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  1. Re:Not in touch with reality on Ask Slashdot: Moving From Contract Developers To Hiring One In-House? · · Score: 1

    No matter how thoroughly tested software is, there will be places where it breaks in production, through no fault of the developers and testers. If you don't believe this, you haven't worked on enough systems, or they haven't been complicated enough.

  2. Re:Wake up on Ask Slashdot: Moving From Contract Developers To Hiring One In-House? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most of the time the customer asks for xyz and doesn't tell the developer about w, and complains that it's not there. Or the customer forgets to tell the developer that their data integrity isn't checked, and that data outside the spec sometimes slips in. Sometimes the customer forgets to mention that other systems are used with the data and will sometimes make changes to the data that weren't documented in the spec. Putting all the blame on the developer is nice from a pure management perspective, but it breaks too often in the real world.

  3. Re:Software *is* bugs on Ask Slashdot: Moving From Contract Developers To Hiring One In-House? · · Score: 2

    Not to mention that for any project maintenance is the largest percentage of the project's lifetime. It kind of sounds like this guy doesn't really understand what constitutes a "bug," at least doesn't understand that not all bugs are caused by developers making mistakes. There are bugs caused by invalid data entering the system by user error, or by parts of the system outside the control of the developers, or by bugs in the compiler or libraries used in the system that only show up during run-time, or by changes in the business rules after development starts, and many many other causes. To hold the developers responsible for finding these beforehand, and refusing to pay for any work needed to come up with fixes or work-arounds, sounds like he's not really interested in maintaining the systems he builds.

    He also sounds like a real peach of a guy to work for in other respects, as well. I wish him good luck in finding his cheap experienced expert developer.

  4. Re:Well, he's not afraid his company might fire hi on Larry Page: You Worry Too Much About Medical Privacy · · Score: 1

    Well, why not nationalize food care, and housing care, and transportation care? How are those so much less important than medical care?

  5. Re:Bad for us = Good for gov't on Paul's Call To Abolish the TSA, One Year Later · · Score: 1

    Thank you for making my choice for me, it's important to get society's input on my choices. Now if I was female, obviously my choices are my own, but I don't have that luxury.

  6. Re:Bad for us = Good for gov't on Paul's Call To Abolish the TSA, One Year Later · · Score: 1

    So, this morning, should I eat breakfast? What if I don't, that could cause my blood sugar to crash and I'd make the wrong choice at the yellow light to run through it. On the other hand, if I eat breakfast I might eat the wrong thing like meat, which would elevate the worlds' carbon footprint by some amount, or I might eat cereal that would take grain from the mouths of children in some other country by not being exported. What should I do, o speaker for the "other people having a say in [my] choices"?

  7. Re:Jupiter Tape? on Former FBI Agent: All Digital Communications Stored By US Gov't · · Score: 1

    Hm, how about an "inverse steganography", hiding a message by selectively leaving out words or parts of words that should there, but that the brain fils in autmaticaly on casual reading?

  8. The most important question... on 'Master Gene' Makes Mouse Brain Look More Human · · Score: 1

    Did the mice with more brain sound like Orson Welles?

  9. Re:the state of space-based sci-fi on Interviews: J. Michael Straczynski Answers Your Questions · · Score: 1

    Riker: "So, about this Klingon ritual?"
    Worf: "Yes?"
    Riker: "You stick the pain sticks whhHOAAOOOOOH sweet mystery of life at last I've found you!"

  10. Re:Interesting... on Vint Cerf: SDN Is a Model For a Better Internet · · Score: 1

    Someone who's accomplished something once has a leg up on someone who's talking about doing something. It's why the guy who jumped out of the high-altitude balloon paid attention to the guy who did it first.

  11. "How will prosecuters perform?" on Build a Secret Compartment, Go To Jail · · Score: 1

    The same as all prosecutors do, presume guilt and keep enough exonerating information hidden as they can. And if they get caught hiding evidence or maliciously pursuing cases that can't be won, they can claim "prosecutorial immunity", AKA "we're just doing our jobs."

  12. Re:How is this bad news? on Brown vs. Startup Over a Sandwich · · Score: 1

    How do you think I feel, I only read your comment...

  13. Re:ROT13 on Remote Island Adopts Dothraki Language · · Score: 1

    Hah!

  14. I liked this story better before... on Scientists Create World's First 3D-Printed 3D Printer · · Score: 2

    I liked this story before, when it was called "Autofac" by Philip K. Dick.

  15. Re:New Features of Java 8 Summarized on Everything About Java 8 · · Score: 1

    Most of my friends spend their time pickled, so why not?

  16. Re:I'd believe it if you added the word "solid" on Graphene Aerogel Takes World's Lightest Material Crown · · Score: 1

    "Dumb": adjective. "Ass": noun. Usage: correct without punctuation. "That ass is dumb. It is a dumb ass."

  17. Re:The Only Surprising portion of the revelation.. on Declassified LBJ Tapes Accuse Richard Nixon of Treason · · Score: 1

    Hear that? That's the "whoosh" of a pun soaring just over your head. I'd say you probably get that a lot. "Some things are just too serious to joke about", right?

  18. Re:Danger. on Brian Krebs Gets SWATted · · Score: 1

    It's routine for SWAT to shoot dogs, it happened to the mayor of Berwyn Heights in Maryland. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berwyn_Heights,_Maryland_mayor's_residence_drug_raid

  19. Re:Um, what article? on How a Programmer Gets By On $16K/Yr: He Moves to Malaysia · · Score: 1

    How do you know it was the first three?

  20. Re:What does it matter? on Cyber Squatters Grab Up More Than 600 'Pope Francis' Domain Names · · Score: 1

    So, cybersquatting is basically a thought crime. So, would registering a "cool name", say "slabnork.com" years before someone else later thinks up the same name, is that cybersquatting? And how do you prove intent, or is proof not necessary, since "everyone knows" what cybersquatting is?

  21. Re:That's not flying.... on For Jane's, Gustav Weißkopf's 1901 Liftoff Displaces Wright Bros. · · Score: 1

    Of course diving off a cliff is easy. It's the "missing the ground" part that's hard. Once you get that down, flying is easy...

    (you should recognize this ref...)

  22. Re:First strike! on North Korea Threatens US With Preemptive Nuclear Strike · · Score: 1

    Best place to deliver it would be the easiest: Upper atmosphere. EMP on the West Coast would be pretty disruptive, and you don't even have to be concerned about targeting. We'll have to count on taking it out just after launch, otherwise "pop goes the infrastructure".

  23. Re:The enemy of my enemy on Rand Paul Launches a Filibuster Against Drone Strikes On US Soil · · Score: 1

    So, a Democrat poll worker admits to voting twice, no big deal, but phantom "RightWingNuts" who want to prevent that, Nazis.

    Riiiiight.

  24. Re:The enemy of my enemy on Rand Paul Launches a Filibuster Against Drone Strikes On US Soil · · Score: 1

    Yeah because identifying voters is a suppression of voting rights for those who aren't allowed to vote, or who feel so strongly that they want to vote multiple times in the same election, or who know how their dead relatives would have voted and so want to vote in their place, too.

  25. Re:Nuclear Bias on Japan Plans to Restart Most of Their Nuclear Reactors · · Score: 1

    What has NASA done for us lately?