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  1. BSOD on Army Plans Overhaul of Infantry Gear · · Score: 4, Funny
    "'They have at least one idea, though. "Avoid the use of Microsoft Windows operating systems,""

    Awww. I was so looking forward to the Yankee "Blue Soldier of Death" putting fear in the hearts of the enemy from the Halls of Montezuma to the Shores of Tripoli.

  2. I don't think this is reasonable on A Plea To Game Makers To Act Responsibly? · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Take into account the fact that kids are playing, no matter that they shouldn't be."

    So, should Quentin Tarantino take into account that kids are watching "Kill Bill", and Playboy similarly tailor itself to be kid-friendly? I don't think so.

  3. China has a huge population, but.... on China Developing own Standards · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "er...5 billion people is quite an isolated market

    The current Chinese population is around 1.3 billion. It does not include everyone on Earth.

  4. You have good points.... on Ruling Clears Way For Lindows Trial · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You have good points. MS deserves to lose on controlling the Windows word, but I wish it was not from "Lindows", which basically has tried to immitate/copy MS Windows and cash in with a sound-alike name.

  5. Re:Ultima IX: Ascension on Ultima Online Heads for 7th Birthday With Anniversary Edition · · Score: 4, Funny
    "It is by far the most lush, detailed and beautiful world in 3D that had ever been made at the time,....I was floored at their landscape design, fitting everything into such a small area of land and making it feel like a continent packed with detail down the centimeter. No polygon in that game world was unused, it was amazing."

    I felt that way about Disneyworld, except that the broad tawny expanse of the Pluto guy-in-a-suit's back just cried out to have some sort of "Lion King 1 1/2" adbill plastered on it. There's still a few unused polygons there.

  6. The Elmer Fudd principle on Ruling Clears Way For Lindows Trial · · Score: 4, Funny

    I agree. The Lindows guys surely chose this name to ride on MS' coattails (or borg tendrils if you prefer). The "Elmer Fudd" principle should not be forgotten: if the disputed name is pronounced the same way as the plaintiff's name if you are Elmer Fudd, you really blew it.

  7. Why is this an issue? on Ruling Clears Way For Lindows Trial · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why is this even an issue anymore? Isn't Lindows further killing itself in other non-lawsuit-involved ways by now using the atrocious name "Linspire"? How can Microsoft still claim damages?

  8. Another correction on Sailing the Wine Dark Sea · · Score: 1
    "Sailing the Wine Dark Sea: Why the Geeks Mattered"

    It's really "Sailing the WINE Dork C. That's why the geeks mattered.

  9. Re:It is a bestseller series on Sailing the Wine Dark Sea · · Score: 1

    "How the Arabs Conquered Africa"? Not very well. They only managed to take the northernmost tier of countries, and a few spots on the east coast.

  10. Greeks invented nerds on Sailing the Wine Dark Sea · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "Does this have anything even remotely to do with News for Nerds"

    When you look at the famous philosophers and mathematicians, you can see that there is a good case to be made that the Greeks invented nerds.. You have a point, though. This is hardly news (being thousands of years old).... except to you.

  11. Feta's got your goat... on Sailing the Wine Dark Sea · · Score: 1
    From the "Food Reference Website":

    "Feta is a classic and famous Greek curd cheese whose tradition dates back thousands of years and is still made by shepherds in the Greek mountains with unpasteurized milk. It was originally made with goat's or sheep's milk, but today much is often made commercially with pasteurized cow's milk"

    From "homecooking.about.com"

    "Feta cheese is classified as a soft cheese made of 45 to 60 percent fat whole sheep's or goat's milk"

  12. It is a bestseller series on Sailing the Wine Dark Sea · · Score: 3, Insightful
    You are onto something. Someone can be assured of bestsellerdom with "How the Italians Saved Civilization". I think that the Italian-American community is larger than the Greek community, so you will surely have sales. Next, books about Africans and Germans. Both groups with large numbers of people claiming descent.

    The larger the group, the better. "How the Arabs Saved Civilization" would be an easy one to write due to the advances of the middle-ages Islamic empire, but the sales would be low due to the small size of the Arab-American group compared to the groups named above.

  13. According to Alabama on Sailing the Wine Dark Sea · · Score: 3, Funny
    "in the original Illiad, is Achilles' lover... in the movie, he's Achilles' cousin."

    In Alabama, what's the difference?

  14. That's what you think on What's Your Terrorism Quotient? · · Score: 1

    I thought the invisible tinfoil hat was working great. That is, until I woke up one morning and found an invisible communist under the bed. Not only that, a pair of invisible FBI agents was found hiding in the closet. I only was able to discern them after I drank my liquid Jim Beam breakfast.

  15. For regular desktops? on Mozilla's Mini-Me · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "reduce Mozilla's code and runtime footprints" features sound good for the regular desktop Mozilla experience as well. Why not demand tight, efficient outside of the handheld environment?

  16. Pizza on What's Your Terrorism Quotient? · · Score: 4, Funny

    If your name is "Ben Louden", I'd be cautious about ordering a pizza! If you do, ask for LOTS of ham and other pork items on the pizza. That might help.

  17. Rocket packs! on Alternatives to Cars? · · Score: 2, Funny

    The answer: get a rocket pack!

  18. Great one! on The Physics of Baseball · · Score: 1

    Great one! There's likely 50 or so good Yogi quotes too.

  19. Baseball and nerds? on The Physics of Baseball · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else here read the old "Brains Benton" series of juvenile mysteries? Sort of like "Hardy Boys" and "The 3 Investigators", but vastly superior to the former. Brains Benton himself is a prototype stereotypical nerd genius (in a pre-computer era), except that he is good at baseball.

  20. Laws of baseball physics on The Physics of Baseball · · Score: 5, Funny
    Don't forget these:

    "If you build it, he will come".

    The law by which Red Sox and Cubs are repelled by the World Series and especially by the prospect of each other's presence in it.

    The Goat Rule

    The Curse of the Bambino

  21. Jimmy? on Tongue-Controlled Gameboy Advance SP Launched · · Score: 1

    "Jimmy? You have really BAD mushroom-breath today. Have you been playing Super Mario again?

  22. Tastes like Ink on Tongue-Controlled Gameboy Advance SP Launched · · Score: 1
    " citric acid would be sprayed in your eyes"

    This would include the eye-enabled version of Pacman. Blinky makes you blink, Inky squirts ink in your eye, and the worst of them, Pinky, gives you a bad case of pink-eye.

  23. it's worse on Tongue-Controlled Gameboy Advance SP Launched · · Score: 1

    it is an outright spelling mistake.

  24. Some of the proposed game titles. on Tongue-Controlled Gameboy Advance SP Launched · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jar Jar Apple Heist

    Gene Simmons' "Groupie Invaders" KISS-tie-in game.

    Mick Jagger "Start Me Up"

    Dr Tongue's 3-D House of Games

    Yet another computer adaptation of "Candyland".

  25. New form-factor on Tongue-Controlled Gameboy Advance SP Launched · · Score: 1

    Here's an advanced peak at the new form-factor for the Tongue-boy.