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  1. Re:Why? on MMO Bans Men Playing As Women · · Score: 1

    > dunno, maybe because role playing goes beyond the visual appeal of your avatar?
    > Presumably, if you are role playing (the RP in MMORPG), you would base the
    > gender of the avatar on the character you were role playing.
    >
    > Don't get me wrong, it is fine if you aren't really into role playing. Not
    > everyone gets into that... even in role playing games. I'm just wondering
    > if you feel you are role playing when really you're just picking a character
    > that is most visually appealing.

    Jeebus save us! What part of "prefer to look at women's butts" don't you understand?!?!?

  2. Re:Don't ask, don't tell on MMO Bans Men Playing As Women · · Score: 1

    > Believe me, when you find out hotgirl69 is really a 12 year old boy,
    > you have to wonder if this is a good phenomenon ...and when you find out that 12 year old boy is really Dateline NBC, you're really screwed!

    "Honest, Mr. Deitz, I thought that boy was an adult girl, who I thought was an orc!"

  3. Re:Why? on MMO Bans Men Playing As Women · · Score: 1

    > I have seen games destroyed like this where small groups complain beyond all about
    > things because its not good for PvP or something where the 99% of the rest of the
    > game players like it as is but the game gets changed.

    Star Wars Galaxies, anyone? My master dancer/mediocre pistoleer had a good time there. Then came The Change, and she no longer was proficient in any weapon. Now what? Pew pew with level 1 stuff when I'm not dancing? Thanks. Cancel. No, nobody can have my stuff.

  4. Re:Why? on MMO Bans Men Playing As Women · · Score: 1

    > I'm the same way. I'd even prefer to look at a weird
    > not-quite-human female troll or dranei than a male character

    The Dranei's got some serious bootage. It's about time, given there are no damned waist (tiny) or booty (ample) sliders.

    They've even got their own built-in high heels, so to speak. (The heel/ankle is really that 3rd joint in animal legs, before it evolved down flat to help a toddling human walk. Er, I mean, before God designed humans that way, in a way that just looks like it evolved from that, as a test to see if we'd continue to believe in Him.)

  5. Re:Why? on MMO Bans Men Playing As Women · · Score: 1

    SO your theory is like String Theory, M-Theory, or Religions (with omnipotent gods who can and choose to deliberately hide): Adds no information and is not disprovable, even with theoretical experiments.

  6. Re:Why? on MMO Bans Men Playing As Women · · Score: 1

    1. Go to City of Heroes

    2. Female body style

    3. Waist slider to tiny

    4. Weight slider as fat as possible to amp the booty, just until the waist starts growing, about halfway or so

    5. Bikini 2 bottom. Make it light gray.

    6. Flame or some other tops-with-skin top, black

    Now you're running around behind something that would make JLo jealous. The gray on the bottom makes your mind think it's a sheer black bottom to go with the black top (light, almost-white or white skin works best with this.)

    That doesn't work on the lesser MMORPGs where you don't have that level of customization, and especially not when you have no choice as to costume because of "drops".

  7. Re:We are geeks on MMO Bans Men Playing As Women · · Score: 1

    I hear the respec quest is quite an expensive, protracted bitch tho'.

  8. Re:So that means... on MMO Bans Men Playing As Women · · Score: 1

    I'm the only one I know of who says that, but I don't know you.

    You know what this means? Proof that at least two different men prefer to look at women's asses!

  9. Re:So that means... on MMO Bans Men Playing As Women · · Score: 2, Funny

    > I also hope they are sending you a webcam when you buy a copy/license of
    > the game. I don't have one and I see no reason to buy one!

    Given your appearence, I see no reason for you to buy one, either.

  10. Re:So that means... on MMO Bans Men Playing As Women · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Proving they're ugly should be easy. It's proving their strong or brave that's the tough issue.

  11. Asinine on MMO Bans Men Playing As Women · · Score: 1

    This is possibly the stupidest thing I've heard.

    I play women only in MMORPGs. I prefer to run around for hours a day behind a woman's ass than a man's.

    Thanks for playing, 'tards. People who think it's some kind of gay weirdo, I am not even of the same species as you, you intellectually stunted freaks.

  12. Re:Microsoft just announced plans for their fix on Excel 2007 Multiplication Bug · · Score: 1

    Come on, dammit! This is the funniest post in an already hillarious thread!

  13. Re:Pido libro de reclamaciones por daños. on Excel 2007 Multiplication Bug · · Score: 1

    Are you suggesting he'll never be one of those math wizards who can perform seemingly mysterous feats of calculation in their heads?

    Jeebus H. Christ! You determined 65535 wasn't prime in a fraction of a second. My Gott in Himmel.

  14. Re:Pido libro de reclamaciones por daños. on Excel 2007 Multiplication Bug · · Score: 1

    That the wrong result is 100,000 even is mighty suspicious, too.

    I wonder if, internally, different chunks of code are fighting over whether to truly convert to floating point or not. Something sees "77.1" and says, "sure!", while another says, wait, if we multiply it out, it is not really a floating point.

  15. Re:Microsoft just announced plans for their fix on Excel 2007 Multiplication Bug · · Score: 1

    > Oh wait, it isn't and the bug is still at large. Sorry, jumped the gun there due to the
    > speed at which the Open Source community usually fixes issues like this. Maybe ISO should take note.

    I'm fine with smartassery, really. However, do you really want to bet which community will have a fix actually widely installed on its community base first?

  16. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. on Upcoming Firmware Will Brick Unlocked iPhones · · Score: 1

    > Users can instead pray to the hacking deities...to write applications
    > that will undo the unlocks, as it were

    Or maybe they can send some Apple executives to jail instead.

    I prefer that solution.

  17. However on Germs Taken Into Space May Come Back Deadlier · · Score: 2

    Not so fast!

    This may be true, but remember that, from the salmonella's point of view, the object isn't to kill its host.

    The goal is to reproduce and spread. Therefore I predict this salmonella would quickly evolve back to the slightly more dormant variety, and rather quickly.

    The bacteria isn't "winning" by killing it's host faster and faster and faster. This is a disadvantageous mutation from the bacteria's point of view . One needn't worry about it "getting into the wild".

  18. Attention on Law Firm Fighting For White Collar (IT) Overtime · · Score: 1

    Attention angry, money-hungry lawyers promoting this lawsuit: Please do not "help" me. Thanks!

    That is all.

  19. Re:That will wreck IT... on Law Firm Fighting For White Collar (IT) Overtime · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Or perhaps public employees + unions + (elected mayors and Congress and presidents as bosses) are an unholy triumvirate of sloth.

    The elected officials know (or believe, anyway) they will lose more union votes harassing their millions of government employees than they would ever gain standing up to them (not true, Reagan did quite well, but there you go.)

    So government employee unions get a rate of success that private sector unions cannot and never will.

    There is nothing good about this situation. It's not even something to be proud of. Woo hoo, our jobs cannot be lost to other countries. No pressure whatsoever to reign it in.

    It's no wonder nobody likes unions anymore -- except people in those very unions.

  20. Yes on Game Pirate Sentenced To Jail Time · · Score: 1

    > Police seized over 1,000 pirated game discs during the raid on Brown's home, along with 'numerous' mod chips

    Hmmmm. You mean he wasn't doing it just for the intellectual challenge of legally reverse-engineering it to understand it?

    Marge Simpson: Now I've heard everything!

  21. Re:Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. on Heinlein Archives Put Online · · Score: 1

    Troll? It was a good-natured joke.

    Apparently the reader hasn't actually read some of Heinlein's final works.

  22. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. on Heinlein Archives Put Online · · Score: 0, Troll

    > including files of all his published works, notes, research, early drafts and edits of manuscripts

    From the margin of one early draft, "That Ginny chick's a POA. I wanna lick the sweat from her hopefully hairy armpits. I just wish it were red hair like my momma's."

    What a perv!

  23. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. on Soviet Union TLD Owners Snub ICANN · · Score: 1

    > An international body like the UN would be a more appropriate overseer, surely?

    Yeah, that'll whip the Rooskies into shape. :rollseyes:

  24. Cool! A Minnie Driver/Anne Hathaway love scene. on 10,000 Cameras Ineffective At Deterring Crime · · Score: 1

    > The study found that police are no more likely to catch offenders in areas
    > with hundreds of cameras than in those with hardly any.

    Hmmmm. Have they been any more effective in tracking the legal activities of citizens for nefarious government purposes?

  25. Sweet! on The Wiimote As Yoda Intended - A Lightsaber · · Score: 1

    If they're smart, they'll do a second controller you strap onto your other hand so you can do force push/pull/throw on things.

    If they could do a package like that, with a saber and some back-of-the-hand strapon (shut up!) I'd buy it.