Get a can of coke, shake it up and down several times. Flip open the can towards the victims neck. After a loud yelling you can stand back to enjoy the other half of your coke. The victim either fell unconcious or quickly unplug her jacket. And then the beginning of a horror movies scene.
When you buy a generic program and install it on a computer, the up-time is about 90%. If you need a better up time, hire a guy to babysit. If you need 99.9%, you need probably 3 shifts to cover it ass 24-7-365.25. Do the daily maintainance etc. To get a better figure, a backup of a power backup, a team of kernel expert, hardware guru to stand-by. A earth-quake proof building, 16-feet fire resistance 747 crash-proof wall. And it is necessary to replace a dynamic ram with static ram so that the cosmic ray is not flipping any bit around etc...
So in short answer, if you need a rock solid service, you have to pay more.
If you ask for a warranty from MS. Their answer would most probably like "ok, first we shall send down a serviceman to certify your machine, Us$5,000. patch your machine when the patch come out, us$6,000,... and so on"
4/5 of the world population does not believe there is any link between 9/11 and the Iraqi, I 'll be delighted if you can give more supporting evidents.
I guess you have missed the discussion on whether to use GSM or CDMA in Iraq. It was right here on slashdot. Rebuilding Iraq is a big business. It is well planned to kick Saddam's butt. For a country that has been sanctioned for 11 year, you can hardly call it a war. More like a steal. Now stop whinning, get your CV ready, which part of the reconstruction program are you interested?
To say Ozone is a toxic gas is as true as saying sunlight is bad for your skin. Ozone is around for millions of year, and so is sun light. The amount of ozone generated by ion breezer is quite low on ozone. The real toxic gas is in fact oxide of nitrogen generated by these machines when the moisture is high. When inhaled it forms nitrous acid and that is hurting your lung. In a busy traffic, sulphur dioxide and nitrogen oxides are the ones that gives you the most discomfort. If you insist on the toxicity of ozone. Take a shot-gun and blast your 21" TV. Replace it with an LCD.
Charcoal filter is used in face mask to catch Chlorine or other funny gas. After a certain amount of gas is adsorbed, the filter will not take any more gas. To reactivate the filter, use steam. Yes, go to your kitchen, boil some water and blast the sucker. You are left with the mess of drying the filter. A hair drier is your help. But most people will find replacing a charcoal filter easier.
SARS stands for Senior-citizen Accelerated Reduction Scheme. Anyone at a 3-feet radius around a SARS patient will be sprayed with thousands of droplets from his/her mouth. Medical mask alone is not enough to stop the spread you'll survive better with a pair of goggles and a detail aseptic training. Motality rate is about 5% in Asia, 10% in Canada. If 10 million got the disease, you will find 1 million graves more somewhere. A little bit more than the Hiroshima blast. At first no one will believe it, it's just common cold flu. Then people start to cough and cannot breath. Next, you'll find the ICU in the hospital is jammed with respiratory patient and to make the matter worse, the medical front-line is collapsing one after the other. Please study the disease and avoid it before it ever begin in your city. SARS kills, SARS also kill your tourism, restaurant, hotel flat. Business will go down 90%. By all means, avoid SARS.
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It start with a 'Z', then 'Z...Z...zzzzzzz'
then suddenly awake and say 'Y not'.
Try progressive transformation here:
too grotesque => two grotesque => two gross
Banana space=> Banach space
Zorn's lemma=>Zorn's lemon
Abelian group => abelian group => commutative group => commutative grape => commutes and purple.
But I still couldn't get the oracle of del phi part!!!
Eat sandwich with chopsticks.
You mean suing the company for not producing something you want????? Next the company will sue you for not buying their products.
To get a 'taste' of electricity, get a 9-V battery, stick out your tongue to lick the electrode on its ends. Don't try it if you have heart problems.
Give it a CPR. It's dying.
Do you have the schematics scanning electron microscope?
The lady on the left tell the lady on the right who is wearing a 80000 volt jacket, 'My lady, please stay clear, I'm wearing a 120,000 volt jacket'.
Get a can of coke, shake it up and down several times. Flip open the can towards the victims neck.
After a loud yelling you can stand back to enjoy the other half of your coke. The victim either fell unconcious or quickly unplug her jacket. And then the beginning of a horror movies scene.
When you buy a generic program and install it on a computer, the up-time is about 90%. If you need a better up time, hire a guy to babysit. If you need 99.9%, you need probably 3 shifts to cover it ass 24-7-365.25. Do the daily maintainance etc. To get a better figure, a backup of a power backup, a team of kernel expert, hardware guru to stand-by. A earth-quake proof building, 16-feet fire resistance 747 crash-proof wall. And it is necessary to replace a dynamic ram with static ram so that the cosmic ray is not flipping any bit around etc...
So in short answer, if you need a rock solid service, you have to pay more.
If you ask for a warranty from MS. Their answer would most probably like "ok, first we shall send down a serviceman to certify your machine, Us$5,000. patch your machine when the patch come out, us$6,000,
But you have to admit this tradition is kinda boring. It's also a tradition that no one will respond to the 'In Soviet Russia,....'
How do we say 'the plane crash landed in the sea'?
Yes we know it well, it's well documented on the chemistry lab ceiling.
Ever notice how we are all worried about terrorists using internet to communicate criminal informations, they just use pigeons to exchange messages.
Their new plan seems to be sending people with SARS to cough downtown. Cost less then $5,000.
With Sharon? You must be kidding.
4/5 of the world population does not believe there is any link between 9/11 and the Iraqi, I 'll be delighted if you can give more supporting evidents.
I guess you have missed the discussion on whether to use GSM or CDMA in Iraq. It was right here on slashdot.
Rebuilding Iraq is a big business. It is well planned to kick Saddam's butt. For a country that has been sanctioned for 11 year, you can hardly call it a war. More like a steal.
Now stop whinning, get your CV ready, which part of the reconstruction program are you interested?
Terrorist don't build these gadgets. They'll buy a well tested.
To say Ozone is a toxic gas is as true as saying sunlight is bad for your skin. Ozone is around for millions of year, and so is sun light. The amount of ozone generated by ion breezer is quite low on ozone. The real toxic gas is in fact oxide of nitrogen generated by these machines when the moisture is high. When inhaled it forms nitrous acid and that is hurting your lung. In a busy traffic, sulphur dioxide and nitrogen oxides are the ones that gives you the most discomfort. If you insist on the toxicity of ozone. Take a shot-gun and blast your 21" TV. Replace it with an LCD.
Charcoal filter is used in face mask to catch Chlorine or other funny gas. After a certain amount of gas is adsorbed, the filter will not take any more gas. To reactivate the filter, use steam. Yes, go to your kitchen, boil some water and blast the sucker. You are left with the mess of drying the filter. A hair drier is your help. But most people will find replacing a charcoal filter easier.
No disease would take down the planes so fast. Cathay Pacific has cut down half the flights from Hong Kong. Unprecedented.
SARS stands for Senior-citizen Accelerated Reduction Scheme. Anyone at a 3-feet radius around a SARS patient will be sprayed with thousands of droplets from his/her mouth. Medical mask alone is not enough to stop the spread you'll survive better with a pair of goggles and a detail aseptic training. Motality rate is about 5% in Asia, 10% in Canada. If 10 million got the disease, you will find 1 million graves more somewhere. A little bit more than the Hiroshima blast.
At first no one will believe it, it's just common cold flu. Then people start to cough and cannot breath. Next, you'll find the ICU in the hospital is jammed with respiratory patient and to make the matter worse, the medical front-line is collapsing one after the other.
Please study the disease and avoid it before it ever begin in your city.
SARS kills, SARS also kill your tourism, restaurant, hotel flat. Business will go down 90%. By all means, avoid SARS.
Replacing the cover requires alignment for all shapes except the circle which fits for all orientation.
godzilla can move it in days.
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