User: The Critisizer

Crocodile Dunee Touched Me

On: Review: The Dish

NO HE DIDN'T YOU PERV! LOL, silly man you are!

Are You Saying That Windoze is A Great OS?

On: Stormix Technologies Shut Down

You're mistaken, dude. *BSD all the way.

Oh Baby! We Have a Genius Here!

On: Guido van Rossum Unleashed

Indeed.

Your Attempt at Humour Has Failed Miserably..

On: Slashback: Protest, Similarities, Orbit

This was not funny. Be proud, but do better next time.

Yes, This Was Something Not to be Critical Of

On: Free Code, Free Culture

It stimulated my mind to a deep degree. My loins were also in on the action. The honesty was also brutal, but honest. A very good read for all. Maybe.

Your Attempt at Humour Failed Miserably..

On: The Value Of Privacy

Really, it did. I'm sorry. Better luck next time.

Mandrake is Boffo!

On: Mandrake 8.0 Comes Out

Not as awesome as FreeBSD, but Mandrake Linux is rather swell and nifty.

I Don't Drink Beer

On: The Quickly Descending Unix Timestamp

I prefer to drink some of the swell and boffo stuff I bought from ThinkGeek like Cow's Piss 110% CaFFEiNe Drink.

I Once 69'ed a Ximian

On: The Quickly Descending Unix Timestamp

Really. It was quite fulfilling.

Help! I Got My Keyboard Cable Stuck On My Ximian!

On: Ximian gets new CEO

I was looking at pr0n and my keyboard cable became entwined on my Ximian! It's chocking it! Help! Help! Oh no! It's foaming at the mouth! Stop it! Quick!

Indeed

On: The Quickly Descending Unix Timestamp

Indeed.

Re:Distributed.net's RC5 client = Laptop Lojack!!!

On: This Laptop Will Self-Destruct

There have also been cases where people have done something stupid like:

$ dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/ad0s1

Re:2038 - Now is the time to start work

On: The Quickly Descending Unix Timestamp

The Critisizer agrees. Let the daemons loose.

Blah.. Malarky, All of it..

On: This Laptop Will Self-Destruct

You'd never see Jimmy Bond, 007 lose his laptop. Bah. It's all malarky.

I Am..

On: FreeBSD 'zine - April Issue

..The Critisizer. FreeBSD for life.