User: gregg

Re:Cheese shop

On: Indian Tiger Park Now Tiger-Free

I'm sure it is very clean, being uncontaminated by tigers and all.

obligatory simpsons quote

On: NASA Sticking To Imperial Units For Shuttle Replacement

Abe Simpson: The metric system is the tool of the devil! My car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I likes it.

Re:20 seconds? Mama mia

On: Fedora 11 Is Now Available

A 20 second boot?

20 second boot? Bah, seven league boots are where it is at.

Re:Crumbs, chief!

On: Danger Mouse Releases Blank CD-R To Spite EMI

Penfold, shush.

Re:Class A Address Space

On: ARIN Letter Says Two More Years of IPv4

Ford Motor Company 19.0.0.0 - 19.255.255.255

The addresses held by Ford might open up soon.

Spam To Be Canned By 2006

On: First Look at Microsoft Exchange Server 2010 Beta

No mention of junk mail in the article. I'm still waiting for Bill to deliver on his promise of a 'spam free world.'

Re:Slashdot was useless today

On: Microsoft Asks Fed For Bailout

At least it was funny with the pink ponies thing. Today it's just useless.

April 1st. The only day where the most readable section is idle.

At first glance,

On: Alpine Legend Revolutionizes Music Game Genre

I would have to say that this game blows.

Futurama quote:

On: Robots Debut In Japanese Theater Production

I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

Re:Slap Hardbody

On: Mystery Science Theater Turns 20

Dirk Hardpeck

Re:My favorite... the knife in the KGB woman's sho

On: James Bond Gadgets

Actually, that was Sean Connery in 'From Russia with Love'.