"According to a study published in the upcoming October issue of the American Journal of Preventive Medicine, the average US video game player is 35 years old, overweight, and tends toward depression"...and tends to troll anonymously the various forums where they can feel superior to young adults, children, and the mentally handicapped.
Some over-sensitive mod is gonna mod this flamebait or troll, when the reality is, I'm meta-trolling the article. Get it? No? Shit, me neither. Hand me that controller, will you?
I live just outside of DC, and as you probably are well aware, there's literally MONTHS worth of things to see/information in the museums here in the metro area.
if you're road tripping from the NE, head for the Southwest. There are more ruins than you can shake a stick at out there.
VP of Engineering: "Dude, they're going to find out, and they'll be pissed." VP of Marketing: "This is going to be great. Think of all the things we could do with this information. Think of all the people we could sell that information to. The feature stays." EVP of Marketing: "I eat boogers." CMO: "Excellent work, EVP of Marketing. VP of Engineering, you're too cautious. You'll never make it in today's world." CIO: "He's right. You're fired." VP of Engineering: "It's all good, I already have two other jobs lined up. Later, losers." EVP of Marketing: "Did I mention I eat my own boogers?"
"Djeet yet? Nawp, djew? Nawp. Ya awntto? Aiught."---is perfectly valid in TexWord2k7.
(For those that don't speak "Texan" or "country" the above sentence was a conversation between two people who were hungry: Did you eat yet? No, have you? No. Would you like to? Alright.)
Actually, it was. It showed a fundamental understanding of the law and how it pertained to the ruling she made. She got it right. It sucks, and hard, but she got it 100% right.
The judge's ruling is bound by the current law. It doesn't matter if she thinks it's stupid or accurate, she's bound by it and gave the ruling that she was bound to.
My company works with several 3rd party vendors* who are locked into IE6. They haven't even ported their software to IE7, much less 8.
It's horrible. The good news is a couple of those 3rd party vendor programs do work in firefox.
*yeah, yeah. I know. It's a horrible business practice, but the good news for us and them is we're a rabbit's whisker away from dropping them for additional vendors.
In a world where MMOs and movies collide...one man comes forth to save humanity.
(Voice over) It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
"CUT! Where are the grues? What do you mean they need dark? What is this lame? Damnit, stupid game developers. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FILM THE GRUES IF I CAN'T SEE THEM?
What do you mean, infrared cameras? Oh. Nice. Carry on, dead voice-over guy."
Arnold Schwarznegger: "We've got to get out of heauh!" Adam Sandler: "NO! They're all gonna laugh at you!" Gary Coleman: "Whatchu talkin bout Willis? Nicole Ritchey: "Like, wow. That's one ugly grue." Jim Carrey: "I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*! I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding while trying to hit a grue!" Jack Nicholson: "I picture a man, then I take away reason and accountability."
They (you know, "they") don't tie the two industries together in a video game.
Login to "Hollywood World", pick your sim. Have them go on sets, act, thrash hotel rooms, act strange on Letterman. Get fat, get too skinny. Drink too much, do drugs. Go into rehab. Be "reborn" with a role that makes you relevant again.
What we see:"It was fantastic!"--Joel Johnson, Cool Water Creek Semi-Yearly Sentinel
What they really wrote: "If you like being gored by an angry bull while a swarm of yellow jackets play tether-ball with your testicles, you'll love this Twitpera, for you, masochist, it was fantastic!"
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"According to a study published in the upcoming October issue of the American Journal of Preventive Medicine, the average US video game player is 35 years old, overweight, and tends toward depression"...and tends to troll anonymously the various forums where they can feel superior to young adults, children, and the mentally handicapped.
Some over-sensitive mod is gonna mod this flamebait or troll, when the reality is, I'm meta-trolling the article. Get it? No? Shit, me neither. Hand me that controller, will you?
I don't always call people I don't know bad names on the internet, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.---The most anonymous man in the world
Hiro Protagonist. And his sword. And his undefeatedness-nous.
It's kinda like "PC Load Letter".
We're also assuming that any "alien" life form must come from the same "building blocks" that life as we know it does.
Who says this must be this way? For all I know, the building block of life on planet X-471 could be oil-stained pizza boxes.
You have no idea how wrong you are in posting this.
All my plans, my comments, my years of dedication to this site building up my ego RUINED. Thanks a lot, jerk.
Kind of important information, IMO.
I live just outside of DC, and as you probably are well aware, there's literally MONTHS worth of things to see/information in the museums here in the metro area.
if you're road tripping from the NE, head for the Southwest. There are more ruins than you can shake a stick at out there.
Bi-Sexual Microsoft Expert.
What? I won't tell, promise. Your secret is safe with me. :P
VP of Engineering: "Dude, they're going to find out, and they'll be pissed."
VP of Marketing: "This is going to be great. Think of all the things we could do with this information. Think of all the people we could sell that information to. The feature stays."
EVP of Marketing: "I eat boogers."
CMO: "Excellent work, EVP of Marketing. VP of Engineering, you're too cautious. You'll never make it in today's world."
CIO: "He's right. You're fired."
VP of Engineering: "It's all good, I already have two other jobs lined up. Later, losers."
EVP of Marketing: "Did I mention I eat my own boogers?"
I was born in a small town in Texas and lived in-state for 10 years. Yes, it's "redneck", but tell me you don't think there's rednecks in Texas?
http://xkcd.com/538/
It's funny cause it's true.
"Djeet yet? Nawp, djew? Nawp. Ya awntto? Aiught."---is perfectly valid in TexWord2k7.
(For those that don't speak "Texan" or "country" the above sentence was a conversation between two people who were hungry: Did you eat yet? No, have you? No. Would you like to? Alright.)
lulz. Nicely done sir.
I would say more, but my typing is buffering.
Actually, it was. It showed a fundamental understanding of the law and how it pertained to the ruling she made. She got it right. It sucks, and hard, but she got it 100% right.
The judge's ruling is bound by the current law. It doesn't matter if she thinks it's stupid or accurate, she's bound by it and gave the ruling that she was bound to.
damnit, I hate getting interrupted when I'm typing something. I meant "different" not additional. /me waits for 2 minutes.
My company works with several 3rd party vendors* who are locked into IE6. They haven't even ported their software to IE7, much less 8.
It's horrible. The good news is a couple of those 3rd party vendor programs do work in firefox.
*yeah, yeah. I know. It's a horrible business practice, but the good news for us and them is we're a rabbit's whisker away from dropping them for additional vendors.
Gotdamn, I bet you guys are a hit at parties.
Oh yeah? Well I used some salt and pepper and then grilled it over wet wood chips.
*shakes fist*
Oh, I'll get you, anonymous coward! I'll get you some day!
In a world where MMOs and movies collide...one man comes forth to save humanity.
(Voice over) It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
"CUT! Where are the grues? What do you mean they need dark? What is this lame? Damnit, stupid game developers. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FILM THE GRUES IF I CAN'T SEE THEM?
What do you mean, infrared cameras? Oh. Nice. Carry on, dead voice-over guy."
Arnold Schwarznegger: "We've got to get out of heauh!"
Adam Sandler: "NO! They're all gonna laugh at you!"
Gary Coleman: "Whatchu talkin bout Willis?
Nicole Ritchey: "Like, wow. That's one ugly grue."
Jim Carrey: "I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*! I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding while trying to hit a grue!"
Jack Nicholson: "I picture a man, then I take away reason and accountability."
One man, a team of flatulent horses, and a grue.
Gruesome. Coming soon.
Erm...we're headed there now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRS90V8BQGo
They (you know, "they") don't tie the two industries together in a video game.
Login to "Hollywood World", pick your sim. Have them go on sets, act, thrash hotel rooms, act strange on Letterman. Get fat, get too skinny. Drink too much, do drugs. Go into rehab. Be "reborn" with a role that makes you relevant again.
Hell, I'd play this game. :-P
What we see:"It was fantastic!"--Joel Johnson, Cool Water Creek Semi-Yearly Sentinel
What they really wrote: "If you like being gored by an angry bull while a swarm of yellow jackets play tether-ball with your testicles, you'll love this Twitpera, for you, masochist, it was fantastic!"
@twitopera: Full of fail. It is a pile of excrement and it stinketh to high heaven. FAIL. LUDICROUS FAIL.
"What exactly would happen if Websense did revoke their license for the Yemeni ISPs?"
Free, unfiltered, unfettered access to the rest of the world? Freedom for people to determine their own paths?
Why on earth would the Yemen(ese?) government want that for its citizens?
Control=power.
this isn't flamebait, it's funny, truthful, and probably more insightful than the mod who moderated it flamebait thinks.