User: invictusvoyd

A lot of peopel in Turkey

On: Turkish Finance Minister Defends Twitter Ban

Are gonna have the cold turkey

Re:Bans Drones not Guns.

On: Drone-Assisted Hunting To Be Illegal In Alaska

Might as well arm the drone with a sidewinder and forget about a chores of hunting . Oh also infrared signatures .. We don't want any other to get hurt now do we?

I'll add one

On: Titanium-Headed Golf Clubs Create Brush Fire Hazard In California

Bear Gryllis titanium club to my survival kit. Makes for a fine weapon too .. err .. what's golf ?

Re:Oh great, MORE job losses

On: MIT Researcher Enlists Bacteria To Assemble Nanotech Materials

American H1Bacteria !! .. No outsorsing here ! even unicellulars have their share in the yeeconomy .

Re:hmm, people out to make a quick buck

On: Cryptocurrency Exchange Vircurex To Freeze Customer Accounts

Nobody is claiming they are, just that the participants intend to make a quick buck.

Like the fellas at Enron . Just guys trying to do whatever they can to make some extra cash .. Al Capone was a criminal ! .

No Such Agency is trying to

On: Spinoffs From Spyland: How Some NSA Technology Is Making Its Way Into Industry

commercialize no such technology . hmmm ..

Re:Ooh

On: Goodyear's New State-of-the-Art Airship Makes Its First Flight

nah .. i'm talkin about hitlers baloons .

How long

On: Functional 3D-Printed Tape Measure

Before a 3d printer becomes affordable? . I want one within $100 . straight USB to a linux box.

Re:Ooh

On: Goodyear's New State-of-the-Art Airship Makes Its First Flight

The older versions of that thing included free skydive from a fireball .

Re:Name suggestions?

On: Goodyear's New State-of-the-Art Airship Makes Its First Flight

Ze Hindenburg in spandex . With ze helium

Re:AMD

On: AMD Develops New Linux Open-Source Driver Model

And better beeetcoin mining .. zzz just kidding .. but nvidia sucks at bitcoin

When O When

On: One Billion Android Devices Open To Privilege Escalation

am I going to open an xterm and type call_accept on a nice debian system.

Black box radio beacon ?

On: New Information May Narrow Down Malaysian Jet's Path

I'm no aviation expert but if I were to design a black box , I'd put a radio beacon on it (activated on impact) and a sonar beacon (activated on being submerged) . Someone on /. had pointed out that they already have such beacons which ping for 30 days after activation. Why are they not picking any of that? Have they used submarines in the search?

Re:Skynet

On: Google's Project Tango Headed To International Space Station

Tango becomes self aware in 3 2 1 ... years

where's the door?

On: Speedy Attack Targets Web Servers With Outdated Linux Kernels

No mention of how the 2.6 kernel was compromised . Besides 2.6 is quite ancient by any standards . Why'd anyone want to run it?

Re:Smelling more fishy every day.

On: MtGox Finds 200,000 Bitcoins In Old Wallet

It's like watching a soap opera.

Its like watching a very dumb version of Monty python .. really ..

_____
This !! aint fishy . This is "sea food platter"

Re:Want to write a kernel ?

On: The Myth of the Science and Engineering Shortage

Simple test: can you sign off on drawings or specifications? No? You're not an engineer. End of story.

I wonder who signs the designs and drawings of microsoft products .

Re:Want to write a kernel ?

On: The Myth of the Science and Engineering Shortage

Your reply is a little ambiguous .What about programmers who design and code ?

________
Another round of beer please ...

Re:Want to write a kernel ?

On: The Myth of the Science and Engineering Shortage

so isn't a great programmer an engineer?

Re:Err, not always

On: Flies That Do Calculus With Their Wings

yup but the fly wings seem like a good target for TTL

Re:Want to write a kernel ?

On: The Myth of the Science and Engineering Shortage

What i'm trying to say is , what what a "scientist" or an "engineer" is, is a matter of perspective . I've seen a school dropout create fantastic software in plain perl . What is he?

Want to write a kernel ?

On: The Myth of the Science and Engineering Shortage

yup there is a shortage.

Wanna install windows 8 on 100 machines ?
Nope .. no shortage ..

Re:Power density?

On: Could Earth's Infrared Emissions Be a New Renewable Energy Source?

Is this even remotely comparable to raw sunlight?

It's hardwired

On: Flies That Do Calculus With Their Wings

Things implimented in hardware are always more efficient that those in software . For the fly it happens at such a low level that it is extremely efficient.

This one was

On: Pine Tree Has Largest Genome Ever Sequenced

written in java ..