One day I went to the sandbox and it was so sad and I cried and I cried because someone took a doodie in my sandbox. Someone took a doodie in my sandbox and, and, and, that was so bad, and that was so bad, and that was so disgusting, and, and, how could they do that? That was so bad, and I didn't see it and, and, I sat right down in it and it felt squishy and I got up and I cried and I cried and I cried. WHY DIDN'T THEY CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES? WHY DIDN'T THEY CLEAN UP THE MESS? And, and, now my pants are dirty and I'm crying and I'm crying and I'm crying and I'M NEVER GOING TO THE SANDBOX AGAIN AND I HATE EVERYBODY!
The ever so popular Operation Guy was pronounced dead this morning at General Hospital. Operation Guy was suffering from many afflictions, but was most likely lost when the metallic casing protecting his funny bone was bashed with a baseball bat.
"At first glance it might seem like a good idea to take a dump on the Thanksgiving dinner table, but you'll be thinking differently when your mom's asshole boyfriend makes you eat it."
My dyke-mom's girlfriend forced me to eat her swollen black cunt right on top on the Thanksgiving dinner table. Yes, Granny was there. I think she got off watching.
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You know how you go to your local bar and your local bartender isn't there? So you ask, "Where's Jeff?". Jeff is gone. Now there's only Steve. You don't like Steve, but you like alcohol...
Just heard some sad news on talk radio, Stephen King, great American novelist, was found dead in his home this morning. There weren't any more details. Even if you didn't enjoy his books, I'm sure you've seen one of his movies based on one of his books. Truly an American icon...
You sheep would churn out billions to LOTR if it were based on Taco and Elijah Wood searching for circle jerk partners. You respect the name, you pay for the name, you're blinded by the name. In the words of Jay Sherman, 'It stinks!'
No, seriously. I sat in a crowded smelly theater with my feet stuck to the floor and gummi worms stuck to my teeth. The flick was entirely too long, the dude next to me was drinking BUSCH beer, and Elijah Wood attempting to disguise his homosexuality was just disturbing.
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No! Tu madre es feo y tengo tu gato.
Yes, that's right ladies. Now you can own your very own Cybercock. Just, uh, blah. Sorry.
One day I went to the sandbox and it was so sad and I cried and I cried because someone took a doodie in my sandbox. Someone took a doodie in my sandbox and, and, and, that was so bad, and that was so bad, and that was so disgusting, and, and, how could they do that? That was so bad, and I didn't see it and, and, I sat right down in it and it felt squishy and I got up and I cried and I cried and I cried. WHY DIDN'T THEY CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES? WHY DIDN'T THEY CLEAN UP THE MESS? And, and, now my pants are dirty and I'm crying and I'm crying and I'm crying and I'M NEVER GOING TO THE SANDBOX AGAIN AND I HATE EVERYBODY!
Hey, how'd you like to bite my ass?
Because it's what you need in the morning.
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no text, asswipe.
The ever so popular Operation Guy was pronounced dead this morning at General Hospital. Operation Guy was suffering from many afflictions, but was most likely lost when the metallic casing protecting his funny bone was bashed with a baseball bat.
Were you modded down because these heathens fear the 'sucking' of Linux?
"At first glance it might seem like a good idea to take a dump on the Thanksgiving dinner table, but you'll be thinking differently when your mom's asshole boyfriend makes you eat it."
My dyke-mom's girlfriend forced me to eat her swollen black cunt right on top on the Thanksgiving dinner table. Yes, Granny was there. I think she got off watching.
No.
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You know how you go to your local bar and your local bartender isn't there? So you ask, "Where's Jeff?". Jeff is gone. Now there's only Steve. You don't like Steve, but you like alcohol...
Douche-face.
I'm down $20. Liver. Cancer.
Just heard some sad news on talk radio, Stephen King, great American novelist, was found dead in his home this morning. There weren't any more details. Even if you didn't enjoy his books, I'm sure you've seen one of his movies based on one of his books. Truly an American icon...
*** He died at 69.
I'm sure he enjoyed his hamburgers and Biggie Fries. I got 20 bucks says his arteries were shot to hell.
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Ah, you've defeated me! You rogue!
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That. Was. Beautiful.
You sheep would churn out billions to LOTR if it were based on Taco and Elijah Wood searching for circle jerk partners. You respect the name, you pay for the name, you're blinded by the name. In the words of Jay Sherman, 'It stinks!'
No, seriously. I sat in a crowded smelly theater with my feet stuck to the floor and gummi worms stuck to my teeth. The flick was entirely too long, the dude next to me was drinking BUSCH beer, and Elijah Wood attempting to disguise his homosexuality was just disturbing.
Your mother.
Don't feel bad, I'd bang her.