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  1. Re:Kilgore's Election Gambit on Virginia Arrests Man For Spamming · · Score: 1

    Did you even READ the article you posted? Kilmore says he disagrees with the Supreme Court for trying to make a new law.
    Now, I've heard enough about Kilmore to not like him, but please, do NOT but words in his mouth. That just discredits you.

    Josh

  2. Re:Changing keyboards on Nokia Shows Off Phone with Printable Faceplate · · Score: 1

    Funny story, but you got the keys wrong. You can't change out the J key, or the F key. Those are the keys with the raised plastic so you can feel that your hands are in the right place, and the bottom part of the key is a different size than the rest of the keys.

    As someone who has changed out many keys to hunt-and-peck users, I know. :)

  3. Apple Sauce on Beatles Bite Apple · · Score: 1

    "So Mr. Jobs, how do you like dem apples?"

    BANG!

    Jobs: Apple sauce, bitch

  4. In Other News... on MSN Planning to Take on Google? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Microsoft, the software giant, announced today that it was poised to take on God, Creator of the Heavenâ(TM)s and Earth.

    âoeI think we are ready for this,â said Bill Gates, who plans on renaming himself âoeThe Gatesâ. âoeGod has had his time running the universe, now itâ(TM)s my, err, our turn.â

    Microsoft would not comment on future plans if they do indeed beat God out as ruler of the heavens, but did say they plan on charging a license fee for living.

    God was unavailable for comment, but was heard laughing very loudly.

    Film at eleven.

  5. Re:Oh well. on The Computational Requirements for the Matrix · · Score: 1

    We all know the simulation will be ended soon anyway, thanks to the Volgons

    I, for one, have my towel and am ready to leave this "mostly harmless" planet and see the universe. All for only 26 standard Albrain coins, too!