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  1. Re:I love ... on Ask Slashdot: Which Tech Company Do You Respect Most? · · Score: 1

    I know all about their business model, that's why I love them.

    The model appeared in 3 episodes of Baywatch and stuff.

  2. Re: YouTube is guilty of ... on Twitter Can't Be Blamed For 2015 ISIS-Linked Killings, Court Rules (sfgate.com) · · Score: 1

    Jails evolved along with that concept, as well.

  3. Re: craigslist on Ask Slashdot: Which Tech Company Do You Respect Most? · · Score: 1

    If you charge a fee for a mism.

  4. Re:Anyone who uses twatter on Twitter Can't Be Blamed For 2015 ISIS-Linked Killings, Court Rules (sfgate.com) · · Score: 1

    I used to be a pedophile but I got a pedicure.

  5. YouTube is guilty of ... on Twitter Can't Be Blamed For 2015 ISIS-Linked Killings, Court Rules (sfgate.com) · · Score: 1

    ... promoting sexual harassment.

    Donald Trump On Tape: I Grab Women "By The Pussy”

  6. I love ... on Ask Slashdot: Which Tech Company Do You Respect Most? · · Score: -1

    ... Facebook.

  7. Re:craigslist on Ask Slashdot: Which Tech Company Do You Respect Most? · · Score: 1

    This.

    Craig was listing to starboard.

  8. Re:Whoever on Ask Slashdot: Which Tech Company Do You Respect Most? · · Score: 1

    Hillary don't know jack.

    Jack was her IT guy, so ... Jack.

  9. Re:eBay roadmap is clear on eBay Is Dumping PayPal For Dutch Rival Adyen (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    And eBay will buy both.

  10. Re:Dump Moscow Donald on eBay Is Dumping PayPal For Dutch Rival Adyen (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Maybe he can fire Billy Bush.

    Donald Trump On Tape: I Grab Women "By The Pussy”

  11. Re:Dump Moscow Donald on eBay Is Dumping PayPal For Dutch Rival Adyen (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Don't you want to be normal?

    Don't you want to be well-liked?

    Don't you want to join in reindeer games?

    Get off your ass and vote and get other people to vote.

    If enough people agree with you -- there ya go.

  12. And answer the goddam phone.

    I called 7 times and left 4 messages, "Hi, this is Windows. I be calling you sir to tell that virus infect computer. Allow me to connect long distance and removing infected for $89 dollaros, US, please or your license will escape."

  13. I have Office 2007 ... on Microsoft Office 2019 Will Only Work on Windows 10 (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    ... using the same old install CD on 9 computers.

    All of the shit, Excel, Access, Word, Power Point, and Outlook work just great on XP, 7, 8.1 and 10.

  14. Re: Any that aren't about 'social justice'. on Slashdot Asks: What Are Some Sci-Fi Books, Movies, and TV Shows You're Looking Forward To? · · Score: -1

    Use italics.

    They lean to the right.

  15. Re:Wish Apple would also block trackers in apps! on Messaging App Telegram Pulled From Apple's App Store Due To 'Inappropriate Content' (theverge.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    You left out your anti-sheep solution.

  16. Re:It took me 2 years to get off Facebook on Facebook Really Wants You To Come Back (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2

    I did something similar back in the day.

    Using a popular link, I added 500 Friends in one day.

    Facebook sent me a warning shot telling me I couldn't possibly know that many people.

    I added another 500 Friends the next day.

    BOOM!

    Blocked.

    That was ten years ago.

    To this day, that email cannot be used to create a Facebook account.

    I have a fake account. I let my family know who I was and they added me.

    I've been using that account so long, FB probably knows who I am.

  17. Re:This is a BS article.. on Amazon's Push Into Healthcare Just Cost the Industry $30 Billion In Market Cap (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    The fault lies with you and me.

    We enjoy a duality that is at odds

    1.) We desire fair play from corporate America.

    2.) We expect asymptotic earnings over time increments measured in nanoseconds (in lay terms: "greed").

    We vote 2.) and we bitch about 1.).

  18. Re: This is a BS article.. on Amazon's Push Into Healthcare Just Cost the Industry $30 Billion In Market Cap (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Good reference. I just finished that again, after reading it 35 years ago.

  19. Re:Lol, politics country for Republicans now on Facebook Users Cry 'Censorship' After Being Told Which Russian Troll Pages They Liked (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    Very predictable of me.

    I usually know what I'm going to post.

  20. Re:Lol, politics country for Republicans now on Facebook Users Cry 'Censorship' After Being Told Which Russian Troll Pages They Liked (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    No, I did.

  21. This.

    Sanity is knowing the difference between bullshit and wild honey.

  22. Re:why fb users are dumb on Facebook Users Cry 'Censorship' After Being Told Which Russian Troll Pages They Liked (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 4, Informative

    The real problem is that Facebook is actually an Internet entertainment site and should not be taken literally, or seriously.

  23. Re:Lol, politics country for Republicans now on Facebook Users Cry 'Censorship' After Being Told Which Russian Troll Pages They Liked (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 2

    And still predictable.

  24. ... over capitalism. How odd. The American government knows full well that for all of the technology they have, disassembly of the devices reveals multinational components -- very few of which are American made.

  25. Re:Teamsters originally drove teams of animals on 'No Drones or Driverless Trucks', Demands Teamsters Labor Union (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    One of them will.

    Hoffa is somewhere.