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  1. Re:Have They Fixed Their Current Problems? on Microsoft Launches Office 365 in 10 New Markets, Eyes Expansion in Nearly 100 New Markets By Next Year (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what this gibberish is even supposed to mean.

    That's because you don't have 40 goddam years experience in the business.

  2. Re: And he's going to get the Chinese to pay for i on Trump Says He's Going To 'Get Apple To Build a Big Plant In the United States' (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Experiment:

    Let's start a ballot initiative to either allow or ban Candy Crush Saga.

    Voter registration sites go down in 3... 2... 1 ...

  3. Re:Have They Fixed Their Current Problems? on Microsoft Launches Office 365 in 10 New Markets, Eyes Expansion in Nearly 100 New Markets By Next Year (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 1

    E-mail is generally too critical.

    There's the problem, right there.

    Email was never designed to be critical.

    It's discoverable in litigation and unreliable and it's also insecure.

    It's stored in one place per customer and a small net grabs a lot of shit.

    Hell, Facebook Messenger is better.

  4. Re: And he's going to get the Chinese to pay for i on Trump Says He's Going To 'Get Apple To Build a Big Plant In the United States' (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    The Nazi vote didn't get him in.

    It was the White female sleeper cells.

    He doesn't control the military, either.

    Notice the hand-holding by Congress.

  5. Re:The Man Who Would Be King on Trump Says He's Going To 'Get Apple To Build a Big Plant In the United States' (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I feel bad for all the women and other races ...

    Women aren't races.

    Except Danica Patrick

  6. Make it the golden iTrump phone.

    He gets the license fee.

  7. Re:Duh. on Study: Most Students Can't Spot Fake News (engadget.com) · · Score: 1

    This.

    Parents don't want evolution, climate change, slavery, or science in their schools.

    They don't want diverse ideas by non-Christian, non-White, non-heterosexual, non-European American cultures to infect their children.

    But they do want their children to grow up and be big and get jobs.

    Ignorance begets ignorance.

  8. Opera to give up market share ... on Opera Browser Asked to Blacklist Pirate Sites in 'Turbo Mode' (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... of pirates to another browser.

  9. ... "disable app" industry.

  10. Re:All for education, but... on US Regulators Seek To Reduce Road Deaths With Smartphone 'Driving Mode' (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    If I had mod points ...

  11. Re:It's the only reason I use Opera... on Opera Browser Asked to Blacklist Pirate Sites in 'Turbo Mode' (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 0

    And you unload your gun to go into some biker bars.

  12. Re:Popcorn time! on Clinton Urged To Challenge Election Results Due To Possible Hacking [Update] (cnn.com) · · Score: 5, Informative

    ... that the polls were systematically wrong ...

    Already been covered:

    Clinton was blindsided by poll-shy, white middle-class, mostly women, voters in typically blue states that she ignored because she assumed they were in the "win" column, when, actually, they were in the Rust Belt.

    The real 'shy Trump' vote - how 53% of white women pushed him to victory.

  13. "You DO NOT want the company you are buying things from to make record profits."

    Unless you're a CEO there or a shareholder of the company.

  14. Re: side effects of truthiness on Google Search Results Have Liberal Bias, Study Finds (thedenverchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    I got it all back and more.

    Thanks.

  15. Hey, if people are not going to advertise their intent to commit crimes on Twitter, SHOULD the government be paying attention?

  16. Re:Ball-busting ... on Trump Admits 'Some Connectivity' Between Climate Change and Human Activity (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

    The evidence speaks for itself.

    The naive bastard poses for the cameras and says whatever it takes to get elected, which doesn't have to be much given the mood of the angry white middle class, and learns, to his surprise, that he's ignorant of the political machinery that owns him now.

    Republicans blocked Obama to the point Obama has no legacy and they'll do the same with Trump.

    In fact, it's all about to go sideways because the voters didn't really want Trump, but they sure as hell didn't want Obama 2.0.

    Back home, in the Congressional districts, the constituents are already sending a strong message that incumbents in Congress better do what's best for the district or the bastards (or bitches, as may apply) are dead politicians walking.

    That's the ear worm in Trump's head telling him to back off on every single promise he made in the run-up.

    Trump and his homies are being herded to center so fast, he'll have a goddam fence post up his ass before January 20.

  17. Re:Ball-busting ... on Trump Admits 'Some Connectivity' Between Climate Change and Human Activity (cnn.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Interesting take, but wrong.

    America is way long overdue for the needle to peg out to the right.

    That's obviated by the results of this last election.

    America needs Trump and everything he can possibly bring to the fight.

    America needs to actually experience the fantasy of suicide so it can get a sour taste in its mouth and deal with that which has remained in the shadows.

    The effort to convert America to Christianity needs to be exposed so we can get rid of the son of a bitches.

  18. Fuck the batshit crazy base ... on Trump Admits 'Some Connectivity' Between Climate Change and Human Activity (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    ... who voted him in because globalism is un-American.

  19. ... money.

  20. Re:Ball-busting ... on Trump Admits 'Some Connectivity' Between Climate Change and Human Activity (cnn.com) · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obama is an insider Black man.

    That's why we have an outsider White man.

    Obama wanted out of Afghanistan and Iraq, he wanted to close Gitmo, and he wanted immigration reform and affordable health care.

    He will have no legacy.

    No president after him will, either.

    The President has become the person who steps forward when a nation-state says, "I want to talk to America."

    Other than that pageantry, the President offers condolences and empty promises of change to the families of victims.

  21. The results are liberal or conservative ... on Google Search Results Have Liberal Bias, Study Finds (thedenverchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    ... depending on whether the search is by a liberal or conservative.

  22. ... reality is doing him in, as it does all political outsiders.

  23. Re: side effects of truthiness on Google Search Results Have Liberal Bias, Study Finds (thedenverchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    As a beginning writer, my 1st-year professor whipped "It is a well known fact ..." out of me with an office visit and an F.

  24. Re:Hillary Clinton ... on Google Search Results Have Liberal Bias, Study Finds (thedenverchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    Tell these people that "Nobody at all likes Hillary."

  25. Hillary Clinton ... on Google Search Results Have Liberal Bias, Study Finds (thedenverchannel.com) · · Score: 2

    ... can cite this damaging evidence, provided by four fucking people , to contest the election.

    Oh, wait.