User: ubugly2

Re:Consequence?

On: Bouncing UK Children Cause Earthquake

...but this one goes to 11.

Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 54

On: Fling-A-Keg

was he perchance assulted by an offcourse beer keg or pumpkin?

Banana p.c. junior

On: Berke Breathed Interview in The Onion

The one machine i wished someone would make...

Those alien bastards keep shooting up my ride...

On: Quake 4 Announced

I just hope DUKE NUKEM "takin' forever" comes out before quake 8 hits the holoscreens....

Re:Old keyboards

On: Cashing In On Antique Computers

funny that you mention it,out of all my other keyboards,this is my favorite,heavy as hell solid and has survive massive abuse.i just wished i could find the drivers so i could program it. you might want to check surplus at local schools,that's how i wound up with 9 pallets of assorted computer toys

young einstein

On: The Jet Powered Beer Cooler

..wait til he tries to split the beer atom..

Re:who takes over as Indy?

On: Fourth Indiana Jones Installment

didn't Alec Baldwin die during the great Canadian bombing run of 2000

What's in a name....

On: Water Guns

....xpbackfire http://www.howstuffworks.com/gif/water-blaster-xpb ackfire.jpg surprised microsoft isn't freaked..

weirdness

On: Clonaid, Lullabyes, Gerbils

I would love to see the clonaid and the Scientologists get together for a b.b.q. it would make a good sitcom

anonymous coward ,troll wanabee,dead at 14

On: Copyright Ruling May Create Memory Hole

Sad new I just heard on Cops/Jerry Springer - Slashdot troll poster writer Anonymous Coward was found dead in his Alabama trailer this morning. I'm sure we'll all miss him - even if you didn't read his posts you've probably enjoyed one of his goat.cx pics. Truly an American moron

warez the distro?

On: Caldera Per Seat Licensing

i'll wait for the day i see a caldera .iso at fosis or broke up into 72 .rars on an ftp

Re:Apple are so racist - boycott them

On: Mac Nostalgia On Two Fronts

since i'm pretty much colorblind i'll ask anyway,does the "african-american" race{i hate that term as well} now own 1/26'th of the alphabet?

another speed bump.

On: Internet-Ready Car

do we really need more soccer moms driving canyoneros with internet explorer?they're already a menace with low tech suv's....

freeze dried backbacon

On: Canada Plans Mars Mission

...it's aboot time.....