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  1. Must be a bad picture on Can a Computer Identify Your Urban Tribe? · · Score: 1

    I am not a Hynerian!

  2. How can I not make money? on Why Snapchat and Its Ilk Face a Revenue Conundrum · · Score: 3, Funny

    I tweeted about a snapchat of myself playing farmville. Fame and fortune are sure to follow.

  3. Fear of the unfamiliar on How Asimov's Three Laws Ran Out of Steam · · Score: 1

    What is needed to help acceptance of autonomous peace enforcers is some slick naming. Something that emphasizes the ability to end unauthorized conflict with humaneness and kindness. How about Terminator H-K?

  4. Re:Hmm. on Protesters Block Apple and Google Buses In California · · Score: 1

    win an Irony award...

    One of the protesters (Paula Tejada) complaining about life in the city said to the people on the bus who like living in the city: "if you want homogeneous, go live in the suburbs.”

  5. Re:Bad news for string theory on "Perfect" Electron Roundness Bruises Supersymmetry · · Score: 3, Funny

    A whole lot of PhD dissertations, physics publications, and academic careers are on the line over this.

    All those (dipole) moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain...

  6. Re:Perfectly spherical? on "Perfect" Electron Roundness Bruises Supersymmetry · · Score: 1

    Is that the plane with all the snakes?

  7. Re:And how is on UN Votes To Protect Privacy In Digital Age · · Score: 0

    You guys deserve to spend a couple of centuries in a state of starvation and suffering after the past 50 years actions.

    Moral authority level: zero.

  8. Re:And how is on UN Votes To Protect Privacy In Digital Age · · Score: 2

    World citizens: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
    UN: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

  9. Re:So Would Apple on Standardized Laptop Charger Approved By IEC · · Score: 3, Funny

    Instead of using magnets (how do they work?), add a tiny vacuum pump to keep the connector in place. Add some attachments so the keyboard can be periodically hoovered for skin flakes, food bits and the dried remains of various body fluids. One small step for power connector security, one giant leap for computer hygiene.

  10. Re:What if windshield has a minor crack on Next-Gen Windshield Wipers To Be Based On Jet Fighter "Forcefield" Tech · · Score: 2

    No, your windshield just explodes.

    Highway to the danger zone!

  11. Broadcaster roulette sucks on Streaming and Cord-Cutting Take a Toll On the Pay-TV Industry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Will they finish airing the season? Will they air episodes in the correct order? Will they move schedules around so you have no idea where to find a program? Ahhh... obsolete broadcast model.

  12. Welcome to the world of the future! on Google Acquires Boston Dynamics · · Score: 1

    Robot cheetah drops package at door step, rings the bell and runs like a scared child before the door can be answered. Just like the hoomans working for UPS and FedEx!

  13. Can you hear me now? on NSA Able To Crack A5/1 Cellphone Crypto · · Score: 3, Funny

    Loud and clear. All your phone calls are belong to us.

  14. New Meme on North Korea Erases Executed Official From the Internet · · Score: 1

    The Evil Bert meme can be extended so Kim Jong Un's Uncle shows up in various photos on the internet. That should drive the pudgy dictator nuts!

  15. Re:Very Smart Move on FreeBSD Developers Will Not Trust Chip-Based Encryption · · Score: 1

    It was bullshit when Reagan said it and it still is.

    Reagan's mind was imprinted into the NSA's most powerful computer, where it feverishly works to complete World Domination for Bonzo.

  16. Re: Burnouts are illegal. on New Ford Mustang May Have Electronic "Burnout" Button · · Score: 4, Funny

    Electric Mullet is the name of my modern country band.

  17. Re: Burnouts are illegal. on New Ford Mustang May Have Electronic "Burnout" Button · · Score: 4, Funny

    what is a burnout

    An IT worker over 30.

  18. Re:Is a FSM Statue Next? on Satanists Propose Monument At Oklahoma State Capitol Next To Ten Commandments · · Score: 1

    A black velvet painting would be more appropriate than a statue.

  19. I knew American Idol was a sin!

  20. Ah yes, YOUR religion is just made up BS, while MY religion is approved by the state. Got it.

  21. But the point remains, no one is FORCED to believe in the statue.

    Government promoting a particular religion, in this case Christianity, lays the foundation for making it a state requirement. That's been done, with disastrous results. It's better to stay within the constitution and not have the government promoting any religion.

  22. Re:Whoohoo! on US Issues 30-Year Eagle-Killing Permits To Wind Industry · · Score: 1

    Yum! Brands only uses industrial farm eagles, raised in conditions that make the matrix look like a luxury condo.

  23. Re:Only turbines? on US Issues 30-Year Eagle-Killing Permits To Wind Industry · · Score: 2

    Don't try to address the summary with reason, it was transparently constructed to paint the president as an anti-environment monster with eagle heads for earrings and face smeared with dolphin blood. I'm not sure who is supposed to be persuaded by the comically over the top phrasing, but it should get some clicks.

  24. Re:Let me be among the first... on Cassini Gets Amazing Views of Saturn's Hexagon · · Score: 1

    I have no clue what I'm looking at.

    James Woods: What? Look, I'm texting you her picture. Just tell me if you think she's hot enough.
    Peter: What is this a picture of? Is that the bottom of a white pumpkin?

  25. How far we've come on US Navy Launches Drone From Submerged Submarine · · Score: 1

    It's like an episode of Star Blazers come to life.