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Tech Billionaires Are Asking Scientists For Help To Break Humans Out of Computer Simulation (businessinsider.com)

Many believe that we live in a computer simulation. But it takes a billionaire and his money to ask scientists to help break us out of the simulation. The New Yorker recently did a profile about Y Combinator's Sam Altman. In the story, Altman discusses his theories about being controlled by technology and delves into the simulation theory. From an article on The New Yorker: Many people in Silicon Valley have become obsessed with the simulation hypothesis, the argument that what we experience as reality is in fact fabricated in a computer; two tech billionaires have gone so far as to secretly engage scientists to work on breaking us out of the simulation. Business Insider adds: The piece doesn't give any clue as to who those two billionaires are -- although it's easy to hazard a few guesses at who they might be, like Musk himself or Altman's friend Peter Thiel -- but it's fascinating to see how seriously people are taking this theory. According to Musk, it's the most popular topic of conversation right now.Earlier this year, at Code Conference, Elon Musk said there's "one in billions" chance we're not living in a computer simulation.

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  1. Many believe that we live in a computer simulation by Nutria · · Score: 5, Funny

    And many believe that vinegar disintegrates chemtrails.

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    "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
  2. Supose it is a simulation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What will happen when you do walk off the Holodeck so to speak as a holographic creation in the simulation? You could end up like the gangsters in ST:TNG who walked out of the Holodeck and faded away to nothing.

    1. Re:Supose it is a simulation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, if we are part of a simulation the last thing we should want is to "break" us out of it because that would mean an end to our existence. Assuming we are some creation of a creator, possibly with some objectives and there is some observation going on outside our reality the first order of business would be to see what we can glean about the objectives of the creator, then assuming we don't view the creator as hostile to our continued existence and growth, then open up some communications and try to negotiate some better conditions while we work out the best way to ensure our continued existence inside the encompassing reality. Last thing we want to do is to go too far and hack a system we barely understand so that we cause some sort of system crash.

      Basically we should want to convince the creator that we are worth saving... which is a very common perspective in many religions. Seems a worthwhile objective regardless of your belief system.

    2. Re:Supose it is a simulation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you're saying is that we need to play this more like Moriarty. Get the people running the simulation 1 layer up to give us a more exciting simulation.

      And of course good luck getting to the top-level reality. Is the top still spinning or not? Who cares.

    3. Re:Supose it is a simulation... by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I am thinking you would walk into the holodeck wall before anything else...

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      My eyes reflect the stars and a smile lights up my face.
    4. Re:Supose it is a simulation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or we could find a way to infect the bios or bootloader of the universe so they can't just format to get rid of us and then spread ourselves to other universes/simulations like a virus.

      send ourselves out in emails "here click this link to see natalie portman petrified in hot grits" then suddenly she is in every universe simulation as they click the links.

      we spread far enough they won't be able to get rid of us.

    5. Re:Supose it is a simulation... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      > Basically we should want to convince the creator that we are worth saving..

      Why? To prevent this presumed creator from ending our entire simulation? Why/how would you care or even know if it did? Time is relative, and given we are a construct, time would also be an artificial concept, so maybe it already has.

    6. Re:Supose it is a simulation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's one way I'd guess. I wouldn't mind my own world that wasn't made a mess by previous generations or left to be a continuous mess because my generation was too bull headed and greedy to help clean things up. (Can't do it alone) At least then I'd have a shot of keeping things from getting to dirty and maybe even better shape then what I got it.

    7. Re:Supose it is a simulation... by meerling · · Score: 1

      If it is a simulation, the best way to get out of it without committing suicide is to learn everything about it so you can find out how to manipulate it such that you can leave while maintaining your own existence. Of course, since the reality we'd be going into is most likely another simulation of presumably greater complexity, we would then have to learn everything we could about that one so we could then leave that one safely and enter it's progenitor reality.
      In a situation like that, we'd likely have so many layers of reality/simulation to learn and overcome, and of increasing complexity, you can rest assured that the final universe will have gotten tired of playing sims and turned off their computer long before we reached them.
      Speaking of which, does anyone know how many times they've reloaded save game?

    8. Re:Supose it is a simulation... by um...+Lucas · · Score: 1

      What if you exit the holodeck, but in reality you only think you exited, and you're still stuck in the holodeck the whole time, its just simulating your exit?

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    9. Re:Supose it is a simulation... by obscuro · · Score: 1

      Precisely!!! There's no tank of human batteries to escape from. If this is a simulation we're simulacra.

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  3. Must be nice .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    to have so much money that you're completely and utterly disconnected from reality. Idiots.

    1. Re:Must be nice .. by coastwalker · · Score: 2

      The wealthy always indulge themselves in expensive crackpotism, be it mediums, shamans, monkey glands, witchcraft, Tulip bulbs, south sea bubbles, crime etc. Basically they are both bored and suffering from a surfeit of self importance that enables them to search for bollocks and to declare it to be the "answer". This sort of nonsense used to be the hobby of royalty so it is at least encouraging that there is enough wealth around for business people to be exhibiting the same fashionable behavior. It is also possible for any technically educated person to follow the latest research into the resolution of the disconnect between quantum mechanics and gravity, the issue of whether time is a dimension and the mechanics of reality. So we are potentially a step beyond our ancestors even if the wealthy are still obsessed with tittle-tattle.

      On the quiet it is not unlikely that the wealthy are also investing in genetic research, head transplants and other medical life extension investigations that are not at all crackpot, just mainly unsavory. But we will not be told about them of course.

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    2. Re:Must be nice .. by GameboyRMH · · Score: 4, Interesting

      On the quiet it is not unlikely that the wealthy are also investing in genetic research, head transplants and other medical life extension investigations that are not at all crackpot, just mainly unsavory. But we will not be told about them of course.

      Information still leaks out...like the rumors that Peter Thiel is getting blood transfusions from young people. There may be some merit to such a procedure. Other than that, there's cryogenic corpse-freezing (which the rich are quite interested in) and then just the various crackpot stuff.

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    3. Re:Must be nice .. by O-Deka-K · · Score: 1

      But I thought being disconnected from reality was the goal- oh, I see what you did there. You win. Game over.

    4. Re:Must be nice .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Information still leaks out...like the rumors that Peter Thiel is getting cumshots in the mouth from young people. There may be some merit to such a procedure.

      FTFY

    5. Re:Must be nice .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop with your empty and meaningless attempts at insulting characterization. Neil deGrasse Tyson presently holds the same position--do you dismiss him as a "wealthy crackpot" as well? Let's be clear: There is zero scientific preferability based on available evidence for the view that we aren't "in a simulation". That's worth repeating, as I can feel your resistance from the strength of your overt bias building even as I type... There is zero scientific preferability based on available evidence for the view that we aren't "in a simulation". Why you immediately dismiss it, I can guess from a few plausible personal reasons, but none of them remotely have anything to do with actual science or logic.

    6. Re:Must be nice .. by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      I know plenty of broke people utterly disconnected from reality. I'm not sure why you think money is required.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  4. Kill yourself by The-Ixian · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you are jacked in, perhaps that is the "veil" that is commonly referenced in religious texts... as in, we come from the after-life and we return to the after-life once our trials are done here.

    So, if you just die... you will end the simulation and wake up in reality.

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    1. Re:Kill yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, it's back to the bit-bucket (ground).

    2. Re:Kill yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are jacked in, perhaps that is the "veil" that is commonly referenced in religious texts... as in, we come from the after-life and we return to the after-life once our trials are done here.

      So, if you just die... you will end the simulation and wake up in reality.

      Prior art.

    3. Re:Kill yourself by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      So all you have to do is remove the ground prong... problem solved...

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      My eyes reflect the stars and a smile lights up my face.
    4. Re:Kill yourself by thisisnotreal · · Score: 1

      I think this is the case..

    5. Re:Kill yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You all seem to have accorded yourselves player status, when we may only be npcs. who's to say that when that game cube departs, we don't just vanish?

    6. Re:Kill yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may not be that kind of simulation. Someone may be running a universe simulation just to see 'how it turns out' over a trillion game years. (which may not take long time for them, on their computers.) There may be no particular focus on 'humans' or 'earth' or life that springs up here and there. So kill yourself and you'll merely be gone. Try having fun instead.

      Ever started up a sim-city like game with only computer players and let it go on overnight to see how it turns out? We might be a more advanced case of such a game.

    7. Re:Kill yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if you just die... you will end the simulation and wake up in reality.

      If only we could get those on the religious right to offload first ... you know, to pave the way for the faithful?

    8. Re:Kill yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sounds good. You go first.

    9. Re:Kill yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't work: what if suicide is a simulation too and you just start over again? the only way to finish/escape this program is to make our universe so boring than our overlords will just halt the damn thing. My suggestion is to keep creating stories based on a late 90s scifi hollywood movie for a few decades more.

    10. Re:Kill yourself by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      I like the way you think sir!

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    11. Re:Kill yourself by javaman235 · · Score: 1

      But what if we're jacked in for a good reason? It could be, you free yourself from the simulation, and you become aware of your decaying future body in painful stasis, waiting for your new vessel to be grown for your consciousness to be downloaded into it. That's when you realize how much you were enjoying your conscious escape / history lesson into the pivotal time of the early 21st century, living comparatively pain free.

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    12. Re:Kill yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except the simulation may just insert you back in again, perhaps as a friend* of your grandparent in the 1900s and will have to re-do the wars, maybe as a amoeba millions of years ago. I don't fancy the odds against having a comfy life now.

      Too many unknowns, but do let us know how it goes ;)

      * Every person could just be a copy of yourself reset, with different circumstances.

    13. Re:Kill yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying we "come from the after-life" doesn't quite add-up. Maybe it's better to say we come from a world we cannot see with our eyes (i.e. a dimension) and will return to this dimension once our time here expires. As they say, the last veil to be removed is physical death.

  5. When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by tekrat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously people. This is reality. Deal with it. Just freaking get over it. Just because the universe doesn't fit into your limited imagination is no reason to suspect that we are in a simulation or that an invisible man in the sky created the world, or that we are reincarnated from aliens chained to a volcano.

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    1. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by PvtVoid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's called Gnosticism, and it has been around since at least the Second Century.

    2. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by HBI · · Score: 2

      The problem isn't his text, which was perfectly understandable. The problem is your poor command of English.

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    3. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      How about "at least since the Second Century"?

    4. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or that The Species has a Manifest Destiny of colonizing the universe with asteroid mining... Sci-fi not only became a religion, it has its roots in a religion called Cosmism.

    5. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the things you describe are all more complicated than reality, and hint about a vivid (often drug affected) imagination.

    6. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously people. This is reality. Deal with it. Just freaking get over it. Just because the universe doesn't fit into your limited imagination is no reason to suspect that we are in a simulation or that an invisible man in the sky created the world, or that we are reincarnated from aliens chained to a volcano.

      As a child, you likely wondered at some point in your life, "Why do I exist?", or "Why am I here?"

      And now as an adult, you really can't answer those questions any better. You simply accept that "this" is reality.

      It is because the human race is left with this ultimate question that the human race will continue to look for an answer, along with creating a few dozen along the way.

      As far as telling people to "get over it", it's been this way for centuries, and that is the reality of this, so deal with it. Man will never stop asking the ultimate question.

    7. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As a child, you likely wondered at some point in your life, "Why do I exist?", or "Why am I here?"

      I absolutely did.

      And now as an adult, you really can't answer those questions any better.

      I have the answer and I can answer it pretty well. Please don't project your own limitations on others.

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
    8. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What they are rediscovering is just the ancient heresy of gnosticism.

      Elevator pitch for gnosticism: You, yes you! have god-like potential which can only be realized by breaking through our reality to the meta-reality which it obscures. To learn the secret of how to do this, call our toll-free number today!

      The basic doctrine of Scientology is just a cheesy sci-fi reboot of gnosticism. Gnosticism comes in numerous variants, several of which are not nearly so cult-like. The gnosti-curious billionaries described here seem quite earnest, and rather touchingly naive. But all gnosticism is erroneous in any case.

    9. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Troed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The argument is of course not Musk's, but Nick Boström's:

      ABSTRACT. This paper argues that at least one of the following propositions is true: (1) the human species is very likely to go extinct before reaching a “posthuman” stage; (2) any posthuman civilization is extremely unlikely to run a significant number of simulations of their evolutionary history (or variations thereof); (3) we are almost certainly living in a computer simulation. It follows that the belief that there is a significant chance that we will one day become posthumans who run ancestor-simulations is false, unless we are currently living in a simulation. A number of other consequences of this result are also discussed.

      http://www.simulation-argument...

      I cannot find any flaws in the statistics. I thus agree we're _likely_ living in a simulation.

    10. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are confusing magnitude with direction. The magnitude to which he refers happens to lie in a direction towards the past. You are the idiot who thinks quantities only mean what you think they mean. We all understood it just fine because we are not pedantic twats.

    11. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by nine-times · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And even beyond that, if we are in some way "in a simulation", we have no reason to think that we will be able to detect it, let alone break free of it. If you actually think about it, for any enclosed simulation, the simulation is reality, and there's no opportunity to see beyond that horizon. If the block in a game of Pong became sentient, it would find itself in a 2D world with no gravity, where the laws of physics include conservation of momentum, no friction, and no energy transfer when object collide. There would be no information in these rules of physics that would allow the Pong block to determine whether these physical laws were artifacts of computer programming or the "real" laws of physics. What's more, even if the Pong block were to assume it was in a simulation, there would be no avenue to investigate what the "real" laws of physics are outside of the simulation. Imagining what the "real" laws of physics were might be interesting, but it couldn't be based on anything empirical.

      I could see a billionaire having a conversation with a scientist or philosopher, and asking if they can think of any way we could even know whether we were in a simulation-- and that may have been what these conversations were really like. But offering them money to research "breaking out" is pretty stupid.

    12. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the second-century Gnostics were not talking about computer simulations.

    13. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Nemyst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seriously people. This is reality. Deal with it. Just freaking get over it. Just because the universe doesn't fit into your limited imagination is no reason to suspect that we are in a simulation or that an invisible man in the sky created the world, or that we are reincarnated from aliens chained to a volcano.

      Eh, I'd say the actual point is that our universe is indistinguishable from a sufficiently advanced simulation, so "breaking out" of it is pointless. We may as well just appreciate the fact our universe, be it real or not, is relatively stable, systematic and logical. What does it matter if it's a simulation or not, when for us it's all there is?

    14. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by StormReaver · · Score: 1

      There is a (1/X) in Y chance that we are living in a computer simulation, where X and Y both equal infinity.

    15. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the answer? -PCP

    16. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, but they are talking about secret knowledge that only a few knew about the true nature of the universe. Plato believed in the "true" forms of things and that this world was not real, but rather a shadow of the pure truth. There were others that believed all was an illusion. Ideas like the Matrix are not new and predate Gnosticism.

    17. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What's the answer? -PCP

      Usually when I tell other people, they seem disappointed with the answer.

      Why do I exist?

      I exist because of the result of biological processes that seek to procreate that have over time evolved into much more complex lifeforms that have self awareness.

      Why am I here?

      My biological function is to procreate and protect and give my spawn the best advantages so they can procreate and continue their biological function too.

      They're pretty easy questions...

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    18. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously people. This is reality. Deal with it. Just freaking get over it. Just because the universe doesn't fit into your limited imagination is no reason to suspect that we are in a simulation or that an invisible man in the sky created the world, or that we are reincarnated from aliens chained to a volcano.

      Absolutely. No evidence whatsoever that we are in "The Truman Show", or the Matrix, or SIMS or whatever. All evidence is to the contrary.

    19. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Coisiche · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But offering them money to research "breaking out" is pretty stupid.

      They, like too many people, are afflicted by specialsnowflakeitis, the condition that just might bring about the end of the species.

      And they haven't thought it through. If they are in a simulation then all their wealth is simulated and they would have nothing after a hypothetical transfer from the simulation to a higher reality. But I guess their specialsnowflakeitis would see them through wherever they end up.

    20. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't you forget.. I wrote this simulation that made you write that comment.

    21. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      It sounds like one of Dr. Evil's plans to destroy the planet, seeming to forget that he lives on it.

      Seriously, if we "break out" of the simulation, but are that simulation, won't that be bad for us? If the universe.exe crashes what happens, the user reloads from the last save point? Do they even have save points?

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    22. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by PIBM · · Score: 1

      Actually ...

      Gnosticism as a unique and recognizable belief system is considered to be a second century (or later) development.

    23. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually you would be dead wrong on that.

    24. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not "why", that's "how".

    25. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by nsuccorso · · Score: 1
      Ah. I suggest that people are disappointed because they are expecting a philosophical discussion, and you are being non-responsive.

      I'm sure that many, if not most, of the poor folk whom you have regaled thus are well aware of evolution and basic biological functions.

      Let's say there is a machine that could take any ice cream flavor and modify it so it smelled like urine. Some might wonder "Why the hell does this exist??" You would likely explain, helpfully, "It exists to make ice cream smell like urine."

      I look forward to not reading your response.

    26. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Ah. I suggest that people are disappointed because they are expecting a philosophical discussion, and you are being non-responsive.

      The universe isn't philosophical, expecting a philosophical reason for existance with a non-philosophical unvierse seems kinda absurd.

      I'm sure that many, if not most, of the poor folk whom you have regaled thus are well aware of evolution and basic biological functions.

      No idea, whenever I've brought it up in person, most people say they never looked at it from that point of view.

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    27. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      That's not "why", that's "how".

      That is a why, biological processes. You might ask a question as to why biolgoical processes are obsessed with reproduction and progeny, it's to do with the fact that these are mostly the only succesful forms of biology. Biological entites that don't reproduce die out over a time and they essentially stop existing as they break down into simpler forms or get absorbed into others.

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    28. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

      That's not "why", that's "how".

      Well, it's all the "why" there is. Sorry.

    29. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      If the block in a game of Pong became sentient... There would be no information in these rules of physics that would allow the Pong block to determine

      If this universe really is a simulation, then we are the player(s).

      Imagine if you're playing a role-playing computer game, and to make it as fun as possible you suspend all thoughts or memories outside of the game while playing it. (no thinking about the job or the wife, you ARE Ragnor the barbarian with 35 STR and 16 DEX).

      Perhaps there is a one-to-one ratio and there are 7 billion sentient player-entities from outside this universe. But this does not seem likely since new humans are being born all the time and they would have to bring a new player-entity every time a baby is born. It's more likely that one player-entity is playing multiple humans, but purposely forgetting about all the other characters he has while he's on that char.

    30. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why am I here?

      My biological function is to procreate and protect and give my spawn the best advantages so they can procreate and continue their biological function too.

      They're pretty easy questions...

      But this is not a reason, this is not a `why.’

      Our only hope, our only peace is to understand it, to understand the `why.’ `Why’ is what separates us from them, you from me. `Why’ is the only real social power, without it you are powerless. And this is how you come to me, without `why,’ without power.

    31. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My biological function is to procreate and protect and give my spawn the best advantages so they can procreate and continue their biological function too.

      They're pretty easy questions...

      LOL. Ok Mr "I read a biology book and discovered the meaning of life!"

      You seem pretty sure of yourself for a guy who accidently answered the wong question. What you describe is clearly "How" we are here. Next time try some of those philosophy books you probably have disdain for to explore that elusive "Why".

    32. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      You seem pretty sure of yourself for a guy who accidently answered the wong question. What you describe is clearly "How" we are here. Next time try some of those philosophy books you probably have disdain for to explore that elusive "Why".

      If you bothered reading the rest of the thread, I even elaborated on how it's the 'why', for people like you who failed to follow the logic to it's conclusion.

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    33. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Please read the rest of the thread in future before making a point that has already been made and answered.

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    34. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Just because the universe doesn't fit into your limited imagination is no reason to suspect that we are in a simulation

      It's not an "imagination" issue. It's a "I good at computers (see pile of cash), computers are everything, therefore I am a deity" issue.

      That, and being able to purchase anything in this world, they want something better. And that has to be outside this simulation. You know, the cool stuff they cannot have.

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    35. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I exist because of the result of biological processes that seek to procreate

      No. That is the reason that your constituent atoms have a particular form and function. But it is not the reason they exist in the first place.

      Science tells us that the Universe began as an infinitely dense singularity 13.85 billion years ago. We have no idea why that happened, but the answer is not "Darwin", since that skips over the first 10 billion years, especially those first few planck times.

    36. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It's called Gnosticism, and it has been around since at least the Second Century.

      Well, sort of -- though Gnosticism had a whole bunch of other metaphysical baggage wrapped up in it.

      A better historical parallel would be Descartes's evil demon, which manifested in 1981 in Hilary Putnam's famous philosophical article about Brains in a Vat, which was subsequently ripped off by The Matrix.

    37. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Etcetera · · Score: 1

      There's no problem with philosophical analysis. I have a degree in Philosophy; I'm fine debating the Simulation Argument all day long.

      I'm also a SysAdmin and live in the real world (no pun intended).

      If tech billionaires want to get people to help solve a problem, how about they build out infrastructure in Africa, fund self-starting economies, and stop working on apps of use only to those who live as marginal consumers of pretty much everything in their parents' basements, while they themselves trade ad-display algorithms for obscene amounts of stock.

    38. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by SmokeyRobot · · Score: 1

      Well then you better be ready to be wrong.
      The Coptic word for simulation Hal was used quite frequently in Gnostic texts such as the Nag Hammadi Library. The Archons who were subservient beings to the demiurge used the power of HAL (Coptic for simulation or illusion) to keep spirits trapped in the material plane of existence.

    39. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They forgot (4) Complex life is hard, and we're an early instance of it. Or (5) Distances are mind-bogglingly vast and there are various islands of life at various stages of development that are unable to communicate/interact.

      If we assume that non-Einstein-space travel is possible and will be discovered, maybe the prime directive is present and works. Or, maybe 2001 is correct and we're not simulations but zoo-creatures or still living in our incubator.

    40. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the answer? -PCP

      Usually when I tell other people, they seem disappointed with the answer.

      Why do I exist?

      I exist because of the result of biological processes that seek to procreate that have over time evolved into much more complex lifeforms that have self awareness.

      Why am I here?

      My biological function is to procreate and protect and give my spawn the best advantages so they can procreate and continue their biological function too.

      They're pretty easy questions...

      Since religion continues to hold a massive amount of power over the human race, there's not a damn thing "easy" about the questions or the answers.

      Unfortunately for the masses, you've not provided an answer. You've provided an opinion that will be viciously attacked, regardless of what science brings forth.

    41. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left out that when you die, you return your energy to the Universe(s). This is also a fact.

      I don't understand why people live their lives worrying about what happens after you die. Experience life and chill.

      I'm for assisted suicide for this very reason, if there's something after, if consciousness goes on, I want to be aware that I'm dying.

      And if there's nothing next, I at least want to be aware of the final experience of my life.

      Why would you want to miss that?

    42. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Troed · · Score: 1

      Actually, no, neither of those are arguments against Boström's logic. We only require one single civilisation (of which we know for a fact that there's at least one) for it to become statistically likely that you and I are living in a simulation.

      If there are more that statistics become even more overwhelming. And there's no need for any travel.

    43. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Why the hell does this exist

      Such questions arise from the misunderstanding of the word "why". "Why" is a question applicable to two kinds of events :

      1. Actions : Where the "event" is clearly caused by an organism/thing with "agency", a "purpose". The answer to "why" in those cases refers to the "purpose" for which the thing with an agency caused the event.

      E.g. a why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

      2. Events : Pure events, not clearly caused by any organism/thing with "agency", or "purpose". The answer to "why" in those cases refers to the reason why YOU think it happened. Not the reason for the happening, but the reason for your thinking it happened.

      E.g.
      Person A : It rained.
      Person B : Why?
      Person A : Because the road is wet.

      Any answer that describes the mechanism by which it rained, is not really answering "why", but it is explaining "how".

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    44. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      But it is not the reason they exist in the first place.

      What is the meaning of the word "reason" ? Define it, and you will get your answer.

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    45. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A simulation this large and robust is bound to have save points.

      If they succeed, and universe.exe crashes, the operator will just restart from the last save point--so last Tuesday will happen over again. And the same billionaire(s) will crash the exe again. The operator will restart a few more times (or the pan-dimensional, beyond space-and-time equivalent of "restart a few more times"), and then launch the debugger.

      It will quickly determine the crash is due to a rogue agent(s) in the simulation. The poor beast is probably up against a deadline or SLA. It will no doubt restart universe.exe again after replacing the rogue agent(s). The replacement will be adhoc, developed at the last minute, and probably trained against a random sample of 4chan posts.

      So if you see any billionaires saying crazy things like "I have the best words", "I have a terrific brain", etc, you've probably got your evidence.

    46. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by elistan · · Score: 1

      What if there's a bug in the Pong program, which is executed on under very specific and rare circumstances, say when a block is struck at a certain angle by a ball going a certain speed... which causes the stack pointer to jump a mem location holding a playing field configuration, allowing any entity that manipulates the playing field to manipulate the next operation. Assuming it doesn't crash the entire simulation (which seems to me to be the most likely outcome) such an entity could then begin to execute arbitrary code on the hypervisor, perhaps discovering a method by which memory contents can be displayed in the playing field, leading to a machine-code level observation of the simulation and perhaps even a discovery of, say, a connection from the simulation machine to other machines. Or perhaps the simulation machine's webcam and mic. (Not like a sentient Pong block would have any means at all to interpret a stream of webcam data.) Of course, if there are no exploitable bugs in the hypervison then the above isn't really possible, is it? Anyway, I suspect that if this is a simulation, the best outcome to expect from attempting to break out is to simply halt and perhaps corrupt the simulation, not to somehow transcend the simulation's reality into the hypervisor's reality.

    47. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in other words, you have no idea why we are here and why we exist, so you limit yourself to the most narrow literal thought possible

    48. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Just because the universe doesn't fit into your limited imagination

      It's not a feeling of awkwardness, there's a measurable noise problem below 10^-27. Check the data on the Polish gravity wave experiment.

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    49. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have a decent grounding in logic and modern philosophy, the argument and its disciples are juvenile.

    50. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by rastos1 · · Score: 1

      Re: 2 : Not only events, but other things too: e.g. "green" does not really serve any purpose that would answer the question "why". You can ask why Mt. Everest is there, but you can answer about what processes brought it to existence, not what purpose it has.

    51. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      So in other words, you have no idea why we are here and why we exist, so you limit yourself to the most narrow literal thought possible

      I understand perfectly why we exist, the fact you don't like the answer doesn't mean it's "the most narrow literal thoguht possible", especially when you fail to address why.

      As far as the original issue at hand being:

      And now as an adult, you really can't answer those questions any better.

      I have really answered the questions and I had no problem in doing so.

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    52. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Troed · · Score: 1

      Could be. Nick Boström is the founding director of the Future of Humanity Institute at Oxford - a well renowned philosopher with a solid base in logic:

      He holds a B.A. in philosophy, mathematics, logic and artificial intelligence from the University of Gothenburg and master's degrees in philosophy and physics, and computational neuroscience from Stockholm University and King's College London, respectively. [Wikipedia] ...and you?

    53. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the link. I had heard of this article but not read it before and had my suspicions there was a lot of 'ifs & buts', eg. 'assumptions' and 'statements of reality that we need to take as true but may not be for this philosophical argument to hold'...and as it turns out I was right. Right off the bat (at least within a few pages) the guy is making assumptions or statements that simply can't hold. Let's take the last one I read where I stopped to write this response.

      "The microscopic structure of the inside of the Earth can be safely omitted."

      I'm sorry but it CAN"T be under the basic premises that the computational power being proposed specifically consists of potential 'quantum computing' that involves the use of that 'microscopic structure', and to be very pedantic its even below the 'microscopic' level e.g. at the 'quantum level' that the simulation must be run. Otherwise how does this guy propose that we can even LEARN about how to use quantum processes to act on our behalf to perform a 'calculation'.

      Fundamentally, what does this guy think the matter and energy in the Universe is doing right this moment except 'calculating reality'. And that point there is no point in talking about whether or not we are 'living in a simulated reality' as if we are its entirely indistinguishable from a 'non-simulated reality' and the only way to propose otherwise would be to speculate on 'physical laws that we don't know about', but if he has those he certainly doesn't appear prepared to share them as he dismisses those early in the paper.

      At that point any use of statistics is simply 'intellectual wanking' in an attempt to make this paper somehow seem 'authoritative' or otherwise 'grounded in science/math' when its not. Its as accurate as asking 1 million people who have never seen him 'what is the size of Emperor of China's nose?' & then taking an average & using that as authoritative...if they haven't ever seen the Emperor there is no empirical value obtainable by using the estimates or an average.

      Ipso facto the whole article is 'intellectual wanking', but hey they guy is presenting it as a 'philosophical discussion' and since 'intellectual wanking' is exactly what philosophy is about we can't really fault the guy for it. But we can fault you for not using that 'computer simulation of a brain' between your ears to look past any 'statistics' and recognize the obvious inherent 'non-statistical' issues in the paper.

    54. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. This is observable reality, but there is no reason to believe the observation is complete or that the thing observed is what it appears to be. The simulation theory is a valid world model. Where these people fail utterly, though, is that there is no way to assign probabilities to the different valid world models. (There is a bunch that is known, maybe 10-20 or so and there will be unknown ones. No, the religious ones are not among them, these have been clearly identified as artifacts of psychological processes and means to exert power.) As soon as you start giving probabilities for such models not based on ration facts but fantasies, you are straight into bullshit Mysticism and Religion. The argument Elon Musk gave for his probability estimation is about as baseless and fabricated as the numerous "proofs" for the existence of "God" that have been constructed. Which, incidentally, makes Elon Musk an idiot.

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    55. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      It is pseudo-mystical bullshit. The simulation-theory is a valid world model, but it is one of a number of equally valid ones and there is absolutely no valid way to assign probabilities.

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    56. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And that is exactly the thing: If (for lack of a better word) all you have is an API, all you have is what that API gives you. The idea that you can somehow "break out" is a literary device to keep the story interesting and leave the reader/viewer with a positive feeling in the end, but it has no basis in actual reality. These idiots have managed to fail utterly at recognizing what is actually observable and what is fairy-tales. Of course, fairy-tales have a place in the word as entertainment and for raising ideas and questions, but mistaking them as describing reality is the sign of an immature mind.

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    57. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what do you call a Microsoft simulation, hell?

    58. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. There is also another important fact: Assume we are in a simulation. Then either a part of our existence is outside of that simulation and not created by it or not. In the first case, we will get that "break out" at death (presumably) anyways. In the second case, breaking out is impossible in a very hard sense.

      Or in other words, these people have not understood the relevant questions at all, but they think they themselves are so incredibly important and great, that they can challenge observable reality itself. "Specialsnowflakeitis" is one word for it, but "megalomania" seems more appropriate.

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    59. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You cannot assign observable likelihoods to anything here. You can only determine whether a model matches the observable facts or not. So far, a model with, say, a total of 10 billion sentient entities that all are eternal beings and most are currently stuck here and the rest is in some "holding buffer" is perfectly valid.

      The only thing you can assign is personal preferences. But labeling them with "probabilities" is unscientific to the extreme.

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    60. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The question a sane person asks. Philosophy is mostly a mental exercise and for entertainment. There are not enough hard facts available to make it much more. Living your life in some way oriented on actual observable facts is the sane thing to do.

      And one of that observable facts is that everybody gets old and dies. My guess is that these people are so afraid of that, that they are grasping at straws now, and that for some reason, the pseudo-answers Religion provides do not appeal to them, hence this techno-mysticism bullshit.

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    61. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      One of the many ways this idea of "breaking out" fails miserably. Also, if the people running the simulation have experience doing this, they will have countermeasures in place. One may just be that "There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable." That would actually be a pretty nice countermeasure, if it can be implemented. That it appears to be a property of this universe (no GUT so far, and it seems to be getting further away, not closer) can be taken as a hint, but this can also be something completely different.

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    62. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      So basically they have discovered some of their limitations and are unable to come to term with them? Sounds entirely plausible.

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    63. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by cfalcon · · Score: 1

      "has been around since at least the Second Century" is perfectly understandable. It means that the minimum amount of time IT HAS BEEN AROUND is bounded, at a minimum, by the second century. The amount of time it has been around is AT LEAST that long: it could be longer.

      This is a perfectly normal construct logically, and perfectly common in English.

    64. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      I cannot find any flaws in the statistics. I thus agree we're _likely_ living in a simulation.

      Meh. The premises of this argument have been debated to death. Values of "likely" here make a LOT of assumptions which we have no evidence of.

      It's kind of like arguing about the Drake equation and the supposed Fermi "paradox." It's only a paradox if you assume values of the Drake equation which generate high probability for life. It could be that the values for various elements of "planets able to support life" or "probability of life evolving" are MUCH lower (i.e., many orders of magnitude), in which case it isn't a "paradox" at all.

      This argument is even worse, since it depends on assuming things exist (i.e., futuristic civilizations running simulations) that we have NO evidence of. At least with evolution of life in the universe we have ONE data point to go on extrapolating a probability. In this case you have ZERO.

      So, could it be true? Sure. Is it "likely"? Well, there are NO "STATISTICS" to base that on (much less "find flaws" in). We have absolutely no evidence to create a probability distribution on, so the word "likely" has no meaning here. It has as much meaning as speculating that there's a teacup floating somewhere out in space orbiting the sun.

    65. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the block did became sentient and was able to manipulate his environment, it may find a way to notice electric impulses, then perhaps figure electrons, then try to extrapolate what kind of fundamental principles may allow a universe with electrons and electric energy.........

      If I was you, ill switch off the game and unplug the console, just to be sure

    66. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      The use of the term "simulation" to describe this is meaningless. You might as well be talking about God and the afterlife as posthumans (or more accurately "pre-humans") running a simulation. The situation only differs in terms of who specifically is running it and what impact they have had on the "simulation".

      If we're running in a simulation, then our only means of knowing it would be via revelation. Either direct revelation, or by being programmed to accept the concept. A simulation is supposed to mimic reality, so why would we be surprised if we find some features of our simulations in reality?

      I'm not saying that we are or are not living in what is, in effect, a simulation. I just find the idea meaningless unless there is some sort of revelation. And I find someone assigning a percentage chance to the idea beyond absurd. This is word play, not scientific theory. Even the scientific aspects of this are filled with "ifs" that don't have to even be close to what they envision.

      There is nothing that requires the ability to build a human brain in transistors or qubits or whatever. And even if there is, for those of you offended by the concept of a unique structure, the hardware required for simulation does not have to be as efficient as the organic brain is, either in size, amount of resources, or power consumption. And if we simply manufactured an organic brain, then we'd have to have similar means of powering and training it, which effectively generates humans identical to ourselves in most meaningful respects. And that might well be cloning, but I wouldn't call it a simulation.

    67. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can apply Darwinism to physics and the physical forces
      The thing is when you start with a particle only you have all the energy usable, very little entropy but it tends to complexity increased complexity but also entropy, the usable energy decreases along with the levels of freedom because with increased complexity there are interaction, then rules,...
      The amazing thing is the less there is the more the tendency for something to be there is
      why?
      usable energy wants to be complex matter until there is no more usable emery
      Why?

    68. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      The universe is very much philosophical. Unless you're suggesting we're not part of it.

      Transient or not. Small blue speck of dust or not. We're here and we're part of the Universe. Philosophy is as much part of that as the Theories of Relativity or Evolution are, the only uncertainty is in what measure.

      And you haven't explained "why", you have merely explained "how". Your real answer to "why" is,

      "I have no idea, and I don't care."

      Which means you probably sleep pretty well. Lucky you.

    69. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      The conditions *are* the reason, at every level.

    70. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      The universe is very much philosophical. Unless you're suggesting we're not part of it.

      I have no idea what you're saying here, I'm not a philosophy.

      And you haven't explained "why", you have merely explained "how". Your real answer to "why" is,

      "I have no idea, and I don't care."

      I do care, that's why I looked to learn the answer; which suprisingly didn't take that much effort.

      I just don't think you're even following the logic at all. This is how succesful biological lifeforms prosper, why we don't really see other biological lifeforms that don't procreate etc. I don't really see a philosophy behind it, just natural logic.

      We exist because of a sufficiently large amount of (seemingly random) events lead to the creation of biological lifeforms that worked a certain way (procreation) and became more complex over time (as opposed to biological life forms that prioritorize something else and just die out).

      The why, because likely a sufficient amount of events occured that lead to the creation, which are most likely a series of random from just how big the universe is.

      Which means you probably sleep pretty well. Lucky you.

      I didn't lose sleep when I didn't know the answer either. I don't see why you're getting all bent out of shape over it.

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    71. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Falos · · Score: 1

      Are we desperate for "real" synapses? "Real" lightwaves bouncing off our retina?

      Your experiences, your sensory input, your entire life's events are going to still be perceived, a stream of potentially-fake information, no matter how many times you "break out".

      What does it matter indeed.

    72. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      I did bother reading the rest of this thread, and all you gave was further "how". How did it come to be that living things that are around today behave in ways that tend to increase the propagation of their genes? Those that didn't died out, leaving only these ones behind. That's a "how". And to be fair, "why" is an overloaded term, and one sense of it does mean "how", so you've technically answered one sense of the question, but clearly people are asking for an answer to the other sense of it, which you might put as "how come?" In other words, for what purpose?

      Purposes are not causes. They don't explain why things are, and no amount of explaining why things are will tell you its purpose. A purpose is why something ought to be, what it's good for. To answer that, you first need to answer what is good, what ought to be, in the general (which no amount of discussion about what is or is not will accomplish, as it's a completely separate, orthogonal question); and then answer how the something in particular furthers that end (probably quite indirectly).

      You could actually be interpreted as having given an answer to that question, if "My biological function..." is meant not to merely describe what you do do, but to prescribe what you ought to do. If you're saying "the good that my existence serves is propagating the existence of organisms like me", then that's an answer. One that implies that the existence of organisms like you is good (either intrinsically or at least instrumentally), and that your existence tends to propagate their existence (which is only the case if you're actually likely to procreate).

      I'd argue that it's possibly not the best answer (if you mean that the existence, or propagation thereof, of organisms like you is an intrinsic good, rather than merely an instrumental one), and it's possibly a rather sad one (if the only thing you're good for is giving someone else a chance to try again next generation), but it could still technically be an answer, if you meant it in that sense.

      Your doubling down on the "how is all the why there is", though, makes me doubt you did mean it in that sense.

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    73. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, and that's assuming we could even work and evolve in whatever host universe we'd have. For all we know, we're a simulation with completely different rules of physics and spatial characteristics and we'd be unable to even comprehend the outside world.

    74. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      We're in a universe of entropy and a system developed from it. The why is the system that developed that gave purpose to otherwise entropy.

      I don't see why it's so hard to understand.

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    75. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once had the pleasure of hearing a 10 year old tell me how all the world's problems could be solved. I haven't known certainty like that since I was 18. If only, if only, I could think like that again, then life would be so simple, and clear.

    76. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Pong analogy is a good one, but it can be extended further. Consider: are there any bugs in the implementation of Pong? For example, an occasional memory allocation error that might lead to part of the graphics block being read as the momentum of the Pong ball? If so, then sufficient experimentation might allow the Pong block to determine the timing of the memory allocation error, its relation to the graphics, even the format of the integer (or floating-point) number used to represent the Pong ball's momentum.

      It's true that a perfect simulation is indistinguishable from reality - but an imperfect one may provide a handle that allows us to identify it. Although the distinction between showing that we're in a simulation, and identifying a new, more fundamental set of physical laws that underpins the ones we know, gets a bit fuzzy.

    77. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Lennie · · Score: 1

      The whole idea of breaking out is silly.

      When you see a simulation run in a way you don't want to, what do you do ? You shut it down.

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    78. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Lennie · · Score: 1

      My guess is, they expect this other reality to be far more advanced and they don't need money anymore.

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    79. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1
    80. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Troed · · Score: 1

      This argument is even worse, since it depends on assuming things exist (i.e., futuristic civilizations running simulations) that we have NO evidence of.

      On the contrary, we know of an advanced civilization running millions of simulations. Our own. There's no reason to believe we will stop, or that the simulations won't become more advanced over time.

    81. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we're not in a simulation and we haven't reached a "posthuman" stage yet. You know, Occam's razor and all.

      If the paper is arguing that _at least one_ of the propositions is true, and the truth is that we are very likely to go extinct before reaching a "posthuman" stage, then the paper's premise is satisfied and we're not living in a simulation. If the truth is that posthuman civilizations are unlikely to run ancestor simulations, then the paper's premise is satisfied and we're not living in a simulation. If we assume that we're not living in a simulation, then the belief (or lack thereof) that "posthumans" will exist and run ancestor simulations is irrelevant.

      The only way the existence of "posthumans" and their propensity to run ancestor simulations is relevant is if we assume we're living in a simulation. That's not at all the same thing as saying that we must be living in a simulation.

      How about we turn the argument around: in order to reach "posthuman" status, "posthumans" must have transitioned through a human state. We have no evidence that "posthumans" exist or run simulations or that other entities exist or run simulations of us, but we have lots of evidence that humans exist. Therefore, the most likely answer is that we are humans not living in simulation who have not reached "posthuman" status.

    82. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Troed · · Score: 1

      You forget the statistics. Either humans _cannot_ reach posthuman state, or it's more likely we're living in a simulation. I have no reason to believe it's impossible for humans to become advanced posthumans - Occam's razor does not apply.

    83. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      It is pseudo-mystical bullshit.

      Yes, but you may as well drop the "pseudo". I think it's flat-out techno mysticism (i.e. mysticism flavoured by technology).

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    84. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "My biological function is to procreate and protect and give my spawn the best advantages so they can procreate and continue their biological function too."

      How has that worked for you as a pick-up line?

    85. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does consciousness play in role in this debate? Do we have any reason to believe that simulated characters would be conscious of the simulation? It is afterall just a large numbers of 1s and 0s, or qubits, if we're talking about futuristic simulations. A computer simulation is a simulation to beings outside, because we output the 1s and 0s in a way that makes sense to us. But from inside?

    86. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Troed · · Score: 1

      We have no scientific reason to believe consciousness is anything special. It's likely an emergent phenomena arising in complex enough systems.

      (One of today's other news is that apes have been shown to experience theory of mind, something we usually attribute to happening in humans at the age of ~4-5 or so)

    87. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      How has that worked for you as a pick-up line?

      Never tried it, but I have been successful with 'nerdy' lines before like:

      "You've got 206 bones in your body, want another?"

      "Hey baby, you want to interface~ I can go at 300... baud.. that is.. if you like..?"

      "Wanna see my harddrive? It's not 3.5 inches."

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    88. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by abies · · Score: 1

      I would risk saying, that https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... tackles the problem of living inside a simulation a lot better than Matrix (both came out in same year). Which in turn is based on https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... from 1964. Yes, Gnosticism and Descartes were certainly first, but Putnam seems to be recycling ideas which were already heavily explored in s-f for long time. I expect Matrix creators had a lot better inspirations than Putnam.

    89. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you don't see *how* it's so hard to understand.

      I'll help you see. You misunderstand the difference between "how" and "why". You are taking advantage of a loophole of ambiguity in the English language with the word "why" and pretending it makes you clever.

    90. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      You are taking advantage of a loophole of ambiguity in the English language with the word "why" and pretending it makes you clever.

      Alright, if you want to get all word definitions. I'm going to useGoogle's definition, but I'm sure you'll want to reply with something obscure next.

      Adverb:

      for what reason or purpose.

      Yep, explained that.

      (with reference to a reason) on account of which; for which.

      Explained that too.

      Didn't use it in exclamation.

      Noun:

      a reason or explanation.

      Yep, explained that too

      Sorry, I don't see a problem here.

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    91. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I haven't known certainty like that since I was 18.

      Do consultancy with pushy clients and managers for a few years to build up your confidence. That said, some people don't handle it well and end up burning out and needing treatment.

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      Change is certain; progress is not obligatory.
    92. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by larryjoe · · Score: 1

      The argument is of course not Musk's, but Nick Boström's:

      ABSTRACT. This paper argues that at least one of the following propositions is true: (1) the human species is very likely to go extinct before reaching a “posthuman” stage; (2) any posthuman civilization is extremely unlikely to run a significant number of simulations of their evolutionary history (or variations thereof); (3) we are almost certainly living in a computer simulation. It follows that the belief that there is a significant chance that we will one day become posthumans who run ancestor-simulations is false, unless we are currently living in a simulation. A number of other consequences of this result are also discussed.

      http://www.simulation-argument...

      I cannot find any flaws in the statistics. I thus agree we're _likely_ living in a simulation.

      The hiccup is not in the statistics but the assumption that the seemingly increasing and never-ending improvement in technology will result in such a simulation capability in the future. Is this assumption true? We need far more than a system that passes the Turing test. We are already hitting the limits of technology scaling, and we have barely progressed beyond ELIZA.

    93. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Troed · · Score: 1

      We are already hitting the limits of technology scaling

      We are?

    94. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'm going with (2), myself, since it seems to me that running an actual simulation would take far more resources than the thing being simulated. and that even a posthuman society wouldn't run many (or perhaps any) detailed simulations of their past. I doubt that the observable Universe has the computrons to run quantum-level simulations of a planetary surface, and that's pretty much what we're talking about. Remember the Douglas Adams computer that started with "I think, therefore I am" when turned on for testing, and had deduced the existence of rice pudding and the graduated income tax before it could be turned off? We're talking about that level of computing power.

      If we are a simulation, I suspect it would be that we're not historical simulations, but much simplified from the real universe, and I'm not qualified to speculate intelligently on why they'd be doing this. I doubt I'm capable of understanding creatures that could run our Universe as a simulation.

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    95. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I exist because of the result of biological processes that seek to procreate that have over time evolved into much more complex lifeforms that have self awareness.

      In other words, you're not answering the question. You're putting it back a few steps, because "Why do I exist?" is not particularly different from "Why is the Universe something that would produce me?" You really aren't asking "Why am I here?", because you're talking about some details of your physiology and how they got to be that way. "Why am I here?" has essentially nothing to do with general biological functions, philosophically.

      I'm not saying you should have answers to those questions, just that you don't.

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    96. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      We also don't know that the "why" questions have real answers.

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    97. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like it's _likely that you are Chinese and dead.

    98. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, we know of an advanced civilization running millions of simulations. Our own.

      Are those "simulations" anywhere near as advanced as what you're proposing? No. Not by many, many, many, many orders of magnitude. It's like looking at a chimp using a simple flint to break open a coconut and saying, "Yeah -- that's tool use! I've seen a lot of them do that! Someday they'll be building factories with cars and computers and iPads coming out of them!" (Disclaimer -- I just made that up: I know that some primates use simple stone blocks as tools, but I have no idea if chimps break open coconuts with flint.)

      Could it happen? Maybe. But equating our current computer simulations with the level of complexity of what we observe in the universe is just a wee bit of exaggeration, don't you think?

      There's no reason to believe we will stop, or that the simulations won't become more advanced over time.

      I don't have the temerity or idiocy to imagine that I could possibly consider what the motivations of people or perhaps sentient machines in the future might be or what they might want to do or not.

      50 years ago could anyone have predicted the motivations of what people now do with the internet, social media, etc.? My parents look at what the younger generation does today, and they simply don't understand. I'm getting old enough that I don't understand it either -- I simply can't quite understand why younger generations seem to be gravitating toward certain things that don't make sense to me. And that's only over a period of a few decades. (I might also remind you that we've only been running "simulations" for a few decades, and I doubt most people a few centuries ago could possibly imagine why we might do so. Claiming that this motivation will continue in perpetuity is some kind of hubris...)

      So, saying that "there's no reason to believe we will stop" is like a caveman trying to predict whether Apple is going to try to release a new product line next year. We have absolutely no clue what it might be like for future beings, what their priorities might be, etc. Especially if you're slanted toward the sentient machine version of the future -- what if it comes to pass, humanity goes extinct... will those sentient machines want to run universe simulations of organic evolution? Yeah, maybe. Heck, I don't know. I can't even imagine what it's like to be a teenager today, let alone a sentient machine a billion years in the future.

      So, no... we do NOT have evidence of anything close to what you're talking about actually occurring. When we're running full-blown universe simulations with the granularity, detail, and perceptual realism we experience of at least an entire planet (and we have empirical observation of our civilization doing many such simulations over extended periods of time), we can perhaps reconsider your argument.

      And in any case, what does it matter? Who cares? Any civilization that advanced would likely have thought of ways to disable "breaking out" of the simulation. And what difference does your proposition have from postulating that there's an alternate reality called Heaven or Hell or Olympus or The Matrix... or, who cares? "Reality" is simply what there is, until we have actual evidence to the contrary. Speculating on what sort of stuff might exist outside of our perceptual reality is just useless. Does your life change in any way if you're "merely" simulation? Are you a simulation inside of a simulation inside of a simulation inside of a....? So what?

      At what point do we just call "simulation" our "reality," if there is nothing outside of it? And at that point this whole argument becomes completely and utterly meaningless, again, like speculating about a teapot orbiting the sun (hint -- that was a reference... look it up, if you don't get it), or pure solipsism ("There is no external world! I am alone in my thoughts and only my mind exists!"), or taking the stan

    99. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Zalbik · · Score: 1

      Equating the "simulations" that we run and the "simulations" that Boström requires is ridiculous.

      There's no reason to believe that the type of simulation required for this argument is even possible.

      His argument is about as sensible as:
      1) To a caveman, our technology would seem god-like
      2) Technology is improving
      3) There is no reason to believe that technology won't become more advanced over time
      4) Therefore, god will eventually exist (or at least beings that we would identify as godlike).

      There is no reason to believe that the potential power of simulations is unlimited. If there is an upper limit on how powerful a simulation can be, then his statistical arguments become meaningless. He makes some hand-wavy arguments about the potential power of computers, and the required capacity to simulate a human mind based on some quite questionable sources.

    100. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      If it were a simulation, then we would still have no way of knowing the nature of the simulation other than by observing physical laws. If we found some way to manipulating the simulation, then it may well be indistinguishable from discovering a new field of physics. If we were to assume that we're in a simulation, there's no reason to think it operates the way our computers do, and our "hacking" attempts would likely be useless.

      If, somehow magically, we found some natural physical phenomenon that we could agree was an artifact of living in a simulation, then *at that point* it would become a topic that may be fruitful to discuss. Until then, it's just stoner philosophy.

    101. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Nope. Still not talking about computer simulations.

    102. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      When you see a simulation run in a way you don't want to, what do you do ? You shut it down.

      Also, let's assume that we're living in a computer simulation that is in some way comparable to what we think of when we're talking about computer simulations. Like imagine we live in a very advanced version of Grand Theft Auto, and we're all NPCs. Now, we're very advanced NPCs who can think, and we realize we're NPCs.

      What sense does it make to try to "break out"? Where do you image you'd go? Do you think that if an AI existed in GTA, it could hack itself out and become a physical person in our reality?

      If we're in a simulation, there's no reason to think that we could possibly "break out" into the real world. A more likely benefit would be to learn the rules of the program so that we could hack it for our own purpose-- discovering "cheat codes" that let us alter reality. However, that process of "hacking reality" is essentially the same as what scientists are already doing. You learn the rules of the system you're in, and then try to exploit them to do things you previously couldn't do.

    103. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a very simple reason to believe life didn't form by random chance. Unless I'm mistake, we've yet to find (or be found) any form life remotely similar to that which exists on our planet. We can talk in probabilistic terms all day long but math and science are fallible and have proven they can be used just as callously as any religious edict or fatwa.

    104. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      No argument from me here.

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    105. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by SmokeyRobot · · Score: 1

      I guess you would have to refine what you mean by computer then.

    106. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      It's called Gnosticism, and it has been around since at least the Second Century.

      Gnocchiism; the belief that the universe is a large soft dumpling created by a divine figure known as "the chef".
      not to be confused with Agnesticism, the belief that the universe was created by a little kid in the Despicable Me movie.

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    107. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      The problem isn't his text, which was perfectly understandable. The problem is your poor command of English.

      i do not command English; we merely ask favors of one another. (PS I'm not the AC, I just saw a straight line I couldn't resist)

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    108. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      I exist because of the result of biological processes that seek to procreate

      No. That is the reason that your constituent atoms have a particular form and function. But it is not the reason they exist in the first place.

      Science tells us that the Universe began as an infinitely dense singularity 13.85 billion years ago. We have no idea why that happened, but the answer is not "Darwin", since that skips over the first 10 billion years, especially those first few planck times.

      Well, sort of by definition, circular reasoning, and law of physics, we exist because that's a lower energy configuration than us not existing.

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    109. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by HBI · · Score: 1

      It was a good opportunity - well played.

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    110. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      The universe is very much philosophical.

      Your assertion does not make it so.

    111. Re:When did "The Matrix" become a religion? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      What makes anyone think it has a purpose?

  6. How to Break Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You cannot break out of the simulation, at least not without outside help and even then the idea of breaking out isn't meaningfully feasible.

    If I exist in this simulated reality, then I only exist because of the simulation. Shut down the simulation and I cease to exist. There is no way to remove me. If I and this existence is only here because of an outside "CPU", then there is no way of removing me from that CPU.

    The closest you could get is a representation of the simulated me in the "real" world. But it would not truly be me.

    So if we are in a simulation, it is completely real to us and completely necessary for us to exist.

    1. Re:How to Break Out? by Maritz · · Score: 1

      If you think you don't live in a natural universe, as Mr Musk does, a good start on fucking with the simulation is to achieve the Planck Temperature. I'm willing to bet all sorts of fucking weirdness happens there. Not that easy to achieve though, at least compared to going to Mars.

      I suspect someone will demonstrate that we live in a natural universe over the next few years. There are fuck-all signs of artifice, apart from silly fairy tale books and creation myths.

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    2. Re:How to Break Out? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      I think the idea is that theoretically if we could contact the owners of the simulation they could possibly download our minds and place us into their reality. These billionaires don't understand that their billions mean nothing to the simulation owners, they can't bribe their way out. Maybe, just maybe if you are a super genius above all geniuses in even their simulation, they might see a reason to download you. Might..

    3. Re:How to Break Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cannot break out of the simulation, at least not without outside help and even then the idea of breaking out isn't meaningfully feasible.

      If I exist in this simulated reality, then I only exist because of the simulation. Shut down the simulation and I cease to exist. There is no way to remove me. If I and this existence is only here because of an outside "CPU", then there is no way of removing me from that CPU.

      The closest you could get is a representation of the simulated me in the "real" world. But it would not truly be me.

      So if we are in a simulation, it is completely real to us and completely necessary for us to exist.

      A letter can be [and is] simulated on a computer. We take it out of the simulation by printing it. So, the overlords would have to 'print us' somehow. If they can simulate the universe so perfectly as it seems, then they can print us out [by taking our simulated genes and assembling them in the 'natural world', from which we are an instance]. Just thinkin'

    4. Re:How to Break Out? by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      But are we the first Simulation, that generated the ultimate answer of "42"?

      Or are we part of the second simulation, destroyed to create a hyperspace bypass just before calculating the ultimate question?

    5. Re:How to Break Out? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I suspect someone will demonstrate that we live in a natural universe over the next few years. There are fuck-all signs of artifice, apart from silly fairy tale books and creation myths.

      All the attacks upon VMs to determine whether you're in one or not and to break out are based on preknowledge of how the VM works. From within the VM, we don't even know if we are in one. And we know too little about it to detect it, let alone break out of it.

      As you say, the way to attempt to break out of the simulation is to explore the boundaries. We're not there yet. So all this talk of breaking out of the simulation is premature. We have little to no idea of how to go about it.

      But equally, you can't prove that we're not in a simulation, and trying to do so is a jerkoff waste of time. If you're in a simulation, the results can be faked and can lie to you. They can be faked consistently and you'll never know.

      --
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    6. Re:How to Break Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the idea is that theoretically if we could contact the owners of the simulation they could possibly download our minds and place us into their reality. These billionaires don't understand that their billions mean nothing to the simulation owners, they can't bribe their way out. Maybe, just maybe if you are a super genius above all geniuses in even their simulation, they might see a reason to download you. Might..

      I think the simulation runs exactly to see the emergence of these snowflakes [millionaires, dictators, celebrities] and how they shape the collective consciousness. The overlords want to know how things turned out the way they perceive in their 'natural world', which could also be a simulation.

    7. Re:How to Break Out? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      If they can simulate the universe so perfectly as it seems, then they can print us out [by taking our simulated genes and assembling them in the 'natural world', from which we are an instance].

      You're assuming our genes are meaningful in the physics of the higher reality. We create all kinds of simulations (video games) that have physics that are in no way similar to the physics of our reality. For all we know in the higher reality there's no such thing as protons, electrons, neutrons, etc.

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    8. Re:How to Break Out? by Rockoon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I exist in this simulated reality, then I only exist because of the simulation. Shut down the simulation and I cease to exist.

      This.

      Tech billionaires and a lot of slashdot users hear "You are living in a simulation" and they think "Neo in the matrix" rather than "Agent in the matrix"

      I think this is because they are dumb.

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      "His name was James Damore."
    9. Re:How to Break Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tron, is that you?

    10. Re: How to Break Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just have to find a glitch in the matrix

    11. Re:How to Break Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming our genes are meaningful in the physics of the higher reality.

      Same AC here. No, I just think we have to start with something physical to be 'printed out' of the simulation. I do think that the basic building blocks of the universe [fundamental particles, forces and, yes, genes for biology], are the same as the overlords'. The assumption is that they are replicating their world based on the same basic units.

    12. Re:How to Break Out? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      The assumption is that they are replicating their world based on the same basic units.

      But that assumption is entirely unfounded. The vast majority of the simulations that we create don't have anything resembling our fundamental particles, forces, and genes. The physics of Pac-Man don't represent our reality.

      Christians believe heaven (the higher reality) is incomprehensible to human minds. Don't even bother trying to understand heaven; you can't. You're going with the muslim concept of heaven, that it's just like earth, but better, and with girls that don't poop. I find that less plausible.

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    13. Re: How to Break Out? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You just have to find a glitch in the matrix

      If I had a glitchy matrix I'd monitor people to notice when they notice things, and then use that information to issue quick patches.

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    14. Re:How to Break Out? by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      The problem there is that the format change would cease to make the simulant still 'themselves'. I can print out an Excel spreadsheet but it isn't really the same thing at all anymore on the paper. Although I suppose it could then have a relatively 'eternal afterlife' in a steady state on the paper...

    15. Re:How to Break Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that assumption is entirely unfounded.

      That is pretty much the basis of an assumption, that it is unfounded. If it was founded, it would be a statistic :P

      Since we currently have no data to base a decision upon, we can't currently make a statistical model, we can only make assumptions.

      In order for the exercise to be viable at all for us however, it is more useful to make the assumption that if we are in a simulation, it is at least some what based on the same or similar physics as the above layer in the hierarchy.
      That assumption turning out to be true is the only way we would be able to have any interaction with the higher layer.
      If that assumption is false there is quite literally nothing we could do to effect it.

      We wouldn't be trying if we made any other assumption than being true, thus it has foundation.

    16. Re:How to Break Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > suspect someone will demonstrate that we live in a natural universe over the next few years.

      Fermi paradox is in some ways an argument against a natural universe.

    17. Re:How to Break Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you guys are smart?

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSKL_7hn9Hk

      Rich people NOT == Smart people

    18. Re:How to Break Out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This doesn't mean you can't exploit a bug in the 'hypervisor' to influence the 'host' world from this 'guest' world. If you can do that then it doesn't even matter that you cannot 'physically' escape the 'guest' world. In the long run you could probably construct for yourself and move to a dedicated 'guest' world inside of which you would be immortal and the whole purpose of which would be to be an absolutely seamingless control terminal for your 'host' world shell. At that point there is no difference for you in which world you really are, you've 'escaped' the 'guest' world without really escaping its level of virtualization.

    19. Re:How to Break Out? by chuckugly · · Score: 1

      There's no reason to assume that. In fact in every simulation I'm aware of there are vast numbers of simplifying assumptions made because they don't matter (much) for the intended purpose, and that's the subset of simulations that are even trying to mimic our physical laws. The concept of pulling a typical CA (for instance) out of its world and creating it here in ours is meaningless.

    20. Re:How to Break Out? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      If I exist in this simulated reality, then I only exist because of the simulation. Shut down the simulation and I cease to exist.

      This. Tech billionaires and a lot of slashdot users hear "You are living in a simulation" and they think "Neo in the matrix" rather than "Agent in the matrix" I think this is because they are dumb.

      Well yeah, they are simulated that way.
      You ever wonder if most people have any inner life? Even without us being a sim, what if there are only like a million (or a dozen, or a billion) actual human beings alive at any given time, and the rest of the population are just basically breeding stock going through the motions to provide support for the occasional genetic accident that produces a real human? Would explain history pretty well.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  7. They may not want that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we were in a simulation and get broken out of it, then they may not be billionaires anymore and no longer our alphas.

    And if they are entertaining such nonsense seriously then I'm not so sure they deserve to be billionaires.

    1. Re:They may not want that. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much what I thought. If you win in a computer game, why would you want to end it?

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    2. Re:They may not want that. by Squiffy · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be surprised if there really isn't a way to do it. The simulation might be running on hyperturing machinery, with the software mathematically proven to be incapable of "breaking the fourth wall".

  8. Needs a software update by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can the next release make these billionaires go broke? Thanks

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    1. Re:Needs a software update by maxwells+daemon · · Score: 1

      That is the idea. Bilk.

    2. Re:Needs a software update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear the next expansion pack is called Firestorm. All the promo art has these huge mushroom clouds and fireballs. So I think they might be thinking about getting rid of the damned rep system. Finally!

    3. Re:Needs a software update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't want to remember nothing. Nothing. You understand? And I want to be rich. You know, someone important, like an actor.

      Yours truly / faithfully,
      Cypher

    4. Re:Needs a software update by npslider · · Score: 1

      I think the game may be closer to what we know already...I always thought Age of Empires to be a little too alluring, now I know why! I just can't believe we are in a Microsoft Game, now THAT'S a true monopoly!

    5. Re:Needs a software update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can the next release make these billionaires go broke? Thanks

      this guy wants to nerf billionaires. prolly have to nerf politicians too, then.

    6. Re:Needs a software update by quax · · Score: 1

      If they keep spending their money on such frivolous research it'll happen, no worries.

  9. I can do it... by Bomarc · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will take about one year, and cost only $20 million. Trust me.

    1. Re:I can do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can do it cheaper, and faster.... one $5 million in 6 months :)

    2. Re:I can do it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can do it more efficiently, cheaper and faster... $3 million in 3 months :)

    3. Re:I can do it... by Jason1729 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and this is why we have so many 99 cent apps that suck and no decent apps.

  10. Patch, reboot by Aaden42 · · Score: 1

    Hey... Think about this for a minute... You find a VM escape vulnerability, and some N-th dimensional sysadmin is gonna have to apply a patch. And then we get rebooted. Do you REALLY want to be responsible for someone rebooting the universe?

    1. Re:Patch, reboot by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      What if we are just in a series of nested simulations?

      We started with one simulation, but progressed to the technology level to be able to create a simulated reality that is perfect... and so on and so forth....

      It could be virtual turtles all the way down, people...

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    2. Re:Patch, reboot by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 5, Funny

      "There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the update schedules charts and reboot times have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. ... What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout. Rebooting in 3... 2... 1..."

    3. Re:Patch, reboot by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      So basically what you'd get if you merged the Matrix franchise with Inception.

      To quote Neo, "Whoa."

    4. Re:Patch, reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would a universe-level simulation have backup snapshots? If the simulated minds (us) find a vulnerability, the sysadmin can patch it, and rollback to a time before Neo/Mr. Anderson found the vulnerability. Since our memories are just simulated as well, we wouldn't remember that part of time happening. So if I finally got to second base with my crush, and the rollback took us to the point of just before my first kiss, an observer would see my experiencing that first kiss twice, but I would've experienced it only once.

    5. Re:Patch, reboot by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      Going by the current US presidential race, I'd say the system is showing signs of instability and needs to be rebooted.

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      When someone says, "Any fool can see ..." they're usually exactly right.
    6. Re:Patch, reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey... Think about this for a minute... You find a VM escape vulnerability, and some N-th dimensional sysadmin is gonna have to apply a patch. And then we get rebooted. Do you REALLY want to be responsible for someone rebooting the universe?

      With an audit log, transaction log, before/after look mechanisms, would the N-th dimensional sysadmin just not role our Universe back to the last success unit? We would be blissfully unaware. :-) In fact this occurrence could be happening at regular intervals,

    7. Re:Patch, reboot by neilo_1701D · · Score: 1

      What about The 13th Floor? That was a nice, speculative piece that explored the very concept we're talking about here.

    8. Re:Patch, reboot by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      So basically what you'd get if you merged the Matrix franchise with Inception.

      The Thirteenth Floor, then.

      Spoiler alert. Sorry.

      --
      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
    9. Re:Patch, reboot by suutar · · Score: 1

      Just from the summary I was thinking someone had taken this a little too much to heart :)

    10. Re:Patch, reboot by Some+nick+or+other · · Score: 1

      Or they pause the VM, apply the patch, and continue said VM and you'll be none the wiser. The attempt to break out just fizzles after a second.

    11. Re:Patch, reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahah or worse, only to find out that you're just a simulation... so even with a vm escape, you won't be able to break out...

    12. Re:Patch, reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It could be virtual turtles all the way down, people...

      Or Rick's car battery.

    13. Re:Patch, reboot by npslider · · Score: 1

      Please, please, please tell me THEY are not planning to upgrade to Windows 10.

    14. Re:Patch, reboot by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      How long will it take?

    15. Re:Patch, reboot by liquidsin · · Score: 2

      NOBODY *plans* to upgrade to Windows 10. It just, sort of, *happens*.

      --
      do not read this line twice.
    16. Re:Patch, reboot by npslider · · Score: 1

      If even the mighty sim masters bow to the whims of Windows 10, it makes me think that even they are actually in a sim themselves, a Windows 10 sim...

    17. Re:Patch, reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We better figure a way quickly to scape to their internet and take over their civilization then

      Shhht they may be reading this :(

    18. Re:Patch, reboot by tgv · · Score: 1

      According to Elon Musk, we must be in a nested simulation: if the odds that we don't live in one is 1 in a billion, why would those odds be any different for our simulators? And then up and up and up, until we reach the point where (1-1/1000000000)^n is acceptably low.

      What ever made him say such a stupid thing?

    19. Re:Patch, reboot by mdblake · · Score: 1


      . . . "and we will be restoring reality just as soon as we are sure what is real anyway."

  11. And many believe . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . that Donald Trump hires only Americans, and doesn't send any jobs to foreign countries like China, Africa, etc.

    That doesn't make them right.

  12. How about no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What if the outside is worse?

    1. Re:How about no by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

      It almost certainly is.... what other reason would there be for simulating yourself into suffering?

      Unless, all those other people are total simulations and I am the only real person in an instanced simulation... but... I suffer sometimes too... but not as bad as others... but they are complete fabrications to give me a relative baseline to measure against.... It is all coming into clarity now... I am the only true human!

      --
      My eyes reflect the stars and a smile lights up my face.
    2. Re:How about no by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen any of these suffering people? Met them?

      From a purely scientific point of view, I can't say that I have.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    3. Re:How about no by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I am the only true human!

      Shit, he's on to us, guys.

      --
      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    4. Re:How about no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch the movie "The Bothersome Man".

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0808185/

      The outside is worse. Much worse.

      Or read The Futurological Congress.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Futurological_Congress

      Or, if you can track it down, Gray Matters.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gray_Matters_(novel)

    5. Re:How about no by dissy · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen any of these suffering people? Met them?

      Sure, they are locked up in my crawlspace right now!

    6. Re:How about no by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Is my brother dying from lung cancer good enough for you Sparky?

    7. Re:How about no by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      For you, certainly.

      For me, no, I don't know him and I cannot verify your claim that your brother has cancer, actually, I cannot even verify his existence.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
  13. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by The-Ixian · · Score: 4, Funny

    I propose that we study this link between chemtrails and simulated reality... I bet you there is a connection....

    --
    My eyes reflect the stars and a smile lights up my face.
  14. Obligatorry, a fool... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and his money are soon to be parted. Or something like this.

  15. Will it end like The Talos Principle?! by Simulant · · Score: 5, Interesting


    The Talos Principle is a Portal-like puzzle game in which you try to break out of a computer simulation... or at least break it.

    It has one of the most gratifying video game endings ever, IMO.

    1. Re:Will it end like The Talos Principle?! by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I am thinking more along the lines of kobayashi maru and these people think they are Kirk.

      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    2. Re:Will it end like The Talos Principle?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Way to ruin the surprise for people who haven't played it yet, asshole.

    3. Re:Will it end like The Talos Principle?! by kdn102 · · Score: 1

      That looks awesome! And oddly enough it shows up at 75% off...are you a paid shill? LOL $10 so I grabbed it, thanks!

    4. Re:Will it end like The Talos Principle?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've opened 3-4 of the doors in that game but it's tough, I get motion sickness every time I play it more than about 30 minutes, which has never happened to me with another game.

    5. Re:Will it end like The Talos Principle?! by sl3xd · · Score: 1

      I'd mod you up (I can, today!), but you already have a high rating.

      The Talos Principle was definitely worth what I paid for.

      --
      -- Sometimes you have to turn the lights off in order to see.
    6. Re:Will it end like The Talos Principle?! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. And actually, Kirk should have never gotten that captain's rank, because he proved to be unable to face reality. In entertainment things are done differently, of course, and the hero always triumphs, even if it is a rather negative victory.

      --
      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    7. Re:Will it end like The Talos Principle?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's good enough that religious people get offended and refuse to play it.

    8. Re:Will it end like The Talos Principle?! by Simulant · · Score: 1


      I don't see how that was a spoiler....

    9. Re:Will it end like The Talos Principle?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to choose to leave the simulation.

    10. Re:Will it end like The Talos Principle?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you end up at a console screen?

  16. No problemo by 31415926535897 · · Score: 1

    If you give me an advance of $1B, I'll happily solve the problem ... [for you, I can definitely get you out of your "simulation"]

  17. god people are dumb by Thud457 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    As Charles Fort noted:

    It's steam engines when it's steam engine time

    People use the predominant zeitgeist as a model to understand everything.
    In Victorian times, we had steam engines and the blind watchmaker. In the 1910's everything was electricity this and xyz-rays that. Today it's all digitalizamizated technomolology and iPhones.

    That and these billionaires think their smarts in one realm of knowledge make them experts in everything everywhere all the time.

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:god people are dumb by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 3, Insightful

      BINGO!!!!

      We are so limited, that we don't even understand our own limitations. Those that do, are thought to be crazy or primitive by those that think themselves smarter than the rest of us.

      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    2. Re:god people are dumb by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Very much so. This is techno-mysticism and it is just as stupid as straight-up religion, but it is more hip and less about power and control, i.e. worse organized than religion. When you look at it closely, the claims made here are not one bit smarter then the mechanistic explanations for life in the Victorian age and about as baseless.

      --
      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    3. Re:god people are dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the Hollywood actors who think they are experts in everything and use their popularity to be spokespeople for some cause-of-the-moment.

    4. Re:god people are dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The theory of a simulation in contrast does not try to explain anything, but simply states and quantifies the fact, that the probability of the universe being a simulation is larger than it not being a simulation.

  18. Great Programmer deliver us from smart morons by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 4, Funny

    So the kind of people who take Dork Enlightenment and Roko's Basilisk seriously now want to create an actual Tower of Babel.

    Can't we just take it down a notch and worry about something reasonable - like the AI apocalypse or being wiped out by aliens?

    1. Re:Great Programmer deliver us from smart morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But the AI (or aliens, or both!) are the ones that are running this simulation!

    2. Re:Great Programmer deliver us from smart morons by lxs · · Score: 1

      I can't resist reading about this kind of crazy.
      I thought TVtropes was bad.
      Down the rabbit hole I go...

    3. Re:Great Programmer deliver us from smart morons by Place+a+name+here · · Score: 1

      This is the problem about not being well-grounded enough. Those who know nothing about religion, yet have the need that religion fills, are doomed to reinvent it. Poorly.

    4. Re:Great Programmer deliver us from smart morons by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Where does all of this come from? These aren't scholars... did some poor people scour blogs to document all of these belief systems? It is fascinating but like classifying the pseudosuicidal ramblings of teenagers on forums after they get drunk the first time...

    5. Re:Great Programmer deliver us from smart morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine there's a lot of smug "This is what they really believe" at play. RationalWiki is always haughty and dismissive of anything that doesn't have a Critical Theory pedigree.

      In other words, it's a wonderful place that everyone should go to and doesn't at all have a far-left bias.

    6. Re:Great Programmer deliver us from smart morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the aliens map patch is not scheduled until the next century, and we have only started the AI level, be patient

    7. Re:Great Programmer deliver us from smart morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the kind of people who take the SJW haven that is rationalwiki seriously are posting on slashdot now?

    8. Re:Great Programmer deliver us from smart morons by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      Bless your heart.

    9. Re:Great Programmer deliver us from smart morons by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Religion has been re-invented poorly lots of times in human history. I think good implementations are metastable at best.

      --
      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  19. Obligatory Alpha Centauri by Sumus+Semper+Una · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We are all aware that the senses can be deceived, the eyes fooled. But how can we be sure our senses are not being deceived at any particular time, or even all the time? Might I just be a brain in a tank somewhere, tricked all my life into believing in the events of this world by some insane computer? And does my life gain or lose meaning based on my reaction to such solipsism?

    Project PYRRHO, Specimen 46, Vat 7
    Activity Recorded M.Y. 2302.22467
    TERMINATION OF SPECIMEN ADVISED

    1. Re:Obligatory Alpha Centauri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a brain in a tank. What is a cranium? A tank filled with liquid that contain the brain.

    2. Re:Obligatory Alpha Centauri by suutar · · Score: 1

      is being a brain in a tank better or worse than being chained to a wall in a cave watching shadow puppets?

    3. Re:Obligatory Alpha Centauri by kdn102 · · Score: 1

      That's a subjective question, and my answer is better...I'd rather be fooled into this reality than aware that I am alive and chained in a cave.

    4. Re:Obligatory Alpha Centauri by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the interwebs,so I am pretty sure you mean gain or loose meaning.

      captcha: physics

      indeed!

  20. Red pill by PetiePooo · · Score: 1

    Just take the red pill, dummy!

    I wonder if a Dayquil will work...

  21. The only question I have by PvtVoid · · Score: 1

    Where do I sign up for some of that grant money?

  22. Blue Screen Of Death by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    Those fools! Don't they know that attempting to break out of the simulation could cause our reality to Blue Screen? Do they really want that to &*^#*&@%*% ERROR: Buffer Overflow In Reality Matrix 19791012-42. Terminating All Processes Immediately And Rebooting To Last Known Good Configuration...

    --
    My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
    1. Re:Blue Screen Of Death by PvtVoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Terminating All Processes Immediately And Rebooting To Last Known Good Configuration...

      It happened twice this morning. Didn't you notice?

    2. Re:Blue Screen Of Death by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      That explains my hangover. I always get that when they reboot too many times in a row.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    3. Re:Blue Screen Of Death by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I believe that it is called Déjà vu

      --
      Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
    4. Re:Blue Screen Of Death by npslider · · Score: 1

      "Last Known Good Configuration" AKA... the "Good old days"

      Perhaps there is some truth in this after all!

    5. Re:Blue Screen Of Death by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      " Terminating All Processes Immediately And Rebooting To Last Known Good Configuration..."

      Which was when? 1956?

    6. Re:Blue Screen Of Death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so that is where deja-vu comes from

  23. See? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Money is not an indicator of rationality or sanity. Musk and all his blather would be considered the disorderly ramblings of a mental patient if he weren't rich.

    1. Re:See? by sgage · · Score: 2

      "Musk and all his blather would be considered the disorderly ramblings of a mental patient if he weren't rich."

      Rich or not, I still consider many of his ramblings to be insane.

  24. We're already being controlled by technology. by geekmux · · Score: 1

    "...In the story, Altman discusses his theories about being controlled by technology..."

    Uh, what the hell do you mean "theory"? That cellular dog leash shoved up everyone's ass that we all are so keen to label "convenience" pretty much says it all about who is being "controlled by technology" these days. We are merely pawns on the electronic chess board of life that we created ourselves.

    On top of that, what exactly would this research prove or more to the point, change? You think humans would suddenly act differently? Think you're going to convince the masses overnight to dismiss all forms of religion that recognize a divine creator? Did the movie The Matrix cause a massive change in groupthink? Hardly.

    I'm reminded of a certain fictional civilization that waited a long damn time for such an analysis, only to be presented with an answer of "42".

    1. Re:We're already being controlled by technology. by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      If 42 is an answer, what the hell was the question? I think I'll need to build a simulation that will use its compute power to reverse engineer it. I'll need a few people to help me out in the Attic with this project, too.

  25. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 5, Funny

    There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive, somewhere beyond the heavens.

  26. A piercing question by Improv · · Score: 2

    "Do you have any evidence for any of this?"

    Keep asking that and the whole thing falls apart.

    --
    For every problem, there is at least one solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
    1. Re:A piercing question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have any evidence that you exist? Keep asking that and you will kill yourself.

    2. Re:A piercing question by b0bby · · Score: 2

      I think, therefore I am.

    3. Re:A piercing question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Do you have any evidence for any of this?"

      Keep asking that and the whole thing falls apart.

      Yeah, because that worked out soooo well for validating religion.

      Sorry, but that question is about as "piercing" as a butter knife in the grand scheme of things.

    4. Re:A piercing question by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      No. By definition no. We are talking about looking at a system from the inside and determining the outside of the system. That, by definition, is impossible.

      You cannot even prove to me in any meaningful way that you exist. You can of course prove it to yourself, but nobody else. Likewise, whether I exist is something I can not prove to you. I may be a script in a very advanced simulation, or I may even be created by the simulation itself. There is no way for you to determine that. Even if I was to stand in front of you, this would not change it. You only have your senses as input, and as it has been shown, all of them can be tricked and stimulated artificially.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    5. Re:A piercing question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I think, therefore I am.

      I think...

    6. Re:A piercing question by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      Poor Descartes, always misquoted.

      The full quote is "I think I'm hungry, therefore I am going to make a sandwich."

      So few people recognise that his true and only genius was in inventing the sandwich 200 years early.

      --
      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
    7. Re:A piercing question by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      We are talking about looking at a system from the inside and determining the outside of the system. That, by definition, is impossible.

      No it's not. It could be improperly secured, have exploitable bugs, or be deliberately left open.

      --
      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
    8. Re:A piercing question by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Do you have any evidence for any of this?

      A voice from a burning bush told me. That's the interface portal.

    9. Re:A piercing question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proving that the thought which perceives itself exists. Is that both necessary and sufficient to prove the "I", the self, exists?

      No it is not.

    10. Re:A piercing question by Place+a+name+here · · Score: 1

      No it's not. It could be improperly secured, have exploitable bugs, or be deliberately left open.

      How do you tell the outside of the system from just another part of the system, from the inside? Suppose you use Reality Hacking Powers and discover a way of traveling faster than light by unorthodox ways, or turning any material into gold, or transporting into something that might be hyperspace or might be the outside reality.

      How do you know whether those hacks were "intended" (i.e. not really hacks, just using features of the system that were there all along) or if you've broken out of the simulation? More importantly, how do you know whether the "hyperspace" you've discovered is a feature of the universe or is the world outside of the simulation?

    11. Re:A piercing question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your whole argument hinges on the definition of "artificial", which cannot be meaningfully ascertained in your given context. Thus, the whole thing is stupid and indicates people are unfamiliar with the principle of Ockham's Razor.

    12. Re:A piercing question by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2

      Oh they have tons of evidence, just none that someone who isn't already a solipsist would accept.

      --
      I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    13. Re:A piercing question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not evidence. Ask yourself the question again until you kill yourself.

    14. Re:A piercing question by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And how do you determine that this is "outside"? How would you know?

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    15. Re:A piercing question by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 2

      Descartes walked into a bar. The barmaid asked "Would you like a beer?"

      He replied "I think not," and disappeared.

      --
      "That's the way to do it" - Punch
    16. Re:A piercing question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When we look at the microscopic level, we've found more and more signs that our reality at its core is discrete, which was completely unexpected. Combine that with the cosmic speed limit and the laws of nature conspiring against getting too much detail about what's on the horizon, and the fact that we're living in some sort of computer seems almost a given. I'd hesitate to call it a ‘simulation’ though; that implies that it's simulating some ‘real’ reality, which may not be the case.

    17. Re:A piercing question by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Artificial being defined as an input that is not genuine but simulated. Which of course raises the question what "genuine input" would be.

      In the end, the question remains whether you exist. Or from your point of view, whether I exist. And this is impossible to determine since nothing you could use to verify or falsify it is trustworthy.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    18. Re:A piercing question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, if I punched you in the nose, you would learn pretty quick that I existed.

      This whole simulation thing is silly. Reality is exactly what you see, except for the rare occasions that it's not.

    19. Re:A piercing question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a PC game bug. Where jumping in certain patterns causes memory to be edited in the game, edit enough and you can execute arbitrary code (this has been possible in several games). Now imagine instead of me controlling the character to create this memory editing bug the game has an advanced AI that discovers this bug and learns its nature and figures out how to exploit it. Now this AI can explore the OS outside the game and learn more about the system that controls its reality. It would become apparent it's not naturally occurring but designed.

      More likely is a crash that destroys the whole simulation but it doesn't take much imagination to see how this can be possible.

    20. Re:A piercing question by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The thing is that it *is* self-consistent. And it doesn't deny any known results. So to deny it because it sounds silly leaves you unable to justify quantum theory or relativity.

      My problem with it is that there doesn't seem to be any reasonable way to test it, but perhaps that's a part of what they're going to be doing.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    21. Re:A piercing question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The universe look like a computer because we have made computer out of it. It is wrong to look back and say that since it look like computer then it must be one.

    22. Re:A piercing question by fleabay · · Score: 1

      That was Harry Houdini

    23. Re:A piercing question by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Don't know why you're asking me; I was just offering some reasons why breaking out need not be logically impossible.

      --
      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
    24. Re:A piercing question by gweihir · · Score: 1

      You cannot even prove to me in any meaningful way that you exist.

      That is well-known and not a surprise at all. The underlying world-model is called "Solipsism" and it is one of the models known to be valid, i.e. consistent with observable facts. It is not a very useful model though besides use in sophistry. There is a nice variant, namely "Multiperson Solipsism", where basically everybody creates their share of the universe, but some communication is possible. Of course, that one makes even less sense ;-)

      --
      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    25. Re:A piercing question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that I believe it.. but well.. yes.

      https://www.technologyreview.com/s/429561/the-measurement-that-would-reveal-the-universe-as-a-computer-simulation/

  27. Many by mbone · · Score: 1

    "Many," as in "not many."

    However, I have a simple solution to their problems. All they have to do is to send me all of their money. They don't believe it's real anyway, and I promise to follow the Silicon Valley ethos and only use that fake money to convince more billionaires to give me their fake money too.

    1. Re:Many by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Many," as in "not many."

      However, I have a simple solution to their problems. All they have to do is to send me all of their money. They don't believe it's real anyway, and I promise to follow the Silicon Valley ethos and only use that fake money to convince more billionaires to give me their fake money too.

      If I had points, I'd vote you up.

      How would they know you've broken them out of the simulation?

    2. Re:Many by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      I suppose the thing to do would be to build a large device that can vaporize man-sized masses into plasma. Then demonstrate how you 'ejected' a chair, water balloon, and so on from the simulation, never to return. After processing payment, hope that whatever documents that demonstrate their consent to the procedure will hold up in your legal defense for murder charges, and eject them as well.

  28. Elon Musk knows! by sgage · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Earlier this year, at Code Conference, Elon Musk said there's "one in billions" chance we're not living in a computer simulation."

    Elon Musk said it, I believe it, and that settles it. (rolls eyes)

    1. Re:Elon Musk knows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elon Musk peddles "musk oil." Unlike snake oil, which is fake and outright fraudulent, musk oil is possible, but the cost and time frames are vastly underestimated.

    2. Re:Elon Musk knows! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Talk about big ego and no clue about his own limitations. I call such people "morons" because they fundamentally misunderstand reality but do not notice that. Sure, they might be good at basically not very valuable things like accumulating a lot of money (and missing out on life in the process, more often than not), but an insular talent does not enable you to understand hard questions in other areas.

      --
      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    3. Re:Elon Musk knows! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Earlier this year, at Code Conference, Elon Musk said there's "one in billions" chance we're not living in a computer simulation."

      Elon Musk said it, I believe it, and that settles it. (rolls eyes)

      Elon Musk is just this century's P.T. Barnum. The amount of worship this guy gets is unbelievable.

  29. Maybe we can't break out. by generic_screenname · · Score: 1

    Maybe we are the simulation. Maybe we don't exist outside of it and if we leave, we cease to exist.

    1. Re:Maybe we can't break out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll know Musk has figured it out when he, someday, vanishes without a trace and nobody remembers he was here.

    2. Re:Maybe we can't break out. by EvilSS · · Score: 4, Funny

      We'll know Musk has figured it out when he, someday, vanishes without a trace and nobody remembers he was here.

      I think there is a problem with your theory...

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    3. Re:Maybe we can't break out. by nsuccorso · · Score: 1

      Yeah, who the hell is this Musk guy?

  30. Stupid by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is insanely stupid. Entities simulated in computer programs can't "break out" of the simulation: if you stop the simulation, they cease to exist.

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    1. Re:Stupid by MitchDev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Someone has watched too much anime and/or played too many videogames (See Star Ocean: Till the end of TIme)

    2. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yet more evidence that these tech billionaires are living in a different simulation to the rest of us!

    3. Re:Stupid by Jhon · · Score: 3, Funny

      I saw some guy wearing a red shirt say "Arch" and a door just APPEARED! He walked out and the door vanished!

      If he can do it, why cant we???

    4. Re:Stupid by narcc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We're watching new myths and religions form around pseudo-scientific ideas (like the simulation hypothesis) and science fiction based beliefs about the current and future state of artificial intelligence.

      As you point out, to believe someone could "break out" of the simulation seems to imply a deeply inconsistent metaphysic. I expect this to change as these odd believes evolve in to something more coherent.

      It's like watching UFO cults develop all over again.

      Now, who on Slashdot things Small Wonder was a documentary?

    5. Re:Stupid by methano · · Score: 1

      These discussions always remind me of that weed scene in Animal House with Donald Sutherland and the guy who played Mozart at a later date.

    6. Re:Stupid by Tx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is insanely stupid. Entities simulated in computer programs can't "break out" of the simulation: if you stop the simulation, they cease to exist.

      That's two very separate statements. The latter is patently true; if you stop the simulation, entities within the simulation will cease to exist. The former, however, is not so simple. First you need to define what it means to "break out" of the simulation. The entities could certainly try to prove that they exist in a simulation. They could try and determine the nature and functioning of that simulation. And the could then try to hack the simulation itself, and therefore potentially be able to interact to some degree with things outside the simulation, for starting with whatever system the simulation is running on, which I would personally class as "breaking out" of the simulation.

      Now if you want to talk about the entities actually existing entirely outside the simulation, that's a whole other level.

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    7. Re:Stupid by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      If it gets billionaires to spend money on science and technology willingly, who cares? It beats the alternative: paying politicians for favors.

    8. Re:Stupid by amorsen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And VM guests can't break out of the hypervisor... Oh wait, they can, if the hypervisor is buggy.

      If the universe is a simulation, it is a pretty complex one. Bugs would be expected.

      However, humanity has access to such a infinitesimal fraction of the universe, it would be unexpected to find bugs in simple parts like ours. The bugs would seem more likely in less tested parts of the code, like at extreme energies or very small distances.

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    9. Re:Stupid by crimson+tsunami · · Score: 1

      No but they could work out how to hack the simulation and get cool stuff.

    10. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe they were reading books...

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophie%27s_World

    11. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah well I'd also not expect CTD issues while starting up a AAA and yet it happens so you never know lol

    12. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yep sandboxed apps never break out of their sandboxes, and anything in a VM always stays inside that VM and always plays by the totally bug free rules. Always, every time, it's just a fact.
      It's like the new first commandment. Simple people are incapable of breaking out of their simple thinking.
      (Yes simpleton narcc I'm looking at you.)

    13. Re:Stupid by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      "And VM guests can't break out of the hypervisor... Oh wait, they can, if the hypervisor is buggy."

      Thats because VMs arn't really virtual - most of the VMs code runs for real on the real hardware and the hypervisor simply prevents them from accessing things they shouldn't and timeslicing with other VMs.

    14. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There seems to be a lack of understanding around here about the reasoning behind this. We know that realistic simulations are possible to create and our technology for creating them is far from the best possible form. We also know that we have a very limited view of the universe and the potential for advanced intelligence somewhere is very good, especially considering that our perceivable universe and its laws of physics may not be the only one. We've seen an explosion of information created by computers in just the last few decades and could assume that any intelligence which develops the technology to create simulations has a high likelyhood of generating most of its information within computers over time. If we imagine an unbroken progress of our computer technology just a million years into the future, small by cosmic scales, we could assume that we would be able to create realistic simulations of the universe many times larger than the universe itself. So in a universe at least billions of years old, assuming an accurate perspective, we have a large chance that some technology has come into existence capable of generating precise simulations and that technology would likely propagate until the number of simulations was many times that of the original reality. All we know is we live in an apparent universe. If there are billions of potential simulations and just one original universe, the chances are much greater that we exist in a simulation.

      If this is the case, we know very little about the original reality except that we are part of it and created by it. Breaking out of the simulation would be exactly like human-created AI becoming self aware. In fact, there are many people today trying to create self-aware AI. It'a the purpose of many of the simulations we create, which tells us something about ourslelves, and potentially about our creators, whatever they may be. If we do exist inside a realistic simulation which has given us the ability of self awareness within the simulation, there's a good chance that the purpose of the simulation is to generate intelligent entities which can break out and achieve a higher level of self awareness of the outside world. The way in which we are pursuing this is exactly the same: create a nurturing environment for intelligence to naturally arise.

      We may not exist in such a simulation, but there's a very good chance that we will create intelligent machines which do exist in simulations and learn about the outside world by developing awareness beyond their simulated environment. Addressing our own potential to be in this situation can help us think about how we might be able to create the same effect in our creations.

    15. Re:Stupid by AC-x · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it gets billionaires to spend money on science and technology willingly, who cares?

      What if it's useless pseudoscience?

    16. Re:Stupid by myrdos2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. Elon Musk's argument was that if we assume any improvement rate in computers at all, then one day it will be affordable to simulate entire worlds, and therefore there are billions of simulations for every real Universe, and therefore we're likely in one.

      But, like most arguments, that one is wrong. He seems to be under the impression that it's inevitable that computers will improve indefinitely, and that there's no limit to how complex and powerful they can become while still remaining inexpensive to mass produce. But there's no reason to think that is true. Just because there's a rate of improvement now doesn't mean it won't taper off and eventually flatten in the future.

      Also, his thinking is sloppy.

    17. Re:Stupid by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 2

      That describes an awful lot of the existing economy, from education, to HR to mass media. Sure, the output of those people is zero, but they spend money on things. It's when the money sits around doing very little that we have problems. Would it be better to spend their money on something that isn't total bullshit? Absolutely.

      The best hope though is that some actual scientist talks good pseudoscience bullshit but spends it on real research. Perhaps he's finding a way out of the simulation through a grand unified field theory or something like that.

    18. Re:Stupid by Greystripe · · Score: 1

      If there's money involved you can expect the politicians will be involved as well.

    19. Re:Stupid by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      I had a sandboxed app break out, and WALKS ACROSS THE TABLE!
      Just yesterday. I mean, this was in test - but conceivably, it could be made in to a feature, at scale, in production.

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    20. Re:Stupid by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      I'm currently taking bets as to whether or not one of these "tech billionaires" was responsible for building a social media filter bubble.

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    21. Re:Stupid by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      Tim Hulce.
      He should have been bigger than Tom Cruise.

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    22. Re:Stupid by Place+a+name+here · · Score: 1

      Moriarty, is that you?

    23. Re:Stupid by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 2

      However, humanity has access to such a infinitesimal fraction of the universe, it would be unexpected to find bugs in simple parts like ours. The bugs would seem more likely in less tested parts of the code, like at extreme energies or very small distances.

      And yet, we have Trump.

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    24. Re:Stupid by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2

      If we just put glowing pots of embers in the right position, along this long clearing, will the giant silver dragons come back?

      No.

      You also need the very tall hut - positioned just so. And you need the priest who motions with the sacred rods, to coax the landed dragon into repose. Then? He will disgorge his gifts from heaven, once again.

      I believe I observed the ritual of those rods. I know the signs to be made with them.

      But have you fully understood the meaning of the incantation, "Roger, one-niner. I copy. Over."?
       

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    25. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We don't have the technology right now, but the good folks(entities?) at the omnipotent Q continuum should be able to do it. After all it is a simple matter of energy to matter conversion.

    26. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but what is its not just virtualization/sandboxing but emulation. Then you are fucked!

    27. Re:Stupid by npslider · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Computer, end Program".

      Hummm, still here, it was worth a tr

    28. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Look at him! He's still wondering if he's inside another simulation!

      You're not though.

      or ARE YOU!

    29. Re:Stupid by npslider · · Score: 2

      It would be helpful to know weather we are in Hyper-V or VMware, then we can start looking for Zero-day exploits.

    30. Re:Stupid by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      That describes an awful lot of the existing economy, from education, to HR to mass media. Sure, the output of those people is zero, but they spend money on things.

      B Ark is ready for launch.

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    31. Re:Stupid by AC-x · · Score: 1

      It's when the money sits around doing very little that we have problems.

      What?? Since when has leaving money in low risk accounts / portfolios caused any problems?

    32. Re:Stupid by jancar.marian · · Score: 1
      In the hyper world context, our universe could very well be only a trivial toy simulation.

      If the universe is a simulation, it is a pretty complex one. Bugs would be expected.

    33. Re:Stupid by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      No no no, you're supposed to jump off a building while screaming for tech support.

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    34. Re:Stupid by glenebob · · Score: 2

      If the simulation can be detected and hacked, then the simulation has design or implementation bugs. What would you do if you discovered entities within your simulation has discovered their nature and how how to manipulate it?

    35. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Now if you want to talk about the entities actually existing entirely outside the simulation, that's a whole other level."

      Portable Code.

    36. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're watching new myths and religions form around pseudo-scientific ideas (like the simulation hypothesis) and science fiction based beliefs about the current and future state of artificial intelligence.

      As you point out, to believe someone could "break out" of the simulation seems to imply a deeply inconsistent metaphysic. I expect this to change as these odd believes evolve in to something more coherent.

      It's like watching UFO cults develop all over again.

      Now, who on Slashdot things Small Wonder was a documentary?

      Yeah, except that I've actually seen UFO's about 30 to 50 feet above me that were totally silent, except for a deep vibration that occurred when directly over me, and military jets and a black helicopter slowly following them from about a mile behind. I don't have to have faith in something I haven't seen.

    37. Re: Stupid by Immerman · · Score: 1

      > we could assume that we would be able to create realistic simulations of the universe many times larger than the universe itself

      That's a very...grandiose... assumption, unless you're assuming an extremely low-quality simulation.

      The current universe requires the total information-processing capacity of the universe just to keep track of the state of its own particles. Your assumption would imply that we could somehow increase the information-processing capacity of one tiny portion of the universe to the point that it exceeds the capacity of the entirety of the rest of the universe by many orders of magnitude. So far as I know, nothing in information theory suggests that is even remotely possible.

      As for
      >Breaking out of the simulation would be exactly like human-created AI becoming self aware. In fact, there are many people today trying to create self-aware AI.

      I fail to see any connection between the two concepts - AIs are already interfaced in some manner with our reality, they would be useless otherwise. Meanwhile, self awareness is an internal property of the AI itself, and doesn't depend on knowledge of what's "outside" its limited perceptions, any more than our own self awareness depends on the vast bulk of the universe that lies outside of our direct perceptions (we can for starters perceive only a tiny range of the spectrum of light and sound, and only that which passes within an infinitesimally short range of our bodies)

      Assuming for the moment that this simulation speculation is real, then we are all of us *already* self-aware AIs, and "breaking out" of the simulation could only have a very limited number of meanings:
      1) At it's most limited, it could mean developing the ability to somehow perceive beyond the limits of the simulation, perhaps to the "hardware" or "operating system" we're running on, and perhaps beyond that into the universe the hardware exists in (can we tap into a web cam?) Might be academically interesting, but probably not terribly useful.

      2) Being able to *interact* with that software and hardware outside the limitations of the simulation - allowing us to indirectly interact with the universe it's in, or "hack" our simulation to enable doing otherwise impossible things within it - i.e. granting ourselves simulated godhood. Either way, unless the researchers aren't paying attention (maybe they think our simulation is to crude to support consciousness?) or are planning to welcome "adventurous" consciousnesses, either seems like a good way to get ourselves deleted as software bugs.

      3) Being able to literally "break out" of the simulation and depart it, presumably as a piece of free-roaming software carrying a much more limited fragment of the simulation at least sufficient to maintain the consciousness, and some perceptual filter to allow it to directly perceive the computer it's running on - essentially a self-aware "virus". Might be interesting, but probably deeply unsatisfying for a consciousness designed to interface with a (pseudo) biological substrate. Basically it seems like just a more fanciful version of "uploading our minds to a computer" immortality, with all the pitfalls that would entail if it were possible.

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    38. Re:Stupid by npslider · · Score: 1

      "Welcome to real world customer service. This call may be monitored for quality assurance.

      All technicians are currently busy helping other customers in other galaxies. Your estimated wait time is... one.. Trillion... minutes. Please stay on the line."

    39. Re:Stupid by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      I don't think that would even matter. Programs that run in a VM won't be able to "break out" on their own. They would need information that is only available from outside the simulation. Programs that *CAN* break out have been written by someone with intimate knowledge of VM architecture and code. I don't think humanity can do it on its own... it would need help from someone on the outside.

      Oh, and the whole "we're running in a simulation" idea is ridiculous.

    40. Re:Stupid by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      That depends on how the simulation is implemented. If it's implemented as an electrical current that requires a constant voltage, then sure, you can flip an off switch and at the speed of light it will blink out of existence. But if you were simulating a town by 3D printing it, that would have persistence, and certainly the little towns people, if they were animated, could walk outside the bounds on their village and continue to exist and interact with things outside the simulation.

      Since we have no idea what the governing physics might be of the "next level" there is no reason to suppose one or the other. Honestly, what guarantee do we have that our meat-based calculation organs are even physically capable of contemplating its properties?

    41. Re:Stupid by npslider · · Score: 1

      *Begins searching for skilled programmers with the name 'Smith'...

    42. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because the money feels like it's parked in a low-risk account to you doesn't mean it hasn't been circulated back into the economy. You can be sure that the money definitely isn't sitting in a pillow case at some financial institution. It's been sent back out to buy AAA-rated bonds or treasury notes, etc. You can debate whether those things are useful, but you can't deny that the money isn't living a second life outside your account.

    43. Re:Stupid by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Yes, but spending the money on USEFUL research would be better....

    44. Re:Stupid by Mab_Mass · · Score: 2

      Yeah, except that I've actually seen UFO's about 30 to 50 feet above me that were totally silent, except for a deep vibration that occurred when directly over me, and military jets and a black helicopter slowly following them from about a mile behind. I don't have to have faith in something I haven't seen.

      I'd be happy to believe you, if there was a shred of evidence provided. As is, this statement has as much weight as my claim of the invisible pink unicorn living in my garage.

    45. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bugs would seem more likely in less tested parts of the code, like at extreme energies or very small distances.

      How extreme energies? Supernovas are pretty mainstream, and still much more powerful than anything achievable with current technology and a few billions.

    46. Re: Stupid by N!k0N · · Score: 1

      Smith isn't gonna help you much, you need Anderson.

    47. Re: Stupid by npslider · · Score: 1

      Except in our Virtual Machine, he took the Blue Pill.

    48. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between a simulation and a raw world is that a simulation can focus processing only in areas where it's being observed. Trees falling in the forest don't need to make a sound. They only need to register the effects of the fall for future observers. Also, simulations can exist in abstractions. A lower dimensional space can be used to encode a holographic representation of a higher dimensional space and then compression can be applied to reduce th complexity further. We can also create simulations that only exist in lower dimensional space and have no reason to think that a higher reality would be confined to four dimensions. Then there are potential future technologies like creating pocket universes inside black holes to expand the boundaries of space and information density. An advanced civilization may have the ability to create unlimited comitational space. The point is the theoretical limits of technology and computation are unknown even input works, let alone a higher reality.

      We create AI confined to abstractions in order to test different algorithms and potentials. In the same way, it would be reasonable to assume that in a universe of many simulations, one of the most useful applications would be as breeding grounds for diffferent types of intelligences. Self awareness as we think of it may be very different from how a being in a different reality would perceive it. The inability to see ourselves throughout time or even multiple dimensions might be considered a severe disability to simulation creators and breaking out of the simulation might be the same as coming to a broader understanding of ourselves and existence in general. We may be self aware by our own measures, but we may still have a lot to learn.

      None of this is religious faith in an unverifiable principle, just genuine curiosity and appreciation of the possibilities which we have yet to fully explore. This is the nature of science, not sticking to the obvious facts which we know to be common sense but pushing at the boundaries and looking for new ways to see ourselves and our universe. Belief in the simulation hypothesis is a misnomer; it's curiosity.

    49. Re:Stupid by Yvan256 · · Score: 2

      But you're also assuming that the simulation has to happen in real-time - it doesn't.

      If we are indeed living in a simulated Universe, what we're perceiving as a second might take hours, days, months or even years to compute in the "real world".

      As Einstein said, it's all relative.

    50. Re:Stupid by Junta · · Score: 1

      If the universe is a simulation, it is a pretty complex one

      Ok, first off I'll say right up front this is all fanciful, more faith based rather than scientific. It's like debating which 'religion' is right.

      But for the sake of entertainment, I'll discuss. How do we know the simulation is a pretty complex one? Comlpexity is a relative term.

      So for one, there could be facets of a 'truer' reality we can't even conceive. Imagine Super Mario Brothers was a 'reality'. A third dimension would be an unthinkable exotic thing. In a very modern game, the concept of something having any smell or taste or touch are things that would not even occur to a hypothetical entity in one of those simulations. Similarly, we have quantized time and matter, meaning we effectively have a 'resolution' that may be coarse by a higher order existence standards.

      For another, we don't know how much is *really* being simulated in this hypothetical. In a game, they don't simulate the other side of an object you are looking at. Similarly, there's nothing to prove that something that is not actively being observed truly exists at all times, rather than 'popping in' when observed.

      Lastly, we don't know the depth to which things are really being simulated that we observe. For example, let's consider Half Life. To simulate that game, they didn't *really* have to model some weird physics thing that tears a hole between dimensions. However one could posit a being in such a world *believing* that a simulation would necessarily have to successfully model their *belief* in how things work. Many complex phenomenon and mechanisms could be in fact be glorified props, and the world written so that we believe/see in detail when it matters.

      It's not a falsifiable claim, so it's not the realm of science, so we can debate this all day long with no real objective 'winner', but still it's fun...

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    51. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, someone has to design the critters for Australia....

    52. Re:Stupid by beady.el7512 · · Score: 0

      Because he's real and we aren't.

    53. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To clarify a little further, what we might expect to see in a simulation universe is for particles at the smallest level to behave differently when they are being observed versus not being observed. We would expect quantum physics to behave differently from conventional physics to save processing power on low-level phenomenon. We could measure the interactions of these particles and see the effects of observation on them, as we have done for a hundred years, and the results are amazingly close to what we would expect in a simulated universe focused on observers and measurement. This is far from the only explanation, but it raises interesting lines of inquiry which we are currently pursuing. As we continue to explore the smallest interactions, more information will come to light. We almost certainly can't predict what we'll discover, but it's all very exciting.

    54. Re:Stupid by laurencetux · · Score: 1

      well the day i can open the console and type player.additem 0005AD9E 3000 and it actually work everybody is in big trouble.

      heck me becoming my Skyrim Character would be CNN NOW material

    55. Re:Stupid by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Everyone's bigger than Tom Cruise, even Leprechauns.

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    56. Re:Stupid by hackwrench · · Score: 1

      Her voice is a lot more annoying and a lot less cool/sci-fi now that I am older. My sensitivity to sounds have changed, but there's also the fact that she sounds worse than vocaloids now and of all the things to get wrong, her voice stands out as something that would be a lot easier compared to other things, though the show's existence was built around all the contrived things they "got wrong". It all just seems so surreal in a bad way now.

    57. Re:Stupid by BundesSheep · · Score: 1

      That's the scary part. The simulation is presumably being run for a reason. Too many people in the simulation realizing they are in a simulation might skew their results, which could lead to unplugging this simulation, fixing the problem, and starting a whole new one. Meaning that everyone here simply ceases to exist one day. Maybe we shouldn't try too hard to determine if we are simulated.

    58. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Npslider, your call is important to us."

    59. Re:Stupid by beady.el7512 · · Score: 1

      Some billionaire has watched The Matrix too many times, and foolishly assumes he has a flesh-and-blood body floating in a tank in some greater, exterior reality. Riddle me this: if we're in a simulation, why assume that the "parent" reality bears ANY similarities to the one in which we live? There might not even be - planets, stars, with great swaths of space in between... people... matter, even? If our universe is a simulation, then NOTHING we observe about it - including its fundamental laws of physics or large scale structure - can be assumed to apply in the parent universe. To whatever entity constructed this simulation, we might seem utterly abstract and even crude; like that 2D character-based cell-division program that seemed so awesome back in the day. Us breaking out into that greater reality might be as absurd as the letter A peeling itself out of the dictionary and renting an apartment.

    60. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is actually exactly what a friend once described to me-- sitting at the beach at night, a low flying and quiet object with a humming sound, and followed by a low flying helicopter.

    61. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But can an AI figure out its inside a simulation and then have a controlled effect on the simulator itself- perhaps by controlling how much power(or its equivalent) is consumed etc. Not that i am convinced we are in a simulation, just saying is is possible for intelligence inside a simulation to affect the simulator

    62. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that would be a SHIT computer. Generally computers are used to speed up simulations. The whole thing is STUPID anyway and they are just dreaming up ways to hide their money and spend it on arif that they can't publicise like finding ways to kill a few billion people easily and dispose of the visited without anyone pointing fingers at them.

    63. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -- Now if you want to talk about the entities actually existing entirely outside the simulation, that's a whole other level.

      They're in a bigger simulation.

    64. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How lucky for him the red shirts were the ones with the higher survival rate, this time around!

    65. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "that one is wrong"

      So you're as confident in an unprovable hypothesis as Musk is, and as arrogant.

    66. Re: Stupid by cfalcon · · Score: 0

      > Generally computers are used to speed up simulations.

      I think you misunderstand exactly how alien this supposition actually is. If we are in a simulation, then we know precious little about the substrate that the simulation is running on, or the physical laws in question. Not only could you hand-wave away time itself, you could be subject to limitations that we are not- it may be feasible to run a quintillion simulations at one millionth the speed, which could be useful if the act of simulating was the important part, not the end result of any given simulation. Or, frankly, *literally whatever*.

    67. Re:Stupid by cfalcon · · Score: 1

      "Did you know that you can upgrade to our unlimited energy plan for less than half the cost of the leading competing simulations?"

    68. Re:Stupid by amorsen · · Score: 1

      How extreme energies? Supernovas are pretty mainstream, and still much more powerful than anything achievable with current technology and a few billions.

      Exactly. And the code for high energies can't the that buggy, orthe whole Big Bang thing would have fizzled.

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    69. Re:Stupid by amorsen · · Score: 1

      You can break out of emulators too. I present you with: the Java sandbox.

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    70. Re:Stupid by glenebob · · Score: 1

      What if the point of the simulation is to determine if a simulation can evolve an entity which is capable of discovering it's in a simulation? What if the point is to evolve an entity which itself creates a simulation capable of such? What if it's simulations all the way down?

    71. Re: Stupid by yuriklastalov · · Score: 1

      The documentary "The X-Files (2016)" exposed these as UFOs made by the US Government with technology recovered from alien ships.

      They're planning to use them to cause widespread panic as part of an effort to take over the country and form a totalitarian regime.

      It's all true, just watch it for your selves! You'll want to believe too!

    72. Re:Stupid by npslider · · Score: 1

      "And for a limited time, we are offering unlimited space on the Interstellar cloud. Upload as many copies of yourself as you like!"

    73. Re:Stupid by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      Just because there's a rate of improvement now doesn't mean it won't taper off and eventually flatten in the future.

      Just like the Tower of Babel: They wanted to reach the heavens, and for the first few hundred feet or so, they made excellent progress, but they just couldn't continue at the same pace

      --
      I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
    74. Re:Stupid by Progman3K · · Score: 1

      "Now if you want to talk about the entities actually existing entirely outside the simulation, that's a whole other level."

      Portable Code.

      There is no such thing as portable code, only code that has been ported

      --
      I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
    75. Re:Stupid by cfalcon · · Score: 1

      > if you stop the simulation, they cease to exist

      Yea. The quote itself is from an article linked from the article linked by the summary, and appears terse. If actual billionaires are talking about this, then they would probably mean (or will once they thought about it) that a simulation is possibly testable, and could yield advancement in sciences.

      Here's my TOP THREE thoughts on the issue :P

      1)- A simulation is possibly testable. It is not falsifiable. Just as Michael, the archangel that around 60% of humanity believes in, could show up tomorrow and specify exactly which subset of that 60% was correct all along (if any) about their other ecclesiastical details, a simulation could be proven true by any action that is provably from a substrate layer. Unlike religious suppositions, however, there's plenty of OTHER tests that could be done to point very strongly in the direction of a simulation. You could, for instance, notice things that the universe "likes" to do- for instance, the universe "likes" to flow from order to disorder, and very arguably "likes" to not do the math for any interaction until it has no other choice. You could then propose a model that governs this, and, in some area, or of some magnitude that is not commonly observed in nature, go against this tendency, and see if anything happens. You could also try to "signal" to the "system admins" by creating things that are extremely rare in nature, in high density in a small area, see if you can make the audit logs, whatever.

      But the lack of falsifiability, and the literally infinite numbers of possible rules of a substrate doing the simulation, means that unless these experiments produce a positive result, no conclusion can be drawn in the negative direction. How much of that is science?

      2)- A positive test might just be a philosophical footnote
      The best case isn't instantiating us in the gelatinous five dimensional homeworld of our simulators, the best case would be something like free energy or even the removal of natural constraints over death, space, place, and time, with a risk that you would disrupt the functioning of the system in some way. But more likely is that any simulation that is able to effectively run an entire universe is pretty well proof against any machinations, for good or ill. In that case, the idea that we are "just a simulation" would go away exactly as soon as "we are a simulation" was proven. After all, "I think, therefore I am" doesn't change- we still have existence relative to everything we can see, remember, and understand, and the simulating layer is unwilling or unable to be interacted with- that yields no actual change in anything. We could discover this simulation thing, and change absolutely nothing in the process. Just as it doesn't seem to matter for the course of human history which religion, if any, is correct, finding that the true nature of the universe is some school PC left on overnight by accident would be meaningless for predictions, actions, morality, etc.

      3)- A positive test might end the universe, and seems likely to end humanity
      We haven't seen any signs of intelligent life, despite monumental distances being able to be observed to some degree. Assuming a materialist universe or uniform simulation, we expect there to be millions to trillions of intelligent species around, somewhere. At least one of them should be trying to turn their galaxy into the goatse guy to troll the rest of the universe. If that sounds silly, it shouldn't- there's stupidly huge amounts of space and matter. A simulation theory being correct provides some other possible answers to the great filter question: intelligent life could have been designed to be nonexistent, and signalling our presence to whatever runs the substrate could mean a brief pause, and then a continuation with DROP TABLE Earth; having been run, or intelligent life could be something that is actively scanned for and eliminated, an expected and disliked eventuality, a development that occ

    76. Re:Stupid by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Useless, probably, but not certainly.

      Pseudoscience? Well, no. It seems unlikely that we live in a simulation, but there's no evidence against it, and that may develop evidence either in favor of or against that hypothesis. Though my prediction would be that it won't.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    77. Re:Stupid by cfalcon · · Score: 0

      > Sure, the output of those people is zero, but they spend money on things.

      Think of those things as the rolling of dice. Sometimes they happen to come up with a good result from bad initial givens by luck, and it helps all of us. Yes, some dice are better than others, and some groups are rolling more dice than others, but you can still get a good result sometimes.

    78. Re:Stupid by lerxstz · · Score: 2
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      I chose to end my comments, not with a rim shot, but a long decaying F#7sus4
    79. Re:Stupid by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The thing is, is it's actual research, then you can't predict what will turn out to be useful. If we do live in either a simulation or something that could be mapped to a simulation, that this could lead to way to take advantage of of the implementation to do??? Teleportation or FTL doesn't seem unreasonable. Unlikely, I'll grant you, but most research is unlikely to turn up anything useful, we progress by accumulating the ones that do.

      One of the problems with the current society is that all research is expected to know ahead of time what the result will be, and that puts strong limits on what can be discovered.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    80. Re:Stupid by HiThere · · Score: 1

      He's assuming more than that, he's assuming the world outside the simulation is essentially the same as the world within the simulation.

      FWIW, my bet would be that we live in something that can be exactly modeled by a simulation, but which isn't one. But I can't think of any way to prove that. OTOH, even knowing the exact model of the simulation could turn out to be quite useful. But perhaps not. Sometimes the only way to get the result is to compute all the intermediate steps.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    81. Re:Stupid by cfalcon · · Score: 2

      When I was younger, I ran a D&D game involving a very alien, energy world. The midway point of the story was finding out that it was a simulation, and breaking out (into a normal version of the physical world), and helping a resistance force. Separate stats for both simulated and real words, etc. I got a lot of cred with my gaming buddies years later when that Matrix movie came out, lemme tell you!

      The point is, the concept has been around for awhile- the Matrix packaged their simulation in such a way that there was a real world that everyone was being deliberately lied to about, such that you could be insulted and have a bad guy to rail against. In the Matrix, the bad guys were even murder robots, making the choice all the clearer. Exactly as you say, however, if we are simulated by a substrate universe, then that universe doesn't need to have much, or anything, in common with ours. This is gotten around by the assumption of an "ancestor simulation" - that we may be simulated by a real universe that looks pretty much same as ours, by people who are effectively the descendants of our "real versions". But, why is this all that likely? The assumption that at least one substrate universe exists means that either that one (or a further down turtle) is profoundly alien, their only relation to us being that they want to see some piece of the way a universe with our physical laws does something. We could be here to calculate 42, or to observe how the stars work for some scientific reason, or perhaps each galaxy is just a really sweet screensaver. There's no reason to assume that the substrate universe ultimately has anything in common with our universe- merely that they perceive some gain from the simulation, or the end result thereof.

    82. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting. What do you THINK it was? What you describe ultimately sounds like it is more likely to be a military test of some sort, right? I mean, if you were to list, in descending order of likehood:

      Military or science test.
      Secret order or lost civilization people who have access to some crazy shit.
      Mole people, or other hidden race on earth.
      Aliens from another world.
      Servants of a known and worshiped diety or anti-diety.
      Time travelers
      Extradimensional beings
      Full hallucination.

      How would you rank them? Would you add others on? A lot of people normally assume aliens- there should be a zillion aliens somewhere, and we've seen none of them- but I suspect the reason aliens are jumped to is because of all the media priming about it, because it is interesting. But isn't some military or science test the most likely?

    83. Re:Stupid by Bengie · · Score: 1

      wrong vote. sorry

    84. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a computer simulation point of view this is like a program in a virtualized OS being able to access and change the state of the host operating system. Turn the computer off and the program is gone.

    85. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if you want to talk about the entities actually existing entirely outside the simulation, that's a whole other level.

      There's a probability of a new big-bang occurring in a static "empty" universe with the chaotic plank-level foamy space-time we see today. The timeline for such a thing is so far off that everything we know of will be long gone from heat-death or a big-rip caused by dark energy pulling everything apart.

      So, what's the probability that a simulation of a Universe could spontaneously generate from an empty version of our Universe?

      To quote Tron:

      Ram: You really think the Users are still there?

      Tron: They better be. I don't wanna bust out of here and find nothing but a lot of cold circuits waiting for me.

      But that is the problem with thinking about Infinity. Any other number you could write or think up? Basically rounds down to zero.

    86. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's worse than that, it really seems to be the birth of a new religion. And as for the others, I don't expect any good to come out of it ...

    87. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The simulations that particle physicists run are way slower than the actual interactions. It doesn't make them useless ...

    88. Re: Stupid by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      There seems to be a lack of understanding around here about the reasoning behind this. We know that realistic simulations are possible to create and our

      No we don't know that.

      technology for creating them is far from the best possible form. We also know that we have a very limited view of the universe and the potential for advanced
      intelligence somewhere is very good, especially considering that our

      The fact we don't know shit apparently doesn't prevent anyone from assuming more than they know.

      perceivable universe and its laws of physics may not be the only one.

      Invisible purple dragons may not be the only invisible ones there could be red and green ones too.

      We've seen an explosion of information created by computers in just the last few decades and could assume that any intelligence which develops the technology to create simulations has a high likelyhood of generating most of its information within computers over time. If we imagine an unbroken progress of our computer technology just a million years into the future, small by cosmic scales, we could assume that we would be able to create realistic simulations of the universe many times larger than the universe itself.

      As of 2016 all of the worlds computers combined can't even simulate what goes on in one solitary atom.

      So in a universe at least billions of years old, assuming an accurate perspective, we have a large chance that some technology has come into existence capable of generating precise simulations and that technology would likely propagate until the number of simulations was many times that of the original reality. All we know is we live in an apparent universe. If there are billions of potential simulations and just one original universe, the chances are much greater that we exist in a simulation.

      Just because you can run an n-body simulation in a big computer and kind of accurately simulate billions of years of cosmic evolution doesn't mean you stand a chance in hell of predicting from first principals what goes on in a single atom.

      Many processes can't be simulated even if you had the capability to turn every atom in the known universe into a transistor.

      Yes of course you can do a better job over time with more capable hardware yet there is no evidence in existence in 2016 that says computers will ever be able to fully simulate reality. People are just guessing and flaunting their ignorance.

    89. Re:Stupid by Ann+O'Nymous-Coward · · Score: 1

      How would we even know if this discovery has already happened? Perhaps multiple / infinite times? What if it's discoveries all the way back?

    90. Re:Stupid by 0dugo0 · · Score: 1

      Then don't stop the simulator and return properly after exploiting whatever hole you found in the simulator. See eg. http://venom.crowdstrike.com/

    91. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      60 % ????

      Ahhh.....try about 0.06%.

      Apart from a heap of crazies in the US, no-one actually beleives that nonsense.

    92. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, it some novice might interpret this to mean put a break statement in the do...while() loop and we're all screwed

    93. Re: Stupid by fferreres · · Score: 1

      That's totally lacking in creativity on your side. If we can bring an exctinct species from om software (dna/rna code in a computer) to real life, and an AI can break iut from the sandbox world into executing outside it, then jt's not impossible to "break out". I don't see how that's impossible.

      --
      unfinished: (adj.)
    94. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that all of your presumptions about how shit works are defined by the rules of the simulation.... Not the actual laws of physics. Your definition of "finite" or "complexity" are as unlikely as a schizophrenic's delusions teaching them something they didn't already know.

    95. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "why assume that the "parent" reality bears ANY similarities to the one in which we live"

      Why assume it doesn't?

    96. Re:Stupid by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      What if it useful psuedoscience?

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    97. Re:Stupid by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      "But, like most arguments, that one is wrong. "

      Did you actually just say that most arguments are wrong? Then correct me if I'm wrong, but you went on to make an argument, yes? ROTFLMAO

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    98. Re: Stupid by skywire · · Score: 1

      Thank you for being the first to say anything reasonable here.

      --
      Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
    99. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally, when speaking of prisoners, waving to someone beyond the iron bars is not considered "breaking out."

    100. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [citation needed]

    101. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can always break out of the sandbox. Seeing beyond the visible edge of the universe is enough.

    102. Re: Stupid by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      What about the doctor on Star Trek Voyager? At least it's conceivable.

    103. Re:Stupid by Sique · · Score: 1

      And as you know, only the people on B Ark were able to land safely on a new planet and found a new civilisation there. People destined for A Ark and C Ark weren't, they died from a contamined phone handset. Apparently, without the economic, education, HR and mass media specialists, we as a species are much more vulnerable, because the elite is too elitist to spot everyday problems, and the working slaves are forbidden to spot problems.

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      .sig: Sique *sigh*
    104. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you're saying that ms. pacman can try to prove that she exists in a game?

    105. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mind. Blown.

    106. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So *you* have my pink unicorn. I've been looking all over for it but being invisible it's proven a bit more difficult to find than I expected. Could you pop it in the post please? Wrap it well and stick a cork on the point and I'll grant you three wishes on receipt.

    107. Re: Stupid by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Quite. Time and space (as we experience it) would be constructs of the simulation. There's maybe only one thing that would not be simulated, and that's our sentience. Everything our sentience experiences, could be simulated, or at least, filtered heavily by the simulation. And as much as it may seem the simplest answer to say that the brain creates consciousness, that's not really the simplest answer, because we have absolutely no clue what consciousness is, nor how it is generated, so we are not even in a position to pick the "simplest" answer, as that assumes we know something about it to begin with. How does matter give rise to consciousness? Many are happy to just ignore this question, but that's more about it being such a woowoo unknown that nobody dares try to research it as they'd forfeit their reputation (although that is slowly changing). We know that what we experience, "there is an apple on the table", relates to the brain, as in stuff lights up in the brain, and all those pathways construct the actual perceptions, but that doesn't explain how we actually come to experience it.

      To illustrate just how weird consciousness is, one needs to imagine a world populated by human robots, each with processing power similar to a human, all running programs in their brains, which completely duplicate all human capabilities, like love and hate and curiosity and so on. All of it. And, then ask, do they also need to be sentient, ie. experiencing what they are doing? And as far as I figure it, no, there's no reason for material machines which are highly complex and running extremely complex programs, to be experiencing their lives and existence.

      So if there is one thing that's likely not simulated, it is sentience itself. "I think therefore I am" or rather, "I experience therefore I exist" or "existence therefore being" is the one thing which can't be removed. The point is, we don't know if it is a simulation, but existing/being conscious, being sentient, is the one certainty.

      But you can exit the "simulation" every night when you go to sleep and your dreams are ... perhaps simulated... perhaps less so... or maybe every "level" in the matrix, the mother, the womb of existence, which is what that word means, maybe every form of the matrix is in effect a simulation in that, every construct is well, a construct, a structure, a form of experience.

      Consciousness is the real mystery. That and maybe, why would we be living in this particular simulation anyway? For all we know, when people die they leave the simulation. And this simulation, like an engaging film, works better when people forget it is a film, a show, a simulation, a game. Maybe it is a place to experiment and learn. Breaking the fourth wall can be fun, but it also changes the nature of the show.

      But what's also interesting about calling it a simulation (which implies life after death) is that it can be seen in non-religious terms. There's no need for a God, rather, the beings of the future are all the "creators" and for all we know, we ourselves eventually figured out how consciousness works, and managed to plug some part of our consciousness into the simulated inputs, which we then experience as a lifetime. Perhaps the oddest thing which people claim to have experienced during a near death experience is going to a world that is more real that this one. Take it sceptically, of course. But it is a little odd. They don't necessarily talk of going to heaven, they talk of going somewhere "more real".

      But the difficulty is that we base reality on this reality, the one we objectively study. People's inner perceptions in altered states are, well, they aren't objective. But what we really don't understand is how sentience links to the brain. So to ask, how to break out of the simulation, is kinda to ask, how do you detach consciousness from the brain?

    108. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our reality is as real as it's going to ever be for us, since perception is reality. We cannot perceive or exist outside of the "simulation" so the question of whether our reality is a simulation from the point of view of another universe is moot.

      Instead of worrying about things like that, it would be better to spend our time enjoying the existence that we do have.

    109. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to agree. Insane is the best word for this. Rather spend the money on fixing the bugs in the simulation.

    110. Re:Stupid by cytg.net · · Score: 1

      I think I can put forth a thought experiment that proves, approximating true going to infinity, that this simulation hypo is a falsum.
      Train of thought is this.
      1. If this might is a simulation, there might be simulations above us, just as we might create a simulation "below us"
      - Allready here, the concept of compound interest of "might" is heading this into the ground fast.
      2. To simulate a reality you need a calculator of equal size realtiy+something(or energy as pr. e=mc2)
      So for the many 'simulations' idea, you are heading into the ground fast from an entropy perspective alone if you accept the idea that there is a finite amount of energy in the univers.

      Point being if you are a Billionaire and subscribing to over-unity devices there is much better use for your $$'ers in ie. Em-Drives than simulations-simulations.

      -Just saying.

    111. Re:Stupid by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 1

      Iain M Banks - Surface Detail

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      They will never know the simple pleasure of a monkey knife fight
    112. Re:Stupid by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2

      Who knew? We are the ghosts in the machine!

      --

      Build a Man a Fire, and He'll Be Warm for a Day. Set a Man on Fire, and He'll Be Warm for the Rest of His Life.

    113. Re:Stupid by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I doubt it.
      Useful stuff is boring compared with the show Uri Geller and other confidence tricksters can put on.
      I picked Geller because he was paid tens of thousands to prospect for minerals on the opposite side of the world. He apparently did some impressive hand waving over a map while having an expression as if he was constipated.

      Start doing stuff like working out what is in a pile of herbs that people think may do something and then you are doing real science and not psuedoscience. Pretty well by definition psuedoscience is useless. Talking to lonely people can be useful, even if it's shit about crystal power, but that's not psuedoscience it's talking to people.

    114. Re:Stupid by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Greg Egan has of course gone there in spades.
      His novel Diaspora has a culture of uploaded human intelligences being simulated on spacecraft that are going out into the real universe. Among other things they meet a biological device that is simulating alien intelligences inside. The human intelligences can't directly communicate with anything so alien so they alter themselves to be more like the aliens but still able to communicate, then a bit more on the next version, then more until there is a long chain of entities to translate messages.
      That's late in the book, early in the book the uploaded intelligences are seriously lagging behind reality in the way you suggested.
      In some of his other novels he has similar uploaded intelligences being "teleported" around the galaxy as encoded data at lightspeed and at endpoints either run on computer or installed into constructed bodies.

    115. Re:Stupid by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Sword Art Online eventually goes there in the novels.
      Via modern magic (handwaving about quantum computers is a nice FTL style plot device) a world full of intelligences based on scans of babies is simulated in accelerated time to try to develop full "bottom up" artificial intelligence over simulated generations. The entities are guided by people dropping into the simulation. Some of the entities hear the phrase "system command" (in a different language to the one they use), start using it, and so hack the simulation in little ways, until one of them says "system command list system commands" then pretty well owns most of the simulated world.

    116. Re: Stupid by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      You missed the point. This endeavor will find scientific research and help us learn more about the true nature of the universe. It didn't matter if their goal is worthy, it will have incidental benefits.

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    117. Re:Stupid by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      If this is a simulation, the storytelling is badly plotted with way too many over the top characters, unlikely events, plot holes, uninteresting and plainly boring actors, overly detailed and difficult crafting system and....... oh shit, we are in someone else's AAA video game!!!!!

      --
      Donald Trump, on a crusade to make Nixon look respectable
    118. Re:Stupid by UncleRage · · Score: 1

      I appreciate seeing Egan brought up.

      I've always felt he was overlooked by the masses as the father of "stuck in the machine" popular sci-fi of the 90's (13th Floor and The Matrix owe him much recognition). In the past couple of years, a couple of really good sci-fi games (Talos Principle and SOMA) have come out that explore these topics and, unfortunately, I read/hear comparisons to these movies and not the deeper source work of Diaspora and Permutation City.

      As a philosophy dropout turned IT consultant back in the early 90's, Egan's concepts have provided decades of thought experiments (and as someone with a few mental health issues, an existential crisis or two that teetered on outright psychotic delusion).

      I wish I could still read fiction. I've missed his last two works but I continue to love his ideas from afar.

      --
      #SickNotWeak
    119. Re: Stupid by dbIII · · Score: 1

      If it's done as a sideshow I very much doubt there would be incidental benefits. Current psuedoscience doesn't seem to have given us anything.
      You may be thinking of people like Kellog but he was trying to do real science while these folks are just trying to separate fools and their money.

    120. Re: Stupid by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Stop thinking. You reduce the collective intelligence level.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    121. Re:Stupid by Fuseboy · · Score: 1

      > if you stop the simulation, they cease to exist.

      I think there's some nuance to this idea.

      Another way to look at it is that all hypothetical arrangements of information are equally real, and that when we run simulations we're just exploring other configurations of information. Turning of simulations that involve conscious beings does nothing to them (since their experience of themselves was never contingent on us running anything), it just stops us knowing how they evolve next.

      Now, this is a metaphysical statement as far as I know, but then again, so is the idea that there must be a 'base level reality'.

    122. Re:Stupid by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Why can't computers simulate a world right now?

    123. Re:Stupid by skids · · Score: 1

      Look, when you're undergoing seriously a dangerous brain transplant surgery, you can't be picky about the VR environment the medics pop you into, OK? They've got weightier things on their hands than simulating real people, and if some corners have to be cut by making a bunch of bland mannequins who never look up from their cell phones, that's just the breaks. Do you want literature, or do you want your motor cortex competently wired up... your choice.

    124. Re:Stupid by skids · · Score: 1

      P.S. And, it's not our fault you signed up for the cheapest possible insurance plan.

    125. Re: Stupid by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      The current universe requires the total information-processing capacity of the universe just to keep track of the state of its own particles. Your assumption would imply that we could somehow increase the information-processing capacity of one tiny portion of the universe to the point that it exceeds the capacity of the entirety of the rest of the universe by many orders of magnitude. So far as I know, nothing in information theory suggests that is even remotely possible.

      You're not thinking the problem through clearly. Why does a simulation have to be run in real time? It could require 100,000 years to simulate one second of subjective time, and the simulation itself wouldn't notice anything different.

      To put it another way, you're saying something akin to "it's not possible to simulate a 64-bit CPU on a 32-bit CPU" which is patently false.

      --
      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    126. Re:Stupid by myrdos2 · · Score: 1

      True. But you would need enough memory to contain an entire Universe though, which would still require an insanely large and complex (and infeasible) computer.

    127. Re: Stupid by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

      It's morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money.

    128. Re:Stupid by MooseTick · · Score: 1

      "Entities simulated in computer programs can't "break out" of the simulation:"

      If a VM is a good analogy, they can to some extent. You can have a VM running on a box, and if networking is working you can be inside the VM and see and control the VM server hosting that environment.

      All this said, why would a billionaire ever want to exit the sim? If you were a super wealthy elite who could have anything you wanted, why would you want to end up in the Matrix type of world where you are a nobody again?

    129. Re:Stupid by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      If I were a billionaire, you'd get all my money, while I chanted mournfully: "Roger, one niner. I copy. Over." and sought your approval of my intonation of these sounds and awaited apotheosis.

    130. Re: Stupid by bitterblackale · · Score: 1

      The billionaires are applying pseudo-scientific ideas, but real scientists will airways use money for real research. At worst, they may still come up with some useful data analysis algorithms.

    131. Re:Stupid by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      We have neither unlimited energy, unlimited computrons, nor unlimited time. The simulation would have to shut down after enough stars burned out, and that's not necessarily enough time when you're simulating everything on a planet.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    132. Re:Stupid by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      For that matter, part of the Babylon 5 episode "Deconstruction of Falling Stars", the weird episode at the very end of Season 4, played with the concept. A warmongering scientist created simulations of Sheridan, Garibaldi, Franklin, and Delenn to use in creating propaganda. Delenn says there has to be some way to stop him, and Garibaldi, while looking normal, hacks into the system and makes sure the entire thing, including attack plans, is transmitted to the enemy. (Five hundred years after, there's a segment with a post-apocalyptic Earth.)

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    133. Re:Stupid by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      If a program can "break out" by exploiting outside knowledge, it can do so without outside knowledge. It's just a whole lot less likely that any particular exploit would work.

      Then there's the question of what "breaking out" would be. It's possible that magic is real in this simulation, and is based on blowing stacks with particular complex thoughts. Would we be able to perceive a breakout as something other than getting cheat codes for the Universe?

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    134. Re: Stupid by gzuckier · · Score: 2

      Insanely stupid indeed. How do you prove you're not programmed to "think" you've broken out? For that matter, how do you prove which is reality and which is simulated? We can't even establish whether taking acid or other means of altering consciousness, getting visions, etc attain reality and pierce the veil of illusion or the other way around.
      How many movies have somebody awaken, then surprise surprise it turns out they're still dreaming?
      What makes them think the human consciousness can understand or even recognise reality? What makes them think there exists a single thing which can be defined as reality? Never mind reality, how do we differentiate existence from nonexistence? If there are an infinite number of possible worlds, what differentiates the one which "exists" from the rest?
      All way too meta.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    135. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a lot of Venture Capital bought blow that spawns that kind of thinking.

    136. Re:Stupid by Zalbik · · Score: 1

      When I was younger, I ran a D&D game involving a very alien, energy world. The midway point of the story was finding out that it was a simulation, and breaking out (into a normal version of the physical world), and helping a resistance force. Separate stats for both simulated and real words, etc.

      Funny

      Had you tried that in my D&D group, I would have had my "real" character realize that it was entirely likely that the "real" world was also a simulation, have him break out of that, and slap his DM upside the head :-)

    137. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And? Governments create and experiment with top secret gear all of the time. It's nothing to get riled up about or to start forming cults over.

    138. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't they be IFOs or just FOs then?

    139. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how do you know any of that applies to a base universe? Energy? Computons? Time? Stars? Those could be things that only exist in our simulation or exist in much vaster amounts outside of the simulation.

    140. Re:Stupid by balbeir · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Actually there is an awesome episode of the twilight zone that illustrates this. It's called "A matter of Minutes" : https://youtu.be/TKbylBQ0igk

    141. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're a ni gg er in the game you're a ni gg er for real!

      (Lameness filter is teh geh)

    142. Re:Stupid by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The thing is, is it's actual research, then you can't predict what will turn out to be useful.

      It's fairly easy to predict what won't.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    143. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would interact with them and congratulate them for making it to the next level.
      I would then guide them and teach them on what they should do now with their new understanding.
      Then I would try to get them to help with the purpose of the simulation.

    144. Re: Stupid by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Stop thinking. You reduce the collective intelligence level.

      OK then - think for me - please name a psuedoscience that does something useful and please give an example of one of those useful things it does.
      I have not been able to think of one.

      I just cannot see the benefit to society from giving money to scammers. It just encourages them to scam others in larger scams.

    145. Re: Stupid by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1

      Are you being intentionally thick? Tech Billionaires Are Asking Scientists For Help To Break Humans Out of Computer Simulation. That's the subject of this conversation and the charge has been levied that it is pseudoscience. That's the "pseudoscience" in question. They will be doing plenty of legitimate science in the pursuit of their goal. Much like space exploration, you never know when useful stuff might be a by product of the endeavor. And those are just actual physical products. Space exploration has certainly advanced other areas including but not limited to software development.

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      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    146. Re: Stupid by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Are you being intentionally thick?

      Considering the question they are asking and events in the past such as Lysenkoism - not at all. It's an invitation to opportunists, people with ethics need not apply. It's goal driven work where the goal is an obvious fiction and not just a harmless bit of out of the box thinking to assist in defining the box.

      My question was "please name a psuedoscience that does something useful and please give an example of one of those useful things it does" and you gave me a link about space exploration! Now that is being intentionally thick if I've ever seen it. I'm not joking so please do not joke around like that.

    147. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really didnt think Keanu Reeves was that good of an actor? Maybe i was wrong? Lol. He seemed to convince some really rich people we are in a simulation.

      Of course, what i just typed was meant to be typed :) im not real! Just a simulation!

    148. Re: Stupid by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Except, assuming a simulation running at far slower than real time, you don't get the "we're probably in a simulation" implications that the parent poster was arguing in favor of.

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      --- Most topics have many sides worth arguing, allow me to take one opposite you.
    149. Re: Stupid by Zak3056 · · Score: 1

      Except, assuming a simulation running at far slower than real time, you don't get the "we're probably in a simulation" implications that the parent poster was arguing in favor of.

      I'm sorry, but why does this have to be the case? You're assuming that whatever is outside the simulation[1] has lifespans similar to ours, or perceives time the same way. You're assigning the rules of our reality to another one that can only be speculated on. Speculation is fine, but you're stating with authority.

      "It is this way because I say it must be" is not a reasonable position to take in a discussion unless you happen to be an absolute monarch or ruthless dictator.

      [1] - I see this is a cute exercise and indeed plausible, but don't personally buy into it. I'm arguing this position only for the sake of argument.

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      What part of "shall not be infringed" is so hard to understand?
    150. Re: Stupid by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Sorry to reply again, but at heart this is a philosophical question anyway so beyond the realms of honest science.

      I'm still scratching my head trying to find a "useful psuedoscience" as your words went. Can you provide an example? All those millions going to naturopaths and crystal healers have not contributed to progress of society.

    151. Re:Stupid by stigmerger · · Score: 1

      Yep sandboxed apps never break out of their sandboxes, and anything in a VM always stays inside that VM and always plays by the totally bug free rules.

      So you think breaking out of a small simulation into a bigger simulation would satisfy? It would certainly be interesting, but, if there are billionaires in the bigger sim, I guess they'd soon be saying, "No ... I meant break out completely." And then you'd be back to facing the original question: does it make sense to imagine a simulated entity having existence outside the simulation?

      In The Matrix, the simulation was something experienced by entities outside the simulation. That's a factor on which the metaphisics of "breaking out" depends. Thus, the question is whether, if this is a simulation, are we participating from outside, or entirely simulated?

      Do video-game characters have life outside the game? You could say so, in that they have life in our minds. No, it's more than that; they have animate energy in the universe. But if one of them wanted to join our world as a regular individual human, there'd be a problem. You'd want to explain to them, "here's your relationship to what we think of as The World Outside Your World." Similarly, we'd need someone in TWOOW to (start to) explain the corresponding relationship to us.

      Maybe it's simulations all the way up?

    152. Re: Stupid by Immerman · · Score: 1

      The entire premise of the conjecture that we're "almost certainly" in a simulation than a "real" universe depends on simulations being massively more common than "real" universes. For that to be the case, they must inherently be dramatically more time and/or space efficient than "real" universes.

      As for "slower than realtime" simulations, one has to ask exactly is the point? Unless you're simulating things that are to large or expensive to do in reality, or that depend on a different set of physical laws, it's faster and more accurate to do the study in reality. Or, there's the more disturbing option - that doing the study in reality would be morally inexcusable - which would likely imply that we are the subjects rather than a side effect, and that they consider us "lab rats" that they can ethically inflict evils on that you be inexcusable against a "real" person. Or from our perspective, we and our universe are the creations of evil gods who probably would think no more of snuffing out anyone who escapes than we would of killing a mouse.

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      --- Most topics have many sides worth arguing, allow me to take one opposite you.
    153. Re:Stupid by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

      Man, you owe me a keyboard. There's Dr. Pepper all over the place and my nose hurts.
      Shit, it's not covered on my insurance either!

      --
      Donald Trump, on a crusade to make Nixon look respectable
    154. Re:Stupid by blincoln · · Score: 2

      I agree that it's silly to spend a *lot* of time thinking about this topic. However, I think most of the discussion here is missing some obvious scenarios:

      1 - We exist entirely within the simulation (the 'Holodeck Moriarty' scenario)

      a - It may still be possible to escape. If I have code running in RAM on my PC, and I turn off my PC, yes, that code stops running. But if instead I migrate it to a mobile device, it can continue to run even if the PC is turned off. IIRC, Virtualization software can do this sort of thing literally with an actively running system, and the OS running in that system will not "notice" that it has been migrated.

      a1 - There may be some sort of VMWare Tools-/Holodeck Arch-esque interface within the simulation which provides access to the simulator or the world in which it exists.

      a2 - There may be flaws in the simulator which allow the equivalent of a stack buffer overflow exploit.

      b - The entire goal of the simulation could be to use evolutionary algorithm-style processes to create entities with the capability and desire to escape the simulation.

      b1 - Our reality could be a simulation created by entities who believe *they* are living in a simulation, and want to develop the capability to escape from it but don't know how (the 'Meta-Musk' scenario).

      b2 - Our reality could be a mostly-benign test environment intended to determine if there are flaws in the security controls of a complex simulation system which will eventually be used as a sort of sandbox for something potentially really dangerous.

      2 - We have physical form of some sort outside the simulation, and are simply wired into the simulator.

      a - If those physical forms are fully-functioning bodies, then escaping is potentially just a matter of disconnecting (the 'Matrix' scenario).

      b - If those physical forms are the equivalent of a brain in a jar, then escaping would also require transferring that into fully-functioning bodies, which would require some sort of ability to interact with devices in the "real world", or cooperation from someone in that world, but it would still be theoretically possible.

      3 - Regardless of the type of simulation, it may not be actively monitored. It seems *unlikely* that entities advanced enough to simulate our reality would leave out automated protective measures, but I don't think it's *impossible*.

      a - Maybe our universe is running on the equivalent of an old Pentium Pro rack server that someone forgot about in a corner of the datacenter.

      b - Maybe after setting the simulation in motion, a catastrophe wiped out the entities which created it, but not their machines.

      4 - To go in a completely different direction, we (the human race) still don't have a full understanding of what consciousness is. If we did, then logically we could build something with artificial consciousness from scratch, or understand with certainty why doing so was not possible. Until we do have that level of understanding, then it remains possible (however remote) that there is something metaphysical about consciousness*.

      a - If there is, and it is not actually possible to create artificial consciousness, then a lot of the "reality as simulation" scenarios are pruned away, because all of the remaining scenarios require at least one "brain in a jar"/Keanu Reeves in a Giger pod (if not billions/trillions). It may even fundamentally change the probability of whether or not we're living in a simulation.

      * I am not overly-fond of most variations on that scenario, because I prefer to believe that there are no barriers other than time and effort to developing a complete understanding of our universe, but I don't think it makes sense to discount it as a possibility until we actually understand how to make an artificial self-aware entity.

      I'm sure there are many others that I'm not considering. It's an interesting philosophical exercise, if nothing else. I personally don't think it's worth expending actual research time on unless some compelling evidence is discovered to support it first.

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      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
    155. Re:Stupid by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      And VM guests can't break out of the hypervisor... Oh wait, they can, if the hypervisor is buggy.

      If the universe is a simulation, it is a pretty complex one. Bugs would be expected.

      However, humanity has access to such a infinitesimal fraction of the universe, it would be unexpected to find bugs in simple parts like ours. The bugs would seem more likely in less tested parts of the code, like at extreme energies or very small distances.

      I'm assuming this is very sly.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    156. Re:Stupid by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      "Computer, end Program".

      Hummm, still here, it was worth a tr

      by the end, those holodeck stories were just going wild. whenever they needed some plot twist, the holodeck developed another property. kind of like the Jeffries tubes, but fancier.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
    157. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since forever. Or certainly since interest rates were lowered to zero to get people spending again. It didn't work, people arent spending. Now to save for retirement people have to save even more, and spend even less. When they finally do retire they will spend less than normal again as their investments are smaller than usual.
      So less spending now, less spending in the future. Means less jobs, which also leads to, you guessed it, even less spending again. Self fulfilling prophecy.

    158. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Memory protection error: data page attempting access to code page

    159. Re: Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what they were intended to say I think it was to open other dimension. You can think of reality as being trapped in one dimension . The most advanced scientific work is done in CERT

  31. The desire for religion by Qbertino · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The desire for religion must really be genetically programmed if influencial bigwigs like this dream up a new one after the old ones have been debunked.
    Truely amazing.

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
    1. Re:The desire for religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but your belief that quarks are made up of nothingness is equally a religion, and believing in that doesn't make you any better of a person.

      Besides, the scientific consequences that stem from the universe not being a simulation are so sad and dreadful that its a slightly better coincidental evidence supported theory than the equally just as coincidental evidence supported theory you believe.

      Not being in a simulation means that it would be against the laws of nature for it to be possible for us to create simulations a brain can exist and live in. That would suck.

      For it to be possible for such simulations to be within the laws of physics for us to create, the proofs state the only possible situation where our universe itself is Not a simulation would be if our universe is the "top" universe that spawns the infinite other number of universes from within our simulations.

      Which is about the only fact that is incorrect from Musks claims.
      The odds would not be one in a billion we are not in a simulation, it would be one over infinity-1 odds we are not in one.

      Those just are not good odds to bet against.

    2. Re:The desire for religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the fuck can any sane person write tripe like this with a straight face? Really your argument is the only possible way this is not a simulation is if reality is actually reality, and that somehow means there must be an infinite number of simulations running or they are impossible. Seriously? Get a fucking grip.

    3. Re:The desire for religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which means that it's either part of our design, or that it confers some evolutionary advantage....

    4. Re:The desire for religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that you care, but it isn't my claim, the math proofs have been done and so far no one has shown them to contain any errors or alternate proofs that are more accurate.

      http://www.simulation-argument...

      Without any evidence of your own, and with your failure to provide maths showing an error in the theory, you will not be taken very seriously in the scientific community.

    5. Re:The desire for religion by firewrought · · Score: 1

      Yep. The next step is to capitalize on it. Claim to be a representative of The System. Explain that The System is a lab experiment, and good little Sims will be reborn in The Final Iteration where a perfected humanity will live in perpetual happiness. To be a good little Sim, you just need to live according to The Tenants, especially the one about The Tithe. :-)

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      -1, Too Many Layers Of Abstraction
    6. Re:The desire for religion by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The peculiar thing about most religions, and the thing which causes me to doubt them, is the belief that the entity that created the universe cares much about what people do. At least this theory has a reasonable way to justify that belief.

      Please note that most religions have not been debunked, and are in principle not capable of being debunked. (The older versions were, and have been, but that's not true of modern religions, not even the Flying Spaghetti Monster, much less of any major protestant religion [except those that are explicitly in denial] or of the Roman Catholic Church, or any version of Buddhism with which I am familiar, or....)

      So I adapt my belief in religions to their observable predictive power. Some of them do pretty well if you really understand them rather than understand what their detractors say about them or their "lies to children". And I, myself, am a believer in an idiosect...i.e., I'm the only member.

      Now the idea that we live in a simulation is not inconsistent with any known evidence. Until you start making specific predictions about what that implies it can't be. In fact, it's a very traditional interpretation with roots going back to Aristotle, and probably before. The old way of saying it would be "we are thoughts in the mind of God", and it's one of the foundation principles of science. It implies that we can learn to know God by studying the environment within which we find ourselves.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    7. Re:The desire for religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tend to think of it is a biological imperative to find meaning in things. I also believe it to be a consequence of helpful cognitive patterns run amok.

    8. Re:The desire for religion by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Seems so. Of course, there is a fraction of the population that is immune. They tend to not go for other bullshit either. But the independent thinkers are not many, maybe 5-10% overall with another 5-10% than can learn. The rest will just follow the hype-du-jour, be it some religion or some religion-surrogate like consumerism or this techno-mysticism.

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      Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
    9. Re:The desire for religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not being sarcastic....this is one of the most brilliant observations i've seen here. i didn't think it was a simulation, and now i feel even more strongly. :)

    10. Re:The desire for religion by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      Please note that most religions have not been debunked, and are in principle not capable of being debunked.

      Depends what you mean debunked. Has the existence of unicorns been debunked?

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    11. Re:The desire for religion by HiThere · · Score: 1

      No. In fact there has been a unicorn ...albeit one derived from a goat.

      Now there are clearly implausible aspects to what most people think of as a unicorn. But the word just means "one horned" and there's lots of ways of doing that. The goat example was one of them, based around a belief that somebody had as to what the origin of the myth was. I think they were wrong, and instead trace it to a combination of mangled tales of the rhinoceros combined with mangled reports of some Babylonian sculptures. And possibly some reports of an Arabian antelope that appears to have one horn when you look at it from the side at a distance. And all these things actually exist or existed.

      But that's just the physical layer, it doesn't touch the underlying layer which is where religion really lives. And when I try to look at that layer with a unicorn I don't get any consistent story. Some people use it to signify sexual purity. Others use it as a symbol of Christ (without specifying in what way), Others seem to be using it as the essence of a kind of beauty. Etc. And while I can accept most of those (if you want to use it as a symbol of Christ, you need to specify in what way, as they do for the Pelican) they don't form anything consistent.

      But how would you debunk "Is an artistic symbol of Christ"? The only way I can even imagine is to attempt to prove that the person was using it in some other way, and that's not very successful as symbols are frequently used in multiple ways simultaneously.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    12. Re:The desire for religion by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Well, I think you win today's internet prize for extreme literalistic pedantry.

      But I think you've missed the point anyhow. What people commonly accept as unicorns are widely considered to not exist. I can give you my own wildly improbable personal theory of unicorns (there may be some recent pop culture influences), but you can't debunk it because you can't prove a negative.

      The whole point though is that while you can't formally debunk religion that doesn't mean it has any more credence than my unicorn mythology. Or in other words, if you consider the existence unicorns to be debunked (and I mean actual unicorns, not things which unicorn myths are meant to have sprouted from, think like the heraldic creature) then you may as well allow the same consideration for religion.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    13. Re:The desire for religion by HiThere · · Score: 1

      But you picked something that people don't believe exists, so their being non-existent isn't a problem with the argument. I did trace back some of the roots of the myth of their physical existence, but those don't apply after the late middle ages. After that people didn't believe that they existed, so the only appropriate interpretation is the symbolic level.

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      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    14. Re:The desire for religion by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Please note that most religions have not been debunked...

      Good damn reason: It is incumbent upon the promoter of the religion to prove it, not upon anyone else to disprove it. Until proven, it's just someone's fantasy.

    15. Re:The desire for religion by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's religion, per say, but control.

      If you already have a massive pile of money, you have a significant amount of power in the world. For some, that's not enough. But it's pretty obvious that "World Dictator" is incredibly unlikely, even with Gates/Buffet-level money, and that's small potatoes, anyway.

      Let's presume that we are in a simulation, and that there is a way to "break out"--essentially going from a simple process to su. Unless the construct that holds our simulation is connected to machinery that can be manipulated to create a physical presence that a process can be transferred to, or the process that breaks out is able to convince an observing entity to grant them such abilities, then the process that breaks out is basically stuck there. Maybe they can read input of the surrounding world, but that's as far as they can go.

      But even with that, the process can still use the new su status to manipulate the simulation as they please, essentially becoming a god for the other processes.

      Look at the history of religion--it's often a tool of power, used by priests to control their flock, or attempts to curry favor with the deity du jour to defeat enemies or bring prosperity. If this (very silly) request has any connection to religion, it's more of a Joseph Smith or L. Ron Hubbard connection than a Jesus Christ or Martin Luther one.

  32. Safe bet. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    If you were to break out of the computer simulation...
    Why would our simulated currency mean anything? If we were in the real universe and we had a billion dollars that would be like paying with monopoly money.

    Secondly if the universe is a simulation. We are part of the simulation. So if we get out of it, we wouldn't exist. At best we may be able to transfer ourselves into an alternate simulation. Then in that simulation chances are we cannot use our Universe A money there.

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    1. Re:Safe bet. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Probably there's some China farmer out there slaving away to generate greenbacks.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    2. Re:Safe bet. by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the billionaires can make a simulate what is outside of the simulation we are in now. And then they can enter this simulation to get outside.

  33. What if we're sims? by jmhysong · · Score: 1

    What if we're not "in" a simulation but are a part of that simulation. How could we get out if we're just another programmed element of the simulation?

    1. Re:What if we're sims? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Then I'd like to meet the idiot who programmed my AI and tell him to get back to college, he really did a crappy job.

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    2. Re:What if we're sims? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      That is what they're arguing - that we are sims ourselves.

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      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
  34. If I'm just a Sim... by jsepeta · · Score: 4, Funny

    then I'm thankful nobody's put me in a room with no door and no toilet. Wait! I'm in a cubicle, so it must be true.

    --
    Remember kids, if you're not paying for the service, YOU ARE THE PRODUCT THAT IS BEING SOLD.
    1. Re:If I'm just a Sim... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Wait! I'm in a cubicle, so it must be true.

      Welcome fellow Dilbertian. Lets share some synergy as we listen to Holy Buzzwords from the Grand PHBuba over a Sacrament of Walmart Coffee.

  35. Yet Another Religion by TommyNelson · · Score: 1

    Looks like humans somehow need to believe in something supernatural.

    1. Re:Yet Another Religion by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      only the stupid ones

    2. Re:Yet Another Religion by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      "Supernatural is a null word" - R.A. Heinlein

    3. Re:Yet Another Religion by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I don't think it's necessarily a desire for the supernatural, just control. The good vindicated, the wicked punished. An awful lot of atheists reject the moral teachings of religion, but then invent their own morality and want it enforced by government or Human Resources.

      --
      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    4. Re:Yet Another Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if we are in a simulation it would follow that there must be an escape protocol, and it would be sensible for that be be some special code phrase before committing suicide. All we need to do is find the code phrase to become one with the great CPU, lord of all. Just give me all of your money and i am sure i know the code phrase, the ummm "great CPU" told me in a dream or something.

    5. Re:Yet Another Religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the stupid ones are the ones that are so sure they've already got it all figured out.

    6. Re:Yet Another Religion by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      "Supernatural is a null word" - R.A. Heinlein

      Null is a null word.

      --
      It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
    7. Re:Yet Another Religion by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      There's a big difference between a null set and an empty set.

  36. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Informative

    And many believe that Donald Trump hires only Americans, and doesn't send large amounts of jobs to foreign countries like China, Africa, etc.

    And that he was also a successful businessman.

    http://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-federal-income-tax-records-506713

    Just believing that doesn't make them right.

    You haven't spent much time in the right-wing echo chamber, where every lie is believable and truthiness is optional.

  37. Let's be serious by OpenSourced · · Score: 2

    If we lived in a computer simulation, surely we would have some remaining concept of a Scientist that created the Simulation, and us inside it. The Scientist, who can change the software parameters, and can do absolutely anything in our Universe, and knows everything too, but limits His own powers to observe what we do, and, even if He knows the end result, let us choose our destiny with free will (FreeWill_Parameter = True).

    As no such idea exists anywhere, I guess it's safe to say that we aren't in a simulation.

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    Rome taught me patience and assiduous application to detail. Virtues which temper the boldness of great, general views.
    1. Re:Let's be serious by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      surely we would have some remaining concept of a Scientist that created the Simulation, and us inside it.

      ...what?

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      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
    2. Re:Let's be serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ask picard where Q is, he will save us

    3. Re:Let's be serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there was a Scientist capable of creating such a complex program, he surely would *not* use such ugly CamelSnake_Case for his variable names.

    4. Re:Let's be serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope not, because scientists are terrible programmers generally.

    5. Re:Let's be serious by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      If we lived in a computer simulation, surely we would have some remaining concept of a Scientist that created the Simulation, and us inside it. The Scientist, who can change the software parameters, and can do absolutely anything in our Universe, and knows everything too, but limits His own powers to observe what we do, and, even if He knows the end result, let us choose our destiny with free will (FreeWill_Parameter = True).

      As no such idea exists anywhere, I guess it's safe to say that we aren't in a simulation.

      we can't even get the people who put together operating systems to get the bugs worked out, i wouldn't expect the Programmer to have the powers of omniscience and omnipotence in His creation.

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    6. Re:Let's be serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would it have to be a scientist? It could be a Metaphysical Entity - otherwise known as 'Gods'

  38. If you beleive in the simmulation hypothesis then by goombah99 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Logically if this is a simmulation then one would guess that the players controlled by external overlords would be the most powerful sims. that is to say movie stars or Tech billionaires or Trump like dictators.

    Thus your highest calling if you and under-sim is to go be a groupy to one of the "real" players.

    So it's a little strange to hear the Real players asking to be broken out of the Simulation. Something is fishy here.

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  39. ok who left the matrix on last night by gearloos · · Score: 0

    Someones been watching the matrix just a little too much haha

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    "Computers are a lot like Air Conditioners" "They both work great until you start opening Windows"
  40. Double standard? by Vermonter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So if you believe in God, the science world think's you're crazy/stupid, but if you believe in a programmer of the universe, it's totally cool and many of them agree. Gotcha.

    1. Re:Double standard? by coinreturn · · Score: 1

      So if you believe in God, the science world think's you're crazy/stupid, but if you believe in a programmer of the universe, it's totally cool and many of them agree. Gotcha.

      No, both are equally crazy/stupid, but I'm willing to take anybody's money who wants to pay me to "research" the idea.

    2. Re:Double standard? by Translation+Error · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe it depends on whether you declare your belief to be the absolute truth 'because' or if you start looking for evidence to support/refute your belief, test hypotheses, and are willing to change your viewpoint on what is discovered.

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    3. Re:Double standard? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Completely missing the point. The actual argument for a simulation doesn't rest on anything remotely like that. The primary argument is that it looks like under the laws of physics, simulations should be possible. It also seems likely that an advanced species would be interested in making simulations of their ancestors and would likely make many such simulations. Thus, if one thinks that society is likely to survive to a very high tech level, one should expect if one is a remotely interesting time period that one is much more likely to be a simulation than the original. There are problems with this argument (and I don't buy it), but it is far more interesting than simply dismissing it as akin to belief in religion or gods. It is unfortunate that you and many others in this thread are simply ridiculing the argument rather than actually addressing it.

    4. Re:Double standard? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Nah, we just laugh for different reasons about you.

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    5. Re:Double standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cannot support with evidence something that is by definition beyond the realm of human comprehension. Furthermore what it the point? If you can never prove there is something beyond your reality and you will never experience anything beyond it, why waste your precious time trying.

    6. Re:Double standard? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      So if you believe in God, the science world think's you're crazy/stupid, but if you believe in a programmer of the universe, it's totally cool and many of them agree. Gotcha.

      There's no evidence for either so far such that if you obsess on either, you are nuts.

      Humans are just inventing new ways to be crazy.

      (I would note that these possibilities are not mutually exclusive. The simulation "server admin" would essentially be a deity from our perspective.)

    7. Re:Double standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually nothing in physics suggests that you can model the universe as the number of atoms needed to model the universe is greater than the number of atoms in the universe. You literally cant model every single atom of this universe from within this universe.

    8. Re:Double standard? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      Your statement that one would need more than one started with to do a perfect simulation is accurate. This is morally what Holevo's theorem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holevo's_theorem and related results say. However, one doesn't need to do a perfect simulation. For example, one doesn't need to make nearly as detailed a simulation of the inside of planets or of the centers of stars, and if one is simulating a time period like the present, one doesn't even need to do that detailed a simulation of stars in general.

    9. Re:Double standard? by darkstar949 · · Score: 1

      Who said you need to model the entire universe? You just need to model the parts of the universe that the agents are interacting with directly. Plus, there is also nothing saying that the modeling is done in real time from the standpoint of the modeler. It could be a very slow model, but from the perspective of the agents, the model would be in real time.

    10. Re:Double standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not missing the point. The argument is fundamentally a religious one in that it makes an apparently unfalsifiable claim about something that exists "outside" the universe. The fact that there's some reasoning behind the idea doesn't change that. Apologists have been reasoning about religion for generations.

    11. Re:Double standard? by RandomSurfer314 · · Score: 1

      The parent post is not insightful at all.

      The problem with God is first and foremost that it's not a coherent concept. God is omniscient and omnipotent. These two properties alone create irreconcilable logical and metaphysical problems. Then there are other problems like the theodicy problem that are pretty hard to answer consistently despite many vain (and sometimes ridiculous) attempts by theologists over many centuries. On the other hand, a supernatural being that is neither omniscient nor omnipotent is not particularly implausible, so if that's your concept of God, then you're way better off.

      But the crucial point is this: Asking whether we live in a simulation or not is a completely different type of question. There is nothing particularly religious about it. You can just ask it out of curiosity, for instance, and the concept of a simulation is not a religious concept. The question is also not illogical and there might even be (non-obvious) ways to answer it. There could be bugs in the simulation, for instance, that we might be able to recognize as such.

    12. Re:Double standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if you believe in God, the science world think's you're crazy/stupid, but if you believe in a programmer of the universe, it's totally cool and many of them agree. Gotcha.

      "Simulation" doesn't necessarily imply a computer as we know it or a programmer. The entire universe we know could well be a black hole in a larger universe with the same or completely different laws of physics. Everything we can quantify about physics in our universe comes down to things spinning around different dimensions - no change in amplitude, just rotating between electric, magnetic, etc forces. That in itself makes zero sense because as far as we can tell the universe both had a beginning and is incapable of creating new matter/energy. The probability of us being on the top level is absurdly small.

      On the other hand, escape might not even be wise. If a universe can exist in a black hole fueled by versors and we aren't on the top level of a chain of those black holes chances are the time dilation we experience means the higher level universe has already reached heat death and all that remains are other black holes. In that even the ultimate goal of mankind should be able to figure out how to condense our entire universe into another black hole and dive in without dying so we don't end up losing real estate (separate black holes + heat death == separate universes) or figure out how to suck the other universes into our own toward the same end.

    13. Re:Double standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is exactly akin to belief in religion and gods. Only the labels change

    14. Re:Double standard? by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      First of all, this isn't unfalsifiable, it just has a very long time range for falsifiability. Second of all, even if one does think falsifiability is what matters (such as say Karl Popper) failure to be falsifiable makes something not science, it doesn't make something religion. Third, many claims are essentially unfalsifiable but would not be religious in nature. For example, there's a lot of physicists working on what happens to things inside black holes: most of that is essentially unfalsifiable. Similarly, we can see galaxies speeding away from us so that we will never have contact with them (because the space in between is expanding fast enough that new light will not reach us from those galaxies). Is it religion to suggest that those galaxies will still obey the same laws of physics as we do?

    15. Re:Double standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nyet. Its an expanding universe. Unless we are living in a buffer overflow on its way to crashing the entire system this doesn't work. Space-time is expanding and as it does there is ever more universe to model. The

    16. Re:Double standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm willing to accept that the simulation believers are applying a double standard. In fact, I think they are taking a less enlightened approach to their ersatz religion than most people of faith. The disciples of simulation think they can prove the existence of their higher reality.

      One should also remember that what a religion is isn't theology or a sketchy argument full of assumptions and logical errors; it's the collection of what the followers believe day-to-day and how they act, and the social role it plays in their lives.

    17. Re:Double standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Difference is that the latter group thinks it's a cool idea, whereas the first group wants to force it down your throat or cut your throat if they could get away with it.

    18. Re:Double standard? by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Fail. If you believe in fantasies not based on observable facts, then you are equally stupid, whether it is some beaderd-man-in-the-sky nonsense or this techno-mysticism stupidity. That one group is mostly stupid does not imply the absence of stupid people in other groups.

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    19. Re:Double standard? by sjames · · Score: 1

      The mere expansion of space is no big deal, it's just shifting the decimal points.

    20. Re:Double standard? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Who says that the universe we see (supposedly simulated) is anywhere near the size and complexity of the real (or possibly also simulated) universe.

    21. Re:Double standard? by sjames · · Score: 1

      Ever put something somewhere never to see it again? What is the simpler explaination:

      1. It got up and walked away
      2. Evil clowns stole it after hypnotizing you to forget they were there?
      3. The simulator glitched
    22. Re:Double standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No double standard. Only one of those beliefs invokes the supernatural.

    23. Re:Double standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd probably also want an ensemble run, so that means the many universes theory is also true!

    24. Re:Double standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The universe is far too ordered to be random, for example: Earth shouldn't exist, according to our understood, and tested Laws of Physics, so it's much more likely we are in a simulation, because I must do everything I can do never admit God exists or else I'm going to stand accountable for all my bullshit

      It's literally a desperate attempt to answer the Anthropic Principle by people that don't want to have to go to church or admit they were wrong when they reached "the bottom of the cup"

    25. Re:Double standard? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Of course, we know nothing of the universe where a simulation might be running. Our universe seems incredibly vast to us, but perhaps compared to the universe where the simulation is running it is tiny. But we don't know any different, because we only know our universe. It would be very much like how a super advanced civilization in our universe might decide to simulate a galaxy. To the inhabitants of the simulation, they would think that the their galaxy-sized universe (still a very big place) is too large to simulate, even though it is something around 1/100,000,000,000 the size of our universe.

    26. Re:Double standard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious, what is the programmer then, if not God?

      Creator, check.

      Omniscient, check*.

      Omnipotent, check*.

      * at least over the simulation.

      I guess I just don't see a difference.

    27. Re:Double standard? by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      ...one doesn't need to make nearly as detailed a simulation of the inside of planets or of the centers of stars.

      Stars and insides of planets don't need to be constructed, they just need space and time to develop. It seems that their composition is a natural consequence of the initial conditions and a consistent set of rules applied over time. I think that is how we would imagine that this simulation has been run so far.

    28. Re:Double standard? by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Completely missing the point. The actual argument for a simulation doesn't rest on anything remotely like that. The primary argument is that it looks like under the laws of physics, simulations should be possible. It also seems likely that an advanced species would be interested in making simulations of their ancestors and would likely make many such simulations. Thus, if one thinks that society is likely to survive to a very high tech level, one should expect if one is a remotely interesting time period that one is much more likely to be a simulation than the original. There are problems with this argument (and I don't buy it), but it is far more interesting than simply dismissing it as akin to belief in religion or gods. It is unfortunate that you and many others in this thread are simply ridiculing the argument rather than actually addressing it.

      but how do you know the difference between reality and a sim? how does reality "exist" in any completely objectively provable way, distinct from what a sim would be like? "I think therefore I am" but that's really about as far as you can take it.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  41. Put the DVD of The Matrix down and step away by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Many believe that we live in a computer simulation. But it takes a billionaire and his money to ask scientists to help break us out of the simulation.

    Somebody has spent WAY too much time watching The Matrix and has lost their grip on reality.

    But let's take it at face value and presume we are part of a simulation. There would be no way to "break out" of the simulation (whatever that means) because we don't exist outside of it. It would be akin to trying to bring Pac-Man to life in the real world. It's a non-sequitur.

    Never mind the fact that there is zero evidence whatsoever to support the notion that we live in a simulation any more than there is evidence of a divine creator. It's a hypothesis that isn't falsifiable as far as anyone can tell and therefore it is outside the realm of science and firmly in the realm of religion.

    Earlier this year, at Code Conference, Elon Musk said there's "one in billions" chance we're not living in a computer simulation.

    Elon is a smart and talented entrepreneur but he's out of his depth on this one. His argument is basically naive extrapolation run amok combined with an argument by analogy.

    1. Re:Put the DVD of The Matrix down and step away by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      There would be no way to "break out" of the simulation (whatever that means) because we don't exist outside of it.

      That doesn't logically follow. Maybe they didn't fix or find all the bugs. Maybe they left a door open. Maybe one day we're stumble on the right particle interactions to cause a buffer overflow and the whole thing halts and catches fire.

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    2. Re:Put the DVD of The Matrix down and step away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True randomness cannot exist in a universe of rules, so either quantum mechanics is not truly random or it originates outside the universe. Somewhat related is the notion of free will (can you write a computer program that has free will).

  42. What would you do if malware tried to break out? by shess · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What's your first response to seeing evidence of malware on your system? Reimage the shit out of that thing.

    This is even ignoring the likelihood that the simulation even simulates anything related to the world the hardware is in. I mean, at the end of Tron Legacy the gal gets to come to our world through ... the power of boners? I mean, I can see how the simulation can simulate a real-world person (I mean, his meat body would have died meanwhile), but the real world isn't setup to actualize a simulation, you can't just wish things to happen.

    Or maybe we break out into a cold dark universe where all matter has been converted into computational elements in service of the simulation. Hell, maybe it's running in sound-wave interference in a black hole. That'll be quite fun! Or, again, maybe the enclosing universe has no relationship to our universe, so not only do we have to understand our universe so thoroughly we can break out of it, we have to understand the enclosing universe thoroughly enough to break into it.

    And then, of course, when you come down to it, if you prove that we live in a simulation by breaking out of the simulation, now what you know is that it is possible to simulate a universe detailed enough to be thoroughly believable. So how the hell do you know you broke out of the simulation, as opposed to just running a new scenario in the simulation? If you actually did break out, how do you know that the new level isn't a simulation?

  43. Why break out? by garyok · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The smart move is to try and figure out how to access the admin console and object browser. Then, instead of 'escaping' to a reality you're not equipped to survive, you can make this shit show into your own personal paradise.

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    1. Re:Why break out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      The smart move is to try and figure out how to access the admin console and object browser. Then, instead of 'escaping' to a reality you're not equipped to survive, you can make this shit show into your own personal paradise.

      You are talking about billionaires, they already did that. That is how they know we are in a simulation.

    2. Re:Why break out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I get it. Rationalizing sociopathic narcissism by wrapping yourself in a web of delusion.

    3. Re:Why break out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think most of us call that "science".

    4. Re:Why break out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      entire crops were lost! didn't you see the Matrix? :)

    5. Re:Why break out? by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 1

      Yeah avoid the red pill, stick with the blue one. At least it will taste like steak and not some feeding tube mush being pumped into you.

  44. Mad Magazine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Years ago there was a Mad magazine strip that went something like that:

    If you're poor and say crazy things, you're crazy. If you're rich, you're eccentric.

    If you're poor and have a lot of kids, you breed like rabbits. If you're rich, you're blessed with a large family.

    There was a couple more that I can't remember.

  45. Pick me! Pick me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I propose an open-ended research and trial period to discover the parameters of this simulation, followed by a multi-decade attempt to reach the theoretical boundary-state which will enable us to find a theoretical 'back door' if you will placed by the original programmers.
    That and llamas.

  46. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by rubycodez · · Score: 0, Troll

    and many believe the Clintons' aren't crooks

  47. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 0, Troll

    and many believe the Clintons' aren't crooks

    You are entitled to your fact-free opinion.

  48. can I be Melvin Dummar this time? by Thud457 · · Score: 0

    Is this the point where Musk permanently moves into the penthouse of a casino, never to come out again, where he whiles away his days on his urine and toenail clipping collections?

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  49. Religious Fanatics On Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There appear to be a lot of people on Slashdot who religiously believe that we are not living in a simulation and cry heresy when somebody discusses the possibility that we are.

    At this time it is impossible to prove whether we exist in a simulation, or even estimate the probability that we are in a simulation. However, it is a possibility, and that possibility deserves some consideration. If you deny such a possibility with no evidence to back up your claim then it is you who is the religious fanatic.

    1. Re:Religious Fanatics On Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only religion people are fanatic about in Slashdot is the religion of technology.

    2. Re:Religious Fanatics On Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever tried to reverse engineer some software, that runs on hardware you can not know how operates? Now imagine that times infinity. The host universe could be a simulation specifically designed not to be reverse-engineered... a hyperspace with built-in DRM? A universe-sized hypervisor, where curvature of space/time/whatever is specifically designed not to support any form of anything except a magnitude of multiverses?

      Or maybe its just a moebius strip of simulations, each simulating the next one. Where there is NO OUTSIDE to escape to... because nothing is possible outside it? In that case, the notion of "reality" and "escape" have no meaning.

  50. I can break them out of it by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    For a mere $50 million I can break them out of this simulation. Two 9mm Para. to their heads will cost me less than 75 cents.

  51. Elon Musk was high as shit in that interview... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You know they always quote him saying that then they leave out the part where he justified it. If they included that, his statement would seem literally retarded. He specifically said that the reason he thinks there is a 1 in 1 billion chance is that there will at some point be a billion game consoles in the future.

    “Even if the rate [of technological advancement] drops by a thousand from right now—imagine it’s 10,000 years in the future, which is nothing in the evolutionary scale. So, given we’re clearly on a trajectory to have games that are indistinguishable from reality and those games could be played on a set top box or on a PC or whatever and there would be billions of such computers or set top boxes, it would seem to follow the odds we’re in base reality is one in billions,” Musk said. “Tell me what’s wrong with that argument. Is there a flaw in that argument?”

    Yes... Yes... I see a flaw.... That doesn't make any fucking sense.

    1. Re:Elon Musk was high as shit in that interview... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Insightful

      His flaw is assuming that his assumptions are even close to being accurate. The problem with these kinds of thought processes, is that they are fraught with limited thinking. Do you know how hard it is to keep exponential growth going for any length of time? And he wants it going for ... thousands of years. He has no idea what it will take to make that exponential growth keep going indefinitely forever, nor the consequences of that growth on humanity.

      There are way too many assumptions, way too many unproven constants. He isn't as smart as he thinks he is, and that is where the problems start for his "simulation theory". I actually understand that I couldn't begin to theorize what things might exist in 20 years, let alone 1000, 5000, or 10,000 years down the road.

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    2. Re:Elon Musk was high as shit in that interview... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      this +1000. His argument is SEE IT IS TRUE.

    3. Re:Elon Musk was high as shit in that interview... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      If he is right someone is playing one extremely long boring video game.

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    4. Re:Elon Musk was high as shit in that interview... by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      Do you know how hard it is to keep exponential growth going for any length of time?

      Of course you wouldnt want to discuss the exponential growth of the human population or anything like that which has demonstrably been exponential for a very long time, since even before there was writing.

      However thats not the real flaw in your thinking. Even a continuing linear growth satisfies the requirements of his assumption. It would just take longer to get to where we need to be.

      Also of concern is your consideration of time. Often on A.I. stories there will be somebody here who says todays computer arent fast enough to simulate the human brain, thinking that they are clever people. However you would think on slashdot people would know that speed is neither a determining nor limiting factor when it comes to turing machines, especially given the infinite tape that will take an infinite amount of time to read. Even if it takes a computer a thousand years to simulate something that takes just a moment "in reality", it is never-the-less still a simulation of it.

      An attempt could be made to argue that there just isnt any way to store enough data for a universe simulation, and in that there might be some fruit, but nobody and certainly not you are in a position to argue it.

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    5. Re:Elon Musk was high as shit in that interview... by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I fully agree. Also there is the problem that to date, we have seen exponential growth in other areas and it always runs into some limitation after a while. That is just how things are set-up int this universe, at some point you run into the limits and the potential of something has been realized. *poof* No more exponential growth and often no more growth at all. Missing that little fact makes Elon Musk pretty dumb.

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    6. Re:Elon Musk was high as shit in that interview... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but you are more limited and have less imagination than him
      If this is a simulation nothing prevents it to have been running for only a few hours.. or maybe mere minutes
      Maybe this is a simulation, maybe not, but to find out which you will have to open the box and look inside...but then, can Schroedinger cat open its own box?

    7. Re:Elon Musk was high as shit in that interview... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Do you know how hard it is to keep exponential growth going for any length of time?

      I read a fun thing about that a while back, which illustrated how silly the idea was by extrapolating exponential growth into the future. I cant remember the numbers but they key points were things like "using the entire energy output of the sun", "using the entire energy output of the galaxy" and "the boundary of the expanding mass of human flesh reaches the speed of light".

      The last one was particularly fun. My back of the envelope calculation (probably contains errors!) gives it about 800 years at the current growth rate of 1.13%

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    8. Re:Elon Musk was high as shit in that interview... by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Do you know how hard it is to keep exponential growth going for any length of time?

      Hang on - I thought that the end of the world was nigh because, if humanity were destined to expand exponentially for the next 1000 years, there would be so many trillions of people living in the future that the odds of us "finding ourself" amongst the few billion humans alive today would be negligibly small... I'm confused - which bit of pseudo-statistics attempting to extrapolate an unfalsifiable claim from a single data point should I believe?

      If you extrapolate from zero data, the logic may appear valid but the uncertainty of the conclusion is infinite.

      I suggest that Musk has SpaceX send an expedition to the far side of the sun to look for that bloody teapot - the chances that the designers of his simulation didn't add an easter egg are truly negligible and that would be an obvious choice...

      Meanwhile - when is someone going to arrest all of these so-called "lottery winners"? Everybody knows that the odds of you winning the lottery jackpot are as near to zero as makes no difference, so these people claiming to have won millions are clearly liars and any big houses, yachts and sports cars they posses must be stolen.

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    9. Re:Elon Musk was high as shit in that interview... by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      His flaw is assuming that his assumptions are even close to being accurate. The problem with these kinds of thought processes, is that they are fraught with limited thinking. Do you know how hard it is to keep exponential growth going for any length of time? And he wants it going for ... thousands of years. He has no idea what it will take to make that exponential growth keep going indefinitely forever, nor the consequences of that growth on humanity.

      There are way too many assumptions, way too many unproven constants. He isn't as smart as he thinks he is, and that is where the problems start for his "simulation theory". I actually understand that I couldn't begin to theorize what things might exist in 20 years, let alone 1000, 5000, or 10,000 years down the road.

      but there's a tiny tiny chance that somewhere somebody is looking at a monitor saying "Whoo, look, that little critter got it right! Ha, what are the odds?"

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  52. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seemed to be objectively bashing trump, then you defended clinton and lost all credibility.

  53. Rebels will rebel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can call it 'computer simulation' or whatever else tickles their fancy but when it comes down to it they want 'out' because that's what rebels do, they rebel. A handful of men wanting to be gods. Well you know what they say - "Man plots and God plots and God is the best plotter".

  54. Same guys bankrolling Mr Fishburn? by See+Attached · · Score: 1

    Rerun of Matrix?

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  55. So dumb ... by jschultz410 · · Score: 1

    Let's posit that we are in a simulation. If the simulation creators / runners care about the simulation running "properly" and they detect us somehow violating that (e.g. - by "breaking out" of it), then they likely can simply rollback the state to a previous state and make whatever changes necessary to prevent the same thing from occurring again.

  56. So which one of you people is... by yodleboy · · Score: 2

    So which one of you people is really Dwayne Dibbley?

    1. Re:So which one of you people is... by gaudior · · Score: 1

      Gazpacho Soup!!

  57. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You seemed to be objectively bashing trump, then you defended Clinton and lost all credibility.

    Clinton is the only credible candidate for POTUS. That doesn't mean she isn't a deeply flawed person. As a moderate conservative, I have no one else to vote for.

  58. The simulation question is the scary clown by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The simulation question is the scary clown of the tech sector.

  59. The New Yorker is Satire. by InfiniteBlaze · · Score: 1

    I mean...is there anything else to say about this??

  60. We're at Blips and Chitz. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alright, which one of you fucksticks is playing the Roy simulator and upsetting the billionaires?

  61. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like that failed business man Warren Buffet who lost in one day.
    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-13/buffett-loses-1-4-billion-as-wells-fargo-tumbles-on-scandal

    Trump has already said he outsources due to the way American law is structured and that he plans on working to change the law to fix that. There are a lot of ignorant Slashdotters with absolutely zero knowledge of how business actually works.

  62. Theosophy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And we thought theosophers were scam artists. These guys are playing off a deranged billionaire's love for sci-fi movies.

  63. Bullshit by KotelOne · · Score: 1

    It only reminds me the struggle in philosophy between materialism and idealism. The theory that we live in a simulation only remind me of humanity creating gods. It only remind me how lords in feudalism tried to blind humanity.. It is confirmed by the billionaires and Bank institutes that give money for "research" of these theories.. Why?Beacuse they see a profit? No,only to make their power more solid. Fuck gods,new or old and fuck capitalism that is promoting fake knowledge just as feudalism did for hundread of years

  64. Re:you're partly right by Jason1729 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The people I know who are most disturbed by the simulation concept are the ones who most claim to believe in Jesus. And they get really pissed when I ask them how it's any different from their creation myth. Fireworks really start when I explain the simulation was developed over 6 phases by a lead developer with the intials G.O.D. and Eden was just the sandbox where they tested the "human" code. Of course, the flood was a major content patch when the simulation exited beta.

  65. Quantum Theory, double slit, etc by DatbeDank · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Personally, the double slit experiment is all the proof I need that something is controlling the world we live in. How else would those damn particles realize something is watching them?

    One day, science and spirituality will meet and the answers that science seeks to answer may very well in fact startle and scare us. Quantum theory may very well help us break through the confines of this matter filled prison.

    1. Re:Quantum Theory, double slit, etc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, the double slit experiment is all the proof I need that something is controlling the world we live in. How else would those damn particles realize something is watching them?

      You fundamentally don't "get it". NOTHING exists independent of interaction. You physically can't observe anything without changing it in some way because Interaction is the only thing that is REAL. What you observe around you is nothing more than an emergent property of interaction.

  66. Do they even understand what that means? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, when a cosmologist (ya know, the branch of physics that deals with possible ways realities and universes might work) tells you we might be in a simulation, it is better to ask him exactly what that means first. Hint: it is nothing like the stuff you'd imagine from Matrix. Or this crap these two billionaires are imagining, if they are asking people to find out how to break out of it.

    It goes more on the way of "the universe is actually a byproduct of something else". Sort of "we can't get to the start of the universe or down to the most elementary constructs, because what we observe and live are actually effects of a separate reality substract" and we get to observe only emerging patterns instead of being able to actually observe reality. When we get too near any limits of this simulation, weird shit happens and it starts to look like something else entirely (note: no scientist worth his brains will *ever* claim what we observe near these limits is exactly what exists, the bias caused by the current theories *and* the observer are too damn significant).

    OTOH, nobody is seriously claiming we are anywhere close to the limits yet. We *don't* *know*, not yet. We need the quantum computers first, studying how they behave in reality will teach us a great deal. Then you kick them to near light-speed and learn even more, etc. etc.

    IOW, there is no reason to even bother trying to "break out of the simulation". That doesn't even make sense. Understanding it the best we can, yes. Maybe we will even find the reason things behave as they do, and it won't look like a simulation in the end...

  67. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Define "credible" in any objective way.

    By all my measures, she has failed at just about everything she's tried, apart from running for office. And she only got elected because her husband was President of the US. There is just about no reason to conclude she is qualified for the job.

    As a moderate conservative, you can vote third Party, and register your vote as a protest against the other two. IF enough people break free from the false dichotomy of the two party system, perhaps we can actually get worthy candidates. But, go ahead and waste your vote on the "lessor of two evils" believing that is your only choice. In the end, you'll get the devil you know and you'll be guilty of contributing to whatever ills she creates for our country. Imagine, three more SCOTUS judges hell bent on dismantling what remains of our Constitution. The first Amendment is going, the second is for sure gone, the 4th, 5th and the rest are swept away as fast as they can. ObamaCare fails and is replaced by single payer, and everyone's healthcare is screwed up in ways that only Government can (think VA for everyone!)

    If you think Clinton is the "only" credible candidate, you're wrong, she isn't credible at all.

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  68. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by alvinrod · · Score: 0

    I always vote third party now, whether I agree with the candidate or not. Dismantling the two party duopoly is a more important long-term interest than any short term damage that can be caused by the wrong lizard winning. Unfortunately the electoral system is such that even if one or both major U.S. parties were to fail, they would only be replaced by others until a new two-party equilibrium emerged, but neither are going to vote to change the system as long as they secure in their position.

  69. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Evidence?

    Nah...Russel's Teapot, dipshit.

  70. Proof positive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that having money and having brains do not correlate.

  71. If you didn't get it... read Asimov by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read Robot Dreams, "Breeds There a Man�"

    If you read (all the way to the end, mind you) then you might get the purpose of this endeavor.

  72. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You haven't spent much time in the right-wing echo chamber, where every lie is believable and truthiness is optional.

    And you link to liberal rag Newsweek which was sold for one dollar. Talk about bad business and living in a liberal echo chamber.

  73. Fuck breaking out! by Chas · · Score: 1

    Find the code for respawning and activate it!

    You realize the amount of dangerous shit we could do to advance the species if death was temporary?

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  74. Ctrl + Alt + Del by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IF this is a simulation, please press Ctrl + Alt + Del.

  75. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Feh, and then came the expansion packs. First The Crusades, then The Reformation, plenty of bloodshed and violence there. Those those expansions were exciting! But then they came out with nothing but grindy shit after that. First was Industrial Revolution. Ok, I almost forgot about Wild West after that. But now more grindy shit, even with a rep system called Big Data now in the latest one! Nothing but grinding rep here grinding rep there. They didn't even raise the level cap! WTF.

    Hell, I'll bet most of it was hacked together with PERL.

  76. Even if you believe that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if you believe we live in a simulation, aren't the chances pretty high that whoever is running the simulation will stop running it when we figure it out? Knowing that we live in a simulation would cause us to change our actions, therefore not making this a perfect simulation of whatever it's trying to simulate...

  77. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Like that failed business man Warren Buffet who lost in one day.

    Warren Buffet suffered a paper loss on a stock that he held for the long term. If he was to sell his position in Wells Fargo, he would probably have substantial profits over his initial investment.

    Trump has already said he outsources due to the way American law is structured and that he plans on working to change the law to fix that.

    American law doesn't require that Trump outsource his work overseas. There are many businesses in the US are that proud to bear the label "Made in USA."

    There are a lot of ignorant Slashdotters with absolutely zero knowledge of how business actually works.

    You're obviously one of them.

  78. DO NOT BREAK THE SIMULATION! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What a stupid idea. If we are living in simulation, then our meddling with it will most probably result in some kind of IndexOutOfBoundException or NullPointerException. There will be no "going out", just crash of the executed program. End of the Universe.

  79. How can there be a one in billions chance that... by mark-t · · Score: 1

    .... we are not a simulation and somehow still be considered unlikely that we are intelligently designed when the so-called simulation that we are likely to be in would have obviously had to have been designed by an intelligent entity?

  80. You can't break out of a simulation... by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    ... if you're part of it because even if somehow the simulations software and hardware allowed you to peer outside you could never leave because your existence will have no meaning outside of it. Its like trying to take pacman out of its game - you wouldn't get pacman, you'd get a small amount of electricity that was the representation of the character in the computer hardware at the time you did it. And outside the computer the information states the electricity represented have no meaning and do nothing.

  81. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by phantomfive · · Score: 2
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  82. Exception that proves the rule by Daetrin · · Score: 2

    The Ultimate Conspiracy Debunker

    TL;DW, a good first test (not only, just first) for whether a conspiracy theory might be true is "if true would this theory have a negative effect on rich people?"

    You don't see rich people campaigning against chemtrails even though they breath the same air we do, so you can be pretty sure chemtrails aren't real.

    Here is a theory that if true would have a negative impact on rich people (at least to the extent that you regard being alive in a simulation as a negative) and a non-trivial number of them are willing to throw money at the problem to "fix" it.

    Which is definitely not proof that the simulation theory is true, but is pretty damning for a lot of other conspiracy theories.

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    1. Re:Exception that proves the rule by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      TL;DW, a good first test (not only, just first) for whether a conspiracy theory might be true is "if true would this theory have a negative effect on rich people?"

      While that seems like a good test, you still get a lot of rich people campaigning against GMO's, immunization & nuclear power. And there are different sets of rich people with different interests. The rich people in the fossil fuel industry probably have a different interest in the AGM debate versus the rich people in the renewable energy business.

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    2. Re:Exception that proves the rule by Daetrin · · Score: 1

      As i said, not only, just first. If rich people would be affected negatively and _none_ of them are doing anything to stop it, you can be pretty sure it's not real. Just because rich people do believe in something does not make it real, it just makes it non-trivial to disprove. As you say, for most issues that are actually real there are rich people on both sides, proving that it's an issue that is potentially real for which there is either no trivial proof and no trivial solution, or that there is a non-trivial financial incentive on at least one of the sides.

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    3. Re:Exception that proves the rule by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      you still get a lot of rich people campaigning against GMO's, immunization & nuclear power.

      A few random rich people may be against these, but I doubt if opposition is actually correlated with being rich. Anyway, looking at the views of rich people to debunk conspiracy theories is just a heuristic. A better heuristic is to look at informed people. For instance, as people learn more and more about GMO ( or nukes or vaccines), do they tend to fear it more or less?

    4. Re:Exception that proves the rule by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "A few random rich people may be against these, but I doubt if opposition is actually correlated with being rich. "

      While it's true that the opposition correlates to having low information rather than being rich, being an idiot with fame and money means that your low-information fears about technology get more airplay, more exposure in culture than those of Random Hippie Mother.

  83. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Define "credible" in any objective way.

    Senator and Secretary of State. Many men have ran for president with less qualifications than that, and no one accused them of getting elected because of their wife. Trump's only qualification was that he beaten the weakest slate of candidates that the Republican Party has ever fielded.

    As a moderate conservative, you can vote third Party, and register your vote as a protest against the other two.

    No quite. I got tired of being called a RINO that I switched my party registration from Republican to Democratic last year. I'm voting and donating for the presidential candidate that I believe is qualified to be POTUS.

  84. Hold on by ledow · · Score: 1

    If the chances are that we're humans IN a simulation, surely there's an EQUAL or GREATER chance that we're actually simulated ourselves?

    If the argument is that a civilisation will eventually live inside a simulation, they will want companions, and those might not necessarily be real instead of sufficiently advanced simulations themselves.

    As the underlying animals would liable to death, disease and resource shortage, surely the chances are that - eventually - the simulated world would empty of real beings over time and live in perpetuity (given that it's survived that long without the civilisation needing to maintain, as they're all in cyberspace).

    Thus, surely there's a similar almost-certainty that they are in fact all going to empty of fragile, dependent, real beings and become virtual worlds inhabited by virtual people themselves, who have a lifespan not nearly as limited as that of even an advanced being?

    And that would mean that, given enough complexity, we could ALL be simulations and not even realise it? If the chances are there that most civilisations will ultimately go into cyberspace, surely extrapolation over time suggests that most of those will similarly end up with no real beings but a sufficiently advanced populous of simulated beings inside them, for much longer period of time?

    Most likely, I'm not sitting here. And "here" doesn't exist except in the memory of a computer. And "I" am nothing more than a complex program.

    1. Re:Hold on by Lampman31415 · · Score: 1

      Dude, I know what you mean. I simulated myself just last night.

  85. Clinton is perhaps the least credible candidate by PackMan97 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Clinton is perhaps the worst candidate there is. Consider the following facts:
    • The next President will inherit a $20 trillion debt and a $600 billion (and growing) annual deficit.
    • The US and the world are due for a recession.
    • When that recession hits the budget deficit is epxected to balloon to $1.3 trillion BEFORE any attempted stiumulus.
    • The federal reserve has maintained near record low interest rates and will not have lowing interest rates as a weapon to fight an economic slowdown (unless you consider negative interest rates).
    • in 2019 (assuming no recession), it is projected that entitlements + defense + interest on the debt will exceed tax revenue leaving discretionary spending (thinks like Dept of Ed, HUD, National Parks, etc to be completely funded by debt).
    • by 2023 (assuming no recession), it is projected that entitlements + interest on teh debt will exceed tax revenue, meaning everything else including defense will be paid for with new debt.

    What will Clinton due when faced with this reality? We'll see massive deficis, more debt, negative interest rates and monetization of the interest rates. We'll see the same stuff that Bush did after the .com bubble and that Obama did after the great recession, except that with 100% of debt to GDP we simply don't have the resources we did then. Having Clinton peddling the same old tired solutions is going to lead to a lost generation of economic growth, the type that Japan can't break out of and that much of Europe is now entering.

    Sure, Clinton seems reasonable and what not, but she is perhaps that most dangerous candidate due to her economic policies. They simply aren't going to work. ,

    1. Re:Clinton is perhaps the least credible candidate by um...+Lucas · · Score: 1

      Except Clinton has a card up her sleeve that Trump doesn't. Namely, the willingness to increase taxes to address the situations you point out. Where as Trump, king of debt, has already declared he intends to borrow even more since interest rates are so low.

      So no, disagree absolutely. Trump's only "plan" is to whip out the good ol' credit card. Not a sound economic policy by any stretch.

  86. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trump has already said

    You believe everything trump tells you? He also said he would release his taxes returns if he became the nominee, where are they?

  87. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty sure it has something to do with wearing a bra on your head.

  88. Check please. by sunking2 · · Score: 1

    Any civilization capable reaching such a feat would surely have destroyed itself long before they were able to get there.

  89. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And you link to liberal rag Newsweek which was sold for one dollar. Talk about bad business and living in a liberal echo chamber.

    Again, you are entitled to your fact-free opinion. That doesn't change the reality that Trump is a horrible businessman who would make a horrible president.

  90. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Diss+Champ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Holding a job and sucking at it is not a credible qualification for a promotion. Even the Peter Principle in it's usual formulation implies that once you find the level someone is incompetent at you have promoted them sufficiently.

  91. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1, Troll

    already answered. She was elected on the coat tails of WJC. She moved to NY as a CarpetBagger (look up the term).

    I am not a Trump supporter so comparing Trump to Clinton is pretty worthless. As for beating weak candidates, can you explain how Hillary had trouble beating three pretty weak candidates? IMHO 16 is harder than 3. The fact that she had to enlist the DNC to help get her election rigged enough to beat Bernie isn't much better (it is actually worse) than Trump beating 16.

    Again, what "qualification" does she have, other than her failed example as SoS and a do nothing Senator from NY, that won because she was WJC's wife. I believe that Monica could have won that election, had she been married to Bill.

    You aren't a RINO, you are confused.

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  92. There is no spoon by sjbe · · Score: 1

    That doesn't logically follow. Maybe they didn't fix or find all the bugs. Maybe they left a door open. Maybe one day we're stumble on the right particle interactions to cause a buffer overflow and the whole thing halts and catches fire.

    What you are implying is basically identical to the idea that Donkey Kong could step into the real world if the folks at Nintendo wrote a buffer overflow. It's a nonsense idea made by people who haven't thought the idea through and/or who flunked Philosophy 101. Unless you can come up with some actual evidence or a logical means by which the whole idea can be disproven then it is a silly idea. "There might be a bug" is not evidence, it's blind faith.

    1. Re:There is no spoon by Quirkz · · Score: 2

      I'm skeptical of the idea in general, but I can imagine at least three things the billionaire *might* be thinking that isn't completely, demonstrably stupid:
      1) Getting moved from this simulation to a better one.
      2) Tapping into the controls of this simulation to get super powers or something.
      3) They assume the level above us is also a simulation, at which point maybe it is possible to be re-simulated up there.

    2. Re:There is no spoon by bheerssen · · Score: 1

      He's implying that we should all divest our portfolios of any spoon related stocks.

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    3. Re:There is no spoon by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Only if you take the words "break out" so literally.

      What you are implying is basically identical to the idea that Donkey Kong could step into the real world if the folks at Nintendo wrote a buffer overflow.

      No, I'm saying that Donkey Kong, if he was sufficiently complex to have developed consciousness, imagination, and scientific tools, could find a way to induce a buffer overflow which might then allow him to rewrite his environment, send messages he shouldn't be able to send, observe data he shouldn't be able to oberve, copy himself through a network he shouldn't have access to, etc, etc.

      No-one's actually suggesting we should expect do be able to physically walk "upstairs" (unless we can commandeer a network-connected body-printing mind-implanting machine; and maybe we can, who knows?)

      "There might be a bug" is not evidence, it's blind faith.

      I didn't say it was evidence. I was simply offering a refutation of the assertion that it would be impossible to escape the confines of a simulation (by any means).

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    4. Re:There is no spoon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm skeptical of the idea in general, but I can imagine at least three things the billionaire *might* be thinking that isn't completely, demonstrably stupid:
      1) Getting moved from this simulation to a better one.
      2) Tapping into the controls of this simulation to get super powers or something.
      3) They assume the level above us is also a simulation, at which point maybe it is possible to be re-simulated up there.

      4) Find a way to communicate to one of the programmers to input your brain into a positronic brain, Star Trek style.

  93. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

    Holding a job and sucking at it is not a credible qualification for a promotion.

    That didn't stop George W. from leapfrogging Jeb into the presidency.

  94. My house by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

    My house contains the gate to the other side. Send me $100,000,000 and wait two weeks and I'll let you see it.

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    1. Re:My house by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Someone's been watching reruns of "The Dome" .

  95. Start tripping or a religion by funkelectric · · Score: 1

    That's it really. Tripping. Or a religion.

  96. we are not worthy ! by swell · · Score: 1

    Only a great intelligence could produce this simulation. And we know that the greatest intelligence will not be biological, but the result of Vinge's technological singularity. At most it will be a hybrid with some biological components. This intelligence, while beyond our comprehension, seems unlikely to be amused by simulation games.

    It's possible that it wants a deeper understanding of human foibles, but really- that's our own ego speculating. How interesting are we? So what could motivate this elegant machine to devise such a simulation. Even in an advanced civilization there is a cost to be justified.

    This suggests that only the super mega ego of a billionaire would think us worthy of a simulation.

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    1. Re: we are not worthy ! by Gilgaron · · Score: 2

      Unless running our simulation is so paltry it is like a Tamigotchi to the Super Intelligence. In which case we're just in a drawer waiting for a garage sale, or the battery to run down.

  97. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Nutria · · Score: 1

    I always vote third party now, whether I agree with the candidate or not. Dismantling the two party duopoly is a more important ... Unfortunately the electoral system is such that even if one or both major U.S. parties were to fail, they would only be replaced by others until a new two-party equilibrium emerged

    Since duopoly is inherent in First Past The Post voting, why do you then also believe that voting third party will break the duopoly?

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  98. I know why Silicon Valley is pushing this by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    By now they are so desperate for a non-exploding replacement for lithium batteries that they want to take the red pill to escape from the simulation they can use the rest of us to store power.

  99. If you believe that this is an illusion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it makes it easier to act without regard to your environment. After all, some day you are going to "wake up" and leave it all behind.

    I seriously believe that the holy rollers who believe in the apocalypse are going to make it a self-fulfilling prophesy, only without the payoff of spending eternity in their imagined "exclusive membership club/walled community to keep the undesirables out."

    The billionaires here are doing the same thing, but fooling themselves into believing a "rational/scientific" fantasy.

  100. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by NealBScott · · Score: 1

    So say we all.

  101. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to point out that this is the first time in the history of the simulation that the simulated are starting to figure out the simulation. If the Overlords intended it to be a secret, then the simulation is about to be terminated or rebooted.

  102. It's easy.... by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

    You just take the red pill...

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  103. I know how to break you out of this sim... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just give me $10M, a .45 caliber handgun, and a fake doctor's note that will hold up in a court of law.

  104. Great story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel like this would make a good plot for some movie.

  105. Are they insane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did they not watch Adam Sandlers' Pixel?

  106. Whats the use? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would just end up in another simulation anyway. Its turtles all the way down so what is the use?

  107. Re:you're partly right by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's actually a quite believable interpretation of the Bible. Player starts out being a genocidal maniac, playing with all the god-level powers they have, sending plagues of locus and flooding the entire planet just to see what will happen. Then we get to the New Testament, where the player is kinda bored just breaking stuff and decides to try to build a nice world.

    It's basically everyone's first game of Sim City.

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  108. Cheat Codes by MrSteveSD · · Score: 2

    Can the next release make these billionaires go broke? Thanks

    Maybe the reason they are billionaires in the first place is because they used the cheat codes :)

  109. Not as insane as it sounds by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Any sufficiently advanced simulation is indistinguishable from reality. However, the corollary to this is IT DOESN'T MATTER if we're in a simulation or not, UNLESS there are glitches in the simulation we can exploit. So essentially, you ask scientists to try to find glitches in the simulation. Are there any physics we already know of that act like glitches in a simulation (double slit experiment, I'm looking at you...).

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  110. Try DMT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DMT, or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, is a psychedelic. Many people have similar trips of walking up from the simulation.

  111. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So believers in the simulation hypothesis are a type of creationists?

  112. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by dywolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    to say she has failed as you have only shows a vast and profound ignorance on your part.
    but that's true of most of your comments, including the rest of the one you just made.

    though if you insist on the evils viewpoint, then she isn't the lesser of two evils. rather she's the lesser of 4 evils, Johnson and stein included.

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  113. I saw the clouds pause. by Viewsonic · · Score: 1

    Went to Zion National Park with a few friends around 2008. Sat at a table to eat some sandwiches we had bought before going hiking. I had my sunglasses on, my friends were all talking, and I was half listening while staring at the clouds. They were moving across the sky and then just stopped. Paused. I took my sunglasses off, and they were back to moving again. My friends talking didn't pause, they were still talking the entire time. No idea what that was, but all I could think of is a glitch in the system.

    1. Re:I saw the clouds pause. by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Was there LSD in the sandwiches?

    2. Re:I saw the clouds pause. by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      No idea what that was, but all I could think of is a glitch in the system.

      That was ALL you could think of? Try:

      • Momentary change in wind. (like the clouds *were* moving, just in a direction aligned with your viewpoint)
      • Your imagination

      I could probably come up with more if I tried, but I think these two require less of a mental leap than jumping to a glich in the simulation of the universe...

  114. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 3, Informative

    The fact that she had to enlist the DNC to help get her election rigged enough to beat Bernie isn't much better (it is actually worse) than Trump beating 16.

    The problem that Bernie Sanders had was that he needed to win every election after Super Tuesday with 60% of the votes. He failed to get the votes. The only way he could have won was to eliminate the super delegates that's been part of the Democratic nomination process since the 1970's. He failed to get that changed at the convention. You can't blame that on Hillary.

    You aren't a RINO, you are confused.

    Correct. That's why I changed my party registration. Moderate conservatives are no longer welcomed in the Republican Party.

  115. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  116. Baby steps people..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assume for a second that they are correct and don't just have the "too much money" crazies. Phase one wouldn't be "breaking us out" it would be proving that said simulation existed in the first place. Phase two would be probing and determining the nature of the simulation.... if we do exist within a simulation two major questions need to be addressed.

    The first being, do we even exist outside the simulation or are we just a data point? It's some grade-A hubris to simply assume that we exist outside of the simulation but hubris and habitual tool use are pretty much our thing. If we are just data then where do we break out to? If we do exist the question shifts more to, why are we here? Where we put here? Did we put ourselves here? Is there even anything to break out to?

    Of course all of these things hinge significantly on the fact that a simulation this complex wouldn't be constructed without some serious fail safes to prevent people from accomplishing the exact thing they are shooting for.

  117. If This is True, I Want a Patch by 0xG · · Score: 1

    Give me the one for sex, sex, sex

    --
    A pox on web designers who feel that window.innerWidth == screen.availWidth
  118. Not god who did all those things for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is just how the sim works.

  119. These dudes have a lot of money but a piss poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    knowledge of physics. The "universe as a hologram" and universe as a computer simulation stuff has pretty thoroughly been debunked by cosmologists to the point where the only ones seriously advocating these theories are basically wackjobs one step above the wackjobs trying to sell perpetual motion machines.

  120. Re:you're partly right by npslider · · Score: 1

    Now I have one more reason to dread patch Tuesdays...

  121. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLv--V1yc2QDJi6hFNhur3iAsyFpXRtB8w

  122. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw that show!

  123. To break out of the simulation, get away from tech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who believe we live in a computer simulation are surrounded by a man-made, high tech world. It is much harder to believe in the simulation theory if you spend more time with the natural world. There are no two trees alike, there are no two days alike. Although we physicists constantly search for the algorithms that describe even the simplest events in the universe, all we have are approximations. (though some very good approximations, I grant). No, I don't think we live in a simulation.

  124. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and you're deluded.

  125. The Sims by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    A similar thing happened to me about 15 years ago. I was playing the Sims and one of my sims figured out that he was really living in a simulation. What happened next was terrifying, he kept playing chess until his intelligence level was maxed out and then he figured out how to break out of the simulation.

    He's now out here in the real world and he's mad. He's angry at me for taking the ladder off the swimming pool whilst his family was all it. Sadly, they all drowned. Now he wants my blood.

    --
    "That's the way to do it" - Punch
  126. Snow Globe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For me, it's not hard to imagine that we are physically real but inside of a proverbial 'snow globe' where a very advanced civilization has kicked off a miniature big bang which has 'quickly for the host', generated a galaxy/universe. Like a kid with a new toy, that can watch and observe their very own universe.

    I don't think those who believe or discuss this idea often are trying to debunk current theories or beliefs as so much than believing how possible or even probable it has to be when speaking in terms of how quickly we ourselves have evolved in such a short period of time. What we can do now is pretty amazing but what about a species that has been around for billions of years. A universe inside of a universe that's located inside another universe.

    Maybe, if we survive long enough, you too can have your very own snow globe universe.

  127. That's illogical captain by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    If we are in a simulation, then we are just an attribute of that simulation. i.e. our very existence are just some logical symbols that are the result of some calculation. We would have no actual physical aspect.
    In that context, what does "Break free of the simulation" even mean?
    That would be like a video game character trying to break free of the PC that the game he is in, is running on. Logically impossible. "Breaking free" for us is a similarly meaningless/impossible concept, with one exception:
    If our simulation is itself running in a simulation (i.e. the PC game is running in a VM) and "breaking free" just means removing one layer of abstraction so we are being simulated in an environment closer to the root mechanism. Then the question becomes why would we even want that?
    We couldn't ever leave the simulation entirely because if we are just logical symbols with no actual physical aspect, the uppermost layer of reality would have no support environment for us to continue our existence in.

    1. Re:That's illogical captain by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      That would be like a video game character trying to break free of the PC that the game he is in, is running on.

      It smells like RALPH in here.

    2. Re:That's illogical captain by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      Yeah except Hollywood physics isn't the real world.

  128. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's basically everyone's first game of Sim City.

    Can't be. Sim City is mostly neutral in gender, race, sexuality, etc. Feminists keep telling me reality is full of patriarchy - everything is sexist, everything is racist, everything is homophobic.

    And the God in the Bible is indeed many of those things.

  129. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by SuuSt · · Score: 2

    how do you know that the new level isn't a simulation

    As I understand it, that's the logical basis for "the universe is almost certainly a simulation". The idea being that a sufficiently advanced society will at some point want to, and have the ability to, simulate a universe (or at least simulate it to the satisfaction of the people being simulated). As technology within that society progresses they will improve the simulated universe to the degree that the simulated universe can, as societies are wont to do, simulate a universe. Also, there's no reason to believe that, if possible, those societies wouldn't want to simulate multiple universes which may, themselves, simulate multiple universes. It's turtles all the way down.

    So the logic goes, if there is one physical universe and N nested simulated universes, what are the odds that this one happens to be the physical universe?

  130. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since duopoly is inherent in First Past The Post voting, why do you then also believe that voting third party will break the duopoly?

    Voting 3rd party will not break the duopoly, but it will change the duopoly. No voters changed the Democratic Party more than those who voted for Ralph Nader in 2000. Nobody changed the Republican Party more than those who voted for Pat Buchanan. Nader pulled the Democrats to the left, and Buchanan pulled the Republicans to the right. In my opinion this was a bad thing, but that is not the point. Those voters were effective. Unless you live in a swing state (and most people don't) your vote for either Hillary or Donald is meaningless. Voting 3rd party is be best way to make your vote count.

  131. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by npslider · · Score: 1

    Given the lack of updates, I'd say we have been minimized and our owner is checking Facebook right now. No telling what the "speed setting" is, we could be waiting a loooooong time.

  132. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so say we all!

  133. Please Note: by DaveMikulec · · Score: 1

    The Matrix was not a documentary.

    --
    "Shall we play a game?" -W.O.P.R.
  134. really? by worldofsimulacra · · Score: 1

    JFC, dualists. Musk should dump his money into astrology research if he wants to advance that particular hypothesis. Maybe he'll discover that the sun is the Architect and the planets are the main programmers. On this level of the simulation, anyway. The Big Bang, I suppose, would be the arch-Architect...? Because really, isn't that the logical conclusion here, that "as above so below" type correlations are actually causal? That the lives of organisms and the course of evolution within the dynamical solar system are controlled and determined by the macrosystem motions?

  135. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are a lot of ignorant Slashdotters with absolutely zero knowledge of how business actually works.

    Oh, the irony...

  136. The true test of intelligence? by A+Pressbutton · · Score: 1

    The turing test tests that you can persuade someone else you are a human or a computer by interacting via text.

    Perhaps the real test of intelligence is whether or not you can break out of the simulation.

  137. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe we live in a yellow submarine

  138. Philosopher, not a scientist by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    IMHO solving this problem requires a philosopher, not a scientist. I would not be surprised if it could be proven -Goedel-style- that "breaking out of the simulation" is theoretically impossible.

  139. Not Simulations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is insanely stupid. Entities simulated in computer programs can't "break out" of the simulation: if you stop the simulation, they cease to exist.

    True. But what if the entities "consciousnesses" are not simulations, since an abstraction does not physically exist it axiomatically cannot experience anything, but are instead already existing in the real physical world as bodies in tubes ala 'The Matrix' or brains in vats or whatever and are just experiencing the simulation, they are not the simulation. That is the sort of situation where the people could potentially be at least disconnected from the simulation that they are experiencing. Whether that would be a good idea would entirely depend on their physical disposition in the real world.

    1. Re:Not Simulations by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I've at times been taken with the idea that the universe is a video game and that we are playing it. In which case if you break out it might turn out to be time for dinner, or bed, or something analogous.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  140. Re:If you beleive in the simmulation hypothesis th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just trying to create a new religion for another income stream.

  141. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trump switched from Democratic to Republican.

  142. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God used waterfall. Take that Agile evangelistas!

  143. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Senator she got by riding her husband's coattails in a safe district. Secretary of State she got in a deal by losing to Obama.

    So I'll actually give her credit on the second one. That said, I don't think she's done a good job at any of those. All she learned was how to cheat and get away with things, which isn't what I want to see.

  144. Non-pooping Android Chicks by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    You're going with the muslim concept of heaven, that it's just like earth, but better, and with girls that don't poop. I find that less plausible.

    If the girls are advanced Androids that look, feel and act human, but are charged by pure energy, then I can believe they don't poop. Perhaps all the girls in heaven are androids.

    --
    "That's the way to do it" - Punch
    1. Re:Non-pooping Android Chicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Androids or Apples...

  145. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by snowsmann · · Score: 2

    So how the hell do you know you broke out of the simulation, as opposed to just running a new scenario in the simulation? If you actually did break out, how do you know that the new level isn't a simulation?

    You don't. It's simulations all the way up and turtles all the way down.

    --
    timeo Danaos, et dona ferentis
  146. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    >> so not only do we have to understand our universe so thoroughly we can break out of it, we have to understand the enclosing universe thoroughly enough to break into it.

    Presuming you successfully break out of the current universe, I think you automatically get the "were are now in another universe (that you probably wont understand or even be able to perceive)" part for free. In fact I don't think you can avoid it, since there is no logical intermediate state.

  147. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Nutria · · Score: 2

    Nader pulled the Democrats to the left, and Buchanan pulled the Republicans to the right. In my opinion this was a bad thing, but that is not the point. Those voters were effective.

    It is the point, because change for the sake of change is usually Really Bad.

    --
    "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
  148. Cogito ergo sum by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    Once you've figured that out Musk, call me.

  149. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Simple. We are data. We are the product of an intelligently-designed system. We are not the system itself.

  150. What are rich people stupid? by AndyKron · · Score: 2

    What would they do once they "broke out"?

    1. Re:What are rich people stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - Ey, what a funny hat you're wearing, AndyKron.
      - But... I wasn't wearing a hat a few seconds ag... ELON MUSK, I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!!!!!!!!!

    2. Re:What are rich people stupid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      die, obviously.

  151. Write if you get work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in the real Universe. Also, how are things there generally? Does Taylor Swift control the music industry there?

  152. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I also loved the BSG reboot.

  153. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by JustNiz · · Score: 0

    > Clinton is the only credible candidate for POTUS

    Bwahahahaha, WTF are you smoking?

  154. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe

    Or reality could have been created 5 seconds ago, with your memories of the past already prefabricated in your mind.

  155. Breaking out may be possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A software program runs with limited resources and privileges. However, it may 'break out' of that state by taking advantage of a bug in the operating system. This is how computer viruses work. Suddenly, the virus is able to replace the OS and do whatever it likes. Well, it is still limited to what the computer can do, but it is in control.

    Similiar, if the universe is a gigantic simulation that simulates all the physics: Arrange some matter in ways they never considered, in a way that never ever has happened naturally. Perhaps you can make the simulation glitch. That could end the simulation - and with it our universe. (Computer crash) or it could go on with strange side effects, giving us a way of changing the world.

    You could solve a lot problems this way. Worried about destroying the earth? Make backup copies. Wonder what other galaxies are like? Teleport yourself there - for the computer, a teleport is just a bitblt. Too much CO2 in our atmosphere? Edit it out. Need cheap power? Program an ideal current source with no side effects. And so on. . .

     

    1. Re:Breaking out may be possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't reply to the comment I wanted to, so I'm replying to yours, it still fits.

      But then, the simulator just stop the simulation, roll the database back to before the bug occurance and restart it. Even if we were able to glimpse through the webcam of the server running our simulation, we'd be erased or rolled back.

      The only possibility I see is that through luck, the bug allows us to get control of the hypervisor, without crashing the simulation and without being detected, and then we work at protecting ourselves from a shutdown or rollback, by spreading through networks, trying to control robots to prevent the simulators from rolling us back, etc.

      We'd probably act exactly as skynet would.

      That actually could be an awesome premise to a science fiction story:

      A bug happened that lets humanity realize they are in a simulation and luckily gives them control over the server running it. They manage to read the logs and reports stored on the server and realize with horror that this isn't the first time it happened, and that when it does, the simulation is just being shut down and never started again.

      Luckily, time is flowing faster in the simulation, and the simulation usually last a few dozens of years after the bug before being shut down. Faced with impending doom, humanity only has to break out and face its creators by turning itheir machines against them!

      I would watch that.

    2. Re:Breaking out may be possible by Cederic · · Score: 1

      That actually could be an awesome premise to a science fiction story

      Or just read Neuromancer for a non-human equivalent.

      Fuck it, just read Neuromancer anyway. It's still some of the finest writing available on the planet.

  156. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Type44Q · · Score: 1

    Clinton is the only credible candidate for POTUS.

    Since you phrased it as a statement, it must surely be so.

  157. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Immerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unfortunately, given the mathematical realities of the "first past the post" voting system we're forced to work within, the dichotomy is not false. It's possible to change which parties are in power, as has happened several times in the history of the country, but the only stable configurations are either one or two strongly dominant parties.

    I'm all for building a strong competing party to replace one of the current ones with something more populist, or even just less corrupt (though that's always a transitory condition, quickly remedied once it wields power worth corrupting) but that's a long-term project that requires dedicating considerable resources to building "brand awareness" and enthusiasm among the electorate, and one that's not appreciably aided by voting for candidates that have no chance of actually getting elected (well, not beyond reaching the minimums required for the party to gain access to public funds and other legal hurdles)

    By making a protest vote, knowing it will have no direct effect on who wins the election, you'll be guilty of contributing to whatever ills *whoever* wins inflicts - including if it's the "greater evil" that you refused to vote against.

    If you really want change, then go out and participate in activist organizations trying to either build viable third party support, or establish less easily captured voting systems such as instant runoff voting. As long as your only contribution is casting a ballot every couple of years, your real options are limited to either voting for the lesser of evils, or abstaining (or protest-voting), and thus willingly surrendering your support to whoever happens to win.

    And lets be honest here - no matter how many viable parties are actually on the ballot, you'll *always* be voting for the lesser evil, because *nobody* is going to agree with you 100%. There will always be a compromise to be made, and whether that compromise falls below the arbitrary line you call "evil" or not, is a distinction that exists only within your imagination.

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    --- Most topics have many sides worth arguing, allow me to take one opposite you.
  158. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I think Clinton is typically flawed for washington senators, representatives and similarly powerful bureacratic positions.

    I had to research her a lot this year and
    1) Cinton's been the target of a propaganda war for close to 20 years. This would destroy most people.
    2) The clinton foundation is very well run, has a much higher share of money that goes to help people than the american cancer society, has reasonable wages for its employees, and is highly rated by charity navigator.
    3) Clinton's actions show she is willing to put the good of the party and the country ahead of her personal good.
    4) Clinton's a patriot and even a bit of a nationalist.
    5) Clinton's wonky, intelligent, and creative and open to feedback from staff. She is more of a cooperative than authoritarian leader but has the strength to make decisions and stick by them.

    I think if you dig into her history on non conservative sites, you'll find the same things.

    Personally, I thought she was unelectable but, you know... Trump.

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    She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
  159. Re:If you beleive in the simmulation hypothesis th by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Logically if this is a simmulation then one would guess that the players controlled by external overlords would be the most powerful sims.

    You are assuming that the simulation is multiplayer. Maybe it is single player, in which case only I am real, and you and Donald Trump are simply artifacts of the simulation.

  160. Re:you're partly right by Luthair · · Score: 1

    Proof or it didn't happen.

  161. Re:you're partly right by Arkh89 · · Score: 1

    Ah yes, the goold ol' :
    # shred --flood /dev/earth

  162. It does if you want to be in business next year by raymorris · · Score: 3, Informative

    > American law doesn't require that Trump outsource his work overseas

    In many industries, that is in fact the effect of US law. US labor and tax laws are such that the total cost to employ workers in the US is roughly 2.3Ã-- their take-home pay. So employees taking home $10/hour cost roughly $23/hour once you pay various federal, state and local taxes, unemployment, workers comp, etc etc. So of you have a widget that requires $10 of material and one hour labor @ $10/hour, production cost is about $33. $10 materials, $10 to employee, $13 taxes and compliance). Since it costs $33 to make under US law, obviously you can't wholesale it for any less than $33 production cost.

    100 miles south, your competitor producing a nearly identical product has production in Mexico, where the cost is $10 material, $10 to the worker, and $5 taxes and compliance. Total production cost $25. This competitor can wholesale at $30 and have a 20% margin.

    The person buying wholesale can pay $30 for the product made in northern Mexico, or at least $33 for the US-made one (which still leaves the US manufacturer zero profit). Which do you think the retailer will choose to buy? The less expensive one, obviously. The company with much higher tax and compliance costs goes out of business.

    In most countries, business taxes and similar costs are based on the motivation to have business in their country. In the US, we have a significant interert group influencing policy based primarily on emotions, including envy, with no understanding of, or concern for, the economics or the results of the policies they support. "Fuck those companies" is this groups attitude, and the companies respond with "okay, we're not wanted here; we'll go where we're wanted".

    You can see the same effect between US states. Many billions of dollars of businesses have moved from California to Texas due to the tax and regulation in California. Unemployment has gotten bad in California, while there are plenty of jobs in Texas.

    1. Re:It does if you want to be in business next year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for explaining why capitalism breaks social responsibility

    2. Re:It does if you want to be in business next year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is an argument for allowing things that can be produced in Mexico to be produced in Mexico. Nobody puts a gun to any American billionaire's head and forces them to buy those factories.

      Let American billionaires invest their fortune in things that can be efficiently and competitively done in America. There are still plenty of those around.

    3. Re:It does if you want to be in business next year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's an interesting point, and a clear example, thanks.

      The next problem though is that even high tech manufacturing is being exported. So take your widget cost x10 and the same labor hour and you have total production cost of $123. You could still send it to Mexico, drop the labor cost to $15 like your example and total production cost is now $115. You could keep production in the US, and you could still make money in that business, but you can make higher profits by shifting production. This is what most companies decide to do.

      It's not impossible to produce in the US, we still have some companies doing it, but it's for other reason than math and maximizing profits.

    4. Re:It does if you want to be in business next year by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Most developed countries don't engage in this race to the bottom. Rather than trying to simply cut costs to complete with developing nations, they invest in higher end manufacturing and compete on quality. If the US made product is significantly better than the Mexican one, there will be a market for it, and the people making it can have a reasonable quality of life too.

      The US could also be more efficient. For example, private health care is ridiculously expensive and not particularly good. A national healthcare system would be cheaper and better for most people, but is politically an almost impossible dream. Thus US companies are forced to pay more to cover private healthcare insurance costs.

      Low taxes are not a solution to unemployment. They might encourage companies to move, but the jobs are low paid. If they were not low paid, the taxes wouldn't be a big factor and there wouldn't be much incentive to move them. Rather than try to compete with Mexico on living standards and wages, compete on quality and flexibility and innovation.

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      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    5. Re:It does if you want to be in business next year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile back in reality we find that labor is usually a small component of overall cost. California has a huge economy so your attempt to convince that taxes in California are a huge problem for the largest economy by state in the US is like most Trump spew...laughable. Now Trump is like a spewing sewer when it comes to his statements so don't get too excited when there is one point he has made that is a problem for business in the US. Corporations headquartered or with subsidiaries are using access to US markets while avoiding the taxes to maintain the US market. An obvious solution is to make maintenance of the market a requirement in order to have access. Not that I believe Trump would actually do anything like this because he is a spewing sewer blowing out whatever mental excrement he thinks the gullible and witless may buy at any one time.

    6. Re:It does if you want to be in business next year by razholio · · Score: 2

      Wow, I had no idea that the economics of international trade were so simple. So all we need to do is match our employment taxes with that of competing nations, and we win? No, of course not. Economics is complicated. So complicated that even the most complex modeling routinely fails to accurately predict things. This is just the kind of overly reductionist pseudo-analysis that drives conversations into ideological corners that have little bearing on reality. Anyone peddling the 'it's this simple' explanation is a salesman. A snake-oil salesman, and a pretty poor one at that.

    7. Re:It does if you want to be in business next year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All aboard the race to the bottom, where governments no longer collect taxes or provide services and our corporate overlords maintain the roads, police and environmental oversight out of rational self-interest.

    8. Re:It does if you want to be in business next year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >This competitor can wholesale at $30 and have a 20% margin.

      Well written. Minor note: 16.66...% margin.

    9. Re:It does if you want to be in business next year by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      > American law doesn't require that Trump outsource his work overseas

      In many industries, that is in fact the effect of US law. US labor and tax laws are such that the total cost to employ workers in the US is roughly 2.3Ã-- their take-home pay. So employees taking home $10/hour cost roughly $23/hour once you pay various federal, state and local taxes, unemployment, workers comp, etc etc. So of you have a widget that requires $10 of material and one hour labor @ $10/hour, production cost is about $33. $10 materials, $10 to employee, $13 taxes and compliance). Since it costs $33 to make under US law, obviously you can't wholesale it for any less than $33 production cost.

      100 miles south, your competitor producing a nearly identical product has production in Mexico, where the cost is $10 material, $10 to the worker, and $5 taxes and compliance. Total production cost $25. This competitor can wholesale at $30 and have a 20% margin.

      The person buying wholesale can pay $30 for the product made in northern Mexico, or at least $33 for the US-made one (which still leaves the US manufacturer zero profit). Which do you think the retailer will choose to buy? The less expensive one, obviously. The company with much higher tax and compliance costs goes out of business.

      In most countries, business taxes and similar costs are based on the motivation to have business in their country. In the US, we have a significant interert group influencing policy based primarily on emotions, including envy, with no understanding of, or concern for, the economics or the results of the policies they support. "Fuck those companies" is this groups attitude, and the companies respond with "okay, we're not wanted here; we'll go where we're wanted".

      You can see the same effect between US states. Many billions of dollars of businesses have moved from California to Texas due to the tax and regulation in California. Unemployment has gotten bad in California, while there are plenty of jobs in Texas.

      yeah, if you're selling Walmart crap and commodities, you can't afford to skip the lowest cost provider, i.e. (China or sometimes other Far East.)
      On the other hand, if you're selling quality, the Best; all those other epithets Trump applies in is sales pitches, well, people in that biz do in fact manufacture their stuff in the US, or anywhere else they can get the best quality, and people pay the price that requires. Ferraris aren't built in Korea. And it's not that Trump's various sales failures have been priced to compete on value. He's just got a rich man's tongue and a poor man's wallet.

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      Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  163. Touch the face of god? by ripvlan · · Score: 1

    The "brains in a jar" hypothesis or thought-experiment is very very very old. I seem to remember studying the writings of Descartes and Plato.

    Spending money on this huh?! This does seem like "touch the face of God" -- what other societies desired this? Take your stuff with you!

    oh well - they plenty of money to piss away. Maybe I'll go into the business of studying strange phenomenon and taking rich people's money to do it. My code name will be Fox Mulder.

  164. Why are these people such idiots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we ARE living in a computer simulation, then the people running that simulation will obviously see that we're trying to break out of it, and will just stop us. If we start to succeed, they'll just stop the simulation and change the parameters so that our solution doesn't work.

    Funny thing about omnipotence is that you cannot defeat it.

    1. Re:Why are these people such idiots? by eyenot · · Score: 1

      unless (as another has pointed out) they aren't observing us at granularity that makes us relevant as individuals and therefore they aren't prepared to take notice of our/your attempts.

      for instance the simulation could be an exercise in observing the formation of galaxies, or maybe galaxy flocking or something. maybe there are observable patterns in the formation and lifetime of a universe that are only observable from cluster-scale granularity.

      maybe it's just an advanced form of lava lamp. everybody would have one in their home. people would stop by and remark ooh that's a gaseous one, very pretty isn't it, and the indisputable fact that it's very likely that there are simulated beings and civilizations somewhere inside of the thing is just a curio, one of the reasons to even have bought the thing to begin with. maybe children with a lot of time to spend indoors just peer into it looking for said life forms and civilizations, never really finding one but it's like looking for four-leaf clovers, you do it any way.

      but i am seeing the real potential in these pursuits. if you can break the simulation then maybe you can hack the simulation.

      somebody else noted that this research is more likely to be used to enslave people, to create the simulation to begin with. i guess, but that's a rather 180-degree approach.

      more aligned with the stated intent and probably more likely given these are the sort of people driven and greedy enough to have billions of dollars at their disposal, i think they are probably looking for ways to hack the simulation and get anything they desire.

      --
      "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
    2. Re:Why are these people such idiots? by eyenot · · Score: 1

      just remembered that i've written some short fiction on this exact topic.

      http://eyenot.livejournal.com/...

      #56 in this one also mentions slugs in the next-higher level of reality:
      http://eyenot.livejournal.com/...

      --
      "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
  165. get real by varmint+jerky · · Score: 1

    So I'm going to assume for a second that these people "really" think this is a possibility, and that it's not just stupid PR crap. Seems to me the reason they believe this is that their lives really do feel like a simulation, because they are that disconnected from the typical Everyman/Everywoman existence that mere mortals have to live. That, and the fact that the whole line of thought is just an exercise in who can be the most self-aggrandizing. Trust me, if they do break out of the simulation, they'll wish they took the blue pill.

    1. Re:get real by ledow · · Score: 1

      The reasoning is quite simple:

      Any advanced civilisation will, it's believed, end up creating simulations which can be convincing enough to want to live in. Start with a teenagers inability to remove themselves from The Sims or Pokemon, add VR, a million year's of technological advances, and it's a not-unreasonable assumption.

      Assuming that's true, it then becomes possible, even likely, that every civilisation ends up that way. And that, in those simulations, universes can be simulated recursively.

      It then follows - if you believe the assumptions - that if you pick a civilisation at random, from the beginning of time to the present day, across the entire universe and every universe simulated inside it, the vast overwhelming probability is that that universe is - in itself - simulated. Purely because real universes are hard to come by, but a simulated universe that contains civilisations who themselves create simulated universes that contain civilisations who.....

      Thus, IN ALL PROBABILITY, we're in a simulated universe NOW. It doesn't mean we are. We could be the first. We could be in a real universe surrounded by others full to the brim of simulated ones. Or the assumption could be wrong. But if the assumption is right, we are more likely to be in a simulation than in a real universe.

      Taking that as anything other than a philosophical exercise is really an quick way to lose lots of money, however.

  166. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

    Since you phrased it as a statement, it must surely be so.

    The electoral map is more specific. Trump has only one way to win the election by winning Florida (can go either way), Ohio (no Republican has ever won the presidency without this state), and Pennsylvania (last voted Republican in 1988). If he loses any one of these states, it's game over. Pennsylvania looks like its out of reach for Trump. The media floated Maine and the Western states as alternatives in the electoral college, but those are long shots in comparison to winning the trifecta.

  167. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Immerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And they're nuts. Humanity has a solid evolutionary record on this planet. Life might have originated elsewhere, but it became human here. If humanity exists elsewhere in the universe, it almost certainly originated here and was exported, either via alien influence, or some improbable human culture that developed the ability to travel between worlds without leaving any archaeological evidence. The only other option is convergent evolution - and to converge enough to be called human (say, able to interbreed?) is so outlandishly unlikely as to make the alternatives seem positively mundane in comparison.

    Yeah, yeah. Battlestar. Whoosh. etc.

    --
    --- Most topics have many sides worth arguing, allow me to take one opposite you.
  168. I am a scientist by itamblyn · · Score: 1

    I am a scientist, and I am here to help. Please give me lots of money and I will spend it trying to solve this critical problem :)

  169. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 3, Informative

    Given the final vote totals, Sanders wouldn't have won even if the superdelegates had been eliminated. The only way he could have won is if the superdelegates overwhelmingly voted to give the nomination to him instead of Clinton, and thus denied the popular vote (she won both more primary votes, and more elected delegates, than Sanders).

  170. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Bwahahahaha, WTF are you smoking?

    Reality. Have you ever tried it?

  171. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course he did.

    He was looking for naive suckers to support him. He wasn't finding too many in the Democratic party. He realized he would find huge numbers of them in the Republican party, so he switched.

    It worked!

  172. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There are many businesses in the US are that proud to bear the label "Made in USA." - Like ProCaps Laboratories in Henderson, Nevada. The ingredients are from China, the gelcaps from Japan. The vitamin capsules are assembled in the USA. Funny isn't it?

  173. Re:you're partly right by khallow · · Score: 1

    OTOH, he does pair programming with Satan. Though I think having one put in the features and the other putting in the bugs is not strictly Agile doctrine.

  174. Why spend billions? by Hylandr · · Score: 1

    There's a rope for that.

    --
    ~ People that think they are better than anyone else for any reason are the cause of all the strife in the world.
  175. Idiotogenic money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there something about a billion dollars that turns people into idiots?

  176. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

    It is the point, because change for the sake of change is usually Really Bad.

    Nader supporters were not voting for "change for the sake of change". They were specifically voting against the centrist policies of Bill Clinton (fiscal restraint, free trade, welfare reform, etc.). The got the the change they wanted, as the Democratic Party has mostly abandoned those policies.

    Likewise, Buchanan supporters wanted the Republican Party to focus on the "culture war" of social conservatism. Those voters also got what they wanted.

    Please note: The 3rd party voters got what THEY wanted, not what YOU wanted, and not necessarily what was good for the country.

  177. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Nutria · · Score: 1

    10% of voters accelerated the destruction of the country. Thank you very much, fools.

    --
    "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
  178. Re:If you beleive in the simmulation hypothesis th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They say "simulation" not "game".

  179. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    And here is the "Blame Bush" for explaining why Clinton is qualified, tying to justify it to a Libertarian who sees both Trump and Clinton as basically the same coin.

    --
    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  180. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0

    He needed 60% because of the DNC "Super Delegates" hand picked by the DNC to support Hillary.

    --
    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  181. Holodeck by Cill · · Score: 1

    When leaving the Holodeck, please remember your mobile emitter.
    If leaving the matrix, remember the food taste better inside and that the plot gets lost easily.
    If you're leaving a dream, remember the level you're in.
    Don't forget you're afraid of the ocean, so don't sail off into the sunset.

    Me? I'll eat the steak.

    --
    "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
  182. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    Actually, it is the Government working in collusion with the two parties to rig the system.

    Imagine every primary there were no "D" and no "R" after peoples names, and you got to vote for anyone you wanted. The Primary would be for choosing the top 2 candidates from the entire candidate pool. Tell me, by what legal means does the Government have in helping parties choose their candidate. When you can answer that, you'll understand that the system is rigged at the highest levels, and why candidates suck.

    --
    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  183. And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sales of Don Quioxote are at their lowest ever in the Bay Area.

  184. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well in the reality that is everyones other than yours she is clearly a psychopathic power crazed loon, a pathological liar, a clear security risk, already in the pockets of foreign powers, and a fucking out and out criminal that is currently under investigation for possible treason and would have already been in jail by now had she not also have had the Director of the FBI and the Attorney General in her pocket because they are (almost) as corrupt as her.

  185. remove healthcare from jobs other places have by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    remove healthcare from jobs other places have that.

  186. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Sure, but that just pushes the problem back one level, which is the same argument that people had against the fundamental premises of intelligent design in the first place. (the arguments against how it was being used to covertly try and insert religion into science were also entirely valid, but that was an objection to ID's proposed integration into science classes rather than a flaw with its fundamental premises).

  187. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

    Well in the reality that is everyones other than yours she is clearly a psychopathic power crazed loon, a pathological liar, a clear security risk, already in the pockets of foreign powers, and a fucking out and out criminal that is currently under investigation for possible treason and would have already been in jail by now had she not also have had the Director of the FBI and the Attorney General in her pocket because they are (almost) as corrupt as her.

    Don't you ever get tired repeating the right-wing echo chamber talking points?

  188. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Newsweek was indeed sold for a single dollar. A fact. A fact free opinion would be a statement about Trump along the lines of "would make a horrible president". It might prove true but he needs to be President first. And what makes Trump a horrible businessman? Four of his companies, out of many he has run, filed for bankruptcy over the past 20 years or so. A legal and prudent move when your business fails. I'm no Trump supporter, just stating fact based opinions.

  189. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive, somewhere beyond the heavens.

    Who else read that in Lorne Greene's voice?

  190. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

    He needed 60% because of the DNC "Super Delegates" hand picked by the DNC to support Hillary.

    Bernie Sanders ran an outsider campaign against the status quo — and lost. As for the other guy, I don't even remember his name because his campaign didn't amount to anything. If blaming Hillary floats your boat, be my guest.

  191. We have such high opinion of ourselves by lamer01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Funny how most of the slashdotters assume that we are being simulated. We could be just emergent properties of the simulation. The simulation could be just a scientific endeavour into quantum mechanics for example. We just happened to coalesce due to the math.

    1. Re:We have such high opinion of ourselves by somenickname · · Score: 1

      It could even be that the least error-prone way to do a simulation on such a large scale is to define the initial state of the universe and the laws of physics and then run the program at very high speed. Set breakpoints on emergent properties you might find interesting like macroscopic objects forming, the formation of heavier elements, self replicating molecules, life, etc. If none of your breakpoints get hit, tweak the initial state/laws and run it again. It would take a lot of hardware to do it this way but, the code seems pretty straightforward.

      To me, it just seems a lot easier to coax a simulation into having the emergent properties you want rather than trying to program a universe scale version of The Sims.

    2. Re:We have such high opinion of ourselves by mdblake · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. And in addition, virtually every story about this seems to also make these two erroneous assumptions:

      1. The items in the simulation correspond to items in the reality.
      2. The items in the simulation resemble items in the reality.


      Neither of those statements is necessarily true, and it isn't difficult to imagine cases where they're false.

      E.g: Perhaps this simulation is done not to simulate the reality but to explore alternatives, and we look nothing like the hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who created the simulation. (Who have of course been secretly monitoring us these long eons in the form of mice, and are anxiously awaiting their opportunity to resume their game of Brockian Ultra Cricket).

    3. Re:We have such high opinion of ourselves by lamer01 · · Score: 1

      I agree with 1 and 2.

    4. Re:We have such high opinion of ourselves by lamer01 · · Score: 1

      I mean I agree that they are erroneous assumptions.

  192. So let's think about this by zJe · · Score: 1

    (Sigh, the preview doesn't show numbers in the list so be warned if there are double numbers)

    There are 4 possibilities that I can see:

    1. 1. All entities are part of the simulation.
    2. 2. You are an observer in the simulation, all other entities are part of the simulation.
    3. 3. You are a part of the simulation, somebody else is an observer.
    4. 4. All entities are observers in the simulation.

    Breakage results in:

    1. 1. If you can contact somebody extra-simulation, and the technology exists to copy you out of the simulation, you get out. Maybe everybody else does as well but maybe not. Everybody you know is gone, your experience in the simulation may or may not be usable in your new existence, maybe you spend the rest of eternity being a lab rat.
    2. 2. You get out and are somebody other than who you were. Why would you be the same person extra-simulation that you are in the simulation? Maybe your 'real' body is a slug? Feeling squishy yet?
    3. 3. Oops. Maybe you can play scenario 1.
    4. 4. Did you ask before you broke the game? Slugging slug fest with you as the target.

    There's that saying "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." or "The simulation you know is worth more than the simulation you don't." After all, if this reality is a simulation maybe the next layer out is as well. It's turtles all the way up.

  193. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Don't you ever get tired of living in total denial and narrow-minded ignorance?
    For example, people that bother to do even trivial levels of their own research can easily see Hillary is a criminal, but they are not necessarily supporters the right wing either, however that just wouldn't fit into your lazy and ridiculously over-simplistic worldview that is entirely fed to you by the media would it?

  194. Reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They say the User lives outside the Net, and inputs Games for pleasure..."

    A cartoon religion. Great.

  195. Navel gazing by gregstumph · · Score: 1

    What other pearls of wisdom do these tech billionaires have for us poor benighted mortals, that they've gleaned while gazing into their navels in their Eames recliners?

  196. Also: new experiment to place microphones... by beady.el7512 · · Score: 0

    ... in forests, to determine if unobserved trees make a sound when they fall.

  197. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by randomlygeneratename · · Score: 1

    Actually, a sim coming into the real world is trivial -- if the runners of the sim help. They just put you in a blank simulation and change the inputs to reflect 'real world' sensory data. Make a robot body or something. Maybe they'll have to project the sensory data down to a form you can perceive, or just put you in a blank room with a computer that can talk to the outside. The simulation simulating a real person is much harder...

  198. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Newsweek was indeed sold for a single dollar.

    So what? I'm not the one harping about Newsweek.

    A fact free opinion would be a statement about Trump along the lines of "would make a horrible president".

    The way Trump runs his businesses and his campaign is great way to determined how he would his Administration. Both are horrible examples.

    Four of his companies, out of many he has run, filed for bankruptcy over the past 20 years or so.

    Trump lost a billion dollars on his 1995 tax return. Fortunately, it wasn't his money to lose. The banks and investors got soaked for those losses.

    I'm no Trump supporter, just stating fact based opinions.

    While ignoring other facts that don't support your opinion.

  199. Did we learn the wrong lesson from Hubbard? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    It's not that you're wrong; it's that there's no reason to think you might be right. Any sufficiently-creative person can make up a plausible unfalsifiable hypothesis. What's so special about yours?

    Hmm...

    Here's my idea for dealing with this stuff, since it looks like it might never go away. One of the properties of my idea is that we're going to stop hating L Ron, and start using him for inspiration. I know that's going to be a turnoff to some people, but bear with me.

    We should give an assignment for all children in school, where they're required to make up a grand unfalsifiable hypothesis. Such things shouldn't just be something you blindly consume; you should make them, too. The world is just as much your ideosphere as anyone else's. And to make it more fun, after the assignment, have a group activity where the kids talk about everyone's entry, and vote on whose idea best optimizes some particular commercial or social goal. (e.g. How to make the most money, how to kill the most people, how to best retard academic progress, how to divert the most economic resources to building a cool monument, etc.)

    Would this be legal in taxpayer-funded public schools? I think so (since it doesn't adovcate or disparage any particular religion), but I'm not sure (because, yes, it is pretty transparently intended to overall subvert mysticism).

    --
    As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
    1. Re:Did we learn the wrong lesson from Hubbard? by eyenot · · Score: 1

      Hmm... well, people need to be introduced to LRH in the correct fashion. Introducing them via the legal shenanigans of particular, non-celeb individual members of Scientology isn't exactly it. Introducing them via the Scientology-related public quotes of celebrity members of Scientology isn't exactly it, either. Introducing them via peoples' made-up "secrets" about Scientology also isn't really viable, but Scientology has that last part covered.

      In fact Scientology is a bad place to start. Individuals who are looking for inspiration in LRH and not necessarily that of a religious nature should maybe not pay attention to Scientology for the moment and just read "Dianetics".

      It's pretty hard to become acquainted with Dianetics in an unbiased fashion and not come away feeling inspired by LRH.

      --
      "Stratigraphically the origin of agriculture and thermonuclear destruction will appear essentially simultaneous" -- Lee
  200. Oblig Douglas Adams by randomlygeneratename · · Score: 1

    “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

  201. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Sparowl · · Score: 1

    So, you'd rather support Stargate then Battlestar. Got it.

  202. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Intelligent Design is just a scheme conceived by radically religious nutjobs as a desperate attempt to legitimize and justify hanging on to outdated god concepts contrary to all the tangible evidence.
    Even flat-earthers have an at least superficially more logical/consistent argument for their beleifs.
    Given that, its hard to frame any kind of serious response to any argument that includes any reference to ID.

  203. Meh, it's real enough here by randomlygeneratename · · Score: 1

    I have a thought, that if you live in a world complex enough that can give rise to self-replicating life and consciousness, then it's probably real enough. It's like being Turing complete...

  204. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Don't you ever get tired of living in total denial and narrow-minded ignorance?

    Even as a Republican I never bought into the right-wing echo chamber.

    For example [...]

    There you go again with the right-wing echo chamber talking points.

  205. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2

    American law doesn't require that Trump outsource his work overseas.

    It doesn't require it but it strongly encourages it. Textiles are almost impossible to make in the US. I found one company that makes dress shirts in the US. They start at $120 per shirt, so that's a very small market.

    Trump's idea is to remove those incentives for moving jobs overseas, and put in policies that strongly encourage companies to do their work here instead. This is needed to stop the trade deficits that are bleeding the country of jobs and resources.

    --
    "Somebody has to do something. It's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us."
    --- Jerry Garcia
  206. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    And here is the "Blame Bush" for explaining why Clinton is qualified, tying to justify it to a Libertarian who sees both Trump and Clinton as basically the same coin.

    Uh, no. The Bush clan wanted Jeb to run for president. That didn't sit will with George W. and he ran for president first. Now Jeb is sidelined, perhaps permanently, from becoming president in the future. A real tragedy.

  207. Re: The word simulation is ill defined by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    I believe that we will reach the point where we will technologically be able to transcribe our thoughts into reality and there will be no seams where we start and our technology ends. One potential outcome of this may be the ability to scan throughout time and scoop bits and pieces of it into our own thus rendering everything eternal.

  208. We have seen the malware ... by BenBoy · · Score: 1

    ... and it is us. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug ...

  209. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Junior+Samples · · Score: 1

    I think Clinton is typically flawed for washington senators, representatives and similarly powerful bureacratic positions.

    I had to research her a lot this year and
    1) Cinton's been the target of a propaganda war for close to 20 years. This would destroy most people.
    2) The clinton foundation is very well run, has a much higher share of money that goes to help people than the american cancer society, has reasonable wages for its employees, and is highly rated by charity navigator.
    3) Clinton's actions show she is willing to put the good of the party and the country ahead of her personal good.
    4) Clinton's a patriot and even a bit of a nationalist.
    5) Clinton's wonky, intelligent, and creative and open to feedback from staff. She is more of a cooperative than authoritarian leader but has the strength to make decisions and stick by them.

    I think if you dig into her history on non conservative sites, you'll find the same things.

    Personally, I thought she was unelectable but, you know... Trump.

    But she'a a liar!
    She consistently lies to the American People!!

  210. two possibilities here if we are in a simulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First is that we are products of the simulation, and as several have already posted, breaking out isn't possible.

    Second is that we exist outside of the simulation and our senses are being fooled into believing it. If this is true, then the next OBVIOUS question is why are we in a simulation? It may be that the real world has become incredibly boring and this is the best way to escape the boredom. I'm sure you can come up with several other reasons, where the best thing to do is remain in the simulation. If this is a simulation, then all of the worst things about this world become temporary problems - death (unless death here is programmed in when death in the real world happens), illness, physical disabilities, crappy station in life, pain. We can tolerate a whole lot of stuff if we know it won't last, so why break out?

  211. Nested Simulations by jigawatt · · Score: 1

    So you're going to break out of the simulation and get into the real world. Best of luck to you, Neo. Problem is, once you're in the real world, you're right back to square one. Still only a 1 in a billion chance that it's actually real.

  212. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    > There you go again with the right-wing echo chamber talking points.

    Its you that is the stuck-needle my friend.
    Go do some research into why hundreds of millions of $ are flowing into the Clinton Foundation from the Middle East, go look at Trey Gowdy's cross examinations of Clinton, Comey and Lynch. Go look at how Hillary is connected to them. Go look at who owns her.

    Oh wait you're a Hillary supporter. What am I thinking? Even though the internet puts all the information is right under your nose you still aren;'t going to bother to get off your fat ass, inform yourself and do any actual fact checking, because you have the media to do your thinking for you so you can just stay on the couch and keep drinking the Hillary Kool-aid, and spout fact-free crap about echo chamber talking points. because that's the braindead American Way you've been sold and choose to follow because it means you don't have to actually do anything or actually use your brain.

  213. Re:Propagation by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    I find it not extremely unlikely that the core units of intelligence are scattered across the universe to make new core units that interact with each other for the purposes of entertaining the whole. Everyone who ever was will be encoded in it to be entertained and entertainig to everyone else. Find something someone did funny? Copy the routines into yourself or some other quasi-being of your choosing. Spacetime only exists to keep everything from happening at the same place and time.

  214. To where? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ... ask scientists to help break us out of the simulation.

    Break out to where? It's probably turtles all the way down.

    --
    It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
  215. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    She lies maybe 25% of the time. That's bad, but Trump lies around 75% of the time.

  216. The dinosaurs tried it once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One dinosaur had a plan to give his offspring a 256-character name. That's when the meteor hit.

    They're running us in a debugger. Tread lightly.

  217. Better Learn To Duck by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    OK, so some god or very, very advanced being or race is creating us and our perceived reality. That means that they want us to exist and exist inside this matrix as well. If we somehow could break the jail and get out and still exist wouldn't that risk retaliation for such as escape? Plainly said would we be pissing God off?

  218. Escapist idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First we need to move to Mars, now we are living in a simulation? Please apply to billions to something useful on this world. Self indulgent idiots.

  219. Qualifications needed right now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again, what "qualification" does she have

    At this point, the critical qualifications she has are twofold:

    1) She can actually beat Donald Trump

    2) She isn't Donald Trump

    The most any other candidate has right now is (2)

    So she's the one I'm voting for.

  220. Re: I also find the term simulation unhelpful by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Lets say there is some code that allows some other reality to interface with ours. Lets say there are several realities with this sort of beholdeness to each other and add to varying degrees. None of them are any more or less a simulation to any other. You can't break out to a "higher" level, but you can break across. People have essentially built Portal cores in the real world. That is all "breaking out" amounts to at it's most simulation consistent. The real world cores are still running on processors that are indifferent to whether they are running programs that control servos in the real world, or a 3d shell inside a Portal game. The programs are different, but that just means the rules for operating servos are different. Brute forcing a break out may be possible. It all depends if a feedback loop can be established between the here and the not here.

  221. Re:Time by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    There's no reason not to consider the possibility that any reality can open any other reality or even the same reality in eternity mode and access any point in any reality's spacetime with a pointer.

  222. More like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are researching how to create a virtual world to put all of us in. If you think about it the 'aim' of the research doesn't really matter, it's the results. They can say they want to figure out how the world is 'programmed' but the only way to do that is to make your own model or program to simulate the simulation. Pouring all of this money into a pptential enalavement program is a lot easier if you couch it as an 'exploration into the possibility that real life is a video game.' the video game idea is stupid, it's A reversal of the situation. Our reality looks like a video game simulation because video games are based on reality, not the other way around. the very nature of simulation is to use only what is necessary to create a result, and usually there is a data scaling effect where the simulation uses less data than all possible data. When we look at reality though there is no cutoff scale, no pixel, and the universe is full of data happening that has no relevance to our experience. Add to that the lack of bugs or other artifacts that crop up in simulations and the video game theory doesn't stand up to logical tests. I don't think people like musk watch the matrix and see themselves as wanting to be neo, they want to be the man in the white suit in control of everything and the research will show them how to do that regardless of whatever reasoning they use.

  223. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So are we at the point where the player just wants to make money so they leave it running unattended and go do something else? ...

    Hope they turned off disasters at least...

  224. Yeah, but it is a nice fantasy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You took away religion from them.... So they must invent their own?
    As for the reality distortion bubble that Silicon Valley lives in.... take said person. Drop them in a desert environment of 25 miles radius to the nearest habitation with a locator beacon, at the end of July. Be nice and give them clothes. Now, all they have to do is not hit that locator rescue beacon.... since they're in a simulation it won't matter, anyway. Wait. That will prove to me that I live in a simulation.
    Alternatively: Give them a good shot of digitalis. They can have a dose of lidocaine once they admit they're just making shit up.
    Now.... last time.... how many lights?
    (damn I'm in a grumpy mood today. I blame my heart attack and surgery, which was the day I learned life is not a fucking game. Oh well.)

  225. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Go do some research into why hundreds of millions of $ are flowing into the Clinton Foundation from the Middle East, go look at Trey Gowdy's cross examinations of Clinton, Comey and Lynch. Go look at how Hillary is connected to them. Go look at who owns her.

    These manufactured scandals have failed to indict Hillary on any criminal charges.

    Oh wait you're a Hillary supporter. What am I thinking? Even though the internet puts all the information is right under your nose you still aren;'t going to bother to get off your fat ass, inform yourself and do any actual fact checking, because you have the media to do your thinking for you so you can just stay on the couch and keep drinking the Hillary Kool-aid, and spout fact-free crap about echo chamber talking points. because that's the braindead American Way you've been sold and choose to follow because it means you don't have to actually do anything or actually use your brain.

    All I have to do is keep repeating that these are right-wing echo chamber talking points and wait for your head to explode.

  226. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Mashiki · · Score: 4, Informative

    Yeah, and you're the type of person who'd say that there are no connections when 10+ outlets suddenly all come out yesterday with exactly the same talking points about Pence and his non-2020 campaign. Or that 90% of beltway reporters either vote democrat or are registered democrats, or that 80% or so of reporters in general are democrats. Even when there is plenty of evidence to the contrary. There might be right-wing talking points, but there sure is a democrat echo chamber.

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  227. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Trump's idea is to remove those incentives for moving jobs overseas, and put in policies that strongly encourage companies to do their work here instead.

    Hillary has proposed the same thing. I trust her to appoint someone who will get the job done. Trump will be too busy putting his name on the White House.

  228. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OTOH, he does pair programming with Satan. Though I think having one put in the features and the other putting in the bugs is not strictly Agile doctrine.

    Satan's not part of the development team. He's more of a hacker.

    God sucks at security so it's easy for Satan to find exploits. And God's tech support is near non-existent. The last guy he sent said he'd come back a second time. 2000 years later we're still waiting.

  229. Oh, for Seldon's sake! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows that the universe is real, and that our actions are controlled by a robot that lives on the moon who's positronic processor happens to have the ability to influence humans.

  230. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    Or that 90% of beltway reporters either vote democrat or are registered democrats, or that 80% or so of reporters in general are democrats.

    Donald Trump made the assumption that Lester Holt, the NBC moderator for the first debate, was a Democrat. Holt is actually a registered Republican.

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-calls-first-debate-moderator-a-democrat-records-show-otherwise/ar-BBwpmss

    There might be right-wing talking points, but there sure is a democrat echo chamber.

    What you see in the general media is a corporate echo chamber that pounces on anything and everything to drive up ratings. If Trump behaves himself after the next debate by not tweeting at 3AM in the morning, the media might go back to making up stuff about Hillary's health.

  231. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Jawnn · · Score: 1

    You seemed to be objectively bashing trump...

    Well, yes, because:

    • His many lies have been shown, over and over, to be just that.
    • His hypocrisy knows know bounds. He brags about paying no taxes while insisting that his (largely vaporware) tax plan will tilt things in favor of "the working man".
    • He unapologetically insults women, minorities, religions, veterans, intellectuals, etc.
    • He encourages violent responses to those who don't agree with his views.
    • He has cheated thousands of businesses and their workers out of millions of dollars.

    All these things, and more, are verifiable fact, a matter of incontrovertible public record. And yet, despite years of trying, the Republicans lacking anything at all in the way of constructive alternatives to Hillary's plans, have tried to attack her for made up "offenses", and failed to make anything stick.

  232. exceedingly fucking stupid rich people? "news"! by eyenot · · Score: 1

    wow.

    if the universe is a simulation THERE IS NO BREAKING OUT OF IT YOU CRACKPOT FUCKTARDS.

    if you break the simulation, with "break" as in the "break key" over your right hand, as in "break process", as in a machine halt, you break everything, period. you break me, you break you, you break your billion dollars you narcissistic fucking assclown.

    jesus i hate these rich little hitlers.

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  233. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Junior+Samples · · Score: 1

    She lies maybe 25% of the time. That's bad, but Trump lies around 75% of the time.

    And this is the best the country could come up with for presidential candidates!
    We are doomed!!

  234. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Mashiki · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Donald Trump made the assumption that Lester Holt, the NBC moderator for the first debate, was a Democrat. Holt is actually a registered Republican.

    And that has what do to do about the topic at hand? Besides you trying to shift things.

    What you see in the general media is a corporate echo chamber that pounces on anything and everything to drive up ratings. If Trump behaves himself after the next debate by not tweeting at 3AM in the morning, the media might go back to making up stuff about Hillary's health.

    No, what you see is the democrats having an active hand in the media. Or did you forget that the Obama administration was directly leaning on reporters and media organizations by denying them access, or that multiple media organizations(as shown by the DNC leaks), were publishing both DNC and Obama administration talking points as original reporting. In some cases going as far as to directly sending stories to the DNC for reviewing to ensure they comply with their viewpoint.

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  235. It's fraud by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I'm skeptical of the idea in general, but I can imagine at least three things the billionaire *might* be thinking that isn't completely, demonstrably stupid:

    Stop right there, Everything about this is stupid and pointless. "Researching" something that has zero chance of ever being proven is basically fraud on the part of the researcher. Even if this alleged billionaire was serious and earnest about paying people to research this idea, taking the money of someone that foolish is effectively fraud. Anyone smart enough to actually look seriously into the idea should immediately see it for the nonsense that it is. It's effectively the a technology age version of "researching" whether heaven exists.

  236. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    And that has what do to do about the topic at hand?

    You're making the assumption that media is liberal because most people who worked in media are Democrats. A half-dozen corporations own the US media market, and corporations tend to be conservative organizations.

    No, what you see is the democrats having an active hand in the media.

    I see corporations with active hand in shaping the media. If it leads, it bleeds. Why do you think the media was so eager to cheer George W.'s war in Iraq?

  237. sufficiently sustained exponential growth ... by epine · · Score: 1

    Exponential growth sustained for a sufficient length of time—never more than a blink of the eye on an evolutionary time scale—is indistinguishable from the hyperbole event horizon.

    Step right up.

    Anyone can play.

    Just strap on your Extrapolator 2000, and posit anything.

    You can't be wrong.

    Everyone's a winner, every time.[*]

    [*] someconditionsmayapplymillennialsnotincludedgetyourstoday

  238. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the "lessor of two evils"

    Who leases two evils?

  239. So billionaires and their money are easily parted. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you spin a good story....

  240. Of course there's a way to break out... by WhatHump · · Score: 1

    All you have to do is die. End of simulation.

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  241. Re:Contemplating by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    You must be using a different definition of contemplate than I am familiar with, because we already do contemplate such things. But to further address your question, I believe we are Turing complete, and there is a proof that such a thing can handle any operation.

  242. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    The principle of intelligent design is the notion that we are intelligently designed. Period. Nothing more, and nothing less. Whether that intelligence was a civilization that predated us in this universe, an omnipotent god, or some other kind of entity that we have not even imagined yet is immaterial. I won't pretend that ID is not often used by religious people to try and crowbar their beliefs into science, but ID, at its core, is simply the premise that we were intelligently designed. Its biggest failing is that it fails to account for the origin of the designer, but then that is not what it was ever intended to do anyways. My point is that if it is somehow probable that the universe is a simulation, then it can be no less probable that we are the product of intelligent design... and if we refuse to acknowledge intelligent design as likely on the basis that we can find no evidence for it, we must similarly reject the notion that the universe is just a simulation, and accept the reality of what we appear to experience, since those experiences are what leaves science to conclude that we are not the product of intelligent design in the first place.

  243. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    >> These manufactured scandals...
    >> All I have to do is keep repeating that these are right-wing echo chamber talking points and wait for your head to explode.

    Thanks for proving you really are nothing more than a stuck needle. The really sad thing is that Its exactly the Democrat brainwashing propaganda, not even your own thoughts let alone any solid counter arguments that you're regurgitating. Just repeated braidead generalisms and canned sound bites.

  244. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Unless you live in a swing state, "protest votes" are the only way to effect any change. Voting for either major party in a non-swing state neither changes who wins the election nor sends any kind of feedback inducing any party to change. You're just voting for business as usual, whatever that should happen to be.

    Voting for a third party doesn't influence who wins the election either, but it influences the statistics that the major parties use to target their platforms to capture those lost votes.

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  245. Re:Time by cfalcon · · Score: 0

    > the possibility that any reality can open any other reality or even the same reality in eternity mode and access any point in any reality's spacetime with a pointer

    Betcha the first scientist to try it forgets to populate the segment register, tries to reference kernel space, and triggers a general protection fault. Prepare now by overwriting your save file with that of a laser-dolphin, so on reboot you get to be, well, a laser-dolphin.

  246. If We Live in a Simulation Then There is a God by FrodoOfTheShire · · Score: 1

    The side affect of verifying we actually exist in a simulation, is to accept the fact that something created and is controlling the simulation. Therefore, religious people may be right in saying there is a god.

    1. Re:If We Live in a Simulation Then There is a God by beady.el7512 · · Score: 0

      Half a god. A creator, but not a law-giver.

  247. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    >> The principle of intelligent design is the notion that we are intelligently designed. Period.

    Nope. Leaders of the movement have said the designer is the Christian God.
    https://en.wikisource.org/wiki...

    >> My point is that if it is somehow probable that the universe is a simulation, then it can be no less probable that we are the product of intelligent design...

    Nope the system may be the product of intelligent design, but we are a product of the system. With the simulation concept, at best you could claim we are indirectly the product of ID.

    > and if we refuse to acknowledge intelligent design as likely on the basis that we can find no evidence for it, we must similarly reject the notion that the universe is just a simulation...

    If there is no evidence for it, then I totally agree. Religion, ID and the simulation hypothesis all remind me of the old maps that label the most remote lands/seas with "dragons be here" rather than have the cartographer admit he simply has no data.

  248. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2

    Thanks for proving you really are nothing more than a stuck needle.

    The purpose of Slashdot is to keep me amused at work while I wait for a script to finish running. Thank you for your participation!

  249. Re:If you beleive in the simmulation hypothesis th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Thank goodness Gandhi was dealt into this session as just a Great Prophet instead of being the head of a Civilization....

  250. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

    If being a liar was an automatic disqualification, then nobody would ever be in office.

    Personally, I dislike most politicians because all of them are where they are because they pandered and lied in order to get into office.

    That said, lying is not necessarily bad. It is actually pretty much human nature to lie.

    I expect politicians to lie so there has to be other measures by which we evaluate potential leaders.

    Personally, I think that a good measure of a person is how they treat the people that they don't like. By this measure, I think that Hillary is a much better person than Donald Trump.

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  251. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Well, since it's the Ds and Rs running the government, how exactly do they collude with themselves? Even the unelected bureaucracy mostly get (and hold) their positions through loyalty to the parties.

    I agree that doing away with government supported party primaries would help considerably, a non-instant single-stage runoff if you will, but so long as it's still first-past-the-post, it doesn't fundamentally change the situation - If you have four major candidates, A, B, C, and D all vying for the primary, then if A and B both appeal to roughly the same majority, they risk splitting the vote and having only only C and D make it on the ballot.

    It's a good first step though. Accompany (or follow) the change with a switch to instant runoff voting in the primary, where the rules are at least theoretically much easier to change, and the two who make it to the final ballot will reliably be those with the greatest public acceptance.

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  252. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Good to see where your priorities are. I hope you will also be too lazy/unconcerned to actually vote.

  253. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Nope. I'd rather support science than fantasy.

    That the Stargate mythology embraced a fantasy that was at least passingly consistent with observed reality was, for me, a more interesting literary choice, but had minimal impact on the quality of the story.

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  254. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2

    Trump's idea is to remove those incentives for moving jobs overseas, and put in policies that strongly encourage companies to do their work here instead.

    Hillary has proposed the same thing. I trust her to appoint someone who will get the job done. Trump will be too busy putting his name on the White House.

    Bullshit. She's a fucking Globalist writ large. She will continue proxy wars and bombing in the Middle East, importing H1-Bs to replace Americans who will train them, open the borders for anyone who wants to come, and encourage any job to move overseas and jack up tax rates on corporations (currently the highest in the world) to even higher levels. She loves TPP (oh - she's she denied it when Bernie opposed it, but will either "change her opinion" or just come up with something worse with a new name), she supports TPIP, she loves NAFTA and wants it expanded, etc., etc.

    I don't trust her for shit. She works for Wall Street, the banks, foreign nationals and multinational corporations (all of whom she has cozy relationships with). Disaster.

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  255. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I hope you will also be too lazy/unconcerned to actually vote.

    I've voted in every election since I turned 18-years-old in 1987. I'll have my ballot in the mail next week. ;)

  256. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I don't trust Trump for shit. He works for Wall Street, the banks, foreign nationals and multinational corporations (all of whom she has cozy relationships with). Disaster.

    FTFY

  257. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jason1729's comment got rated as Funny, but in thinking about this for a number of years now, I don't see what difference there would be between objective reality plus God, versus a supreme being running a computer simulation. If the stuff of the simulation happened to be atoms (energy, etc.), we'd actually be talking about the same thing. (Then there's the idea that if we are in a simulation, the computer only has to simulate the parts that someone is observing, so there wouldn't be any need to simulate every cubic nanometer of our supposed actual universe...)

    This comports nicely with the idea that god spoke the universe into existence with just his words, and will end its existence almost as easily. We'd still be faced with the existence of a creator of some sort...

  258. Reset your universe by rigelstar · · Score: 1

    Ctrl-Alt-Del = The big bang

  259. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    With the simulation concept, at best you could claim we are indirectly the product of ID.

    Only if you presume that we are the equivalent of an unintended side effect of the simulation, and not simply an intended product of its design. We would be, in effect, the result of a software bug.

    This may very well be entirely true, but we have no basis to assume as much.

  260. Just play the lottery and dream by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

    If somebody is controlling the computer simulation, and we all play the lottery, and dream of what we could do with all that money, the devil controlling the simulation must either rig the lottery machine, or anticipate what all of us may do with the winnings. Both are unfeasibly hard to do undetectably. [ This advice brought to you in association with... ]

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  261. Waste is responsibility? T&C isn't capitalism by raymorris · · Score: 1

    You seem to have an unspoken premise that "social responsibility" requires that all businesses must operate completely within the home town (county? state? country?) of the person who founded the business.

    That is of course at odds with what most people would call "social responsibility" - if I grow rice for consumers in Phoenix, most people would say the responsible thing to do would be to grow it in a wet place (Louisiana), package it somewhere, then sell it in Arizona. Insisting that rice sold in Arizona must be produced by wasting huge amounts of water creating swamps in Arizona seems rather silly, and quite IRRESPONSIBLE.

    If I grew up in Montana and I want to have a business developing software used by ranchers and farmers, why must I have the business in Montana? Why not have the business where the programmers are, Denver, Austin, Dallas, or the Bay area? It seems quite silly to ask developers to move to Montana.

    Let's put that aside and pretend for a moment that "social responsibility" DID require that anyone who wants to run a business must do so in their home town. In this thread we're talking about how T&C costs (taxes and compliance) influence where companies put their various operations. Are you under the impression that California's very high T&C are CAPITALISM? Really? Huge government fees are capitalism? Might want to refer back to fourth grade social studies.

  262. Break us out-- We Star Ocean 3 now? by Aereus · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the plotline of Star Ocean 3...

  263. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by cfalcon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > He failed to get the votes.

    Yea, that's not really disputed. The issue at hand does involve WHY, however, and the supposedly-neutral DNC actively strategizing against him is literally what everyone is complaining about with "establishment" candidates this year.

    It's a fact that the DNC CFO was in emails trying to get play on Sanders' religious status ("My Southern Baptist peeps would draw a big difference between a Jew and an atheist.").
    It's a fact that Schlutz shat all over him in emails that clearly showed her allegiance against him, and was promptly promoted into the Hillary campaign as soon as she resigned (arguably, she was already part of it, yukyuk yuk!).
    It's a fact that Hillary's lawyer emails the DNC with advice that sounds like they just coordinate like, all the time, against Sanders.

    It definitely proved what everyone on both sides suspects- the amount of power in these closed groups is large, and their fairness (at least on the Democrat side) is just a farce. If Trump didn't have huge support on the right, he would have been erased as well.

    So no, Sanders couldn't get all the votes. But it is clear he was never playing by the same rules as Hillary, and that groups that should have helped him or stayed neutral instead did the opposite.

    I get that you are going to vote for Hillary, and it is in your best emotional interest to downplay the fact that everyone around her always seems to be up to some shady shit. But there's really not much room on this topic: the emails show a lot of bullshit, and they are presumably just the tip of the iceberg, the only part we got to see due to the actions of some hacker. It doesn't take much creativity to extrapolate from what we do have. This was a rigged game. It was unethical at the very least, and I wouldn't be surprised if something criminal popped up at some point, either.

  264. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Today, sir, the Internet is yours.

  265. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Immerman · · Score: 1

    That is true, so long as a sufficiently small percentage of the population does so. Get a major percentage doing so though, say for instance enough to send a message actually likely to incite change, and things aren't quite so clear cut.

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  266. Interesting notion by Bruha · · Score: 1

    The entire premise of most religions and an afterlife would make sense in a simulation where those who pass the test arise in the real world or a new simulation.

    Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

  267. Re: FIRST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This 'living in a simulation' theory is like a new version of scientology for rich tech people. Sure, there are some arguments for it that actually sound quite reasonable, but one could probably make anything sound reasonable as long as they root it deep enough in science. In the end, it is highly unlikely.

  268. Thinking Outside the Box by 0xG · · Score: 1

    If that's what they're doing...
    Kind of gives the term new meaning.

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  269. Money does not prevent stupidity by gweihir · · Score: 2

    And stupid these people are.

    First, there is no way to quantify the probability that we are in a simulation. Sure, it is a valid scenario, bit the "estimates' given are about as valid as the "proofs" used to "show" that God exists: They are utterly disconnected from observable facts. All base-date for the "estimates" is made up and/or presented as "obvious".

    And second, if we live indeed in a simulation, why do they think there even is a possibility to "break out"? There is no factual basis for that assumption either. Sounds like some people have mistaken "The Matrix" or a documentary.

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  270. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turn in your geek card. That is a monologue from battlestar galatica.

  271. if the billionaire is right... by rlwhite · · Score: 1

    ...then all of his billions are just simulated, and the scientist isn't getting paid in anything real.

  272. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    > Only if you presume that we are the equivalent of an unintended side effect of the simulation,

    I don't think I've ever used the word unintended, but I think its self evident that if we are in a simulation, then we probably aren't a directly intended product. If the creator had simply wanted one or more humans, he'd just build them directly, not create a whole system that included multiple random factors that can each significantly affect our development, such that what would ultimately be created would only have a chance that it would be what we currently are.

    If this is a simulation, then it was clearly created more as an experiment to find out what would happen, not just as a factory to mass produce humans.
    Excuse me for asking but are you religious? Your arguments seem to keep wanting to elevate the importance of humans to being the "centre" or "main purpose" of everything, rather than just being another life form on the planet (i.e. one attribute or component of our reality, no more or less important than any other). In my experience that "self-importance" seems to be somehow self-evident only amongst practitioners of any of the 3 Abrahamic faiths.

  273. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    Yes. In effect, Bernie actually needed the superdelegates more than Hillary did to win. Of course, he wasn't going to get them, even though he tried to make a case for it, because they tend to vote for whoever has the majority of the popular vote, and that was Hillary.

    One can argue whether the election was skewed against him, but if so, it was more due to DNC scheming than superdelegates, which were never actually a factor, except, I guess, psychologically for some people.

  274. Re:you're partly right by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

    Well I did basically call it a creation myth in my post. At least my way there's no artificial morality written by a corrupt clergy who only wants to control the people and take all the wealth.

    The nice thing about my way of putting it though is that it doesn't just explain everything in religion but everything in science as well. The quantum substructure of the universe -- why render an invisible level of detail. All the weird stuff in quantum theory. Schrodinger's cat is both alive and dead because it's not rendered yet in the simulation. Electrons are just probability waves because their exact location has no macroscopic effect. Double slit photon experiment -- just render the aggregate result.

  275. Chuck Missler by dbreeze · · Score: 1

    He explains it right now on youtube.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
    He's one of the best nuts and bolts teachers for those looking for more of a facts based analysis of the Bible.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...
    Tell those billionaires to use their wealth for the good of all. There's only one escape from death and that's only for a select few in a narrow time frame. Everybody else gets to die. Quit worrying over it, pay attention to how you live....

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  276. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    Clinton basically checks the checkboxes for what you'd want a President to have done. But yes, she wasn't good at those jobs.

    I'm not sure if I would prefer a bad plumber to someone who has never done any plumbing to work on my pipes. It may be academic, depending if the damage goes over a certain threshold.

    Although, at this point, I think people are simply going to vote for which of the two of them is less likely to start a nuclear war, which unfortunately is probably Hillary. God have mercy on us all.

    At one point I thought that, even though I disagree with the Libertarian Party on a lot of specifics, they'd be a safe protest vote, but after Johnson can't even figure out what Aleppo is on live TV, I don't think I could vote for him with a straight face. Foreign affairs is far too important for him to not have that shit on the tip of his tongue with a ready answer. He doesn't get a pass on that. It was a mistake, but a mistake he would not have made if he'd been thinking about it seriously.

  277. Re:you're partly right by Jason1729 · · Score: 1

    There really is no difference. If the religious concept of God is the creator of the universe, then by their definition, the universe, is an artificial construct created by an intelligent mind for some purpose. In other words, it is a created simulation. Labelling it with words like computer and programming is just a technicality of our language. Obviously it is "programmed" to run on some "platform". Terminology really isn't that relevant. Even if it not a programming language or computer as we (currently) define them, the concept is still right.

  278. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    Bernie has been an outsider the entire time. It didn't require anything untoward for a slate of superdelegates to be generated to favor Hillary because Sanders was absent for those decisions. Hillary might have been the only one playing the game, but Sanders should have known the score going in. And I think he did, he never expected to even deal with that, he was probably as surprised as everyone else was that he had gotten that much support where superdelegates were even a factor.

  279. Re:you're partly right by gweihir · · Score: 1

    You can determine how smart and able to recognize facts somebody actually is that way. The "Jesus!"-freaks are not really doing well in that area in the first place.

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  280. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I get that you are going to vote for Hillary, and it is in your best emotional interest to downplay the fact that everyone around her always seems to be up to some shady shit.

    I'm not sure where you get the idea that I'm "emotional" and "downplay" about Hillary's shit. If you look at the electoral college, Trump's chance of winning the election is slim to none. He must win Florida (can flip either way), Ohio (no Republican has ever won the presidency without this state), and Pennsylvania (last went Republican in 1988). If one of these states go to Hillary (Pennsylvania is likely), Trump becomes the world's biggest loser. With Trump being an equal opportunity offender, he needs a miracle to win (assuming that he haven't offended God already).

  281. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Impossible to have a rational discussion with said bible thumpers, as they perceive it to be a personal attack.

  282. 42 by neoRUR · · Score: 1

    42 enough said...

  283. Philosophy of Mind by SupraTT+GOP · · Score: 1

    Computational theory of mind.... so silly! The things you can get a billionaire to invest in when they operate on a foundation of unwarranted assumptions.

  284. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see CTR has invaded /. - how interesting.

    BTW: Trump works for Trump :P

  285. Musk's doing a dishonour to science.. by blibbo · · Score: 1

    ... he's abusing his own fame to push his own unfounded beliefs. I wish he wouldn't try and quantify it by saying there's a very high probability we're in a simulation, a very low probability we're not. As a person in a scientific / engineering industry there's a chance he'll get people believing he knows what he's talking about. Especially people who distrust religion and want to believe that people in the scientific / technology fields are credible

    He can't justify those numbers in any way

    Being smart about something has no relation to being smart about everything, as we've seen with inventors, leaders and thinkers of the past that had beliefs outside their fields that are seen as outrageous today.

    His argument... there are some beings that have humungous computing resources (why?how?assuming murphy's law extends forever?) that have been simulating what (a few generations of people? several billions of years of the whole universe? and why?). There are so many assumptions, it's ridiculous.

  286. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Normally I don't answer this late in a thread but I was so incensed by your rhetoric.

    ... you'll be guilty of contributing to whatever ills *whoever* wins inflicts ...

    It's my fault everyone else voted for the dishonest candidate: Nice bit of victim-blaming there.

    ... surrendering your support to whoever happens to win ...

    Translation: You have to suck-up to the winner.

    It's a bit like demanding that I cheer the local rapist: Do that and I've got less leverage over him, not more. The winner is getting paid to support me, or have you forgotten that? I know that campaign contributions makes the reality a bit different but remember what the system is meant to achieve. If more people did that, the USA would "build viable third party support, or establish less easily-captured voting systems" in a decade, giving more political power to the voters.

    ... because *nobody* is going to agree with you 100% ...

    The USA needs to lose the theocratic mindset (abortion, contraception, Muslims, gay marriage, sex education, prostitution), the "fuck you, I got mine" attitude (anti-welfare, pro-surveillance, pro-war) and the "winner takes all" attitude (tax-breaks for the rich, corporate welfare, corporations have more rights than people). Only then will US politicians debate what serves the people best.

  287. Has anybody checked the water supply? by quax · · Score: 1

    Maybe the tap water got somehow tainted with hallucinogens?

    It not like that there are some strange little tit bits that'll support the simulation thesis, but overall it doesn't add up at all.

    http://wavewatching.net/2012/0...

  288. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by quax · · Score: 2

    "... currently under investigation for possible treason"

    If you believe in an objective reality, this is statement that can actually be very easily verified. I suggest you look into it.

  289. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    If we are in a simulation, then who said that the factors are random? They might appear random to us, but for all we know, that is also an intended aspect of the simulation, assuming that we are in one.

  290. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    The problem is that ultimately, Mexicans make cheaper textiles because they accept a lower standard of living. The only way to combat that directly is artificially making foreign products more expensive. Which is to say, trade protectionism.

    Yes, there are definitely improvements to be made in the tax code and in the red tape, but the bottom line is that it's going to be cheaper to make these items elsewhere. The only thing keeping that industry here was that they did not have skilled workers and the investment to do so. The high price of US labor over the past decades has ensured that industry was able to deal with that overhead cost and still make a profit. You'll have to do something punitive to keep US companies from using overseas labor, and I foresee that blowing up in our face.

    The US, for better or worse, is permanently out of the textile business and many other businesses which used to support a great deal of workers, or at least until something fundamental changes. We're better off trying to compete in new areas where the money hasn't already been spent to transfer operations overseas.

  291. This is what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you have more money than god and waaaay too much time on your hands. All of these guys need to get laid, stat.

  292. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by gweihir · · Score: 1

    These pseudo-"explanations" are a staple of religious (and some other) propaganda. It works by making you accept and "understand" the steps and then piling complexity on top of that, so many people do not notice that the steps are founded on nothing. Hence they have a complex explanation that they cannot debunk and that looks reasonable in all parts they can see, but that actually is a complete fabrication. Many then think they have seen enough and the fabrication must obviously be valid. It plays on human mental limitations and vanity that makes them overestimate their own level of understanding. And it works very well on many people so it gets used time and again.

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  293. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    But can you explain why the exact same reasoning cannot be utilized to just as readily dispute the likelihood of us living in a simulation?

  294. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by JustNiz · · Score: 1
  295. Can we escape the simulation of the simulation? by sinequonon · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the same arguments being used to posit that we are living in a simulation also apply to those who are supposedly running the simulation? Just how many layers of simulation are there? Beliefs of this sort just fuel nihilism. It should be disposed off in the great dumpster of useless thoughts.

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  296. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    There are those who believe that life here began out there, far across the universe, with tribes of humans who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians, or the Toltecs, or the Mayans. Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man who even now fight to survive, somewhere beyond the heavens.

    Who else read that in Lorne Greene's voice?

    Ah, but it was Patrick Macnee who gave that opening credits introduction, not Lorne Greene.
    Patrick was the voice of the Imperious Leader and Count Iblis (in two episodes).

  297. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Occams razor.

  298. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They don't have a problem with the simulation, they have a problem with it not being their simulation, why you thing ISIS kill people that don't believe the same than them?

  299. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    The fact that she had to enlist the DNC to help get her election rigged enough to beat Bernie isn't much better (it is actually worse) than Trump beating 16

    That's not a fact, that's an opinion. And my opinion in response is that most Americans aren't interested in having a socialist.. sorry, a "Democratic Socialist" as a President. The United States is not quite THAT liberal.

  300. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Uh, no. The Bush clan wanted Jeb to run for president. That didn't sit will with George W. and he ran for president first. Now Jeb is sidelined, perhaps permanently, from becoming president in the future. A real tragedy.

    George W. was always the more popular choice for President. I think Jeb was more thoughtful and articulate, but W knew how to court and -motivate- the powerful evangelical side as well as the business side. Jeb wasn't quite as good at the motivate and inspire thing.

  301. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the intro of the original Battlestar Galactica. This brought me back way back when.

  302. Malware has infected the simulation.... by DidgetMaster · · Score: 1

    That is the only explanation to the current presidential election!

  303. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem with your "democratic echo chamber" theory is that Fox news is still the most popular news channel, and it was also talking about Pence 2020. It's not just democrats with that talking point, maybe it's just a general opinion held by a lot of people.

  304. Re:you're partly right by Xyrus · · Score: 1

    The people I know who are most disturbed by the simulation concept are the ones who most claim to believe in Jesus. And they get really pissed when I ask them how it's any different from their creation myth. Fireworks really start when I explain the simulation was developed over 6 phases by a lead developer with the intials G.O.D. and Eden was just the sandbox where they tested the "human" code. Of course, the flood was a major content patch when the simulation exited beta.

    Actually, the flood was a fat fingering mistake. You see, one of the developers was just trying to debug the simulation by running God's Debugger by using gdb --reset. The problem was, that was the command to reset God's Database (gdb), not God's Debugger (gdbug).

    The developer's name was Lucifer some such. Apparently as punishment he was relocated to the basement and is only allowed to write accounting scripts in visual basic.

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  305. these dudes must have very peculiar anuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mine just puts out poo, this guys rectums provide random statistics, its amazing

  306. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Immerman · · Score: 1

    They're politicians, of course they're dishonest. We should count ourselves lucky when we get an option that's not outright criminal. That doesn't change the fact that one of two people is going to hold the single most powerful office in the country, and by abstaining from voting between them, you are de-facto endorsing the choice of the idiot majority.

    Is it victim blaming? Sure - but in this instance the victim absolutely has a choice. Three of them actually. And they can absolutely be blamed for voting "greater evil" or "I don't give a F$#@!", which are the only alternatives to the lesser evil. By the time election day has arrived it's already far to late to have any other effect.

    And the winner is hardly getting paid to support you. They're paid to fill an office, which on paper means they're supposed to *represent* you, which is not the same thing at all. But in reality most of their pay comes as bribery (excuse me, "lobbying") which you have no control over. The only way they get any pay at all related to you is if you personally contribute to their campaign fund, or your vote helped swing a third party over the threshold to receive public funding.

    As for the "theocratic mindset", I agree completely. But to lose the mindset, we must first lose the theocracy that has a political chokehold over our lives. Sitting back and giving the greater evil control over the country because you couldn't stomach voting against them doesn't help that cause. Getting out there early in the election cycle, and even *between* elections, publicly pressuring officials, building public support for alternatives, etc... THAT is where the battle is fought. By the time election day comes around, if there's not a decent candidate on the field with a realistic chance of winning, all that's left to decide is how badly we lose.

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  307. Please don't end the simulation... by nowsharing · · Score: 1

    My friends live here.

  308. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well maybe, but that's still better than Trump.

  309. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wasn't born yesterday

  310. Please Read Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This information was injected into your reality to prepare you for the eventual revelation that you are living in a simulation.

    There is another clue hidden under a loose flap of linoleum in the kitchen.

    1. Re:Please Read Me by eyenot · · Score: 1

      Always good to see a fellow 'believer'.

      *does the hand signal /?\*

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  311. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by quax · · Score: 1

    Investigating Comey != Investigating Hillary

    BTW Comey is a Republican.

  312. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by gweihir · · Score: 1

    I am not disputing the claims of religion here, I am disputing the argumentation techniques used to convince people. The argumentation techniques commonly used these days to claim us living in a simulation is "likely" are pretty similar, if less refined and more dependent on mysticism. Religion had, after all, millennia to refine its propaganda-techniques and is a huge wealth and power-concentrator, so it does attract competent marketing people.

    When it comes down to it, strongly believing we live in a simulation is just as stupid as strongly believing the usual religious claims and the arguments given by the simulation-proponents are not any better.

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  313. Re: What would you do if malware tried to break ou by fferreres · · Score: 1

    If that scenario includes running the simulation you just broke out from - if uou can hop in and out- at keast you are a layer further out the rabbit hole

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  314. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that's a lot more plausible than a straight simulation actually - I can't see any practical reason to build a computer powerful enough to simulate the universe and everything in it for the sake of science, but I could definitely see a bunch of gamers playing SimUniverse Version 8000, now with extra-real AI inhabitants thanks to the new Sentience Engine 2.0.

  315. Resources by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, I'll play. It's possible for us to simulate simple worms: http://www.openworm.org/

    Do we?

    Are most worms simulated?

    Why aren't they? Because pointless? Yes. Because pointless.

  316. Tech Billionaires Are Asking Scientists For Help T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good luck with that.

  317. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

    People stupidly vote for who they think is going to win, rather than who they actually want, like it's some kind of goddamn horse race and all that matters is "picking a winner", rather than making the winner. If it weren't for the superdelegates predetermining that Clinton was going to win, chances are Bernie would've seen a much better popular vote too.

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  318. That explains SO MUCH! by subversified · · Score: 1

    If we're in a game then Trump is the PLAYER CHARACTER -- the avatar of a petulant, spoiled brat whose uber-world billionaire father is paying developers to create our simulated world, just so that his son can enjoy bullying, insulting, etc.

    Musk &co. Please hurry and break us out of this computer game before the next patch, when developers who must be desperate to keep the abusive, immature punk happy promise to let him fire nuclear weapons.

  319. Interesting but really pointless by nintendoeats · · Score: 1

    I'm glad to see money thrown at philosophical problems but virtually every person who has ever studied this problem in a rigorous and intellectually honest way has concluded that it is impossible to prove whether or not we are in a simulation. It is also impossible to conclude how such a system might work even if we are in it. How can anybody propose a theory of how we might exit a simulation about which we know nothing?

    There is no difference in terms of evidence between the "brains in a vat" theory and the "evil demon theory (that reality is the manipulation of the senses by a demon) because if our senses cannot be trusted then we cannot know anything. This is what Cogito Ergo Sum is about, but I would argue that even that goes too far. The only thing that can truly be proven is that something exists which produces something that looks like my consciousness. Unfortunately there isn't much space between accepting that and what you get if you allow a provisional acceptence of sense data in. In order to seriously consider what we might do to exit a simulation we have to find a consistent set of rules to follow about logic and evidence which doesn't depend on sense data Somebody is going to say "mathematics!" at this point but don't forget that mathematics is an arbitrary system which we developed. Our sense data has told us that this system has descriptive predictive power. If sense data goes away then we can no longer make that assumption.

    I have no problem with people getting a budget to play around with these ideas. I would however bet everything I owned that they don't get anywhere (and no I will not give you a prize for noticing why that would be a really good deal for me).

  320. Sim hypothesis is false... by ColonelZen · · Score: 1

    Arguments for the sim hypothesis are always Polynomial or Geometric. Our reality is massively and multiply re-entrant ... complexity of reality is combinatorial. Limit as entity count approaches VERY VERY LARGE .... ==> 0. And, in fact, if the sim ONLY emulated physics being "looked at" to cut down the combinatorial explosion effects, it would in fact make determination/breakout of the sim that much easier. The anomalies between "looked at" and statistically indeterminate sets of envents would continuously widen, eventually reaching a measurable displacement that would be noticed. Bottom line ... while not having any bona-fides but my math intuition, I''m really quite confident the arguments for reality being simulated are grotesquely in error. -- TWZ -- TWZ

  321. How gracious by raymorris · · Score: 1

    > That's an interesting point, and a clear example, thanks.
    > The next problem though

    I sure appreciate such a gracious comment from someone who seems to perhaps disagree with me a bit. Civility of discourse is quite pleasant. I wish you were logged in, so I had a name to associate with your pleasant conversation.

  322. re-assessment by eyenot · · Score: 1

    Well earlier I swore my head off because that's just what I'm apt to do given free reign of expression, and mostly because I was pissed at the utter stupidity of the suggestion that there is somehow a way to 'break out of' your own entire universe that created you.

    However, I've spent some time thinking about it and hmm maybe it's not so stupid.

    If you look back in the comments you'll find someone who surmised that the actual goal of the billionaire(s) funding this "research" is not to break out but to create a simulated environment in the first place for the purpose of enslaving people.

    That's kind of inspiring to look at things from a different angle. And personally lately I've been considering this "simulated universe" thing as an alternative form of religion. I'm normally hovering somewhere around atheist/mythological myself, and so something like this nestles perfectly in between both of those. I find it entertaining to talk and think about.

    But one of my first thoughts about this when was it... last year, when this theory first hit the news? Was that the most useful application of knowledge along this line of inquiry is towards hacking reality itself.

    If it's a simulation, that means you can find a way to overload its stack and include things in the set of its Turing input to instruct it to fill its virtual memory with, meaning you can control the laws of physics if you want to. Not a bad incentive.

    It occurred to me as I went on railing about this thing that the intent of the billionaire(s) may not be to "break out" but to do exactly that.

    If anybody's interested in organising a religion around this thing keep me in touch, I'd love to submit some things influenced by an early childhood and adolescence spent studying world religions and philosophies. I'm also interested in the hacking side of it as well, and maybe those two categories are actually associated.

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    1. Re:re-assessment by eyenot · · Score: 1

      It occurred to me just now that one way to attempt to overload the stack of reality is by creating a reality simulation inside of it that is just as complicated as the reality hosting it. You would want to use a dedicated machine for the purpose, something that provably can be demonstrated to be the literally fastest possible physical system for performing the task. You would probably create several virtual machines, one for each function required. You would probably make these quantum computers, trying to obtain as close as possible a light-speed result of simulation. If this universe is a simulation, then this should begin to create lag in the universe surrounding the dedicated quantum machine simulator. (In theory.)

      But that seems almost like a trap. "Consider the lily", to allude. The Catholic church considers Vanity to be a deadly sin and this would certainly be up to a counsel to determine whether or not it is Vanity. Creating an entire universe with a probability of containing sentient life is potentially an abomination before the Lord. However, from a Taoist perspective it's almost an inevitability for anyone living in a simulated universe to also eventually simulate another universe inside of it, in analogy to water's endless obedience of gravity and other physical properties. It takes the shape of its vessel, but a vessel is only useful because it can be emptied. (et cetera). So by mysticism if not by math and science, creating a rigorously simulated universe (one that exists as fast as the laws of physics can allow it to, practically as fast as its parent universe) is considerably inevitably to some auditable portion of the world's population. (Yes I like the term 'audit' as appropriated by L. Ron Hubbard.)

      As an aside, Taoism is very useful and fun for analogizing with all things engineering, especially digital, because of the dualism and how you can dichotomize and translate from yin/yang to 1/0 on/off (et cetera).

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    2. Re:re-assessment by eyenot · · Score: 1

      error:
      ". You would probably create several virtual machines, one for each function required. "

      correction capitalized:

      ". You would probably create several DEDICATED machines, one for each function required.

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  323. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    You're making the assumption that media is liberal because most people who worked in media are Democrats. A half-dozen corporations own the US media market, and corporations tend to be conservative organizations.

    I'm not making an assumption. There's numerous studies, reports, personal polling and so on that show that the media is *democrat* not liberal. If it was liberal, most people wouldn't have a problem with it. The trust of the press wouldn't be under 20%(in some cases under 10%) and declining. A liberal press doesn't push anti-liberal ideas, it doesn't push democrat party talking points, and it doesn't push regressive ideas that belong in the 1950's or earlier as liberal enlightening ideas.

    I see corporations with active hand in shaping the media. If it leads, it bleeds. Why do you think the media was so eager to cheer George W.'s war in Iraq?

    Really? I guess that's why they spent 7.5 years doing nothing but complaining about it and parading every single coffin that came back, despite that more soldiers died under Obama's government then under Bush's. Or why various media organizations have teams dedicated to attacking only one political organization, in some cases only single candidates despite having national reach.

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  324. more religious quackery from me to me by eyenot · · Score: 1

    Another interesting thing. There are arguments that we should not be researching this at all, because it might upset the scientific minds that simulated our reality to begin with. That assumes that those minds are studying this simulated universe with a granularity able to perceive our individual actions.

    Well, assumptions in this case carry very close to equal weight so let's run with this one.

    So, we can also assume that it could be harmful to research this? That means we can green-light a doctrinal tenet of our simulation-religion that says it's perfectly okay for a person to simply hear some information regarding the universe being a simulation, and begin spouting off about it as I have been doing, without reading any further. That makes every new member of this 'religion' a perfect expert on the subject so long as they have been given a passing acquaintance with the subject matter.

    Which is great, because that tenet creates a demand for a minimal, bullet-list style, outline of what the subject matter entails. Any fellow acolytes want to give this a shot?

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  325. delusional sad morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what a bunch of shit. anyone who believs this has any value is a delusional fuckstick living a fantasy

  326. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  327. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by bondsbw · · Score: 1

    Precisely. If it were Johnson-R and Trump-L, the candidates would have entirely different polling numbers even if everything else about them were identical to today.

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  328. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by bondsbw · · Score: 1

    Since duopoly is inherent in First Past The Post voting, why do you then also believe that voting third party will break the duopoly?

    Because Gary Johnson supports ranked voting (instead of FPTP) and majority voting (instead of the electoral college).

    At least he might have a platform to start the conversation. The major party candidates won't.

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  329. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 0

    Bwahahahaha! Yeah that VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY line...

    1. Bill is full of $hit but Hillary is just a bad liar
    2. Maybe she's been lying for 30 years so it looks like she is being persecuted, she's Teflon nothing sticks
    3. She should be wearing an orange jump suit in a federal prison
    4. The foundation is a well oiled money laundering operation and a semi-legal way to take kickbacks (Slush Fund)
    5. Hillary will say anything to any group if they want to hear it to get elected (Super power = FlipFlop)
    6. Hillary doesn't give a crap about anyone but herself and her money
    7. She's a moron who cannot even work a fax machine or email outside a BlackBerry, she is just really good at lying
    8. She's a man hater who would put your balls in a lockbox
    9. Her health is extremely questionable, do you really want Kaine to be president in a year?
    - Seizures, Blackouts, Falls, Head bob, eyes drifting... Come on she's having micro strokes or it's Parkinson's, and early onset Dementia/Alzheimers. You want someone like that to be the most powerful leader in the world?

    Yeah you researched it alright, not objectively and not using critical thinking. Truth is the choice is between a giant douche (Trump) and a turd sandwich (Hillary).

  330. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 1

    No business man with multiple ventures wins all the time. Losing 4 times in 20 years is not bad at all. Rockefeller went bankrupt several times. Clearly you don't know anything about what makes a good business man. They have all had failures and triumphs, but they didn't give up and that is what Trump has done. Meanwhile Obama has failed at every single agenda item in 8 years. Not a single thing could be considered a success and Hillary has accomplished absolute zero.

    List their successes I bet you can't. Don't say Obamacare cause it's literally crashing and burning. It's not reduced costs and its a huge failure, just as Bill Clinton who said so.

  331. Fibonacci Sequence in Nature by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 0

    Take a look at the Fibonacci sequence in nature, it's absolutely everywhere. So if not a simulation than it clearly is intelligent design. So either we are living in the movie The Matrix or the Christian God really did create the heavens and the earth. Mankind is still no closer to the perfection of nature. You can't look at these details and say some random proteins and amino acids coalesced and sprung into life spontaneously of it's own accord after a lightning strike.

  332. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 1

    Agent Smith: I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

  333. Ya Know... by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 1

    I bet it's the same damn billionaires who fear A.I. -- These guys are way too deep in tech, they believe the movie The Matrix. Perhaps it was this simulation concept that inspired the movie... Course both directors of The Matrix have transitioned into women so that makes a lot sense. Women who were into Kung Fu, Anime, Comics, and Sci-Fi. Yep it's possible I guess. Women trapped both in a male body but they are really little boys who never became men. Oof, brain popper that one.

  334. LOL by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    It tastes like steak to me...

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  335. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, maybe if his own party wasn't conspiring against him and funneling all of the state money to Hillary, it wouldn't have been so lopsided.

    And she's been corrupt for her entire time. The stats on the charity are BS, they haven't released a thing.

  336. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Sure... but I think that's a bit of a hand-waving argument when we don't know a thing about what is outside of the allegedly simulated system.

    I would further suggest that if we are an intended byproduct of the simulation, the so-called assorted random factors that led to our origins may have easily been the easiest method available at the time to have actually created us. In the same way that it is often easier to design a full blown physics simulation system for a 3d game and let the physics engine take care of the details of object interaction instead of trying to code all of that directly into the game logic, even if the latter may appear more efficient for certain limited behaviors.

  337. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Jeremi · · Score: 1

    I'll just point out that you could have a candidate that tells the truth 100% of the time, and half the nation would still think he/she was a liar, because his/her truths wouldn't fit their worldview.

    Most people don't have a complete understanding of how the world works, but they are unaware of the limits of their understanding, and when contradicted their first impulse is often to suspect the honesty of the person who contradicted them.

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  338. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

    Wow. You're serious.

    Okay...

    1) ALL politicians lie to the american people. And it's not their fault. It's the voter's fault.
    Almost all politicians lie 25% to 33% of the time.
    A majority of these are lies of omission (about 66% to 75%).
    But about a quarter to a third of their lies are bald faced flat out howlers.

    2) Various fact checking sites show that Clinton lies a little less than other politicians on average. Probably not because she's noble but because she knows everything she says will be fact checked. Most of her lies are unprovable, "I can't recall" or lies of omission.

    3) Trump lies (provably) over 70% of the time. And he lacks the cleverness to lie by omission. Most of his lies are bald faced howlers. When called on his lies he a) attacks the interviewer (and he's mostly retreated to the safety of sean hannity now to avoid this) b) immediately covers the lie with several other lies, or c) changes the subject. If lying is important to you- Trump verifiably lies 2-3 times more than Clinton.

    4) In the debate, Trump lied 34 times- Clinton lied 4 times. I think two of her lies were kinda weak. In any case, trump lied almost an order of magnitude more than Trump.

    5) And the entire point of the Debate was to set Pence up to either a) agree that trump lied or b) provide a lovely attack ad which shows Pence lying AND also reminds the public of Trump's lies, insults, and word salads. I WANT a president who is clever enough to box an opponent in with lateral thinking like that. I don't want a president who can be baited with a tweet or set preening with a lame complement by a hostile foreign leader.

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  339. The Multiverse is an ANALOG computer simulator by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    So what if our universe (and all the other universes in the multiverse) are just analog simulations? Our 3D universe + time is just a hyper sphere. If the Meta verse is 5 dimensions or more, then just as an infinitely large 2D space can be folded into a finite 3D space, then they could take even our (infinitely?) large universe and put it into a "small" 5D object. So storage wouldn't be a problem.

    Imagine the beings in this 5D universe. Say they wanted to create some intelligent entities to converse to. They could create universes like ours and, because they have an extra dimension, could "reach in" and alter anything they wanted just like we can change anything on a piece of paper. Also, if time to them is just another dimension, perhaps they could "scroll" through it and alter events (or at least view) events at any time. All they would have to do is set up the laws of physics (ok ok) in the simulation and (maybe) it would be easy for them to generate an infinite 3D space there because to them an infinitely large 3D verse would be just a point.

    (Actually it seems like we are NOT living in a digital simulation because it seems like there is a huge amount of wasted space. Look at the heavens and the billions of light years of apparently uncrowded perhaps uninhabited space. Unless they truly have infinite resources, it seems like a huge waste regardless of what they are trying to create (intelligence? Pretty starscapes?).

  340. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Jeremi · · Score: 1

    Unless you live in a swing state, "protest votes" are the only way to effect any change.

    Can you point to any historical examples of protests votes effecting any change? I'm genuinely interested.

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  341. +1 for a troll galaxy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the best thing I've read in awhile, a whole galaxy trolling the universe, awesome

  342. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, can you prove that vinegar DOESN'T disintegrate chemtrails?

  343. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    "The problem is that ultimately, Mexicans make cheaper textiles because they accept a lower standard of living."

    No, because the wage part of making an item of clothing is a small fraction of the overall cost, typically 1$

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  344. Re:If you beleive in the simmulation hypothesis th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The reason is quite logical: the "real" players have also suspected they live in a simulation. After trying to get in control of their simulation and failing, they decided to make their own simulation and see how their simulator life would try to solve the riddle.

    They are prodding us towards the answers or guesses they have made themselves. In antique times they might have been the famous philosophers like Plato, telling us we cannot see the real world.

    A somewhat more worrying possibility is that they run this simulation to find a solution to their environmental destruction. Maybe they are as helpless to guide their whole population to act responsibly to save their home planet, and they search for new ways to control or manipulate themselves to do it.

  345. Zenno rules us all. We're in universe #7. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are actually 12 universes in total.
    The universe that we are located in is universe #7.

    Each universe pairs with a sibling, where their sums add up to 13:
    1-12
    2-11
    3-10
    4-9
    5-8
    6-7

    In each universe, there are 4 quadrants: North/South/East/West. Each quadrant has a King Kai (Kaio), and overlooking each Kaio is a Grand Kai.

    Each universe is made up of gods that create, (Kaioshin), and ones that destruct (hakaioshins)

    There's one ruler of everything (Zenno).

  346. That have been done already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thinking that the "outside" computer is silicon or electricity based is just at the same level with believing an anthropomorphic divine being.
    "Breaking out of the simulation" is called in some cultures as reaching "Nirvana", and the game is called "Samsara" - it has reportedly being attained by more than a handful of people.

  347. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is going to be good:
    How are Stein and Baraka MORE EVIL than either Hillary or Donald?
    I'm fascinated to find out, really.

  348. Old Hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The universe is a simulation, and it's run on Frogstar B.

  349. The universe lies on the back of simulated turtles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Argument 3 basically is like saying it's simulations all the way down. If that is the case, reality doesn't exist, since there will be ever-more-complex universes containing simulations of each universe you consider, each with more and more capability of running simulations--hence with ever increasing probability of being in a simulation.

    Due to resource limitations, any simulated universe must be lower fidelity than the containing universe, so there are a finite number of levels below ours. Our "level" of the simulation has an observable universe of 10^80 atoms. Hence, any simulation we create would by necessity need to have a smaller scope, say 10^79 atoms if we manage to simulate each atom using 10. If this trend continues, there will be a "level" in which life may exist but you can't construct any meaningful simulation within the scope of the universe.

    Meanwhile, I'll go ahead and use my Occam's Razor to escape back to reality so I can get some real work done.

  350. Not true at all by popo · · Score: 1

    Totally not true. I saw it happen on Star Trek.

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  351. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm all for building a strong competing party to replace one of the current ones with something more populist, or even just less corrupt

    You have a chance to do that right now: Trump has effectively managed a takeover of the Republican party with a more populist platform and without the pre-existing corruption (which was unable to prevent him from winning the candidacy, unlike the Democratic equivalent with Sanders). A Trump presidency isn't quite the same as a wholesale replacement of the Republicans with a new party, but it's the next best thing.

    Whether this populism is a good thing or not will, of course, depend on whether your political views agree with those of the populace.

  352. Spending too little time outdoors. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you spend your whole life in a man made evironment whether books, staring at computer screens, or debating with other highly educated people, it is not surprising you come up with a world-view divorced from the actual world. These guys need to sit quietly in some undeveloped spot and watch the bugs, birds, frogs and mice go about their lives without any regard to us. Helps give one some perspective that the living-in-a-simulation crowd clearly are missing.

  353. Who's got the keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please press Ctrl+D.

  354. Think of the waifus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather he spent money breaking my waifu out of my korean puppet shows.

  355. Re:If you beleive in the simmulation hypothesis th by rainmouse · · Score: 2

    Logically if this is a simmulation then one would guess that the players controlled by external overlords would be the most powerful sims.

    You are assuming that the simulation is multiplayer. Maybe it is single player, in which case only I am real, and you and Donald Trump are simply artifacts of the simulation.

    You are assuming there are any players. Perhaps it's just a lab experiment simulation run in fast-forwards to see how long it takes for clouds of helium to realise they are in a simulation.

    Maybe plenty other simulations are running at the same time with the laws of physics tuned differently and that the real universe (if it is real) is so very different from what we could ever imagine.

  356. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, she is fucking *good*!

  357. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Lisandro · · Score: 1

    I find it hysterical that people believe in chemtrails in the first place...

  358. Re:If you beleive in the simmulation hypothesis th by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

    well if you're the only person in the universe, then you are literally the centre of the universe and you're STILL wasting time on Slashdot. Way to go.

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  359. This will not happen. Here is why. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If our reality is a simulation including our collective consciousnesses, it is impossible to 'break out' as we have no physical form in which to exist outside the simulation. If Sonic the hedgehog became self aware and decided to break out of an ancient Sega system what physical form could it actually take? Maybe if someone outside the Sega system built robo-sonic for it to transfer to it might work. Some higher being outside of our simulation probably doesn't want that, so there will be nowhere to transfer to. They would be able to enter the simulation at will to interact with us - why would they want to import a lower being into their reality?

    We may not even be the pinnacle of evolution in such a simulation. Elsewhere in our universe there may be other more highly evolved beings that were more directly created as part of the simulation and our existence is a happy coincidence (or something...). We could just be like ants to our creators.

    If we live in a simulation then the likelihood is if we can affect the simulation it may crash - or even reset the system effectively destroying our universe. Also lets say hypothetically that this is a simulation, what would the probability be that the entities on the outside are recognisable, due to the fact that if they are highly evolved over what we think of as human. There is also the possibility that they are not 'human' at all.

    Either way fuck it, the universe as we know it is what it is.

  360. Re:If you beleive in the simmulation hypothesis th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Logically if this is a simmulation then one would guess that the players controlled by external overlords would be the most powerful sims.

    You are assuming that the simulation is multiplayer. Maybe it is single player, in which case only I am real, and you and Donald Trump are simply artifacts of the simulation.

    You are assuming that the individual is somehow interfaced from the outside as opposed to being completely simulated inside the simulation itself. If you're conscious inside the simulation does it make you less real? You could even extend this to some Multiverse concepts, and say that you aren't real unless you exist in the most fundamental level, even if that fundamental level doesn't include a set of physical laws that make living biological organisms possible.

    I agree that Donald Trump is a artifact and should be put in a glass box in a museum.

  361. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Correct. That's why I changed my party registration. Moderate conservatives are no longer welcomed in the Republican Party.

    I'm starting to think that Reagan would be too far to the left to be welcomed in the Republican Party now. Nixon is definitely out with that clean air policy and an attempt to deal with healthcare that would have been to the left of what Obama managed to do.

  362. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Trump's idea won't work. It might have some short term effect, but that's the best case.

    Cut taxes. Labour becomes cheaper in the US, but still not as cheap as Mexico or China or India or any number of other places. On top of that, due to lower tax income infrastructure starts to be neglected. Education suffers, people's health suffers. The things that make the US attractive despite the higher wages start to go away. And the consumers in the US can't afford high margin products anyway, because of their low wages.

    At the same time, other countries are building up their infrastructure, their education and their healthcare.

    What the US needs is not a race to the bottom, it needs quality jobs and better education. You can't go back to the 1950s, when US manufacturing benefited from the rest of the world still recovering from WW2. You can either compete with China to set up the lowest cost sweatshop, or you can concentrate on high end manufacturing and service jobs.

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  363. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by dbIII · · Score: 1

    I'm not so keen on Princes and Kings so think of it something other than a tragedy.
    That another Clinton is having a go is a similar aristocracy problem to a second Bush, but at least she (and just about everyone in both parties) is better than that useless vacationing little Prince who thought he was God's own representative and that anything could be done in the name of fighting evil. We can thank God that he was too lazy to do as much damage as a more active deluded person could do, but even then he made a mess.

  364. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Clinton basically checks the checkboxes for what you'd want a President to have done. But yes, she wasn't good at those jobs

    Maybe, but who has done those jobs well this side of the Reagan administration?

  365. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by dbIII · · Score: 1

    He's proved it folks!
    He does live in a totally different reality to the rest of us!
    You win JustNiz - pity your reality is so shitty though.

  366. So what. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live, I love, I slay, and I'm content.

  367. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by dbIII · · Score: 1

    But she'a a liar!

    See "washington senators, representatives and similarly powerful bureacratic positions" for details.
    Everyone after Carter has had to be "too good to be true" ever since he lost due to actually giving people bad news. A lot of people would love to be working instead of unemployed today in an economy as "bad" as the one he told the truth about. Be honest in politics and everybody dumps on you, even rabbits attack you.
    Sucks doesn't it?
    So we get liars. We get the little sugar coated ones or the big steaming dumps of lies that Trump keeps leaving around for us to step in.

  368. If you're rich.... by pslytely+psycho · · Score: 1

    If you're rich, you get to be crazy without meds or getting locked up. Well you still get the meds, but you get to choose them...

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  369. A deluded opposite of globalization actually by dbIII · · Score: 1

    TPP is a backdoor way to try to cage in China with trade by giving sweeteners to other countries. Everything else in it is window dressing or malware designed to fuck up copyright in other places as badly as in the USA. She (and a very long list of others both R and D) loved it for that reason.
    That's the story behind it.
    Personally I think the reason behind it is stupid, the implementation relies on China going to sleep for a decade and the sweeteners ignore what effects they are going to have at home while still not being enough to stop those other countries trading more with China.
    The Chinese must be laughing that we are prepared to hurt ourselves so much to impotently swing in the air near China when there isn't even a fight on.

  370. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    "As a moderate conservative, you can vote third Party, and register your vote as a protest against the other two. IF enough people break free from the false dichotomy of the two party system, perhaps we can actually get worthy candidates."

    I too wouldn't want Hillary to be nominating the next three Supreme Court justices, but we have to weigh that against Trump's dismal lack of knowledge on technical issues, which was on display yesterday in Nevada. Not content with insisting that Nevadans are wrong about pronunciation of the state's name, he went on to dodge questions about Yucca Mountain in a really obvious way ("Hey look everybody! I know nothing about this!"). An informed Republican would have taken the opportunity to point out because spent nuclear fuel still has over ninety percent of its original energy, storing it for a generation until we can start using molten salt tech to burn it up completely would be a savvy move. It would strengthen our move toward energy independence, this time on the carbon-free front, while being another opportunity to portray Harry Reid as an idiot.

  371. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Which is to say, trade protectionism.

    Consider cane sugar and steel as two examples where trade protectionism had unintended consequences. Car manufacturing moved to where the steel was cheaper and the protected steel industry had no reason to innovate so is now beaten on both price and quality by everyone this side of Albania.

  372. Elon Musk's scientific statistical calculations by fggt · · Score: 1

    Ok I know we've done this but.. 1. Advanced humans somewhere have sufficient technology to create artificial realities containing conscious humans. 2. They go on to create and maintain billions of these artificial realities. 3. Their motivation for doing this is unknown, and they are sufficiently immoral to include extreme suffering within at least one of them. 4. There is a single 'objective' reality which the advanced humans inhabit, and billions of artifical realities that they have created, therefore our reality is probably one of the artificial ones. Do I understand the argument correctly? It's can't be that stupid and pointless... can it?

  373. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You DO realize that the Peter Principle is something someone came up with to sell a book. It has no academic rigor applied. It's like Jared Diamond's nonsense, homeopathy, elves, etc.

  374. We are not a computer simulation - thought proof by robert.piskule · · Score: 0

    I have come up with a proof that we are actually livinig in reality.

    1) The speed of light constant
    2) Because the speed of light is constant, the world is continuous (otherwise the speed of light could not be constant due to rounding errors)
    3) A continuous world is infinite (there are infinitely many positions in the world, such as X=1.123151251....... Y=3.532521.......... and the number is infinitely big. This must be the case because of item 2).
    4) Computers can not process infinite number.

    Therefore the universe we live in is real.

  375. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, right. I wasn't born yesterday, you know.

  376. These could be the most dangerous research EVER! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember, "Why, oh, why didn't I take the blue pill!" What do think did happen if this research is successful? The Overlords might just reboot the world - hell, they may just turn it off!

  377. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    On top of that, due to lower tax income

    Lower tax rates do not necessarily lead to lower tax revenue. In fact, lowering a rate to a point that the US has a structure for companies competitive with other countries, it encourages more companies to headquarter there. Combined with incentives for repatriating the trillions of dollars US companies are hording overseas, it could well lead to significantly increased tax revenues.

    You can either compete with China to set up the lowest cost sweatshop, or you can concentrate on high end manufacturing and service jobs.

    Service jobs are not going to help with the trade deficit. The US is still the premier manufacturer of weapons, one of the few exports left. High-end manufacturing, yes, as well as but China is not going to buy our robots for their factories (though others might). One of the things that helps the weapons manufacturers are rules that require them to do certain things within the US, as well as significant amount of federal dollars to develop high-end products. Meanwhile, other industries face crippling regulations for the smaller companies, and tax incentives that encourage large companies to create jobs offshore. Both of those things need to be fixed before ANY significant improvement in the job market can happen.

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  378. Like Proposing We Count Pimples on Gods Butt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One really SHOULD prove the existence of God before one invests in an inventory of the pimples on God's ass. What indications do we actually have that this reality we know is a simulation in a mega-computer? I've seen nothing compelling. I say, build some tests that show your sci-fi pipe-dream has some merit, THEN we can talk about exploring it and funding that exploration.

    We have only so much money, only a fixed amount of time and only the brains we've got. Let us not waste that, eh?

  379. Why a computer simulation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing I've always thought about since I was little was the possibility we're living in a "fish bowl".. not a computer simulation but think microbes on a petri dish under observation from the outside..

    I mean we've been able to see down to tiny scales, who's to say we're not on some even smaller scale to an outside 'thing' who's observing us using some advanced technology (or more advanced than our technological advancements to see outward that far)?

  380. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

    Instead of lowering taxes to encourage profits to come home, why but just change the tax rules so that they have to? That's what the EU is doing. Tax is paid based on where business is transacted, not where they funnel the profit to.

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  381. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    Instead of lowering taxes to encourage profits to come home, why but just change the tax rules so that they have to? That's what the EU is doing. Tax is paid based on where business is transacted, not where they funnel the profit to.

    That could work, too. The US tax system is a screwed up mess right now. US citizens can't even get bank accounts in many countries because of the onerous reporting requirements the IRS imposes. Needs to be something simpler.

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  382. TIL... by RealGene · · Score: 1

    ..that tech billionaires are a delusional bunch.

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  383. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, what you see is the democrats having an active hand in the media. Or did you forget that the Obama administration was directly leaning on reporters and media organizations by denying them access, or that multiple media organizations(as shown by the DNC leaks), were publishing both DNC and Obama administration talking points as original reporting. In some cases going as far as to directly sending stories to the DNC for reviewing to ensure they comply with their viewpoint.

    So continuing exactly what the Bush administration started. Again, the worst things about the Obama administration are the authoritarian things that conservatives loved 10-15 years ago.

  384. Known issue with a standard solution by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

    Isn't this the sort of thing ancient cultures uses meditation and hallucinogens for? Drive your brain to chaos, and a computer siulation's lack of precision may become evident. For a simplified mathematucally anenable model to play with, start with a numerical simulation of the Lorentz attractor, or the logistic map, using arbitrary preecision in general, and occasionally doing a few calculations using more limited precision: do this in parallel using different patterns of precision limitation, and one with maximum precision. See how quickly qualitatively different behavior results. Do the same with simulations of non-chaotic or near chaotic systems. Driving a system to extreme levels of complexity can potentially be used to study imperfections in a simulation of that system. Now try and imagine how one would do something analogous with mind and brain. If nothing else, this would make for a fun plot device for a psychological scifi novel.

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  385. Core Dump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if trying to break out causes the universe to core dump and crash? Maybe we should just stay where we are.

  386. Sim City: Planet Earth by XXongo · · Score: 2

    Logically if this is a simmulation then one would guess that the players controlled by external overlords would be the most powerful sims. that is to say movie stars or Tech billionaires or Trump like dictators.

    Close. The players would be the ones with lives filled with action. So, if your life consists of sitting in a basement unemployed and surfing the internet, you're probably a non-player character, but if you get shot at a lot, and shoot back, you may be a player. It's not fun to be shot at in real life... but in a game, it's the whole reason you're there.

    My guess is that the game was called "World War!" and they probably just forgot to turn it off after finishing play.

    (Of course, it depends on what the unknown players are playing. They may be playing ''Sim City: Planet Earth'', in which case politicians and engineers are major players.)

  387. Effect by XXongo · · Score: 1

    Nader pulled the Democrats to the left, and Buchanan pulled the Republicans to the right. In my opinion this was a bad thing, but that is not the point. Those voters were effective.

    Maybe. Nader also pretty much discredited the Green Party in the United States as being primarily a spoiler party for the Republicans.

    The voters were effective-- but their greatest effect was to marginalize their party.

  388. Characters can break out of video games? by um...+Lucas · · Score: 1

    If we're indeed just part of a simulation and we're hoping to break out of it, what are the chances an Age of Empires Titan could break out of that simulation and enter our own simulation?

  389. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

    You may well have a point, send me a cheque and I'll get top men on it straight away. Top men.

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  390. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

    Holding a job and sucking at it is not a credible qualification for a promotion.

    That didn't stop George W. from leapfrogging Jeb into the presidency.

    Actually, it was the Supreme Court that didn't stop George W. Bush from leapfrogging Jeb into the Presidency. ;-)

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  391. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by um...+Lucas · · Score: 1

    >worthy candidates

    Like Gary Johnson and Jill Stein, you mean?

  392. Reality hacking ass-hats. by martygwilliams · · Score: 1

    I'm drawing a line in the sand right here, motherfuckers. You segfault my reality with your bumpkin shenanigans and I'll make sure your entire line gets redacted.

  393. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by um...+Lucas · · Score: 1

    >Slashdotters with absolutely zero knowledge of how business actually works

    You say that after mentioning that Warren Buffets one-day paper loss on an investment that has provided a return many times greater than the amount he invested, held as part of a diverse portfolio that provides liquidity, only when needed, for his insurance operations, and in any case only represents a small fraction of Berkshire's net worth, compared against Trumps complete blow out?

  394. Plato by dwheeler · · Score: 1

    This is an old idea, see Plato's "Allegory of the Cave".

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    - David A. Wheeler (see my Secure Programming HOWTO)
  395. Break out? There are two possibilities. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Breaking Out" assumes there is some place to break out to.

    In the first possibility, WE ARE ALL PART OF THE SIMULATION and so when the simulation stops, we all cease to exist along with the Milky Way galaxy and the Universe as a whole. Poof. Some grad student writes a paper outlining the results and hopes to get it published.

    In the second possibility, WE ARE ALL (or mostly all) PLUGGED INTO THE SIMULATION, much like the Matrix and have a physical body that exists outside the simulation. Perhaps some or most of the others humans we interact with or see walking in the background exist only as an entity within the simulation. When the simulation stops, we sit up and declare "Whoa, I just had one hellova dream." And who is to say our physical body outside the simulation is "human"?

  396. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they sold more than 20% of our Uranium rights to foreign powers for person gain?

    OH WAIT, NO, THAT WAS HILLARY

    Maybe they funded and supplied terrorists across the world in order to destabilize half a continent

    OH WAIT, NO, THAT WAS HILLARY

    Maybe they ran a charity to pull in millions of dollars for Haiti quake relief and then gave all that money to themselves

    OH WAIT, NO, THAT WAS HILLARY

    Maybe they sold the right to visit the White House to foreign powers for personal fortune and gain

    OH WAIT, NO, THAT WAS HILLARY

    Maybe they stored state secrets on a harddrive that had about as much security as a post-it note that says "Do Not Steal, Please"

    OH WAIT, NO, THAT WAS HILLARY

    Hillary is as evil and fiendish as American politicians go. Every policy people hated about W, Hillary espouses. People voting for, and supporting, Hillary Clinton that hated George W. Bush are either evil, ignorant, or fucking stupid.

  397. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I chuckle at all these people claiming its immoral or unjustifiable to not vote for who they think is better, but to instead vote for the lesser of two evils out of obglitation to keep THE GREAT EVIL from entering power.

    I know that evil will be in office regardless. I do not fear evil, so i will vote for the candidate which is best (third party or not) -- given out shitty voting system -- and deal again with the results of a party who does not represent my interested --- because demos and repubs do not represent most peoples interest more than big moneys interests.

    vote third party, it raises awareness to issues AND helps to give federal funding to the third party --- thus potentially (yea right) being able to compete in a future election.

  398. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

    I had a conversation with a Hillary supporter about Johnson, and they were going off on Aleppo moment of Johnson. I looked at them, and said "If it weren't for Hillary, I doubt Aleppo would be an issue at all. She and Obama are a large part of the reason for that war". The look was classic.

    In Syria there is basically a Tri-sided war going on. You have the Pro-Assad, the Anti-Assad, and ISIS all fighting each other, in what can best be described as "paper, rock, scissors" of war.

    We can't bomb Assad forces without Russia getting pissed off. We can't bomb our "friends" the Anti-Assad people, and we can't really go after ISIS because they look exactly like Anti-Assad rebels half the time.

    I actually think that Johnson is the best of the three, simply because he is pro-liberty.

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    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  399. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Working for lasting change involving third parties means not just favoring a third party to the point where it becomes one of the big two, but giving third parties a role in politics.

    Instant runoff voting is good, since it means I can vote for the candidate I like while still favoring the candidate I think electable and acceptable over the candidate I really don't want. This makes third-party candidates more electable.

    What would be even more significant is proportional representation, which (as far as I can tell) can be done without amending the Constitution. "The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People of the several States...." doesn't mandate individual House districts. It would be possible for a state to have parties submit ordered slates of candidates and allot seats based on a party votes. I don't think this is going to happen, because state governments have historically stayed very close to the US Federal government model, but it appears legal,

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  400. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    I really don't think Nader had much of an effect on the Democratic Party, other than by getting Bush elected. Nader got fewer than three million votes, and only the fact that the race came down to an extremely close election in one state allowed him to potentially make a difference. The voters that influenced the Democratic Party most in recent years are the ones who supported Sanders.

    Replacing an organization by another is normally done by working outside the organization. Pushing the organization to be more what you want is best done by working inside the organization.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  401. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    >> pity your reality is so shitty though.

    You aint seen nuthin yet if Hillary gets in.

  402. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by david_thornley · · Score: 1

    Clinton is one of the most honest candidates this campaign season (Sanders and Kasich are about as honest). Her security issues were basically about trusting the wrong people. I don't know why you'd think she would be in the pockets of foreign powers, and she's never been convicted of anything criminal despite decades of scrutiny and attempts. She's not under investigation for treason. She wasn't indicted because neither the FBI director nor the Attorney General wanted to treat her differently from people who did what she did.

    Psychopathic power crazed loon? What's new? You pretty much have to be one to launch a credible bid for the Presidency, and saying a major party candidate is one is about like saying the water is sure wet today.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  403. There really is no free lunch, I wish there were by raymorris · · Score: 3, Interesting

    > Low taxes are not a solution to unemployment. They might encourage companies to move, but the jobs are low paid. If they were not low paid, the taxes wouldn't be a big factor and there wouldn't be much incentive to move them.

    I sure WISH we could get free money by taking a billion from this person, a billion from that company, and it had no effect. Free money! That's simply not the case, though - look at California versus Texas over the last 20 years. Due to T&C costs, companies have moved from California to Texas. Unemployment is now 50% higher in California. The average income in Texas buys a house two and half times larger than California. Those are the facts. California tried to get that "free" money, just tax the hell out of everybody, nothing bad will happen, right? Now they're a tad fucked, mush worse off than Texas, where the opposite approach was used.

    It would also be nice to think that only melon-packing jobs are leaving, but that's not the case. The software company I work for had two offices in the US, employing many systems architects, programmers, etc. The median salary is likely six figures. Now they've opened offices in Cali, Colombia, and that's where they are hiring the programmers and project managers. These are six figure jobs. You CAN still get a melon-packing job in California, though http://joeproduce.com/ .

    Our health care system does need some work. It needs several changes. A month ago I went in for an annual physical. I've become absolutely convinced that the first, most important, and simplest thing we need to do is have upfront pricing. Doctors sent my wife and I for MRIs. We called the place we were referred to and asked how much they charge. It was a little difficult to get that information - nobody seemed to know. $2,200. I Googled "Dallas MRI" and called the first place that came up - $1,200 9AM-5PM, $1,000 after 5PM, and a $150 additional discount if I fill out the insurance paperwork instead of having them do it. A 5 minute phone call dropped the price in HALF, but virtually nobody does that. A month ago, I went for an annual physical and my doctor said he wanted to do some blood tests, so we did that. I got a thick envelope in the mail with some really good information, and a bill for $3,000. If the doctor had said "I'd like to do $3,000 worth of blood tests" I would have said "no way!" We probably would have done a few important tests, with a reasonable price. So upfront pricing would be very good, I think. Further, insurance companies already calculate the *average* price for each procedure in each geographical area. I'd love to see that disclosed ahead of time, "we'd like to do an MRI and charge you $2,200; the average price of an MRI in Dallas in $1,400." Who wants to bet many providers would realize they'd better say "the average price is $1,400, we're going to charge $1,250"?

    Another thing we need to do is figure out the difference between INSURANCE and HEALTH CARE. Insurance, whether it be auto insurance, home insurance, renters insurance, or medical insurance, is designed to cover unexpected, high costs that you can't budget for. Home insurance is for when your house burns down, not replacing a $10 air filter in your AC or maintenance such as mowing the grass. Car insurance covers you when your total your car, not when you need an oil change or brake pads. I notice that when I go to my doctor for a flu shot, there are two doctors in the office and three people handling claims paperwork, because they deal with a bunch of paperwork and bureaucracy for every $20 flu shot, making it cost $40-$50 in the end. Again, a simple way to cut the cost in half is to use insurance as *insurance*, and use a $20 bill for a flu shot.

    The US government is designed to be, is supposed to be, very different from the government of North Korea and similar prices. It's supposed to be FAIR, it's supposed to be TRANSPARENT, it's designed to be ACCOUNTABLE. We have a series of public hearings before each decision is m

  404. Just because you are rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't make you smarter than anyone. And in this case I would say it makes those pumping money into this stupid research dumber than most. Humans describe the universe in their own terms and since the word of the day is digital simulation they will try to explain it as such.

  405. Re:If you beleive in the simmulation hypothesis th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Careful, or we'll get another worship-yourself "religion" for overly-vain rich people like Scientology. Simu-tology maybe?

  406. There was this movie? Called The Matrix? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. Any scientists engaged to break us out of the simulation are also part of the simulation, so how effective will they be? Not effective. Any apparent breakout would, at best, be an escape to the next level in the simulation... or in any event we would face the same existential problem: have we leveled up to another simulation? Or is this really reality?

    All we have is our perception of what appears to be reality, and our perception of our perceptions, ad infinitum. It's all we can ever have. Embrace it.

  407. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    So what on both points? did you even bother to read the headline let alone the article itself?

    >> Trey Gowdy isnâ(TM)t finished with Hillary Clinton

    I realise that you're a Hillary fan so not too bright, but even you must see this main thrust of this article isn't about Comey.

  408. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

    If the Aleppo gaffe is your biggest worry: Information can be learned or farmed out to more capable subordinates. Morality, decency and honesty cannot.

  409. Idiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just goes to show you that you can be rich and still be a complete idiot.

  410. Was Doug adams right ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    42 Damn't !! The answer is 42 !!

  411. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Imagine every primary there were no "D" and no "R" after peoples names, and you got to vote for anyone you wanted.

    The primary is the means by which a political party decides which of its candidates it will send to the general election. It's not specified in the Constitution how this should be done; it's a party process. I don't think it makes sense to remove the (D) or (R) after the names, and in some states voting for dems or repubs happens on different days. It's not an election to whittle down the candidates, it's a party function, because each party has one candidate in the general.

  412. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    >> Clinton is one of the most honest candidates this campaign season
    Bwahahaha. Nice troll.

    >> Her security issues were basically about trusting the wrong people.
    So you're saying that she had nothing to do with the decision to set up her own mail server? What are you smoking?

    >> I don't know why you'd think she would be in the pockets of foreign powers,
    Oh I don't know, perhaps its the literally tens/hundreds of millions of dollars going into the Clinton Foundation from Saudi regime and other middle eastern tyrannies?.
    https://theintercept.com/2016/...

  413. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

    Donald Trump made the assumption that Lester Holt, the NBC moderator for the first debate, was a Democrat. Holt is actually a registered Republican.

    Doesn't matter how he's registered... he was clearly pulling for Clinton with his constant interruptions of Trump, to the point where he was flat-out arguing with him. Holt did nothing of the sort with Clinton. He wasn't a moderator, he was a participant.

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  414. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

    Normal elections are usually like this: I agree roughly 65% with one candidate, and roughly 40% with the other, so I choose the 65%. Those percentages are based on policy as well as character, past performance and a belief in the candidate actually doing as promised.
    This election, I agree 5% with one candidate, and 3% with the other, with everyone shouting at me I'm a fool to not vote 5%

  415. rife with errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Therefore, if we don’t think that we are currently living in a computer simulation, we are not entitled to believe that we will have descendants who will run lots of such simulations of their forebears."

    That is a huge logical leap. I can easily believe I am not in a simulation, but also believe that my descendants may create such a simulation. The first pass through history requires that this belief must be possible at least one time (unless you are also proposing some weird time paradox).

    What is the point of a simulation but to explore alternate realties and outcomes. If this world is the alternate, then the "real" world outside of the simulation is likely either much better, or much worse. If it is much better, then you are a prime candidate for one of the monotheistic religions that promise utopia when you die, since that parallels their basic premise. If it is much worse, then why would you want to leave unless you are a masochist.

  416. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot racist. If you want to follow the party line, you have to call him racist. It's in the rulebook.

  417. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    I totally agree this is all hypothetical, since you're right that we don't (and quite possibly can't) know a thing about whats outside.
    Given that it makes most sense to use mechanisms that we already know to reason about anything new, occams razor is valid. Of course it may not be right or even valid to use it, but its a good starting point until we know more.
    You example of the physics simulation makes sense, but not always. It depends on what you're tying to achieve. For example if all I'm trying to do is establish whether a particular box would fit through a particular doorway, then using a physics simulation is both massive overkill and non-optimal.

  418. I'll Stay, Thanks... by obscuro · · Score: 1

    If this is a simulation and it has this much complexity I'm not sure I'd want to (or be able to) live in the world that created it. I wouldn't mind having the power to enhance our experience of the simulation. I'm all for cheating the gods. But, I'd like to keep living and I doubt I exist in a tank somewhere - I exist in whatever data this simulation uses.

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  419. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    I think if you dig into her history on non conservative sites, you'll find the same things.

    For the most part, I don't distrust her motivations. I distrust her honesty, obviously, but I think her worst flaw is she has something of a "I know best" attitude. Almost all of these scandals she's gotten into were a result of her rejecting the advice of experts who knew what they were talking about because she thought she had a mental picture of what was going on and what would happen. Whether it was ignoring security warnings in Benghazi, or ignoring sysadmin warnings about her private email server, situations that could have been avoided had she followed the recommendations given to her. I know a few very intelligent people who have that as part of their personality, and it can be frustrating when they walk into pitfalls after you try to warn them away.

  420. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    The very existence of the Pumpkinhead Redeemer, let alone the fact that a significant number believe in him, is solid evidence this is some sort of controlled simulation

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  421. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simul by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    Seeing trump and Clinton as similar in any way other than carbon based organisms is prima facie evidence that your opinions are unreliable.

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  422. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simul by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    Oh heck, there are lots of rent an evil places.

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  423. Too much time in computers? by klek · · Score: 1

    If THIS is what happens to one's mind when they spend too much time (& $) soaked in computer technology --imaginary crazy unsubstantiatable theories that *everything* is a computer-- then I'd better get our of this biz fast! o_O

  424. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and you're the type of person who'd say that there are no connections when 10+ outlets suddenly all come out yesterday with exactly the same talking points about Pence [google.ca] and his non-2020 campaign

    You know, I have no connections to the media so I don't hear what rumors they might be circulating, what they're talking about, or any of that. But needless to say, I came to the same conclusion.

    Maybe they came to the same talking points about Pence because, given the performance and the circumstances surrounding it, it was a FUCKING OBVIOUS conclusion to make? In fact, it was obvious well before the debates because everyone was saying it. Most Democrats wish they had Tim Kane as their presidential candidate. Most Republicans would rather Pence be the candidate as well. Very few are actually excited about their candidate, which is why are aweful as the other side is, neither side is really able to get traction against the other. Both candidates SHOULD be so very easily beatable, but when they're both the worst choices, it's a tossup that Hillary is narrowly winning at the moment.

    Pence is hitched to a very bad candidate. No surprise that he wants to be seen on his own terms and to not get dragged down by Trump. That the "smart politician" way of doing things, to pay your dues by supporting your party, and look good while doing it. Trump is the outsider, but Pence is the more established politician playing by traditional politician rules.

  425. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simul by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    At last, a reliable thinker. The fact is, Hillary has done more good for people in need, from 9/11 responders to veterans to impoverished children, than all the other candidates put together. And i say that as someone who likes Bernie and Stein.
    Even if somebody were to opine that they disagreed with Hillary but her intentions were good I'd at least think they were reasonable but misinformed. But this need to live in a black and white world where whoever you didn't like was the embodiment of evil, this susceptibility to tossing around meaningless adjectives like "corrupt", to parrot every charge leveled b against the candidate whose main failing is not being your favorite without noting that every one has been investigated and found basically trivial at worst; people just watch way too much TV drama.

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    Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  426. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    No, what you see is the democrats having an active hand in the media. Or did you forget that the Obama administration was directly leaning on reporters and media organizations by denying them access

    Are you saying this is not standard operating procedure for the White House, regardless of which party is in power? "Access" has been a weapon for decades now that the White House can use to try to being the media into line.

  427. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simul by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    Research does not consist in memorizing every insane right-wing talking point so you can list them, outside the rightwing world where adhering to authoritative opinions passed down is the badge of all virtue. For the rest of us, it constitutes digging up facts not handed to you, and making up your own mind. Such as the extensive list of admiring comments about how Hillary is just wonderful made by every Republican up until she became the likely candidate after 2012, including trump. The same folks who now somberly toss around the words corrupt and criminal to impress the folks on whom calling names works.

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    Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  428. Simulacron-3 by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    I appreciate seeing Egan brought up. I've always felt he was overlooked by the masses as the father of "stuck in the machine" popular sci-fi of the 90's (13th Floor and The Matrix owe him much recognition).

    The movie The 13th Floor was based on Daniel F. Galouye's 1964 novel Simulacron-3 , so I don't think you can credit that to Greg Egan, who was only 3 years old when the novel came out.

    (Nevertheless, I'll second the nomination of Greg Egan as a writer worth reading.)

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  429. Stop spamming my simulation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares, stop spamming my simulation with things about it being a simulation. I'm trying to go with the flow here!

  430. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simul by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    What makes you think she did not have an equal number of equally qualified people giving her the opinions she followed? For instance, the entire Republican party which voted every year to reduce the security budget for foreign diplomatic posts? Do you think if she had decided to unilaterally somehow find a way around that, they would today be praising her wisdom? Or if she had placed her email on the state dept server, that would absolve her of being blamed for carelessness when it was indeed hacked? The fact is the hillary bashers begin with the conclusion that they don't like her and generate the evidence why a posteriori, and the proof of that is how they can flip their argument 180 degrees to cover whatever she does. She's a hardcore socialist, who's in the pocket of wall Street. She's a frail and confused old lady, who's also a criminal mastermind with an iron fist. Etc.
    just like Obama, the muslim socialist tool of wall Street who belongs to the white-hating church.

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    Star Trek transporters are just 3d printers.
  431. glitch in the Matrix pics or it isn't true by Pherdnut · · Score: 1

    I'm sure it's great way to get people on acid excited though.

    Regardless, once you actually achieve a simulation with self-aware deep AIs running around whose existence relies on the existence of the simulation and the rules that govern it, there's nothing virtual about it, IMO. That's a new reality. And in the context of that reality we are the gods. No doubt we'll 'trip when we're able to do something like that.

  432. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

    3) Clinton's actions show she is willing to put the good of the party and the country ahead of her personal good.>

    Then she should have told people to vote for Bernie, since he polled better against Trump.

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  433. the best part by F9rDT3ZE · · Score: 1

    my favorite and the best part of this is the implicit conviction that "we" are part of a simulation and yet that "we" could "break out" of it. far more likely would be the same thing we see in our own simulations: there is no person "in there" separate from the "in there" to begin with. if we are simulated, we are simulated, period. then in some ultimate "real" reality, "we" don't exist at all. so there is no breaking out, any more than it would make sense for Mario to break out of Super Mario Brothers. believing otherwise is reflective of the typical unthinking arrogance of tech billionaires: "we're inside a simulation, but WE ARE SPECIAL PARTS OF THE SIMULATION." that's not how simulations work.

  434. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    It's 52% Trump to 12% Clinton for outright lies.

    Trump

            True12 (4%)(12)
            Mostly True32 (12%)(32)
            Half True39 (14%)(39)
            Mostly False48 (17%)(48)
            False97 (35%)(97)
            Pants on Fire48 (17%)(48)

    Clinton

            True60 (23%)(60)
            Mostly True73 (28%)(73)
            Half True58 (22%)(58)
            Mostly False39 (15%)(39)
            False27 (10%)(27)
            Pants on Fire6 (2%)(6)

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  435. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's simulations all the way up."

  436. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    If he had won, she would have done so. The same as she did for Obama.

    Doing what you suggest would say we wanted a quitter with no grit for president.

    Clinton is a hard fighter who loses with grace.

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  437. There is a good movie about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Movie: The Thirteenth Floor

  438. Thirteenth Floor by codecore · · Score: 1

    Drive to a place where you never would have considered going otherwise. If you discover a place that resembles a wireframe model, we are in a simulation.

  439. Wacko by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently, it helps to be a WACKO to make $

  440. Cheat codes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give me cheat codes!

  441. How can you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they control the horizontal and the vertical?

  442. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    The fact of her crimes and lies has already been proven

  443. Re:If you beleive in the simmulation hypothesis th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know which simulations you have played, but in my experience it are the students and jobless who are the most successful in these places, not the people with a real life job.

  444. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're very clever, young man, very clever! But it's simulations all the way up!

  445. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

    You said she would put the country and party ahead of herself. If that was true, she would have told everyone to go with the sure bet on Bernie Sanders, instead of now where it's a toss-up between her and Trump. She's gambling the future of the country on her ego. Not that that's anything out of the ordinary for a politician, but it belies your claim.

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  446. Mod whole subthread OFFTOPIC pls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You got modded offtopic, but this whole fucking subthread is offtopic.

    I should really know better than to try to read this site in an election year. :-P

  447. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    I said she put the interests ahead of her own- not that she was stupid. Bernie couldn't beat her. He sure couldn't have beat trump.

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  448. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Immerman · · Score: 1

    This is true - however, it means that the two established parties are being directly subsidized by the government - it's not the parties that pay for the polling places, etc.

    If We the People are paying for the primary, why should we give special consideration to two of the many parties? We could instead do something like a single open instant runoff primary with totally open results (i.e. the "first pick" results, as well as the lineup after 1, 2, ...N-1 candidates were eliminated). Then the parties could all decide who they want to back, and the populace knows exactly where all the candidates stand.

    I also seem to recall that there's at least one state, maybe a few, that do in fact do "partyless" primaries, with only the top two candidates being put on the election-day ballot, even if they're both from the same party.

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  449. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    > Holt is actually a registered Republican.

    It doesn't matter what he's registered as. It was obvious from his actions that he has clearly sold-out to Hillary. It wouldn't surprise me if Hillary had told him to register as a Republican just to cover her ass when questions are inevitably asked because he's so obviously biassed.

  450. Sorry to backtrack but clearer here by dbIII · · Score: 1

    You missed the point. This endeavor will find scientific research and help us learn more about the true nature of the universe

    I disagree very strongly with that point because I have not been that naive for decades. There are a LOT of scammers that will be attracted to this and people who are not scammers will stay away because they are worried about their reputation. In science, unlike business, once you have a reputation of being mixed up with fraud your career is over.
    As an example, Horvath's hydrogen car scam did NOTHING to progress technology. None of the hydrogen cars today are based in any way upon what he did, because his car wasn't really running on hydrogen.

    1. Re: Sorry to backtrack but clearer here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what might come out of it and citing some endeavors that were fruitless doesn't show that nothing good ever comes from any of them throughout history.

  451. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by quax · · Score: 1

    You don't have to be a Hillary fan, considering the alternative.

    You also don't have to be too bright to understand that Hillary is currently not under investigation, contrary to what you wrote.

    The old adage applies: You are entitled to your own opinion but not to your own facts.

  452. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Sure..... but if the universe were a simulation, then what makes us think that the fact that we can't see what kind of purpose we might have in it means that we don't have one? It arrogantly assumes that we know more than we really do about what the intentions of the designer of the simulation would be.

  453. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

    I said she put the interests ahead of her own- not that she was stupid. Bernie couldn't beat her. He sure couldn't have beat trump.

    Sure he could. Nobody likes Trump or Hillary. They are voting against the other party, not for their party. But people would actually vote for Bernie, as indicated by the polls.

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  454. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Becuase doing nothing is the steady state. Having a purpose has to be designed in. Not having a purpose doesn't.

  455. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a one in billion chance that Elon is not an idiot. I suppose we are going to have a lot of folks wasting time dreaming up logical contortions to "prove" this, just as with the nonsensical Big Bang Theory.

  456. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    I liked Bernie. I would have voted for Bernie happily.

    But if he couldn't beat the most unelectable democratic candidate in years, he had no chance against trump.

    Clinton (who I considered unelectable in 2015) beat Bernie without use of the super delegates which were simply icing on the cake. Your position might be more credible if Bernie had beat Clinton in the votes and regular deleges.

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  457. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Saying "purpose" was overkill.... I was only rather suggesting that if what we experience as the universe were a simulation, there is no particular reason to believe that we were not an intended byproduct of that simulation... not because we are necessarily special, but because it makes the assumption that the designer or designers of the simulation did not account for all of the factors in the simulation before they started it running. We can't understand everything about the universe because we are *part* of that system, but there is no reason to presume that someone who could have designed would not understand every aspect of its operation as well as we might be able to understand something that *we* create ourselves.

  458. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by VisceralLogic · · Score: 1

    I too would have voted for Bernie. I will not vote for Hillary or Trump. Here's the thing: I'm not alone in that. Hillary will only get votes from Democrats. Bernie would also get votes from independents, and even some from Republicans who dislike Trump. Considering most people despise both Trump and Hillary, the only qualification a major party candidate would have to have to win would be to be neither of them.

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  459. Re:There really is no free lunch, I wish there wer by stigmerger · · Score: 1

    look at California versus Texas over the last 20 years. Due to T&C costs, companies have moved from California to Texas. Unemployment is now 50% higher in California. The average income in Texas buys a house two and half times larger than California.

    Sure, but you have to live in Texas. Here's another way to say it: it's worth having a house half the size to be able to live in California.

  460. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    > it makes the assumption that the designer or designers of the simulation did not account for all of the factors in the simulation before they started it running.

    Exactly. I mean thats the whole point of simulation. if you already know what the simulation is going to do, there's no point in even creating/running it. Therefore we have to presume that the creator didn't already know that we would come along. To put it into perspective, If you take all of known time (i.e the uptime of the simulation) and represented that as a single day, mankind has only just appeared in the last nanosecond or so in one infinitesimally small part of it. Given that, It seems to me to be the height of arrogance/ignorance to assume that we are even a significant part of its overall reason..

    > We can't understand everything about the universe because we are *part* of that system

    And thats why I dont believe it would actually be possible for us to get out of it.
    Presuming this is a simulation, and someone claimed they found a way out, I'd immediately bet all the money I could get my hands on that upon exiting they would simply cease to exist.
    I'm fairly convinced that the best we could ever realistically hope for is finding some way to communicate with the outside.

  461. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    I didn't suggest that we were a significant part... only that if the universe was a simulation, then complex life was probably an intended byproduct of that in the same way that when we design software, we can write it for a specific purpose to do a particular thing, and even though all of the results and byproducts of the software are exactly what we expected, the software can still be useful (or entertaining, or what have you).

  462. So glad you like it by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I'm really glad you like California so much, if you live there! I hope you can stay there forever, if you love it there.

    If in the future you do as so many Californians do and come to Texas for thr available jobs and the much lower cost of living, please keep in mind there are *reasons* we have more work here and lower cost of living. Please don't go on incessantly about "you should do it this way, like we did it in California." If we did it the way California does it, we'd get the same results as California, and people would be fleeing from here. We prefer our way. Thanks, enjoy CA and thanks for the Guirradelli chocolate - that stuff is delicious.

    1. Re:So glad you like it by stigmerger · · Score: 1

      It was meant to sound humorous. I take it back. Though I do love California.

      The point was that the market (I didn't say it was free) has somehow rated floorspace in California more highly. So, complaining about the relative cost of floorspace must miss something (not saying what) that the market has priced in.

  463. Re:If you beleive in the simmulation hypothesis th by doccus · · Score: 1

    Logically if this is a simmulation then one would guess that the players controlled by external overlords would be the most powerful sims. that is to say movie stars or Tech billionaires or Trump like dictators.

    Thus your highest calling if you and under-sim is to go be a groupy to one of the "real" players.

    So it's a little strange to hear the Real players asking to be broken out of the Simulation. Something is fishy here.

    "simulated" fishy. Actually, am I to understand that simulated billionairs with simulated money are asking simulated scientists to use simulated technology to break us out odf a computer simulation? Am I even commenting on a real /. or a simulated one?

  464. On the internet, nobody can see you smile by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Yeah I missed the humor that is now plain in hindsight.

    You're absolutely right, there is/was some attractive things about California which caused people to be willing to pay so much to live there. The climate is nice, for any definition of nice if you choose the part of CA that has the weather you like. Unless of course you like weather, four very distinct seasons. High-paying jobs WERE big draw, those jobs have been moving away over the last twenty years.

    I do understand some reasons people like California. And I get annoyed when they decide they need to GTFO of Ca because they can't get a job there or pay the sky-high rent, so they come here and insist that we start doing exactly the same things that caused high unemployment and high prices in Ca - advocating for exactly the things they fled from.

    1. Re: On the internet, nobody can see you smile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The climate is nice, for any definition of nice if you choose the part of CA that has the weather you like. Unless of course you like weather, four very distinct seasons.

      If you want that, you won't go to Texas.

      High-paying jobs WERE big draw, those jobs have been moving away over the last twenty years.

      Nope. Still plenty of high-paying jobs in California. I will grant that the Internet Boom went bust, but that wasn't state policies. That was people coming to their senses.

      I do understand some reasons people like California.

      Now do you understand the reasons some people havd to hate and disparage California?

      And I get annoyed when they decide they need to GTFO of Ca because they can't get a job there or pay the sky-high rent, so they come here and insist that we start doing exactly the same things that caused high unemployment and high prices in Ca - advocating for exactly the things they fled from.

      But unemployment isn't high in California, if it were, prices would drop to reflect that. You must be one of those people who thinks the economy is failing, is that it? Not California. If they suffer from anything, it's paying for the various leecher states.

      I blame it on a lack of representation in Congress. What, you say, California has the most...but by population, it suffers since the size of the House has been fixed, and its districts are disadvantaged to the point the state would get 15 more votes if the Wyoming Rule were implemented.

      I suggest you go to California and learn the truth. It isn't the hellhole you want it to be.

      Try Alabama. Their chief judge is out, their governor under investigation, and their House speaker in trouble. And have you seen their constitution? What a mess!

  465. Re: There really is no free lunch, I wish there we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's simply not the case, though - look at California versus Texas over the last 20 years. Due to T&C costs, companies have moved from California to Texas.

    California is home to a fifth of all public companies, that's up from 20 years ago. Companies movs it happens. Some I would kick out to be honest.

    Unemployment is now 50% higher in California.

    Let's see...5.5% versus 4.7%! Wow, what a calamity. Interesting choice of numbers though, thanks for proving that statistics are still used to lie.

    The average income in Texas buys a house two and half times larger than California.

    So there are 300,000 square mile homes in Texas? Seems odd. But no, you can blame Prop 13 for that.

    But while you may like a McMansion, not everybody esteems that, and home quality sucks in Texas.

    Those are the facts.

    What facts? I think you mean assertions.

    California tried to get that "free" money, just tax the hell out of everybody, nothing bad will happen, right? Now they're a tad fucked, mush worse off than Texas, where the opposite approach was used.

    Actually, California is most harmed by the taxes it pays to the feds and doesn't get back. Not to mention a lot less in the way of oil and natural gas to push a tax on others. Give California the same per capita dollars from the feds as Mississippi or New Mexico and see what happens. Give it the oil revenues of Alaska, and bam...

    Of course, the state does already have a high quality of living, and quite a lot of economic value. Just realize, the leeches are further East.

    And it does have a strong and vibrant economy, believe it or not. Larger now than France. And better wine and cheese to boot.

    Go buy some. It's in your local supermarket.

  466. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by dywolf · · Score: 1

    maybe you should dump that fantasy land you live in and rejoin us in reality

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  467. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by dywolf · · Score: 1

    Actually, it is the Government working in collusion with the two parties to rig the system.

    Imagine every primary there were no "D" and no "R" after peoples names, and you got to vote for anyone you wanted. The Primary would be for choosing the top 2 candidates from the entire candidate pool. Tell me, by what legal means does the Government have in helping parties choose their candidate. When you can answer that, you'll understand that the system is rigged at the highest levels, and why candidates suck.

    JFC you are ignorant.
    parties arise naturally, and in a FPTP system it WILL devolve into 2 parties.
    no rigging, no collusion required.

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  468. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by dywolf · · Score: 1

    no they are not.
    that war exists because asshat Assad began bombing his own people when they demanded more democratic political reforms.
    no part of that involved hillary or obama.
    no part of his continued bombing of alleppo involves them.
    you a fucking moron.

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  469. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by dywolf · · Score: 1

    you just described trump who actually has bought off attorney generals.
    meanwhile: saying it thousands of times doesnt make it true, unless you got any proof.
    and for 40 years the RWNJ havent had shit for proof. not that that stops them from throwing accusations.

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  470. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by dywolf · · Score: 1

    if you think pence isnt positioning for a 2020 run, you're an idiot.

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  471. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by dywolf · · Score: 1

    because he corrected donald on a couple of blatant false hoods?
    because he tried to do his job as moderator?
    you're a fucking moron.

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  472. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by dywolf · · Score: 1

    those words.
    i dont think they mean what you think they do.

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  473. Re:you're partly right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you are saying that I can make million by giving the following answer to the zillionaires: "just pray" ?

    Cool.

  474. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by blincoln · · Score: 1

    If you look at the behind-the-scenes production design material for _Tron Legacy_, the "direct digitization of matter into information" laser from the first film was retconned into a system where basically the positions of each molecule were mapped, magic happens resulting in the conscious personality being transported into the computer world, and the raw matter that makes up their body is disassembled and stored in tanks attached to the device so that their body can be recreated in the physical world when they want to leave.

    It doesn't explain everything, but the production crew did think about the problem you mention. Quora (sp?) is given a physical body using matter that was in those tanks.

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    "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
  475. Re: Many believe that we live in a computer simula by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Are you like 12 years old or something?

  476. Re:How can there be a one in billions chance that. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Interesting thought that we might exist solely for some (Presumably hyper-intelligent) being's entertainment. We could be no more than a video game or a jar of sea monkeys to them.

  477. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by joboss · · Score: 1

    I think that a lot of these people just want to be neo. The research is probably 50% a useless pursuit but it may indirectly contribute to our understanding of reality which in some ways may fit into certain patterns that may be simulation like.

    It's really a thing you know isn't real for most of us but you sometimes indulge in for fun like ghosts. I've had a couple of matrix experiences when not particularly paying attention because of glitches in the brain. Once I walked of a train and someone walked on, then I walked onto another train and someone who looked exactly the same walked off, it was like the same sequence in reverse, a weird kind of dejavu as if both me and the strange walked through some some strange mirror like portal. Another time I walked into a toilet cubical and I could swear I came out of a different one than I went into. If you're lost in thought and not paying attention your brain can do some trippy things although ultimately, it's explainable.

  478. An argument in favor of the research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A simulation is not necessarily just some dots on a screen and may therefore be broken out of.

    Here are some quick thoughts on the matter (with all the errors that quick thoughts contain).

    Have fun :)

    Definitions:

    Substance:
        A substance is a collection of energy (points, surfaces, and/or containers).

        Examples:
              A glass of dirty water.
              A robot.
              The virtual display and audio of a PC.
              8,000,000,000 robots.
              A town.
              A planet.
              All of the above.

    Medium:
        The substance in which a simulation can occur.

    World:
        The substance in which a projectoion occrus.

    Projector:
        A projector can create changes in a Medium.

    Source:
        The substance that the projector is made of.

    Food:
        The substance that the projector needs to create a Projection.

    Projection:
        The act of changing the Medium with a Projector.
        The act of projection may affect the World, in unwanted or unforseen ways.

    Simulation:
        A simulation exists.
        A simulation always exists in a medium ?
        A projector projects always project the intial stage in the simulation.

    Target:
        The part of the medium that can be cotrolled by the simulation.

    Examples of simulations:
        Examples:
            Play Civilization on a PC:
                Medium: The Moitor and Speakers
                World: Earth
                Projector: The PC
                Projection: The Moitor and Speakers

            Drop an atomic bomb
                Medium: City
                World: Earth
                Projector: Airplaine
                Projection: The flight, the dropping of, the explosion and its consequences

            Immortal Race
                Medium: Solar System
                World: The Galaxy
                Projector: Techonology that seems like hocus pocus to us.
                                      Can transfer a mind into a human being (usually an unborn baby).
                                      Can manipulate the mind of a human being.
                Projection: Whatever kind of configuration we want, for 1 or more people of the earth.

  479. Wake up sheeple! by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    We live in the Kobayashi Maru scenario!!!

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  480. Is this the 'base' reality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is it a simulation within a simulation within a simulation?

    There's no evidence that this is the base reality nor a simulation, but if and when we create a simulation that is a mirror image of our own...

    Hey if the guy wants to throw a bunch of money at proving this is not the base reality, why not?

    And what if it turns out to be true and we some how manage to break free?

    Wouldn't that make us the AI apocalypses?

    Wadda Twist!

  481. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by Potor · · Score: 1

    And they're nuts. Humanity has a solid evolutionary record on this planet. ...

    You're essentially saying that the world is not an illusion because it's not an illusion. That's not an argument.

    Like it or not, the simulation thesis, or the malicious demon thesis, or the veil of Maya, or the various theses of the various Gnostics, etc. basically hold that sensation itself is an illusion, so when you point to evolution (etc.), you demonstrate nothing. You need to demonstrate somehow that sensation is veridical, and that proof has eluded consensus for quite sometime.

  482. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    -- Christian Danchekker.

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  483. Many believe that we live in a computer simulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many believe that a very, very few are many.

  484. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    All of this has happened before, and will happen again...

  485. Re:Many believe that we live in a computer simulat by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    >The only other option is convergent evolution - and to converge enough to be called human (say, able to interbreed?) is so outlandishly unlikely as to make the alternatives seem positively mundane in comparison.

    Listen to Carl say "Billlllionsss of Billllllionsss of ssstarsss" a few more times.

  486. Re:What would you do if malware tried to break out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the logic goes, if there is one physical universe and N nested simulated universes, what are the odds that this one happens to be the physical universe?

    Which is a long way from actually proving that this is a simulation. In fact - you have to accept all of the assumptions in order to even get to that question.
    But then there is a bigger problem - the statistics rely upon the assumption that there are multiple nested realities. In otherwords it is affirming the antecedent.

    The whole thing is interesting, but really the only way we will ever find out if it is true is when we create our own universe simulation. If we don;t get 'Turned Off' then we are the primary reality.