Hello there! This is an automated e-mail from Bill Gates. Well, actually his secretary, but you get the picture.
We were recently informed of your interest in LindowsOS. Unfortunantly, we cannot allow them to illegally use our stuff or whatever. We do, however, offer you an alternative.
Windows XP! It's fun, easy, and only crashes once in a while! Although we currently offer no support for "Linus" programs, we do include minesweeper and solitaire.
Oh, and a little reminder! We ask of your help and support in our court battles. Please write to your nearest congressman and fight for our right to continue to own your PC.
Sincerly ( Love, ??? I'm new at this!)
Amand--
er, Bill Gates
Those silly Japanese! Now we are going to have Pikachu's and Mewtwo's running around everywhere! I choose you human-cat-dog-pig-snake-baboon-weasel-achu!
I can just begin to imagine the prices of the 3Ghz chip (if they do get one done in time, which they most likely won't... I trust the mid-2002 date as I would trust a video game console date).
Intel knows most people think more numbers=better. Especially higher price=better quality. Which isn't always true....
The Arguement that hacking a page can be like graffiti/breaking a window shouldn't apply. I've heard of sites where, on the hacked page, they told the site owners where the original HTML document was, would be like breaking a window and then giving them tools and another window to replace it. But, still...
He is a fraud, no doubt. Living forever is ridiculous!
I find it hard to believe the same person who made "Immortality devices" supports population control.
Doing research would cause thousands of dollars? Yeah right. It shouldn't be that much money for only putting it on patients. and, I'm SURE people would volunteer for something like this.
And, his fraud seems to be working. How sad. I wonder if ANYONE believes him.
Pretty clever, though. Playing on people's curiosity....
Bugs Bunny cartoons have lots of guns in them. Do they encourage people to kill? I think not.
And how do FPS teach kids to kill? Everyone knows you pull the trigger. Circle Strafing, perhaps?
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Dear Dark Cobra,
Hello there! This is an automated e-mail from Bill Gates. Well, actually his secretary, but you get the picture.
We were recently informed of your interest in LindowsOS. Unfortunantly, we cannot allow them to illegally use our stuff or whatever. We do, however, offer you an alternative.
Windows XP! It's fun, easy, and only crashes once in a while! Although we currently offer no support for "Linus" programs, we do include minesweeper and solitaire.
Oh, and a little reminder! We ask of your help and support in our court battles. Please write to your nearest congressman and fight for our right to continue to own your PC.
Sincerly ( Love, ??? I'm new at this!)
Amand--
er, Bill Gates
Those silly Japanese! Now we are going to have Pikachu's and Mewtwo's running around everywhere! I choose you human-cat-dog-pig-snake-baboon-weasel-achu!
Oops, forgot to check that Taco-snot option...
I've heard Cable in the Omaha area is still up; if it goes down I'll have a good laugh at my friends, since I have DSL...
Especially my brother, he needs to lose some weight..heh... just ship him off to India... heh...
Hmmnnn...
Spam-Swap is an excellent idea.
Everyone, collect every email you get from spam and sign them up for as much crap as you can! Muwahhaa! Sign them up for their own spam if you can....
As much as I don't like to admit it... that is a good point.
I can just begin to imagine the prices of the 3Ghz chip (if they do get one done in time, which they most likely won't... I trust the mid-2002 date as I would trust a video game console date).
Intel knows most people think more numbers=better. Especially higher price=better quality. Which isn't always true....
I'll just patent your ideas! and "actions which take live away from individual"
DAMN THEM! Maybe I can patent religion.... wait...that's scientology... damn... any ideas?
Yeah, at least it's not Microsoft. Just imagine...
*screams*
If not, I'd better jump on the bandwagon! Big money ahead, look out Bill Gates!
-Dark Cobra, future owner of Wheels Incorperated (if such a company does not currently exist)
this guy makes a much better point than the people saying "d00d it st00pid!1! H0W j00 plAy It?!?!11/
...I don't want to even know what kind of terminal that would be like.
bash: command 'poop' not found
The Arguement that hacking a page can be like graffiti/breaking a window shouldn't apply. I've heard of sites where, on the hacked page, they told the site owners where the original HTML document was, would be like breaking a window and then giving them tools and another window to replace it. But, still...
Heh, and post people prefer the old road, still....
Neither do I.
Bet they're real horny dudes though...
I find it hard to believe the same person who made "Immortality devices" supports population control.
Doing research would cause thousands of dollars? Yeah right. It shouldn't be that much money for only putting it on patients. and, I'm SURE people would volunteer for something like this.
And, his fraud seems to be working. How sad. I wonder if ANYONE believes him.
Pretty clever, though. Playing on people's curiosity....
Face it, this is Amerika. Who should expect any rights?
OMG you are right..... .... welcome to Amerika...
Bugs Bunny cartoons have lots of guns in them. Do they encourage people to kill? I think not. And how do FPS teach kids to kill? Everyone knows you pull the trigger. Circle Strafing, perhaps?
Oh, sure, America Online in China. We really want them to hate us, huh?