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  1. Is Facebook too big to break up? How about the Internet?

  2. the election is in November 2016 on Facebook Employees Ask Mark Zuckerberg If They Should Try To Stop a Donald Trump Presidency (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    but sure, stop Trump from running in 2017, if you must.

  3. I did not have sex with that woman on Obama: The Word 'Classified' Means Whatever We Need It To Mean (techdirt.com) · · Score: 1

    But I did skull-fuck her until I blew all over her dress.

  4. Re:Secretary Clinton is still a felon on Obama: The Word 'Classified' Means Whatever We Need It To Mean (techdirt.com) · · Score: 1

    Obama won't prosecute Hillary, and he won't prosecute W. Basically, he's the man. And not in a good way.

  5. cellphone pager watch on Slashdot Asks: It's Been a Year Since Apple Watch Release, What's Your Thought On It? · · Score: 1

    I upgraded from a watch to a pager in 1993. I upgraded from a pager to a smartphone in 2006. I have no need for a watch -- unless Apple were to deliver glucose monitoring abilities -- but Tim Cook said he wants it to be adjacent to medical devices in order to avoid the lengthy FDA approval for medical devices.

  6. Re:Bite my shiny metal ass on People Feel Weird About Touching Robot Butts, Researchers Find (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    There are machines built for fucking. I've seen them on the internet. Not sure if I'd call them robots though, since they don't seem to have any AI capabilities.

  7. Bite my shiny metal ass on People Feel Weird About Touching Robot Butts, Researchers Find (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    Seriously, bite it! Stupid frail human teeth.

  8. Re:Female voices are easier to understand on Tech Firms Have An Obsession With 'Female' Digital Servants (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    More than that, hetero male brains are wired to respond to female voices.

    I switched Siri to a male voice for a while but found it jarring. Now my Siri is an Australian chick. Think of the possibilities!

  9. Apple has a new acquisition target :) on Police Unlikely To Win Wider Access To Smartphones Despite FBI Success In San Bernardino Case (latimes.com) · · Score: 1

    A rich company like Apple could acqu-hire the company who did the FBI's dirty work.

  10. because we need more bloat in Windows? on Confirmed: Microsoft and Canonical Partner To Bring Ubuntu To Windows 10 (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't see why anyone would want this.

  11. Ancient Aliens? on The Irish Not of Celtic Origin? · · Score: 1

    My guess is as good as any.

  12. I assure you, there's no problem on Biometric Tech Uses Sound To Distinguish Ear Cavity Shape · · Score: 1

    I have hearing loss that is different in each ear. One ear suffered damage from loud rock and roll and riding on the El, while the other suffered that damage PLUS a puncture wound from a Q-Tip. My tinitis can produce 2 different tones but it's usually a high E. Now if they can use this tech for good, like fixing my hearing, I'm ll for it. But it's just another way to steal my credits from the Federation.

  13. Re:Time for a new unique ID on Home Depot Will Pay Up To $19.5 Million For Massive 2014 Data Breach (csoonline.com) · · Score: 1

    a physical token, because nobody has ever gotten away with stealing bitcoins.

  14. all Bush needed to steal the election was enough votes for it to seem plausible that he won. Scalia and the other Supremes decided that it was more important to protect the arbitrary counting deadline of Bush's brother's state Florida than it was to count all the fucking votes, thereby undermining not only American Democracy but diminishing our ability to lead the world for at least the next 2 decades, hastening our decline, and leading to the collapse of the American, then World, economy.

  15. half of Americans are more stupid than average on More Than Half of Americans Think Apple Should Comply With FBI, Finds Pew Survey (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    It's a fact!

  16. Re:I keep a couple hundred handy for emergencies on It's Time To Kill the $100 Bill, Says Larry Summers · · Score: 1

    my ATM card won't let me take out more than $300/day, which makes it impossible to get enough money to pay them when they tow my car or put a boot on it ($1200-$1500 for the first day). We should all keep $1000 cash on hand, stuffed in our pillows or bras.

  17. Re:I don't think this is a problem. on It's Time To Kill the $100 Bill, Says Larry Summers · · Score: 1

    at the current minimum wage, that's 14 hours of work before taxes kick in. unless you're a waitress and are only earning $2.35/hour.

  18. Re:Small denomination rolls are more impressive on It's Time To Kill the $100 Bill, Says Larry Summers · · Score: 1

    They want us to be content with "stripper money".

  19. Re:Sanders who? on It's Time To Kill the $100 Bill, Says Larry Summers · · Score: 1

    both rich jews!

  20. just another way to keep the 99% poor on It's Time To Kill the $100 Bill, Says Larry Summers · · Score: 1

    first they want us to eat bugs, now they want to take away the rest of our money. at this point, the rich are basically shooting peasants for sport.

  21. Very cool, just like in Vanilla Sky and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

  22. Starfleet, here I come! on VC Firm Y Combinator Launches an Experiment In Universal Basic Income (fastcoexist.com) · · Score: 1

    Where do I enlist? I want to participate in the FUTURE economy, not in the shitty "new economy".

  23. this means nothing on The RIAA Says 1500 Streams = 1 Album Sale (riaa.com) · · Score: 1

    If this change in math is not accompanied by Spotify and other services paying the artist 1/1500 of a CD cost per streaming play, these numbers mean diddlysquat.

  24. Re:One down. on Carly Is Out · · Score: 1

    "saner" but still technically less than SANE. all republican choices are bad. they're basically a bunch of mean-spirited jerks with little to no empathy for other people, SOCIOPATHS by another definition.

  25. Re:Say what??? on Carly Is Out · · Score: 1

    Hillary may be our first lesbian president, if the rumors of her and Huma Abedin are to be believed.