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  1. Re:Nothing inconvenient about the results on An Inconvenient Truth · · Score: 1

    What about two hundred Priuses each carrying 4 vs. a loaded new Airbus Monster?

  2. Re:Nothing inconvenient about the results on An Inconvenient Truth · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you can read full-blown communist stories where everyone magically lives an advanced, wonderful life, too. It's why it's called "fiction".

    The reality is that the more crap the government heaves on us, the slower the economy. The economy doesn't care if the intentions are good or not. And that's what few people realize.

  3. Re:Look at the Protocol on Florida Judge Upholds Conviction By Defining "Email" To Include IMs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Email goes to your inbox -- you don't have to read it right away, or even be logged in.

    And if a chat program had a feature that people could send you messages without you being logged in, then I would say that did, in fact, count as an email program.

  4. Re:Letter vs Intent on Florida Judge Upholds Conviction By Defining "Email" To Include IMs · · Score: 1

    > Public schools can't teach bible verses, even though they
    > would not be "making a law respecting an establishment of
    > religion", they'd be teaching religion, not establishing it.

    Read the Constitution again. They are forbidden not just from establishing it, but from making a law that merely respects an establishment of religion.

    And I would disagree even with your notion. An official government representative teaching (a particular) religion is most definitely establishing it as official.

  5. Re:Planet Definition on Why the Word 'Planet' Will Never Be Defined · · Score: 1

    So Galactus' world ship, a Watcher, and the entire universe count as a planet?

    Christ! Get me some nerds who know what they're talking about.

  6. Re:What's wrong with this definition? on Why the Word 'Planet' Will Never Be Defined · · Score: 1

    I liked this definition too, until I found out there would be 50-something things in the solar system that would therefore count as a planet.

  7. Re:Original Meaning on Why the Word 'Planet' Will Never Be Defined · · Score: 1

    > Depending on how you interpret it, the Greek definition of "planete"
    > could exclude Uranus and Neptune because they are not visible with the naked

    Technically Uranus is visible to the naked eye (I could have added "brown" in there somewhere, but mercifully chose not to). It's just that it moves so slowly no ancient culture discovered it.

  8. Re:Breifly excited! on Why the Word 'Planet' Will Never Be Defined · · Score: 1

    The Death Star could beat up an entire, actual star in the Star Trek universe, according to StarDestroyer.net.

    Fools!

  9. Re:I got one... on Why the Word 'Planet' Will Never Be Defined · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Also, stars aren't technically on fire. They are "burning" by nuclear reaction, not chemical reaction.

  10. I mock theeeee on Readable Nuclear Spins Advance Quantum Computing · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Then they placed an extremely thin layer of silicon
    > dioxide -- about two billionths of a meter thick

    Holy crap! That's about 2 trillionths of a kilometer thick!

  11. Re:3D TV on Has 3D Video Finally Arrived? · · Score: 1

    3D games would be a completely different technology -- you have the 3D info there, all you have to do is render a second copy at a slightly offset angle, and then show both in your display mechanism. Or better yet, do two renderings, each offset from the "proper" one, left and right, by a little bit. The game need not ever know about it, as this can be done at the driver/3D card level.

  12. Re:Interesting methods, troubling results on Ancient Crash, Epic Wave · · Score: 1

    > Yes and no... There are places where mountain chains run right into the ocean, for starters. A few people could have survived.

    Yes, but we have, sadly, a recent data point with the recent tsunami. Of the dozens of films, none come from areas where the waves were 20 feet or higher, so we don't know what it was like in the worst areas. You'd have to get lucky with that or someone on a pole with a camera by pure coincidence. Most areas will just be flattened, including modern buildings. If it's a metro area, you might get a news or traffic chopper that already happens to be in flight capture it.

  13. Re:Interesting methods, troubling results on Ancient Crash, Epic Wave · · Score: 1
    what the hell are we going to do if we find out tomorrow that the world as we know it will shortly end?


    Die?


    "I'm a nerd and have never known the touch of a woman. I don't want to die without having sampled the sweet mystery of life. Can you help me?"

    Pick a response:

    A. "Uhhh, I promised myself to some guy down the hall, bye."

    B. "I'd love to, but I don't want to die knowing unbathed teen males from the Warhammer room in the back of the hobby shop."

    C. "No, I love you, but I'm your mother and that's just gross."

  14. Re:Interesting methods, troubling results on Ancient Crash, Epic Wave · · Score: 1

    > When was the last major impact?

    The moon, a much smaller body, had one only a few centuries ago, visible to much of the world and well-recorded. Jupiter, much larger, had one just a few years ago. Then there was the Tunguska event.

    So even allowing for much larger and multiple heavenly bodies, which might bring the rate up to 1/100,000 years cumulatively, well, 3 data points is enough to suggest it's statistically a hell of a lot more frequent than once every 100,000 years.

  15. Re:Neat! on Second Life Hit By Massive In-Game Worm · · Score: 1
    I think a good case of explosive diarrhea spreading through the virtual world would be quite amusing.


    In World of Warcraft, someone did spread a disease, quite literally. I'm not sure on the exact details, but someone teleported from a high level instance infected with a ferocious, but very short-lived disease spell on them, so powerful it would kill a high level in just a few seconds. The TP's back to a city and it infected an NPC, which also, being "a cheater", had an uber-high heal rate, so it was NOT killed. So this thing now began to infect anyone who came near it.

    Ya know, this stuff is fantastically interesting when it happens, but no game company seems to want it. Why, I don't know. We're still waiting on the company that puts out real events that mess up everybody's plans to go "grind a mission with friends." Would you avoid such a server for a vanilla one, or make a beeline to one that's constantly having waves of invasion take over part of the city, mess up a particular spell until the server does xyz, etc. I rest my case.
  16. Re:Someone please explain on Second Life Hit By Massive In-Game Worm · · Score: 1
    So, you could create a virtual object that upon it being touched would create four more of these objects at 200m in the four cardinal directions from where it is in the game world. Then some other fool would touch one of those new objects and yet another four more objects would be created.

    Now imagine that your script starts off by seeding thousands of these boobytrapped objects all over the place.

    Now imagine 1000's of fools all touching these objects...


    Sounds like the release of "wee" and PS3, but without the factory laggin'!
  17. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." on Scott Adams Suggests Bill Gates For President · · Score: 1

    > [+] flamebait, billgates, no, dilbert, itsatrap (tagging beta)

    Hehehe

  18. Re:That just means... on Wii Launches, Sells Out Peacefully · · Score: 1

    > Wait. I was planning on owning both the PS3 and Wii, so does that make me bi?

    No, it means you'll never ever know for sure since you must score to know for sure.

  19. Re:That just means... on Wii Launches, Sells Out Peacefully · · Score: 1

    > the nunchuck

    If programmers would program the guns to kill in one hit like they're supposed to, people would get over this silly nunchuck fad. But nooooooooo...we can't have realistic stuff like guns killing in one hit, guys with swords insta-killing a caster waving his hands around when he gets in range, or a "Level 50" warrior being burned and falls to the ground screaming when a fireball from a "Level 1" caster suddenly erupts around him because, surprise, you can't "resist" or "dodge" a bunch of flaming slop all over you.

  20. Re:You're both wrong... on Man's Vote for Himself Missing In E-Vote Count · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Even more scary... why is a town of 80 using electronic voting
    > at all? Shouldn't they get a gas station first?

    We have cleanest prostitutes in region.

  21. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." on Windows Vista Released To Manufacturing · · Score: 1

    So does this mean it will, in fact, make it in time for the PC manufacturers to make it in time for the Christmas rush?

    Er, holiday rush?

  22. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." on Zune Profits Go To Record Label · · Score: 1
    Does that mean if you are not stealing music, you should get a discount on the players?


    Sure. As opposed to merely people who say they don't steal it, they just trade around the original CDs with their friends.
  23. No, Van Cleefe does not "got my tongue." on CS Students Called In To Monitor E-Voting · · Score: 1

    "Will you please go help that old geezer get that machine set up? I know you're "on a raid", but Jesus..."

  24. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." on Space Telescope Catches Monster Flare · · Score: 1
    The energy released by the explosion on II Pegasi was equivalent to about 50 quintillion atomic bombs


    Sounds like someone from StarDestroyer.net arguing why Boba Fett's ship R2 and C-3PO's escape pod could whip the ass of the Enterprise E. Except for not ending it with ", fool!"
  25. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." on Foundation Commissions $50 Million Online Study · · Score: 1
    The private, grant-making institution is commissioning a $50 million, five-year study to investigate precisely how and why young people use the Net.


    MacArthur Foundation Trustee: You've spent $49.98 million so far, and your report is due tomorrow. What have you found out?

    Guy surfing MySpace and playing WoW: Ummmm...I'm almost done with it. I'll email it by COB tomorrow.