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Berke Breathed Interview in The Onion

Hobart writes "Berke Breathed, author of Bloom County has granted an interview to Tasha Robinson of the The Onion's AV Club. This is the second interview I've seen in six months (previous interview link) after the six years of silence since the end of Outland. He even calls for volunteers to help with his site! ;)"

188 comments

  1. The good old days... by Silver222 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Bloom County was the reason I did so well in History class way back when. I remember reading strips about Ed Meese and Caspar Weinberger, and then having to go to the library and find a Time magazine or Newsweek to figure out who they were. I really miss those comic strips. I still pull out those books from time to time, have a couple of beers and stay up laughing until 4 in the morning. The closest thing I've found to replace it is The Boondocks

    However, YMMV

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  2. Re:Ah yes, the fading days of newspaper comics. by swinginSwingler · · Score: 3, Informative
    Newspaper comics aren't very enjoyable?

    The boondocks by Aaron McGruder is some of the funniest stuff i've read in a long time.

    http://www.boondocks.net/

  3. Re:Race in Bloom County by thedesertfox · · Score: 1

    Yep, there was. If I remember, Oliver created that thing to make the South African Ambassador black because of Apartheid. His dad wouldn't let him, so he tried getting Cutter John to fly up in his wheelchair with balloons to do it. It didn't work, and he crashed into the Atlantic. Opus was also dragged along for the ride, and it ended up having a long sequence with him having amnesia.

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  4. Re:Berke hasn't been watching the cartoons of the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Carol in Wildwood? (formerly Bobo's Progress)

    Since Breathed admits he doesn't read the comics, how would he know what's out there? (or what's funny)

  5. Bill Watterson interviews by TashaRobinson · · Score: 1

    We tried to get Bill Watterson for The Onion too, but he's basically a hermit. As near as I could tell, he's granted a total of two interviews in his career. One of those was for an obscure magazine, and has been reprinted all over the Web. For the other, he wouldn't actually let the interviewer record anything he said or take notes, he just talked to him for an article. These days, his syndicate just auto-rejects any requests; they've been asked to not pass them on at all.

    I'm still hoping to get to Gary Larson one of these days, though. We asked and he was friendly about it, but ultimately turned us down because he's working on something, and asked us to get back to him in about six months. That was about six months ago, so maybe someday soon.

  6. thanks for the info! by Pope · · Score: 1

    Did you ever recover from the Oz-Wonderland war? :)

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  7. Politically relevant as well by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
    With the revival of missle defense and renewed interested in destroying the environment I think that many of my favorite strips from Bloom County are as relevant now as in the 1980s.

    GW thinks he is Ronald Reagan.

  8. Re:Interview Fake? by TashaRobinson · · Score: 1
    It seems many /.ers have failed to remember that the Onion is a satirical newspaper. This is, like all their other interviews, probably made-up.

    The front section, or comedy section, of The Onion is all fiction. The back section, the A.V. Club, consists of serious reviews of movies, videos, music, and books, and real interviews. And a few cartoons, and in some editions, the Savage Love sex column. None of our interviews are fabricated.

  9. Re:Very cool! by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    It's safe to assume that those three comic strips had universal appeal across industries because they all relied on topics that were relevant and interesting to all people.

    What I'm saying is that it isn't a geek-only cultural phenomenon.

    Dancin Santa

  10. Stale? by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

    I don't really understand how he thinks Bloom County is stale now. Reagan and Jean Kirkpatrick may be long gone, but I still find Bloom County strips hilarious. Maybe it's some false modesty on Breathed's part.

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    1. Re:Stale? by great+om · · Score: 1

      same.

      Frankly, if Berke wanted to he could just cross out the names of real people in his strips and replace them with modern names, and frighteningly enough, it would still make sense

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    2. Re:Stale? by eXtro · · Score: 1

      But we know who Reagan and Jean Kirkpatrick are. Younger people either won't know who they are, or possibly in the case of Reagan will only know the republican revisionist version of him.

    3. Re:Stale? by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 1

      I dunno.. I didn't know who Kirkpatrick was til i read bloom county..i was a kid, and BC made me go look it up.

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      Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. -- Carl Sagan

  11. Re:Far Side by well_jung · · Score: 1
    I'm reminded of the story Henry David Thoreau told to explain his quitting his father's pencil company.

    "I made the Perfect Pencil. There was no reason to continue"

    Honestly, the process is always better than the result. When are you happier, Having sex, or just having had sex? Plus, fire is way cool. Sailing's nice and all, thrilling and whatnot. But given a choice between torching a huge sailboat and using it, I'd take the Beavis Way.

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  12. Re:Very cool! by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    I would go with Bloom County, Dilbert, and Fox Trot, in that order.

    Even though he says he cringes at his old strips, I tend to re-read all my Bloom County collections every other year, and they still make me laugh just as hard as the first time.

    I just hope he starts 'tooning again.

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  13. Insight behind the dot-com bust... by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Funny
    O: At about this time last year, the Internet freelance marketplace ants.com announced that you'd won a bid to design a mascot for them. Whatever became of that?

    BB: I entered as a joke and a bet with my brother-in-law that I could name a price that a dot-com would refuse to pay. The bastards paid.

    1. Re:Insight behind the dot-com bust... by seanmeister · · Score: 2

      BB obivously was the only one to benefit from *that* deal - the current ants.com logo consists of nothing except the word "ants.com"!

  14. Interview Fake? by WaxParadigm · · Score: 1

    It seems many /.ers have failed to remember that the Onion is a satirical newspaper. This is, like all their other interviews, probably made-up.

    Seems they did a pretty good job.

    I do rememer reading a funny short on how MSFT plans to patent 1's and 0's, which all mathematics derive from, hence patenting all physical laws like Gravity, etc. Imagine paying MSFT to stay on the earth (sounds a lot like consumer PCs to me).

    1. Re:Interview Fake? by VulgarBoatman · · Score: 1

      This is one of the regular features of The Onion that is not made up.

      Their interviews are (almost) always insightful (mod +1) and intelligent, and their subjects ecclectic.

      They also review actual albums by actual bands. AND they provide some of the best reviews anywhere -- of real live movies that you too can go and see.

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    2. Re:Interview Fake? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Everyone knows that IBM has the patent on 1's and 0's...

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  15. Re:Berke in the Christian Science Monitor by zeda · · Score: 1

    Damn fine newspaper actually.

  16. Irony and humour abound by TACD · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The only Outland I ever read was in the very last book; I already loved it by the time I got to the end (which were also the last strips, of course). Sensational stuff, of which I shall dig up more one day.

    Also, as I have aged (but not by much ;)) it's been nice to notice how I can relate more and more to Calvin and Hobbes; it was funny when I was younger, and now it's funny on a whole new level. I tells ya, that boy's got it sussed.

    (And kudos to Bill anyway, for never succumbing to the demands of the the syndicate to license C&H.)

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    1. Re:Irony and humour abound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kudos to Bill anyway, for never succumbing to the demands of the the syndicate to license C&H

      I dunno. A whole generation is growing up thinking that Calvin is just a cartoon character pissing on the gas cap of teenagers' cars. It would have been better to start pumping out C&H dolls and stickers to get better name recognition of the series. It would also line Watterson's pockets in the process.

      As it is, C&H is just *our* happy memory. Snoopy and Garfield, OTOH, are known to everyone.

  17. Re:He's got his priorities in order. by sg3000 · · Score: 2

    > More important than your career or your pet
    > peeve -- your family.

    You may want to rethink that sentiment. No matter what your typical slashdot reader thinks, the word "family" doesn't include your computer.

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    Insert simplistic political, ideological, or personal proselytization here.
  18. good work but stuck in the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His comeback work better be much much better than the retread of ideas found in Doonsbury.


    Can some of those Nixon era boomers please retire!

    You know who you are.

  19. Re:A question I must have missed... by psychalgia · · Score: 1
    bill waterson (sp?) wrote calvin and hobbes. He had had enough, and decided to retire. Dude did that strip for a long-ass time.

    better to go out in a flash

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  20. Zippy explained (sort of) by hey! · · Score: 2

    I think of it this way: Zippy usually aims to be as humorous as possible without actually trying to be funny.

    Zippy strips invite you to observe and think about things in a humorous and somewhat cynical frame of mind. While they are sometimes extremely funny, they more often avoid the kind of release of tension you would get with a laugh and prefer to leave things a bit off key - like a piano piece played expertly then deliberately ended on a wrong note. Zippy leads you away from, around, and finally obliquely back to the subject. When you arrive it has a quality something like being funny, but usually more muted and self-conscious. Or at least that's how I experience it -- maybe others find them routinely laugh out loud funny.

    Just my $0.02.

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  21. Re:*sniff* the good ol' days by Mahonrimoriancumer · · Score: 1

    Zippy is still around. Everyone at work thinks I am strange for laughing at it until I explain what is funny about it. (Then they still don't usally get it.)

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    So climate's changing. So what? It has always changed. The big news would be if it wasn't changing. - Dr. Philip Stone
  22. Re: Thoreau's Ultimate Fate by jake-in-a-box · · Score: 1

    Yea, well Thoreau eventually returned to his family business and worked there until he died. And suffered from the lung disease that affected most long-time workers in that industry suffered, some form of brown/black lung. Some people work the live, others live to work.

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  23. Tux vs. Opus by daeley · · Score: 2

    Tux is definitely the winner in the sheer cuteness department, but I bet Opus could take him in a deathmatch! ;-)

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  24. Re:Here's why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    being consistently modded down in the way you suggest is why i spend my energy elsewhere

  25. Berke in the Christian Science Monitor by nordicfrost · · Score: 3, Informative

    You can find an interview from last February here.

    1. Re:Berke in the Christian Science Monitor by osgeek · · Score: 2

      My browser has trouble opening that URL. It comes back with the error message:

      480: Unparseable oxymoronic URL - pick "Christian" or "Science", but not both.

      Think it's available in a Google cache somewhere? :)

  26. Re:Berke hasn't been watching the cartoons of the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slappy Squirrel.

  27. onion interviews. by saintlupus · · Score: 1

    Their interviews are (almost) always insightful (mod +1) and intelligent, and their subjects ecclectic.

    Hear hear. Check out the interview with Harlan Ellison if you haven't already... one of the best in the archives, in my humble opinion. Got me to drive across three states to hear him speak at a science fiction convention.

    --saint
  28. Hi, Berke by Zico · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    While you're at it, Berke, how 'bout inventing a word for dyed-in-the-wool liberals who sound ready to join a holy crusade to convince people that they aren't so liberal after all, they're really just libertarians at heart. You know, like you and Bill Maher.

    And just between the two of us, would you mind giving the Elvis references a hiatus until you figure out a way to remove from humanity's memory banks that completely unfunny and untouching dreck you called "The Outlands?" Thanks.

    1. Re:Hi, Berke by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      And just between the two of us, would you mind giving the Elvis references a hiatus

      Perhaps you are unaware that Elvis is considered by many people Berke's age, entirely without irony, the King of Rock and Roll, having invented and defined the entire genre.

      As for the image of the fat Elvis in Las Vegas... he had his prime, certainly, but since he references in the interview how good Schultz was at the end, I don't think the Elvis comment was supposed to be a perfect analogy, just a comment that Schultz was the King of the genre.

      And yes, Peanuts in the 80s sucked. But so did almost all drawn art in America, animated, comic book and cartoon. Part of the reason the likes of Opus, Calvin and cows with granny glasses stand out is because they were greats among the really really lousy.

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  29. Re:Berke hasn't been watching the cartoons of the by fizban · · Score: 1

    Sorry, not really. It's still the Warner Brothers who are the main characters. That cartoon would never have existed if not for them. They only threw Dot in there to add the female support role to the male leads. Sorry to burst your bubble, bud.

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  30. i loved bloom county and outlands by fjordboy · · Score: 1

    I have many, many of the bloom county collections (even the "Billy and the Boingers" official vinyl album.) I really enjoyed those books. However, the interview with Berke is nice...but I would really love to see some interviews of Bill Watterson....anyone know of any recent ones since his retirement?

    1. Re:i loved bloom county and outlands by general_re · · Score: 2

      IIRC, Watterson doesn't do interviews. Period.

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    2. Re:i loved bloom county and outlands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that Watterson moved into Ted Kaczynski's old digs in Montana and retreated from civilization. He may never be heard from again, unless the FBI has to go looking for him.

  31. Interesting Review! by jallen02 · · Score: 1

    I notice one peculiar thing that perhaps is a slip up on breathds part. He still refers to himself a couple of times in the article as a cartoonist. Or includes himself within the group or cartoonists. It is interesting to note that he is retired yet still includes himself as one of "them" :). I suppose once a cartoonist always a cartoonist.

    He totally underrates himself, he got a pulitzer for his cartoon work, which as he pokes fun at was probably not an easy feat by any means.

    Jeremy

  32. He's got his priorities in order. by Rimbo · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From the interview:

    O: Have you decided what you want to be when you grow up?

    BB: Dad. The rest is frosting.


    More important than your career or your pet peeve -- your family.
  33. Re:Bloom County ? What the fuck is that ? by swinginSwingler · · Score: 2, Funny

    All I have to say is "THPTF"

  34. Re:Very cool! by egomaniac · · Score: 2

    I'd be more inclined to agree with you if a single one of my non-hacker friends liked either Dilbert or Bloom County. Most of my non-work friends haven't even heard of Bloom County.

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  35. Re:Very cool! by egomaniac · · Score: 2

    When did I say that my friends were pre-pubescent when Bloom County was in production? Most of my friends are in their thirties and forties. They still weren't familiar with it until I mentioned it.

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    ZFS: because love is never having to say fsck
  36. I always knew he wasn't a nice guy, but come on! by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 0, Redundant
    From the interview:
    Even Sparky Schulz never owned the Peanuts characters. Technically, they could have fired him and hired college kids to do the strip. Maybe they did, for those last 20 years. Good ol' Sparky. He was our Elvis, in his prime.
    What an insulting remark. Breathed himself should have had the talent Schulz carried around in his little finger, even in his driest years -- which were not his last. I recently picked up a collection of all the comics from Peanuts' last year and was pleasantly surprised to see that Schulz was back in top form. Yeah, his lines were made a little shaky by that hand tremor he suffered from that never quite went away. But he always wrote and drew that strip himself, and took not a single break from its beginning in 1950 until a 5 week vacation in 1997. (But hey, the man had just turned 75, so he deserved a vacation.)

    I'll not deny that starting, oh, about the time Bloom County was just beginning it looked as if Schulz had settled down into a kind of routine cuteness that lacked much of his old originality. But by his last years, he was rockin' again. Old characters we hadn't seen in years reappeared and the humor really started to click again. As I was reading that last year's worth of strips I found myself laughing out loud more than once. Which is something I can't say about the strips Breathed produced his last year on the job.

    It was also well-known that Schulz always insisted that the strip was written and drawn by no one but himself. Breathed, the man was your better. Have more respect.

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    And the brethren went away edified.
  37. Re:well, dayummm by naChoZ · · Score: 1
    You're forgetting the lovely Yaz Pistachio... she was more my type. ;)

    Seriously though, I still have my old BC books. Most are in rough shape due to many moves, but my Billy and the Boingers is still intact with the vinyl still attached and untouched.

    My favorite stuff still comes from the really early strips. Who remembers Senator Befellow? Milo and the Bloom Picayune would call up his wife for comments. Those were great.

    My favorite line ever though:

    "McNope, but McMaybe McLater!"

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    "I can be self-referential if I want to," said Tom, swiftly.
  38. Far Side by Judas96' · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Far Side!

    1. Re:Far Side by darkPHi3er · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Talented people know when they are running out of good ideas and can do something else with their lives."

      once upon a time there was a mythical guy, mythically named "Seymour Cray",

      Seymour had a very tough day job as Big Designer Guy of a very BIGG computer company.

      Seymour designed a reasonably successful computer and then left to do his heart's desire....

      as a way of embracing change and rejecting orthodoxy...this Seymour guy used to design and build hi-performance sailboats, when he was finished building a boat, he would sail it for a while and then....

      ....SET IT ON FIRE, BURN IT TO THE GROUND (SEA, actually)....

      and START ALL OVER AGAIN...

      maybe Cray, Brethed and Watterson know something the rest of us don't????

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      Ten quid, she's so easy to blind. And not a word is spoken...
    2. Re:Far Side by briggsb · · Score: 1

      Talented people know when they are running out of good ideas and can do something else with their lives. The others never had anything in the first place so don't notice any difference.

    3. Re:Far Side by YIAAL · · Score: 1

      oh, yeah. Absolutely! How come they all quit(well, except for Scott Adams, so far) and Cathy, Garfield, and Mary Worth just keep rolling along?

    4. Re:Far Side by majestyk2000 · · Score: 0

      According to Scott Adams himself, he used some sort of mystic method of wishing yourself success. He wished that the Calvin & Hobbes creator and the Bloom County creator would retire, and they did. I'm not making this up...it is actually at the end of one of the bound hardcover Dilbert books (The Dilbert Future, I think?)

  39. Re:Tom Cruise? by WNight · · Score: 2

    Ummm, hello moderator. You may be too crack-addled to click on the article, but then you shouldn't moderate. The post you marked as off-topic is *directly* ON-topic.

    BB is very anti-Tom Cruise(missile). Why?

  40. Berke Dell and Eyebeam by Mittermeyer · · Score: 1

    I was in UT Austin in the early 80s. You've heard of Berke (the magazine he talks about was called UTmost, get it?), and the two other things was this crazy kid making PCs in his dorm room named Dell, and Sam Hurt's Eyebeam. Actually I would say Eyebeam was more popular at UT then Berke- Hank the Hallucination won Student Body President. Check it out- http://www.samhurt.com/index.html

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  41. .sig city! by mefus · · Score: 1
    Damn lot of good .siglines in that interview:
    If there's a female character in a big furry suit on Barney or Sesame Street, she has long eyelashes and flits and flutters about like some nightmarish caricature from Jerry Falwell's wet dream.
    heh
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  42. well, dayummm by zineboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Opus was named after a Kansas song. If you're too young to know who Kansas was, to hell with you.

    "Magnum Opus", live version on _Two For the Show_ amazes.

    Anyone else ever have the hots for Quiche Lorraine?

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    1. Re:well, dayummm by geekoid · · Score: 2

      she still tip-toes through my dreams..

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    2. Re:well, dayummm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i had it for lola granola; opus' would-be bride. mmmmmm, artsy chick in short-shorts.

  43. Re:I always knew he wasn't a nice guy, but come on by Jonathan · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Yeah, yeah, you think Peanuts was funnier than Bloom County. No doubt you think Leave it to Beaver and Ozzie and Harriet were laugh riots too, and think Norman Rockwell was a great artist. I'll take biting sarcasm over stale 1950's nostalgia any day.

  44. Very cool! by YIAAL · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My fantasy is to have Dilbert, Calvin & Hobbes, & Bloom County all running at once.

    1. Re:Very cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like to think of myself as a corporation.

    2. Re:Very cool! by egomaniac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those are my three favorite comics, too! Pretty freaky. I never really liked Outland, but Bloom County was an unbelievable strip, IMHO unmatched by anything currently published.

      I wonder how many other hackers are into these three? A cultural phenomenon, perhaps?

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    3. Re:Very cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funniest & well drawn strip out there right now is Mutts.

    4. Re:Very cool! by great+om · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I'm only 21 and bloom county is my favorite strip and I've only ever encountered it in book form (my parents recieved, to my dismay when I was a child, the only paper without comics --The New York Times)

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    5. Re:Very cool! by mefus · · Score: 1

      Across... industries?

      Are you a citizen or an employee?

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    6. Re:Very cool! by well_jung · · Score: 1
      I understand. Most of my exposure to Doonesbury was from books (TGF the Public Library). I just think it's not likely that pre-teens would have been reading Bloom County and getting the humor when it in circulation. Were you reading it before you went to High School?

      Oh, USA Today, while I hesitate to call it a "newspaper", does not have a comics section either.

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      "With one breath, with one flow, You will know Synchronicity" -La Policia
    7. Re:Very cool! by well_jung · · Score: 1
      BlmCnty, Calvin & Hobbes, Doonsebury, Foxtrot, Dilbert, UF. In that order.

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      Carl G. Jung
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      "With one breath, with one flow, You will know Synchronicity" -La Policia
    8. Re:Very cool! by well_jung · · Score: 1
      It does sorta require having been at least a teenager when the strip was in circulation. Since it's been pretty much a decade since Bloom County was in production, it's quite possible that your friends never read it because the drawing style didn't appeal to thier pre-pubecent artistic sensibilities.

      Milo, to a pregnant lady: "Lady, do you love that baby inside your stomach?"

      Pregnant Lady: "Of course I do!"

      Milo: "Then why did you eat him?"

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      Carl G. Jung
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      "With one breath, with one flow, You will know Synchronicity" -La Policia
    9. Re:Very cool! by guinsu · · Score: 2

      What about the Far Side?

    10. Re:Very cool! by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Those are my three favorite comics, too! Pretty freaky. ... I wonder how many other hackers are into these three? A cultural phenomenon, perhaps?

      Errr, it might be a cultural phenomenon, except for the small fact that "Dilbert, Calvin & Hobbes, & Bloom County" are/were three of THE most popular comic strips in the United States.

      It's like saying, "Oh, you like Coca-Cola, Star Wars, and having sex, too?! So do I! Hack3rs ru13!"

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      "And like that ... he's gone."
  45. owww! by sik+puppy · · Score: 1

    Talk about opening old wounds. I'd been able to forget the hole in my morning humor 'til this reminded me of all that great stuff that isn't there anymore.

    Now I'm not going to get any sleep as I stay up all night reading the collection of strips.

    Thanks, I think...

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  46. NEW GOATSE WARNING FOR ABOVE LINK! DON'T GO CAP'N! by uncleFester · · Score: 2

    .. and i thought only birds everted their cloacha.

    ick.

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  47. Re:Race in Bloom County by naChoZ · · Score: 1
    Brethed says he avoids race but I remember 3 strips that dealt with it directly. One involving a flesh-coloured band-aid, one involving 'flesh' crayons, and a third where the young black kid buys a copy of 'ebony', and the little white kid tries to buy a copy of the ficticious 'ivory' to which the proprieter says something like 'shoo! i run a progressive newstand here!'. Maybe not dealing with it so serious, but to a 12-year-old it seemed like advanced socialogical debate ;)
    Actually, your comment jogged another memory. I specifically remember a series of strips where Binkley is in school and develops his first crush and the girl was black. He comes home and he's telling his father about it and as he's going on and on his father is thinking to himself with fatherly pride "My son is in love!" About that time he finishes his description of his schoolyard sweetheart "skin of chocolate..." and his father thinks "chocolate?!"

    I don't recall the outcome. I'm pretty sure it can be found in Berke's first book though.

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    "I can be self-referential if I want to," said Tom, swiftly.
  48. Outland Strips Online (yes, I'm a whore) by Ezubaric · · Score: 3, Informative
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  49. Ah yes, the fading days of newspaper comics. by nougatmachine · · Score: 5, Insightful
    A great read for people interested in newspaper comics is the tenth anniversery collection of Calvin And Hobbes, which is notable for Bill Watterson's informative essays on how the comics work. To sum up:syndicates only accept things geared towards mass consumption because newspaper comics are by and large regarded as an annoyance by the people creating newspapers, which results in reduced sizes, restrictive sunday formats, and other aggravating issues. Watterson practically had newspaper editors at his throat when he and his syndicate asked about being able to actually design his own sunday comic format. When they were finally convinced into doing this, Calvan and Hobbes created some amazing work.

    Since then, Breathed, Watterson, and Larson have all retired and the newspaper comics aren't very enjoyable for me today. Occasionally Fox Trot will still be amusing, and of course Dilbert is very witty, but you never get a chance to see anything impressive visually. Maybe the internet will pick up the slack? Sluggy Freelance (to pick a random example) has had amazing storylines spanning months, and the artist is free to create whatever kind of strip he wants, without censorship, ridiculous format demands, or any other unnecessary crap. Now, if only being profitable was easier...

    1. Re:Ah yes, the fading days of newspaper comics. by einstein · · Score: 1
      other great visually stunning web comics...

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    2. Re:Ah yes, the fading days of newspaper comics. by david+duncan+scott · · Score: 2

      Newspapers? Do they still make those?

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    3. Re:Ah yes, the fading days of newspaper comics. by BLAMM! · · Score: 1

      If your apologizing for sending traffic his way, don't. He deserves it for wasting everybody's time by creating an absolutely addicting cast of characters and storylines. I've never apologized for my sig and I never will. :)

    4. Re:Ah yes, the fading days of newspaper comics. by Elbereth · · Score: 2

      I suppose I'm going against the tide of public opinion here, but I'm not that fond of Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes). I can't say that I'm terribly impressed with Berke Breathed, either.

      You guys should read some of the stuff that Watterson has written. IMHO, he's a hyprocrite, egomaniac, and blowhard. I used to like Calvin & Hobbes, but after finding out what a dork the artist is, it's become very difficult for me to like the art.

      Berke Breathed isn't very highly regarded among his peers. I suggest doing a search for Gary Trudeau interviews and trying to find out why he dislikes Berke Breathed so much. According to Trudeau and some other artists, much of Bloom County was outright ripped off from their strips. I'm not sure how true that is, since I never really paid that much attention to the comics, but it did color my opinion of Berthed somewhat.

      Peanuts, unfortunately, is perpetually misunderstood and misinterpreted. Much of Peanuts is actually textbook existentialism worked into the format of a comic strip.

      Next time you read Peanuts, keep a philosophy textbook nearby. You'll be amazed at how deep it is, once you get past the "little red-headed girl" red herrings.

    5. Re:Ah yes, the fading days of newspaper comics. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forget the Thin H Line, aka sexylosers..

    6. Re:Ah yes, the fading days of newspaper comics. by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 2

      The boondocks by Aaron McGruder is some of the funniest stuff i've read in a long time.

      And guess what? That's about it. Beyond Dilbert, which in a good number of the papers I run across is shoved into a completely different section, there are no funny, inspired, socially relevant comics out there. Even Fox Trot can't get me to open the so-called funny pages anymore.

      The comic pages have become rather like sitcoms; rare, spectacular brilliance surrounded by the same mass-market, regurgitated crap served five hundred ways.

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      Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.
    7. Re:Ah yes, the fading days of newspaper comics. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      I think what makes a strip like Sluggy Freelance so well-liked is the fact that Pete Abrams--because he's not tied to the demands of newspaper syndicates--can do very, very long story arcs (remember from 1999 the time machine with the Year 2000 problem that eventually led to the Stormbreaker Saga, one that took nearly six months to complete?) and play around with the panel format in an experimental fashion.

      No wonder why it's probably just about the best-known online comic around.

    8. Re:Ah yes, the fading days of newspaper comics. by srvivn21 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Sluggy has had amazing story lines, and amazing use of space. Start here (sorry Pete) and check out the next two days. There is no way this would work in a syndicated format.

      Personally, I don't read the comics section of the newspaper any more. Tools like comics.pl just make it unnecessary.

    9. Re:Ah yes, the fading days of newspaper comics. by Watts+Martin · · Score: 2
      Much of Peanuts is actually textbook existentialism...

      Much of Peanuts is Christian. It was rarely preachy in the way B.C. became, but Schulz was Christian and deliberately drew on his beliefs. I suppose it could be argued that Christianity and existentialism aren't entirely at odds, but think Ecclesiastes, not Sartre.

  50. Such wit by gorgon · · Score: 2, Funny
    O: Is the liberal stance of the early strips indicative of your own personal politics?

    BB: Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If you'll read the subtext for many of those old strips, you'll find the heart of an old-fashioned Libertarian. And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.

    I love this guy - I hope he makes a comeback.

    And thanks for the new sig, Berke.

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    Berke Breathed
  51. Re:Berke hasn't been watching the cartoons of the by defaulthtm · · Score: 1
    Cow of Cow and Chicken fame is most certainly a female lead animal.

    K.

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  52. Untimely Insight by Ezubaric · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Berke's belief that he is less relevant today could possibly be justified, but I think that comes from his being so ahead of the times. Outland expressed the kind of self-referential humor that we take for granted after shows about nothing and the Simpsons. The denizens of Bloom County were far ahead of their time, and reading the strips today isn't the same as during the supply-side days of Regan. He helped create the ironic, self-immolating humor that we have today.

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    1. Re:Untimely Insight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More self-immolating, less immolating of others. Rah rah. imÂmoÂlate (m-lt) tr.v. imÂmoÂlatÂed, imÂmoÂlatÂing, imÂmoÂlates To kill as a sacrifice. To kill (oneself) by fire. To destroy.

  53. Female animals by lee1 · · Score: 1
    The responses of a talented writer make for a very entertaining interview, whether I agree with the man or not. I thought of one exception to his rule that
    Throughout cartoon history, there aren't any--repeat, ANY--primary animal cartoon characters that are females
    Namely, Betty Boop, who started out as a dog. But perhaps this example turns back in his favor, as she didn't stay canine for long.
  54. Re:FFFB - Looked Like People I Knew by jake-in-a-box · · Score: 1

    Zippy is a little too... whatever... for me. OTOH I used to recognize a lot of my friends in the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.

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  55. Re:sorry, Charlie (Brown) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Breathed was/is a marginally-talented hack who only got a shot because Trudeau took a sabbatical and his syndicate was looking for a clone... It's also obvious you know nothing about Schulz, his history, or his talent... stick to Garfield!

  56. sorry, Charlie (Brown) by Scryber · · Score: 1
    I'm not sure where you got your facts, but it's widely known and accepted that the art in Peanunts was "assisted" by other artists.

    And even if that were not so, artists rarely ink their own strips. To say some drawn lines were "made a little shaky by that hand tremor" is nonsense.

    1. Re:sorry, Charlie (Brown) by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
      I get my information from interviews and published remarks by Schulz himself, who said that Peanuts was always drawn and inked by him personally. That he had a hand tremor was well-known, but even if you didn't know that you ought to have been able to tell from actually looking at the strips.

      It is neither widely known nor accepted that anyone else "helped" with the art. The only area where Schulz accepted help was with the lettering, and that was done by his wife, I believe. Charles Schulz was no Jim Davis. Don't be an ignoramous.

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  57. Aside from a fix.. by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Aside from a slight fix on things Bloom Country/Outland, I have to agree to some extent. It's an interesting interview as Berke comes off as not wanting anything more to do with BC/OL, but plows through the interview anyway.

    Thanks to him for that much.

    Hopefully his future projects we'll find as enjoyable.

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  58. it's just you and everyone else.. by ebbv · · Score: 1


    that doesn't understand a simple thing called sarcasm
    ...dave

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    1. Re:it's just you and everyone else.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have flamed a couple of people and if him and the rest of us don't understand the sarcasm that kinda makes it a private little joke that only you got?

  59. Re:Is it just me... by dbrower · · Score: 2
    Not to me; he comes off as amusing and amused. As he notes, most humour comes at the expense of something, so if one of your oxes is being gored, you may think he's a jerk.

    -dB

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  60. Re:I always knew he wasn't a nice guy, but come on by IcebergSlim · · Score: 1



    I think you kind of read into that quote incorrectly ---- What Breathed meant was that many cartoonists, including Schulz, were exploited, and never even owned the rights to their own characters. He wasn't saying that Schulz' creativity would have been replaced by the students, but that the syndicates could have basically done whatever they wanted with the characters, including cutting Schulz out of the picture completely.

  61. Re:Website. by shadowlight1 · · Score: 1

    Terrific, except his e-mail CGI says "illegal domain" Doh.

  62. Re:*sniff* the good ol' days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's the fascination with Zippy? Is unfunny humor somehow funny? Is it like whiskey and cigars which taste and smell terrible until you know what finer points you are supposed to be noticing?

    Please elaborate because Zippy does not have the universal appear of Bloom County, Doonesbury, the Far Side, and especially Calvin & Hobbes.

  63. GREAT Interview (and still reading it) by Rimbo · · Score: 1

    I'm about halfway through it now. Only reason I'm posting now is because I have a problem resisting the temptation to post as fast as I can. :)

    But I'm absolutely enthralled by reading this. I'm at work, I should be working, but...I can't. I'm glued to this. Breathed, whether he wants to be or not, is forever an icon of what the 80's were to me...or more appropriately, of what the 80's weren't. They weren't silly, they weren't fun, they weren't lying in the dandelion patch.

    If this interview were a slashdot post, I'd post beneath it saying, "Mod this up! +1, Insightful" as some of us are wont to do. :)

    It's great to hear from the guy. Now pardon me while I go back and read more... :)

  64. Re:I always knew he wasn't a nice guy, but come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe what he's sayin is that the syndicate which owned Peanuts had the right do do this...not that they could have done it and noone would have noticed, which seems to be how you're reading this. It seems from reading this that Berkely has a lot of respect for Mr. Schultz.

  65. Wow by Kryptolus · · Score: 0

    Yes, I wish I had a great story to submit to slashdot so that I could play around with hyperlinks to everything2 .

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  66. A question I must have missed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did you stop writing Calvin and Hobbes? That was my favorite cartoon.

    1. Re:A question I must have missed... by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      bill waterson (sp?) wrote calvin and hobbes. He had had enough, and decided to retire. Dude did that strip for a long-ass time.

      Nah, Waterson was a piker. C&H only ran a bit over ten years. This dude did his strip for "a long-ass time!"

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    2. Re:A question I must have missed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      As true as that may be, C&H was consistently wonderful across its lifetime. The same cannot be said for Peanuts whose charm faded and faded. Watterson knew when to call it quits.

      Like the old comics' saying, wrap it up when you've got them laughing.

    3. Re:A question I must have missed... by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      I agree with what you say about C&H, and I can see your point about Peanuts, but if Charlie Brown and his friends "charm faded and faded", it was the way Grandpa's charm fades. Don't you remember ever visiting Grandpa when you really wanted to play with your friends? Don't you remember how much you missed him when he was gone? Peanuts became like family to many people; maybe we didn't read it every day, or even every month, but it was always warm and familiar when we did see it, and now that it's gone there's another empty space in our hearts.

      I miss Calvin and Hobbes, too (and Mom and Dad and Suzie). Maybe more than I miss Charlie Brown and Snoopy. But I still miss Snoopy. Goodby, Charlie, and fairwell.


      P.S. I don't really miss Milo and Opus much, and I certainly don't miss Steve Dallas or Bill the Cat.

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    4. Re:A question I must have missed... by psychalgia · · Score: 1
      its called showmanship. Like how, thanks to Seinfeld's character, George Costanza, I now know when to exit a room. Always leave 'em laughing. Thinking about C&H now gives me warm goose bumbs, thinking about snooby, *yawn*, see, thats what i mean. He was great in his time, and certainly will be missed -- but that shizz was just a little tired near the end.

      anyway, bye Chuck, if it's all the same

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    5. Re:A question I must have missed... by psychalgia · · Score: 1

      bill the cat was some funny shit. Opus was as cool as Tux. If there comes a time, the guy Ill really miss is Dilbert. My day sucks so bad, but this is just a little shove through it...

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  67. Re:*sniff* the good ol' days by _dave_the_one_ · · Score: 1
    What the heck happened to Bill Watterson?!

    He retired a few years back. He had to produce a new strip much too often for his comfort, he was running out of things to put in them and the company that owned Calvin and Hobbes' rights (yes, comic strip authors are screwed just as much as book authors are) wasn't giving him enough money from his effort to make it worth it to him.

  68. Re:Here's why by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1
    I modded him down because the comment felt less like a genuine expression of opinion toward Mr. Breathed and his work and more like a smart ass pot-shot designed to get the author attention (and the comment about The Onion was merely off-topic).

    You're helping to destroy Slashdot. Go read the Jargon File definition of "troll". Far too many comments are moderated down as trolling just because they express an unpopular opinion, or express an opinion in an unpopular manner. This results in posters being silenced - yes, here, a poster will be silenced if he's moderated down 5 times in 24 hours - when they don't deserve it.


    Someone expressing an opinion they truly believe is not, by definition, trolling.


    Anyway, meta-moderation will even the score if other don't agree with me.

    I hope so, but haven't seen it happen yet. You can bet your sweet bippy that I'll metamoderate that as "unfair" if I get the chance.

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  69. Re: Thoreau's Ultimate Fate by darkPHi3er · · Score: 1

    MOD #138 UP

    Bravo

    Cray went on to form his own computer company, which basically had two classes of (non-educational) clients, American Intelligence Agencies and "Big Cycle Burners" (oil companies, chemcial companies, US Gov Other)

    so, BFD, Seymour NEVER did make either the Perfect Sailboat OR the Perfect Supercomputer,

    and though i will always have a spot in my heart for the XMP-1A (Big Word Mod, my fave) by today's standards it's still every bit are relevant as my very first "Personal" (to me) computer the the 360/Mod 18

    ...which is to say that about as relevant as my Z80 or TI/100 or CommodeDoor64

    it CAN'T be the destination, because that's just wormfood (alt. incompletely combusted HC's)

    it had damn well better be the process, or 99.9999_% of the world is screwed, blued and tattooed....

    (which, here in LA, is pretty much literally true anyway)

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  70. Berke hasn't been watching the cartoons of the 90s by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the interview:

    Throughout cartoon history, there aren't any--repeat, ANY--primary animal cartoon characters that are females. If one was female, she was primarily a girlfriend to the main character. Minnie Mouse. Look at kids' TV. If there's a female character in a big furry suit on Barney or Sesame Street, she has long eyelashes and flits and flutters about like some nightmarish caricature from Jerry Falwell's wet dream.


    Two words: Dot Warner.

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  71. Re:Oliver's "Star Wars" missile defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    At least it keeps George Lucas off the streets.

  72. Re:Website. by smack_attack · · Score: 1
  73. Ahhhhhhhh... by Dethboy · · Score: 1

    It was a joy to read. It was even better realizing that yes, he still has 'it'. Whatever that is... I really enjoy reading his childrens books to my 2yr old. Fantastic artwork and at some basic level - funny for both of us. :)

  74. Re:Oh, yeah, great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *psst* wrong article, dude...

  75. Re:I always knew he wasn't a nice guy, but come on by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 2
    Two points:

    • If that's all Breathed was saying, he's simply wrong. Schulz was not above making the terms of his syndicate contract public, and said more than once in interviews that his contract forbade the syndicate from ever hiring anyone else to write or draw Peanuts. Period.
    • Breathed said not only that they could do this, but that they may as well have. This was the insult. Anyone who paid the least bit of attention to the last couple years of Peanuts should have noticed that Schulz was back near the top of his game. Mind you, I don't blame anyone for not reading the strip at that point; Schulz had indeed had quite a few dry years there. But such a person should not speak as if he knew what he was talking about.
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  76. Oh, yeah, great... by NathanL · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I remember well that fateful word, "creativity," uttered from an ex-developer. I have no problem with creativity if the person(s) implementing the software are skilled and experienced software engineers. The problem happens when you give software programmers carte blanche to be creative. Microsoft did that and they got Visual Basic.

    We are still, a year later, fixing bugs, finding lame bugs like so:

    error_result = NO_ERROR;
    foo = foo;
    error_result = 10;
    if foo != foo then
    something that needs to be done but never is
    end if;
    report_error (error_result);

    It really is hard to progress on other projects if every other week we have to drop everything and align his creativity with reality. So far we've been threatened with lawsuits and have lost sales because of this crap.

    I'm sorry, but there is merit in trying to plan software projects. Focus creativity during design and specification, not during implementation. All you get from being creative in the implementation phase is a boat-load of code where 25% of it is orphaned by design changes.

  77. No one is serious? by Sheldon_Brown · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize." - Berke Breathed.

    Well, Berke, I must say, I know of someone who still takes himself seriously. His name is Jack Valenti, and he says things like this:

    "If we have to file a thousand lawsuits a day, we'll do it." -JV.

    There you go, if you start cartooning again, you can pick on him. Personally, I need to go pick dinner out of my beard, and build me a wheelchair to go dandeylion stomping in. It's probably just like building a bicycle, you never forget. By the way, Opus is an idiot, right?

    Good luck with everything.

    Sincerely,
    Sheldon.

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    1. Re:No one is serious? by osgeek · · Score: 2

      There you go, if you start cartooning again, you can pick on him.

      It's not about whether people take themselves seriously, it's about whether or not Berke feels that the farcical nature of the person or event goes beyond his ability to satirize it.

  78. Re:Bloom County ? What the fuck is that ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And don't mod me down as flamebait simply because I used the word 'fuck'. Where I come from, it is an accepted part of speech.

    And why should we care where you come from? Where I come from, it's rude, and so is giving orders to people you don't know. I mean sheesh, at least say "please don't mod me down." Have some respect.

  79. Re:The REAL question they missed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I don't think this is a troll. I think he presents a legitimate idea in a kind of funny way, rather than the usual shoot-my-mouth off slashdot kind of way. He posted that he felt both Bloom County and The Onion declined over time ... what, an opinion is a troll around here now? Or is formality a requirement?

  80. Re:*sniff* the good ol' days by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 3, Interesting
    What the heck happened to Bill Watterson?!

    Most pundits describe Bill Watterson as "reclusive" when they have occasion to mention him at all. What they really mean is that he values his privacy in much the same way as any other person in the world who just wants to do his job and go home to his quiet life at the end of the day. As a corollary, he has absolutely no use for the sort of pundit who would describe him as "reclusive".

    He's still alive, still healthy, and looks a lot like Calvin's dad.

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  81. obligatory obsucure reference by swinginSwingler · · Score: 1

    and I quote: The justice system is a scandal. Mimes and murderers are coddled. Victims are abused. As a vigilante, I can make only one conclusion... ... All judges are mental perverts and communists. Thank you.

  82. Re:*sniff* the good ol' days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, Doonesbury is still very much around. Mike and his wife (and daughter) have a business salvaging the assets of failing dotcoms. Our current president is portrayed as an empty hat.

    I was deprived of Bloom County (most of the time) because it ran in the *other* paper, not the one I subscribed to, but I did enjoy Outland when it ran in the LA Times.

  83. Re:I always knew he wasn't a nice guy, but come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You fail to understand what Breathed was saying. I was born in 1970 and I had about every Peanuts book ever published when I was 10 years old. At 31, I cried for hours at the passing of Charles Schultz. Something, so dear and a part of me in my childhood was gone. I however agree with Berke. Schultz had lost his edge... he lost touch with whatever gave him his inspiration and I couldn't read it anymore. Does anyone else get chills when they watch the Peanuts Christmas special?

  84. Re:I always knew he wasn't a nice guy, but come on by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'll take biting sarcasm over stale 1950's nostalgia any day.

    You're obviously too young to have appreciated Peanuts in its prime, and not quite smart enough to have appreciated it in its renaissance. It was never about "stale 1950's nostalgia". Perhaps the only nostalgic thing about it was the notion that kids still had the initiative to organize their own sports activities like they once did. Rent The Sandlot to get a clue as to how that worked and why it was such an ideal vehicle for humor centered on children.

    But Peanuts really became iconic in the '60s and early '70s. That was the time when its message, such as it was, really jelled and began to resonate with a large public. Charlie Brown's alienation was something never before seen in a mainstream comic strip, and those times found in him a sympathetic character.

    It's true that the '80s were the doldrums for Peanuts. It had become repetitious, dependent on a limited number of motifs and situations. The characters ossified and many of them dropped out of sight. I stopped reading it in those days and rarely gave it a glance until a couple of years ago. By then Schulz had got it back. Maybe that vacation he took in 1997 recharged his batteries, but the strip had recovered it's old energy. It became more daring, self-aware, surreal, and even a little biting.

    Schulz was not above taking the occasional shot at other cartoonists either. Take this strip from September of 1999. Lucy and Linus's brother Rerun is sitting next to a nameless little girl in kindergarten. They're supposed to be drawing flowers.

    Girl: I thought you didn't paint flowers.

    Rerun: These are space flowers from Jupiter. They're attacking Minneapolis, but Tarzan comes to the rescue.

    Girl: I didn't know Tarzan was ever in Minneapolis.

    Rerun: He used to ice skate there in the winter.

    Girl: I think you're slowly going mad...

    Rerun: I may have to hire someone to do my lettering...

    Note: mere sarcasm isn't always funny. That was the problem with Outland IMO. When it wasn't simply infantile it was sarcastic without being witty. Then it died, and few mourned.

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  85. Brilliant e-interview by ergo98 · · Score: 1

    Especially enjoyed his nasty insult of Mr. Oliphant (whose work I'm not aware of) relating to penis size and sneezing. Anyways it's a great read for anyone who is curious.

  86. Re:Is it just me... by RestiffBard · · Score: 2

    sacrilege!!!

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  87. Is it just me... by sg3000 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Is it just me, or does Breathed come off as a bit of a jerk in that interview?

    He started drawing poorly after Penguin Dreams, but he hit bottom by the end. Go back and look at your Happy Trails collection. Remove the booger jokes and the Donald Trump jokes, and you're left with nuthin'.

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  88. Tom Cruise? by rabidcow · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Did Tom Cruise run over his dog or something?

    weird.

    1. Re:Tom Cruise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think this is offtopic, you didn't read the interview.

  89. Re:Berke hasn't been watching the cartoons of the by chipuni · · Score: 2
    I very politely disagree with Berke Breathed on this point. Some internet 'furry' comics have strong, main female characters:

    In alphabetical order:

    • Academy Vale is a strip about Kinkos life with two lady rabbits as the main characters.
    • Adventures of Fifine is a lushly-drawn comic of a fox lady, very much in the tradition of Herge.
    • Dela the Hooda is about an extraterrestrial fox lady who came to Earth.
    • A Doemain of Our Own by Susan Parkin is about Susan Deer. Until recently in the plot, her husband, Eric, was just a minor character.
    • Felicia is a well-plotted comic book about a female mage cat.
    • Kevin and Kell is about a married couple. He's a stay- at-home rabbit; she's a corporate wolf. Kell gets about as much screentime as Kevin, and is far, far more than a girlfriend.
    • Ozy and Millie has two main characters; and Millie (a fox) is far more active as a character than Ozy. In my opinion, it is the best comic strip currently being produced, on or off the Internet.
    • Sabrina Online is about a very nice and innocent skunk girl... with a lot of un-innocent friends and coworkers.
    • Satin and Silk by Tiffany Ross is a pair of skunk furries. Her other comics have strong, female characters.
    • The Suburban Jungle 's main character is 'Tiffany Tiger'. She has fleshed out greatly from being just a model.
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  90. Berke Breathed _is_ cool by dugsteen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For a while back in the mid-90's I was at Amaze!nc, which produced the Bloom County screensaver. We would occasionally have Mr. Breathed come by the offices to work on the project. Not only were the screensavers hilarious (we even got sued for the one where Opus shoots down the flying toasters =), but Berke himself was a very nice guy, perfectly willing to take suggestions and laugh out loud with animation interns, just out of college with no corporate power of their own.

    -Dug

  91. *sniff* the good ol' days by Pope · · Score: 2
    I miss reading, at various times, Zippy, Bloom County, Doonesbury, the Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes. What the heck happened to Bill Watterson?!

    I think I have a new .sig from this one: And I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.

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    1. Re:*sniff* the good ol' days by Pope · · Score: 1
      Zippy is still around.

      not in Toronto :(
      *sigh* I miss the Boston Globe...

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    2. Re:*sniff* the good ol' days by mttlg · · Score: 1
      I miss reading, at various times, Zippy, Bloom County, Doonesbury, the Far Side and Calvin and Hobbes. What the heck happened to Bill Watterson?!

      I don't know what happened to him, but Calvin and Hobbes strips are being posted one per day at http://www.calvinandhobbes.com/, but you probably could have figured that out on your own. It's a part of ucomics.com, which also hosts a Doonesbury archive. And it unfortunately has pop-under ads, so don't say I didn't warn you.

  92. Re:Bloom County ? What the fuck is that ? by Hobart · · Score: 3, Informative

    Flabdabb -> Follow the links to the "everything2" nodes in the story for definitions.

    (In short -- Berke Breathed is a cartoonist who did two comics strips, Bloom County and Outland, that ran from 1980-1995 in US newspapers. It was originally picked up as a replacement for Doonesbury when it was on hiatus. Extremely funny stuff, the origin of "Bill the Cat", "Opus the Penguin", etc ... )

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  93. The Onion by ConsumedByTV · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nothing beats The Onion when it comes to horoscopes, Heres Berkeley's:

    Virgo: (Aug. 23--Sept. 22)
    It will occur to you that no one in the phone book has a realistic-sounding name. Change them all, if possible.


    However mine is better :)
    Aries: (March 21--April 19)
    If you put too much gasoline on the bandanna over your face, you'll get sick. Not enough and you'll be able to smell the corpses. Strike a balance.

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  94. Re:Bloom County ? What the fuck is that ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's a comic strip. This article explains it's history and social context, as well making an (opinionated, imo) stab at it's place in cultural history.

  95. Re:Bill Watterson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I guess that's what happens when you have artistic integrity these days.

    fuckers.

  96. Oliver's "Star Wars" missile defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Just like Doonesbury. They've been running old Doonesbury cartoons about Reagan and Star Wars. It's hard to tell that they are from 1985.

    I remember when Oliver Wendell Jones received a huge grant to develop a space based missile defense system.

    His plan was brilliant. Cover the earth with a net made out of dollar bills.

    Completely relevant for today. I can't believe Berke thinks his stuff has lost it's meaning.

    I also can't believe the American public still puts up with all the money we're wasting on Star Wars.

    No man is an island, but some men are peninsulas

  97. Bill Watterson by jezmund · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This got me thinking about my other favorite reclusive former comic strip writer. I looked around and found an interview (allegedly the only one he ever gave); and a shorter, more recent article. The second one is kind of sad . . . it's too bad that the fame of the strip brought him so much unhappiness.

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    1. Re:Bill Watterson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I can't be the only one whose blood pressure goes up every time I see a Calvin decal on a car window, since they're not only rude, lame and unoriginal, they're blatantly treading on the wishes of Calvin's creator, who is dead set against licensed C&H merchandise of any kind. It would be entirely wrong of me to suggest that the motto "NICE RIPOFF, MORON!" be keyed onto any such car. Stronger epithets for those showing Calvin urinating on anything would be even more wrongheaded, and doing so on the driver's door, where the idiot would see it every time they got in their car, would be yet more effective, er, satisfying, that is to say, inappropriate. The ones with him kneeling in front of the cross are at least a little less crass, albeit wildly hypocritical. Piety and theft just don't mix.

    2. Re:Bill Watterson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he should sue them for copyright infringement?

  98. Re:Why did we ever bother with Tux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's as maybe, but two years or so ago HP were using musical conventions for naming their workstations - Maestro, allegro, and so on. The Linux system was named Opus. It was inevitable, really.

  99. Here's why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your argument is specious. Almost all posts on Slashdot are individual opinions, trolls included. Expressing an opinion does not make you (or it) valid.

    I modded him down because the comment felt less like a genuine expression of opinion toward Mr. Breathed and his work and more like a smart ass pot-shot designed to get the author attention (and the comment about The Onion was merely off-topic). So while I wouldn't say formality is *required*, it certainly wouldn't have hurt in this situation. Sometimes it's formality that helps distinguish a genuine opinion contributed to a discussion or just shooting your mouth off.

    Anyway, meta-moderation will even the score if other don't agree with me. No worries.

    1. Re:Here's why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Someone expressing an opinion they truly believe is not, by definition, trolling."

      You missed my point. IMHO, the original poster was not expressing a particularly deeply held opinion, but rather his/her deeply held need to be a smart ass. Subtle difference.

      But then again, I'm splitting hairs and I see your point. At the very least, I'll think about it next time I get some points (yes, really).

  100. Impressive visually? Try Liberty Meadows by oneiros27 · · Score: 2
    Although yes, the comic may cater to mass consumption as Frank Cho likes drawing women... and he draws them very, very well. [He draws everything well, but his human figures could walk right off the page... probably has something to do with going to college to be a nurse].

    His illustrations are amazing, and from the archive of censored strips [and his earlier work during college, 'University **2' [that's 'squared' for you non-fortran programmers]], he does try to push the limit of what's allowed in comics. Mostly through his frat-boy like characters.

    The main thing that stands out is his drawing, as it's simply breathtaking. I don't know how well it stands up to standard newsprint, but they also release a comic book sized issue every few weeks with about 6 weeks of collected work.

    The story lines, although sometimes go off on a complete tangent [There's a definate influence of British Comedy in there...I think there may have even been a few direct references], but I've yet to see one that wasn't funny.

    For samples, check out their web page:
    http://www.libertymeadows.com/
    And don't forget to check out the Uncensored section.
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  101. Re:Race in Bloom County by couch · · Score: 1

    wasnt there one about a ray to turn white people black too?

  102. Re:Why did we ever bother with Tux? by Jeremiah · · Score: 1

    Opus is a puffin.

  103. Why did we ever bother with Tux? by Dixie_Flatline · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We should have rallied around Opus. Marketing AND a penguin, rolled into one.
    Hell, the strip even has a real hacker/scientist in it. Tell me that you haven't be thinking this.

  104. Race in Bloom County by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Brethed says he avoids race but I remember 3 strips that dealt with it directly. One involving a flesh-coloured band-aid, one involving 'flesh' crayons, and a third where the young black kid buys a copy of 'ebony', and the little white kid tries to buy a copy of the ficticious 'ivory' to which the proprieter says something like 'shoo! i run a progressive newstand here!'. Maybe not dealing with it so serious, but to a 12-year-old it seemed like advanced socialogical debate ;)

  105. Attn Webmasters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From said interview -

    O: You have a site under construction yourself. Any idea when that'll be up and running? Do you plan to feature old strips there, or just newer work?

    BB: Under construction. Right. Like my novel is under construction. Anybody want to volunteer to do this for me? If you do, I'll agree to add a page detailing Opus' sexual adventures that were too hot for the comic page. This is, after all, what web entertainment does best.

    I have a feeling Mr. Breathed is likely to get a crash course in this thing we call zee in-ter-net. G'wan, send him a few thousand offers, y'crazy java cats!

  106. Banana p.c. junior by ubugly2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The one machine i wished someone would make...

  107. Re:Berke hasn't been watching the cartoons of the by Katravax · · Score: 2

    Now see, my first thoughts were of Babs Bunny.

  108. Re:You just had to...well..get to know Zippy by Ethelred+Unraed · · Score: 2
    Well, Robert Crumb isn't for everyone, either. ;-)

    "Fritz the Cat" or Mr. Natural was not exactly everyone's cup of tea, for example. But Crumb has quite a cult following. Zippy is in the same general ballpark.

    If you don't like it, don't feel bad. It's just not something you can explain, I guess.

    cya

    Ethelred

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  109. Re:You just had to...well..get to know Zippy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dunno. I've been reading it in the paper every time I get the chance but it holds no fascination for me save the fact that those who love it are rabid about it.

  110. You just had to...well..get to know Zippy by Ethelred+Unraed · · Score: 2
    What's the fascination with Zippy? Is unfunny humor somehow funny? Is it like whiskey and cigars which taste and smell terrible until you know what finer points you are supposed to be noticing?

    You're not far off there. I read Zippy for quite some time, mainly because the artwork was so off the wall. I never found it funny, until one day, it just somehow clicked -- and from then on it was hilarious. Not unlike the way I watched "Wild at Heart" from David Lynch, didn't laugh at all through the whole movie, then as the credits rolled, suddenly "got it" and busted a lung laughing so hard. It's just quirky, edgy humor.

    The humor isn't as accessible as Calvin & Hobbes or Peanuts, but then again it didn't try to be. Zippy grew out of a totally different background -- underground comics and so on -- and never really went mainstream, which is why I think I grew to like it.

    Breathed was also basically Trudeau on speed -- same kind of humor, but even more on the edge, always dancing on the line of good taste, and even more cynical than Doonesbury. But he was still fundamentally mainstream in his style of humor, even if he offended the religious right a lot. Zippy, on the other hand, is more of a coffee-house artist kind of thing...

    cya

    Ethelred

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  111. Re:Bloom County ? What the fuck is that ? by easter1916 · · Score: 0

    Ack!

  112. bah by matt-fu · · Score: 1

    As if "new Onion Wednesday" doesn't DDoS theonion.com and theonionavclub.com enough, you had to announce the story today too. Thanks.

  113. Website. by smack_attack · · Score: 3, Informative

    He even calls for volunteers to help with his site!

    Too late, looks like someone already helped him. His site looks terrific IMO.

  114. for someone that claims to love humor by ebbv · · Score: 1


    you sure don't understand jokes.

    fuck you and the patronizing horse you rode in on.
    ...dave

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  115. OT: Ease up on the Everthing2 links! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happened to giving Everything links like this [?]? E2's already slow as hell without being Slashdotted!

  116. It's frustrating as a fan... by ackthpt · · Score: 2

    When a favorite author or artist decides they've had enough and the fan has to find something new to fill the gap. "That's life, deal", doesn't come close to getting a fan past that wall. Larson, DNA, Breathed, Watterson, and many others drop out when they have their fans peak interest and call it "leaving while it's still fresh" or some crap like that. As tough as these people have been on themselves, they are and have been their own worst critics. I don't think I've ever seen a Bloom County strip I didn't like. At least I have the books and can fish them out once every couple years, to read and reminice. It was a great time to be a kid.

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  117. Re:Watterson not granting interviews by ionix · · Score: 1

    Close, but not absolutely true:
    "Watterson has granted only two interviews - one to the Los Angeles Times in the early days of his fame (April 1987), and one to The Comics Journal (#127, March 1989). " -- from http://www.citeweb.net/calvinandhobbes/articles/co micopia.htm
    I have the Comics Journal issue around here somewhere. It's a pretty extensive interview, and in it he talks about his strict no-licensing policy (particularly ironic given all the "pissing Calvin" stickers you'll see on the cars of people with no taste who don't know any better). He also seems to think there's no venue for solid comic strips with good art and room for storytelling. While this is true in the newspapers, he doesn't seem to realize that comic books are a viable alternative, as something like _Bone_ proves.

  118. Try Zits by efuseekay · · Score: 1

    It's creators include a Pulitzer prize winner who was Watterson's classmate and friend. It's as zany as C&H, but without the contemplative side (which is impossible to reproduce now....:'(.)

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