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  1. Re:The law of... on Hackers' Latest Targets: Google's Webmaster Tools · · Score: 1

    Yeah like when you use a public restroom and peek under the stall. All you want to do is flirt but suddenly BAM! Next thing you know there is a very large sweaty penis in your mouth and balls all over your chin.

    Yeah, I hate it when that happens.

  2. Re: Needs to be Linux? on Ask Slashdot: Linux-Based Home Security · · Score: 0

    Besides it's understood that "high crime area" is a polite way of saying "lots of blacks". How's that diversity and inclusion working out for you?

    Juts out of curiosity, what kind of head injury do you have?

  3. The law of... on Hackers' Latest Targets: Google's Webmaster Tools · · Score: 1

    The law of Unintended Consequences in action, folks.

  4. Re:Just Don't on Ask Slashdot: Linux-Based Home Security · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Home security systems is a "problem" that has been completely solved in hardware. No DIY system, Linux or otherwise will compare in regards to available sensors, reliability, speed, battery backup, cellular backup, and more of a hardware panel.

    As someone who has installed dozens of different security systems, I agree wholeheartedly. DO NOT go with half-baked DIY system.

    Look for multi-zone systems by Moose, Ademco, Honeywell, or other security companies. I don't recommend wireless systems for multiple reasons- they can be jammed and the batteries go dead at the worst possible times. If you absolutely have to use wireless components, use the minimum possible and hard-wire the rest.

    Look for systems that have "home" and "away" modes.
    Mount the panel in a secured location (locked closet).
    Run the siren wires through metal pipe all the way to the siren (especially outside). Your alarm system will be useless if a $2 pair of wire cutters can be used to clip the siren wires.
    Mount the siren high up in an inaccessible location or cage it.

    There's a lot more to it than this, but don't go cheap, avoid wireless if possible, and get a solid, programmable system.

  5. Streisand Effect in 3...2...1... on Ex-Ashley Madison CTO Threatens Libel Suit Against Journalist · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, threatening Brian Krebs will work perfectly, no way this could possibly go wrong!

  6. Oh boy on PayPal, Visa, MasterCard Prepare To Block Payments To Pirate Sites In France · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "...the right to refrain from executing transactions to pirate sites if copyright holders (MPAA, RIAA, PSR for Music) file a complaint."

    Ha ha, no way this will be abused by the "copyright holders". I can't see anything that could go wrong here, no sir.

    Except these "copyright holders" have been known to file utterly bogus complaints, claiming copyright over birds singing, public domain works, anything that has a sound in the background that might (or might not) vaguely resemble some sound in something they own (or claim to own).

    But don't worry, Citizen, the uber-mega-international corporations have your best interests at heart, never fear! All hail the glorious mega-corporations! Remember, "corporations are people too"!

  7. The problem with "non-lethal" weapons on New Tech Puts the Brakes On Bullets Fired From Police Sidearms · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The problem with "non-lethal" weapons is that when given to police, they tend to use them more often and with less provocation than with a firearm.

    Look at how taser-happy the police have become- FFS, they'll tase you for just standing nearby watching what they're doing.

    When I was growing up the police were much more reasonable and much less likely to go ballistic/aggressive when questioned...now if you dare to question them, out comes the pepper spray, baton, and taser. If that doesn't immediately make you "comply" (i.e. go away, stop watching, stop filming, whatever) out comes the gun and handcuffs.

    I've seen it myself. Today's police officer has a gun (often 2 guns), a baton, a knife, a taser, pepper spray, steel-toed boots, a ballistic vest and a radio. And yet police today are the biggest pussies I've ever seen. They dress like extras from RoboCop and yet they're scared shitless and feel "threatened" by a teenager wearing a t-shirt and shorts. When did cops turn into such pants-wetting pussies? When did they become such chicken-shit cowards?

  8. Yeah but running everything as root is super-convenient, guys.

  9. Re:See who changes their password in the coming we on Ashley Madison's Passwords Cracked, Soon To Be Released · · Score: 1

    And that's when anonymized data is no longer anonymized.

    Exactly. And a lot of people don't get this.

    The fact is that if there are enough data points for meaningful statistical usefulness, then the data is almost certainly not genuinely "anonymous". It may be somewhat obfuscated or non-obvious, but as you pointed out you can drill down looking for valid (actual) matches and chances are very very good that you'll find them.

  10. Re:What? on FireEye Tries to Bury Keynote Reporting That It Ran Apache As Root On Security Servers · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why is 'root' in quotes? Why is it defined (poorly) as if it were this mysterious thing giving absolute power over "commercial" connections

    Well, as "regular users" and "technically oriented" people we may not require "definitions" but "no-technical people" (aka "ordinary end users") may require "things" be more "spelled out" so they "understand" that the word is a "technical term". heh

  11. Unbelievable, yet believable on FireEye Tries to Bury Keynote Reporting That It Ran Apache As Root On Security Servers · · Score: 1

    A "security" company running their servers as root...honestly, you can't make this stuff up.

  12. The update also included on GM Performs Stealth Update To Fix Security Bug In OnStar · · Score: 0

    Not touched upon in the story is that the update also included a stealth download of systemd.

  13. Slashdot Devolves on An Algorithm To Stop Joke Plagiarists · · Score: 2

    "Stuff that matters" indeed.

  14. Re:On other news... on Microsoft Is Downloading Windows 10 Without Asking · · Score: 1

    WHOOOOOOOOSH!

  15. I laughed on Plug In an Ethernet Cable, Take Your Datacenter Offline · · Score: 1

    Okay, you gotta admit- that's some funny shit. Poor design allows you to bork your entire network by plugging in a cable. Hilarity ensues.

    And what's this crap: "The cables, which are sometimes accidentally used in datacenters..."

    Cables are "accidentally" used? WTF?

  16. It took that long? on TSA Luggage Lock Master Keys Are Compromised · · Score: 1

    There's nothing surprising about this. Hell, I bet these things were compromised ("copied") within a month of deployment.

    I've looked at the keys and although they're odd, they're by no means impossible to duplicate. You could 3-D print one in short order or cut one by hand without much difficulty. The whole thing was a bullshit boondoggle by lock and key manufacturers, and only the TSA could be dumb enough to think that it would provide any benefit to anyone.

  17. Of course I'll pay $20 for carrots on Google To Deliver Groceries · · Score: 1

    Yeah of course I'll pay two or three times the usual cost of all my food, why the hell not?

    Oh yeah, because I don't want to pay two or three times the usual cost of my food.

  18. Re:"Infringing"? on Why Patent Law Shouldn't Block the Sale of Used Tech Products · · Score: 1

    Don't make the mistake of thinking everyone in the world is a white-collar worker.

    Don't make the mistake of thinking that because you don't use a printer, no one does.

    Printer sales are up, paper consumption is up, and yet apparently no one is printing anything. How does that work?

  19. Re:"Infringing"? on Why Patent Law Shouldn't Block the Sale of Used Tech Products · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I will take that bet regarding the last "month or so". And, I'll bet that the 50% that are still using paper print less than 3 documents per month

    Every day in every office in every city in every part of the world, businesses print stuff on paper.
    Almost anything dealing with the law or court involves printing documents, daily if not hourly.
    Real estate offices churn out so much paper that it boggles the mind.
    Virtually every government office in every country on Earth prints reams of stuff daily.

    You may not be in an environment where much stuff gets printed but that doesn't mean it still isn't happening all around you every day.

    A few weeks ago, I looked at my checkbook and the last paper check I wrote was January. Of 2014.

    And my last one was written this morning. Lots of people write checks; just because you don't doesn't mean no one else is. Seriously, lots of people have a life different from yours and mine, and that life includes printing stuff.

  20. Re:Buzzwords galore! on Neocities Becomes the First Major Site To Implement the Distributed Web · · Score: 1

    I felt like I was reading a description for a VX Module.

    Even a VX Module has a clearer distributed mode interface description than that.

    Shit, maybe I was, because I'm pretty sure VX Modules can be amalgamated to handle distributed tasks without concurrency constraints.

    I'm waiting for some intrepid soul to write a VX Module to manage systemd interactivity with the Ring 0 processes. Just imagine the performance scalability impact in holistically-generated vertical markets.

  21. Re:"Infringing"? on Why Patent Law Shouldn't Block the Sale of Used Tech Products · · Score: 1

    Raise hand if you have used a printer in last 24 months? It starts to be kinda outdated technology already. Everything is on the web, and noone is printing web pages...

    You need to get out more. All sorts of things require a hard-copy paper document. If you've ever been in business you'd know this beyond any doubt.

    Computers were heralded as enabling the "paperless office", but if anything they increased paper consumption a hundred-fold. I'd bet that 80% of the people reading this have used a printer in the last year, probably in the last month or so.

  22. Re:Buzzwords galore! on Neocities Becomes the First Major Site To Implement the Distributed Web · · Score: 2

    Holy crap....if you played "Buzzword Bingo" with that paragraph, everyone in the Western Hemisphere would be drunk.

  23. "Infringing"? on Why Patent Law Shouldn't Block the Sale of Used Tech Products · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Lexmark says that by taking one of their old, empty cartridges, refilling it with toner, and then selling it somehow infringes upon their patents to said cartridges"

    The only thing it "infringes" on is their profits.

  24. Re:Why would I care? on Porn-themed Android Ransomware Takes Your Picture Before Asking For Money · · Score: 1

    Oh, I don't know ... a picture showing what was on screen, a picture of you making your O-face, and a timestamp showing you were fapping to "teenage girls with donkey" when you should have been working might do it.

    I still wouldn't care. That's tame compared to what they could catch me doing.

  25. If there was a tool like BKReplacem (now called "Replace Text") for Linux, that would be damn handy.

    (There may be one for all I know, I'm just not aware of one.)