1: Port scan a known network to have DSL routers, ISDN routers, switches or cable modems or what have you. Your own ISP works great.
2: Take your list of open telnet ports, and corresponding IP's, and telnet into them.
3: Using the PDF files of the router docs, log in using the default passwords and wreak havoc. Remove routes, telnet into other boxes on their internal network.
It's really sad how many of these are setup and forgot about, leaving Joe Business Owner wide open. People don't think twice about changing passwords, disabling WAN access, etc etc
Cheap laptops: You're stuck with S3 Savage and Trident CyberBlade graphics. They'll do fine in Everquest, but they don't work with *nix's that well, and aren't the greatest for 3D. These are what you find in the $699-$1499 market.
Mid-Range Laptops Both Dells and the Sony I've had came with the ATI Rage Mobility. Works great for Quake III and most other games. Roughly equivalant to my desktop's Voodoo 3. Not stellar, but very nice. These are what Apple uses, along with most some other manufacturer's $1299-$1999 range
High End Laptops GeForce2 2Go and GeForce3 2Go. ATI Radeon. Haven't used the portable Radeon's yet, but the GeForce, obviously, is the like the ATI except faster, of course. Only problem is the laptop we bought with this chipset cost nearly $3,000 (loaded) and is a tank.
Smashing Pumpkins (Score:-1)
by TRoLLaXoR (trollaxor@mac.com) on Wednesday October 17, @11:12AM (#2441303)
(User #181585 Info | http://homepage.mac.com/trollaxor/ | Last Journal: Wednesday October 17, @10:53AM)
Smashing Pumpkins
No, not the altrock band, but the actual act of forcefully destroying large winter squash! To maximize pumpkin-collection and pumpkin-smashing, you should have friends, a car, flashlights, black clothing, and a good idea of the layout of the area (access and escape routes).
The Clothing
Wearing black is a no-brainer. Hot pink and white jumpsuits are inappropriate for stealing anything, let alone pumpkins. (However, if there is to be a decoy in your group...) Black jogging pants and hoodies can be had for $8 to $15 a piece depending on where they were purchased. I would recommend plain jogging pants over the swishies-- and generics over the name brands. For one, you don't want to make more noise than you have to if you are going to grab pumpkins from a lit-up front porch. Second, you're likely to run, fall, drip pumpkin guts, and get dirty in general so why pay the extra $$$ on name-brand shit that is no better than the cheaper generics. Your call.
One minor point to think of is, should you end up in civilization, you may want to look normal. So wear or carry clean, less criminal-looking clothes. A Denny's breather or a run-in with Mr. Occifer may be times your clothes can give your activities away.
The Car
If your aim is to collect over a dozen beautiful orange orbs and you drive a Geo Metro, forget it. Get someone with a real car. A truck with a cab, an Eagle, a hatchback.
If you're going to be pulling from the same neighborhood, you'll want a quiet car. Shitty loud cars that wake people up from deep sleeps are OK if you're going to stop once and go on to another area, but why add the pressure? I prefer collecting pumpkins as care-free as possible. Which leads to my next point, the simple pumpkin-aquirement algorithm.
Have your driver drop you off at a certain point and then drive ahead to the next stop sign and wait to pick you up. In a given suburban block, there'll be just about a carryable limit of pumpkins (with a bookbag). You can avoid backtracking (innefficient and dangerous) in this manner. Not rocket science, but something to keep in mind. If you live in the country, you don't have to worry about this, as houses are farther off the road. Generally the suburbs are the best place to get pumpkins, so if you live in the city or country, go to the 'burbs.
The Tools
Flashlights flashlights flashlights. If you do your collecting pre-Halloween, and late at night, there's a good chance things won't be lit up. Thoug letting your eyes adjust to darkness and then working in it is best, there may be times you'll want a light. What's that slime on the pumpkin? Ewww, a big fat fucking SLUG! Gross. Of course arranging pumpkins in the back of the truck or car is aided by light.
Bookbags can aid you on carrying extra pumpkins and also act as a place to store flashlights and extra clothes. Common sense. But since you're reading this you and are considering doing this you probably have none. Anyway, again, black is better than jungle leopard pink and green print Barbie backpacks, but if that's your thing just be prepared to get nicknamed "Gay Fag the Pumpkin Snatch" by your jailmates (yes, police DO arrest and detain pumpkin-snatchers, usually as trespassers, minor thieves, vandals, etc.).
Goat-skin gloves not protect your hands from abrasions caused by pumpkin-shaft spines but also feel soft and retain heat well. Spend the extra $10 and your hands will thank you.
OK. That's all. If you wanna be lazier you can get away with it. This was meant for large (16+) pumpkin-snatching operations. Good luck.
My ATARI used to get so hot I couldn't pull the AC Adapter out of the wall. Thats only for playing it from my 4th birthday to my 8th. I never understood the kids who's parents always made them unplug the thing when we weren't playing it.
Slashdot...isn't cool anymoreby n3m6 (Score:2) Saturday September 29, @11:37PM
glad to see them accept donations (Score:2)
by Dr. Awktagon on Saturday September 29, @11:08PM (#2369521)
(User #233360 Info)
I wish EVERY substantial Free/Open software project had a donation page pop up before download. There are several programs that I use regularly for which I would donate when downloading or upgrading.
In fact, Free/Open software is much more valuable to me than the alternatives.
So in other words, I will only pay for Free software!;-)
(Too bad they use Amazon for their donations, for those of us boycotting them.)
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
Re:glad to see them accept donations by reynaert (Score:1) Saturday September 29, @11:21PM
How much use is this in the modern era? (Score:3, Insightful)
by Ryu2 on Saturday September 29, @11:11PM (#2369528)
(User #89645 Info | Last Journal: Saturday August 18, @05:04AM)
Not a troll. 32-bit flat memory, etc. under DOS was cool in the early 90s, but really how viable is it in this day and age?
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
Re:How much use is this in the modern era? by reynaert (Score:1) Saturday September 29, @11:28PM
Re:How much use is this in the modern era? Saturday September 29, @11:34PM
Re:How much use is this in the modern era? by rabidcow (Score:1) Saturday September 29, @11:43PM
summary so far (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @11:11PM (#2369529)
Get some PRIORITIES (Score:-1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @08:32PM (#2369452) The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred just over two weeks ago, and you people are discussing how but a few days ago the Open Watcom Project made it's first public release....
[ Reply to This | Parent ] * Re:Get some PRIORITIES by dieragheads (Score:-1) Saturday September 29, @08:37PM * Suck my COCK by Anonymous Coward (Score:-1) Saturday September 29, @08:38PM Lol...... I think the idea of the Graviton Lance was a concept that most game engines haven't fully developed (Fire a weapon, and tendrils of energy fire in truly random directions (Not just immediate explosino area) creating collateral damage that could hinder your progress later in the game.) Not to mention that Syndicate Wars had one of the coolest openings ever made....
(Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @08:36PM (#2369463) * A case of beer * Some acid * Three gerbils * Duct tape * Two young goats * A twelve-year old virgin * Nipple clamps * Four enema bags * Styrofoam penuts * A lot of lube * And a cardboard cutout of George W. Bush...
(Score:-1) by Pr0n K1ng on Saturday September 29, @08:37PM (#2369465) (User #160688 Info | Last Journal: Tuesday August 28, @10:38AM) Even though there's other posts here, mine was first!...
(Score:-1) by egg troll on Saturday September 29, @08:43PM (#2369480) (User #515396 Info | Last Journal: Wednesday August 29, @04:16PM) I work as a consultant for several fortune 500 companies, and I think I can shed a little light on the climate of the open source community at the moment....
(Score:-1) by egg troll on Saturday September 29, @08:46PM (#2369485) (User #515396 Info | Last Journal: Wednesday August 29, @04:16PM) Congrats, its only like 10 fucking years old now!...
(Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @08:53PM (#2369497) The Open Watcom core team has already created a binary patch update release Interesting use of the word once you take the project status [openwatcom.org] page into consideration.
Perhaps this time next year they'll release another beta of this patch, get a little more free publicity from Slashdot, and get a few more dollars in donations....
(Score:1) by reynaert on Saturday September 29, @09:06PM (#2369515) (User #264437 Info) This OpenWatcom project has existed for over a year, claiming they will make a open source release.
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
Re:summary so far Saturday September 29, @11:57PM
Incinerate Islam. Burn Them Alive. Nuke Muslims. (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @11:22PM (#2369548)
Our beloved dead cry out in tortured agony:
Kill all Muslims.
Kill all Mohammedans.
Kill all Arabs.
Kill all Towel Heads.
Kill all Camel Jockeys.
Kill all Sand Niggers.
Kill all Dune Coons.
Kill all Islam.
Nuke their countries to hell.
Nuke them again.
Death to Islam.
I piss on Mecca. I menstruate on the Koran. I shit on Mohammed.
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
great news! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @11:35PM (#2369569)
This is great. Maybe we'll finally have a decent, free C compiler!
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
WTC Truth! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @11:53PM (#2369599)
Facts:
4000 Jews were told to stay away from WTC Sept. 11.
Many of the people defamed as monstrous killers have been found alive and not in league with terrorists in the Middle East.
Thus the names are probably all false.
Therefore it required signifigant organizational resources to pull off the murders.
Osama bin Laden is hiding out in Afganistan do you think that if he had signifigant organizational resources that he would be there?
The only group that could have pulled off the attacks is Mossad. The Israelis are trying to kill all the Muslim people by having the Americans destroy them.
This is a vast Zionist conspiracy and must be stopped!
telescopes, microscopes, night vision, and infa-red! that'd be so cool....
Oh, I'd like a wireless interface for it, or firewire, so I can walk around with my laptop, recording what I see.
It's linux in general that's improving, not Mandrk
on
Mandrake 8.1 Released
·
· Score: 0
It's KDE 2, XFree86 4, 2.4 Kernel, and the rest of the supporting cast that make all the linux distro's look good. Mandrake is okay, but I don't see it being a killer. It's easy to install and great for newbies, but not crippled in any way.
I prefer Turbo or RedHat myself, haven't tried Slackware though.
I used to administer a school district with a few hundred Dell machines.
They'd always come out the next day, replacing parts and what not. Never had a complaint.
Probably the only company I could bitch about would be Compaq. Servers and desktops.
You can get a Toshiba palmtop/subnote for about $400 with a 10gb drive, and it'll be much more useful.
This isn't unique, just a nice MP3 player with the 'Apple Touch'.
They should have included USB however. Maybe since apple didn't, it means USB is dead.
Back in 96 or 97 I dropped my brand new, $140 Sony Walkman CD player on the floor, straight off the Kitchen table.
Let's just say it took me a little while to put back together. At least I got to learn how a CD player works.
It did work, but it was broken beyond being able to use it normally. I superglued it back together and took it back to Target and got a new one.
qurob@!!SPAM!!HotMail.com
1: Port scan a known network to have DSL routers, ISDN routers, switches or cable modems or what have you. Your own ISP works great.
2: Take your list of open telnet ports, and corresponding IP's, and telnet into them.
3: Using the PDF files of the router docs, log in using the default passwords and wreak havoc. Remove routes, telnet into other boxes on their internal network.
It's really sad how many of these are setup and forgot about, leaving Joe Business Owner wide open. People don't think twice about changing passwords, disabling WAN access, etc etc
Don't even get me started on HP JetDirects !
I've used it. Ugh.
My friend who's a big Mac nut, but loves playing with various Linux distros on PC's, doesn't understand why OS-X is such a POS.
Slashdot Moderation Quick Reference Card
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+1 Anti-RMS
+1 Anti-Microsoft
+1 Anti-DMCA/RIAA
Print and post near your l33t station
They don't have VM Ware on Mac's? they could run OSX, OS 9, Windows, and Linux at the same time, like the PC Club can
Uhh they do they do!
Slap a 1U rack machine under your monitor. Problem solved.
Cheap laptops: You're stuck with S3 Savage and Trident CyberBlade graphics. They'll do fine in Everquest, but they don't work with *nix's that well, and aren't the greatest for 3D. These are what you find in the $699-$1499 market.
Mid-Range Laptops
Both Dells and the Sony I've had came with the ATI Rage Mobility. Works great for Quake III and most other games. Roughly equivalant to my desktop's Voodoo 3. Not stellar, but very nice. These are what Apple uses, along with most some other manufacturer's $1299-$1999 range
High End Laptops
GeForce2 2Go and GeForce3 2Go. ATI Radeon. Haven't used the portable Radeon's yet, but the GeForce, obviously, is the like the ATI except faster, of course. Only problem is the laptop we bought with this chipset cost nearly $3,000 (loaded) and is a tank.
CNN Exclusive!
or my personaly favorite, honey nut clusters
Or for our afghan friends CLUSTER BOMB
Smashing Pumpkins (Score:-1)
by TRoLLaXoR (trollaxor@mac.com) on Wednesday October 17, @11:12AM (#2441303)
(User #181585 Info | http://homepage.mac.com/trollaxor/ | Last Journal: Wednesday October 17, @10:53AM)
Smashing Pumpkins
No, not the altrock band, but the actual act of forcefully destroying large winter squash! To maximize pumpkin-collection and pumpkin-smashing, you should have friends, a car, flashlights, black clothing, and a good idea of the layout of the area (access and escape routes).
The Clothing
Wearing black is a no-brainer. Hot pink and white jumpsuits are inappropriate for stealing anything, let alone pumpkins. (However, if there is to be a decoy in your group...) Black jogging pants and hoodies can be had for $8 to $15 a piece depending on where they were purchased. I would recommend plain jogging pants over the swishies-- and generics over the name brands. For one, you don't want to make more noise than you have to if you are going to grab pumpkins from a lit-up front porch. Second, you're likely to run, fall, drip pumpkin guts, and get dirty in general so why pay the extra $$$ on name-brand shit that is no better than the cheaper generics. Your call.
One minor point to think of is, should you end up in civilization, you may want to look normal. So wear or carry clean, less criminal-looking clothes. A Denny's breather or a run-in with Mr. Occifer may be times your clothes can give your activities away.
The Car
If your aim is to collect over a dozen beautiful orange orbs and you drive a Geo Metro, forget it. Get someone with a real car. A truck with a cab, an Eagle, a hatchback.
If you're going to be pulling from the same neighborhood, you'll want a quiet car. Shitty loud cars that wake people up from deep sleeps are OK if you're going to stop once and go on to another area, but why add the pressure? I prefer collecting pumpkins as care-free as possible. Which leads to my next point, the simple pumpkin-aquirement algorithm.
Have your driver drop you off at a certain point and then drive ahead to the next stop sign and wait to pick you up. In a given suburban block, there'll be just about a carryable limit of pumpkins (with a bookbag). You can avoid backtracking (innefficient and dangerous) in this manner. Not rocket science, but something to keep in mind. If you live in the country, you don't have to worry about this, as houses are farther off the road. Generally the suburbs are the best place to get pumpkins, so if you live in the city or country, go to the 'burbs.
The Tools
Flashlights flashlights flashlights. If you do your collecting pre-Halloween, and late at night, there's a good chance things won't be lit up. Thoug letting your eyes adjust to darkness and then working in it is best, there may be times you'll want a light. What's that slime on the pumpkin? Ewww, a big fat fucking SLUG! Gross. Of course arranging pumpkins in the back of the truck or car is aided by light.
Bookbags can aid you on carrying extra pumpkins and also act as a place to store flashlights and extra clothes. Common sense. But since you're reading this you and are considering doing this you probably have none. Anyway, again, black is better than jungle leopard pink and green print Barbie backpacks, but if that's your thing just be prepared to get nicknamed "Gay Fag the Pumpkin Snatch" by your jailmates (yes, police DO arrest and detain pumpkin-snatchers, usually as trespassers, minor thieves, vandals, etc.).
Goat-skin gloves not protect your hands from abrasions caused by pumpkin-shaft spines but also feel soft and retain heat well. Spend the extra $10 and your hands will thank you.
OK. That's all. If you wanna be lazier you can get away with it. This was meant for large (16+) pumpkin-snatching operations. Good luck.
The government would be Nazis if they allowed this. These people come up with crazier shit each new day.
Right in the box, a big 'WordPerfect-style' card that goes across the keyboard.
What are you talking about?
Woo Woo
oOoOoOo
What happened to all the ASCII trolls?
$1000 = Low-end?
Just ordered a Dell with 40GB HD, 256MB, 1.5ghz Pentium 4, with money left over to buy pizza for two weekends.
okay, so there's no monitor, but the DreamCast doesn't come with one either
My ATARI used to get so hot I couldn't pull the AC Adapter out of the wall. Thats only for playing it from my 4th birthday to my 8th. I never understood the kids who's parents always made them unplug the thing when we weren't playing it.
Bin Laden and other terroists used thier services
I'd just like to take this time to say I don't like GNOME one bit. I've used it a few times, but it's not my bag. I like KDE.
That's all.
If the bit's not flipped you must acquit!
Slashdot...isn't cool anymoreby n3m6 (Score:2) Saturday September 29, @11:37PM
;-)
... I think the idea of the Graviton Lance was a concept that most game engines haven't fully developed (Fire a weapon, and tendrils of energy fire in truly random directions (Not just immediate explosino area) creating collateral damage that could hinder your progress later in the game.) Not to mention that Syndicate Wars had one of the coolest openings ever made....
...
glad to see them accept donations (Score:2)
by Dr. Awktagon on Saturday September 29, @11:08PM (#2369521)
(User #233360 Info)
I wish EVERY substantial Free/Open software project had a donation page pop up before download. There are several programs that I use regularly for which I would donate when downloading or upgrading.
In fact, Free/Open software is much more valuable to me than the alternatives.
So in other words, I will only pay for Free software!
(Too bad they use Amazon for their donations, for those of us boycotting them.)
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
Re:glad to see them accept donations by reynaert (Score:1) Saturday September 29, @11:21PM
How much use is this in the modern era? (Score:3, Insightful)
by Ryu2 on Saturday September 29, @11:11PM (#2369528)
(User #89645 Info | Last Journal: Saturday August 18, @05:04AM)
Not a troll. 32-bit flat memory, etc. under DOS was cool in the early 90s, but really how viable is it in this day and age?
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
Re:How much use is this in the modern era? by reynaert (Score:1) Saturday September 29, @11:28PM
Re:How much use is this in the modern era? Saturday September 29, @11:34PM
Re:How much use is this in the modern era? by rabidcow (Score:1) Saturday September 29, @11:43PM
summary so far (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @11:11PM (#2369529)
Get some PRIORITIES (Score:-1, Flamebait) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @08:32PM (#2369452) The worst terrorist attack in recorded history occurred just over two weeks ago, and you people are discussing how but a few days ago the Open Watcom Project made it's first public release....
[ Reply to This | Parent ] * Re:Get some PRIORITIES by dieragheads (Score:-1) Saturday September 29, @08:37PM * Suck my COCK by Anonymous Coward (Score:-1) Saturday September 29, @08:38PM Lol...
(Score:-1, Offtopic) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @08:36PM (#2369463) * A case of beer * Some acid * Three gerbils * Duct tape * Two young goats * A twelve-year old virgin * Nipple clamps * Four enema bags * Styrofoam penuts * A lot of lube * And a cardboard cutout of George W. Bush
(Score:-1) by Pr0n K1ng on Saturday September 29, @08:37PM (#2369465) (User #160688 Info | Last Journal: Tuesday August 28, @10:38AM) Even though there's other posts here, mine was first!...
(Score:-1) by egg troll on Saturday September 29, @08:43PM (#2369480) (User #515396 Info | Last Journal: Wednesday August 29, @04:16PM) I work as a consultant for several fortune 500 companies, and I think I can shed a little light on the climate of the open source community at the moment....
(Score:-1) by egg troll on Saturday September 29, @08:46PM (#2369485) (User #515396 Info | Last Journal: Wednesday August 29, @04:16PM) Congrats, its only like 10 fucking years old now!...
(Score:0) by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @08:53PM (#2369497) The Open Watcom core team has already created a binary patch update release Interesting use of the word once you take the project status [openwatcom.org] page into consideration.
Perhaps this time next year they'll release another beta of this patch, get a little more free publicity from Slashdot, and get a few more dollars in donations....
(Score:1) by reynaert on Saturday September 29, @09:06PM (#2369515) (User #264437 Info) This OpenWatcom project has existed for over a year, claiming they will make a open source release.
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
Re:summary so far Saturday September 29, @11:57PM
Incinerate Islam. Burn Them Alive. Nuke Muslims. (Score:-1, Troll)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @11:22PM (#2369548)
Our beloved dead cry out in tortured agony:
Kill all Muslims.
Kill all Mohammedans.
Kill all Arabs.
Kill all Towel Heads.
Kill all Camel Jockeys.
Kill all Sand Niggers.
Kill all Dune Coons.
Kill all Islam.
Nuke their countries to hell.
Nuke them again.
Death to Islam.
I piss on Mecca. I menstruate on the Koran. I shit on Mohammed.
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
great news! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @11:35PM (#2369569)
This is great. Maybe we'll finally have a decent, free C compiler!
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
WTC Truth! (Score:0)
by Anonymous Coward on Saturday September 29, @11:53PM (#2369599)
Facts:
4000 Jews were told to stay away from WTC Sept. 11.
Many of the people defamed as monstrous killers have been found alive and not in league with terrorists in the Middle East.
Thus the names are probably all false.
Therefore it required signifigant organizational resources to pull off the murders.
Osama bin Laden is hiding out in Afganistan do you think that if he had signifigant organizational resources that he would be there?
The only group that could have pulled off the attacks is Mossad. The Israelis are trying to kill all the Muslim people by having the Americans destroy them.
This is a vast Zionist conspiracy and must be stopped!
Proof is here [allahhatesjews.com]
[ Reply to This | Parent ]
telescopes, microscopes, night vision, and infa-red! that'd be so cool....
Oh, I'd like a wireless interface for it, or firewire, so I can walk around with my laptop, recording what I see.
It's KDE 2, XFree86 4, 2.4 Kernel, and the rest of the supporting cast that make all the linux distro's look good. Mandrake is okay, but I don't see it being a killer. It's easy to install and great for newbies, but not crippled in any way.
I prefer Turbo or RedHat myself, haven't tried Slackware though.
GoatSex, view it in the right font in MS WORD