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  1. Re:Hmm on When Spammers Try To Sue You · · Score: 1
    So why did the braindead, pustulant, odious, flatulent sack of excreta from a herd of syphilitic, diarrhetic elephants send a resume (apparently containing typographical errors) to someone who had nothing to do with HR for his "company" and then, once given a good spanking for his stupidity, then go and send exactly the same spam to the same person.


    The little puddle of urine from a dehydrated ruminant then decided to send another spam to another company then had the unmitigated gall to say that he wasn't interested in working for the company.


    If he is such a hot computer consultant, why is the only "page" on his web shite an "Under Construction" page.


    The fact that he feels the need to throw lawsuit threats around like he used to do with his half-chewed turd when he was the intellectual equivalent of a desicated fly speck (as opposed to the huge strides he has made to be now intellectually equal with an amoeba) shows that he clearly was bullied (and, from what I have seen of his flatulent flayling around like a guppy in a stgnant pool, deservedly so) and so feels the need to lash out in the futile hope of disguising the fact he is bawling like he did after his mummy wouldn't suckle him anymore because he had to attend the graduation of his fellow kindergarten students (he wasn't greaduation, just watching for the 15th time). As for his propensity for expletives when shown that he has stepped outside the bounds of netiquette, this clearly indicates that his vocabulary is as extensive as his intellect.


    He is the perfect example of why a person should not be allowed to breed with his sister/cousin/mother.

  2. I would mention the calls I've had from zombies... on Slashdot Ghost Stories? · · Score: 1

    and the brain dead, but as I work on a IT support desk, stupid (l)users don't count.

    They are just horror stories instead :-)

  3. The answer is ARM on Intel Gets PA-RISC Engineers · · Score: 1

    The ARM range of CPUs, such as the StrongARM would be an ideal new CPU. Hell, most PDA use the StrongARM (including the iPaq), as do the Dreamcast, the Gamebot Advance, several MP3 players, numerous satellite boxen, printers, digital cameras, network boxen, video phones, mobile phones (CDMA and GSM).

  4. Who would want to copy that s**t anyway? on NSync Copy Protected CD · · Score: 1
    Nsync aren't musicians or artists. That are nothing more than a pile of pustulant, zit faced talentless nothings whos' only claim to fame is that a bunch of 3rd graders like them. Once they leave the "group" they will disappear from the music scene faster than a fart in a hurricane.



    What has 10000 legs, 3 pubic hairs and 1,000,000,000,000 pimples?


    The front 10 rows at a Nsync concert.

  5. Re:British Beer! on The Jet Powered Beer Cooler · · Score: 1
    We all drink Lion Red or Ranfurly over here....

    Ahh, so you tilt your heads back and get your mates to urinate down your throats then?

    A note to the rest of the world. A considerable number of Lion Red "drinkers", in order to make that piss from a syphalitic donkey with renal disease sound good, call it Lione Rouge.

  6. Re:Bah on The Jet Powered Beer Cooler · · Score: 1
    Freon is better and less noisy.

    And thus it is for pussies without the balls to experiment, without the minds to investigate and without a clue to observe.

    Yep, it's like your average Seppo.

  7. Re:Huh? on The Jet Powered Beer Cooler · · Score: 1
    "Extra cold" is a relative term.

    Just how many relatives does your family tree have? Or is it a branchless tree?

  8. Re:Huh? on The Jet Powered Beer Cooler · · Score: 2
    2 Centigrade? Who the hell drinks Guiness at that ungodly temperature?

    For chrissakes, a stout needs to be served at room temperature goddammit!

    So you are saying that Guiness, who brew the shit he was cooling, are wrong with what they print on the can? Let me guess. You drink that stale piss from a horse with various social diseases know as Budweiser and consider that to be a good beer too?

  9. Re:Not just US centric... on Duke's All Out of Gum · · Score: 1

    I hate these "US Resident only" competitions. They seem to forget all too often that there is land outside of the U.S.

  10. They were forced to downgrade the princesses CGI on Reviews:Shrek · · Score: 1

    I saw on one of those promo things on Tv that the makers of the movie were told that the CGI rendering of the piece of fluff^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hprincess was too close to real and so they degraded it to a point that showed it was CGI. Obviously in some parts they didn't do the degrade as rigirously as in others.

  11. Re:Yes, there is a TV series on VHS! on So Long, Hitchhiker: Douglas Adams Dead At 49 · · Score: 1
    I think you are talking about the BBC series on VHS. This was not a theatrical movie, which is what we are talking about. It covers roughly the first two books. Of course, I have the series on VHS (like any /real/ fan.)

    Ummmm, if you were a REAL fan you would also have the cassettes of the radio play that proceeded the play by a few years, just like I do. :-)

  12. Re:Let's hope that cunt Pratchet goes next! on So Long, Hitchhiker: Douglas Adams Dead At 49 · · Score: 1
    At last, we're seeing those over-rated so-called 'Witty' authors getting what they deserve! Just because they're british people think we should suck their cocks!

    Thus speaks a quasi-literate, knuckle dragging, humourless, head up his ass American lackwit whose family tree has no branches and who was rejected from the cast of Deliverance because he was too stupid.

    Please tell us, oh troll of the sphinchtal regions of a syphalitic baboon, just how is it that you walk on your knuckles and yet are still able to pound on a keyboard for the length of time it took you (estimating 3 days 4 hours) to come up with the above quoted comment withut suffering severe pain?

  13. Re:no more on Non-banner Ads Coming to the Web · · Score: 1
    The problem with turning off Javascript is that some sites use Javascript legitimately.

    What would be nice is a more advanced mechanism for handling Javascript, such as a global on/off option and a list for specifying which sites shouldn't be processed by that filter. That allows the user a lot of flexibility; they can turn off all Javascript except for those sites where it is absolutely needed, or can leave Javascript on except for the few sites that they find to be too much of a hassle to navigate with it enabled.

    Thats one of the reasons I like IE. You can set your own security zones where certain sites have JS enabled and the rest don't. It's a simple matter of adding a site to the trusted site list.

    However, I can see a situation where someone who has already thought of that would require JS to be running before you can even get into the site.

  14. The difference between "spacejunk" and NEO objects on Nine Hundred Asteroids in Near-Earth Orbits · · Score: 1

    "Space Junk" is the discarded bits of boosters, chunks of satellites such as solar panels that are in a (relatively) close orbit around the Earth, whereas what this article says is that they are looking for asteroids, et al, that are NOT in an orbit around the Earth or are on eccentric orbits.

  15. Re:reply summary on Our Attorney's Response To Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Or Duck Soup

  16. Look between Paul Keatings' ears on Black Hole Search Begins In Australian Outback · · Score: 1

    Thats the biggest black hole this side of Andromeda!

  17. Re:Hrmph. on Black Hole Search Begins In Australian Outback · · Score: 1
    Ummm, The so-called "sock in the dryer phenomenon" is in fact Zaphod Beeblebrox extending his biro business.

  18. Re:Black hole on Black Hole Search Begins In Australian Outback · · Score: 1

    They never had any to begin with!

  19. Re:Make your own ball lightning.... on Ball Lightning Explained? · · Score: 1

    Lots of beans and a match

  20. Re:how many types of lightning are there? on Ball Lightning Explained? · · Score: 1
    There are now two recentkly discovered types called Red sprites and Blue Jets (or is it the other way round?)

    Both occur at the top of the cloads and a very hard to spot, although pilots hve reported it for years, but without proof, scientists dismissed the reports (probably blaming the red on the the air hostess' hair as her head bobs up and down).

  21. Re:Hi Frank on Clemson University Bans Free Long Distance Sites · · Score: 1
    How long is the Don Knotts thing going to go on?

    I suspect it will go on till that idiots penis doubles it's length to 1/2 inch erect.

  22. Re:new catagory please on MAD Cartoonist Don Martin Dies · · Score: 1
    Shit, the graveside at your funeral is gonna be a pretty empty area, rather like the one between your ears.

  23. Re:new catagory please on MAD Cartoonist Don Martin Dies · · Score: 1

    Shit, the graveside at your funeral is gonna be a pretty empty area, rather like the one between your ears.

  24. Re:What is Katz talking about? on Orlando and the Tragedy of Technology · · Score: 2
    Not only that! There is also the insidious use of monoxy hydride in almost every branch of out manufacturing industries, power generation, transportation, food industries, health services, agriculture, tourism, entertainment, sports and too many other industries to list!

    Whats more, this substance is allowed to land on the surface of the planet completely unchecked! No control whatsoever exists to stop this compound soaking into land! It can be found in every living organism!

    Speak out now!

  25. Re:DTV is not necessarily a good thing on Digital Television Transmission Standards · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, the broadcasters consider "content" to to be such knuckle-walking, trailer-park trash as Jerrie Springer