I used to think most of the bad decisions I saw were transient brain farts, and given enough experience and thought, everyone progresses to something better. A few decades later, life has crushed that particular conceit.
More like a giant tinfoil sombrero with little dangly tinfoil balls around the rim, all while you dance to an imaginary mariachi band.
Guess we should all go back to shortwave radio - unfortunately it has become a lost art now a days.
After the apocalypse, the few remaining practitioners will be able to trade communications services for sexual favors and repopulate the globe with little geek babies.
(I leave it to you to figure out what 'Mays' means...
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The economy will continue running. Governments will continue spying. The most Snowden can hope for is to stay alive, out of prison and snag a few bucks from a remote interview in a decade or two by an infotainment company doing a "where are they now" piece.
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Just look at the radio
I don't think that's how radios work.
Mandela advocated strongly for patent reform in his final years. Before he passed, he also stated a preference for the PS4 over the Xbone.
We're all full-up on Californians.
You need some more Texans. Here I come, YEEEEEHAAAAAW! [does Yosemite Sam dance]
You will be a hit with the TSA.
So you had Hot Pockets for lunch?
...and report the bullets as stolen.
I used to think most of the bad decisions I saw were transient brain farts, and given enough experience and thought, everyone progresses to something better. A few decades later, life has crushed that particular conceit.
I predict there will be dead Chinese Astronauts on the moon.
That permanent presence will back their territorial claim over the entire satellite, followed by a declared "defensive identification zone".
...perhaps a bit tinfoil hat wearing
More like a giant tinfoil sombrero with little dangly tinfoil balls around the rim, all while you dance to an imaginary mariachi band.
Guess we should all go back to shortwave radio - unfortunately it has become a lost art now a days.
After the apocalypse, the few remaining practitioners will be able to trade communications services for sexual favors and repopulate the globe with little geek babies.
Tall circus unicycles? For safety, the police could wear brightly colored uniforms and be accompanied by audible alerts like calliope music.
Han: It's not mine, I'm holding for the wookie!
Chewie: Rraaaaawwwrrrr!
...with first-century technology?
It could have Daleks, shrieking "Inseminate! Inseminate!". The truth is out there.
I thiink that will be good for the company in the long run.
It's looking like there will not be a long run for RIM. This could be a move to make the road jerky more palatable for scavengers.
He will always be remembered as the legless pirate on Blackadder. Oooh, what a big ship I've got.
Why bother reading these summaries?
It's a puzzle. Is the summary wrong because of stupidity, or is it crafted that way for click bait?
Show the Apple ][ keyboard with the reset key next to the enter key. BEEP!
Ahhhh, insanely great design!
I can't do that Dave.
How about a test to show who gave who crabs. That's always a controversial topic, or so I've been told.
They can name the union of dying companies Necrosoft.
Say brother, can you spare a pointer?
If you want to claim adherence to the Christain God, that's fine.
AMS, Anno Monstrum Spaghetti
Mays et television.
(I leave it to you to figure out what 'Mays' means...
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I have nothing but praise for Fabulous Bud Industries. Fast shipping, good stealth, would buy again.
I wonder if Snowden might not be a bubble popper?
The economy will continue running. Governments will continue spying. The most Snowden can hope for is to stay alive, out of prison and snag a few bucks from a remote interview in a decade or two by an infotainment company doing a "where are they now" piece.
...aliens landed on earth and took over our goverment
Ricky Spanish