Slashdot Mirror


North Korea's Satellite Is Out of Control

Koreantoast writes "After failing on numerous occasions, North Korea has finally put a satellite in orbit. But according to US officials, it is now 'tumbling out of control.' This is bad news, and more bad news, covered in a double layer of extra bad news. From the article: 'According to US officials, it appears that North Korea's new satellite has failed to achieve a stable orbit and is now "tumbling out of control." The greatest danger is the threat of it colliding with another satellite, adding to the growing debris field around the earth.' A separate Gizmodo article provides links for tracking the current location of the satellite."

450 comments

  1. send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by peter303 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its unclear if the new min-shuttle has offensive capabilities.

    1. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I hear it has the capability to capture satellites. This should a good time to test it and make it public.

    2. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Hentes · · Score: 1

      But the old shuttles most certainly do. Assuming they can get one out of the museum and battle-ready in time, they could go up and capture it.

    3. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by pezpunk · · Score: 2

      the greatest threat is that it collides with another satellite and creates a debris field, so your solution is ... to blow it up?

      --
      i could live a little longer in this prison
    4. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by geekoid · · Score: 1

      if by 'in time' you mean 5-8 years? then no.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    5. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      On a satellite with no attitude control, seriously?

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    6. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I doubt they can. It's not hard to capture a drifting object, but if it's actually "out of control" (fired a thruster until it obtained an energetic spin), then they'd have more work to do than just send up a shuttle with grappling arm.

    7. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In a wildly different inclination as well.

    8. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Culture20 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The manic depressive ones are the most important to get under control.

    9. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Guspaz · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Assuming it's tumbling out of control, it has a predictable orbit and safe distance. Could they not maneuver the X-37B close to it with the main engine pointed towards the satellite (oriented in the direction opposite of the orbit), and fire the thruster, slowing down the satellite and hastening re-entry?

      This is assuming the primary concern is that it shouldn't hit anything before re-entering, not the re-entry itself. After all, a random re-entry has incredibly low chances of doing any damage, while an in-orbit collision is pretty disastrous in terms of debris.

      I would imagine that the X-37B would have to consume a great deal of fuel just to reach and match orbits with the satellite, if it were even possible.

    10. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by clj · · Score: 5, Informative

      Neither the "mini-shuttle" nor the retired shuttles are in a position to reach the orbit of the NK satellite. It is in a sun-synchronous orbit, which means its orbital inclination is near-polar. The current OTV-3 (mission name of the so-called mini-shuttle) is in an orbit of around 40 degrees, which makes it incapable of reaching the NK satellite's inclination, and no space shuttle ever flew in a polar orbit and nor had any plans/capability to do so after the Challenger accident.

      If I had a nickel for every time I've seen someone propose that two satellites get together in orbit when such a thing is practically impossible, I'd be hundreds of dollars richer...

    11. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such as a net with steel cable on a winch

    12. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by peragrin · · Score: 2, Informative

      what do you think the OTV-3 is doing up there? taking photos on film and bringing them back?

      No it is testing new ion engines that actually allow for decent orbital delta V.

      actually I don't know but I could see the air force doing actual in space engine design and testing on the thing.

      --
      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    13. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

      small rocket + net + parachute. Navy waiting underneath. Hell, put a GPS transmitter and flotation in the package and you could pretty much bring anything out of orbit you wanted to as long as it didn't have its own propulsion.

    14. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      you're assuming the purpose has always been to launch a satellite. if they were using this as a means of demonstrating their missile delivery capabilities, they view this as a great success.

    15. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Dare+nMc · · Score: 2

      if the size of whatever we blow up the satellite with is less than the satellite it is likely to hit, then you would have less debris blowing it up. Also I would think the resulting debris field would be more contained. If it was from 2 high-speed large satellites they may wound each other enough to then have large obstacles aiming at more satellites...

    16. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That we know of!

      This may be why the NK bird is tumbling. The conspiracy theorist in me says this thing has Area 51 moxie we can't detect.

    17. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 4, Funny

      Its unclear if the new min-shuttle has offensive capabilities.

      Of course it has offensive capabilities. The only country known to not arm its spacegoing vessels is Finland.

    18. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by X0563511 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      On the flip side, if you can't get a satellite to not die on the way up, what makes you think the nuke's systems will survive?

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    19. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by mug+funky · · Score: 5, Funny

      the space shuttle orbiter was armed in the sense that it had an arm.

    20. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Then again, if you were an out of control insane nation run by psychopaths and wanted to test an anti-satellite satellite against a real target, you would want to make sure it appeared like it was out of control too. Then it's all whoops, tee hee and pay me much money not to launch another one.

      --
      Chaos - everything, everywhere, everywhen
    21. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you know why the minishuttle (X37B) was launched recently!

    22. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by GumphMaster · · Score: 1

      How long do you think the X-37B would stay in close proximity to the satellite if it did this?

      --
      Patent litigation: A doctrine of Mutually Assured Destruction... in which everyone seems willing to push the button
    23. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then we can take it to our secret volcano fortress where everyone wears jumpsuits. We just need to ninja and British agent proof it.

    24. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by ridgecritter · · Score: 5

      "No it is testing new ion engines that actually allow for decent orbital delta V."

      Citation requested, please.

    25. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by dbIII · · Score: 2

      There's "decent" and then there's "shitloads" required to move from an equatorial orbit to polar. You can try it out with a yo-yo (do they still make them?) spinning horizontally at waist height and then move it so it's spinning vertically to get some idea of how much force you've got to put in. To sum up, if it's not designed to do such a thing it won't have all the extra fuel capacity to do so, because even empty tanks are heavy.

    26. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by dbIII · · Score: 1

      "Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning" was Finnish wasn't it?

    27. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the old shuttles most certainly do. Assuming they can get one out of the museum and battle-ready in time, they could go up and capture it.

      Remembering of course that NASA removed anything of value, including the engines, before they went to the museums.

    28. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Gertlex · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm not sure any one has achieved survival of a nuke when using it... /pedantic misreading

    29. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure any one has achieved survival of a nuke when using it... /pedantic misreading

      Actually it is possible for a nuke to survive when used. However that would then be considered a failure.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    30. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1

      "Star Wreck: In the Pirkinning" was Finnish wasn't it?

      Yeah, but it was Iron Skies that featured the nuclear-armed peaceful-research-only vessels.

      Come to think of it, maybe that's North Korea's plan, to protect us all from space Nazis. Makes about as much sense as some of their other antics.

    31. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Gertlex · · Score: 1

      Once I re-read the post after submitting, I knew someone would catch my omission of 'successfuly.'

    32. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Not long, since it would instantly begin accelerating away, and I doubt the RCS thrusters would even remotely be able to counteract the thrust from the main engine. However, the process could be repeated in bursts.

    33. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "if you were an out of control insane nation run by psychopaths"

      You mean like the USA ?

    34. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Still wrong. Example: Crew of the Enola Gay.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    35. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean like the USA ?

      No. Like the USA before 2009.

    36. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the Dear Leader really was the mastermind behind the threat!

    37. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by kh31d4r · · Score: 2

      I doubt they can. It's not hard to capture a drifting object, but if it's actually "out of control" (fired a thruster until it obtained an energetic spin), then they'd have more work to do than just send up a shuttle with grappling arm.

      You left spacedock without a tractor beam?

    38. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      They seem pretty well under control as a nation to most of us...

    39. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its unclear if the new min-shuttle has offensive capabilities.

      Everything the US does is offensive.

    40. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by jonadab · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is North Korea we're talking about. The level of incompetence they have displayed, repeatedly and publicly, is difficult to overstate. Quite frankly, botching their first attempt at a satellite launch (something the Soviet Union got right on their first try in 1957) is small potatoes compared to some of their other attempted shenanigans.

      Among other things, the tallest structure in the country (a would-be hotel in the capital) was started in 1987, was originally intended to be completed by mid 1989 for some locally important event or another, and at this time is still not ready for use. They're currently hoping to _partially_ open the still-incomplete building in 2013, although one wonders where they think they're going to find enough tourists to fill a hundred-story hotel, even if they do ever finish it.

      (Lonely Planet's writeup of the country is interestingly clever, particularly the way it manages to put excessive positive spin on things and yet still not make the country sound like an even remotely interesting tourist destination. The only landmark attraction they specifically mention is a mountain, which they call "one of the most stunning sights in North Korea", although they do also claim that the capital city has "a few sites worth visiting".)

      Nobody in the Dilbert comic strip has ever approached North Korea's level of incompetence.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    41. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the space shuttle orbiter was armed in the sense that it had an arm.

      Just can't get the right bears these days, huh?

    42. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Exactly a nuke isn't gonna be worth much if you can't even hit within 20 miles of your target, especially since what i read on their nuke tests had the thing about a little over half the Hiroshima bomb. So with a nuke that weak (as far as nukes go) you are not only gonna have to have a delivery system accurate enough to get within a couple of miles of the target but you're also gonna have to be able to get it to burst at just the right height for maximum damage.

      But from the looks of things what we have here is similar to what a lot of third world dictatorships have tried to do, and that is take the old Scud designs and just make it bigger with more stages. Problem is the Scud was basically a rocket artillery system, it just wasn't ever designed for long range accuracy because that is what the Soviets had the ICBMs for, but of course they didn't export their ICBMs (that I know of, could be wrong) so all these different countries, Iraq, Iran, NK, built around the Scud because that is what they could get their hands on.

      So I really think this is a combo of weenie waving and insurance, weenie waving so they don't look as weak as they actually are and insurance to keep someone like the UN, China, or the USA from deciding that regime change is in order. All that will end up coming of this is they'll end up getting some more aid to prop them up awhile longer and when that runs out you'll have another weenie waving event to remind the world they are still there and to get another aid check.

      But we have yet to see them have a 100% successful test of their rockets and from what we have seen these things couldn't hit a barn the size of Kansas, much less target the USA with the thing. Hell I'd be more worried about the damned thing blowing up over NK and having radiation spread all over the Korean peninsula than I would be them actually being able to target a US city, they just don't seem to have the expertise.

      --
      ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
    43. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Our leaders aren't psychopaths...they are sociopaths, there is a difference you know. Psychopaths will do things that aren't in their best interests whereas with American politicians no matter who ELSE has to get screwed they are getting the money and the book deal, count on it.

      --
      ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
    44. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posting to cancel moderation.

    45. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to be in the same orbit, all you need is an intersecting orbit and when passing, roll down side window and throw EAKV on it :) Heck, with enough precision throwing, a piece of metal debris would work as well while making it look like an accident!

    46. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by MancunianMaskMan · · Score: 1

      They're pretty competent when it comes to parade marching.

    47. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your Hidden lair is quite safe. Mr Bond was offered early retirement and accepted. Any allegations he was to be dismissed on charges of sexism and being politically incorrect are hearsay.

      The Ninja's were disbanded due to being unable to satisfactorily produce a health and safety risk assessment.

    48. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Two destroyed buildings and 3000 deaths was enough for the US to use military and economic force to change the rest of the world (and kill millions).

      What do you think will happen if a nuke, no matter how small, detonates over the north american continent, no matter where?

    49. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might be capable of delivering enough delta-V to a tiny projectile.

      An easier solution might be hit it with ground-based lasers until something happens.

    50. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by whoisjoe · · Score: 2

      Lonely Planet has this even more entertaining article on N. Korea, describing a visit as a "bizarre" experience.

    51. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Exactly a nuke isn't gonna be worth much if you can't even hit within 20 miles of your target, especially since what i read on their nuke tests had the thing about a little over half the Hiroshima bomb.

      In a tactical sense that's true, but even with poor accuracy you wouldn't want one headed towards your country. The purpose of having ICBMs is not to use them, it is to deter the other guy from using them. Having lots is more important than having accuracy.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    52. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Russia had a lot more experience with long range missiles in sub-orbital flights though. Also note that the US managed to screw it up plenty of times in the early days, and I'm sure there were Russian failures we never heard about.

      Also note that Russia and the US had the best German rocket scientists working for them and were fairly well funded. North Korea is cut off from outside help, most of its scientists were trained internally and has fewer resources.

      They suck at many things but actually seem to be doing fairly well with rockets/missiles and nuclear stuff, which is why everyone else is so worried.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    53. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its unclear if the new min-shuttle has offensive capabilities.

      Of course it has offensive capabilities. The only country known to not arm its spacegoing vessels is Finland.

      I see what you did there with the iron sky reference. If i had mod points, you'd be marked as funny.

    54. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by gtall · · Score: 1

      Seems a shame for the U.S. to waste all that effort tracking these things. Now if they had a policy of NZ gets to light them off, and the U.S. gets to test its antimissile systems against them, then that would be useful and interesting.

    55. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I heard it complaining that all the diodes on its left side were aching pretty badly

    56. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by fritsd · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Is that why nobody is ever talking about VASIMR anymore. It was going to be tested on the ISS and it looked very promising (I'm not a plasma or microwave physicist-- in fact I'm not even a physicist). Maybe the USA has all gone "shut up about it and make a military implementation first". Or we have to wait for the Costa Rica Space Organization (if any) to launch something to test it.

      --
      To be, or not to be: isn't that quite logical, Slashdot Beta?
    57. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Dins · · Score: 3, Funny

      small rocket + net + parachute. Navy waiting underneath.

      Why, so we can steal North Korea's advanced satellite technology?

    58. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1
      --
      Redundancy is good And also good.
    59. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Everyone knows that when you explode something in space it just vaporizes. Haven't you ever watched a movie?

    60. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I was really thinking of the guidance/detonation systems malfunctioning or being damaged, to be honest. Eg, even if you managed to hit your target, it's not going to do much if the detonation system is hosed (and for a nuke it's not a simple fuse at all, but is a very controlled detonation)

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    61. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the idea of walking up to a sleeping lion and slapping it's face.

      --
      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    62. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Incompetence? Sure, they're not exactly angels or engineering geniuses, but to have detonated their first nuclear device and to have developed their own rocket/space program, all while being a global pariah, and under the weight of crushing international economic sanctions? 'Incompetent' would be too harsh a word for them; 'crazy' seems more like it.

    63. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Two destroyed buildings and 3000 deaths was enough for the US to use military and economic force to change the rest of the world (and kill millions).

      Two destroyed buildings and just under 3000 deaths was just the trigger to perform what Bush wanted to do from Day 1. It was a pre-emptive war with a very thin and false justification by the Towers. There is no such underlying push to take out N. Korea. The reaction, though intense, will not be quite the same.

      Iraq had oil. N Korea has millions of starving people. There are much fewer spoils for the victor there.

    64. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good read. That's insane! It's like a whole country held hostage!

    65. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody in the Dilbert comic strip has ever approached North Korea's level of incompetence.

      Think about the Elbonians.

      Now, consider that the parent is still 100% correct.

    66. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exellent but we already have missiles that can blow up other satelites. So do the Chinamen, so what are we waiting for?

    67. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The engines are based on gyroscopic precession and the force dynamics involved there.

    68. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its neuclear if the new min-shuttle has offensive capabilities?

      What the hey?

    69. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But will there be a need for oysters?

    70. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      For a nation to be considered under control, it's leadership would have to be under the control of the people. An out of control nation is where the leadership use the rest of the populace as egoistic play things, to be abused unto death.

      --
      Chaos - everything, everywhere, everywhen
    71. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two destroyed buildings and 3000 deaths was enough for the US to use military and economic force to change the rest of the world (and kill millions).

      What do you think will happen if a nuke, no matter how small, detonates over the north american continent, no matter where?

      Then the problem will resolve itself, because within hours, North Korea will cease to exist.

    72. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      The catch is that you can't rule out other delivery methods. They could stick one on a ship flagged from some other nation, and drop it in any port city on the globe. That, and a medium yield nuke, in the dozen to hundred kiloton range, exploded over the US, would provide sufficient EMP to knock the country to it's knees economically. The military would still be largely available to return the punch in the face, but the economy? Forget it. Millions would die during the resulting power outage, and millions more around the globe would starve for want of US food exports.

      The same for any nation that took the brunt of the attack. No deaths immediately, but loads of misery and death in the longer term.

      So don't discount their abililty to get this thing into any orbit, no matter how unstable, because eventually it's going to cross directly overhead.

    73. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      For a nation to be considered under control, it's leadership would have to be under the control of the people.

      So if both the US and DPRK have governments that don't represent the wishes of the people, neither is under control?

    74. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So the steel cable wraps around the energetic spin and pulls the two masses together. You collide at a speed greater than safe and you are dead. And even if not dead, your speed is now such that your fuel budget is blown and you get to die in space or burn up on reentry. It's a good thing you don't work on the space program.

      And no, I'm not saying that those are the only two outcomes, but that if you didn't plan properly or have (possibly excessive) contingencies, such a rash maneuver would kill you. Rather than a winch, how about connecting the steel cable to a rocket for a retro-burn to de-orbit the rogue where you want to (on Pyongyang or whatever).

    75. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Hatta · · Score: 1

      from what we have seen these things couldn't hit a barn the size of Kansas, much less target the USA with the thing

      I'm more worried about what the US government will do in response to the percieved NK threat than the actual NK threat.

      --
      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    76. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The difference between psychopathy and sociopathy is like the difference between X-rays and gamma rays. They're the same thing, called by different names in different contexts. If your high energy photon came from the nucleus of an atom, it's a gamma ray. If your high energy photon came from the electron shell, it's an X-ray. Similarly, if your theoretical framework presumes that this personality disorder is due to physical defects you call it psychopathy. If your theoretical framework presumes that the personality disorder is due to upbringing, you call it sociopathy. Two different names for the same phenomenon.

      --
      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    77. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

      Never forget there are plenty of ways to deliver a nuke - a freight container being a good choice. Even with anti-nuke scanners (a sure sign that the method is credible) it would be easy to overload the warning systems by spreading a little radioactive waste on the outside of several thousand containers. Just over-fly a container ship with a crop sprayer would be enough.

      Even if the NKians did want to deliver a nuke by missile, an EMP burst would be just as effective as a ground strike and wold need very little accuracy. Let's not forget that since the NKians have very little electricity generation, a retailatory attack in kind would have very little effect on them.

      --
      politicians are like babies' nappies: they should both be changed regularly and for the same reasons
    78. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Again there is a pretty big difference, the psycho will do things that are NOT in their best interests, the socio does EVERYTHING for their best interests. A psycho might shoot up a rest home, the socio will steal their retirement money and leave them to starve with zero remorse.

      This difference is always why you see plenty of sociopaths in politics and as CEOs, its that "the world revolves around me, fuck everybody else" attitude that lets them make vast fortunes. Look at Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, i would argue both were sociopaths. While Woz was building the Apple II Steve fucked him out of his share on a breakout game they sold to Atari. Did Steve need the money? Fuck no, he was a Berkeley grad with rich parents but he didn't care because he deserved all the money as far as he was concerned, it didn't matter that he didn't write a line of code, he sold it so fuck the guy that made it, friend or not. You see the same thing plenty of times in Gates' history as well, including smiling to Job's face and lying his ass off while he was stealing the Mac design for Windows.

      So I'd say its a pretty big difference, not too many real psychos that run fortune 50 companies, plenty of socios that do, because at the end of the day this is THEIR world, you are merely here to serve THEM as far as they are concerned.

      --
      ACs don't waste your time replying, your posts are never seen by me.
    79. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by fredthomsen · · Score: 1

      maybe a sacrificial satellite like goldeneye?

    80. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by jonadab · · Score: 1

      You're making my point for me: it is _entirely_ believable that North Korea was attempting to place a satellite into orbit and simply didn't quite get it right. In fact, Occam suggests this is the most likely interpretation of the evidence.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    81. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Heh. I thought Cracked was known for making stuff up in order to be funny, but except for a couple of snide side comments, that article is, as near as I can tell, basically all true. I guess when you're talking about North Korea, the jokes just write themselves.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    82. Re:send the mini-shuttle over there to wack it by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      If I had a nickel for every time I've seen someone propose that two satellites get together in orbit when such a thing is practically impossible, I'd be hundreds of dollars richer...

      Oh, getting satellites in polar and equatorial orbits together is easy. The only hard part is getting them together unspectacularly.

  2. Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...it can cover multiple orbital trajectories while imperialist pig Yankee capitalist satellites are only capable of a single orbit.

    1. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by siddesu · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, pig yankee capitalist and pig red commie swine had more than one fiery death terror satellite wobbling in many orbits in the past before they forgot the art and became incapable of maintaining more than one orbit per satellite.

    2. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If they only had google they would have know how it was done.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    3. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by girlintraining · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...it can cover multiple orbital trajectories while imperialist pig Yankee capitalist satellites are only capable of a single orbit.

      Our spy satellites can cover multiple orbital trajectories too, and without exploding a few weeks after launch or burning up in the atmosphere. Oh, and you might want to get that mole on your back looked at; Our intelligence analysts think it might be cancerous. Or not. We're just saying, after spending so much money on surveillance watching your every move, it'd be a shame to waste the investment. By the way, kudos on your launch. No really, we mean that -- we're really impressed you can do that when most of your country doesn't even have electricity or basic cable for your citizens to watch.

      Sincerely,

      Your Imperialist Pig Yankee Capitalist friends.

      --
      #fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
    4. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced

      , sayeth a guy sitting on his sofa.

      Kim Il Stewie: Oh, is my satellite launch system not as good as your satellite launch system? Yeah, you probably got a way better satellite launch system. Stupid dog.

      --
      (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
    5. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      If they only had google they would have know how it was done.

      I'm pretty sure that North Korea is so advanced that they've just started putting satellites on tumblr, rather than bothering with rockets.

    6. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Just received word from Dear Leader. North Korea satellite is only satellite under control. All other satellites are inferior and a threat to North Korea's satellite.

    7. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by siddesu · · Score: 2

      Last time I tried to launch a satellite via Google, I got a 403 not authorized error and a 500 internal server while fetching the error page. Maybe they hit the same bug.

    8. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by AchilleTalon · · Score: 3, Funny

      NK officials told to press they are pretty satisfied with the result given their reserves of Diet Coke and Mentos, the result is way better than expected. They still have enough Diet Coke and Mentos for another launch before the end of the year.

      --
      Achille Talon
      Hop!
    9. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we're really impressed you can do that when most of your country doesn't even have electricity or basic cable for your citizens to watch.

      Oh, no, Best Koreans do not have cable to watch! They might even have to read or (it hurts to even think about it) go outside and talk with each other! Food shortages are nothing in comparison to not having access to pay per view.

    10. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How ironic is it thay you use irony to counter an "offense" that was actually ironic and offending your "enemy", not you (assuming you are USA citizen)?

      I honestly can't believe you didn't see the irony in the comment you respond to, but if you did your response doesn't follow (the comment you respond to is falsely humble to be falsely laudatory, whereas yours shows some thick bragging, which is out of place in view of the opponent's (NK) ineptitude). Either your irony perception is impaired, or your sense of humour is. Or maybe you just show what trillions on military and millions on education do to a country.

    11. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that comment, a fine example of why I keep coming back to /. .
      I giggled, and no, I have no mod points at this time. :-)

      --
      Down With Slashdot BETA!!! I've been around the corner and seen the oliphant; you can only abuse me from your perspecti
    12. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      we're really impressed you can do that when most of your country doesn't even have electricity or basic cable for your citizens to watch.

      They wouldn't be the first country to put defence spending before welfare and basic services. Slashdot posters often point out how much the US could do for its people, for science and for humanity in general if it didn't spend so much on the military.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    13. Re:Dear Leader's Satellite is So Advanced... by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't be the first country to put defence spending before welfare and basic services. Slashdot posters often point out how much the US could do for its people, for science and for humanity in general if it didn't spend so much on the military.

      The problem was aptly summed up some four thousand years ago by Sun Tzu, who noted that once you start beating your people and become a tyrant, your only path is to become an even worse tyrant. Once you start, you can't stop until you're doomed.

      --
      #fuckbeta #iamslashdot #dicemustdie
  3. hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    US launches secret space drone... NK satellite suddenly goes into an uncontrolled descent.

    1 + 1 = ...

    1. Re:hmmm... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Entirely plausible. I wonder if anybody tracked both birds...

      --
      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    2. Re:hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US has housing boom. NK's Temple of Doom construction stops.

      1 + 1 = 5

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryugyong_Hotel

    3. Re:hmmm... by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thus far, the score is 1 to 0

      Secret US Space Drone: 1 and Flying Korean Unicorn: 0.

    4. Re:hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Already knew this was going to happen when I saw the X-37B launch article 3 spots above the NK rocket launch article. This came as no surprise.

    5. Re:hmmm... by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1

      I suppose everyone expect the NK Unicorn to fall down December 21st as predicted centuries ago by Mayas.

      --
      Achille Talon
      Hop!
    6. Re:hmmm... by aliquis · · Score: 1

      I suppose you mean it's the former affecting the later if anything?

      At first I read it the other way around but it make much more sense for the US to launch something when getting to know about the NK launch.

      I guess they don't use GPS. "Hey, I'm a GPS satellite..."

  4. Conspiracy Theory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    China uses "clumsy" and "amateurish" North Korea to wage a proxy war in space?

    1. Re:Conspiracy Theory by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      Except North Korea's dangerous attempts at spaceflight endanger China's interests in space just as much as they damage the US'. Massive amounts of debris in orbit aren't good for anybody.

    2. Re:Conspiracy Theory by Yoda222 · · Score: 1

      North Korea is far from being the biggest contributor to massive amounts of debris. But the two others countries in your comment...

    3. Re:Conspiracy Theory by Guspaz · · Score: 1

      If the debris is in a stable orbit, it heads everywhere, spreading out and increasing the chance of impact on Chinese satellites and spacecraft just as much as American.

    4. Re:Conspiracy Theory by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      Unlikely. Best Korea is a serious problem for China, and I doubt they'd want to be riling them up. While maintaining a nice bulwark between China and the American influenced South Korea, it's a powder key right on their doorstep.

      China does not need the consequences of a collapse or military intervention. Imagine China and NK at college, doing whacky things and getting drunk every night. Fast forward to a China that now holds down a steady job, stuck with his college buddy who still thinks that shitting on the toilet lid is funny. China will sometimes giggle, but not when his girlfriend is due any minute.

      And that's my well sourced geopolitical analysis. Any think tanks looking to hire me to get paid for pulling stuff out of my arse?

      --
      -- Using the preview button since 2005
  5. Oh crap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why won't my GPS work?

    1. Re:Oh crap! by penix1 · · Score: 1

      Turn right now!

      Calibrating.....

      --
      This is a sig. This is only a sig. Had this been an actual sig you would have been informed where to tune for more sigs.
  6. How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you're in orbit, you're in orbit. If your orbit is too low then it's a decaying orbit but "tumbling out of control" is a bit of hyperbole from the press. It might be harder to predict the re-entry if the satellite is spinning and has no attitude control; maybe that's what they mean. I suppose it's possible that it could strike that atmosphere and bounce before re-entering, but will it bounce high enough to impact something in LEO? Details please. I bet this is a tempest in a teapot; not that I condone NK's actions or think they're particularly smart.

    1. Re:How can this be? by tragedy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "tumbling out of control" is a bit of hyperbole from the press

      I would have to say "the greatest danger is the threat of it colliding with another satellite, adding to the growing debris field around the earth" is another fine example of that hyperbole. I mean, it's probably technically true. The odds may be infinitesimal, but still higher than the odds of any other danger.

    2. Re:How can this be? by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Right...loss of attitude control likely means the satellite will fail in its mission, but has little to do with when and where it will burn in, or whether it will hit some other satellite. It just joins the several thousand tons of broken-down crap already up there.

      The author of TFA would seem to be thinking in airplane terms, which I suppose is a narrow cut above a car analogy...

    3. Re:How can this be? by edjs · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The article is quoting "US officials" when describing it as tumbling. If the satellite is spinning around more than one axis, then tumbling is the appropriate description, and is strong evidence that it is not under control.

    4. Re:How can this be? by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      What if the satellite has a thruster randomly firing? That would make it hard to predict just about anything about what it's orbits are going to look like.

    5. Re:How can this be? by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      It's bad reporting. "tumbling out of control" usually means "requires directional stability to get power from the sun, and it's tumbling too fast to get sun on the panels long enough to generate useful current." Or "physical problem with thruster applied unintended thrust, resulting in an unintended spin." But there's nothing that would have a satellite traveling in anything other than a normal orbit, which is what this article is implying. It's highly unlikely it has enough fuel to cross multiple orbits in such a dangerous manner as described.

    6. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Right...loss of attitude control likely means the satellite will fail in its mission, but has little to do with when and where it will burn in, or whether it will hit some other satellite.

      Of course it does. You can't change orbit without attitude control, including deorbiting.

    7. Re:How can this be? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tumbling out of control also means any directional antennae are useless. If you intend sending commands to the satellite though such an antenna then you might not be able to recover the ability to control the satellite.

      The North Korean people aren't just hungry, they are starving en-masse. And the leadership is all into putting its tiny foreign earnings into dick swinging activities like this (achieving what Russia and the US did decades ago). The DPRK really is the most criminal and totalitarian regime out there.

    8. Re:How can this be? by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      You can't change orbit without attitude control, including deorbiting.

      What gives you the impression this bird was meant to be deorbited or to collide with another spacecraft? Y'know, like going from no orbit capability to a FOBS or satellite killer in one mission? On-orbit maneuvering is several rungs up the tech ladder for these guys.

      OK, simple deorbiting if they want to recover the payload, but that's doubtful.

    9. Re:How can this be? by Baloroth · · Score: 1

      And if it is spinning like that, it becomes nearly impossible to control unless you can reverse the spin, so tumbling out of control seems like a reasonable phrase.

      --
      "None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license." --John Milton
    10. Re:How can this be? by Clsid · · Score: 1

      "not that I condone NK's actions or think they're particularly smart."

      This isn't the gestapo, you are free here to think whatever you want. So don't self-censor yourself.

    11. Re:How can this be? by Yoda222 · · Score: 1

      You can change orbit without attitude control if you can predict (without being able to control) your attitude. It may be tricky, but it's not impossible. And you can change orbit without predicting the attitude. But then you don't predict the new orbit ;-)

    12. Re:How can this be? by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 5, Insightful

      [you posit that its hyperbolic to say there is a risk of satellite collisions] "I mean, it's probably technically true The odds may be infinitesimal, but still higher than the odds of any other danger."

      You must not have seen space junk 3d
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUZO5pW7-5U

      http://www.space.com/14132-space-junk-3d-film-orbital-debris.html

      Because in it, they discuss at length, and 3d model, the 2009 collision of Iridium 33 and Kosmos-2251. ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_satellite_collision ) which most certainly did occur recently and definitely in our lifetimes.

      Their thesis was that it will become more and more of a problem unless people start taking it seriously and not just writing it off as a one time fluke, as you are.

      --
      -
    13. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least the engineers and workers who designed and built the rocket and maintain the launch facilities are getting paid. We hope.

    14. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or perhaps it's a flimflam excuse to shoot down another nation's satellite. Which would otherwise be considered an act of agression.

    15. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > spinning around more than one axis

      Nothing free floating in space spins around more than one axis... it has an axis of rotation, and rotates around that!

    16. Re:How can this be? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      It's not tumbling out of control. The satellite tracker shows it nice and steady.

      --
      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
    17. Re:How can this be? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2

      It's also doing a fantastic job of brainwashing their people. Lots of them blame the Western world for their problems. There was a NPR story years back where an embed noted that if there's a power outage, the typical reaction from people is to blame it on some anti-infrastructure American campaign. I've always said that dictators are the highest form of politician because they've got to maintain an iron grip on power with nothing as helpful as royal blood or divine right to keep the people on their side. And, usually this is happening with heaps of external criticism.

      --
      I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
    18. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      "The North Korean people aren't just hungry, they are starving en-masse." ... Which has more to do with the siege the West has enforced for the last 60 years than their oddball leaders.

    19. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not censorship. It's an attempt to head off idiots who might think I was apologizing for the DPRK. Instead I attracted your kind of idiocy.

    20. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't spinning around more than one axis require some sort of external force?

    21. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's almost like a small 3rd world country has had a plastic bag placed over it's head in retaliation for their refusal to cooperate with international pressure.

      It's absolutely despicable! Watching the 3rd world country flail it's arms with total disregard for any collateral damage to the chair it is tied to! Their dependence on the international community will be extremely clear to them by the time they start losing brain cells!

      All I can say is that when dealing with a group as inhumane as the DPRK, the ends truly justify the means. I suggest we consider putting dead animals in their water supply or infecting blankets with small pox next. We'll have to starve a couple of peasant whipping boys to get to him, but given enough time I'm sure we'll be able to out-wait the swine prince. He can only drink cream and eat cake off of naked women for so long in his palace before the shear force of empathy for his people drives him to change his belligerent & militarily provocative ways.

      When forced to share living space with someone who is acting like a prat, sometimes a blanket party is in order, but I don't personally want any part in these broken ribs. Trade sanctions have a long history of failure to persuade dictators to do anything but eat popcorn while their constituents wilt from the resulting stagflation. Its like selling crack at an elementary school to drive down the value of real estate in the neighborhood of a rival.

    22. Re:How can this be? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Interesting. I heard that a Westerner who went through Pyongyang was surprised to see US flags *everywhere*. You see, the food aid extorted from the US comes in large sacks that have US flags stamped on them. When the food is used the sacks get re-purposed for lots of things, like makeshift materials (eg, awnings, window blinds etc). Hence, the North Korean certainly understand where the food is coming from. The official line might be continuous revolution and the evil West, but I doubt the West is hated more than their government (if it wasn't for ruthless armed guards the people would flee - that speaks volumes about what the people think about their 'Workers Paradise').

    23. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is out of US control.

    24. Re:How can this be? by BlackPignouf · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm stupid, but I don't understand how a satellite can spin around more than one axis.
      It might not be the desired axis, it might not be an axis in your coordinate system, but it's still only one axis.

    25. Re:How can this be? by Stickerboy · · Score: 1

      The North Korean people aren't just hungry, they are starving en-masse. And the leadership is all into putting its tiny foreign earnings into dick swinging activities like this (achieving what Russia and the US did decades ago). The DPRK really is the most criminal and totalitarian regime out there.

      As 1984 and central Africa demonstrate, hunger as a tool of dissent control and food as a political weapon can be a very powerful thing. Even if North Korea was swimming in cash, I doubt its common citizens would be getting well fed any time soon.

      --
      Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
    26. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange, I had the impression that North Korea's control over attitudes is as complete as it gets.

    27. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not tumbling out of control. The satellite tracker shows it nice and steady.

      I haven't used satellite tracker before, but the display I see only shows position and it seems to be in orbit (everyone agrees on that). What I don't see is attitude. You say it's stable, but I don't see anything on your link to back up that claim.

    28. Re:How can this be? by jonadab · · Score: 2

      > Lots of them blame the Western world for their problems.

      For those living in the capital city, it would be dangerous to do otherwise.

      (Outside the capital city the concept of a "power outage" is essentially redundant.)

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    29. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But one unconctrolled satellite is just one out of thousands pieces of space junk. Satellites are prepared to evade that.

    30. Re:How can this be? by RivenAleem · · Score: 2

      Satellite AI 1: I'm receiving a transmission, but it appears to be in Morse Code.
      Satellite AI 2: Who cares! Wheeeeee!

    31. Re:How can this be? by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      Agree, there are thousands of planes flying straight at each other over the N. Hemisphere, we don't leave that to luck, we use traffic control. Why not a similar deal with space?

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    32. Re:How can this be? by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      Picture a spinning top, if the axis is no absolutely vertical the axis itself will "spin" around a different axis, the point where both axis intersect is where the top is touching the floor. The second axis does not pass through the top, it is at a tangent to the floor end of the tops primary spin axis. I believe it what's known as "procession" and that the Earth also displays the phenomena, but I'm too lazy to google it. If you never had a gyroscope as a kid go out and get one, they are just as "miraculous" as magnets.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    33. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is physically impossible to "spin around more than one axis." You are simply spinning around an axis that is not aligned with some arbitrary coordinate system.

      Angular momentum is a vector quantity. Add in a second vector, and you just get a new vector pointed somewhere else.

    34. Re:How can this be? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Is there any chance at all? It might not have attitude control but NK did request an orbital slot through the proper channels and as long as it isn't drifting off that it should be well clear of other satellites.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    35. Re:How can this be? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Was it even designed to have attitude control? On Japanese TV they said that "experts" thought it was probably a university undergraduate project level satellite, with basic radio comms and solar power but little else.

      There was speculation that it might just be a minimal test device so they can claim that the launch wasn't an ICBM test.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    36. Re:How can this be? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Actually one of the conditions NK places on receiving food aid is that it doesn't have any foreign flags on it. When you see the sacks on TV they are just labelled "food" in English and Korean, nothing more. The government likes to claim that it produces then, because obviously they would never admit to needing foreign aid.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    37. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't you simply... ... wait for it ...

      PUMP UP THE VOLUME

    38. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's almost like a small 3rd world country has had a plastic bag placed over it's head in retaliation for their refusal to cooperate with international pressure.

      It's absolutely despicable! Watching the 3rd world country flail it's arms with total disregard for any collateral damage to the chair it is tied to! Their dependence on the international community will be extremely clear to them by the time they start losing brain cells!

      All I can say is that when dealing with a group as inhumane as the DPRK, the ends truly justify the means. I suggest we consider putting dead animals in their water supply or infecting blankets with small pox next. We'll have to starve a couple of peasant whipping boys to get to him, but given enough time I'm sure we'll be able to out-wait the swine prince. He can only drink cream and eat cake off of naked women for so long in his palace before the shear force of empathy for his people drives him to change his belligerent & militarily provocative ways.

      When forced to share living space with someone who is acting like a prat, sometimes a blanket party is in order, but I don't personally want any part in these broken ribs. Trade sanctions have a long history of failure to persuade dictators to do anything but eat popcorn while their constituents wilt from the resulting stagflation. Its like selling crack at an elementary school to drive down the value of real estate in the neighborhood of a rival.

      Well, this is a new one. I have seen all kinds of -sympathizers here before, Apple Fanbois, Raghead-sympathizers, Darkie-wannabees but never a Chinktatorship-sympathizer such as this.

    39. Re:How can this be? by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      So why don't we have the condition that all foreign aid is delivered by our people, with our flags/branding?

      Let the people revolt when they realize their leaders are the biggest asshats in the world, instead of their providers.

      --
      All my liberal friends think I'm a conservative, all my conservative friends think I'm a liberal.
    40. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This airplanes all come down, pretty quickly. You can't take off in an airplane, run out of fuel and stay airborne for YEARS.

      Satellites do that all the time. The majority of what's up there, right now, is dead. But, the orbit into which it was placed is stable enough that it will remain up there for years.

      As an example, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telstar

    41. Re:How can this be? by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      WTH? Is that true? Demanding conditions on aid is like a panhandler who'll only accept cashier's checks.

    42. Re:How can this be? by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      The US has embargoed Cuba for almost as long, and while they're not exactly prosperous, Cubans aren't anywhere near as fucked as North Koreans. The blame lies entirely on the shoulders of their deranged leaders.

    43. Re:How can this be? by Quila · · Score: 1

      I hear NK people these days are shocked because they are actually being told when their sports teams lose. Apparently they used to always win. The new dear leader is very progressive.

    44. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because most everything circling the earth isn't under our control any more, and generally going in arbitrary directions. I assume that for everything NEW they put in orbit, they actually look at the trajectories of everything they can detect, and try to put it in an orbit that won't collide with one of them.

      On a side-note... I wonder if that bag of tools is still circling the earth, or if it's finally burned up in the atmosphere... I can't recall how long it was supposed to circle for before they expected it to drop too low. I may have to google that later.

    45. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Tracking of most of this stuff is pretty poor - you'tre literally dealing with a situation where the description of a close approach is often something like "100 meters +- 3 km"

      2. Most of the stuff up there can't manuever. Of the 20K or so tracked objects in earth orbit, roughly 19K are debris or dead payloads. Of the active payloads, a large fraction don't have any capability to manuever.

      That said, collision avoidance analysis is done by the US Air Force for their own satellites, other US governments assets and many foreign and commercial payloads.

    46. Re:How can this be? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      Wrong. See this article quoting Victor Cha, GW Bush's top advisor on North Korea:

      "All these bags go into the country with the American flag on it and in Korean it says, 'Gift from the American people.' So that is not a bad thing for us in North Korea," he told the hearing.

      http://www.alternet.org/rss/breaking_news/515569/us_lawmakers_oppose_n.korea_food_aid

      That is just one article. I original article I read where it was reported that the US flags were everywhere was in Time or Newsweek or one of those. I'll dig it out if you require further proof. I sure the North Koreans try to get the food unlabelled (and may have succeeded now) but that is not what has happened in the past. They really are fuckers.

    47. Re:How can this be? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Because then people would starve to death. They did before and there was no revolt. It is better this way, at least people don't die. Plus there will always be rumours about the true origin of the food.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    48. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from the blatant racism of your comment, I don't understand how you can misinterpret distaste for using food prices as a tool to leverage & put pressure on dicatators as sympathy for the dictatorship.

      I think this form of diplomacy falls under the category of moralistic douche-baggery when the largest Nuclear Power in the world uses the starvation of civilians as a weapon to apply leverage to the throat of a small 3rd World Government. North Korea's crime is attempting to join the Nuclear club where nations are elevated in status above the sorts of CIA meddling that result in uncooperative leaders waking up with their throats cut by a warlord more willing to play globalist prison bitch.

      Our international policy is to sandbag any regime which refuses to play ball with our international corporate overlords who wish to exploit a countries natural resources while providing no real compensation to the people other than wage-slavery sweatshops and paramilitary police training to suppress dissent.

      Well known tactics:
      -predatory World Bank loans plundered by banana republic despots who leave behind a country saddled with debt. Aka, infrastructure growth in the style of Haliburton green zone funds
      -domestic industry destroying market manipulation via USAID
      -exploitative free trade agreements

      The world we live in today is Adam Smith's bittersweet dream come true. A global free market unrestrained by any body such as the FTC from decomposing in to a international corporate plutocracy/oligarchy with no competition or economic mobility. Trade collusion is the rule rather than the exception, and nations are divided & conquered in a race to the bottom for regressive tax policy. Modern day government is a tool for propping up low wages by using welfare & social programs paid for by taxes on the working middle class to support the economic externalities created by those sweatshops.

      I'm a populist libertarian. I believe in free-markets, but that anti-competitive practices must be suppressed and trusts broken-up in order to maintain them. No different than a tree-hugger supporting forest management.

      The entire planet is just a tangled web of unintended consequences & the only question that remains is if this is a product of misguided incompetence or malevolent actors pulling of strings. Regardless of the mechanism, the outcome is undeniable. Global oligarchy. To the extent that no one who recognizes the problems seems willing to fight for change, I can only assume that this is a meritocracy where Social Darwinism elevates those who recognize the patterns are elevated in to the Oligarchy's country club. Just world fallacy perhaps, but it is the only explanation I can find for the total lack of moral courage or leadership displayed by those in attendance.

      Personally, I want to be a high frequency trader when I grow up. Politics is where reputations & careers go to die at the feet of corporate financed smear campaigns.

    49. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's OK! Robots.

    50. Re:How can this be? by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Except: Since nobody wanted them doing this in the first place, what makes you think that they co-ordinated their intended orbit with everyone else's currently orbiting satellites?

      --
      Are YOU using the TOOL, or is the TOOL using YOU? Think about it!
    51. Re:How can this be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people are repeatedly told by their government that everyone is starving, everywhere in the world; NK is doing better than most countries; US is sending food as tribute to keep NK from conquering them. The people don't hate their government more than the US. To them, the US is too weak and insignificant to have any emotions toward.

    52. Re:How can this be? by tragedy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how an example of a satellite collision having happened before demonstrates anything here. People get hit by lightning too. The actual odds of it happening are still minuscule. We're talking about danger on the order of dying from tripping walking down the street. It happens, but it's generally not even worth considering. Ditto with this satellite.

      The information the article gives about the actual orbit of this satellite is so pathetically bad that it's hard to say anything based on it, but I think we can assume that this is in a low orbit (like the satellites you mentioned that collided). LEO is more crowded, increasing the chance of a collision, but the odds are still tiny and even satellites in stable LEO only stay up a few years, so it's hard to imagine this one will be up there for any significant time at all if its orbit is so messed up. Also, if it did collide with another LEO satellite, the cascading collision scenario would run into a hitch since nearly all of the fragments would probably end up intersecting the atmosphere in relatively short order. It's worth noting that the collision you mentioned does not seem to have resulted in a domino effect scouring all satellites out of the skies.

      This article is marginally informative, but the tone of it is clearly an anti-North Korea hit piece. North Korea may well be awful, but putting up a satellite in an uncontrolled orbit is hardly a first. For that matter, if North Korea is dangerously incompetent for launching a satellite that maybe, just maybe possibly could collide with another and create a troublesome debris field, what does that say about the US and China who have both successfully tested anti-satellite weapons? Which is worse, doing something that could potentially create a dangerous debris field if you're very unlucky, or just callously creating one on purpose?

    53. Re:How can this be? by Clsid · · Score: 1

      And my point is, who cares if you are apologizing for them? Is your point any less valid because of it? Having fear of being targeted as radical and making stupid comments like that is self-censorship. And more to the point, to call me idiot just for pointing that out, just truly shows what an Anonymous COWARD you truly are.

    54. Re:How can this be? by robsku · · Score: 1

      Other countries, such as Cuba, however fare much better so I'm not inclined to swallow your argument without chewing...

      --
      In capitalist USA corporations control the government.
    55. Re:How can this be? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      The thing with airplanes is

      1: countries "own" their airspace.
      2: when things go wrong in flight all signigifant parts of the craft tend to ends up on the ground pretty quickly (whether in one peice or several).
      3: everything moves at fairly slow speeds relative to the air

      The result is functional objects are well-tracked, we don't have an "air junk" problem and while we may have a few military planes operating outside the usual rules outside of warzones even those are likely to be coordinated with the civilian traffic..

      In space junk tends to stay there for years in low orbits and practically forever in high orbits. Thanks to the mechanics of orbit it is possible to have two stable orbits with massively different velocities crossing the same point meaning even very small peices of junk can cause a lot of damage. We do track the functioning sattelites (those that aren't secret anyway) and try to track the larger peices of junk but the small peices just can't reasonablly be tracked and the tracking isn't a perfect process even for larger objectw.

      --
      note: i'm known as plugwash most places but i screwd up registering that here somehow in the past and now can't register
  7. ASAT by WGFCrafty · · Score: 1

    Seems like it's time for another anti-sat test.... you know, for our safety.

  8. It may not be stupidity by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 2

    It may not be flat out stupidity. Perhaps it is a matter of not having the data required to make the appropriate calculations. We know everything in orbit, gravitational tug well beyond 20 decimal places on all faces of the earth. Just a couple of those missing variables could really make physics not work how you predict

    --

    "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back!" -- Cave Johnson
    1. Re:It may not be stupidity by icebike · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or, it was designed to be a simple parabolic missile, but NK test firing a missile is banned by the UN, so they pack in enough fuel to get to orbit, any kind of orbit, and there was never a plan to make it a stable orbit nor were there thursters on board to do so. In other words, a missile test disguised as a orbital launch.

      --
      Sig Battery depleted. Reverting to safe mode.
    2. Re:It may not be stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because they had to be able to go to the moon to launch an ICBM, seems legit.

    3. Re:It may not be stupidity by dj245 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You think North Korea cares about the UN? The UN can't agree that the Syrian government should be sanctioned. For launching a missile, the UN might decide to write a weakly worded statement that future misbehaving might incur a more strongly worded letter. Maybe. After weeks of negotiations and diplomacy.

      --
      Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
    4. Re:It may not be stupidity by mug+funky · · Score: 3, Informative

      someone modded this up?

      they went to the moon for the whales. everybody knows that.

    5. Re:It may not be stupidity by mug+funky · · Score: 5, Funny

      do you have any idea how f'ing busy I am, Hans Brix??

    6. Re:It may not be stupidity by Nimey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The UN in general /can/ agree on Syria, it's just that Russia and China have their vetoes on the Security Council and used them to protect the Assad regime. Why? My theory is geopolitics: Russia is trying to keep a friendly government near its southwestern flank and head off US/NATO gains in the region, and possibly they're trying to keep Islamists off said flank lest the plague spread into their territory.

      China's just wanting to cock-block us so we don't get too powerful, and maybe they've got some lucrative trade going on, or would like to.

      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    7. Re:It may not be stupidity by Donwulff · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I liked that theory at first, but then I took a look at the orbital parameters... It seems to be almost pefect sun-synchronous orbit. Public experts where holding reaching sun-synchronous orbit out of reach impossibility for NK given the need to launch it at such an angle as not to have spent stages fall on ground where they could be construed a hostile action.

      I'm sure we'll hear more on this in the coming hours, but it looks to me like they must've spent a lot of effort and risk on reaching sun-synchronous orbit (one conductive for earth-observation, such as spy or weather-satellites which NK claimed it would be). It doesn't seem credible that they would've done that just for a ballistic missile test and dummy payload. Also something about the way most news-sources quote the "tumbling out of control" seems to give up the impression they believe it initially had attitude control, though to be honest I'm curious to hear how they would determine when it had or didn't have attitue control.

    8. Re:It may not be stupidity by ks*nut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It may not be flat out stupidity. Perhaps it is a matter of not having the data required to make the appropriate calculations. We know everything in orbit, gravitational tug well beyond 20 decimal places on all faces of the earth. Just a couple of those missing variables could really make physics not work how you predict

      We absolutely do not know everything in orbit and I would hazard a guess that hundreds if not thousands of objects launched by the U.S and Soviet Union/CIS are now "tumbling out of control." At the birth of the space age there was a lot of room up there and they just never thought to provide a way to bring things back down to Earth in a controlled manner. The countries lambasting the North Koreans need to collectively drink a large cup of shut the fuck up until they clean up their own acts.

    9. Re:It may not be stupidity by N1AK · · Score: 1

      That's a good summary. What I find really odd about Russia's position in this, and god knows how many similar events, is that they seem content to support the side obviously seen as the 'baddy' by the rest of the world; who will invariably lose. So they get some short term sales and in return are probably losing the ability to sell just about anything into Syria when the inevitable happens. As a bonus they even make themselves less popular with the West and middle eastern countries who don't support Assad.

      You would think it would make far more sense to negotiate some sweeteners from the US and Europe for agreeing to support the UN position.

    10. Re:It may not be stupidity by Stickerboy · · Score: 1

      That's a good summary. What I find really odd about Russia's position in this, and god knows how many similar events, is that they seem content to support the side obviously seen as the 'baddy' by the rest of the world; who will invariably lose. So they get some short term sales and in return are probably losing the ability to sell just about anything into Syria when the inevitable happens. As a bonus they even make themselves less popular with the West and middle eastern countries who don't support Assad.

      There's nothing odd about Russia's position. Russia has always asserted its right to militarily dominate its own secessionist populations and its nearby sphere of influence. Agreeing that al-Assad shouldn't kill 40,000 of his own citizens in an attempt to restore order sets a bad precedent for Russia. It might come back to haunt them, say, the next time they decide to level Grozny block by block to bring Chechnya back in line.

      --
      Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
    11. Re:It may not be stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone modded this up?

      they went to the moon for the whales. everybody knows that.

      They went to the moon for the people to inhabit wales.

    12. Re:It may not be stupidity by jonadab · · Score: 1

      North Korea might actually be *more* likely to do something if they thought it would upset the UN.

      Setting that to one side, however, I am not convinced that they have the subtlety required to disguise an ICBM test as an almost-successful satellite launch. It would be much more in character for them to try to launch a satellite (which, if successful, would theoretically demonstrate a grasp of technology similar to the Soviet Union in 1957, except for the fact that in just about every other area they rather obviously aren't quite there) and just not quite get it right.

      Remember, this is an _extremely_ isolationist country. They make the Tokugawa shogunate look like free-trade enthusiasts. Where are they going to get competent engineers? When their previous leader decided he wanted to make movies, they had to kidnap a movie director from another country and force him to work for them, because there's no way anybody living in North Korea could learn how to do something like that.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
    13. Re:It may not be stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing that worries me about this is they now have a weapon that in reality is more dangerous to civilistation than their ability to make a couple of nuclear bombs; by firing as many of these as they could at once they would have a decent chance of knocking out many satellites and then the resulting debris might knock out even more.

      While we might be able to replace these quickly, it could make a precedent where wars between rocket powered states repeatedly involve space war. That would affect everybody even people in countries not engaged in war and especially us nerds! Depending on the circumstances, actions like this are what could herald the next dark age.

    14. Re:It may not be stupidity by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Up until very recently the votes in the UN that were about either Syria or Israel followed the same lines as they did during the cold war. ie: one half supported Syria without question while the other half did the same for Israel. The veto holding nations are still playing the same "proxy wars" game they got into after winning WW2. Yes, it's Machiavellian insanity, but it's all we have and it's more tolerable (survivable) than a hot war.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    15. Re:It may not be stupidity by Grave · · Score: 1

      That's a terrible argument. We learned from our mistakes, and would prefer not to see others make the same ones. Because, you know, those mistakes actually hurt everyone when more and more debris clutters up the space around Earth. Your argument is like those saying we shouldn't expect 3rd world nations to use clean fuel and manufacturing techniques just because we had a dirty, polluting start and haven't 100% cleaned ourselves up. The damage caused hurts everyone, not just the one causing the damage.

    16. Re:It may not be stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the plague"

      Blatant rasism being modded up on Slashdot?

    17. Re:It may not be stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We plan on eliminating a Iranian Ally before we engage.

    18. Re:It may not be stupidity by dj245 · · Score: 1

      The UN in general /can/ agree on Syria, it's just that Russia and China have their vetoes on the Security Council and used them to protect the Assad regime. .

      So you're saying they can't agree then. Russia and China are permanent members of the security council, you need all the security council votes to get anything done, so nothing will be done.

      And even if you did get them to agree, the UN is the weakest and most ineffective security/military organization ever. They can't stop genocide in Rwanda and the Congo when they have tens of thousands of troops in a country. How are they going to stop a country from launching a couple rockets when they have nobody [or a handful] of people in the country?

      --
      Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
    19. Re:It may not be stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you nigger.

    20. Re:It may not be stupidity by Nimey · · Score: 1

      You seem to have a reading-for-comprehension problem, maybe because you're so anti-UN and don't want to know anything positive about them.

      What I said was that "in general" they agree, meaning that most of the member states do, it's just that the rules of the Security Council mean it's a lot harder to do anything that any of the victors of WWII don't want[1]. I don't recall how many of the total representatives in the general assembly have to vote to override a SC veto (2/3?) or indeed if that's even come to a vote yet.

      [1] not "all" the security council votes. You've got the five permanent members (USA, UK, France, Russia, China), each with a veto, plus several other countries on a system of rotating seats. I could take your opinions more seriously if they had any basis in fact.

      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    21. Re:It may not be stupidity by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Which means, in fact, that the UN Security Council is doing its job. Otherwise, it would be quite possible for a relatively small conflict (e.g. Austria-Hungary versus Serbia) to turn into a giant war involving millions of soldiers on both sides getting slaughtered.

      For instance, imagine this scenario instead: Assad fires at rebels in Turkey. Turkey activates its NATO alliance which requires that the US and most of Europe come to their aid. The Assad regime in turn demands that its allies defend it from NATO, drawing in Russia, China, and Iran. Russia in turn calls on its allies, drawing in the rest of Europe. Iraq and Pakistan, possibly on demands from Washington, attack Iran (Pakistan travelling through Afghanistan to do so, giving the Taliban an opportunity to fight the Karzai government). India takes advantage of Pakistan's distraction to try to take over Kashmir. Most Middle Eastern countries pick sides, rather than being caught in the middle. Israel decides to get in on the action and takes the opportunity to try to take over Lebanon again and expand from the Golon Heights, as well as attacking the Palestinians again.

      I could go on, but the point is that with so many alliances, it would be quite possible for the relatively small conflict in Syria to become WW III. And that's also my guess as to why Obama sucked in the first presidential debate: Syria had just fired into Turkey, and Obama might well have been working around the clock trying to prevent exactly this kind of spiraling out of control.

      --
      I am officially gone from /. Long live http://www.soylentnews.com/
    22. Re:It may not be stupidity by Quila · · Score: 1

      Islam is not a race.

    23. Re:It may not be stupidity by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Russia and China are just trying to stop another episode of Team America World Police going into production. Let's face it, the last two were overly long, viewing figures tailed off rapidly after the first five minutes and in the end the just sort of petered out. Not very satisfactory.

      Syria will eventually sort itself out. Yeah, it's a bad situation, people are dying, but sending in our guys will probably just make it worse.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    24. Re:It may not be stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The delicious cheese they found was just a bonus!

    25. Re:It may not be stupidity by icebike · · Score: 1

      The thing that worries me about this is they now have a weapon that in reality is more dangerous to civilistation than their ability to make a couple of nuclear bombs; by firing as many of these as they could at once they would have a decent chance of knocking out many satellites and then the resulting debris might knock out even more.

      Wait, lets not get ahead of ourselves, ok?

      Nobody has shown that they achieved an orbit that could threaten satellites or even the Space Station.
      It takes more than their simple rocket to reach those orbits.

      --
      Sig Battery depleted. Reverting to safe mode.
    26. Re:It may not be stupidity by icebike · · Score: 1

      Setting that to one side, however, I am not convinced that they have the subtlety required to disguise an ICBM test as an almost-successful satellite launch.

      There is not much subtlety required, after all, all early space rockets were merely converted ICBMs.

      Further, they demonstrated ample subtlety with this launch. They pulled it off without the US knowing exactly when.

      The demonstrated a global reach, they dropped their first and second stages close enough to Korea and the Philippians to send a message, but kept the main vehicle out of unfriendly airspace until it was thought (by them) too high to intercept. Not to mention the difficulty of achieving any kind of an orbit from that latitude.

      For a nation stuck in 1958, it was a fairly impressive demonstration.

      --
      Sig Battery depleted. Reverting to safe mode.
    27. Re:It may not be stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and possibly they're trying to keep Islamists off said flank lest the plague spread into their territory.

      You may not have heard of regions like Chechnya - but Islam in 'Russian territory' is nothing new.

    28. Re:It may not be stupidity by Nimey · · Score: 1

      And? A nest of Islamists just outside Russian territory, who feel free to export weapons to Russian Islamists, is a whole different thing than the status quo.

      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    29. Re:It may not be stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Russia and China like to suppress any uprisings with swift and bloody force. If they condemn Assad for doing that, they will be setting a precedent that could lead to the UN applying the same punishments to them as Assad is receiving..

  9. LOL by kc67 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And they wonder why the world doesn't want them to have nuclear weapons.

    1. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is so true because we've never had issues with OUR space projects.

    2. Re:LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is so true because we've never had issues with OUR space projects.

      Depends on which "OUR" you are referring to. Us folks in our enclave of the Lower Neisserian Peninsula have three things:

      1) Slashdot
      2) The American Home Shopping Network
      3) Flawless Space Program

    3. Re:LOL by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      or nuclear weapons/power programs..

    4. Re:LOL by X.25 · · Score: 1

      And they wonder why the world doesn't want them to have nuclear weapons.

      Would you like me to make you a list of failed launches/deployments of space technology by nations that have nuclear weapons?

      You'd be pretty scared.

  10. ooh by demonbug · · Score: 1

    Looks like it is headed for S. Korea in about 10 minutes - this should be fun. Of course, it might have done that already and I just missed it; the orbit track only goes back about 1 orbit (~90 min).

    1. Re:ooh by demonbug · · Score: 1

      On another note - anyone know of a similar tool that lets you view the orbit/track in 3D? It would be cool to watch, and would give a much simpler to understand view of the eccentricity etc.

    2. Re:ooh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://orbit.medphys.ucl.ac.uk/ might help you.

  11. Time to send by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe it's time for the nations of the world to pony up the cash and send a "hoover vacuum" satellite to clean up the loose debris. They should also send a cat satellite that would be terrified of the other satellite. Of course, some know it all would point out that space is already a vacuum.

    1. Re:Time to send by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should just call in something like this.

    2. Re:Time to send by jittles · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's time for the nations of the world to pony up the cash and send a "hoover vacuum" satellite to clean up the loose debris. They should also send a cat satellite that would be terrified of the other satellite. Of course, some know it all would point out that space is already a vacuum.

      No need. Dark Helmet is on his way right now to suck our atmosphere up. We can just have him clean up the debris in orbit while he's at it.

    3. Re:Time to send by gmuslera · · Score: 2

      Probably more in the line of this

    4. Re:Time to send by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Only if he knows the password!

  12. Connecting... by asmkm22 · · Score: 1

    The tracker just says "Connecting..."

    That can't be good.

  13. North Korea's Out of Control by davidwr · · Score: 0

    There, fixed that for you.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  14. Pat yourselves on the back, world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For helping them with space exploration.

  15. So what does the world do about it? by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1

    If it does end up damaging another satellite, what can anyone do about it? It's not like North Korea is going to nicely exchange insurance info with the aggrieved party or pay for damages. Hell, if it's a US company I doubt they'd even be allowed to accept funds from there legally if they were amenable. I could see several scenarios in which this leads to war with North Korea, and frankly I'm not really caring who takes them out at this point. - HEX

    1. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best case scenario, it hits a non-critical Chinese communications satellite. China gets pissed, and NK loses what is the closest thing to an Ally that it has in the region.

    2. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I could see several scenarios in which this leads to war with North Korea

      Tom Clancy... is that you?

    3. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would probably be best for everyone if it hit a Chinese or Russian satellite. It might cause them to reconsider their laissez-faire policies toward North Korean missile launches.

    4. Re:So what does the world do about it? by malv · · Score: 0

      The world can't screw with NK. Their whole country is one well-disciplined army.

    5. Re:So what does the world do about it? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      no, China needs pawns right now. It would need to hit a critical Chinese satellite.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    6. Re:So what does the world do about it? by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Depends what it hits.
      Recall the fun the US had with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy_IV
      Finding out your telco are not really a network with some redundancy, more one point of profit vs risk.
      A US weather satellite? Lets hope some smart people can list what kind of sats are near the same zone.
      The US will always fund the funding for a spy sat, no need to worry about that.
      Unique telco, science could be a real issue if anywhere in the same region????

      --
      Domestic spying is now "Benign Information Gathering"
    7. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Sasayaki · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just hold on a moment.

      Okay, look. North Korea are not the world's nicest people from what we know, either to their southern neighbour or (far more commonly) their own people. Let's just get that out of the way right now.

      But seriously. Seriously. "Takes them out"? A Korea War II would be extremely costly for the western world and over what? A satellite that, worst case, smashes into one of the US Military's satellites (say a GPS one, not one so secret they'd just go "WHAT SATELLITE, IT WAS A TRAINING EXERCISE"). Then the debris takes out a few other satellites, and the GPS network takes a hit, being down for a week or so.

      That's in my mind the absolute worst case scenario, and it would be pretty bad. We use GPS for everything; the airlines would take a hit, the road toll would go up, some smart missiles and bombs would stop working.

      And you want to fucking bomb them for this? It's clearly just an accident. Sure, criminal ineptitude possibly, but that's what sanctions are for.

      There's no reason anyone should die over this even in the absolute worst case. Stop crying for war as your country plummets over the fiscal cliff of economic crisis. And, of course, you sound so confident you can win (protip: You didn't win last time).

      Are you fucking insane? Or one of those hardcore American evangelical Christians whose line of thought goes:

      God blesses America to do whatever the fuck we want. Skirmishes? Bah, bomb those Athe-commies back to nothing. It escalates to total war? It's Christians vs Atheistic Commies! God will bless us with victory. It escalates to nuclear war? Praise God, the end times are upon us! The rapture is here!

      So I repeat my question. Are you fucking insane?

      --
      Check out my sci-fi book "Lacuna" at http://goo.gl/MVxX8
    8. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you fucking insane?

      Nope, just self-righteous and drunk with power.

    9. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You send in a black ops team to remove their missile launch capability.

    10. Re:So what does the world do about it? by epyT-R · · Score: 1, Troll

      oh shut up.. this reads like a NYT editorial piece, minus the grammar and overstuffed vocabulary. If NK started anything, the war would be quite short. I doubt even china would back them at this point. They're beholden to the US consumer just as much as the USA is in love with cheap garbage.

    11. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      CNN: At 7:45am today, a small piece of gum enraged a tertiary diplomat by sticking to his shoe, leading to a miscommunication via a hungover translator, which eventually cause Russia to invade Hawaii.

    12. Re:So what does the world do about it? by wisty · · Score: 1

      North Korea is a liability to China, and China knows it. But a new Korean war would send possibly millions of North Korean refugees into China, and they simply don't want to deal with that. They just don't openly say it, because they'd rather North Korea's artillery was pointed the other way.

    13. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Spy+Handler · · Score: 5, Funny

      And, of course, you sound so confident you can win (protip: You didn't win last time).

      We didn't have Chuck Norris last time.

    14. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      North Korea still operates slave labor / concentration camps, in which many victims are BORN to a life of slavery for the political "crimes" of parents or grandparents.

      These camps are unprecedented in their magnitude and cruelty since the fall of Nazi Germany.

      It must be nice to sit in your home, expressing your opinions on your computer in your free time.

      The victims of communist camps have no homes, no possessions, no free time, and no right of self-determination.

    15. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Trouble is that the collateral damage would be immense. NK is a cult, make no mistake, it's not a matter of bombing the party HQ, and driving into Pyong Jang, the invaders would not be accepted, and the people would gladly give their lives.

    16. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should just stay out of it then, right? Wait til they develop a nuke and then they can send another "satellite" that happens to fall out of the sky and explode. If it explodes in the atmosphere, EMP and we're all screwed.. or it explodes on the ground and we're all screwed. Nice argument. (btw, yes NK does completely defend their right to create nuclear arms. They're probably doing it behind our back right now)

    17. Re:So what does the world do about it? by khallow · · Score: 1

      It's clearly just an accident.

      As another poster noted, it could be an dummy payload and the whole affair could just be a way to get around the UN ban (passed in 2009) on NK missile tests.

    18. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      North Korea has a large army. Over 1 million soldiers. They also have lot of artillery within range of Seoul, South Korea. Any conflict would be very bloody. If we had to fight North Korea, we would probably have to institute a draft.

      We would win, provided that North Korea didn't get support from China or Russia. GP poster fails to note that the Korean war was a proxy war against China and the Soviet Union. Yes, there were Soviet troops in Korea during the war. Without International support, North Korea would fall. It might not be fast though.

    19. Re:So what does the world do about it? by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      I am going to ignore all the straw men you set up there. Nobody wants another war in Korea. China is is the best position to end this nonsense without anyone dying.

    20. Re:So what does the world do about it? by russotto · · Score: 4, Informative

      A satellite that, worst case, smashes into one of the US Military's satellites (say a GPS one, not one so secret they'd just go "WHAT SATELLITE, IT WAS A TRAINING EXERCISE").

      Can't smash into a GPS satellite, because they're in a much higher orbit.

    21. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or on a more practical note, you actually think we can afford to wage another war? All the middle eastern, Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan actions have contributed significantly to our growing US debt. They haven't even told us the cost of pulling those troops and resources home yet.

    22. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right? Christ, China would be glad to wring their hands some and strut about denouncing the evil US while happily embracing a solution to the NK problem that looms big on their horizon.

    23. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Sasayaki · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The war would be short, yep. Over in a few days, a week or so tops.

      Okay, so now you have an impoverished third world country where the single biggest employer, the military, has been utterly destroyed, full of fanatically loyal people who hate you and will do everything to kill you even at the expense of their own lives.

      "Troops home by Christmas" was the talk during WW I, "a shadow of the Great War" was the talk during WW II, "a bunch of fishermen in mud huts" was Korea (familiar?) and Vietnam. "Kill Osama, get out" was Afghanistan and "Get Sadam, freedom will rise" was Iraq.

      If you think a conflict with North Korea would be "short" you're not looking beyond the big picture.

      --
      Check out my sci-fi book "Lacuna" at http://goo.gl/MVxX8
    24. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If NK started anything, the war would be quite short.

      And millions in South Korea would be dead. North Korea is not Afghanistan. North Korea is not Iraq. Be that as it may, North Korea, of course, has no chance of winning a war against the US - even a unilateral war - but they have the power to completely immolate a large swath of SK's side of the border.

      But grab your dick and keep waving the flag stuck in your ass, hey? Murrica, fuck yeah, amirite?

    25. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the debris takes out a few other satellites, and the GPS network takes a hit, being down for a week or so.

      No chance. GPS satellites are at an altitude of ~20,000 km, well beyond low earth orbit. There's zero chance of this satellite hitting one of them, and barely one in a billion of it hitting anything else.

    26. Re:So what does the world do about it? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      If it does end up damaging another satellite, what can anyone do about it? It's not like North Korea is going to nicely exchange insurance info with the aggrieved party or pay for damages. Hell, if it's a US company I doubt they'd even be allowed to accept funds from there legally if they were amenable. I could see several scenarios in which this leads to war with North Korea, and frankly I'm not really caring who takes them out at this point. - HEX

      I suspect that paying damages would be the least of our problems. You can write an insurance policy to cover a satellite if you care that much, and you can launch more satellites than your constellation strictly requires if it's a Big Deal that things stay working; but mechanisms for dealing with orbital debris are hardly so mature...

    27. Re:So what does the world do about it? by jrumney · · Score: 3, Interesting

      it's not a matter of bombing the party HQ, and driving into Pyong Jang, the invaders would not be accepted, and the people would gladly give their lives.

      This is basically what was expected in Japan after WW2 based on what was happening in the final weeks of the war. In reality, it was one of the most peaceful occupations the world has ever seen. I don't think you can predict that easily how an oppressed and starving population will react to occupation.

    28. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Clsid · · Score: 2

      Besides, if anything, the US govt should apologize because after all they DID use the rocket to send a satellite into orbit. That kind of mission takes years of planning. Sure, North Korea is not hip or gingham, and their economy is a reflection of centralized planning, but as a whole, very few countries in the world can manage to pull stuff like this. So in my mind, those Koreans, either from the South or the North, are kick-ass. Best Warcraft and Starcraft players, extremely good capitalists in the south and extremely devoted communists in the north.

      To be honest, I'm sick and tired of all the bullshit and finger pointing other countries. The US should take care of its internal issues first and forget about being the freaking world police. That only favors people from the military-industrial complex.

    29. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Donwulff · · Score: 4, Informative

      The GPS satellites have altitude well in excess of 20.000km, so for a North Korean ballistic missile launched satellite with an orbit at just around 500km to hit them would make for some big news indeed. That problem aside, you should probably know the GPS satellites are not something you go pick up at a nearby hardware store - they have a lead-time of years, decades if you count slipping them in to the budget somewhere and generally mucking around.

      While at any given time there are a few irds hold on spare, should a significant number (enough for GS network to take a hit) of them be lost due to a runaway Kessler syndrome or repeat Carrington event, it would be far longer than few weeks to recover the situation. Indeed, the big worry people are hinting at is a Kessler syndrome, where our satellites decide to play a big game of billiards at orbital velocity in the sky. Not only would in theory ALL currently orbiting satellites be lost, but the debris would prevent ANY space-launches for centuries to come.

      The ISS, by the way, is below 410km so quite far below the North Korean satellite for now, though the satellite's orbit is sure to decay in the future. Luckily ISS presents fairly small footprint for collissions, in the big scheme, but countless other satellites and debris lay below the satellite's current orbit. It's not good, but it's probably not catastrohic considering how frequently some satellite or other malfunctions. Our near orbit has grown so crowded however that satellites have for long been de-orbited or moved to safe orbits when taken out of service (Like that Russian satellite that was simply de-orbited rather than re-purposed because it might've received more than its alloted dose of radiation in the Van Allen belts and was therefore a risk).

    30. Re:So what does the world do about it? by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 2

      Not counting the usual border "exchanges", a war with North Korea is extremely unlikely unless NK accidentally or deliberately launches an actual nuclear warhead. China and Russia wouldn't want a war so close to home because conflict leads to chaos, what with refugees, disruption of supply routes, and even the possibility of local dissidents taking advantage of the situation.

    31. Re:So what does the world do about it? by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      we'd all be screwed if it were well disciplined AND well fed.

    32. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...
      This is basically what was expected in Japan after WW2 based on what was happening in the final weeks of the war. In reality, it was one of the most peaceful occupations the world has ever seen....

      Only because we occupied after Hirohito announced surrender, we kept him in power and he told them to cooperate. Ain't gonna happen that way with Kim 3.

    33. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't need him now. We have Willem Dafoe.

    34. Re:So what does the world do about it? by borcharc · · Score: 1

      Those fixed artillery guns and their ammo are likely inoperable. South Korea will have the latest in anti artillery missile systems courtesy of Israel. All you need is enough protection to survive the first shot from an alterity position and then the real military next door can stop the threat.

    35. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would not be short, or even have a possibility of ending (talking about the fighting not the after fighting like you are). Read up on history. The Korean war split Korea because the Chinese were afraid McArthur would not stop at the Chinese border so they started throwing troops in to help North Korea. There is no reason to expect differently today. The issue with today is they would stop buying our bonds and suddenly our debt problem becomes much worse and our military could not be afforeded. Add on to that the invasion that would hit Taiwan and our obligations to help them when that happens and you have a non winnable situation, mostly because of our insane debt and not because of our military.

      We have no ability to do anything to North Korea that China does not want us to do, thanks to our insane deficit spending. It would not be quick or easy, but probably impossible. Yea, North Korea itself wouldn't be able to do anything, but we wouldn't be fighting them for long.

    36. Re:So what does the world do about it? by wvmarle · · Score: 2

      The war would be short, yep. Over in a few days, a week or so tops.

      Okay, so now you have an impoverished third world country where the single biggest employer, the military, has been utterly destroyed, full of fanatically loyal people who hate you and will do everything to kill you even at the expense of their own lives.

      Sure you'll end up with a huge mess.

      However, I wonder how loyal the North Koreans really are to their leaders. They are forced to be loyal: people that didn't cry hard enough over the late leader's death were punished, harshly. Not being loyal is not an option. And they don't know better with the total lack of any access to independent information, all information is controlled by the state.

      Saddam Hussein had a huge standing army, loyal to him. However when the US invaded Iraq, that army disappeared almost overnight - soldiers dropping their uniforms and going back to farming or whatever. After the invasion there were little to no Saddam-loyalist insurgents.

      Germany in the 1930s was seriously loyal to Adolf Hitler, yet when Hitler was defeated, this loyalty very quickly disappeared with it.

      And so there are many more examples. Likely the people from North Korea will feel liberated - yet you end up with a land in tatters, with people totally unable to take care of themselves, no attitude to work hard to improve their lives. That was part of the problem Germany had after the reunion, and North Korea is likely to be far worse in that respect.

      The reconstruction and modernisation of the country is going to be a huge issue - and in that way the sooner Kim's regime falls, the better, as the longer it lasts, the worse the problem is going to be. Unless he manages to modernise the country himself in a way China has managed without going through a revolution, but I don't see that happening any time soon.

    37. Re:So what does the world do about it? by mic0e · · Score: 1

      GPS is in medium earth orbit; there is no way debris from a LEO collision could reach that.

    38. Re:So what does the world do about it? by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 1

      NK deserves to be taken out and should have been delt with many years ago. As someone else alluded, many of their citizens are born into concentration camp conditions.

      http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4682842/North-Korean-prisoner-born-in-concentration-camp-escapes.html

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_22

      They are kept here because of the 3 generations of shame rule. Their grandparents or whomever, committed political crimes.
      Why doesn't anyone do anything? China. China is why.

      --
      -
    39. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you forgetting something like... Perhaps tens of thousands of artillery aimed at SK cities? In minutes a million shells will have hit the major population centers.

    40. Re:So what does the world do about it? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I could see several scenarios in which this leads to war with North Korea,

      They've sunk ships and shelled bits of South Korea in the past few years without it starting a war. Going back a bit more they were abducting Japanese schoolgirls to use as sex toys and there was no war.

      A friend from the part of China next door to NK, who may have family in the place (or they may all be dead, there was no way to get in touch without endangering them even from China), had the opinion that you wait until the wind is blowing the right way and then nuke. It's the same sort of strong opinion you hear from some people from Israeli about their neighbours. Stepping back to reality, a war there would probably make Vietnam, Iraq and Afganistan look like a civilised stroll in the park.

    41. Re:So what does the world do about it? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      North Korea's artillery has pointed both ways since they suspected China was behind a coup attempt a couple of decades ago.

    42. Re:So what does the world do about it? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's weird to say it, but NK is far more batshit insane than Imperial Japan to the point where there no real comparison. To make things worse they appear to have been brainwashed into thinking they've been oppressed from the outside and only the dear leader is stopping it from being worse. Older people that know better and talk about it get turned in by youngsters 1984 style. That's what has been coming out from the refugees, who even though they were independent enough to make a run for it still take time to shake off the mindset of a very strange theocracy worshipping a dead former leader.

    43. Re:So what does the world do about it? by dbIII · · Score: 1

      will have the latest in anti artillery missile systems courtesy of Israel

      Not yet they don't. Israel doesn't even have a lot of it yet. It hasn't had a lot of testing other than against unaimed Shah era rockets from Iran anyway, so your certainty is misplaced.

    44. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Okay, look. North Korea are not the world's nicest people from what we know, either to their southern neighbour or (far more commonly) their own people."

        Really ? Seriously ? I can think of a few dozen "people" who are much worse, mostly in Europe and the USA, China, the middle east, Africa. Why pick on N.K ? How many third world countries have they invaded recently ? How much interference do they carry out in the affairs of foreign countries , like say Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran, Syria, well, I could go on ... Frankly they may hit the list of some of the "nicest people" we know in terms of global net effect.

    45. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of like Vietnam, Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Cuba ... ?

    46. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you, like, get it

    47. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude. I hate war. I mean HATE it.

      I am as radical left as they come. I want to trash the whole US constitution in the rubbish bin and start from scratch because anything that allows FOX news is garbage...

      And *I* am in favor of Korea II.

      This is a country ruled by a family that kidnapped a Japanese movie maker so he could MAKE PRIVATE MOVIES FOR THEIR BELOVED LEADER.

      They shelled south korea due to an internal political power struggle.

      THEY HAVE NUKES.

      China will either back down or we all go. If we get that serious, China will fold.

      China doesn't want to glow.

    48. Re:So what does the world do about it? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      it's just that it's the way to move up in that shitty system. take the system away and they'll snitch on who needs to go to hague(for a burger, like they have been snitching on their neighbour for a bowl of rice).

      people in afghanistan, iraq, etc. weren't starving as bad. in north korea not even the top 5% is eating well.

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    49. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you want to fucking bomb them for this?"

      The rocket outrage is a diversion. North Korea is a big-time threat to its own populace, who are held hostage by a brutal theocracy. The world needs to get together and come up with a plan to save the hostages.

      China has traditionally wanted North Korea to act as a buffer against the Americans, but more recently, all China wants is stability. Now China is starting to think the North Korean leaders are not promoting stability as indicated by the Security Council resolution condemning North Korea.

      The U.S., South Korea and China could strike a deal, whereby the Americans would evacuate South Korea in exchange for China's cutting ties with the North Korean government. Hell, maybe South Korea could transfer the American military bases to China in exchange for China removing the North Korean regime.

    50. Re:So what does the world do about it? by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Actually NK is a bit of an emabrrassment to China.
      China had sided with NK in a proxy war in the 50ies making it somewhat their baby. Think of it as their Pinochet regime. China has reigned NK in a couple of times. In fact, they are the only thing that keeps them sorta in control.

      The US and China have absolutely no interest of Korea having a go at it anytime soon. The situation is much worse than divided Germany ever was. If China were to collapse we'd have a very ugly war at our hands. Not a peaceful reunification.

      I'm afraid NK is suffering from a madness that has to run its course since the cure might be much, much worse. China or no.

      --
      20 minutes into the future
    51. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thinking that the US could even get into an armed conflict with NK is ignoring the 800 pound gorilla just across the border.

      If there was anything suggesting the possibility of establishing a military presence of a foreign superpower (e.g. due to invasion plans, NK civil war, suicidal generals attacking South Korea, ...), chinese military would be marching into Pyongyang with little to no resistance, establishing a local puppet regime de facto annexing their neighbors, and declare the conflict over.

      There just is nothing anybody could do about that.

    52. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US military has found lesser things to go to war over.

    53. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, of course, you sound so confident you can win (protip: You didn't win last time).

      We didn't have Chuck Norris last time.

      Chuck Norris is noone's property!!!

    54. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure when you vaporize 100K+ people in the blink of an eye. I'd be praising jesus and having the American's step over my warm body, just so they won't kill my family.

    55. Re:So what does the world do about it? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Not only that - if the biggest employer is the military, it follows that a disproportionately large number of civilians have relatives in the military.

      You're going to be trying to win the hearts and minds of people whose brother you've just shot? Yeah, good luck with that.

    56. Re:So what does the world do about it? by oobayly · · Score: 1

      If NK started anything, the war would be quite short.

      Yup, it'd be over by Christmas. Hold on a second, I've heard that phrase before.

    57. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20km isn't a stable orbit.

    58. Re:So what does the world do about it? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      North Korea has a large army. Over 1 million soldiers. They also have lot of artillery within range of Seoul, South Korea. Any conflict would be very bloody. If we had to fight North Korea, we would probably have to institute a draft.

      We would win, provided that North Korea didn't get support from China or Russia. GP poster fails to note that the Korean war was a proxy war against China and the Soviet Union. Yes, there were Soviet troops in Korea during the war. Without International support, North Korea would fall. It might not be fast though.

      Take a look at Google Earth for a bit and see if you can find infrastructure required to get an army close to the border with something other than ox or human pulled carts.

      That tired old "there's lots of artillery" is a big lie.

    59. Re:So what does the world do about it? by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      It would not be short, or even have a possibility of ending (talking about the fighting not the after fighting like you are). Read up on history. The Korean war split Korea because the Chinese were afraid McArthur would not stop at the Chinese border so they started throwing troops in to help North Korea. There is no reason to expect differently today. The issue with today is they would stop buying our bonds and suddenly our debt problem becomes much worse and our military could not be afforeded. Add on to that the invasion that would hit Taiwan and our obligations to help them when that happens and you have a non winnable situation, mostly because of our insane debt and not because of our military.

      We have no ability to do anything to North Korea that China does not want us to do, thanks to our insane deficit spending. It would not be quick or easy, but probably impossible. Yea, North Korea itself wouldn't be able to do anything, but we wouldn't be fighting them for long.

      Don't be stupid. If China tries to mess with the West economically all the West does is go "debt? what debt? We owe you nothing" and proceed to blockade their ability to make any money by shipping cheap goods.

      The type of action you propose China will do would trigger mutually assured destruction, and they'd have just made the US considerably more solvent in the process. The US owes China and has debt because they are playing nice. Stop playing nice, and the debt goes away.

    60. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are talking about japanese. These are a special group of people who put the group above the individualism. Hence, if the "head" decides the war is over, most of Japan accepts it. The same reason why japanese people "don't understand" how westerns practice euthanasia: for them even a living vegetable with a degenerative illness has it's place in the family, until the very last moment of life. Or how if you are a foreigner and commit a crime they will gladly pay a whole airplane to fly you out of their country.

      It's a whole different culture, and it has nothing to do with wars/defeats.

    61. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, we could win. We just don't want to.

      We could level their cities and military infrastructure with indiscriminate use of conventional cruise missiles and bombs within days, but the price would be heavy.
      We'd kill a lot of civilians, and the toll on our SK friends would be heavy. There are artillery guns on the border literally pointed at Seoul at all times, day and night, because the NK knows it's one of the few deterrents they have.

      A nuclear strike would prevent artillery retaliation on SK's capital city, but that's an even less palatable option for reasons that should be obvious.

      At present, NK exists because the region is so screwed up that nobody wants to touch it. If the NK govt did fall, you'd still have a crippled country so screwed up by decades of inept rule that it would be unable to run or feed itself. You could also probably make the case that nearly 100% of the population could be diagnosed with a serious psychological disorder. In NK they take their brainwashing seriously. Imagine an entire country with PTSD and beaten wife syndrome.

    62. Re:So what does the world do about it? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      Sure, North Korea is not ... gingham.

      Yup, there's definitely a big difference between a minor nuclear power and checker-pattern cotton cloth.

      --
      I am officially gone from /. Long live http://www.soylentnews.com/
    63. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be shorter if we disregarded the sanctity of human life.

    64. Re:So what does the world do about it? by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      GPS satellites orbit at an altitude of about 12,000 miles. The North Korean satellite doesn't pose a threat to them. Objects in low-Earth orbit, on the other hand, may not be so lucky.

      --
      !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
    65. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Quila · · Score: 1

      (protip: You didn't win last time). ... It escalates to total war?

      Actually, there's the problem. We haven't done total war since WWII. McArthur was fired because he wanted total war. He wanted to WIN instead of just screwing around.

      These piecemeal little actions make us more likely to engage in violence more often because the results aren't as severe, the risk to politicians not as great. I would like for us to never do anything short of total war. These little "police actions" and crap we do that alway flare up again are just a waste of time, money and lives. If you're going to war, fucking destroy their will to fight forever and WIN.

      The same applies everywhere. What's with all these Middle East problems? Hamas keeps firing rockets on Israel? DESTROY them, every last member, then start going through the supporters until nobody is willing to support them or their cause anymore. The surrounding Arab countries already tried total war against Israel and lost, so they should just give it up, cease hostilities or complaints, unless they are willing to go for total war again. And if after that Israel ceases to exist, then so be it. If Israel ends up encompassing large parts of Syria, Jordan and Lebananon, then so be it.

    66. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh. Don't need him either. We've got Liam Neeson.

    67. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Are you fucking insane? Or one of those hardcore American evangelical Christians

      What do you mean "or"?

      --
      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    68. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason we don't hit NK is that they have enough low-tech artillery pointed at Seoul that they could level the entire city in less than 5 minutes. There is no way any military force in the world could take out enough of the NK artillery sites, fast enough, that Seoul wouldn't become a smoking crater.

    69. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh! Don't forget that we have, what, 30,000 US troops within plain sight and range of those same artillery batteries. Within 5 minutes, more US soldier would die than in Iraq and Afghanistan in the last 12 years.

    70. Re:So what does the world do about it? by DeadCatX2 · · Score: 1

      Donwulff said 20,000 km, but being that he is probably not from America, used . as a group separator instead of ,

      --
      :(){ :|:& };:
    71. Re:So what does the world do about it? by Clsid · · Score: 1

      That was autocorrection, lol. It was supposed to be Gangnam.

  16. Start betting on where it'll land? by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    Not sure if there would be time to deploy the military shuttle thing... especially if this satellite starts dragging on the upper atmosphere.

    The betting pool is now open as to where it'll re-enter. At 100kg or so, I'm not certain it'll survive the trip back down, but bits of it might.

    --
    Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
    1. Re:Start betting on where it'll land? by crazyprogrammer · · Score: 4, Funny

      is the taco bell target still in the pacific? Mir didn't hit it but I still want that free burrito!

      --
      "the fax machine is nothing but a waffle iron with a phone attached to it." - Grandpa Simpson
    2. Re:Start betting on where it'll land? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope it lands back in North Korea so its citizens can get some return on their investment.

    3. Re:Start betting on where it'll land? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not sure if there would be time to deploy the military shuttle thing...

      By amazing coincidence, they just launched the "military shuttle thing" -

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2246629/U-S-military-sends-mystery-space-drone-orbit---STILL-wont-tell-mission-be.html

      --
      If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
    4. Re:Start betting on where it'll land? by gagol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I feel bad for those poor people, lets focus on precisely crash on Kim Jung Un.

      --
      Tomorrow is another day...
    5. Re:Start betting on where it'll land? by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      i'd be impressed if he'd managed to beat the capability out of his poor engineers. i'm not sure it can precisely do anything, given it was launched on a few cans with a bastardized scud missile as a second stage.

    6. Re:Start betting on where it'll land? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the US gives up all its nukes and long range missiles (and stops invading other countries) then i'll start pointing fingers at north Korea, till then you can hardly blame them (well stupid ignorant Americans find it easy, but the rest of us who think for our selves find it pretty hard)

    7. Re: Start betting on where it'll land? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Please don't link to the Daily Fail, it makes you look like a moron

    8. Re:Start betting on where it'll land? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I feel bad for those poor people, lets focus on precisely crash on Kim Jung Un.

      But that won't help anyone, the next Kim will simply take power. What would help would be a direct hit on a member of Chinese government; maybe then they would rein in their puppet.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    9. Re: Start betting on where it'll land? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please don't link to the Daily Fail...

      I'll bet you type "Micro$loth", too? How old are you? 14?

    10. Re:Start betting on where it'll land? by KZigurs · · Score: 1

      X37 launched yesterday...

  17. I thought it's "Chinese satellite out of control" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As in "North Korea is a Chinese satellite" that goes "out of control", often when it seems to suit Chinese interests.

    I don't even know why the US bothers negotiating with North Korea. About the only two things the US can do to North Korea is

    1. Bribe 'em - which really is a counterproductive way to prevent misbehavior, as it just encourages more misbehavior
    2. Bomb 'em - just plain counterproductive

    Serious.

    Let Japan, South Korea, and to a lesser extent Taiwan and Russia work to make North Korea behave. Japan and Taiwan in particular can make the Chinese jerk North Korea to heel pretty quickly - just threaten to openly field nuclear weapons. You'd better believe the threat of a nuclear Taiwan would get Beijing knickers in a huge knot in about half a millisecond. Japan, not so much, but even so a nuclear Japan would do a lot to knock back Chinese influence in east Asia.

  18. X-37B timing? by andydread · · Score: 2

    One has to wonder if the Air-Force's X-37B kinda gave it a nudge.

    1. Re:X-37B timing? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      One has to wonder if the Air-Force's X-37B kinda gave it a nudge.

      Ssh, we're not supposed to admit those exist yet.

      --
      -- Tigger warning: This post may contain tiggers! --
    2. Re:X-37B timing? by epyT-R · · Score: 3, Funny

      pff.. why when they can just send up the X302 to blow it out of the sky?

    3. Re:X-37B timing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that won't "blow it out of the sky." It will "blow it into little chunks in the sky," increasing the chances that it will take out important shit.

    4. Re:X-37B timing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pff.. why when they can just send up the X302 to blow it out of the sky?

      They are still working on the X301 and we all know how that flight will end up.

    5. Re:X-37B timing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then why did the USA let you know about its existence and exactly when it was going to launch?

    6. Re:X-37B timing? by Dr+La · · Score: 1

      They are in completely different orbits: so no.

      --
      Ceterum censeo Carthaginem delendam esse
  19. Worst part by ildon · · Score: 1

    We can't shoot it down or destroy it without risking an international incident.

    1. Re:Worst part by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      But we could accidentally hit during a test of our anti-satellite rockets...

      "On the morning of Thursday December 13 and 4am, a test of our SM-3 missile defense system tumbled out of control right into the ballistic path of the recently launched North Korean satellite. We would like to extend out sincerest apologies to the North Korean government."

      --
      "His name was James Damore."
    2. Re:Worst part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You can shoot it down as long as you don't talk about it. The Norks hardly have any radar tracking that wasn't purchased bolted onto a Soviet SAM.

    3. Re:Worst part by epyT-R · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh noes.. the UN might write us a letter telling us how angry they are..

    4. Re:Worst part by rwise2112 · · Score: 1

      Oh noes.. the UN might write us a letter telling us how angry they are..

      .. but .. but - it'll be sternly worded

      --

      "For every expert, there is an equal and opposite expert"
  20. the sat is not out of control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NKorea Satellite is not out of control - they are just testing maneuver in space....yeah, that's it :)

  21. Here's the Apocalypse in Motion by devphaeton · · Score: 0

    On 12/12/12, the wheels were set in motion for the 12/21/12 Apocalypse.

    A chain reaction of low-orbit and geostationary satellite collisions cause flaming satellite debris to rain down from the sky in a cataclysmic event. Now that Twinkies have been phased out, not even cockroaches have survived.

    --


    do() || do_not(); // try();
    1. Re:Here's the Apocalypse in Motion by camperdave · · Score: 1

      There's no such thing as the 21st month.

      --
      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
    2. Re:Here's the Apocalypse in Motion by omnichad · · Score: 1

      And there's no such thing as multiple date formats worldwide. Least of which is seeing an American format date on a US-centric web site.

  22. Could be worse by future+assassin · · Score: 2

    they might Need Another Seven Astronauts.

    --
    by TheSpoom (715771) Uncaring Linux user here. I have nothing to add to this but please continue. *munches popcorn*
    1. Re:Could be worse by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      "uhh huhuhuh and that was the first time a teacher was shot into space. huhuhuhuh"
      "that was cool heheheh"

  23. http://www.n2yo.com/?s=39026 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I checked. It doesn't look like it's tumbling now. False alarm, nothing to see here, move along ---

    ----aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! What's that thing hurtling towards m

  24. I think what you mean is: by Lord_of_the_nerf · · Score: 1

    "Rejoice, for the Supreme Leader's weaponized satellite is close to striking a blow against western oppression."

  25. Nice try by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just another one of those times where the rest of the world pats North Korea on the head, and says, "Nice try, champ. You'll get 'em next time."

    Is anyone taking them seriously?

  26. Blast it out of the sky by AlanS2002 · · Score: 1

    Problem solved.

    --
    Not all conservatives are stupid,
    but it is true that most stupid people are conservative.
    - Hume
  27. Re:I thought it's "Chinese satellite out of contro by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    Taiwan = China

  28. Do the F-15s still come with ASATs? by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1
    --
    Mostly random stuff.
    1. Re:Do the F-15s still come with ASATs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Go back and re-read the article. The program was ended in 1988. And the example in the Smithsonian would have an inert motor. However the US Navy has a number of Aegis-equipped destroyers with SM-3 missiles http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SM-3 . The SM3 was designed for ABM use but has a limited anti-satellite capability. Successful intercepts have been demonstrated to at least ~250km http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-satellite_weapon#United_States 500 km would much harder to reach (more energy required in the boost rocket) and the resulting debris would remain in orbit for along time. So not a good idea.

  29. my car/house insurance... by RedHackTea · · Score: 0

    doesn't insure debris from North Korean satellites... <[:'(-|-<

    --
    The G
  30. Why not use our hidden mil space shuttle to catch by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    I'm kind of wondering whey we don't use one of the NSA space shuttles ... pardon me, "test" vehicles that don't exist ... to capture it and bring it safely down to Earth.

    Or would I be breaking Super Secret Double Probation by admitting the vehicles we launched do exist?

    Cause if the death satellite crashes on Seattle or Vancouver or NYC there's going to be a lot of fired NSA people.

    --
    -- Tigger warning: This post may contain tiggers! --
  31. best post by hurfy · · Score: 4, Funny

    from the article after someone makes a prediction of it crashing somewhere.

    One of the follow-ups: " I predict it will crash into a Mayan temple in 9 days "

    You guys have a tough bar to reach in comments this time :)

    1. Re:best post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need to bring Bruce Willis out of retirement to stop the satellite from crashing into the Mayan facility otherwise the Mayan dark matter reactor would overload and bring about the end of the world.

  32. And this... by Orcris · · Score: 0

    ...is why poor countries shouldn't have rocket technology.

  33. My apologies by pla · · Score: 4, Funny

    Figures, Best Korea would launch a satellite with a bad attitude.

    Pity, Japan's having pitching a fit over NK's poor angle of attack, but y'all just need to get over it - NK clearly has no inclination to just roll over and take it!

    1. Re:My apologies by Tackhead · · Score: 1

      Figures, Best Korea would launch a satellite with a bad attitude. Pity, Japan's having pitching a fit over NK's poor angle of attack, but y'all just need to get over it - NK clearly has no inclination to just roll over and take it!

      I've seen PR flacks spin before, but never seen the efforts land so flat. It's clear that you get mad props for trying!

    2. Re:My apologies by pla · · Score: 1

      I've seen PR flacks spin before

      Whoosh!

    3. Re:My apologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >spin before
      >land so flat
      Double-whoosh?

    4. Re:My apologies by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      No mod points at moment - but awesome! I hope you're playing all week :)

    5. Re:My apologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >spin before

      >land so flat

      Double-whoosh?

      Ah, indeed! Well played, sir... Well played!

  34. Interesting by Huntr · · Score: 1

    I read in the thread about the launch how development of tech like the launch rocket are the only way for the Norks to keep the US from fucking with them.

    Commenter never specified whether it was through fear or from being doubled over in laughter.

    1. Re:Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It gives DPRK the ability to change the global balance of power: Fire off the Kessler Syndrome where nobody can launch anything past atmosphere, and then there will be no space race, and everyone will be competing on the sub-orbital front (ICBMs)

      This also encourages other countries which have nothing but repression behind their name to do the same thing... send up a satellite spreading sand clouds into various orbits, and that effectively denies space for everyone for centuries.

    2. Re:Interesting by gagol · · Score: 1

      Original commenter here: laughter, definitely laughter.

      --
      Tomorrow is another day...
  35. All as planned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was all planned by NK to disrupt other countries satellite, while feigning innocence.

  36. China by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

    Maybe it will land in China and inspire them to do something a little more drastic about North Korea.

  37. What goes around, comes around by BeerCat · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In the original space race, when the Soviets launched a satellite, it was seen in the west as a proxy for an ICBM - the (correct) theory being, that a nation firing a sub-orbital rocket was "interesting", while a nation launching an orbital craft meant they could, potentially, hit "anywhere" (subject to orbital inclination and other similar factors)

    Now that the Soviet Union has fallen, to be replaced by "friendly" (yeah, right) Russia, other nations can launch satellites with impunity (China, India etc). Most of them are, if not "friendly" to the west, are at least "not complete and utter fruitbats" (that's a technical term BTW).

    North Korea (DPRK), though, is still transitioning from the "complete and utter fruitbat" of Kim Jong-Il to Kim Jong-Un, so that, at this stage, it is hard to say whether the new Dear Leader's plans for satellites are peaceful or not.

    Assumption 1: it is peaceful, so an out of control satellite is, as USA, Russia and several others have found out, merely an expensive mistake
    Assumption 2: it is deliberately provocative, (we launch a satellite, so an ICBM is easier), so an out of control satellite is... well what, exactly?

    Let's not forget that part of DPRK's posturing is directed inwards - their recent "nuclear accident" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryanggang_explosion) - to quote wiki "No neighboring nations have claimed any detection of radioactive isotopes characteristic of a nuclear explosion.", even though their news media hinted it as such, means that even an unsuccessful satellite will still be seen as a "we are a major power" - when broadcast to those in DPRK

    So... where from here? DPRK joins the space race. That is still a concern. Does it matter that the satellite failed? Only if it was intended to be "just a satellite" If it was a "proof of concept" for an ICBM, then a wonky orbit is still an orbit

    --
    "She's furniture with a pulse"
    1. Re:What goes around, comes around by Solandri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whatever it is, it's not a weather satellite. Those are put into geosynchronous or geostationary orbits (west to east with slight inclination or directly over the equator with zero inclination), so they'll have the same view of the Earth all the time. e.g. If India launches a weather satellite, they want it hanging over India 24/7 so, y'know, it'll show them pictures of the weather over India all the time. Because geosynchronous orbits are so much higher (42,000 km), they require a lot more energy than low earth orbit (150-300 km).

      The North Korean satellite is in a polar orbit (north to south). You only put stuff into those highly inclined orbits if you want to maximize coverage of the Earth's surface - typically a spy satellite, though NASA's Landsat satellites are also in highly inclined orbits. The loiter time over any one spot on Earth is short, typically with a ~24 hour gap between flyovers (the Earth rotates underneath a stable orbit). Meaning without a communications satellite network or an array of receiving stations spanning the globe, you're only in communications with the satellite for a few minutes every 24 hours. But you do get coverage of the entire globe. Unless something went wildly wrong with the launch, this orbit was intentional since the spent stages fell towards the south-southwest. Most countries' early launches are to the east since you get free energy from the Earth's rotation if you launch in that direction.

    2. Re:What goes around, comes around by Strider- · · Score: 5, Informative

      Whatever it is, it's not a weather satellite. Those are put into geosynchronous or geostationary orbits (west to east with slight inclination or directly over the equator with zero inclination), so they'll have the same view of the Earth all the time. e.g. If India launches a weather satellite, they want it hanging over India 24/7 so, y'know, it'll show them pictures of the weather over India all the time. Because geosynchronous orbits are so much higher (42,000 km), they require a lot more energy than low earth orbit (150-300 km).

      Actually, no. Much of the weather observations are done from polar orbiting satellites in low orbit. This allows them to have a much more detailed view of the earth and its weather systems then if you're geo-stationary. To put it in perspective, from geo-synchronous orbit, the earth is a sphere about 17 degrees wide. This is roughly the size of a basketball held out at arm's length. Sure you can see large scale weather patterns (Hurricanes and so forth) but it doesn't tell you about much about local conditions. This is where NOAA's POES satellites, as well as the ones from other nations are intended for. They are put into exactly the same type of sun-synchronous orbit as the NK launch.

      --
      ...si hoc legere nimium eruditionis habes...
    3. Re:What goes around, comes around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you talking about? Sun-synchronous satellites are extremely common for weather satellites. Please read about NPP, the A-Train, and POES before spouting off crap like this. Geostationary is useful as well, but much more science can be done when close to the earth.

    4. Re:What goes around, comes around by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Whatever it is, it's not a weather satellite.Those are put into geosynchronous or geostationary orbits (west to east with slight inclination or directly over the equator with zero inclination)...

      You better tell NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) that their satellites are in the wrong orbit. Instead of being in polar orbits where they can monitor the atmosphere, cloud cover, and ocean temperatures of the entire planet, they need to be parked next to the communications satellites so that they can interfere with TV broadcasts.

      --
      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
    5. Re:What goes around, comes around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The orbit isn't that telling. Global weathering monitoring is a combination of both geosynchronous and low earth orbit satellites. International agencies will share data to create a more complete picture. You can read more about it here: http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2012/20121211_poesandsandy.html

      The coverage of your sensors is complex problem that is influenced by the orbit, sensor characteristics, and the nature of what you're measuring. I think a far more telling analysis comes from an actual picture:
      http://au.ibtimes.com/articles_slideshows/325653/20120410/north-korea-planning-third-nuclear-test-invites-journalists-to-rocket-launch-site__5.htm

      Assuming that's the real article, it doesn't appear to be particularly advanced. Do you see that large horizontal cylindrical part on the top? It's certainly either a star tracker or some type of camera. It's also a comparable size to commercial star trackers that have multiple hertz spin rates. Also, the visible sides are featureless except for solar cells. Plus, I can't see any hinges or indications of deployable features. That suggests to me that it's spin stabilized using a heavy momentum wheel with a camera that scans in a circle perpendicular to the Earth. If it's a star tracker, it's for looking into space and knowing the satellite's orientation. If it's a regular camera, it's for looking at the Earth which allows for several kinds of measurements...and spying. North Korea claims it has three axis attitude control, but it doesn't really look like it. Furthermore, the real reason for the high inclination could very well be an engineering one: sun-synchronous orbits minimize time in eclipse and thus have more power available to them.

      I think the truth is in the middle, like a lot of good science. The real reason this is happening is for the military value and the science is the frosting on top. It seems like the satellite could give good data on crops/natural resources. But at the end of the day, this was an ICBM and space technologies test.

    6. Re:What goes around, comes around by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      You're mixing tv satellites with weather satellites..
      if it has a camera and points at earth and is anywhere up there.. it's a weather sat.

      and.. they put it as high as they could.

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    7. Re:What goes around, comes around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not call it a space race. Jogging the 100M while other people are sprinting marathons isn't much of a comparison.

    8. Re:What goes around, comes around by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Instead of calling it a failure, why not call it learning one way not to launch a satellite?

  38. Now witness the power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of this fully unarmed and out-of-control battle... Satellite?

  39. Stop with the sentionalist crap already by Cochonou · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All right, calling the rocket launch a "weapon test" was not totally uncalled for, because we all know that space rocket technology is dual use by nature, and can result in the development of ballistic missiles.
    But this...
    The satellite is just a small spacecraft on a polar low earth orbit. It seems its attitude control system has failed, this is why it tumbles around. It's not the first example of a failed satellite on low earth orbit... and it's not because it is tumbling that its trajectory has become unpredictable. It will just decay in the atmosphere and burn before reaching the ground, as most low earth orbit satellites do at the end of their life. Controlled re-entries are rare, except for massive objects such as the Mir space station.

  40. Re:I thought it's "Chinese satellite out of contro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Wrong

  41. Korean electronic garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The satellite must have been manufactured by LG or Samsung.

    1. Re:Korean electronic garbage by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking the onboard computer is probably using a version of Windows Mobile...

    2. Re:Korean electronic garbage by Miseph · · Score: 1

      So in another year or two Apple will launch one with a sexy monochrome, art deco design and a splashy ad campaign that will do basically the same thing, but look cool while doing it, and in a few months time everyone will remember that it came first?

      An interesting idea.

      --
      Try not to take me more seriously than I take myself.
    3. Re:Korean electronic garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're way behind the times. The current accepted dis is that "It's running the new iOS 6 maps app"

    4. Re:Korean electronic garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're talking about North Korea, it'll be running a secondhand copy of Windows 95.

    5. Re:Korean electronic garbage by mic0e · · Score: 1

      Actually, NK developed their own GNU/Linux distributions. http://rt.com/news/north-korea-cyber-weapon/?fullstory Please don't be irritated by the sensational title - that's a real problem with news sites these days, even here on slashdot. For example, see this article.

  42. What are the chances? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are the chances of accidentally hitting another satellite? According to the article, there's only one such case recorded, in 2009, when an American satellite launched in 1997 hit a decomissioned Russian satellite launched in 1993. That'd indicate the chances of a collision might not be astronomically low, even when the satellites are working as expected; anyone with a better space background than me care to make an educated guess of the odds?

  43. What if? by Dartz-IRL · · Score: 1

    What if we had a reuseable spacecraft with a large enough cargo area and crew capacity to go up there and grab the thing before it causes havoc, stick it in its cargo bay and fly it back and see what it actually is...

    Wouldn't something like that be dead handy?

    --
    So there I was, scribbling down some notes off the PC screen by hand, when I reached for the keyboard and Ctrl-S'd.
    1. Re:What if? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be, but we're too busy paying child support on millions of children whose creation we had nothing to do with.

    2. Re:What if? by sysrammer · · Score: 0

      What if we had a reuseable spacecraft with a large enough...snip...Wouldn't something like that be dead handy?

      Assuming that this is a disguised lament over the retirement of the shuttles: With both a calculated and displayed failure rate of over 2%, I'd have to agree. Keeping a shuttle around for neato stuff like this would end up with some astrofolks being "handily dead".

      --
      His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere. - Mark Twain
  44. Right on Target by Venner · · Score: 1

    I love how the yellow line on the satellite-tracker here crosses within a few yards of my house on full zoom.

    Having a satellite crash into my home would not make my day. Having a North Korean satellite crash into my home would not make the North Koreans' day, once Washington got involved. Hopefully it'll just splash down into the ocean or burn up on reentry.

    --
    A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with.
    1. Re:Right on Target by Wiener · · Score: 1

      Having a North Korean satellite crash into my home would not make the North Koreans' day, once Washington got involved.

      Dude, if it landed on a public company's headquarters then D.C. would be pissed and invade but landing on a private citizen's home? Not so much. In fact, they'd probably write retroactive legislation so your insurance company didn't have to pay you and suffer the loss of profit.

    2. Re:Right on Target by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      the satellite-tracker here

      If this is right, the satellite is losing altitude at about a mile per minute and will begin reentry about 7:45 GMT.

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    3. Re:Right on Target by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Having a North Korean satellite crash into my home would not make the North Koreans' day, once Washington got involved.

      There would be many angry words and maybe a cut in food aid. More than that risks South Korea turning into a sea of blood before anyone can get far enough north to stop that happening.

    4. Re:Right on Target by scared+masked+man · · Score: 0

      The relevant local government could sent the DPRK a littering fine, if only for the entertainment value of sending a large number of bureaucrats running in circles trying to figure out what the diplomatic implications are if you want to take an unrecognised government's agency to court.

    5. Re:Right on Target by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      If this is right, the satellite is losing altitude

      It's wrong. The altitude is the same today as yesterday but the javascript widget only counts down, and quickly.

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
  45. This is a job for either for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Team America or the Film Actors Guild.

  46. Re:I thought it's "Chinese satellite out of contro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't you mean: Wong?

  47. Re: Better Question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't we just nudge it into a stable orbit, then use it as political capital to help foster 'peaceful' relations with NK, so that Murdoch will be able to legally use NK labor to produce entertainment for his umbrella of media endeavors? :)

  48. It isn't going "any which way". by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    "Tumbling" means they lack attitude control. It is still in a predictable polar orbit. And while any addition to the amount of junk in orbit is undesireable it is not "very dangerous".

    Though North Korea is governed by scumbags, I congratulate the engineers who did this on the achievement of orbiting a satellite with such limited resources and commiserate with them over the loss of attitude control. They have as much right to put things in orbit as anyone else. Fuck the UN.

    --
    Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
  49. Re: Better Question... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2

    Why don't we just nudge it into a stable orbit, then use it as political capital to help foster 'peaceful' relations with NK, so that Murdoch will be able to legally use NK labor to produce entertainment for his umbrella of media endeavors? :)

    Nah, let's just nudge it so it crashes on Murdoch instead.

    --
    -- Tigger warning: This post may contain tiggers! --
  50. im biting my pinky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i want a million er billion dollars....

    and was funny here is the domino affect be damn hilarious if this caused world wide outages by pinball like actions ROFL
    all ihave to say is suckers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  51. Down in in less than 4 hours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at the map, it's losing a mile of altitude in roughly 45 seconds...
    So Current altitude 346 Miles, times 45 seconds gives you 15,570 max seconds of life. Converts into 4.325 Hours of life on a straight line basis. I'm betting on half that.

    1. Re:Down in in less than 4 hours by PPH · · Score: 1

      I was hoping for Dec 21.

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
  52. Re:I thought it's "Chinese satellite out of contro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No Taiwan = Taiwan, China = mainland China, hope this helps straighten you out.

  53. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your washington is broke .... the 80's called it wanted star wars back

  54. wargames by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    North Korea first strike = loser North Korea

    1. Re:wargames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really ? Seriously ? They've just learned to put a rocket in space and get "something" out there, a year ago they couldn't, next year their sattellites won't spin out of control. We've seen this story before with Japan, China, India, Iran ... People never learn.

  55. A: Strike Back. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not the world's nicest people? What is that, a clever example of litotes? The 200,000 imprisoned North Koreans are in hell. Too bad for them NK isn't well supplied with oil or we, the US -- who have the will and means when it suits us -- would have taken their little piss ass country over by now, which'd be the best thing possible for those poor bastards. One can only hope this is the opening we need. This has nothing to do with religion, just the basic human rights denied all NK citizens. So yeah, take 'em out, which translates to: let them eat and have opinions and live without the fear of torture.

    1. Re:A: Strike Back. by russotto · · Score: 1

      If it weren't for the Chinese, the US would have wiped out the North Korean government and installed our own kinder and gentler dictatorship (really!) back in the 50s. Oil or no oil.

  56. And may god help you if that carried the Spice Cha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And may god help you if that carried the Spice Channel.

  57. Tracking stations by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You mean that the isolated nation of North Korea doesn't have a network of tracking stations that can keep the contact with the satellite over its orbital path? I am shocked...

    By the way, I dislike NK as much as anyone here, maybe a bit more as I have relatives in Japan, but nothing would ne more dangerous than underestimating them. Their second attempt at a 3 stage rocket put a satellite into orbit. If I am not mistaken, this is one of the cleanest record of any space power. Losing just one rocket is incredible.

    Building satellites is hard and the objective of this launch is unknown (unless you are willing to believe the weather-satellite-on-a-perfect-spy-orbit fable). The lack of details makes it hard to know how much of a failure this really is. If they fear it becomes a durable debris, it means it is not currently on an unstable orbit.

    NK has about 50 nukes and satellite launching abilities. It is not a laughing stock. It is a major problem for the world. Just laughing is silly. This kind of news seems to say "Haha, what clowns, we can't do anything about them so let's just mock them"

    --
    The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
    1. Re:Tracking stations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're such a tool, please end your self.

    2. Re:Tracking stations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50 nukes? Ha ha ha! Nice try.

    3. Re:Tracking stations by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Sorry, the estimation is 12 to 23. The figure I had in mind was the estimation for 2016 : http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9487574/North-Korea-could-have-fuel-for-48-nuclear-weapons-by-2015.html

      --
      The Wise adapts himself to the world. The Fool adapts the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the Fool.
    4. Re:Tracking stations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To swing it back the other other way, yes they have non-trivial capabilities, they are also treading well worn ground with 50 years of public record to work with.

      Building a nuke is hard. Building a nuke with 70 years of published research and readily available instructions? Less hard.

      Putting something into orbit is hard, but considering venture capital can build space modules and other powers have a mini-cooper sized rover on a foreign planet, please temper the relative difficulty against how much easier it is to follow than to lead.

  58. North Korean news spin about the spin by Grayhand · · Score: 4, Funny

    North Korean succeeds again, our new satellite is able to spin faster than any imperialist satellites and is expected to make a triumphant return any second now.

  59. war by 101percent · · Score: 1

    So if this crashes into my house, would that be an act of war?

    1. Re:war by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      According to your insurance, it would probably be an act of God. Whether that again constitutes an act of war of God against you remains open. Given the general destructive nature of acts of God, the guy should probably be at least on a terrorism watch list by now.

      --
      Ubi solitudinem faciunt, pacem appellant.
  60. More US propaganda. by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    I have to point out that:
    1. No one in US has any way to determine if that satellite is or is not on intended orbit, unless orbit deteriorates (and then no one would care).
    2. The source is mentioned as unnamed "US officials", what can just as well mean "CIA propaganda writers" (well, they are US officials... formally).

    --
    Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
  61. Out of Control by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    reflects the personality of N.K. leadership

  62. Damn you! by PPH · · Score: 1

    Most countries' early launches are to the east since you get free energy from the Earth's rotation if you launch in that direction.

    You've just given the enemy key technical information that will allow them to succeed the next time.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  63. Debris Field is Debris Shield by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check the physics people.

    The 'Debris Field' can be a very effective Shield !

    No need of a new 20 Trillion US Dollars (in 2012 valuation) NASA project to protect the Earth.

    We already have protection ! :)

    This is good news.

  64. Irony by PPH · · Score: 1

    It looks like it will stay up just long enough to fall on .....

    Pyonyang.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  65. Well, that's about right by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Their entire country is out of control.

  66. Looking over their calculations it seems. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They missed this -

  67. Crosslink with NORAD by neonfrog · · Score: 1

    If this thing takes out Santa, my kid's gonna be pissed!

    --

    I'm thinking about it, therefore I might be.

  68. What do you expect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those koreans with their slanty eyes are probablly lucky enough they can see to build a car let alone anything else.

  69. About that secret mission... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee, that secret mission military space plane was well timed wasn't it? Our guys got up there, got the satellite, studied it, and then knocked it out of orbit.
    North Korea isn't allowed to have orbiting satellites because we say so.

  70. What is with the HYPE??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a time when /. was full of technical discussions. Arguments about Linux kernel features. Huge fights over the math behind the Alcubierre drive.

    Now /. is posting crap from Gizmodo. Who made up a story about the danger from a failed satellite. Between the US, USSR (back then), Russia (now), EU, and who ever I'm forgetting there have been more tumbling satellites than I can easily count. And yet this one is the end of the world.

    NK isn't a nice country. They are dangerous and trying to be more dangerous. But a 100 kg satellite isn't going to destroy the world. Or even many other satellites.

    I miss old /.. Back when the posts actually had science in them instead of hype. I miss Cmdr. T. Never thought I'd say that.

  71. By Canada by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not only that but this is probably the only instance where Canada was better armed than the US.

    1. Re:By Canada by electron+sponge · · Score: 1, Funny

      Not only that but this is probably the only instance where Canada was better armed than the US.

      And just like in nearly every other area, Canada's efforts would have been utterly useless had America not done the heavy lifting. Great, thanks for Canadarm. There's no way we could have possibly manufactured such a modern marvel as that here in the US. We're just clueless pikers and you geniuses north of us are obviously our superiors in every way. Thank god for Canada, or we'd all be lost. It's called throwing you a bone, the least you could do is show gratitude instead of acting like you lot actually did something, because you didn't.

      Do we have to be reminded nearly every time the shuttle is discussed that Canada built the arm? Is there some sort of CanCon regulation that when a Canadian sees the Space Shuttle mentioned they are obligated to bring up the arm, the same way that Canadian radio stations are forced to play Rush or Neil Young once an hour?

      Familiarity breeds contempt.

    2. Re:By Canada by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 3, Funny

      We're just clueless pikers and you geniuses north of us are obviously our superiors in every way. Thank god for Canada, or we'd all be lost. It's called throwing you a bone, the least you could do is show gratitude instead of acting like you lot actually did something, because you didn't.

      For failing to comprehend the True Cosmological Glory that is Canada, you are hereby sentenced to be (appropriately enough) torn limb from limb by the newest Canadian space-robot, Dextre the Magnificent.

      --
      Tedious Bloggy Stuff - hooray?
  72. The Wikipedia entry even say by aliquis · · Score: 2

    "As part of its mission goals, the X-37 was designed to rendezvous with friendly satellites to refuel them, or to replace failed solar arrays using a robotic arm. Its payload could also support Space Control (Defensive Counter-Space, Offensive Counter-Space), Force Enhancement and Force Application systems.[10] An early requirement for the spacecraft called for a delta-v of 7,000 mph (3.1 km/s) to change its orbit.[11]"
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_X-37

  73. IT IS TUMBLING.... by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 1

    ....Gangnam Style!

  74. Not really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it's not rotating about one of its stable principle axes, then its angular velocity vector is going change (in a very uncontrolled way) relative to its principle axis. So it won't be rotating about just one axis.

    Check out the following video to see what that means:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XALe27bnUm8

    You can do a similar thing with a hardcover book held shut with a rubber band. Toss the book up -- spinning it around either its longest or shortest axis, and it will continue to spin around that axis in a very controlled way. However, if you toss the book up while spinning it about its middle sized axis, then it's going to tumble out of control. Good luck catching it...

  75. So why is this satellite special? by mic0e · · Score: 1

    I do not see anything that would make this satellite different from the thousands of other defunct satellites - there is far worse stuff up there, such as satellites containing nuclear reactors (!) or plutonium RTGs. Furthermore, TFA, especially the Gizmo article, contains statements or implications which are simply wrong. The /. summary picks them up, as well as most of the commenters. And they should be technically adept people... However, a failure (or complete lack?) of attitude control does in no way mean the satellite's orbit is 'unstable', 'unpredictable' or 'changing'. The satellite is and stays where it was placed by its rocket, and if it was placed in LEO, declines (as every other object in LEO, such as the ISS) within a fairly predictable timeframe until it disintegrates in the atmosphere. (Hopefully) nobody would be as stupid to give their satellite active propulsion and program it to 'fire its engines randomly when tumbling out of control'. Anyway, I highly doubt the satellite has any attitude control or even propulsion built-in at all - just take a look at the Sputnik and Explorer missions, which did not even have an energy source; they just started 'tumbling out of control by design', and transmitted data until their batteries ran out. However, of course the statement that the satellite was thought for earth monitoring, which is basically confirmed by the fact it was launched into (and will stay in) sun-synchronous orbit would imply it has some sort of attitude control, since it would require some sort of CCD chip to be earth-faced.

  76. App down by PPH · · Score: 1

    The tracking app linked from the Gizmodo site isn't responding at the moment. Perhaps the NK satellite landed on their data center.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  77. My condolences.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to express my condolences to the recent execution of certain disloyal rocket scientists in the glorious people's republic. Rest assured that the next three generations of their families will be taken care of in Camp 14.

  78. NK: "Umm.... we ment to do that" by issicus · · Score: 1

    yup.

  79. FUD by mbone · · Score: 1

    There is a big dose of FUD here. There are thousands of defunct satellites, and pieces thereof, up there. The chances of something out of control hitting something is very small. Now, it would be bad if it blew up, turning into thousands of pieces, but just by itself it is no big deal.

  80. Based on my calculations, it'll start coming do... by Yheti · · Score: 1

    Based on my calculations, it'll start coming down North East off Greenland at around 8:20am Eastern Standard Time this morning... It should be at about 50km altitude at which point the atmosphere will cause it to start burning up, so it'll probably fall in the Greenland sea.

  81. I don't get it by bfandreas · · Score: 2

    I don't understand what the problem is? Shooting satellites into space and keeping them in orbit has been a solved problem for decades.
    North Korea should be able to do this. Rocket and satellite tech isn't that secret anymore. It's only a matter of engineering and money. They surely have the engineers and they have shown they can scrape together the money at the expense of their own people.

    --
    20 minutes into the future
    1. Re:I don't get it by TapeCutter · · Score: 2

      IIRC there are less than 15 nations who have the capability to launch a satellite and none of them achieved it entirely on their own. Knowing how to build an ICBM is quite different to actually building one, there's a whole host of prerequisite technologies that you need, a huge problem when you're an impoverished hermit nation.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    2. Re:I don't get it by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Most countries can develop their technology incrementally and do lots of sub-orbital test flights. Every time a North Korean child launches a stone from his slingshot neighbouring countries go onto high military alert and prepare to shoot it down, followed by complaining to the UN.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
  82. Re:Based on my calculations, it'll start coming do by jampola · · Score: 1

    If it was still losing altitude, which it isn't anymore. Been stable at around 500km for the best part of 10 minutes.

  83. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if North Korea is openly trying to attack Japan with rockets, but simply suck at it?

  84. Re:I thought it's "Chinese satellite out of contro by bfandreas · · Score: 1

    Depends on who you ask. Taiwan happily will not provoke China in any further way. What this could lead to would make Tibet look like a Sunday afternoon picknick.

    Diplomacy with NK only works via China. Best pick diplomats who can actually negotiate with them.

    --
    20 minutes into the future
  85. Re:Based on my calculations, it'll start coming do by Yheti · · Score: 1

    Yeah when I was watching it, it was in a steady decline over 10 mins, then it started going up when reaching 500.. I suppose I shouldn't be so quick to trust western media, haha.

  86. FUD by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    The satellite appears to be in a stable, nearly circular orbit. Perigee 505.3 km, apogee: 588.3 km. That's higher than the ISS. It's not going to re-enter any time soon. Good launch. Some idiot seems to have looked at a tracking site, saw that the altitude was decreasing, which happens for about half of each orbit, and made a big deal out of this.

    It's not clear that the satellite is out of control. Many satellites tumble during their early orbits, until attitude stabilization is commanded and achieved. Since North Korea doesn't have a worldwide network of tracking stations, they can only send commands when the satellite passes over their country. They may choose to let it orbit for a while and collect some telemetry data before trying to stabilize it. Assuming it's equipped for attitude stabilization. Early US and USSR satellites were not stabilized.

  87. Dear American Sheeple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have been successfully fed the Propaganda Spam by CIA and the Military Industrial Complex ! The Norks are a nasty, irrational threat who will nuke Los Angeles any time from now ! America is helpless against this threat and only some very expensive technology from Lockheed-Martin and Boeing is going to counter this. Of course, that must be augmented by some powerful and mega-expensive intel gathering technology from L3 and Raytheon. Let's remote analyze the piss of Mr Kim-o-dictator from 200 km height !

    More seriously, this little shit-country just shot a sat into space and they have every moral right to do that, just as much as India, Russia, China, Europe, Israel have.
    When they blow up a SK frigate you Merkins should blow up a NK frigate as retaliation. But this has NOTHING to do with their space efforts. NK has exactly the same right to do this as your American Nazi scientists had back then.

  88. Too much caffeine, Bob?... by rts008 · · Score: 1

    Familiarity breeds contempt.

    So you are Canadian?
    Anti-Canadian Canadian?
    Eh? *sarcasm

    Lighten up, dude.
    It was an appropriately On-topic comment in reply to the shuttle being armed.
    It was humour, really.

     

    --
    Down With Slashdot BETA!!! I've been around the corner and seen the oliphant; you can only abuse me from your perspecti
  89. Curse you imperialist revanchist running dogs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Our Starcraft's Glorious Interstellar Hyperdrive, powered by millions of eager and patriotic gerbils hand-raised by Our Dear Leader, was working perfectly until you jealously beamed the decadent cacophony of Lady Gaga at them. Look at the mess you've created. Shame on you.

  90. Re:Based on my calculations, it'll start coming do by Dr+La · · Score: 1

    With the current rate of decay and solar flux, the A & B object will decay about 2-3 months from now.

    --
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem delendam esse
  91. US Navy Aegis guided SM-3 missile can hit it by gelfling · · Score: 1

    They've repeatedly demonstrated just this ability to do so.

  92. This topic is sensationalist FUD by Dr+La · · Score: 1

    The OTP ought to cut severely in the hyperbole. There is very little (read: no) "bad news" in all of this. Most of what is brought up is FUD aimed at fooling people to think the North Koreans "failed" again (as crazy commies should). Truth is: this time they didn't.

    1) Tumbling does not increase the changes of a collision at all. It is completely irrelevant for the collision danger whether a satellite tumbles or not;

    2) Tumbling does not really influence the orbit (only in the final stages of decay it does). Indeed, it is completely unclear what is meant by a "stable orbit" here. ALL satellite orbits decay over time, so NONE of them is "stable". Probably, it is meant to imply that the Korean satellite has no reboosting capability. That is probably part of the design (many simpler satellites have no reboosting capability).

    Yes, maybe the Koreans have no control over the attitude of the object. But that doesn't matter much: nothwithstanding Korean claims of it being a "weather satellite" this was probably never meant to be a truely functioning satellite.

    The fact is that the North Koreans managed to successfully bring an object into earth orbit this time, and that in itself is an achievement. Whether you like them or not (and I don't like the North Koreans), those are the facts. No amount of spin and hyperbole about "danger" and "bad news" can take away that fact. This is all simply FUD.

    --
    Ceterum censeo Carthaginem delendam esse
  93. The cascade effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has been projected that one more exploding debris field of a destroyed satellite will cause a cascading effect that will wipe out all satellites as juk casues more and more collisions

  94. How Dare YOU by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..not to regurgitate the Official Line Of The American Reich ?

    America is by definition making the rules of who can shoot satellites into orbit and they have decided they can do this and they have decided NK does not have that right ? Can't you simply accept the divine rightfulness of Washington and Langley ?

    I assume you are one of these Information-Terrorists who Write Without License !

  95. Part of their strategy? by craigminah · · Score: 1

    Could this be part of North Korea's strategy? To put a satellite into an orbit, tumbling/apparently out of control, and conveniently in the path of something they want to destroy? It'd be difficult to calculate an orbit that would intersect with something (especially since North Korea probably still uses TRS-80's) but it'd be genius.

    In any case, I bet it's just tumbling in a FUBARed orbit due to lack of skills with launching and deploying stuff.

  96. Thunderbirds are Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5...4...3...

  97. It's Actually a Weather Satellite by Revotron · · Score: 1

    Dear Leader's 100% accurate forecast for the week of December 13th, 2012:

    High of 200C dropping to an occasional low of -200C in the shade
    Clear skies, good visibility, with an imaging resolution of .5 meters in South Korea
    35% chance of fatal orbital collision with nearby orbital bodies, with some minor nausea, vertigo, and spatial disorientation as we move into the evening.

    This has been another installment of Dear Leader's 100% Accurate Forecasts - remember, if it's not spot-on, then the round-eye imperialist Yankee pigs have sent their weather planes over our wonderful Best Korean homeland to change the skies and discredit Dear Leader!

  98. it will fall naturally, we just need to avoid it by Herve5 · · Score: 1

    Being in low orbit, it will definitely drift downwards quite quickly due to atmospheric drag (you need lots of fuel and manoeuvres to maintain low earth orbiting sats [LEO], contrary to the geostationary ones that OTOH "never fall").
    The issue here is rather that it'll piss off other users, that sometimes will be obliged to perform collision avoidance manoeuvres based on the (well-known) orbital parameters permanently updated by NORAD et al.*
    On each modern LEO sat there has been a fuel provision for this, for years, so even this isn't a great deal. It's just another burden for the ground control centres**...
    The only critical thing I see is what'll happen if the NK sat contains heavy and compact elements that may reach the ground while all the rest just burns.

    (*) When a dead russian sat killed a Globalstar two years ago, it was the accounting for this warning info that had misfunctioned

    (**) and even, I already see the guys coming back home: 'you know what? last night I had to perform a special manoeuvre to avoid the Mad Norrrrth Korrrean Satellite! Aren't you proud of your mate!'

    --
    Herve S.
  99. Gizmodo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why didn't you faggots link to http://www.n2yo.com/?s=39026 instead of linking to an even shiiter website than this one. Samzenpus is a fucking waste of life.

  100. Re:I thought it's "Chinese satellite out of contro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let Japan, South Korea, and to a lesser extent Taiwan and Russia work to make North Korea behave. Japan and Taiwan in particular can make the Chinese jerk North Korea to heel pretty quickly - just threaten to openly field nuclear weapons. You'd better believe the threat of a nuclear Taiwan would get Beijing knickers in a huge knot in about half a millisecond. Japan, not so much, but even so a nuclear Japan would do a lot to knock back Chinese influence in east Asia.

    Taiwan makes one peep about any military buildup, their name would be officially changed to "Uninhabitable Asian Wasteland #45-B" in about half a millisecond of Chinese military intervention. Japan would be asked, maybe in not quite the same words or attitude, if they, on their tiny island with horribly limited resources, had similar objections to the behavior of their trusted ally North Korea. Japan, suddenly realizing that decades of comics and cartoons directly suggesting the might a combination magical/sci-fi Japanese army of infinite strength and power granted to them by writers barely concealing a pathological desire to insert their own personal wish fulfillment fantasies in everything they write doesn't actually mean they HAVE such an army at hand and that China's army is so very very very very much bigger than theirs, has a much more difficult choice to make*. China then sends pictures of burned, disfigured Taiwanese faces — some caught in the very moment of raw terror of the realization of their own futile mortality — as well as videos of the efficiency of their "cleanup" crew sweeping through Uninhabitable Asian Wasteland #45-B fixing the various "unresolved issues" of an incomplete job. These pictures and videos are intended to hurry along Japan's choice.

    *: Go on! Diagram that sentence! I DARE you! I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER!

  101. My god they got also their first satellite weapon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My god they got also their first satellite weapon.
    Talking about multiple records.

  102. awesome! by MakersDirector · · Score: 0

    Reminds me of that game Pong!

  103. SCADA virus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the odds that the tumble was caused by a malfunctioning gyro that was incorrectly created thanks to a SCADA virus infecting an illegally procured CNC machine is? I would think it would be utterly in the security interest of the United States to Stuxnet the high precision manufacturing systems of North Korea.

  104. Capability and will by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    There's no way we could have possibly manufactured such a modern marvel as that here in the US.

    Correct - while you might have the technical capacity for some reason you lacked the will to do so. For example the US could have build the Superconducting Supercollider but chose not to leaving Europe to build the LHC. Having the capability to do a thing is only half the story, you also need the will to do it as well. Other countries like Canada and the EU have both the capability and the will to do these things so don't be surprised when we take the opportunities which the US is unwilling to seize itself.

  105. test comment by Ptolemarch · · Score: 1

    this comment is a test; please ignore

  106. test comment by Ptolemarch · · Score: 1

    this comment is a test; please ignore

  107. N. Korean Satellite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gosgog:

    Seems to me that I've read back when? that there were a couple of systems to destroy some of the garbage floating around in space. Can we not get rid of it. Also next time they want to try again lets either the U.S. or the Israelis knock 'em out of the Air now we have systems to do that.