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  1. Re:They discovered it died of ... on Giant Dinosaur Unearthed In Argentina · · Score: 1

    Tough crowd.

  2. They discovered it died of ... on Giant Dinosaur Unearthed In Argentina · · Score: -1

    ... 35% overseas credit card purchase tax.

  3. Support peeps who bitch about users ... on The Frustrations of Supporting Users In Remote Offices · · Score: 1

    ... should STFU.

    Professionals walk a fine line between dealing with distraught users and causing World War III.

    Doing your job in a way where you get invited to lunch with your other coworkers is the right way to do things.

    People who call users "idiots" are "jerks".

    So it is written, so let it be done.

  4. Re:It's amazing on First US Appeals Court Hears Arguments To Shut Down NSA Database · · Score: 1

    Perhaps " ... [you] don't see what the Feds could do about it." but the courts do.

  5. I just have to say, on MetaFilter Founder Says Vacation Firm Forged Court Docs To Scotch Review · · Score: 1

    I never MetaFilter I didn't like.

  6. Re:At the risk of blaming the victim... on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 1

    The "all or nothing" approach is unnecessary.

    You know as well as I do that the system side of things is busted.

    Let's fix what we can, OK?

  7. Re:At the risk of blaming the victim... on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 1

    You can't have it both ways.

    Either you can use the Internet or you can't.

    The episodes we've experienced over the last few years would be fixed by now if the actually culprits had their asses handed to them on a platter in a court of law.

    Manning? Walked in with a Lady Gaga CD (that's 1) inserted into a CD player (that's 2) accessed data he had no need to see (that's 3) ...

    Snowden? Vetted by a contract company (that's 1) hired by a contractor to the gubmint (that's 2) see 3 above ...

    Target, Home Depot, etc? Where the hell was sysadmin?

    For other sites where are their "best practices" restrictions?

    Let's place blame where it really belongs, OK?

  8. Re:At the risk of blaming the victim... on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 1

    I am a "user advocate" and I disagree with you. The analogy is flawed because, as a sysadmin, I can't get to people's cars.

    I can sure get to my front doors. I can establish rules.

    Look: We all know what the best practices are. Let's enforce rules.

    When people sign up, don't let them move past "password," until they put in one that meets our definition of best practice.

    In the next step, force people to choose their poison regarding two step authentication.

    For security questions, be sure to advise them to LIE.

    Every month, or two months, ot three months or six months (we get to set the timer), tell the customer, "Whoops! It's "Password Tuesday!"

    "Let's go through this again or you don't get to play."

  9. Re:At the risk of blaming the victim... on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 1

    Sue the bastards.

    Seriously, litigation is the only way.

  10. Re:At the risk of blaming the victim... on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 1

    I recognize the language, but I don't grok the mesage.

    In any case, how about using a URL?

    Try this password at your bank:

    http://slashdot.org/bitemybutt

    or:

    "I like to log into slashdot at least once a day." (quotes optional)

  11. Re:At the risk of blaming the victim... on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 1

    To make your analogy less broken, try it again and include the part where you failed to lock the gate.

  12. Re:At the risk of blaming the victim... on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 1

    We are converging on agreement, still ...

    No sysadmin should allow a computer to harm someone.

    I didn't suggest SMS as part of two step authorization ... you did.

    In reality, some sites offer choices. A person can opt out of SMS and choose to have several security questions (with a note to lie like hell), or, conceivably, use email.

    The details are just speed bumps.

  13. Re:At the risk of blaming the victim... on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 1

    Thankfully, you are not a sysadmin.

    We who are competent can handle basic security by twiggling the knobs.

    Because you are not on our lawn, your analogy is useless.

  14. Re:Proper motivation on Google To Build Quantum Information Processors · · Score: 1

    It does matter. That's precisely why I posted it.

    You are tasked with providing a compelling argument as to why it doesn't matter.

  15. Re:At the risk of blaming the victim... on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 2

    See? There's the wrong-think.

    Recall that systems people are the ones who are driving the freaking truck.

    How hard is it to inspect a password and tell a person that it's just too weak and here are the rules, so please comply or die?

    How hard is it to enforce two level authorization at sign-up?

    The paradigm where we blame the victims instead of unimaginative and lazy IT jockeys has got to stop.

  16. Advisory location ... on Akamai Warns: Linux Systems Infiltrated and Controlled In a DDoS Botnet · · Score: 1
  17. Re:Which Michael Bolton? on Can ISO 29119 Software Testing "Standard" Really Be a Standard? · · Score: 1

    You jumped my stuff.

  18. Re:Proper motivation on Google To Build Quantum Information Processors · · Score: 1

    Of course, the advertisers are not the true perpetrators ... that would be the businesses.

    Businesses know that product exposure to many eyeballs has a probability of generating income.

    Super Bowl ads prove that it doesn't always work.

    Targeted ads, in theory, work because you are probably going to be more interested in buying some more of the stuff you bought recently, or you are probably going to be interested in purchasing something related.

    In all probability, your purchasing record would not make you a valid candidate for a random ad for pink socks.

    A killer idea is to embed targeted ads or to produce interesting content that IS targeted advertisement.

  19. Re:At the risk of blaming the victim... on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 0, Troll

    Or ...

    Sue the hell out of companies that don't have the sense god gave a piss ant to provide a secure method of log in.

  20. Re:Proper motivation on Google To Build Quantum Information Processors · · Score: 1

    Yeah but you're an admitted crackpot, so ...

    Just kidding.

    Seriously, though, I totally agree with you. The advertising models for TV and the Internet are broken in their current form.

    Two strategies are working:

    1.) Viral YouTube video ads are awesome but it's very unusual for one to float to the top.

    2.) Embedded ads are beginning to be the norm, where the content consumer is unaware that they are being targeted or, they know, but there isn't anything they can do about it.

    Here's a solid prediction, to boot:

    Sites already know when we are using plug-ins like Adblocker and some either ask us to exempt their site or refuse to let us in at all. That will continue and render ad blockers useless.

    We've already seen that with cookies.

    Turn cookies off in your browser and have fun with that bad idea and stuff.

  21. Re:At the risk of blaming the victim... on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wrong-think.

    If the fucking system worked like it's supposed to, people could put anything anywhere. Blaming the victim for a broken system is not logical.

  22. Re:This is also how Sarah Palin's email got "hacke on Apple Denies Systems Breach In Photo Leak · · Score: 1

    The advice from people like you and me is to lie like hell.

  23. And this is precisely why ... on Why Phone Stores Should Stockpile Replacements · · Score: 1

    ... you are not in the retail phone store business with a ton of inventory in the back room stocking every conceivable device that's not supposed to need replacement.

  24. Re:Proper motivation on Google To Build Quantum Information Processors · · Score: 1

    There is no difference.

    I don't know what you spend your disposable income on, but I'm certain it's for stupid stuff.

    You should, instead, be spending your money on cameras, guitars, and computers.

    I like cameras, guitars, and computers.

  25. Re:The obvious solution... on Appeals Court Clears Yelp of Extortion Claims · · Score: 1

    It's not at all about you, is it?

    At issue is the valid concern that Yelp has compromised itself.

    I think it has and I recommend that people forget about Yelp and go elsewhere for reviews.

    Your post is irrelevant crap.