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  1. Re:Damn, I delete my trolltalk link... on Divining the Future of Internet Law · · Score: -1

    As I seem to remember trolltalk links went there.

  2. Re:Bah on The Drone War · · Score: -1

    We've had special forces troops on the ground in afghanistan, but if Jon Katz's e-mail friend from there says it's machines then he'll believe it.

  3. Re:diva? on Talk to Sun's 'Open Source Diva' · · Score: -1

    props to all dead homiez
    props to all sporks

  4. Re:Bad Modding -1 offtopic on SmoothWall Firewall Review · · Score: -1

    When bad moderation becomes illegal, only outlaws and trolls will have mod points.

  5. Re:maybe... on Slashdot Code Update · · Score: -1

    ah, I post at default -1.. so hah

  6. Re:Holidays.... on Who Works During the Holidays? · · Score: -1

    shut up faggot

  7. Re:Slashdot Turd Report Day! on World Sousveillance Day · · Score: -1

    And on Christmas, we will be having another Troll Tuesday. Merry Christmas all you niggers.

  8. Niggers on Deep Space One Mission Comes To An End · · Score: -1

    Date: Tue, 20 Feb 2001 13:33:23 -0800 (PST)
    From: Larry Augustin
    Organization: VA Linux Systems, Inc.
    To: All Employees

    I'd like to thank everyone for their patience while we've gone through
    our planning process.

    As you've probably heard by now we will cut our operating expenses by
    at least $5M per quarter going forward. We need to do that to stay viable
    as a business during the economic slowdown. It's very disappointing
    to have to do this, but some very large companies (Dell, HP, and GE
    for example) have had to do this as well. We are not alone.

    Economic growth has slowed for the economy in general and for us
    specifically. We must reset our plans to get the company back on
    track towards profitability, and we must reach profitability at lower
    revenue levels.

    In order to cut that much spending, we need to reduce headcount by
    25%. We constantly hear that everyone is overworked and we are trying
    to do too much. The only way to reduce headcount and not be more
    overworked is to focus on what is important and drop what is not. At
    the same time we must improve customer focus and accountability.

    We have identified three strategic areas where we will focus, and cut
    investment in other areas. Those areas are Storage (NAS), SourceForge
    OnSite (SFOS), and Web server solutions. We will be increasing
    headcount in those three areas significantly, and cutting headcount in
    other areas as a result.

    We are also making some significant organizational changes to help us
    achieve success in those three areas. First, I am pleased to announce
    the promotion of Ali Jenab to President & COO. Ali will focus his
    attention on operational success within the company, while I will
    focus on strategic direction and customers. I have the utmost
    confidence in Ali's ability to manage the operations of the business.
    Reporting to Ali will be these people in each of the major functional
    areas:

    SVP Marketing - John Hall will move to the role of SVP Marketing. All
    marketing functions within the company, including corporate marketing,
    product marketing, and community marketing will report to John. John
    has complete control of all marketing functions and control of the
    marketing budget. I'm confident in John's ability to lead the
    company's product vision and positioning from this role.

    SVP OSDN - Richard French will continue in the role of SVP OSDN that
    he took over from John just a few weeks ago. Richard has a goal of
    maximizing the amount of leverage we get in software engineering by
    utilizing the Open Source community on OSDN. Richard's background in
    developing Enterprise software at Oracle will be a huge benefit to us
    in this role.

    VP Quality, Service, & Engineering - As announced earlier, Allen Ibara
    will assume responsibility for all quality, customer care, and
    hardware engineering functions. Allen has proven his skills over the
    past two quarters with a significant improvement in quality. Allen
    also has extensive experience running mission critical support
    services in his previous jobs. Bringing Allen's strong management
    skills and devotion to customer quality to a broader role will help us
    in engineering management.

    Also reporting directly to Ali will be these senior managers in their
    existing roles:

    SVP Sales - Bob Russo

    VP Professional Services - Kyle Spencer

    VP Manufacturing - Daniel Shore

    VP Human Resources - McKinley Littlejohn

    Finally, Todd Schull remains as CFO reporting to me.

    In addition to the structural changes in senior management, we have
    instituted a mechanism for creating accountability in the company for
    our key areas of focus. We have created top level P&Ls for our
    important lines of business, and assigned responsibility for those
    P&Ls to product line managers. Further, we are in the process of
    identifying team leads for each of the major functional areas
    (engineering, marketing, sales, support, and operations) within each
    of those lines of business.

    Over the course of the next few weeks, the product line managers will
    finish building their teams and report the team leads, goals, and
    business plan to the company. Ultimately every employee will have a
    one-page summary for each of these lines of business so we all know
    who is responsible for that business as a whole and for the functions
    within that business.

    First, the areas of key investment for us:

    SourceForge OnSite
    Headcount: 31
    Product Line Manager: Adam Frey

    NAS
    Headcount: 30
    Product Line Manager: Cheryl Sindelar

    Web Server Solutions
    Headcount: 9
    Product Line Manager: Jay McKinsey

    Our change of focus here is apparent from the resources we have
    devoted to each of these businesses. We have moved away from working
    on a variety of different products into focusing on these 3 areas.

    In addition to those 3 key areas, we have structured the company into
    6 other lines of business with P&Ls and definitions of clear
    responsibility. These areas are important to our success:

    Linux Servers
    Headcount: 108
    Product Line Manager: TBD

    Open Source Infrastructure Solutions
    Headcount: 23
    Product Line Manager: Marty Larsen

    Contract Engineering
    Headcount: 13
    Product Line Manager: Marty Larsen

    OSDN Online
    Headcount: 50
    Product Line Manager: Jeff Bates

    OSDN Events
    Headcount: 5
    Product Line Manager: Mark Stone

    OSDN ECommerce
    Headcount: 12
    Product Line Manager: Doug Schatz

    As we look at the business, there are a number of areas that we have
    not funded. We had to make some difficult decisions about what
    businesses we were in, and what businesses we were not in. We
    selected the top three businesses and assigned to them whatever
    resources they needed to be successful. With the remaining
    businesses, we chose those that were least defocusing, best leveraged
    our Linux and Open Source expertise, best leveraged OSDN, aligned with
    common target customers, and provided us the most differentiation in
    the market.

    We have a tremendous opportunity in the businesses we have chosen to
    target. We also have a tremendous opportunity for other products and
    businesses that we have chosen not to target. Before we build those
    new businesses, we must make these existing businesses work. We must
    focus all of our energy behind these lines of business. Once they are
    successful, we can turn our attention elsewhere to new ideas.

    We are the leading company in Open Source. Deutsche Banc Alex Brown
    expects corporate IT departments to spend $75 Billion dollars by 2004
    on Open Source. We can be the leading company providing those IT
    departments Open Source solutions. We have $126 million dollars in
    the bank to do it. But we must execute. We believe that the changes
    we are making today and over the rest of the quarter will put us in a
    position to execute.

    Thanks,

    Larry

  9. This isn't a good time for them, anyway on Nanotech Goes To Capitol Hill · · Score: -1, Informative
    We, as (mostly) educated computer professionals, understand the importance of researching nanotechnology. Nanotechnology will inevitably help cure diseases, create "smart" materials like insulation and clothing, and generally wean us off our dependence on hard-to-produce, expensive natural resources like body tissues and cotton.

    Unfortunately, our current Congress and administration is not as fortunate as we are. Stuck in the 19th century, the successors of Newt have shown us that they are not interested in civil rights, advancements in medicine, or pretty much anything that doesn't involve increasing pork-barrel spending on defense. I would be surprised to find out that more than a handful of Republicans in Congress actually have college degrees. They don't need to think; everything is a matter of dollars and cents.

    Although this should come as no surprise to a nation that voted Republican for the past few years, our leaders' refusal to act like they are living in the 21st century is going to have a very negative impact on science, as their core constituencies have no interest in keeping the USA's status as the most advanced nation in the world.

    So, these nanotech lobbyists would be well advised to keep a low profile until Gore returns to the White House in 2004. Otherwise, they may be headed to Washington with their hands out and leaving Washington with their research banned. And that would not be good for science.

  10. Re:propstoalldeadhomiez is a faggot on Where Would You Buy A Crusoe Laptop? · · Score: -1

    If that's what you think, so be it. I don't really give a shit what an AC thinks of me. If you'd like to bitch at me, feel free to fuck off.

  11. Re:Wish they'd be free on Where Would You Buy A Crusoe Laptop? · · Score: -1

    hahahahahahahaha.. you suck!!!!!!

  12. Re:Wish they'd be free on Where Would You Buy A Crusoe Laptop? · · Score: -1

    So do you like all my replies to you? I'll keep going..

  13. Re:Wish they'd be free on Where Would You Buy A Crusoe Laptop? · · Score: -1

    So, anyway, I claim your fp as mine, shitstain. Fuck off.

  14. Re:Wish they'd be free on Where Would You Buy A Crusoe Laptop? · · Score: -1

    Did I mention that Mike Hock sucks big fat throbbing cock?

  15. Re:Wish they'd be free on Where Would You Buy A Crusoe Laptop? · · Score: -1

    Really, you have nothing better to say in the fp? You really suck.

  16. Re:Wish they'd be free on Where Would You Buy A Crusoe Laptop? · · Score: -1

    first scientology post

  17. Re:Wish they'd be free on Where Would You Buy A Crusoe Laptop? · · Score: -1

    first nigger

  18. GNU/HOLY WORDS on SNES Portable · · Score: -1

    Hail mother Russia!!!!!!!!!

  19. Re:Grammar check please on SNES Portable · · Score: -1

    Heil Hitler!

  20. Re:Horrible on SNES Portable · · Score: -1

    Maybe you can try bitching at him again when you learn to spell three letter words like "the." So shut up and suck on my cock AC and try again when you have half a clue.

  21. Re:Don't feed this troll on SNES Portable · · Score: -1

    No shit, his name is "egg troll" and he's posting at -1. If that's not fucking obvious to Slashbots I don't know what is. Get a fucking clue before you post obvious shit. Fuckwit.

  22. Re:Not First Post on SNES Portable · · Score: -1

    die you fucking white trash

  23. Re:My Experience With the Linux on SNES Portable · · Score: -1

    you, sir, are a nigger

  24. future trends on Future Trends In Home Computing · · Score: -1

    But surely Linux will not be a part of the future in home computing because nobody likes shitty software. Only quality products like Microsoft Windows will be around in the future.

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    Mod this up as informative!

  25. Re:I want to do this too. on Automated Ripping with CD Jukeboxes? · · Score: -1

    fuck off nigger.