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  1. Obligatory schedule comment on New Baby in the Torvalds Home · · Score: 5

    At least this was delivered on time.

  2. Re:Geek Porn on Super Computing 2000 · · Score: 2

    Big Iron sure isn't as big as it was in the Good Olde Days(tm). Why, sonny, when I went to college, the CDC 3150, with 32 k words of memory took up a whole room. They had to kick out some walls to add another 32k. And it was actually made out of iron, not a bunch of silicon and plastic.

  3. Wow on 101 Giant Galaxy Clusters Discovered · · Score: 2

    are the largest gravitationally bound structures in the Universe, typically containing a few hundred to thousands of galaxies, each of which in turn contains many billions of stars.

    That's gonna be one really huge (or really small) black hole one day.

    BTW, if it turns out there is enough matter, wouldn't the universe be the largest gravitationally bound structure in the Universe?

  4. Re:Higgs particle on The LEP Collider Will Be Closed Down · · Score: 2

    I had a Higgs boson too. I found it at a garage sale for only $1.50. Then I got married. My wife threw it away, along with my old comic books and porn collection.

  5. One more reson to avoid long term commitments on Hubble Captures Colliding Galaxies · · Score: 3

    Asteroids, gamma ray blasts, mass insanity, deadly viruses, divine intervention, etc.

    Now we have to worry about colliding with another galaxy. What next?

    Oh shit, there's an election next week.

  6. Re:Yourdon is a shithead ... on Death March · · Score: 2

    I seem to recall that he actually DID move out to the desert in Arizona or somewhere like that to ride out the Y2K disaster. Looks like he crawled out from under his rock.

  7. Re:Related news on Worst Games Of the Year · · Score: 2

    M$FT is up to their old tricks:
    preemptive announcements, vaporware, FUD, etc, etc.

  8. Don't get me started on Desperately Seeking Secure and Reliable Email? · · Score: 2

    Ooooh, too late.

    I'm in the process of dumping Verio. My friends would complain that every once in awhile their email to me would bounce. Whenever I sent a copy of the bounce message to Verio "customer support", they would tell me it must be something wrong with my settings.

  9. Re:DIY on Desperately Seeking Secure and Reliable Email? · · Score: 2

    Then use OpenBSD.

  10. Re: Make medicine open source on Medicine And Open Source? · · Score: 2

    Well, pharmeceuticals to be specific. I would love to get my hands on the "source code" for a few things.

  11. Re:I know it... on New 'Planet' Discovered in Solar System · · Score: 1

    It must be Pioeer 10, merged with a sinister alien space probe, turned into a planet eater.

  12. Re:So it would be called... on New 'Planet' Discovered in Solar System · · Score: 1

    a plumarhoid?

    It IS out there past Uranus.

  13. Re:Mutate? 95x on Microsoft's First Ad Targeting Linux · · Score: 2

    It's been my experience that Windows mutates just by itself. I never know what to expect each time I start it up or shut it down. I figure it has a half-life of about 6 months. Then, due to bit decay, it's time to reinstall it.

  14. Re:What a shame on Xerox Trying To Sell PARC · · Score: 2

    "Anyone who's studied the history of computing will know how great a contribution PARC has had to the advancement of technology, and especially to GUI development."

    Maybe they can sell it to someone who will know what to do with it. Remember PARC developed Smalltalk, GUI, the mouse, etc in the 70's, but it took Steve Jobs to release it to the world, and Bill Gates to steal that and make it popular. Xerox management didn't know what they had,mush less how to market it.

  15. Re:What about Plan9? on HURD For 'Big Iron'? · · Score: 2

    Did your group consider Plan 9? They even designed a new protocol (Internet Layer) for efficient RPC. Maybe at the time your group got started it wasn't "open source". It still isn't completely open, but it's getting closer. Plus, Lucent (Bell Labs) isn't exactly unknown, like GNU/HURD.

  16. Mother was right (again) on Tetris Study Reveals Dreaming's Role In Memory · · Score: 1

    Playing video games does cause brain damage.

  17. They should have waited a month. on New FreeBSD Core Team Elected · · Score: 3

    Then Al Gore could have been elected, after he loses that other election. After all, he did invent FreeBSD, didn't he?

  18. Re:Typical on UK Allows Insurers To Use Genetic Test Results · · Score: 1

    How about a genetic test for Parliament? Naw, they probably could muster a quorum, unless they started importing French Canadians.

  19. Microsoft announces P2P software on Distributed Computing Overview · · Score: 4

    Microsoft announced today that it will release a Windows version of P2P software "soon, in fact before any of those other companies can do it. If it looks like one of them will beat us, we'll buy them anyway, so you should wait for ours." The first release will run only on Window ME, and will most likely be named "P-On-ME".

    It was also revealed today that the first virus for P-On-ME has been discovered. It is contained in email messages with the subject line "Do Not Open - Virus Inside".

  20. Re:Stick it in your ear! on DoCoMos Finger Phone · · Score: 3

    Instruction manual:

    Step 1. Stick finger in ear.
    Step 2. Twist arm around so microphone is aimed at mouth.
    Step 3. Dial by wiggling thumb.

    I just tried it, it looks like I am shooting myself in the head with a "hand" gun.

  21. Re:Should be possible but by an algorithm? on Does P = NP? · · Score: 3

    If you can solve that, you can solve them all and you're THE MAN. Or - preferably - THE WOMAN offcourse.

    Or the slime mold.

    I just tried an experiment where I laid out a maze in the classic Traveling Salesman problem. Then I put my smartest slime mold "Silly Green Putty" on it and it was solved in about 18 hours.

  22. Re:NP-hard/NP-complete on Does P = NP? · · Score: 3

    It's been so long since I was a CS grad student, even Hello World looks NP-complete to me.

  23. Re:ideas (more) on Microsoft and Cisco Don't Pay Taxes? · · Score: 2

    Maybe I can right off R&D costs for Kid Version 3.0.

  24. ideas on Microsoft and Cisco Don't Pay Taxes? · · Score: 3

    Incorporate Family.com. Give stock options to Chief Wife Officer, Chief Kid Officer 1 and Chief Kid Officer 2. Heck I'll even give options to Individual Contributors dog, cat and goldfish. I'm sure the car and house would want some too. Did I leave anyone out? How about Chief Dead Relative, late Uncle Bill.

  25. Check Microsoft on UNIX Internship Programs? · · Score: 2

    They might have something at Hotmail. Or maybe their Linux portation group. Heck, now they might be able to get you in at Corel.