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  1. Further Fun with Heavy Computers on Protect Your Computer From Theft · · Score: 1

    I think that this guy should go through with his molten lead filled computer. Place it in the middle of his front yard. Then post his home address on Slashdot issuing the new challenge to all the wannabe hackers who have the drive to exploit this challenging security hazard.

    Why do I have a sick feeling that some Slashdotter would stick a Post-It note on the case with the words "First Post"?

  2. Ah, memories.... on The Viking Landers, 25 Years Later · · Score: 5

    Hard to believe that it's already been 25 years since Leif Erickson and his Viking pals first came to North America.

    Of course, they landed way up in what is now the Canadian great white north, so it is not too surprising that no signs of life were found.

  3. Review of Jurassic Suck 3 on Fleeing Jurassic Park III · · Score: 5

    This movie has us believe that raptors aren't just intelligent, they're super intelligent - smarter than primates...even smarter than Sam Neill! (Definitely smarter than the screenwriters.) Weren't they just "clever" in the first movie? Now they all gather and confer before killing someone. At this rate, by JP4 they'll all be using Debian Linux, wearing monocles and twirling mustaches: "Well, Dr. Grant, we meet again. You shan't escape me a third time!"

  4. Re:Source of mass and weight on Higgs Boson Discovery Questioned · · Score: 3

    I have heard sources that Oprah Winfrey may be the source of all mass and weight in the universive.

    I didn't say that they were GOOD sources!

  5. Re:Carnosaur on Jurassic Chickens · · Score: 1

    Yeah... why did the T-Rex cross the road?

    To get to the sequel.
    (shouldn't he be running AWAY from all Jurassic Park sequels?)

  6. Re:JPL? on Looking Inside A Changing JPL · · Score: 1

    Actually, it's the Jet Propulsion Lab, I believe.... and since the fall of the Soviet Union, it's scapping for money any way that it can.

    Finally, the Rock has come back to /.

  7. Re:Headline: Bush Gets Wormed on Predict Worm Headlines, Win a T-shirt · · Score: 1

    Killer Worm in White House.
    Bush in Europe.
    Real-Life Tremors Sequel Expected Soon.

  8. Re:I know! I know! on Predict Worm Headlines, Win a T-shirt · · Score: 4

    AOL Headline:
    "You've got worms!"

  9. Predicted Slashdot Headline on Predict Worm Headlines, Win a T-shirt · · Score: 1

    Some Slashdot reader will claim that the worm itself was buggy because it was built for Windows, and that an open source worm created by elite Linux hackers could actually take down whitehouse.gov properly.

    Finally, the Rock has come back to /.

  10. Re:What color is the bench? on The Well-Connected Park Bench · · Score: 1

    Yes! Then we could experience the Blue Paint Job of Death.

  11. .NET on The Well-Connected Park Bench · · Score: 1

    It appears that .NET has snared a park bench.

    It's only a short time before .NET starts to catch dolphins. Maybe then Greenpeace or Earth First can take their shots at ending the M$ monopoly.

  12. Breaking News on Mars The Dusty · · Score: 3

    In related news, NASA has stated that Venus is hot, Jupiter is big, and has asked the U.S.A.'s newly tested elite anti-missile system not shoot down the space shuttle upon reentry.

  13. Surprised? on Can You Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of These? · · Score: 3

    4 A.M., Saturday - Article on the history of Beowulf clusters.

    Now, let's look into the future....
    5 A.M., Saturday - Article on the history of First Posts.

    Who know knows what 6 A.M. will hold?

  14. Still missing on Amelia Earhart Mystery Solved? · · Score: 5

    In related news, Amelia Earhart's luggage remains missing.

    Finally, the Rock has come back to /.

  15. More Xtreme? on Internet2 Update · · Score: 5

    I hope that the Internet2 is to the Internet what ESPN2 is to ESPN... More Xtreme!

    But then again, sequels usually suck.

  16. Re:A Computer that Crashes... impossible on Space Stations That Suck · · Score: 1

    Uh oh... I just ran out of chili sauce. Should I seek therapy?

    Finally, the Rock has come back to /.

  17. Re:What? on Space Stations That Suck · · Score: 1

    Well, the killer space bees of course go without saying...

    Finally, the Rock has come back to /.

  18. Re:language barriers on Space Stations That Suck · · Score: 1

    Having an "official" language is not yet a problem. Apparently, the Russians speak fluent English, and the Americans speak fluent Russian. This situation has apparently led to an amusing blend of the two languages. I'm not sure which language they use to describe how much the space station apparently "sucks".

    Finally, the Rock has come back to /.

  19. Re:H2O on Stellar Apocalypse Shows Water · · Score: 2

    You think water would be everywhere. You think we'd be finding the stuff all over the place.

    I decided to subject this theory to the scientific method:
    Hypothesis: as stated above.
    Test: I walk out into my back yard. I see the Atlantic ocean.
    Conclusion: Damn, he's onto something. I see a whole lot of water out there.

  20. Re:Water or beer in stars on Stellar Apocalypse Shows Water · · Score: 1

    Lucy in the Sky with Beer?

  21. Re:Pillars? on Stellar Apocalypse Shows Water · · Score: 1

    How might there be pillars "under" this cloud of water vapor in space?

    Finally, the Rock has come back to /.

  22. Re:Welcome to the 21st century on PS2 Hard Drive Announced · · Score: 1

    A hard drive is nice, but I think I'm going to wait until Sony caves in and releases a highly demanded 5.25" floppy drive.

  23. Re:There is a certification that does this. on On the Definition of a Hostile Network Connection? · · Score: 1

    If only that were true.

    Trying to land an IT job with just a Computer Science degree, but no experience seems to be impossible these days. To get a job, one must have experience... to get experience, one must have a job.

    If you disagree with this analysis, then make me a job offer please :)

  24. Torched SUV Dealership on Eco-Terrorism · · Score: 4

    It seems to me that torching an SUV dealership would release a lot of non-environmentally friendly garbage into the air. Kind of counter productive for the eco-terrorists when you think about it.

  25. Wow! on Squaresoft To Go Multiplatform · · Score: 1

    Squaresoft is going multiplatinum? I didn't realize they already gone gold!