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  1. Re:Kudos on Anonymous Hacks Westboro Baptist Church · · Score: 2

    I can feel anon is wrong, but I can enjoy when someone who richly deserves it gets punched in the face, too.

  2. Re:Well, duh on WW2 Pigeon Code Decrypted By Canadian? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yep, "it's a bunch of acronyms", i.e. a bunch of random letters, is suspicious. Unless they line up with known shorthand, it's probably not actually decrrypted.

  3. God this is a stupid post on Analysis of Dexter Malware Uncovers Mystery Man, and Links To Zeus · · Score: 1

    > Analysis of Dexter Malware Uncovers Mystery
    > Man, and Links To Zeus

    I'll bet it's Baby Bowler. It's gotta be Baby Bowler.

    Can't wait to see what she, Dexter, and Zeus do when teamed up!

  4. Sweet! 8-( on Researchers Develop an Internet Truth Machine · · Score: 1

    Researchers...also found that credible tweets are less likely to contain swear words (PDF) and significantly more likely to contain frowny emoticons than smiley faces

    .

    Hey, that's pretty cool! :)

    I mean, that's pretty cool! :(

  5. Now imagine the software swears at you, too. on Ask Slashdot: What To Tell Non-Tech Savvy Family About Malware? · · Score: 2

    "What's malware?"

    "You know how government officials tell you sweet things they'll do for you, so you vote for them, and suddenly you see your walled draining rapidly and all kinds of shit clogging up everything you do, and even after installing their 'fix', things keep running slower and slower and slower? Same thing but just on your computer."

  6. Re:They got it wrong on University of Chicago Receives Mystery Indiana Jones Package · · Score: 1

    Any other suggestions, professor?

    I know my Family Guy!

  7. Re:They got it wrong on University of Chicago Receives Mystery Indiana Jones Package · · Score: 1

    "Weâ(TM)ve been completely baffled as to why this was sent to us, in mostly a good way, but itâ(TM)s clear this is a neat thing that either belongs somewhere elseâ" or belongs in the halls of UChicago admissions history."

    You -- you're just passing through funny. This is funny!

  8. Re:Well Damn... on University of Chicago Receives Mystery Indiana Jones Package · · Score: 2

    > all of the "handwriting" and calligraphy lacks the telltale pressure marks of actual handwriting.

    You fools! The "real ones" were identical to this as they were props!

  9. Golly on Cox Comm. Injects Code Into Web Traffic To Announce Email Outage · · Score: 1

    I have never used my ISP-provided email address since abandoning AOL as my provider some time before half of you were born, and that's about 5 moves and 8 providers ago.

  10. You love me! You really love me! on Ray Kurzweil Joins Google As Director of Engineering · · Score: 1

    > which sounds to me like another way to say "quickening the singularity."

    Good! I'll have my own pocket universe and a harem of 30 computer-controlled hotties of my choosing from the fashion and entertanment industry.

    And this is good, transcendent-level computer control. I don't want any way to tell they're actually robots besides that they're interested in me.

  11. Even Lucy can't 'splain it. on Why The Hobbit's 48fps Is a Good Thing · · Score: 1

    Ok, I wanna go see it in 3D and with 48 FPS and with Imax, if possible.

    WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE:

    - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey DBOX (PG13)

    - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey E3 3D HFR (PG13)

    Movie people, fucking make some god damned sense!

  12. "Dilbert did it!" on Solar Panels For Every Home? · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile, in an alternate universe...

    "Oh my god! All the solar panels got blown away, leaving everyone witout power for weeks!"

    "David Crane and Robert F.Kennedy Jr. write in the NY Times that maybe we should consider a centralized generation system with power distribution."

  13. Re:Treaties on US Refuses To Sign ITU Treaty Over Internet Provisions · · Score: 1

    If there's any entity in all this acting like Darth Vader, its other governments wanting to censor and control.

    In the larger picture, there's also the meme growth mechanism lodged in most of your brains to knee-jerk run to government as solution, and only solution, such as this treaty's call for government control mechanisms for spam, which I am sure will never, ever be misused for other types of data filtering.

    Spam bad. Government mass murderous. Are citations needed?

  14. The new Binford QuadNozzel hydrogen perox feeder! on NASA Prepares Probes For Suicide Mission · · Score: 0

    More crashing billion-dollar machines into the moon at over a mile per second. Can we stop putting Tim the Tool Man Taylor in charge of NASA?

  15. Curious minds wanna know! on China Quietly Unblocks Names of Its Leaders · · Score: 1

    > China Quietly Unblocks Names of Its Leaders

    Sweet! Now people there can Google their president named...um...

    They can Google the head of the Communist party named...uhhhhhh...

    They can Google the premier, um, the premier, uh, the premier of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey!

  16. Re:Probably Would Have Been Better off in China on New Hampshire Cops Use Taser On Woman Buying Too Many iPhones · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't taze me, iBro!

  17. Sum1 check Marion Cotillard-I don't have the heart on Google's Image Search Now Requires Explicit Queries For Explicit Results · · Score: 1

    "Meredith Baxter Birney's Large-Diameter, Dark-Skinned Areolae"

    --> Your search - Meredith Baxter Birney's Large-Diameter, Dark-Skinned Areolae - did not match any image results.

    Fuck you, Google!

  18. Re:Answers are numerous on Guatemala Deports McAfee To the US · · Score: 1

    So...it's pretty much like all efforts of all men and all systems of government through all human history?

  19. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... on North Korea's Satellite Is Out of Control · · Score: 1

    > Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced

    , sayeth a guy sitting on his sofa.

    Kim Il Stewie: Oh, is my satellite launch system not as good as your satellite launch system? Yeah, you probably got a way better satellite launch system. Stupid dog.

  20. And don't get me started on fairy wings. on Has the Mythical Unicorn of Materials Science Finally Been Found? · · Score: 0

    Look, man. I can't tell you the number of unicorn horns I've looted over the years, and I've yet to see one that's worth more than 50 cents.

  21. I'll risk person has same. on Malicious QR Codes Posted Where There's Lots of Foot Traffic · · Score: 1

    Follow the money. Sooner or later someone has to take money out of the ultimate destination account.

    Then, testicleectomy is warranted.

  22. Re:Load of Crap! on Gov't Report Predicts Cyborgs, Rise of China for 2030 · · Score: 1

    So much chin rubbing. Sadly, it's already been analyzed.

    In a context of economic freedom, with granularity of 10 uears minimum, life gets better as measured by actual measurements. It's when people don't habe economic freedom, be it from crime or dictatorship or high taxes, such that the product of their ecfort is confiscatorily seized, leading to giving up effort, that quality of life suffers.

    Wanna know why the west is failing and Asia is rising like a rocket? It's the same reason we used to be rising like a rocket and they weren't.

    Economics doesn't care whether seizure or uncertainty are driven by warlords or dictators or awesome laws and spending hreatening tax increases (and spending to offset negative effects of tax increases on business).

    Effort says: sayonara!

  23. They wanna be like you worldrulers in NY & LA on Urbanization Has Left the Amazon Burning · · Score: 1

    Non-urbanization left millions of lives burning AkA needlessly foreshortened, for anyone who's actually tracking outcomes.

  24. Or maybe an ancient Nivenian stasis field to open on Air Force Sends Mystery Mini-Shuttle Back To Space · · Score: 1

    > "But one scientific observer, Harvard University's Jonathan McDowell
    > of the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, speculates the
    > spaceplane is carrying sensors designed for spying"

    Duh, ya think?

  25. Re:you cant hack on GhostShell Hackers Release Data From Exploiting NASA, FBI, ESA · · Score: 2

    It only seems that way now, now that everybody knows about it.