"(AP) In the news today, the RIAA has sued Martin Winkleberry of Moose Wart, North Dakota alledging that his Levi's Dockers downloaded $660,000,000 million worth of copyrighted music files. During the arrest, Officer Ludmax was overheard to comment 'Is that a complete set of Beatles album files in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?' "
" notice you didn't cite any of these major papers by this super-genius archeologist of yours"
He's found the Lost Ark, the Holy Grail, Thor's Hammer, and even the One Ring. But those dratted nazis, Belloc, and the customs officials keep confiscating the results of his explorations. You'll have to take our word on it.
Also, not only does this guy do field archaeology and teach at a community college, he also talks for an hour or so each night on the "Art Bell" show about the dangers of isotropic money which has been inserted into the cash flow by space aliens.
I did not even tell you about the CD I found at the store. The band is called "Maxell", and the name of the album is "CD-R". It is on some sort of incredible remainder program: you can get 50 identical copies of it for $19.99. When I try and play it, I get no sound (sometimes I see an "Err" message on the little CD player readout.) I tried all 50 and got no music out of any of them! I wonder if "Head Cleaner" changed its name.
There's a lot of this stuff around. Years ago, I used to use a phonograph. Once someone gave me a rather thick LP entitled "Frisbee" by the band "Wham-O" (I think it was a supergroup merging the Ohio Players and Wham!). When I put it on the record player, the needle slid right off of it. After a few attempts at this, I flung it out the window. It wasn't good for music, but that record sure flew real nice.
I hope this is not off topic, but could you help me with an audio cassette that I have? I bought it at the store, and it won't play on any player. It is the self-titled release by the band "Head Cleaner". Instead of music, I get a couple of minutes of loss hiss. Is this some sort of cassette tape DRM problem?
I've used Yahoo for years. The automatic spam filter is great: I probably get 50 or so spams a month, and almost all of them end up in Yahoo's spam box without me having to place it there. They have full-feature custom filters available as well.
I also have a couple of junk Hotmail accounts too: but these are not good for much of anything since Hotmail does not have spam filtering. The Hotmail accounts can get 50 spams a day.
It could have been good, you know. Remember the imminently fun Atari 2600 version of "Superman". Compare this to the much better looking for very dull (flying Supes through the deserted city gets old) "Superman" game on the N-64.
"Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket I'm back on Suffragette City Oh don't lean on me man Cause you ain't got time to check it You know my Suffragette City Is outta sight...she's all right" - David Bowie.
Apparently, not as out of sight as we might have thought.
Slashdot Mirror
"Barb, look at Joe. Why is he wearing a tuxedo?"
"He just switched to Linux"
If any of the computerized clothing items contain Linux programming, SCO could literarlly sue the pants off you.
"(AP) In the news today, the RIAA has sued Martin Winkleberry of Moose Wart, North Dakota alledging that his Levi's Dockers downloaded $660,000,000 million worth of copyrighted music files. During the arrest, Officer Ludmax was overheard to comment 'Is that a complete set of Beatles album files in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?' "
d'oh
Does this mean the possibility of wearing Microsoft pants the crash?
Is this ship piloted by friggin' sharks with friggin' lasers on their heads?
The headline here sounds like a Camp X-ray jailbreak!!! Head for the hills!
Halle Berry
Didn't think so, but the topic was webmail, and the item you responded in was about Yahoo, so.....
Are these "41 spams so far in one day" on a Yahoo webmail account?
Does this mean he now has a chance of obliterating Gates in "Celebrity Deathmatch" ?
" notice you didn't cite any of these major papers by this super-genius archeologist of yours"
He's found the Lost Ark, the Holy Grail, Thor's Hammer, and even the One Ring. But those dratted nazis, Belloc, and the customs officials keep confiscating the results of his explorations. You'll have to take our word on it.
Also, not only does this guy do field archaeology and teach at a community college, he also talks for an hour or so each night on the "Art Bell" show about the dangers of isotropic money which has been inserted into the cash flow by space aliens.
Indiana Jones fought the Nazis, for crissakes. Compared to this, fighting common two-bit crooks is a cakewalk.
I did not even tell you about the CD I found at the store. The band is called "Maxell", and the name of the album is "CD-R". It is on some sort of incredible remainder program: you can get 50 identical copies of it for $19.99. When I try and play it, I get no sound (sometimes I see an "Err" message on the little CD player readout.) I tried all 50 and got no music out of any of them! I wonder if "Head Cleaner" changed its name.
There's a lot of this stuff around. Years ago, I used to use a phonograph. Once someone gave me a rather thick LP entitled "Frisbee" by the band "Wham-O" (I think it was a supergroup merging the Ohio Players and Wham!). When I put it on the record player, the needle slid right off of it. After a few attempts at this, I flung it out the window. It wasn't good for music, but that record sure flew real nice.
I hope this is not off topic, but could you help me with an audio cassette that I have? I bought it at the store, and it won't play on any player. It is the self-titled release by the band "Head Cleaner". Instead of music, I get a couple of minutes of loss hiss. Is this some sort of cassette tape DRM problem?
I've used Yahoo for years. The automatic spam filter is great: I probably get 50 or so spams a month, and almost all of them end up in Yahoo's spam box without me having to place it there. They have full-feature custom filters available as well.
I also have a couple of junk Hotmail accounts too: but these are not good for much of anything since Hotmail does not have spam filtering. The Hotmail accounts can get 50 spams a day.
""Because of its patents, Lexmark has the right to impose the sale of its patented product""
Imagine a future Palm EBook device that, thanks to a deal with the publisher, only lets you read Random House/etc (Time Warner) tomes on it.
Someone already mentioned GM. How about the GM car that only takes Chevron gasoline?
There is one very evil smiley face, which I believe is part of the Sandman comics: "The Boss appears as a human male in a suit, with a large, perfectly spherical head and an overlarge "smiley-face" expression."
He first appeared in the PREZ comics in the early 1970s from DC.
It could have been good, you know. Remember the imminently fun Atari 2600 version of "Superman". Compare this to the much better looking for very dull (flying Supes through the deserted city gets old) "Superman" game on the N-64.
If the RIAA can use this kind of technology to come up with country music that cannot be played outside of Arkansas, I'm all for it.
I think this propenderance of methane in space must have something to do with human titan Sherman Klump in the forthcoming "Nutty Professor III"
"I think we're all bozo's on this BIOS"
Courtesy of Firesign Theatre.
"Oh don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
I'm back on Suffragette City
Oh don't lean on me man
Cause you ain't got time to check it
You know my Suffragette City
Is outta sight...she's all right"
- David Bowie.
Apparently, not as out of sight as we might have thought.
It appears to be missing the AM part of the radio too. How much would it have cost them to include the parts for this? 73 cents?
What decent digital watch is free of the useless buttons that get bumped?