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  1. I hear that the insurance companies are betting on the scientists.

  2. As a karma whore, is resent/resemble that remark, you insensitive clod!

    As a karma pimp, I pedanticise your spelling error.

  3. Re:Climate is not weather on Bill Nye: Climate Change Denial Is 'Running Out of Steam,' Thanks To Millennials (mic.com) · · Score: 1

    They ever want to put a nuke in my back yard then PIIMBY (Put It In My Back Yard), I'll bake them a cake and move all my stuff out of the way.

    You just put the raw materials in a cakepan and set it outside the containment building, amirite?

  4. Re:Suppose we could... on Why Are We So Bad at Predicting Earthquakes? (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Forecasting? It doesn't look like you can even get postcasting right.

  5. Re:For solidarity! on Why Are We So Bad at Predicting Earthquakes? (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Good water, good land, trading hub, defendable, etc.

  6. Re:We can predict earthquakes ... on Why Are We So Bad at Predicting Earthquakes? (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 2

    "...so the margins of error are too great for what we want". Good explanation.

  7. Re:Not as dumb as New Orleans... on Why Are We So Bad at Predicting Earthquakes? (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Yeah so what. The Netherlands and all have been reclaiming their lands for centuries. It's a technical problem that's been solved. It breaks sometimes, yeah what doesn't. All the nice places are filled up with shitheads. Everyone else has to go somewhere, and almost by definition it's going to have its bad points.

    Unless everyone decides to go to the nice places and take their shit.

  8. Re:SImple answer... on Why Are We So Bad at Predicting Earthquakes? (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 2

    Earthquakes != Tectonics, as Weather != Climate.

  9. Re:SImple answer... on Why Are We So Bad at Predicting Earthquakes? (telegraph.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Yep, blundering my way through slashdot's website since 6 digits ago.

  10. Re:You all are misunderstanding her intention here on Sarah Palin Says 'Bill Nye Is As Much A Scientist As I Am' (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Sure, I expect everybody knows that by now, but it turned out to be a funny summation of her foreign policy experience. A Dem "dog-whistle", if you will.

  11. Re: we're all scientists... on Sarah Palin Says 'Bill Nye Is As Much A Scientist As I Am' (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    His was a good joke, and I liked your answer, too.

  12. Re: Are JavaScript and Rust religions? on Worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster Isn't a Real Religion, Court Rules (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    ...and then a wizard wandered by, but wasn't needed, so he wandered away again.
    ^D

  13. Re: Are JavaScript and Rust religions? on Worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster Isn't a Real Religion, Court Rules (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    That reminds me of that time when I wrote to Dog with emacs from my cshell. Dog wrote back...

    #!/bin/ksh
    vi << "Curse thy Spawn to the Pit of Daemons!^G^G^G"\n

  14. Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that I've removed all of the hidden files.

    ...and the bad news is *all* of the files are now hidden.

  15. "I might not plug it into the network, but I'll find some use for it."

    Nonsense. Every network needs a honeypot.

  16. Re:Consistency is important on Slashdot Asks: What Are Some Insults No Developer Wants To Hear? (infoworld.com) · · Score: 1

    "I don't even want to imagine updating code for a project with a team of 20 that everyone wrote in their own style with their own personal shortcuts; it sounds like a specialized circle of hell."

    You're absolutely right, and it's a big reason why nobody does that, no matter how it's written. They find adaptors of some sort, written in a future language-du-jour, to get the data/reports/screenshots into the future framework-du-jour.

  17. Re:So ignorance is caused by.... ignorance? on The Spread of Ignorance (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    I did not know that.

  18. Re:Nothing new on The Spread of Ignorance (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Huh. Looks like you took care of "Mr. Consensus" with a logic bomb.

  19. Re:Excellent on Twitter To Give All New Parents 20 Weeks of Paid Leave (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    "Except, you still have to care for those kids in the form of child support or, you know, food. "

    Careful. A simple modification of technique, and he has a food pyramid scheme.

  20. Re:What abt people who don't want kids? on Twitter To Give All New Parents 20 Weeks of Paid Leave (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    So, answer the questions, retard...

    "
    Can you grow your own food without any tools built by others or seeds gathered by others?
    Can you build your own dwelling without tools or materials provided by others?
    Can you secure your dwelling, water supply, and food supply from a few dozen people willing to take them from you by force? Without weaponry built by others?
    " ...then go back to your cave. Wikipedia has an excellent article on how to create your own handaxes.

  21. Re:What abt people who don't want kids? on Twitter To Give All New Parents 20 Weeks of Paid Leave (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    +1 "Calling out an unpleasant entity"

  22. Re: What abt people who don't want kids? on Twitter To Give All New Parents 20 Weeks of Paid Leave (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    "If any non-parent wants to simulate this, connect a loud buzzer to a random timer. Have it go off at all hours of the night (and day) and require that you hit one of five buttons (again, randomly chosen) to shut it off. Have a fifty-fifty chance that the buzzer will go off ten seconds after you hit the right button with a new "right button" randomly picked. This should give you some idea of what new parents go through (though it will still be easier)."

    Ha! You forgot about having to physically get up to press the buzzer. And sometimes having to pick up and caress your buzzer. And, of course, there's the semi-automatic buzzer activation mode for when it's set down. Other than that, spot on!

  23. Re: What abt people who don't want kids? on Twitter To Give All New Parents 20 Weeks of Paid Leave (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    It's not my job to help other assholes procreate.

    Yeah, screw this. I want time off to procreate myself.

  24. Re: What abt people who don't want kids? on Twitter To Give All New Parents 20 Weeks of Paid Leave (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    Heinlein said something about all morals are ultimately based on propagation of our species.

    Discuss.

  25. Re:He did not set jack shit on Record-Setting Astronaut Retires from NASA (space.com) · · Score: 1

    ...He the hell did this guy break any records himself? It could have just as well been a monkey up there.

    Just like the moon landings. Been there, done that.