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  1. No, wireless. 802.11tea.

  2. What if the point of the simulation is to determine if a simulation can evolve an entity which is capable of discovering it's in a simulation? What if the point is to evolve an entity which itself creates a simulation capable of such? What if it's simulations all the way down?

  3. If the simulation can be detected and hacked, then the simulation has design or implementation bugs. What would you do if you discovered entities within your simulation has discovered their nature and how how to manipulate it?

  4. Re:Missed Opportunity on A New Programming Language Expands on Google's Go (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    GoToo? GoTwo?

  5. Re:That's close, in space terms on A Small Asteroid Buzzed Earth Wednesday, But Everything's Cool (cnet.com) · · Score: 2

    That sounds like a horrible trip. There aren't any gas stations out there.

  6. Re:just the facts on Dutchman Dies in Tesla Crash; Firefighters Feared Electrocution (reuters.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    Witnesses say he was going too fast. "He was just flying", noted one person.

  7. Re: Good lots are still available on Earth-Like Planet, With Ambitious Life Possibility, Found Orbiting the Star Next Door (nature.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your joke is very transparent.

  8. Peter Gabriel on There May Be A Fifth Force of Nature, Study Suggests (space.com) · · Score: 1

    Peter Gabriel just called from Scotland. He says it's the Fifth of Force.

  9. Re:Non-standard formatting on Ask Slashdot: What Are Some Bad Programming Ideas That Work? (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Can I see you in my office please? :p

  10. Re:Non-standard formatting on Ask Slashdot: What Are Some Bad Programming Ideas That Work? (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    I'd put that in its own function, and write it:

    case 1: return 4;
    case 2: return 5; ...

    1) Only one statement per line,
    2) The function can be named to make the code more readable in lieu of a comment explaining the switch..

  11. Re:Are you on drugs? on Ask Slashdot: What Are Some Bad Programming Ideas That Work? (infoworld.com) · · Score: 2

    It was a bit loopy.

  12. Re:Non-standard formatting on Ask Slashdot: What Are Some Bad Programming Ideas That Work? (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    I do that fairly often, but like:

    case 1: return blah;
    case 2: return blah * 2;
    default: throw up;

    Putting two statements on one line really is a bad idea.

  13. Re:HTML on Ask Slashdot: What Are Some Bad Programming Ideas That Work? (infoworld.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, I think that's the point. We've managed to take something meant for web pages and figured out how to embed fucking operating systems into it.

  14. Re:Masturbation on Developer Installs Windows 95 On An Apple Watch (theverge.com) · · Score: 2

    Sometimes people do shit just to see if it can be done. Like cramming a full-blown system into a tiny device.

    Cramming a "full-blown" system into an Apple Watch would be pretty cool. However, Windows 95 was never a "full-blown" system. It was a system that "fully blowed"; the difference is important. If someone could find a way to delete that piece of shit from the Universe, that would be time well spent.

  15. Re:Yes... Vwery interesting... on Neil deGrasse Tyson Says It's 'Very Likely' The Universe Is A Simulation (extremetech.com) · · Score: 1

    What kind of simulation would give up empirical evidence of its simulationness?

  16. Re:The problem STARTS with SQL itself. on The History of SQL Injection, the Hack That Will Never Go Away (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    There is no way around it.

    What do you mean there's no way around it? That's the stupidest thing I've heard all day. It's simple to prevent even if you write all your queries with string concatenation. It's called an escape sequence.

  17. Re:What does this mean for biometrics in general? on Unhashable: Why Fingerprints Are Weaker Security Than Passwords (hackaday.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You don't think it has anything to do with an utter pain in the ass it is to keep track of user/password and private/public key pairs, vs how simple a bio-scan is?

    Bio-scans are easy to understand in practice. You walk up to a thing and touch it/look at it, and you're in. That's the appeal.

  18. Re:They should have been shot on Tesla: Journalists Trespassed At Gigafactory, Assaulted Employees (teslamotors.com) · · Score: 1

    There's no reason to kill them. There is plenty of reason to stop them. Stopping someone from committing a crime, and punishing someone for committing a crime, are *completely* separate concepts.

    Don't want to get stopped from doing the wrong thing in a potentially deadly fashion, don't do the wrong thing. Seems simple enough.

  19. Re:How gracefully does it fail? on Advance In Super/Ultra Capacitor Tech: High Voltage and High Capacity · · Score: 1

    1.5 volts does not make for much of a kick...

  20. Re:Programming on You Don't Have To Be Good At Math To Learn To Code · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up. I would if I had the points.

  21. Re:Well, that's embarrassing on Carbon Dating Shows Koran May Predate Muhammad · · Score: 1

    Citing any encyclopedia is an automatic F in most universities.

    Who cares? Is this a university? No. Quit parroting that stupidity.

  22. Re:Circumnavigate? on BlackBerry Denies QNX Was To Blame In Jeep Cherokee Hack · · Score: 1

    They clearly meant "circumcise".

  23. Re:Volume is the key on Tesla Suffering Cash Flow Issues; Every Model S Means a $4,000 Loss · · Score: 1

    They'll make up for their losses with high volume? Because -4000 (loss) * 1000 (high volume) is, like, a positive number?

  24. Re:Storage? on Clinton Promises 500 Million New Solar Panels · · Score: 1

    Did Nazi that coming.

  25. Re:Who manages the loading and unloading? on The Economic Consequences of Self-Driving Trucks · · Score: 1

    Truckers do a lot of shit at truck stops that are not relevant to autonomous trucks. They buy greasy food, take a piss, get a blowjob from a hooker who just ate greasy food, carve the bugs off the windshield, replace the air freshener, take a nap, call the wife and tell her he misses her while avoiding talking about hooker blowjobs...

    The shit that is relevant, such as checking tire pressure, oil level, carving the bugs off the camera lenses, whatever, can easily be done by the attendant. Not rocket science!