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  1. Re:brave nerd on bleeding edge of wearable nerdine on Man Physically Assaulted At McDonald's For Wearing Digital Eye Glasses · · Score: 1

    The first battle between augmented and not?

    Bzzzzt! Sorry, thanks for playing.

    The first battle between an augmented human and not was when someone picked up a branch to augment the human's clownish teeth and nails. I believe 2001 has one artist's conceptualization.

    Kzinti: What are those flat teeth for?

    Human: Chewing bugs and nuts and leaves.

    Kzinti: What are those claws for? If you can call them that.

    Human: They are scoops for digging up bugs to eat.

    Kzinti: You suck!

    Human: Feeling jumpy, froggy? Jump. We are good at augmentation.

  2. Re:What is/are the race of the attackers? on Man Physically Assaulted At McDonald's For Wearing Digital Eye Glasses · · Score: 1

    > In a McDonald's in Paris

    Actually they were beating him up because he ordered a diet Coke instead of the nouveau beaujolais.

  3. Didn't get it. on Thirty Years of Clamshell Computing · · Score: 1

    In 1989 we looked into an SBIR for the military and it would run on a ruggedized Toshiba, which was like $10,000. Like a Compaq but you could tumble it around on the ground.

  4. "But who will NBC sell its half to?" on NBC Purchases MSNBC Rights From Microsoft · · Score: 1

    "Did the sale go through?"

    "Yes."

    "Finally! Now we can commence proper leftist bitching about Microsoft. God what an awful period of time."

  5. Re:It's all about who you know. on US "the Enemy" Says Dotcom Judge · · Score: 0

    I like playing devil's advocate -- A guy worth hundreds of millions is "a little guy". In other fora, mwny of you leftists would be bitching about him as an evil rich.

    Also, he got wealthy providing a trading house, like Napster, where the vast majority of the business was copyright violation, and he plays Sergeant Shultz, "I see nothing...nothing!"

  6. With enemies like that... on US "the Enemy" Says Dotcom Judge · · Score: 1

    The US is the enemy...because we don't want you getting our shows without paying for them? You just want friends with benefits without having to buy us dinner, first?

  7. Re:Contempt of Court? on Witness In Secret WikiLeaks Grand Jury Hearing Posts Transcript of Questioning · · Score: 2

    I thought secrecy was required afterwards, too, the reason being that people being investigated shouldn't be smeared by questions asked, should charges not be brought.

    Also, just asking questions could tip off some other suspect.

  8. Re:Treatmen woo! on Chemical That Affects Biological Clock Offers New Diabetes Treatment · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't you rather he just be able to take a pill?

    Many, many more people would live longer, more pleasant lives.

    Speaking of which, is there any way to take this drug now?

  9. Gorgeous prostitutes for both of us! on How the Inventors of Dragon Speech Recognition Technology Lost Everything · · Score: 1

    > the Bakers traded their company for $580 million in Lernout & Hauspie stock

    Sorry, at this point they should have carved off 10% for walking around money. Keep that in mind if this happens to you.

  10. Re:IAU? Haste? No way. on Is Pluto a Binary Planet? · · Score: 2

    The one reasonable definition, it's big enough to pull itself into a ball, would yield over 50 planets in our solar system alone.

    Even if the definition is that + it's in orbit around the sun and not a larger planet, you still have tons extra.

  11. Re:Error in TFA on Chemical That Affects Biological Clock Offers New Diabetes Treatment · · Score: 1

    A diagnosis can be by symptom, such as sugar in the blood or urine. This is not the same as what causes it.

    I still have a tough time telling if type II is the result of not enough insulin production or of insulin resistance.

    This study suggests another item, that the liver produces too much glucose. But would that still overwhelm your natural insulin? Wouldn't this just be part of the issue, even if true, with insulin resistance being the lion's share still?

  12. Re:don't get yer hopes up on Chemical That Affects Biological Clock Offers New Diabetes Treatment · · Score: 1

    Not completely true.

    There was a study where prisoners were fed a half-calorie diet. Some were fed it in the morning, the others in the evening.

    Both groups lost weight, but the ones fed it in the evening lost it more slowly.

  13. Re:don't get yer hopes up on Chemical That Affects Biological Clock Offers New Diabetes Treatment · · Score: 1

    Well, mere obesity and heart disease will be an improvement over obesity, heart disease, and diabetes. Sad but true.

    And maybe if you stop feeling like shit all the time...

  14. Re:Sounds intelligently Designed on Asteroid Crashes Likely Gave Earth Its Water · · Score: 1

    Actually, not frozen rocks in this case. That was the old theory.

    Here, the deuterium ratios match that found in chondrites from the inner solar system (they estimate the asteroid belt area), and that these then broke down, giving up oxygen and hydrogen, which then formed water.

  15. Re:Much better than Google's approach on MIT Creates Car Co-Pilot That Only Interferes If You're About To Crash · · Score: 2

    > There's not many obstacles to avoid up in the air.
    > On the road there's dozens of other cars all around you.
    >
    > (Score:5, Insightful) <========

    Thanks for the lol, people!

    (A few days ago at MIT) "Hey. Shouldn't we consider that there might be other cars on the road before we release?"

    "Oh, yeah! Duh!"

  16. Freakin' 'ey! on Star Wars Fans Fix Up Luke Skywalker's Home · · Score: 0

    Thank you!

    New for nerds! Stuff that matters!

  17. Sex on Bas Lansdorp Answers Your Questions About Going to Mars · · Score: 2

    Lots of it -- stinky, sweaty sex, built into the mission parameters.

  18. Re:No, it'll just be an OPTION on Will Speed Limits Inhibit Autonomous Car Adoption? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The rich always adopt new, expensive stuff first. LIKE CARS THEMSELVES YOU FREAKIN' HISTORICALLY IGNORANT CLASS WARFARE SAVAGE.

    Who do you think brought previously-expensive cars to the common man? A guy who wanted to be, and became, fabulously rich.

    What cars had nav systems in them for 5 years before high-end midline cars? Yup! Cars of the wealthy. I know, I freakin' built those things.

    God damm it, Mr. Da Peepul, put away that PC developed with trillions in private investment over the decades and go get a trabby from the junk yard and whine until your politician gives you a nav system and a robot driver.

    And finally, speed limits will go up because robot drivers will be much safer. I predict, fucking write it down, that big The People government types like you will lead the charge to outlaw human drivers as unsafe.

    WRITE IT DOWN.

  19. You'll do that anyway... on Feds: We Need Priority Access To Cloud Resources · · Score: 1

    For god's sake. If you need to crack a password to find the hidden atom bomb, just torture the bastard.

  20. Re:Facebook is a public place on Facebook Scans Chats and Posts For Criminal Activity · · Score: 1

    Almost certainly this is not because they are under direct pressure from government, but it is CYA against future lawsuits where they could have spied and intervened but didn't.

  21. Re:Facebook is a public place on Facebook Scans Chats and Posts For Criminal Activity · · Score: 1

    A private company can do this, of course. And others can loudly call them out on it, as is being done right now.

    Let it be known to all and sundry Facebook spies on you for the government.

  22. (Insert witty attractant here.) on Aereo Wins Preliminary Injunction Hearing · · Score: 1

    As long as they act like a fancy antenna for stuff you are in range of anyway, and don't mess with the signal like offering ad skipping, what's the problem?

  23. And I don't mean Young on Nearly Half a Million Yahoo Passwords Leaked [Updated] · · Score: 1

    Stickin' it to corporations is one thing, but huge numbers of people? Didja never see the end of Frankenstein?

  24. Re:So what was lost on DirecTV Drops Viacom Channels · · Score: 1

    Hey, is the Sci-Fi network one of theirs?

  25. Re:I don't see much to miss on DirecTV Drops Viacom Channels · · Score: 1

    Mtv is nonexistant to me. Vh1 is nonexistant to me. Comedy Central is non-existant to me. Nick is nonexistant to me.

    I would skip that whole package if I could. Adult Swim on Cartoon Network, now that would piss me off.