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  1. Re:He has a career ahead of him on Story Of a Founder Who Burned Through $21M While His Social App Fling Crashed (businessinsider.com) · · Score: 0

    He outsourced that to the pussy grabber.

  2. Why is it that I'm laughing at this, but the fucking Mods (often me) are not?

    (Score:5, Funny)

  3. This.

    I know goddam well they know I hit the "fuck you," button as I declined to show my papers.

    There's always another way.

    They have their systems tactics -- I have mine.

  4. ... yellow hair and orange skin?

  5. Re:Use Incognito, Privacy Mode? on 72% of 'Anonymous' Browsing History Can Be Attached To the Real User (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    lol

    From Uncle Sam's Yacht Club: The difference between a "sea story" and a "fairy tale" is, a fairy tale starts out with, "Once upon a time ..." and a sea story starts out with, "Hey; this ain't no shit ..."

    So, hey. This ain't no shit:

    Mobil Oil Corp systems analyst ca. late '90s ...

    I was doing an overhead projection of the Internet (Netscape), showcasing how it could help with Just-In-Time Inventory research.

    Lesson learned: Try shit before I make an ass of myself in front of all the suits.

    I searched for, "stocking just in time inventory."

    Up came a photo of a major trophy babe in fishnet stockings and little else at a site selling "Stockings just in time for Christmas and we have a huge inventory."

  6. Re:Use Incognito, Privacy Mode? on 72% of 'Anonymous' Browsing History Can Be Attached To the Real User (thestack.com) · · Score: 2

    ... shemale midget scat porn ...

    So, no link?

    No.

    Because you only think about yourself.

  7. Re:Exactly: If you use Twitter a lot, your public on 72% of 'Anonymous' Browsing History Can Be Attached To the Real User (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    Before and after Firefox, I run the following .bat file:

    [ ccleaner ]

    What is your method of cleaning up before and after opening your browser? Tips appreciated.

    --

    taskkill /f /im iexplore.exe
    taskkill /f /im firefox.exe
    taskkill /f /im chrome.exe
    RunDll32.exe InetCpl.cpl,ClearMyTracksByProcess 4351
    cd\
    cd C:\Program Files\CCleaner
    ccleaner /auto

    exit

    --

  8. Re:Solution on 72% of 'Anonymous' Browsing History Can Be Attached To the Real User (thestack.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey, Ralph. Gotcha, you son of a bitch.

    Clear your fucking browser history now and then.

    See ya at work tomorrow.

    And, seriously, Literotica?

  9. This.

    To be thorough, locate the circuit breaker panel for your location and flip all the switches you see from, "ON," to "OFF."

    Drill holes in your smart phone(s) and tablet(s).

    yw

  10. She's mine, too.
    .
    .
    Sorry. It was a layup.

  11. ... anyway.

    Owners can play whack-a-mole through the courts, but binary is public domain and don't give a shit.

    As soon as IP is digitized, it's in the public domain "est quod est."

    --

    Know what's smarter than a mother fucker with a computer?

    Another mother fucker with a computer. ~ © 2017 CaptainDork

  12. Re: Let's hope they don't succeed... on Movie Industry Wants Irish ISPs To Block Pirate Movie Streaming Portals (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 1

    God doesn't care about that fucking shit.

    S/he didn't care about this fucking shit.

    About the Photo of the Dead Boy on the Beach

    #priorities

  13. Qui-Gon Jinn and Wanda????

    Shit.

  14. ... is gonna be pissed.

  15. Re: Opportunity not Mandate on Disney Thinks High Schools Should Let Kids Take Coding In Place of Foreign Languages · · Score: 1

    Care to expand on that?

  16. ... but they're not known for it.

    Just because YOU don't know about it.

    404 results for "computer", where country="United States"

  17. Re:Automatically fired on Ransomware Completely Shuts Down Ohio Town Government (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    I would argue ...

    Not in court.

  18. ... and at least with coding you can make it interesting ...

    That's not my hand-on experience.

    Most kids do not want to code.

    They want to play with code that's polished and finished. They're called, "apps."

    It's like saying we can teach auto mechanics and make it interesting by letting kids polish the dip sticks

    And, I totally disagree with:

    So pretty much like being an adult really.

    Adults, unlike kids, have disposable income, an entertainment budget, freedom to roam about, and down time to pursue their passions.

    Adults can (it takes years) wash off the crap like the requirement to say the Pledge of Allegiance every fucking goddam morning in lock step with the Party line.

    It took me many years to to flush out the mind-numbing effect of school and teach myself the difference between bullshit and wild honey.

  19. I see your deflection and assign you 17 debating demerits.

    Facebook, Microsoft, Apple and Google are doing the same thing.

    The goal is to have our education system fail to supply a qualified workforce so corporations can obtain talent from overseas.

    The dodge is predictable, "Hey ... we tried to make your stupid kid qualified."

  20. Re:Opportunity not Mandate on Disney Thinks High Schools Should Let Kids Take Coding In Place of Foreign Languages · · Score: 1

    I gave a lecture about this, and it agrees with you.

    I started my anti-ubiquitous code recommendation by suggesting kids, at an early age, be exposed to a wide variety of activities that span the spectrum of aptitude from mental to physical.

    Steer the kid away from uninteresting, boring projects, and toward the general direction of passion-inducing fun.

    Also, some children lean toward a particular path very early on, and others don't develop specificity until their teens.

    I share with my audience that I was not interested in a damned thing in elementary, junior high (middle school, now) or high school except for these:

    1.) Diagramming sentence structure. I loved the logic and the challenge. It was a game to me. That was the ONLY part of English I excelled at.

    2.) Algebra. Lower math like add, subtract, multiply, divide, geometry, and square root extraction was rote and boring. I grokked the symbolic generalization of symbolic representation of algebra.

    I was never good at anything in school.

    When I was 19, I went into this man's Navy; got tested, and they shipped me off to electronics school (two tours). I killed algebra, trigonometry, geometry, solid state physics, magnetism, ...

    That all evolved into mastering programmable handheld calculators and then on to home computers in 1978.

    I'm retired from the IT field, now.

    Had I been pushed in the right direction early own, all you bastards (or bitches, as may apply) would be working for me.

  21. Waste of characters.

    The short version is "pussy grabber."

  22. The voters in the last election were undereducated white Evangelical Christian women in goddam Rust Belt

    Trump also appealed to many women who feared downward mobility and poverty, winning a majority of women without college degrees, as well as rural women. He denounced the trade deals that they felt had wrecked their economies, and vowed to create jobs by rebuilding America’s decaying infrastructure. Meanwhile, Clinton partied with her funders in the Hamptons. She represented an out-of-touch elite, and many women felt that deeply and resented her – or simply didn’t care about her campaign.

    The only "code" dey hab id ind der dose.

  23. This.

    I give lectures on the matter.

    It's like requiring every student to learn how to play the violin.

    The end result is predictable in both cases:

    1.) Most will never forgive the mother fuckers who made them do that
    2.) Many will do whatever it takes to squeeze by
    3.) Many more will simply never learn a note or line
    4.) A few will be mediocre
    5.) .001% will be prodigies

    America is moving to a service economy, and globalizing.

    There's much more need to speak to diversity.

  24. Re:You just have to ignore the trolls. on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Deal With Aggressive Forum Users? · · Score: 2

    It's pretty easy to get it.

    I won't provide links, but I'll point you in the right direction:

    People who can't openly express their anger and frustration, do so, anonymously, at unrelated targets for whatever the reasons are that they can't push back effectively.

    Trolls seek the power to strike back at the Empire and they get their energy from the outrage directed toward them.

    Ignoring them is the digital equivalent of the problems they already have.

  25. Re:Ignore them on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Deal With Aggressive Forum Users? · · Score: 1

    I'm doing OK on retirement, as well.

    My dad retired after working at Pure Oil (Unical) 31 years.

    I came home on leave from Uncle Sam's Yacht Club and sat down with dad and asked how was retirement? Did he have enough money?

    He said, "Son, if yer got enough to buy bait, yer got enough."