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  1. A focused spam campaign on On Family Gaming Past Present and Future · · Score: 1

    "...nor have so many of them been marketed exclusively at those lucky enough to own a penis. Indeed, as most of us know who grew up in the late 70s and early 80s..." Sounds like the target audience for all of those V1AgR::A and "See Alice" spams. Just about the right age, now.

  2. Don't want to meet your relatives on On Family Gaming Past Present and Future · · Score: 3, Funny

    " at those lucky enough to own a penis. Indeed, as most of us know who grew up in the late 70s and early 80s,yes, sometimes grandma stole an extra one." Odd family there.

  3. Top 10 Lists of Things Car Can't Do on Amazing Things Your Automobile Can't Do · · Score: 2, Funny

    10. Automatically incinerate Kerry or Bush bumper stickers placed on them.
    9. Go to Hill Valley whenever the car reaches 88 mph.
    8. Make really cool "putta-pa-put-put-putter-pa-pa-put-pa" bubbly sounds when Fred McMurray drives it through the air.
    7. Make Steve Jobs shit his pants.
    6. Not enough room on the hood for the Trump logo.
    5. Why won't anyone invent the full-windshield TFT display so we can play Doom 3 while we drive? Come on now!
    4. Annoy David Hasselhoff.
    3. Get 400 miles to the gallon (we KNOW Exxon-Mobile has warehouses filled with home-garage built super carburetors).
    2. where's the middle headlights??? Too bad Tucker is dead.
    1. "Take out the trash".

  4. Kerry doesn't care. on Kerry Blows Red Sox Stats, Again, and Again · · Score: 1, Funny

    Don't blame Kerry on this. He doesn't care about the Red Sox. He would have bought the team already if he cared a bit about it.

  5. NHL players loophole with EA contract on EA Gives Hockey Fans a Virtual Season · · Score: 1

    If only the NHL players had thought to demand full season-of-play level royalties from EA Sports in the event that the actual season never happens!

  6. Just like the Red Wings on EA Gives Hockey Fans a Virtual Season · · Score: 1
    Toronto has always topped the league during regular season games anyways. They suck in the playoffs.

    Just like the recent Red Wings, actually.

  7. Re:He's crazy like a fox. on Software Piracy Due to Expensive Hardware, Says Ballmer · · Score: 1

    A shrewed friggin shark with friggin laser-beams mounted on his friggin head.

  8. Vote Hulk? on Political Yard Sign Wars Wage as Election Nears · · Score: 1

    Vote for the Hulk? Let me guess: he's on the Green Party ticket. I wonder what his stand is concerning atomic testing.

  9. He's crazy like a fox. on Software Piracy Due to Expensive Hardware, Says Ballmer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He may look like Young Frankenstein, and dance like Elaine Benes, but the man is a shrewed business shark. Either what he says is true, or more likely it is a "FUD" plan by Microsoft to achieve some sort of effect that we are not discussing here. From my point of view, however, his statement makes no sense at all.

  10. It's fine with me. on Political Yard Sign Wars Wage as Election Nears · · Score: 4, Funny

    As long as they are advertising by yard signs, and not spam, it's pretty good. No having to face emails every morning with titles like: EN:LARGE::TAXX:CUTS:VOTEBUSH and IN:CREASE:NATIONAL:PRESTEEJ:VOTEK3RRY

  11. Re:I'd love this if it were made public on Camera Vans To Photograph 50 Million Buildings · · Score: 1
    "Yeah, but then how are you going to know what to look at? Just browse through random addresses, hoping to find a useful photograph of a decent building?"

    I have listings of buildings by certain architects. Only a fraction of these buildings appear on the Web. With this resource in place, I'd be able to enter the address and see the building.

  12. Just make it slightly larger on 1.8" USB Portable Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Just make it slightly larger, in order to accomodate a couple of buttons, a headphone jack, and an audio file decoder chip.

  13. Silence computer fans! on BYU Project to Silence Computer Fans · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "We love Apple!"
    "Go Go Gateway!!!"
    "Exidy Sorceror is pure magic!""
    "Dude, we got Dell!!!"
    (click)
    Blessed silence.....

  14. Re:Trademarking Building Images on Camera Vans To Photograph 50 Million Buildings · · Score: 1
    "It mostly applies to famous buildings like the Transamerica Pyramid or NYC Chrysler Building"

    Do you know any details on this? I've not heard of anyone being restricted from photographing these buildings and selling them or doing what they want to, as photos. I've seen lots of of photos made and sold of the Chrysler Building ever since its creation, with no restrictions. Scott McCloud even made a comic book supervillain in its image.

    As for the Tranaamerica Pyramid, I could see someone getting in trouble for using it as their corporate logo.

  15. Re:Sorry. on Camera Vans To Photograph 50 Million Buildings · · Score: 1
    "I don't think you have any reason to apologize. The bullet is enormous"

    OK.....

  16. Barcelona on Camera Vans To Photograph 50 Million Buildings · · Score: 1
    "As an architect I'm sure you will appreciate looking for Passeig de Gracia 92, Barcelona"

    Not that familiar with Barcelona yet. Is that Gaudi's rippled apartment building? Just a guess, as it does not sound like it is the location of Parca Guell or La Sagrada Familia

  17. Sorry. on Camera Vans To Photograph 50 Million Buildings · · Score: 1

    heh. you're right. Could have done with out that, and just mentioned "architectural interest" rather than the obvious already-stated way to get there.

  18. Re:I'd love this if it were made public on Camera Vans To Photograph 50 Million Buildings · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Umm.. try just taking a walk outside maybe?!"

    OK, say you are in Portland, Oregon, and want to see what the building next to the library looks like in Portland, Maine. Hope you have really good shoes!

  19. I'd love this if it were made public on Camera Vans To Photograph 50 Million Buildings · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I just happen to be an enthusiast of the art of architecture. This would be a great way to look up and view buildings by address/location.

  20. Fossil fuels on Environmental Concerns for a Server Room? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I, for one, avoid using old-fashioned coal-fired Godbout and IMSAI servers in the server room. This keeps the IT operation "clean and green" and prevents global warming.

  21. This is not such a good idea on Rendering Shrek@Home? · · Score: 1

    This is not such a good idea, and prone to mischievous hackers. Speak up now unless you are open to the idea of seeing Goatse get a generous amount of screen time in "Shrek 3".

  22. Webcam on Rendering Shrek@Home? · · Score: 1

    Just activate that webcam on top of the monitor, pointed at the user. You're going to see plenty of Shrek's at home.

  23. Who needs projectile weapons? on Army Plans Overhaul of Infantry Gear · · Score: 1

    Who needs projectile weapons once every soldier has a holographic-emmiting projector that displays Goatse right at every enemy troop? No one would ever think of advancing through that, and the traumatic flashbacks of this horrid image will haunt them to their graves.

  24. Recruiting tool. on Army Plans Overhaul of Infantry Gear · · Score: 4, Funny

    If this means full iPods built into the suit, count me in! Where's the nearest recruiting office? Who needs ammo when you are armed with 5,000 songs.

  25. Clippy on Army Plans Overhaul of Infantry Gear · · Score: 5, Funny
    "It looks like you are engaging in offensive manoevers. Would you like help?"

    Get help writing battle plan.

    Set us up the bomb.