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North Korea Threatens US With Preemptive Nuclear Strike

jppiiroinen writes "North Korea threatened the United States on Thursday with a preemptive nuclear strike, raising the level of rhetoric while the U.N. Security Council considers new sanctions against the reclusive country."

727 comments

  1. First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You dead, yankee scum!

    1. Re:First strike! by cod3r_ · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      US responds with 300 unmanned DRONES ... lockheed martin is enjoying the news though.. GEAR UP BOYS NOTHER WAR COMMIN! 'murica

    2. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      US responds with 300 unmanned DRONES ...

      Holy Moly, we successfully cloned Dennis Rodman 300 times?!?

    3. Re:First strike! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is that NK has an army of mostly soldiers, even HORSES still. That means they will be spread all over the field, so bombs and drones won't be very effective.

      They don't stand a chance of WINNING, but they will make a terrible mess of the South because the South has 100x more value of factories, industry, business, people than the North does. Any war is just going to be a slugfest the North trying to break as much as they can, while the South defends and bombs "dirt" because that's all the Norths got.

      The biggest problem is that the North will assuredly try to provoke China... That could put US and China troops accidentally shooting at each other...

    4. Re:First strike! by Virtucon · · Score: 2

      Oh the nose ring humanity!

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    5. Re:First strike! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm pretty sure that the last time Korea's togetherness issues really came to the surface, the shooting between US and Chinese troops was hardly accidental...

    6. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 million men isn't much help when your only avenue of attack is across a single section of land that's 50% anti-personal mines and is being constantly carpeted with tactical nuclear weapons.

    7. Re:First strike! by Drethon · · Score: 1

      AC-130 gunship partnered with B-52 carpet bombing. I think they would have to be spread through the country for that not to have an effect.

    8. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Machine guns too care of unprotected troops a long time ago. Why would you try to bomb them?

    9. Re:First strike! by interval1066 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not likely. China is growing tired of Peyongyang's shenanigans. It was cute when China was a fervent marxist state and a major exporter of revolutionary insurgence. But China's come of age, is a major world power. They're finding N. Korea's crap annoying lately. China and the US' s economic futures are entwined for the near term, going to war over N. Korean nonsense doesn't seem likely to me. What's far more likely is the US getting involved in a dust up between Japan and China.

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    10. Re:First strike! by Technician · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is sabre ratteling and nothing more. The US still has the mutualy assured destruction plan to prevent the use of nukes. An attack whould be the end of N Korea and they know it as destruction is assured. This is what kept the US and Russia from trading barbs for a long time during the cold war and eventualy led to peace. We watched each other carefully, then figured each other was worried someone would do something stupid. It never happened.

      It would be unfortunate if N Korea did something stupid and triggered the assured destruction portion of the plan.

      The US is not going to drop nukes first. A pre-emptive strike won't prevent a return due ot the run silent run deep capibility.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_assured_destruction

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    11. Re:First strike! by X0563511 · · Score: 4, Informative

      MAD only works when both parties are sane. DPRK seems less sane by the day.

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    12. Re:First strike! by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 2

      Even if NK has nuclear capability, they don't have enough nukes for an effective preemptive strike.

      The most they have is an "ensure that the US is justified in turning your entire country into a parking lot" strike.

      Especially since to "strike the headquarters of the aggressor" they would have to sneak a nuke into DC, at which point the US response would be "die terrorist fuckers DIE".

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    13. Re:First strike! by rcw-home · · Score: 2

      Before NK started on developing actual nukes, their "nuclear option" was (and very arguably still is) artillery pieces. Thousands of them, including a few hundred 170mm guns and 240mm rocket launchers that can potentially reach Seoul. North Korea has stated that they can rain 250,000 shells per hour down on Seoul, although South Korean estimates are that they can do, at best, 20,000, and more realistically 2,400.

    14. Re:First strike! by durrr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      MAD also only works when both sides can actually destroy eachother. A NK nuclear strike could at best kill a few million people, after which their entire nation would go up in smoke(or by invaded on every front at the very least, nuking NK might not be a very popular option as fallout would drift out over japan(ironic isn't it that everything nuclear somehow end up affecting japan) and south korea.

    15. Re:First strike! by jadv · · Score: 1

      The "M" part of MAD only works when both countries have the ability to "AD" each other. The USA can do that to North Korea in the blink of an eye, but NK wouldn't stand a chance of doing the opposite. So even if they ARE crazy enough to attack, they stand to lose much much more than USA does. And for the record, I find it hard to believe that the leadership of NK are anything more than power-hungry bureaucrats. And power-hungry bureaucrats never consider a path of certain self-sacrifice as a viable option. But then again, I might be wrong...

    16. Re:First strike! by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      A pity "Metalstorm" never seemed to work out. Imagine a drone that could "paint" an area with anti-personnel or mixed-purpose grenades/mines. Game over, North Korea. . . . And as a humorous aside, just where IS Team America, when you REALLY need them. . . (grin)

    17. Re:First strike! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Don't the South Koreans have some of those newfangled anti-artillery radars? How many volleys could they manage to push through their barrels before their positions get obliterated by counterfire?

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    18. Re:First strike! by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      The problem is that NK has an army of mostly soldiers, even HORSES still. That means they will be spread all over the field, so bombs and drones won't be very effective.

      If only we had a type of bomb that produced a shockwave that can rupture the internal organs of everyone within a 2km-square area. You know, something like Thermobaric weapons. It is estimated that the US still has 15 MOABs

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    19. Re:First strike! by Talderas · · Score: 1

      A huge portion of that can be laid at the feet of MacArthur.

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    20. Re:First strike! by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      Actually the biggest threat are the tons of well camouflaged artillery pointed at South Korea that will blast the northern cities to shit the moment any war strikes, and I really wouldn't want anything to happen to Samsung Town.

      Yeah, it's a place. Look it up!

    21. Re:First strike! by durrr · · Score: 1

      Are you certain about that? What if NK intentionally miscalibrated their nuclear devices for a lesser, but spot-on explosive yield. And put their supposedly failed satellite into a spin or 'nonfunctional' state to mislead.their launch and space capabilities.

      And as we speak, NK factories churn out MIRVed ballistic missiles in the thousands per day.

    22. Re:First strike! by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, if you look at the behavior, it's pretty rational. Their behavior has been pretty standard in the last few years. Before a big conference: ratchet up rhetoric -> During conference: ratchet down rhetoric in exchange for food and other random guarantees -> rinse, repeat. There are two ways out of this: ignore NK rhetoric, which only works to a point. Once they put their missiles on ships for exports, their doing more than just talking big. The other way is to take NK at their word, which also only works to a point - are we really going to nuke NK? NK knows both limits pretty well, because they've been playing them quite astutely.

      Now, could NK actually be crazy and do something stupid? No one really knows - another beauty of the NK foreign relationship game. Personally, I would ignore NK completely, cut them off from the world, and make it clear to China that they're risking their harmonious society because one of their buffer zones is the equivalent of a schoolyard bully with a gun. The only way we're going to "solve" NK is by making it China's problem. And then that brings up the question of how SK will look at NK essentially becoming a Chinese territory.

      The only foreign policy problem that's worse than the NK question is the Palestinian question. And not by a huge amount.

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    23. Re:First strike! by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      They are spread out over the field so what? DO you actually think drones only have missiles? Also think of carpet bombing the NK army? Even using drones to do the carpet bombing.

      The only reason NK exists today is because of China. IF China did not back NK in the 1950's thinks would have ended back then. If NK does attack the US first, things will get very ugly very fast. I wonder what China will do.

    24. Re:First strike! by jadv · · Score: 0

      Are you certain about that? What if NK intentionally miscalibrated their nuclear devices for a lesser, but spot-on explosive yield. And put their supposedly failed satellite into a spin or 'nonfunctional' state to mislead.their launch and space capabilities.

      And as we speak, NK factories churn out MIRVed ballistic missiles in the thousands per day.

      (Citation needed)

    25. Re:First strike! by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 2

      We wouldn't have to use nukes to bomb NK out of existence. those MOAB bombs are non nuke and can do plenty of damage.

    26. Re:First strike! by losfromla · · Score: 1

      I fail to see the irony. They got bombed by the US with nukes, had one plant go and melt down. That is surely bad but, why do you imagine there is irony involved?

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    27. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seoul has 10.5 Million people and is a major player in the international economy. NK easily has the ability to launch a nuclear attack and remove them from the map. That would be a catastrophe orders of magnitude beyond anything humanity has ever faced. The global economy would tank. The world would suffer. We would suffer. As for it being Suicide for NK... Have you taken a good look. They have been committing slow and successful suicide for 70 years. They have been perfecting willing to watch over 10,000 this season alone.

    28. Re:First strike! by ninjagin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, you're right that it's an uneven match-up, but no device that the DPRK has tested has been very powerful -- not even to the level of the US nuclear armaments in the 40s -- and what they've managed to put together has been inefficient (even the most recent one) and dirty. Depending on the location of a detonation, casualties could be heavy, but nowhere near a million people. Truth be told, while they ramble on about what they'd do to DC, they could never get a device near it. I think that they'd probably hit a US base near Seoul, if they could. That said, they'd be kicking a hornets nest. Their greatest tactical threat comes from several hundred artillery positions they have spread along the DMZ, and those can easily strike Seoul, even for the ones that are positioned furthest back. The US has bombs, tested in Iraq against tank divisions, that would render most of those artillery pieces unusable within hours. Logistically, the DPRK would run out of fuel for trucks in a matter of months (perhaps weeks) and run out of food in about the same timeframe. Assuming that the US would leave Pyongyang untouched for the first few weeks (unlikely) they'd be trying to support a front line with starving soldiers and prisoners with pack-bikes by then, and that would not last for long. At the same time, the DPRK has created lots of dug-in defenses, and there will be a ton of dead-enders to deal with. At the longest, I think the DPRK might last six months. The US would never have to retaliate with nukes. Even if we did, our arsenal has pretty clean weaponry, so the impact of drifting fallout would not be that big. Still, there's no need for the US to use nukes. China, if they played their cards correctly, could seal their border with the DPRK, flood the place with humanitarian aid to prevent a mass exodus of refugees, and wait for the US to eliminate resistance. I wonder what kind of weirdos would step into the vacuum left by a KJ-U defeat, though.

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    29. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly to the rest of the world, so does the USA.

    30. Re:First strike! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Horses haven't mattered since before Poland used them against the invading Nazis. It's a guy on a horse with a gun -- target practice for a Humvee.

      The only issue is how many cannon balls they can shoot into Seoul from their in-place long range guns in the few hours before those guns are all paste.

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    31. Re:First strike! by SJHillman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Their missiles can maybe, possibly reach San Francisco with a bit of luck and almost certainly Honolulu. Of course, that means praying the US doesn't have any sort of missile defense or the missile gets through by freak chance... not a good bet when you only have a few nukes.

    32. Re:First strike! by Xest · · Score: 5, Funny

      "But China's come of age, is a major world power. They're finding N. Korea's crap annoying lately."

      I like the idea of China's leaders putting it to Kim Jong Un exactly like this in a text message or something. Like a pair of teenage lovers that grew up together and grew apart.

      "Dear Kim, we're finding your crap annoying lately. Grow up."

    33. Re:First strike! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Realize the capital of South Korea is an hour drive from the DMZ. If war starts NK WILL hit it out of pure spite... Not to actually keep it. It will turn into old fashion "raping and pillaging" by starving mobs pretty quickly... Our army has never really dealt with that type of threat.

      It's the same with Nukes... NK will pick the DIRTIEST shot possible, just to kill lots of people. Will we have the balls to hold our ground and not nuke back?

      NK goal is going to be escalation on as many fronts as they can... It's like the Joker in Batman... They've spent all their money on guns and knives and TNT... They know they can't WIN but they can set as much on fire as possible and hope they keep their seat.

    34. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That and China is just down wind from NK, so it would be in their best interest to keep any nuke fights out of the region.

    35. Re:First strike! by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      South Korea has many troops stationed at the border, not even counting US soldiers in the area. Soldiers that are much better trained and equipped than their northern brethren.

      Now I honestly wonder what would happen if DPRK provokes an attack, and ROK responds. Sure DPRK has like a million strong army, many more than ROK has. But that doesn't mean much.

      Look at Saddam Hussein's army, and how it virtually dissolved the moment the US invaded the country. A few soldiers were killed, a few maybe taking prisoner, but for the most of them, they just disappeared. There were supposed to be many many soldiers, but I have not heard of any large numbers being taken prisoner or killed. Morale was low, there was virtually no resistance.

      This is what I expect from the DPRK army as well. Poorly trained, poorly equipped, and a major incentive to be in the army is that at least you get something to eat. If these soldiers see the troops of ROK possibly supported by US troops seriously invading, it shouldn't take long for them to realise that they're pretty much powerless, and that they'd best defect. Just drop their uniforms, and become part of the civilian society. No consequences as the regime is due to fall in days.

      One difference of course is the far more effective propaganda of the DPRK. The people there quite literally don't know anything other than what the state tells them. The limited information available about this country gives me the impression that it's exactly what 1984 described. minus the telescreens spying back on you maybe. People there genuinely love their Great Leader, or however he's called.

      Both ROK and PRC are afraid of DPRK collapsing. Both have interest to keep the status quo. PRC is afraid of droves of refugees, ROK is afraid of the cost of rebuilding that country (they also know how tough it was on Germany, and DPRK is possibly worse than the DDR ever was). The only problem here is that DPRK will sooner or later fail, and the longer it takes, the harder it's going to be to pick up the pieces and move on.

    36. Re:First strike! by cusco · · Score: 1, Funny

      sneak a nuke into DC

      I don't see a problem, as long as the wind is blowing offshore. We'd probably erect statues to Kim for doing us that favor, after we vaporized him.

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    37. Re:First strike! by mcneely.mike · · Score: 0

      It's 'cause he's Wonewy.... oh, so wonewy.

      Send in the puppets!

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    38. Re:First strike! by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The Chinese have been itching to get back Japan. Specifically those aged 50 and older (whom have politically climbed to the top within the rank and file). Many younger Chinese don't "hate" the Japanese. But they are very nationalistic due to a boost in confidence from growing economic conditions. Of course, that generation has yet to feel the real impact war on the home front. Then again, same could be said of the US or Japan. Also worth mentioning is that the younger Japanese generation are also becoming nationalistic too. It's a giant recipe for a disaster that ought never happen. I believe war will breakout between China and Japan and we will get politically sucked into it if not out-right militarily.

      Two things need to happen.
      1. Japan needs to grow a pair and acknowledge their past unjust aggressions toward China, the invasion and make amends to the raping of nanking.
      2. China needs to just drop the pride thing and move on.

      I have a feeling none of that will occur.

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    39. Re:First strike! by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When you raise your children only hearing your insanity, they too will share it but unlike you they will believe it.

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    40. Re:First strike! by AvitarX · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm pretty sure China would step in and make sure NK behaves going forward, and reprimand and remove the current power structure.

      Retaliation would then mean war with China, as they claim NK as a new semi autonomous region within their borders.

      China would love the excuse to outright take NK.

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    41. Re:First strike! by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      The problem is that NK has an army of mostly soldiers, even HORSES still. That means they will be spread all over the field, so bombs and drones won't be very effective.

      We just need to think outside the box. For example, I bet you those horses don't eat very well. What if we dangled carrots from the drones?

    42. Re:First strike! by bitt3n · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not likely. China is growing tired of Peyongyang's shenanigans.

      I think as diplomatic policy the US should start referring to their tricks as pyongyanigans.

    43. Re:First strike! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Those positions have been zeroed in for decades. The N. Koreans can't afford to move them very often.

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    44. Re:First strike! by PRMan · · Score: 2

      The problem is that NK has an army of mostly soldiers, even HORSES still. That means they will be spread all over the field, so bombs and drones won't be very effective.

      That's why you attack during one of their mandatory military parades. They're all in one spot then.

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    45. Re:First strike! by JimCanuck · · Score: 1

      MAD also only works when both sides can actually destroy eachother.

      It works when both Russia and China wont let their boarder areas be radiated with nuclear contaminates due to a American strike without some kind of response.

    46. Re:First strike! by PRMan · · Score: 1

      But MAD would also annihilate South Korea. And we like them...

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    47. Re:First strike! by gtall · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't count on the N. Koreans somehow dropping their weapons from low morale. NK is much more anal about internal brainwashing than Saddam ever was, and they have been at it far longer. So not only are their soldiers indoctrinated, their father's were similarly indoctrinated, and also their grandfathers. Also, a large part of Iraq's army was Shi'ite, and they were never going to fight for Saddam.

      And you have to figure that NK will also do to their soldiers as Stalin did to his, i.e., put an army behind them to encourage them not to run.

    48. Re:First strike! by rahvin112 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Official US position is that use of weapons of Mass Destruction against the US homeland, US troops or allies protected by the "nuclear umbrella" will result in nuclear retaliation.

      MADD can only work if you are willing to retaliate in kind. It would be foolish of the US NOT to retaliate with nukes as it would empower enemies with the idea that we won't attack. Al Queda sprang from that very idea after the bombing in Lebannon and the lack of US retaliation along with half a dozen other instances where the US did essentially the same thing when confronted with attacks.

    49. Re:First strike! by JimCanuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Realize the capital of South Korea is an hour drive from the DMZ. If war starts NK WILL hit it out of pure spite...

      Do you know what the South Koreans and North Koreans both share?

      Disdain for the American's meddling in their country from before the Korean War, because remember a American puppet Dictator started to kill off anyone who was deemed centralist to left wing before the Communist Party of Korea declared war due to those actions.

      Followed by this never ended state of war, that multiple South Korea Dictatorships have kept up, working for the Americans. And even the current "Democratic" South Korea, who is feeling the American's pressure at every turn to keep this "conflict" going.

      Remember Psy's Anti-American songs? That is just the tip of the iceberg for most South Koreans. A single death and lack of prosecution due to a American Imposed Status of Forces Agreement in Korea. Want to see what the South Koreans will do if a second American caused war happens? It won't be like the first time.

      You'll be far more likely to see South Korea joining the North Korean side then North Korea using a nuclear weapon on Seoul.

    50. Re:First strike! by micahraleigh · · Score: 0

      Taiwan is also worse than NK.

    51. Re:First strike! by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      If you look at the US/SK exercises they had names like "Team Sprint". I think if war broke out you'd see

      1) A lot of cruise missile and airstrikes on NK missiles and artillery north of the DMZ - it would be a much more intensive bombing campaign than any yet seen.

      2) An amphibious landing north of the DMZ by South Korean forces. They'd divide into a group that would go for Pyongyang to end the regime and another group to head back south to attack the DMZ from behind.

      3) If NK uses nukes I think the US would respond with tactical nuclear strikes against NK military formations.

      The reason is that in a real war Seoul is very vulnerable to dug in NK missiles and artillery. The US doesn't really do trench warfare. It prefers blitzkrieg style warfare i.e. lots of tanks on the move - the Gulf War being the classic example.

      The North is probably very short of food and fuel but it probably has dug deep fortifications to protect its forces aimed at Seoul from air attack and stocked them up with enormous amounts of ammunition. So a war of attrition favours the North and is deadly for Seoul. A war of maneuver and movement favours the south and is probably what their US advisers have taught them because that is what the US does well. Also if they want to minimize the deaths of registered voters in Seoul that is the only choice.

      Put those together and I think you'd see a very aggressive attempt by the US and SK to end the war before the North could do too much damage to Seoul. You can't be sure of that with air strikes alone, so I'd expect an amphibious landing in the North.

      Also the North would be thrown badly off balance politically by an amphibious landing - it would be like in D Day where no one dared wake Hitler because he'd apparently said the invasion wasn't going to happen the way it did. Lastly no one with first hand experience of them really likes murderous totalitarian regimes and most people in NK probably know the South is a better place to live. So if the South is lucky the NK regime will fracture and collapse completely once SK tank columns start to roll through the countryside and individual NK commanders switch sides or decide not to fight.

      It's reasonable to assume for example that the US and SK forces will be able to destroy NK's communications systems. So if you're an NK commander you don't even know if King Kim is even alive once the war starts.

      What about China? Well if you look at Wikileaks they may well have told the South Koreans they're not to fussed if they remove the regime and unify the country so long as US forces are not stationed in the North.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/nov/29/wikileaks-cables-china-reunified-korea

      In highly sensitive discussions in February this year, the-then South Korean vice-foreign minister, Chun Yung-woo, told a US ambassador, Kathleen Stephens, that younger generation Chinese Communist party leaders no longer regarded North Korea as a useful or reliable ally and would not risk renewed armed conflict on the peninsula, according to a secret cable to Washington.

      Chun, who has since been appointed national security adviser to South Korea's president, said North Korea had already collapsed economically.

      Political collapse would ensue once Kim Jong-il died, despite the dictator's efforts to obtain Chinese help and to secure the succession for his son, Kim Jong-un.

      "Citing private conversations during previous sessions of the six-party talks , Chun claimed [the two high-level officials] believed Korea should be unified under ROK [South Korea] control," Stephens reported.

      "The two officials, Chun said, were ready to 'face the new reality' that the DPRK [North Korea] now had little value to China as a buffer state - a view that, since North Korea's first nuclear test in 2006, had reportedly gained traction among senior PRC [People's Republic of China] leaders. Chun argu

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    52. Re:First strike! by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      I wonder what kind of weirdos would step into the vacuum left by a KJ-U defeat, though.

      That's the problem. That population has been living under heavy oppression with extreme brainwashing for so many years that I doubt that they'd even be able to benefit from a free election for a number of years after.

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    53. Re:First strike! by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Why won't anybody think of the poor horses!?

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    54. Re:First strike! by SuperBanana · · Score: 1

      "what they've managed to put together has been inefficient (even the most recent one) and dirty."

      Why do you think they wouldn't be thrilled to blow up a low-yield dirty nuclear weapon over a major US city?

    55. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Bullcrap. Bullcrap. Bullcrap.

      Most of their soldiers don't want to be in the military. There are a lot of desertions to go back home where they have a better chance of getting fed.

      So the soldiers spread out across the field. Bombs won't work? Have you not heard of a cluster bomb? Or a machine gun in a pill box? Heck, we don't even have to kill them. Just wound them. They don't even have basic medial supplies like morphine. They won't want to fight. Thoes that do will end up dead. Germany's biggest problem when invading Russia wasn't a Huge Mob of Soldiers to Kill, it was having enough ammunition to slaughter them.

      If their soldiers came running at us, we could easily defeat them with cases of Meals-Ready-To-Eat. I'm sure about 99% of them would stop in their tracks, drop their gun (if they even have one), sit down and eat. Set up a McDonalds and a movie theater and call it a day.

      The only thing they have going for them is artillary strikes at Seoul. It won't be very hard to whip the crap out of those emplacements. They are immobile and already fully mapped out by our military. A few quick strikes and it would be very quiet. Any mobile artillery they have isn't going anywhere. They don't have any kind of fuel industry what-so-ever. Heck, the few naval ships they have spend a good chunk of time at see with the engines OFF. That's how one of their naval officers escaped. He out-paddled the navy patrol ship in the middle of the night and they never saw him.

      If they attacked, it would be their slaughter. They know this, which is why they haven't attacked other than those stupid little skirmish games they play so the KCNA can spin how glorious their leader is and still meeting the enemy on the battlefield. Its all bullshit. They have -nothing- for us to be scared of. China is more afraid of the refugee problem they'd experience because the northern portion of North Korea is the poorest and they would be the first to cut and run to anywhere but home. They don't want a reuinifed Korea because it would mean American troops looking into China - a huge blow to their nationalism.

      North Korea is a non-issue, just like Chavez in Venezuela. Patience. It'll fall down eventually without a single shot being fired.

    56. Re:First strike! by Andtalath · · Score: 1

      THe man who wanted to nuke pretty much half of Asia.
      Heck, he was frustrated he didn't get to do it.

    57. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I think we should let them invade. After all the protests, courts in Korea not allowing American citizens to even have translators in court, the extreme racism bordering of xenophobia there, etc....... we should pull out our troops, and send Kim Jr a letter saying "you can have it".

    58. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      unfortunately over the last 10 years the US is also looking less sane by the day.

    59. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unmanned , yeah that perfectly describes Amercians

    60. Re:First strike! by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I would be surprised if they think we would actually respond with a nuke.

      Hell, I'd be surprised if we did. I'm not saying we shouldn't do it, just don't think we would nowadays.

    61. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not likely. China is growing tired of Peyongyang's shenanigans. It was cute when China was a fervent marxist state and a major exporter of revolutionary insurgence. But China's come of age, is a major world power. They're finding N. Korea's crap annoying lately.

      Yup - I mean it's not like any major super-power in the last century made large use of insurgencies or puppet-states with war-like natures...

      Anyones ears burning?

    62. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that if NK drops a nuke on US soil, that there won't be a NK any longer, just a plain of smoking glass and a lot of Chinese and South Koreans running around in hastily manufactured radiation suits.

      Anyone who thinks the US would not go nuclear if a nation-state nuked us first simply isn't facing reality. There's no other possible response.

    63. Re:First strike! by PetiePooo · · Score: 1

      Why do you think they wouldn't be thrilled to blow up a low-yield dirty nuclear weapon over a major US city?

      They might want to, but the latest reports I've seen (search google for citations) indicate they have enough fissile material for a mere handful of weapons, and their longest range missile won't yet reach the US coast.

      Except for maybe Alaska, but last I knew, nobody was calling Anchorage a "major city."

      j/k, Alaska.. We still love you, you gorgeous, scenic, oil-rich babe!

    64. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why Slashdot mods this comment and thread 5s is beyond me.

      N Korea can't wipe its ass without China.. Wake up. This is more than a mild threat.

    65. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a proud Canuk, I just lost the upper part of my head somewhere and am sad about it, vous motte insensitive!

    66. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a feeling none of that will occur.

      It's like national frustration. Japan doesn't have enough land. China needs to hold its enormous population together. You're seeing the effects of those ongoing problems. Even if the symptoms could be avoided, the causes would still exist.

      It would take something like colonizing space, sending millions of people to other planets to live, to relieve the problem. I know it's a ridiculous solution, but that's the scale of what a solution would be. So, it's a bit hopeless that things will change any time soon.

    67. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They may be able to produce the bodies of these delivery devices, but do they have enough nuclear material to make the 1000 a day quota and arm them as fully functioning nukes?

      No no they do not.

    68. Re:First strike! by Talderas · · Score: 2

      I was going to say the fact that he pretty much charged his army towards China's border with N.Korea after destroying and routing the NKA.

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    69. Re:First strike! by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      We don't have to attack their soldiers directly. We will just do the same thing we've been doing to win wars (strategically at least) for the last 20+ years: Take out their command and control, win air superiority, and attack supply lines. A million starving, undirected men aren't much use as soldiers. It won't be a walk in the park but would probably be easier than Iraq 2 due to the lack of the religious infighting. The most ardently brainwashed anti-capitalists will change their tune once they are facing imminent starvation.

      The game changer that makes this possible is the detailed intelligence we have on their critical assets and the availability of precision strike weapons so we don't waste time carpet bombing forests. Nobody can match us at this game.

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    70. Re:First strike! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Equally no one knows if the US is crazy enough to attack NK first. Uncertainly and craziness on both sides is pretty much guaranteed to escalate the situation.

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    71. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This administration and any subsequent one will likely do nothing about the threat of North Korea as well as China. They, apparently, are more interested in binding the hands of pissed off Americans now.

      If US is attacked by those idiots, it will cripple and demoralize this entire nation and render it helpless and panic-strickened. Just knowing that a million American lives lay in waste, even if only one small major city lay in ruins, the wheels in this cog would stop turning. Life as we know it will stop. Toilet paper will be worth $100.00 a roll. Any heroics would be tightly managed. We will become a police nation like this world has never seen before. The power grid would be locked down and turned on for only moments at specific times. Manufacturing and shipping will cease. No batteries for our radios. No gasoline for our cars and generators. We would have to rely on gOOGLE for our television updates as they will be hiding away underground operating their driverless video cars from those caves. And all the other rationing.. will be hard to take.

      Any retaliation against North Korea would have to be simultaneously coupled with a retaliations against China, Iran and Pakistan as North Korea is only one puppet antagonizer, one in China's configuration for world supremacy. That retaliation would probably cause a total launch of missiles to be fired from those countries at US and her allies. Get out your finest sun glasses and toast a toast then.

      Just saying..

    72. Re:First strike! by Eugriped3z · · Score: 2

      If I were Kim Jong-un, I'd think twice about threatening China's biggest debtor. The very thought that the U.S. might not be able to repay its debt to China with its overvalued dollars, the velocity of which depends on the rate at which U.S. consumers purchase cheap plastic crap and consumer electronics from the newly crowned king of knock-offs and outsourced labor, seems unfathomable. China would squash N. Korea like a bug, right after we loosed the drones of war, into the breach... again.

    73. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I worked for the US state department I would institute a policy of "Don't Feed the Trolls". Who cares what North Korea says, what are they going to do, smuggle a cherrybomb into South Korea?

    74. Re:First strike! by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Japan doesn't have enough land? I could see saying not enough resources/etc, but they have a declining population. The reason the cities are so crowded is cultural - the transition from skyscrapers to farmland is a pretty sharp one in Japan.

    75. Re:First strike! by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      If N Korea attacks the US or S Korea this is what will happen, first many of the strategic areas will be bombed, armories and SAM sites will be the top priories. Once the Sam sites are knocked out planes and helicopters can fly in and eliminate the artillery which will be N Korea's main attack weapon. The bad thing about artillery is that S Korea can keep tabs on some of the larger pieces but the smaller ones they won't be able to locate until they fire. Even if N Korea had factories S Korea would not be targeting civilians just military targets.

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    76. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Official US position is that use of weapons of Mass Destruction against the US homeland, US troops or allies protected by the "nuclear umbrella" will result in nuclear retaliation.

      MADD can only work if you are willing to retaliate in kind. It would be foolish of the US NOT to retaliate with nukes as it would empower enemies with the idea that we won't attack. Al Queda sprang from that very idea after the bombing in Lebannon and the lack of US retaliation along with half a dozen other instances where the US did essentially the same thing when confronted with attacks.

      You are right, they would use nukes. Can you imagine the reaction in the US media over an actual nuke detonation on US soil? There will be millions of people screaming for nuclear retaliation.

    77. Re:First strike! by Dave+Emami · · Score: 1

      Don't the South Koreans have some of those newfangled anti-artillery radars? How many volleys could they manage to push through their barrels before their positions get obliterated by counterfire?

      Perhaps, but even one volley would mean an awful lot of death and destruction in Seoul, which has one of the highest population densities of any city in the world. Also, even if the artillery positions are immediately determined (or perhaps already known, as another responder suggested), they can only be taken out quickly if South Korea has guns in place and on alert to perform counterbattery fire, or has aircraft loitering above. Otherwise they have to take the time to bring their own artillery into position and/or arm and launch airstrikes. The NK fire could easily drive deaths above the 10,000 level in that time. Taking out the NK guns/launchers ahead of time would be the best course (if it can be done quickly and all at once, because any that are missed will be firing at Seoul), but unless overt hostilities have already broken out, that won't be a politically-viable option.

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    78. Re:First strike! by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      The only foreign policy problem that's worse than the NK question is the Palestinian question. And not by a huge amount.

      What problem? We just wait a few more decades and the Israelis will have finally solved the Palestinians.

    79. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MAD doesn't need to work, since it doesn't apply here. First off, there's no mutual; North Korea does not have the capability to destroy the US. And if NK pokes the US, the US is fully capable of delivering the 'D' portion without resorting to nukes.

    80. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China would love the excuse to outright take NK.

      Nonsense. They don't want to deal with the humanitarian disaster, and they want a buffer between themselves and US forces in SK. Outright taking NK means they lose on both counts.

    81. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Range is one thing. Accuracy is another. Can they reach San Francisco? Maybe. Can they actually hit it? I doubt it.

    82. Re:First strike! by Dave+Emami · · Score: 1

      Horses haven't mattered since before Poland used them against the invading Nazis.

      Just a note: the whole "Polish cavalry against tanks" thing is a myth. They did use cavalry (with decent success actually) against German infantry, and they sometimes use horses to transport anti-tank guns, but there were no instances of Winged Hussars charging Panzers.

      It's a guy on a horse with a gun -- target practice for a Humvee.

      US special forces used horses quite effectively in Afghanistan in 2001. Mostly they were used to get around quickly to designate targets for airstrikes, but they were also ridden into combat.

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    83. Re:First strike! by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Before NK started on developing actual nukes, their "nuclear option" was (and very arguably still is) artillery pieces. Thousands of them, including a few hundred 170mm guns and 240mm rocket launchers that can potentially reach Seoul. North Korea has stated that they can rain 250,000 shells per hour down on Seoul, although South Korean estimates are that they can do, at best, 20,000, and more realistically 2,400.

      Bullshit. That's propaganda (for their side and the west to propagate their "narrative). The Norks don't have anywhere near the capability people say they have. Materials, and in training (which also takes materials) and places to hide that stuff. Take a look at a map some time and pick out the infrastructure capable of "raining down 250k shells" .... it's just not there.

    84. Re:First strike! by Krau+Ming · · Score: 1

      Deploying model D-R ONE in 3...2...1...

    85. Re:First strike! by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      It works when both Russia and China wont let their boarder areas be radiated with nuclear contaminates

      How much rent does Korea and Japan pay to their landlords?

    86. Re:First strike! by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      You'll be far more likely to see South Korea joining the North Korean side then North Korea using a nuclear weapon on Seoul.

      Why would North Korea nuke South Korea after they've joined sides? Oops, wrong button?

    87. Re:First strike! by Punto · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is North Korea went mass marines, no gas, and South Korea invested way to much in tech and they couldn't get their production up and running for the timing attack?

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    88. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sheeps are pretty naive to believe everything Reuters/CNN/Fox/BBC/White House...tells you.
      If you understand a foreign language, you'll notice the west will frequently mis-translate/distort otherwise routine events.
      Most of the time they do not play the original language, but occasionally a few passages are aired, and even in these infrequent cases I have noticed errors, and the error are ALWAYS made in a manner which bolster the west's agenda.

      NK is not stupid.
      As a country of some 25 million they do pretty well (a lot better than the 1+ billion disaster in India for example, which has it's own more credible nuclear tripwire in Kashmir).
      There is no way they are going to initiate anything "big" any time soon (other than the usual saber rattling that trigger happy highschool dropouts on both sides of the DMZ engages in under the conditions that exists).

    89. Re:First strike! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I'll note that MOABs are probably about the only bomb that's harder to move/deploy than it is to create. For all it's size, a MOAB is a very simple bomb to construct.

      To put it more simply, we could probably make them faster than we can ship them over to the AOR.

      Oh, and we wouldn't just be restricted to Thermobarics - the USA hasn't signed cluster-bomb restrictions for a reason, large masses of infantry are perfect targets for cluster bombs.

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    90. Re:First strike! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      That's why the 'max' is ~20k, vs a more realistic 2.4k. Basically, if they run them all out to reach that ~20k, they'd also be obliterated wholesale by US and SK responses.

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    91. Re:First strike! by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      They don't need the buffer anymore, and they're likely to lose it in the next few decades anyway (NK is likely to become a part of SK or China).

      Sure, they don't want the disaster, but they could handle it. The need for a land buffer like that is far lower than it used to be, and better to grab that land than to cede it to SK.

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    92. Re:First strike! by RoccamOccam · · Score: 1

      Very clever -- should be modded up.

    93. Re:First strike! by turgid · · Score: 1

      The US wouldn't do that at all. It would be totally unjust to the millions of innocent North Koreans who are trapped under the oppressive totalitarian regime.

      North Korea has yet to conclusively prove that it has nukes anyway. Even if they did, they might have enough nuclear material to make one viable device. Then they'd have to deliver it somewhere it could do damage. They don't exactly have a good reliability record for their rocket launches.

      No, sit back and laugh as the lunatic leaders of North Korea continue to embarrass themselves.

      Actually, don't laugh, because millions of ordinary North Koreans are oppressed and starving because of those lunatic leaders.

    94. Re:First strike! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Yeah also China needs South Korea as a trading partner. Consider all the mobile phone components which China makes for SK as just a minor example. China wants to stay in business so they can keep buying all the shiny things.

    95. Re:First strike! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Sure but crazy individuals die by Suicide by cop all the time. Maybe NK is like one of those people.

    96. Re:First strike! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      The Seoul subway system is extensive and very deep. It is drilled into solid rock and I am sure it was designed as a shelter system.

    97. Re:First strike! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Truth be told, while they ramble on about what they'd do to DC, they could never get a device near it.

      Not by conventional delivery means, no. But, suppose they would provide the device and training, completely for free, to a well-determined jihadist cell...

    98. Re:First strike! by Dan+East · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree that some sort of nuclear response would be required. The word "nuclear" must somehow be involved in at least one of the weapons launched in retaliation. The reason? Iran will be watching.

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    99. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >I wonder what kind of weirdos would step into the vacuum left by a KJ-U defeat, though.

      Either China or South Korea. Likely they'd split it. North Korea would cease to exist as a State.

    100. Re:First strike! by makubesu · · Score: 1

      >>China would love the excuse to outright take NK.

      What makes you think this? Does NK have some resources that China highly values? Better to have a buffer between you and American troops.

    101. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we would probably give them NK with the promise they eliminate the ruling family and liberate the labor camps

    102. Re:First strike! by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      Best place to deliver it would be the easiest: Upper atmosphere. EMP on the West Coast would be pretty disruptive, and you don't even have to be concerned about targeting. We'll have to count on taking it out just after launch, otherwise "pop goes the infrastructure".

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    103. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mothers Against Drunk Driving?

    104. Re:First strike! by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 1

      You ought to look up the historical effectiveness of artillery on infantry. Particularly during WW2

      TL;DR It's murderous.

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    105. Re:First strike! by jafac · · Score: 1

      I have hosted dozens of Chinese exchange students. Indeed - many of them DO still bear a grudge against the Japanese for WWII. (I found this very shocking). I am certain this is perpetuated by government propaganda. They are fed a very filtered and sheltered internet. (our internet usually blows their freaking minds!).

      NONE of them have siblings. Sit back and consider the implications of an entire nation, an entire generation of kids, where nobody has any brothers or sisters. (some do - it's very rare). Grandparents, Parents, Uncles and Aunts focus all their life energy and hopes and dreams on these poor kids. (granted - I'm only exposed to the "upper crust" of society, the ones whose parents are wealthy, and had the good fortune to be allowed to study abroad - so there's probably some selection bias in there).

      I do agree with you that China and Japan are on a course that will lead to armed conflict. And I think it's inevitable. Neither is willing to do what is necessary to stop it. The USA will probably make fucktons of money selling arms to Japan.

      I also think that India and Pakistan are going to take the opportunity to fight just as soon as China and Japan go at it. When the USA backs out of Pakistan, you'll be able to hear the sucking from the power-vacuum.

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    106. Re:First strike! by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Those troops could be withdrawn after the NK question is resolved, regardless of who ends up owning the real estate.

      I could see a deal being struck between the US and China in which the US agrees to a withdrawal from the peninsula in exchange for providing any military support needed at the DMZ during a Chinese takeover.

      Mexican standoffs are bad for business, and both China and the US are all about business, political rhetoric notwithstanding.

    107. Re:First strike! by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 1

      Well, it certainly sounds like their plan to add LSD to your municipal water supply worked well.

    108. Re:First strike! by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 2

      Remember Psy's Anti-American songs? That is just the tip of the iceberg for most South Koreans.

      I don't know about that. There was no shortage of anti-American music coming out of Germany in the 1980s, yet there was never any danger that the East and West Germans were going to gang up on us after the wall came down.

      News flash: Young people like angsty, subversive music. Ric Romero has more at 11.

    109. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ?! How crazy is it to attack someone who is threatening to nuke you?

    110. Re:First strike! by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      The naval base in Honolulu? Where we dock our Aegis cruisers, specifically the Arleigh Burke class missile destroyer?

      The thing we designed for theatre ballistic missile defense?

      Good fucking luck with that. Each Arleigh Burke carries up to 90 SM-3 "Standard Missiles" and the Aegis radar that can direct over 100 at a time (yay, overengineering!). How many cruisers will be parked there at any given time? I don't know, but I suspect the point defense fire will begin to resemble something from Macross if the trajectory puts it originating in North Korea. The US has 15 such Aegis cruisers, but there's over 100 kicking around. I suspect the three South Korean ones would take a potshot at anything they see coming their way, and that we'd keep one - at least - in range of the Honolulu base, as it's the closest piece of territory to the North Korean launch sites.

      Of course, this is all on Wikipedia. I'd like to doubt that NK could be that crazy, but I wouldn't necessarily put it past them.

    111. Re:First strike! by loneDreamer · · Score: 1

      No, it WOULD be stupid to retaliate with nukes, even if you have them. As many other post mention, it would be overkill, not particularly humanitarian and a bad diplomatic move. In such a scenario, the US should FOR ONCE, take the high road and retaliate only with conventional weaponry, which in this case would be low risk and enough.

      No matter if you have a gun, you don't start shooting all over your house if a mosquito bites you, right?

      More serious enemies will still fear retaliation, as most individuals in power care only about themselves anyway, not the large innocent population, and also, as more serious damage may still have a nuclear retaliation. The official discourse is fine as discourses go though.

    112. Re:First strike! by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      I have a friend who is 4th generation Chinese here in the US. One day we were hanging out and he was driving his Chevy when an old high school friend of his pulled up in a pimped out Japanese rice burner. His friend asked him what he was doing driving an American piece of shit when he shot back asking why he was a traitor driving a car built by "the mother fuckers who raped our country". Turned out his father will never buy a Japanese car and his mothers mother cursed the Japanese and told him to never forget. Today he drives a Mercedes and his parents own VW's.

    113. Re:First strike! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      MADD can only work if you are willing to retaliate in kind.

      What do the Mothers Against Drunk Driving have to do with this?

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    114. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They were never "Marxist." But moving on...

    115. Re:First strike! by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 1

      It's awful to say, but I've wondered at times whether Hawaii and Alaska exist as states primarily to give future aggressors in the East convenient targets away from the mainland. Bombing a major West Coast city as a warning shot would cause far more damage to our nation in terms of both industry and (if relevant) radiation than striking our more remote states.

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    116. Re:First strike! by MarkCollette · · Score: 1

      You're repeating Nazi propaganda. Are you in the Hitler Youth or something?

    117. Re:First strike! by AJWM · · Score: 1

      It would be totally unjust to the millions of innocent North Koreans who are trapped under the oppressive totalitarian regime.

      It's up to those millions of "innocent" NK's to overthrow their oppressive totalitarian regime if they don't want to suffer for its actions. No, that wouldn't be easy, but it's probably easier than surviving a nuclear counter-strike. The US overthrew an oppressive regime of its own, once, as have many other countries. Nobody said it was easy.

      If the US didn't respond in kind to a nuclear first strike, the credibility of the nuclear deterrent goes down the toilet.

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    118. Re:First strike! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Obama, and more specifically the DNC own (culturally) the US media. Except for Fox as they don't count here on Slashdot. Anyways, the media will report the news with very soft gloves on anything a Democratic administration does up to and including coverup. That said however, I would support any POTUS command to counter strike with an ICBM. If your not willing to protect your nation, what in the hell is the point of a nation state in the first place if only to be subjugated by the enemy?

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    119. Re:First strike! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem is that the North will assuredly try to provoke China... That could put US and China troops accidentally shooting at each other...

      The Allies took Berlin without much issue (Russia and the US working together, or at least not shooting at each other). I don't think there will be any trouble with China, unless the US or China deliberately cause it. The best way the war would happen is to get China to invade from the north on foot. NK will either have to attack the south unprovoked in an all-out war on civilians, earning everyone in the military a war crimes tribunal, or they'll have to abandon their posts in the south to mount any kind of resistance in the north. After 1-6 months of that, depending on how China is doing (the worse China does, the earlier we step in), everyone else attacks from the south (well, the UN sends everything it can from the south, and the US uses all its naval might from the east and west). North Korea will survive no more than a week with a full attack by the UN/US and China. The trick is doing so to prevent NK from shelling civilian SK.

    120. Re:First strike! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      NK is lost. I can't speak for South Koreans, but as an American, China can have NK. The lives of NK can only improve at that point anyways. Besides, I don't want my tax dollars funding yet another welfare state. Fuck em!

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    121. Re:First strike! by quenda · · Score: 1

      MADD can only work if you are willing to retaliate in kind. It would be foolish of the US NOT to retaliate with nukes as it would empower enemies with the idea that we won't attack.

      Nonsense - MAD is irrelevant here, as NK has no ability to destroy the US, only SK. (Mothers Against Drink Driving even more irrelevant.)
      A massive retaliation by the US would be essential, and I bet they'd be itching to test out some of those new bunker-busting nukes, but to start dropping H-bombs on Pyongyang would just lose the moral high ground, which is in short supply with the US military since invading Afghanistan and Iraq.

    122. Re:First strike! by tibman · · Score: 1

      The war has never ended because they are STILL at war. There was never a peace treaty, only a truce. The South is always looking to help the North and make peace. Take a look at this and guess how many South Koreans will head north to join the NK Army: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:KoreaAtNight20121205_NASA.png

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    123. Re:First strike! by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

      This is sabre ratteling and nothing more. The US still has the mutualy assured destruction plan to prevent the use of nukes. An attack whould be the end of N Korea and they know it as destruction is assured. This is what kept the US and Russia from trading barbs for a long time during the cold war and eventualy led to peace. We watched each other carefully, then figured each other was worried someone would do something stupid. It never happened.

      It would be unfortunate if N Korea did something stupid and triggered the assured destruction portion of the plan.

      The US is not going to drop nukes first. A pre-emptive strike won't prevent a return due ot the run silent run deep capibility.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_assured_destruction

      Do you really think that the US would retaliate to a North Korean nuclear attach with a nuclear China just next door?

      It would be more likely that the US would absorb the hit and invade North Korea.

      Also, do you really think that Obama would have the stones to retaliate with a nuclear option? I don't.

    124. Re:First strike! by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

      Right. The slow motion genocide? The one where Palestinian health, prosperity, and life expectancy increases dramatically because they're living in the Jewish state? Gotcha. Amazing how long Palestinians in other countries have shorter lifespans than those in Israel. It's almost like the Jews aren't evil and we're being told lies. Hah! Of course that's not true. Let's blame the Jews.

    125. Re:First strike! by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

      The Palestinian question? Do you mean, "Why are the Palestinians so self-destructive and stupid?" Yeah, that one stumps me too.

    126. Re:First strike! by shikaisi · · Score: 1

      Also, a large part of Iraq's army was Shi'ite.

      Come on, there's no need to be rude about them. They were just poorly trained.

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    127. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You greatly overestimate the anti-American sentiment here.

      ~ESL Teacher in South Korea

    128. Re:First strike! by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      No, you're quite wrong. MAD means Mutually Assured Destruction. If you start a war that will end up wiping my side out, I will retaliate equally so that you are wiped out too.

      It doesn't apply to lower level threats. One nuke from NK would not justify obliterating the entire country with a thousand US nukes, in the same way that the 9/11 attacks didn't justify the US retaliating against Al Qaeda by transforming Saudi Arabia into a nice smooth glass plain.

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    129. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think America's army doesn't have any horses?

    130. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to think it's a conventional first strike. That is, well, stupid.

      About the only thing they have as an option is an EMF strike, and they have clearly demonstrated the launch-vehicle ability to put an appropriately-sized device at an altitude and orientation that will affect the continental United States.

      And because it's technically not a 'nuclear strike on United States armed forces or cities' it might not even qualify for any kind of directed response. What would a 'counterforce' EMF strike do to North Korea -- at least, one that matters for any length of time.

      Effect on the United States, though, is many times the value of any pathetic 'sanctions on luxuries' that the dipple-macs come up with. I for one am now even more worried than before. If I had to interdict 'something', it would be ship movements from North Korean ports, as that would be the probable way to get the launch system(s) into position.

      On the bright side, I suppose that if we actually have some secret orbital-strike SDA weapons that work, we can interdict anything North Korean in the boost phase. Just *don't go planning to wait for the first warhead to detonate* -- and scale response appropriately. There is almost no sense in a nuclear counterforce strike on North Korea, except perhaps on their 'known' nuclear locations (I don't think they're particularly well-known) and you can bet your bippy that the 'rest of the world' -- or folks in the United States, too, since North America is likely first next place for the fallout plume -- will respond at all favorably to America The Perceived World Bully making such reprisal on a poor pariah state.

      My response: if they do in fact do an EMP strike, we accept the lack of armistice too. And find someone like McArthur, send him in, and lance the boil forever.

      RME (Overmod) posting as AC because unable to log in.

    131. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More insane Commie ramblings. Not surprised, as the Canadian higher educational system is riddled with commies and socialists and they ALL hate America.

      Give it up, JimCanuck. The red banner days are gone.

    132. Re:First strike! by bhiestand · · Score: 1

      Fox counts as "US media" around here... just not "news" or "journalism".

      But what's your point/implication? That Democrats wouldn't fight back?

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    133. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeha, you're completely wrong. It's mainly the older generations that want reunification, but they despise the North and love the US. I was in Seoul during the Korean's version Independence Day and I saw on one side of the street was Grandpa and Grandma with their grandkids waving a South Korean flag in one hand and an US flag in the other. On the other side were college age kids protesting the US and what-not. The younger generations may dislike or even hate the US (it's the popular thing to do), but they are ambivalent about the North and don't really care for or want reunification. They view North Korea like a fashion conscious teenager from New York City might view their Appalachian hill-billy cousins. They are embarrassed that they are related and would rather not acknowledge it. They just want to the stress to go away be left to their friends, fashion and music.

      And if you think you have to be a non-US artist to write anti-American songs you don't listen to the lyrics to a lot of song written by Americans.

    134. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if I continue to acquiesce to Abomma's dismantling of the US Constitution and the
      2nd Amendment, then I deserve to 'get nuked'? Interesting... The timing of
      this, immediately after talking to Dennis Rodman, the new defacto head of
      our state department, seems more than mere coincidence.

    135. Re:First strike! by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Not cultural, but more one of cost per square meter. Land is expensive, therefore it becomes economic to build vertically instead of sprawl horizontally.

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    136. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I rather doubt the Chinese want the headache of dealing with 10 million refugees.

      The experts I spoke to said the Chinese would be happy if the North Koreans remained hermits. The relationship with the US, as measured in dollars, is far more valuable to them than the DPRK. Think of this: the money Apple alone spends in China is probably worth more than DPRK's whole GDP. Which one do you think they will choose?

      I would bet money that if the Chinese were told that NK could become SK's problem a la the DDR or Germany, they would be happy with that.

      But the Chinese don't want to be put in the position of choosing. It's messy. It means that they'd have to make clear where they stand on a few other issues too, and that could annoy their neighbors and mess up the other trade relationships which are also worth quite a bit to them.

      I agree that the DPRK leaders are not insane. They do want to survive. And the Chinese made it clear (publicly) that they fear instability in NK more than anything else. See above about 10 million refugees on the doorstep. The Russians don't like the idea either -- they already have a sizable North Korean population working in the Far East, sending money home. So the Chinese want stability above all and if Donald Duck came along to provide it they would take that and support him.

      That said, they want to survive, but I don't think they see a clear way to do it without opening up politically, which they really don't want to do either. So they threaten the US (for domestic consumption). They do everything they can to try and build support with anything but actually reforming the system. I mean, the Cubans figured out that they had to have some flexibility. But the DPRK hasn't done that at all.

      At some point the system has to break down, though, (to some extent it has) because they haven't got many of the things that make a technical society work. Even if they built a functioning nuclear plant for energy, it wouldn't address the lack of petroleum for transport and things like plastics. Nor would it address the food problem. The very idea of them going to war with anyone sans Chinese support is almost laughable, since they have enough gas to power the trucks for what, two weeks? Three? Then every tank becomes a huge paperweight. All anyone else would need to do is evacuate the zones near the border -- maybe -- and wait. Once they ran out of ammunition and parts it would be over. And odds are Kim Jong-Un would be hanging from a lamp post as the whole society falls apart. Remember, dictatorial systems only last as long as the leadership can convince most people that life is ok and the alternative is worse.

      Then there's simple non-cooperation within North Korea. That is, when people don't show up to work on time, or don't do any of the little extras that we do in our jobs to do them well. Imagine what would happen if you decided that you would do ONLY what your job required. That's a lot of what happened in Russia in the 80s. People did what was required -- and no more than that. Or they didn't even bother. And a lot of that was because the Soviet leadership couldn't claim they improved people's lives anymore, not when the generation that remembered WW II was getting old and the younger people saw western tourists show up -- people who had regular jobs and could afford things that the locals could not. You can live with an undemocratic system if the standard of living is good. You can live with a lower standard of living in a democratic system. You can't have both a crappy living standard and a dictatorial system and last very long.

    137. Re:First strike! by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      they'd be trying to support a front line with starving soldiers and prisoners with pack-bikes by then, and that would not last for long.

      So, sort of like how the northern viet supplied their front lines during Vietnam? And how did that turn out?

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    138. Re:First strike! by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Eh, the famine of the late 90s shot a lot of holes in the brainwashing. But the secret police in North Korea are still extremely effective so you can't expose to anyone that you are a non-believer (not unless you want you, your family, and extended relatives shipped off to someplace unpleasant).

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    139. Re:First strike! by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Most of their soldiers don't want to be in the military. There are a lot of desertions to go back home where they have a better chance of getting fed.

      You must have missed the whole point of the "military first" (songun) concept in NK, where the military gets fed in preference to the citizens. Especially during the Arduous March of the late 90s.

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    140. Re:First strike! by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Does that mean the "official" NK english news isn't really theirs?
      Read it sometime for fun:
      www.kcna.co.jp/index-e.htm

    141. Re:First strike! by dl_sledding · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

    142. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that brings up the question of how SK will look at NK essentially becoming a Chinese territory.

      The South Koreans would be happy if China were willing to take the reins in North Korea. Only no country (not China, not the U.S., nor South Korea) wants to touch North Korea with a ten-foot pole. North Korea has swarms of starving, brainwashed people who are not good for any industry. As long as the North Korean regime keeps the Iron Curtain down, the ROW can wash its hands from the immense suffering of the millions of North Koreans and blame it sanctimoniously on the sicko government.

      East Germany was the crown jewel of the Soviet block and its annexation to West Germany almost brought the European powerhouse to its knees. North Korea is a much bigger bite to swallow.

      As for the elites ruling over North Korea, they've lived long and prospered. They've had every comfort life has to offer and have no reason to fear anything in the world. No doubt they believe in their own divinity.

    143. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you raise your children only hearing your insanity, they too will share it but unlike you they will believe it.

      Indeed! Look at the Tea Party.

    144. Re:First strike! by turgid · · Score: 1

      That's a good one. You must have thought long and hard about it.

    145. Re:First strike! by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 1

      How exactly would you yourself go about overthrowing such regime if you were a N. Korean?
      * no internet
      * there is no independent radio to broadcast your message
      * there's no press free of communist party oversight
      * no corner print shop that would print or copy your handmade flyers
      * no phones for 99% of inhabitants
      * almost no roads, little available fuel, almost no cars to use, impossible to physically reach significant number of people
      * the only big gatherings that ever happen are organised by the party, for party's purposes
      * even the three catholic churches they have in pyongyang have party appointed ministers instead of priests
      * 30-50% of people around you would rat you out for a loaf of bread, the others for 2 loaves (even if they agree with you)
      I really do NOT envy those people. They let it go too far, too quickly, too long ago. Kind of like what's happening in the US now.

    146. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the fire bombing of Dresden you mean?
      Perhaps the nuclear attack on two non-military cities in japan?
      yes, wouldnt it be nice for countries to own up to their war attrocities.

    147. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China's greatest trade partner is Japan. The whole fist pumping on both sides is just to please the social conservatives in the two states.

      It should be noted that both China and Japan are incredibly conservative. We need to stop with the silly "Marxist" label for China.

    148. Re:First strike! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The US overthrew an oppressive regime of its own, once

      O Rly? When?

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    149. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The krauts and nips went looking for trouble and found it. Boo fucking hoo.

    150. Re:First strike! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      MADD can only work if you are willing to retaliate in kind.

      You mean by having 17 beers and running over people?

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    151. Re:First strike! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Alaska's a state to stop Russia having it, Hawaii's one to stop the British having it.

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    152. Re:First strike! by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the sort of device that the North Koreans have tested is probably the size of small car right? They have quite a ways further to go before the device is both small enough and light enough to actually fit on the end of their missile which itself is still in the experimental stages due to lack of spares, infrequent tests and poor quality materials. The very idea of a North Korean attack, nuclear or otherwise, is laughable.

    153. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what's your point/implication? That Democrats wouldn't fight back?

      They do have a "wussy" reputation so it wouldn't surprise me if they wrung their hands and apologized instead of fighting back.

    154. Re:First strike! by IHateEverybody · · Score: 1

      I wonder what kind of weirdos would step into the vacuum left by a KJ-U defeat, though.

      That's the problem. That population has been living under heavy oppression with extreme brainwashing for so many years that I doubt that they'd even be able to benefit from a free election for a number of years after.

      Well it would be pretty hard to top the Kim dynasty in terms of overall weirdness. And the point of free and fair elections is less about their beneficial nature (I can think of a few American elections that were less than beneficial.) than about the notion that democracy is the worst sort of government except for all others that have been tried.

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    155. Re:First strike! by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Naw, I've been there (and hope to return for a quick vacation someday soon, love Japan, yeah, I'm a weaboo), they have packed in almost the entire population of the US into a space about the size of California. Even with the decline in people they need space. On top of that Japan is a mountainous, rocky country, and they want to grow all their own food? Not happening. Not enough space, plain and simple.

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    156. Re:First strike! by interval1066 · · Score: 1

      Today he drives a Mercedes and his parents own VW's.

      Made by Japan's closest ally in WWII... ok...

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    157. Re:First strike! by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      new sanctions to counter the reaction to the old sanctions ... a form of dialogue we have all grown to love, from the pits of europe to the olympic mount of the united gods of etcetera ... this might turn pretty fucking sour

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    158. Re:First strike! by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      how about a fanatic scuba-diver, i dont know what size a device needs to be to pose a real threat other than radiation pollution like dirty bombs but a missile is not the only way to deliver something into the heart of the zone 'behind enemy lines'. I think both sides are acting pretty lame about it for lack of a better word. Sanctions on sanctions on a starving country wont help a lot and threatening to nuke someones back yard will ofcourse not go down well with the space marines.
      I don't think this is going the right way , either way, some serious smart-ass diplomacy might be bettter than endless threats both ways. I dont like the idea of someone nuking anyone for any reason at all.

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    159. Re:First strike! by crdotson · · Score: 1

      Mutually assured? Hardly. Three words: Glass. Parking. Lot. And build a wal-mart on top of it when it cools off. :)

    160. Re:First strike! by jonadab · · Score: 1

      This is North Korea we're talking about.

      If the country were suddenly taken over and run by the government of, say, China, for instance, that would be a huge improvement. Really.

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    161. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China should just move in and turn the place into a factory. Then, it could relocate all of its pollution like we did to them!

    162. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who gives a fuck about past aggressions. Hey lets force Mongolia to make ammends against all of Asian, and half of Europe! Grand plan.

    163. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it disturbing that we are playing the same game the nutters are, though.

      They do not value human life so they threaten to target civilians with a weapon of mass destruction.

      We don't like that so we threaten (to the cheers of slashdot and reddit lately) to essentially commit genocide.

      Are we better than they are simply because we ideally only want to commit the second mass-killing and not the first? Also, why is it that anyone who raises that question is painted as an enemy sympathizer?

      Wouldn't a better scenario be that a MAD situation only applies when the M is stressed, thus -preventing- the annihilation of our civilization? Imagine if NK launched a nuclear strike agains us or our allies and we responded by obliterating every military target in the country, leaving the civilians alone. It's not like it's beyond our capacity to do.

      In short, I fail to see what a starving pig-farmer way the hell away from pyongyang has ever done to me and I loathe the internet bravado where we call for his fiery execution. These people are human beings and we would do well to remember that "thou shalt not kill." even if in an attack we would realistically have to consider -military- targets as fair game.

    164. Re:First strike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It would be more likely that the US would absorb the hit and invade North Korea."

      This is ethnically condescending and incredibly dangerous thinking. The U.S. went ballistic after 9/11, with the Pentagon issuing threats via a "nuclear hit list" against Russia, China, and five rogue nations that they would be held accountable in the event of a surprise WMD attack. It then stomped its way across the world to destroy the perpetrators and host regime in Afghanistan and then, being unsated in its need for vengeance, do the same to the regime in Iraq. And if that wasn't enough, it turned over a bevy of "friendly" and unfriendly dictators across North Africa and the Middle East in an "Arab Spring" because the status quo was obviously not preventing terrorism in the West. All of this for the murder of fewer than three thousand Americans and a few hundred Westerners, albeit in minutes.

      Given this fact, do you think Americans would care a whit about China's 20 MIRV's after half a million of their family members, relatives, friends, and neighbors have been murdered? Americans have been ready for decades to drop tens of thousands of warheads on both Russia and China, only a few hundred of which according to F.A.S. would be necessary to inflict Assured Destruction. The U.S. would have no choice but to treat any nuclear attack as a potential first-strike and retaliate against its known nuclear adversaries, the same as it's had for decades. If anyone is crazy, it's China for playing chicken with Armageddon.

  2. How long before.. by scsirob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How long will it take before an 'unfortunate accident' at one of these nuclear sites makes an end to their aspirations?

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    1. Re:How long before.. by m.ducharme · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Only as long as it takes to convince China that they need our purchasing power more than they need to protect the twerps in Pyongyang.

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    2. Re:How long before.. by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      How long will it take before an 'unfortunate accident' at one of these nuclear sites makes an end to their aspirations?

      Perhaps it already has... ;)

    3. Re:How long before.. by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      China knows that....allies is a stretch...China would jettison N Korea in a heart beat if they could.

    4. Re:How long before.. by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Only as long as it takes to convince China that they need our purchasing power more than they need to protect the twerps in Pyongyang.

      In which meaning do you use the word "need" here?
      There are several possibilities, and you apparently have not considered all of them. First, an economic need in the supplier-customer relationship, in both short-term and long-term variants. The purchasing power of a customer speaks only to this one. Second, the political needs of China, also in short-term and long-term variants. It may be more attractive to China to encourage Pyongyang's lunacy as a recurring barb against the USA, with all of the geopolitical benefits accruing therefrom. Third, the need of a customer (USA) to bludgeon an old friend (North Korea). For this, neither economic nor political issues may determine the outcome; the old friend is supported through thick and thin.

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    5. Re:How long before.. by nitehawk214 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      China knows that....allies is a stretch...China would jettison N Korea in a heart beat if they could.

      Right, China needs the USA for economic strength. However, if North Korea was attacked, or some other disaster happened there; China would be inundated with millions of Korean refugees, which would also hurt China's economy.

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    6. Re:How long before.. by LeadSongDog · · Score: 2

      China knows that keeping NK on a leash is part of its place in the world. If NK did anything really dangerous, China would have to slap them down fast to avoid someone else doing it for them: the risk of escalation would be too great. Clearly, China doesn't think NK is really dangerous yet. No doubt they're in a better position to know their client than we are.

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    7. Re:How long before.. by shadowrat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      would china really notice a million more people?

    8. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only as long as it takes to convince China they really need 25 million hungry people walking over their borders.

    9. Re:How long before.. by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Well I think my reference to purchasing power indicates pretty clearly which version of "need" I was thinking of. As Slick Willy says, "It's the economy, stupid." Wen Jiabo's (sp?) parting speech made it pretty clear that internal economics is a priority in China. As to your other two points, I think that you have a point, but there have been signs lately that Beijing is getting tired of North Korea and their shit. The resolution that is going through the UN today is I think probably going to be unopposed by China, which is a first. Part of the reason North Korea is doing so much sabre rattling is that in recent months the Chinese have been sending signals that they may not be willing to support a nuclear-capable North Korea any more than the US or Japan or any other of the local players. The scales are tilting, quietly, which is what has North Korea's knickers in a knot. I'd be very surprised if, underneath all the bluster from Pyongyang, North Korean diplomats aren't working around the clock to find a face-saving way of de-escalating tensions with the US.

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    10. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long will it take before an 'unfortunate accident' at one of these nuclear sites makes an end to their aspirations?

      You're bluntly and heavily-handidly implying some manner of US espionage to cause this "accident", but I see a different angle: North Korea causes the "accident" themselves.

      Think about it for a sec. Cause a nuclear explosion somewhere, preferably near people or farms. Suddenly the country is in a "panic", Li'l Kim part 2 puts on his fear face, requests for humanitarian aid go out because their farms and food supply are now in jeopardy, count on the goodness of other countries' hearts, and bang, in comes aid money. I have this feeling they've got no intentions of actually attacking the US, just using that as a brand new cover story in a long con to extract foreign money.

      Of course, all of this relies on the logic of a country led by an insane, sheltered manchild, and any part of the scheme could fall to pieces pretty quick, but I wouldn't put it past them to consider that to be a solution to their financial woes.

    11. Re:How long before.. by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      If China can line up its army in the Himalayas and wash India out to sea in a tidal wave of piss, they can keep a flood of refugees from crossing into their territory. If things get bad enough, you might even see the North Koreans caught between the hammer of the US forces on one side and the anvil of the Chinese forces on the other. Not likely, but possible.

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    12. Re:How long before.. by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      In a small area, yes. Spread over the entire country, no chance in hell.

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    13. Re:How long before.. by m.ducharme · · Score: 2

      Indeed. But I think there have been signs of a shift in Chinese support for NK. The UN vote today on sanctions is one of those signs; the news was reporting that some of the terms were negotiated between the US and China. There have been other hints in the last few months. I think either two things are happening; either China is getting nervous and starting to cut NK loose, or NK is sabre-rattling in public and working like hell for a de-escalation of tensions in the back room, and they're trying to do it in such a way that everyone saves face. I'm hoping for the latter, but suspect it's more likely the former.

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    14. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      China knows that....allies is a stretch...China would jettison N Korea in a heart beat if they could.

      No they won't. Whatever hate they have towards the NK regime, it pales in comparison to the hate they would have towards a reunified Korea allied of the US.

    15. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China doesn give a damn about NK, they just don't want millions of NK refugees

    16. Re:How long before.. by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Here's one for them: stop being dicks.

      That's it - no apology, no words - just stop acting like a bunch of fools.

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    17. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twenty-six million. Proportionally, if this happened to the US that would raise our unemployment rate by at least half.

    18. Re:How long before.. by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Thinking that North Korea is not autonomous without China is a pure fiction. Military technology is the only thing they manage to produce correctly, but their army is far from being laughable. How many nations managed to put a satellite into orbit after just one failed attempt?

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    19. Re:How long before.. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Only as long as it takes to convince China that they need our purchasing power

      China's buyers aren't going anywhere soon. NK could nuke Seattle and we'd still be salivating for the latest iPhone, big-screen TV and salad shooter.

    20. Re:How long before.. by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's quite what I suggested in my post; no question that North Korea's army is no joke, but I do think that South Korea with the US backing them would be able to take North Korea, if China decides to sit out hostilities.

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    21. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given how poorly their missile tests and everything else have gone I would bet they are having actual unfortunate accidents all the time as their facilities are all ticking time bombs all on their own, nobody has to do anything to sabotage them. Remember, this is North Korea we are talking about, not Iran.

    22. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long before North Korea decides to do a space-based EMP burst to take out the IT industry on the Pacific coast? Ever hear of Starfish Prime? It doesn't have to be able to reach the US - 1000 miles away is sufficient (~4200 miles). It's 4700miles for Syria -> Washington.

      Good thing the missiles we know about are limited to 800 miles which means a land-based launch on DC would have to come from Bermuda. DC is 1200 miles from Havana, but 750 miles from Atlanta. I'd be securing the Caribbean and Atlantic as well as the exercises around Korea. Mexico is ill-equipped to prevent illegal arms transport while fighting a drug war.

      Who's to say they're not already working with Syria on an ICBM with a 5000 mile range? On the other hand, why announce it if you're going to do a pre-emptive strike? That just removed the element of surprise.

    23. Re:How long before.. by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      More cheap labor would hurt China's economy... how? Protectionist much?

    24. Re:How long before.. by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      The only thing that would cause our unemployment rate to increase in such a situation would be the fact that we have made it illegal to be less productive than $7.25/hour.

    25. Re:How long before.. by m.ducharme · · Score: 2

      I wish. If every world leader did that, we could eliminate war overnight.

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    26. Re:How long before.. by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      How long will it take before an 'unfortunate accident' at one of these nuclear sites makes an end to their aspirations?

      How do you know it hasn't happened already? Not like NK has twitter and Facebook and free press, the world only hears what Deal Leader wants us to.

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    27. Re:How long before.. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      In which meaning do you use the word "need" here?

      China has had an obsession with territory since the beginning (you can go about 3000 years at a minimum for that). Territory trumps everything in their mind. They have good strategic reasons, as well: NK is useful buffer against SK and US influence, it fragments SK power, provides access to specific sea and land areas in the scope of a Vassal state, etc. And, as you pointed out, provides some distraction for the US.

      Make no mistake: NK is not a friend of China. But China will not tolerate anyone messing with its protectorate, either.

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    28. Re:How long before.. by matty619 · · Score: 0

      Lol...SaladShooter....FTW!

    29. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because there's millions of refugees, does that mean they have to accept them?

      Or not put them on a chain gang?

      It'd be less than humanitarian, but this is China... the news doesn't have to get out, the refugees don't have to have rights, and they don't have to be accepted. A wire fence with a few cheap towers and some machine guns does wonders to refugee flow...

    30. Re:How long before.. by Xest · · Score: 2

      Probably not. Even if literally the entire population of North Korea fled to China leaving Kim Jong Un sat on his potty crying for a diaper all by himself that'd be less than a 1.9% population increase, or roughly the same increase China saw naturally in the 2 years between 2009 and 2012, or the US saw in the 6 years between 2006 and 2012.

      Of course, it's different when that kind of migration happens overnight, but when you consider that nowhere near all of them will actually flee, that many will flee to Japan, South Korea etc. instead, that many of them will probably die en-route or of starvation (which would be tragic, but likely) given that they're on the brink of that anyway, and that the Chinese would hold many more off at the border, then I think it would have a fairly negligible impact in practice quite frankly.

    31. Re:How long before.. by wvmarle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, they will notice them.

      They would be concentrated in a relatively small area: the area just north of the border. Of course slowly spreading out.

      They arrive all in a very short time.

      They don't have homes.

      These people speak most likely only Korean, so it's pretty much impossible for them to get jobs (knowing Mandarin or the local version of Chinese is a must for that). As a result, you can expect many to turn to crime just to survive. Thefts, robberies, pickpocketing, prostitution. Later organising themselves to become a "Korean mafia" or so.

    32. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that refuges often bring in a lot of crime unless you invest a lot of money into them. China wants no part of any of this.

    33. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have plenty of empty cities. Saw it on 60 minutes.

    34. Re:How long before.. by HPHatecraft · · Score: 1

      They could make a policy to let in only women due to their extreme views on birth control and an acceptable gender for their babies.

    35. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is to say that those refugees will not go to their long lost families in the south? China might see 1/2 million will the other goes south.

    36. Re:How long before.. by berashith · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I also suspect that part of the sabre rattling here is that China is starting to get annoyed, and not defending DPRK to the levels that they used to. The North Korean way has always been to push the envelope to get sanctions at the table. After this comment, China will agree to continue helping them as long as there is a promise to not do what was never going to be done anyhow.

    37. Re:How long before.. by cusco · · Score: 2

      Sure they can, as long as they're willing to watch Seoul die in a hail of artillery. That consideration has been the thing that has kept North Korea safe all these years, the certain and simple knowledge that if the South attacks they can eliminate a good portion of its largest population and commercial center in a matter of minutes.

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    38. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need our purchasing power because that's the only way you can buy oil, with dollars or dollars that other countries get from selling things to us.

    39. Re:How long before.. by gtall · · Score: 4, Insightful

      China voted for the U.N. sanctions today. So apparently they are okay with at some messing. NK pissing in the oatmeal with their nukes means SK and Japan might decide they need nukes as well. The Chinese do not want to see that because it make it more difficult to swing their dicks around the S. China sea, now that they have claimed all of it.

    40. Re:How long before.. by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      Of course you're right, that'll be a factor, but it may not be the determinative factor for the US or China, even if it is one for South Korea. Also, a lot will depend on how confident the US feels about its ability to pre-emptively take out most of NK's artillery. There are a lot of unknowns here, of course.

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    41. Re:How long before.. by BryanL · · Score: 1

      Probably not if was broadly distributed throughout the country, but localized it would cause some problems. Imagine a physics experiment where a force is applied over a wide area vs the same blade applied on a knife edge.

    42. Re:How long before.. by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Even the US would balk at causing the deaths of over a million civilians (assuming a mere 1 in 10 death rate amongst a crowded population).

      how confident the US feels about its ability to pre-emptively take out most of NK's artillery.

      I don't think the US is actually capable of delivering enough ordinance in a short enough timeframe to achieve that, without going nuclear. Pre-emptive nuclear strikes will annoy even more people that causing the deaths of a million South Korean civilians.

      On the whole I suspect the US will continue to bitch about North Korea without actually doing much, right up until the day there's sufficient proof of a(n imminent) North Korean nuclear attack.

      Of course, we've seen previous US claims of imminent use of WMD before. Not the actual WMD of course, but hey, can't always be right.

    43. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long? The sooner, the better, so far as I'm concerned. Hooray for self-solving problems!

    44. Re:How long before.. by emt377 · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's quite what I suggested in my post; no question that North Korea's army is no joke, but I do think that South Korea with the US backing them would be able to take North Korea, if China decides to sit out hostilities.

      The U.S. could defeat North Korea today without much trouble. That would hurt South Korea, but strictly speaking it wouldn't hurt the U.S. so if N.K. were actually a threat to the U.S. we could say screw the south, we're taking them down. The reason we don't is that they're not a threat to us; they're a threat to our allies and we defend our allies from a belligerent neighbor, not the other way around. There's no point resuming war with N.K. until they attack. There's nothing to gain, just a bunch of dead people on both sides. But let's be clear about it: if those dead people potentially involved a U.S. city or the west coast, the equation would change - and not in the favor of Koreans on either side of the border. This is why their current threats are dangerous.

      In terms of military, N.K. is no more sophisticated than Iraq, Iran, Serbia, Libya, Syria, China, etc. They just have a bigger arsenal than some. They will still have nothing to put up and will only take a little longer to grind down. It would still be a complete massacre, and since we can hand off any rebuilding to the south - which is the real cost - it would mostly just the cost of a few thousand troops and a few billions in spent munitions and fuel. A air war would destroy their air defenses and air fields, then ports and ships, then bases, artillery, and armor. Then the USMC would overrun the territory; Iraq took three weeks from border to border, so maybe a week or two for N.K. once they roll. Basically, we can take down N.K. at any time. And China wouldn't do squat because they'd just be massacred the same, although they might send 'volunteers' like last, but nothing they'd get too involved about. This is not the 1950s or 1970s anymore... their air defense would never even see it coming, after which they quickly no longer have any. Of course, this would be pointless until they become a direct threat to the U.S.

    45. Re:How long before.. by emt377 · · Score: 1

      Also, the Chinese PLA 'volunteer units' wouldn't be equipped by China, unlike in the 1950s. Then they claimed the equipment belonged to the people and the PLA units, and the government couldn't prevent the units from taking it with them. That just would never fly today; even the most ardent communist dinosaur would find it laughably transparent. (In the 50s though communists found it perfectly reasonable.)

    46. Re:How long before.. by ThePeices · · Score: 1

      What, dare I ask, is a salad shooter?

      Now I know how you Americans *love* your guns, so im imagining a child's toy that shoots lettuce at other kids, both to reinforce the fact that salad is only to be thrown away ( stick to burgers and fries kids ), and that guns are *fun*!

    47. Re:How long before.. by s.petry · · Score: 1

      Nope, you would just see more proxy wars. The UK and US don't run around talking smack, but have killed at least as many in the last 20 years as Saddam in his full reign. Combine the open wars with the proxies (funding for rebellions in Egypt, Syria, Libya, etc... etc..).

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    48. Re:How long before.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would be concentrated in a relatively small area: the area just north of the border.

      These people speak most likely only Korean,

      Leading the Chinese military to be ordered "Anyone who cannot speak Chinese is to be shot. We have dispatched extra shipments of bullets and shovels."

    49. Re:How long before.. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      What, dare I ask, is a salad shooter?

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvL-I3Dfeqc

    50. Re:How long before.. by mandolin · · Score: 1

      What, dare I ask, is a salad shooter?

      Just google "salad shooter". It's a kitchen gadget.

    51. Re:How long before.. by mug+funky · · Score: 1

      i've no doubt that there have been several such accidents (without intervention of other nation-states) and all those that know about them are either dead or dying in a prison camp.

    52. Re:How long before.. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be Deal Reader if you're going Team America?

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  3. The president should do an address by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Funny

    The president should make an address and announce the following message for Kim jong Un "Come at me bro".

    1. Re:The president should do an address by dintech · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe more like "go and boil your bottom you son of a silly person" which is appropriate given that a North Korean nuclear strike against the US has as much chance as a "fart in your general direction".

    2. Re:The president should do an address by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      That would also work, I just meant any sort of silly comical reply. The idea here is just to mock the entire concept.

    3. Re:The president should do an address by dsvick · · Score: 1, Funny

      Unfortunately the president is no longer capable of making such an address. Shortly after being informed of the North Korean threat he was found on the floor of the oval office, unconscious. Apparently he had been laughing so hard, not only did he pull a muscle in his abdomen, but he was so short of breath he passed out.

      He woke once briefly, on the way to the hospital, and is believed to have said something about nuclear weapons, and not hitting barns while being inside them, at which point he began laughing again ....

    4. Re:The president should do an address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Come at me bro"

      Take the memes back to Reddit.

    5. Re:The president should do an address by MonsterTrimble · · Score: 1

      Obama going on international television and riffing on Monty Python? That would be awesome.

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    6. Re:The president should do an address by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Now go away, or I shall taunt you for a second time!

      Classic.

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    7. Re:The president should do an address by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't know many Asians or do you mean to escalate? Ignoring them is good enough.

      For decades now, the US troops in the DMZ have been there to keep the south from going north. As someone else pointed out, N.Korea is a fucking mess.

      This could take another 40 years to work itself out without nuking anybody. N. Korea will eventually return to sanity.

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    8. Re:The president should do an address by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      riffing on?

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    9. Re:The president should do an address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mad bro?

    10. Re:The president should do an address by durrr · · Score: 1

      Have him pretend-ride a horse to the podium with Biden following, clacking a pair of coconut shells together.

    11. Re:The president should do an address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia Reddit brings memes to you.

      Only old people in Korea use Reddit memes.

      Natalie Portman, naked with hot grits and Reddit.

      Now fuck off AC. Memes are part of Slashdot and if you don't like it, YOU go back to Reddit.

      To post AC or to use my account ...

    12. Re:The president should do an address by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      This could take another 40 years to work itself out without nuking anybody. N. Korea will eventually return to sanity.

      And lets hope they do that in an orderly manner (like China did, and continues to do), and not via a total collapse of the current regime, which I consider the most likely scenario as they're so far down that road already.

    13. Re:The president should do an address by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you have no idea about why those troops are there. The South Korean government wants to avoid the kind of reunification that Germany wants to go through. That cost West Germany a ridiculous amount of money, it would be worse for South Korea.

    14. Re:The president should do an address by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      The president should make an address and announce the following message for Kim jong Un "Come at me bro".

      More like "Come at me, God-King," since that's how NK's Fearless Leader describes himself.

      Oh, wait. "Come at me, bro." would be appropriate after all.

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    15. Re:The president should do an address by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Nothing to say but; you are simply wrong. Korea isn't a monolith. But a significant part of S. Korea wants reunification badly and is pretty damn militaristic. Not to go to far into analogy; How many units of metal and crystal/month does N. Korea produce vs S. Korea? They think it will be a cake walk and only China/USA prevent them from doing it.

      Germany is happy to be reunited. Now they just need to reunite Poland, Austria and France into 'Greater Germany'.

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    16. Re:The president should do an address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obamabo would just conflate Blackadder with Monty Python and totally wreck the bit. And that would be the part people would complain about.

    17. Re:The president should do an address by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I said their government. They have done the analysis and the costs are not worth it. Go read nkeconwatch.

      Germany was not that excited about unification, it cost a lot and there are still people who are not happy about paying for it. I know I lived there and have half my family still there. Many view the East Germans as still nothing but a bunch of welfare bums. A popular east german T shirt read "put the wall back and make it two meters higher". While those from the West hate/hated paying for their welfare those from the East hate to be taking the money. They want to work, but have no marketable skills. This is getting much better in the past two decades, but it will probably take another two before they catch up.

      Wow two topics you covered and dead wrong on both.

    18. Re:The president should do an address by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      All my family is in Germany (excepting the small branch over here).

      So take your argument from authority and shove it up your ass. You are wrong on both counts. In both cases cultural issues trump money.

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    19. Re:The president should do an address by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Too bad you are wrong.

      Look into it.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_reunification

      and call your relatives tonight and ask them. They can tell you all about the Ossie.

    20. Re:The president should do an address by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Say "nuke" again. Say "nuke" again, I dare you. I double dare you motherfucker, say "nuke" one more goddamn time!

    21. Re:The president should do an address by a_hanso · · Score: 1

      Or, "Don't nuke me, bro"

  4. Nope by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They said that if the US is about to start a nuclear war they reserve the right to make a pre-emptive strike, just like all nuclear armed countries do. There is no threat of action, merely a warning to the US that NK will defend itself.

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    1. Re:Nope by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2

      Well, color me reassured.

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    2. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, they said that SINCE the US is about to start a nuclear war, they ARE going to make a preemptive strike. That sounds like a threat of action to me, regardless of the fact they make such statements every week or so.

    3. Re:Nope by O('_')O_Bush · · Score: 2

      "Defending" yourself by striking first whenever you fabricate arbitrary threats is not defense, that is offense. If the U.S. and DPRK were currently fighting and at war, then your point would be right, but they aren't. In the DPRK's mind, the cold war style military drills are the escalation justifying preemptive strike (at least, if you take what was said at face value).

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    4. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sure, but they also said that they believe the US is about to start a nuclear war, right now.

      From TFA:

      "Since the United States is about to ignite a nuclear war, we will be exercising our right to preemptive nuclear attack against the headquarters of the aggressor in order to protect our supreme interest," the North's foreign ministry spokesman said in a statement carried by the official KCNA news agency.

    5. Re:Nope by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm...sounds like Kim isn't so "so roneree" anymore.

      You two best buds eh?

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    6. Re:Nope by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      They said that if the US is about to start a nuclear war they reserve the right to make a pre-emptive strike, just like all nuclear armed countries do. There is no threat of action, merely a warning to the US that NK will defend itself.

      So what they really said was, "we're going to do what anyone else would do...?"

      If that's the case, the news is looking for garbage to release because dramatic effect stories are a bit on the slow side.

    7. Re:Nope by m.ducharme · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, they are at war. There's a cease-fire in place, there's no fighting to speak of, but the Korean war hasn't actually ended.

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    8. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't expect the media to report the facts.

    9. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US used to give similar warnings to the USSR. Of course, that does not excuse North Korea at all, since it was just as stupid then as it is now.

    10. Re:Nope by SternisheFan · · Score: 1

      Isn't it consideres s.o.p. for a small country to make a big noise bt dwclaring war on the U.S., then reaping $$$ to not follow through on their threat?

    11. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They said that if the US is about to start a nuclear war they reserve the right to make a pre-emptive strike, just like all nuclear armed countries do. There is no threat of action, merely a warning to the US that NK will defend itself.

      Actually no; what they said was

      The revolutionary armed forces of the DPRK will mount Korean-style precision nuclear strike at any target any moment at its will and thus realize earlier the great cause of national reunification, the cherished desire of the Korean nation.

      in a document clearly repudiating the armistice agreement and claiming that the ongoing exercises are already "an open declaration of a war against the DPRK".

      They are insane attention grabbers and that ignoring them (whilst trying to find ways to react to their possibly going even more insane and actually attacking) is the right thing but let's not lie about this please.

    12. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cannot even write proper English and you're calling
      the other guy an idiot.

      Go back into your trailer and watch Wheel of Fortune,
      you stupid redneck lowlife loser.

    13. Re:Nope by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      That is not what the linked article says they said. Do you have a link?

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    14. Re:Nope by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      That particular Kim is pushing up daisies, actually....

    15. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Junior can take his NK missiles and shove them up his rear side.

    16. Re:Nope by hamburger+lady · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Defending" yourself by striking first whenever you fabricate arbitrary threats is not defense, that is offense.

      how ironic that NK has adopted the Bush Doctrine.

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    17. Re:Nope by mjr167 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe they want us to invade so we will rebuild their country like we did in Iraq?

    18. Re:Nope by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1, Interesting

      According to which translation exactly?

      I'm not even sure this kind of stuff can be said unambigiously in the Korean language, or even in English.

      There's is a reason French was and still is used a lot for diplomatic traffic: it has lot's of checkbits countering exactly these kind of ambiguities.

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    19. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would they even say that? No one wants to start a nuclear war, that just creates a lot of issues all around.

    20. Re:Nope by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      There is no threat of action, merely a warning to the US that NK will defend itself.

      How is a preemptive strike defensive?

    21. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mouse_That_Roared

    22. Re:Nope by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      I'm still amazed at the stupidity of the PRK in pulling this move. IMO China, where Rodman got his Coke, is the last bastion of open trade with them (unless you count Iran) and is now feeling the pressure to employ sanctions. I think that in and of itself is a monumental step forward but in a country with one of the largest armies in the world, why doesn't one of these soldiers just end their collective misery and put a bullet so to speak in the problem? Or are they all Barney Fife with just one bullet in their shirt pocket?

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    23. Re:Nope by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Ah, but wasn't the US just 'defending' itself in the Iraq war?

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    24. Re:Nope by idontgno · · Score: 1

      This is how.

      Oh, yeah, I know. It's widely debatable, and a lot of fairly intelligent people don't think it's valid. But the people who do think it's valid, and are in a position to act according to that belief, also don't give a rat's ass about the opinions of those who don't think it's valid.

      War is war; most justification for it is post-hoc rationalization.

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    25. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NK promised to cancel the Armistice just the other day, so there may yet be fighting if NK is stupid enough to start.

    26. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      please Kim Jong Un, for the sake of the world, you can prevent further puppet-on-puppet sex scenes.

    27. Re:Nope by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Went back to planet Ziron. That or changed human bodies again.

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    28. Re:Nope by godefroi · · Score: 1

      What was ambiguous about the way it was said by poster you replied to?

      Also, are you fluent in Korean? French? English?

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    29. Re:Nope by godefroi · · Score: 5, Informative

      Also, your assertions regarding the French language are not supported by the evidence. As a fluent French speaker, trust me, you can be just as ambiguous in French as in English.

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    30. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their country has been bled dry to produce nuclear warheads. This guarantees that the US will never start a war with them.

      Now all the US can do is impose/remove sanctions/financial aid. NK is saying "No, we have nukes and we want a better deal".

      NK's crazy outward facade wins them points at the bargaining table, as does the possibility of change in NK with a new leader in power. There will be some more posturing from both sides, the US will secretly slip some hard currency under the table to KYU, and things will calm down for a few years ...

    31. Re:Nope by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      You say that like Bush came up with the idea.

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    32. Re:Nope by sycodon · · Score: 1

      True Dat. But in this case, a Kim is a Kim is a Kim.

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    33. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An extremely insightful comment that deserves modding up.

      (your incorrect use of apostrophes is probably because English isn't your first language. Or you're drunk! Most of my +5s have been drunken posts FWIW)

    34. Re:Nope by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      There's is a reason French was...used a lot for diplomatic traffic.

      It was traditionally the language of the educated and aristocratic classes (and therefore more likely to be spoken by a wider range of people across the world), exactly the type of people that became or were appointed as diplomats?

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    35. Re:Nope by geekoid · · Score: 2

      armistice , not a cease fire.

      Similar, but different for important reasons. A cease fire is a temporary stop for a specified period of time.
      There can be a lot of reason for that, but peace discussion usually isn't one of them

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    36. Re:Nope by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      why doesn't one of these soldiers just end their collective misery and put a bullet so to speak in the problem?

      Because the soldier doesn't know his life is any worse than any other soldier in the world, and he doesn't know his leader isn't like every other leader.

    37. Re:Nope by pscottdv · · Score: 2

      You could make a movie about that. Maybe call it, "The Mouse That Roared".

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    38. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but wasn't the US just 'defending' itself in the Iraq war?

      Nope. We were ass-kicking an entire Muslim country just to prove a point to the Muslims in the middle east that we could kick the ass of the most highly militarily developed (at the time) country in their whole Muslim world.

      Like it or not, that was Bush's true motive.

    39. Re:Nope by geekoid · · Score: 1

      and a lot of fairly intelligent people also think it's valid.

      The issue that brought it to light was 'is the acquiring of WMDs a cause for preemptive war? It's largely agreed that there can be circumstances where a preemptive war is justified.

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    40. Re:Nope by geekoid · · Score: 1

      NK is largely a cult. Dear Leader and all that nonsense.

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    41. Re:Nope by 0101000001001010 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They said that if the US is about to start a nuclear war they reserve the right to make a pre-emptive strike, just like all nuclear armed countries do. There is no threat of action, merely a warning to the US that NK will defend itself.

      Actually, they are at war. There's a cease-fire in place, there's no fighting to speak of, but the Korean war hasn't actually ended.

      Correction to two posts above:

      1. Not every nuclear nation reserves the right to a pre-emptive strike. Russia for example has a no-first-use policy. The U.S. on the other hand changed to a more aggressive stance under Bush II, where it may use ("mini") nukes to attack targets not reachable by conventional weapons.

      2. N.K. has quit the armistice with an effective date of March 11. So ever so technically we'll be back to an active war.

    42. Re:Nope by brit74 · · Score: 1

      They said that if the US is about to start a nuclear war they reserve the right to make a pre-emptive strike, just like all nuclear armed countries do.

      Nonsense. There are plenty of countries that have stated that they will not pursue a first nuclear strike. There are a variety of positions taken by nuclear-armed nations: no first strike, strike only in the event of a nuclear strike by someone else or conventional invasion, etc.

      As of October 2008, China,[1] India[2] and North Korea[3] have publicly declared their commitment to no first use of nuclear weapons. NATO has repeatedly rejected calls for adopting NFU [No First Use] policy,[4] arguing that preemptive nuclear strike is a key option.[citation needed] In 1993, Russia dropped a pledge given by the former Soviet Union not to use nuclear weapons first.[5] In 2000, a Russian military doctrine stated that Russia reserves the right to use nuclear weapons "in response to a large-scale conventional aggression".

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_first_use

    43. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iran promises to nuke Israel publicly just the same. Just saying.

    44. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if China would like that. It would definitely affect their grip on rare earths and various precious metals markets if the untapped mountains in North Korea were suddenly made available for mineral mining. In a way the current status quo works to keep that untapped wealth out of the market.

      Maybe North Korea is getting antsy because the next time they ask for food we'll be asking for platinum, lithium, gold, etc. in return. They have what they need to pay for things, and all they'd have to do is dig.

    45. Re:Nope by TheUglyAmerican · · Score: 1

      Really? Under what doctrine does any country ever have a "right" to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike?

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    46. Re:Nope by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Really? Why hasn't anyone ever mentioned that? I would have thought that someone would have brought up that they are technically at war still. It's not like it's in the first paragraph of almost any NK article.

    47. Re:Nope by Grayhand · · Score: 1

      "Defending" yourself by striking first whenever you fabricate arbitrary threats is not defense, that is offense.

      how ironic that NK has adopted the Bush Doctrine.

      No wonder they're broke

    48. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... If they wait for Congress to be in session before they nuke DC it may fix a bunch of our problems as well.

    49. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh bullshit.

      Iraq after the Kuwait war could only sell its oil on the world markets through the UN...the UN was not making world oil prices its priority when deciding how much Iraqi oil to allow into the market, and so the price of oil was declining in the later 90's and early 2000's.

      The latest Iraq war was not about some ridiculous bullshit oh-we-so-macho crap (what, are you on a campus or something?). It was ultimately about getting control of Iraq oil fields and restricting the amount sold on the world market in order to drive oil prices up in order to protect American oil companies from competition and shore up their value.

      It wasnt some schoolyard BS about proving something to anyone, it wasnt about cheap oil....it was about making sure the price of oil stayed high to protect the American oil interests, which are seen as a national security interest. Funny how they not only protect them from foreign competition but domestic as well.

    50. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one wants to start a nuclear war, that just creates a lot of issues all around.

      and the understatement of the year goes to - parent AC! Yayyyyyyyyyyy! :)

    51. Re:Nope by Slyfox696 · · Score: 1

      So ever so technically we'll be back to an active war.

      If you wish to be technical, technically, we were never at war with North Korea. And yes, I'm being pedantic. :-)

    52. Re:Nope by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      I just hope NK waits until I get home from work. I'd hate to miss the whole thing on TV.

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    53. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Iraq had also started trading it's oil using a Euro denominated account rather than a USD one...

    54. Re:Nope by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      how ironic that NK has adopted the Bush Doctrine.

      And doubly-ironic that there was just a 13 hour speech in the Senate last night about the USG's abuse of the imminence test against its own people.

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    55. Re:Nope by m.ducharme · · Score: 1

      That made me laugh out loud. And then, depressed. Well played, Impy, well played.

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    56. Re:Nope by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      A good defense is a good offense. Hence, preemptive. The problem with NK is that do not know who they are fucking with. Which is sad quite frankly to see an entire nation go suicide-by-cop.

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    57. Re:Nope by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Well, compare this to the Obama doctrine of threatening US citizens on US Soil, while coddling Dictators and Terrorists ... yeah, both are bad, just one is worse.

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    58. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ironic

    59. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could compare that to the Fox News doctrine of making up lies about Obama. That's even worse.

    60. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but who are they at war with? Its not the US that they are at war with, well only if you count the US as a proxy to the UN. The UN is the one that fought and is still at "war" with N.Korea.

    61. Re:Nope by kryliss · · Score: 1

      and rebuilt Japan... and Germany....and.......

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    62. Re:Nope by cusco · · Score: 1

      And instead we've managed to prove to all the Muslim countries that local guerrilla fighters with Kalashnikovs, IEDs, and patience can beat the most powerful and expensive army in history.

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    63. Re:Nope by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      There will be some more posturing from both sides, the US will secretly slip some hard currency under the table to KYU, and things will calm down for a few years ...

      Why would we possibly reward bad behaviour? We are increasing sanctions against NK, not giving them "hard currency under the table".

    64. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're saying they're going to send in foot soldiers and archers, steal a football, and become a superpower?

    65. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Initially I read the above as being bitterly sarcastic, but on second thought... For NK, becoming like present-day Iraq would be major progress.

    66. Re:Nope by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      So just give them the Jimmy Jones Koolaid and be done with it!

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    67. Re:Nope by cusco · · Score: 1

      I think the judges at the Nuremberg trials disagreed with you on that point.

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    68. Re:Nope by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      Are we sure about that? I mean, if you look over the border to China, you don't see the massive poverty or famine that has been the earmark of the DPRK regime. They look across the DMZ with Binoculars and they get TV programs in the North from China and South Korea so I can't believe they're that oblivious but then again, they could be a cult just like Geekoid said.

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    69. Re:Nope by jamiesan · · Score: 1

      Well, as Mel, the cook on Alice said, the best defense is a good offense.

    70. Re:Nope by flink · · Score: 1

      in a document clearly repudiating the armistice agreement [kcna.co.jp] and claiming that the ongoing exercises are already "an open declaration of a war against the DPRK".

      They are insane attention grabbers and that ignoring them (whilst trying to find ways to react to their possibly going even more insane and actually attacking) is the right thing but let's not lie about this please.

      Just for a moment imagine that China and and North Korea got together and did some military exercises simulating the invasion of the US off of the California coast. What do you suppose the rhetoric out of Washington would be? I think North Korea's leadership is cruel and evil and totalitarian, but they are not behaving irrationally. They are behaving exactly like any other country would.

    71. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      French is only used that way to make both sides laugh at the ridiculousness of the language. You can't be hostile when you're laughing uncontrollably.

      It takes a lot of the "sting" out of hostile negotiations, but usually only until all parties leave the table and continue speaking in a sensible language.

    72. Re:Nope by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      There's is a reason French was and still is used a lot for diplomatic traffic: it has lot's of checkbits countering exactly these kind of ambiguities.

      You wouldn't know that working at a place with two Quebec-French coworkers and a 3rd party Quebec-based translator. They disagreed a lot on which French words to use in a given text. Then we hired someone from France...

      True, none of them are versed in diplomatic French (if such a thing exists), but while it might not be as ambiguous as English, French also isn't as foolproof as it seems.

    73. Re:Nope by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but is it as bad as Obama making up lies about Sequestration cuts, being dutifully reported by the rest of MSM like MSNBC?

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    74. Re:Nope by emt377 · · Score: 1

      Similar, but different for important reasons. A cease fire is a temporary stop for a specified period of time. There can be a lot of reason for that, but peace discussion usually isn't one of them

      The reason there's no peace treaty is that N.K. has never wanted to discuss it. They accept nothing other than unification in a communist state, and the only peaceful way that can happen is if the south surrenders. It's not merely a policy - the entire N.K. state is built to support the war effort. When it thinks it has a good chance of winning it will attack. It's not going to hesitate, and in fact regards failure capitalize on advantage as a character failure and incompetence.

    75. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps these are appropriate?

      http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1994-01-27/
      http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1994-01-28/

    76. Re:Nope by emt377 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the US use the strike first excuse to continually start wars with smaller countries by claiming WMD's, terrorists etc

      Debatable if we ever did. Maybe Cuba, but Cuba had a policy of being the spearhead of a Soviet attack on the U.S., so was genuinely hostile. It wasn't until after the blockade and standoff that the Cubans (on the insistence of the Russians) changed their policy and agreed to coexist, while the U.S. more or less implicitly agreed not to try to restore the Batista regime.

      We're currently at war though, with Al-Qaeda and their allies. They attacked us by bombing NYC, which we considered an act of war even if it's not by a state. That's just a technicality however, like any other sovereign state we will defend ourselves. We bombed Al-Qaeda bases and camps in Afghanistan in return for their bombing our embassy in Nairobi; we didn't consider the embassy bombing an act of war. If the Afghans considered the retaliation an act of war they didn't say so. Either way, it's not unusual for parties to claim a war started at different points; the fact is we're at war with AQ, their allies, and the states that aid them. This means captured enemies may be held as POWs until the war is over (indefinitely if so needed) - and POWs don't have the rights of criminals. They live under a military regime and discipline, are expected to provide their name and rank (if not they may be considered clandestines in which case we'll hand them to our clandestines to obtain information), have no visitation rights, no right to attorney (they don't need any unless they're also accused of crimes - which we will try them for once the war is over), no private space, no right to mail unless we agree to it, etc. We can hold them until the war is over - indefinitely if required. If as a state you aid or shelter our enemy you become our enemy. (Pakistan? Hello? You listening? Pay attention! This part is important to you.)

      Iraq was our enemy because Saddam Hussein said it was. It's that simple. If you open your mouth and say you have WMDs and you will be giving them to our enemy it doesn't matter if you actually have them or not, plan to give them away or not, or if you're just high on hashish. You made yourself our enemy, and we'll squish you. If you don't want this to happen it's as easy as keeping your mouth shut and not spread rumors about fictitious weapons programs.

      when they want to steal someone elses resources.

      The U.S. has never stolen resources from anyone. We may have bought at the time cheap resources which then turned out to be extremely valuable, at which point the seller wants it back. Or they want to cancel the deal for some other reason.

      Maybe you're thinking of the silliness of war for oil? We don't go to war over oil. Whoever is in power, whether tyrant or humane democrat or anything inbetween, will sell us all the oil we need at market price. From an oil perspective it makes absolutely no difference. If they don't sell it to us someone else will. In fact, we even use oil embargos as a sanction: if you don't clean up your act we won't buy oil from you, and everyone else will have to choose between doing business with you or us. Guess who will be standing with billions of unsold barrels of oil and no liquidity to Xboxes and Mercks for the elite? Iran is finding out. Others can find out too. Wars for oil? What a stupid idea by people who can't think straight.

      Or have a dictator pupet they want to place in power.

      This pretty much ended with the USSR. We no longer need them. Our natural allies are other democracies; while there may be squabbles and hostilities, we're family and have an inherent bond and stick up for each other. (I'd be inclined to make an exception for Pakistan though.) However, we still do business and can have friendly relations with strategically important dictatorships, especially when it comes to balancing threats against other democr

    77. Re:Nope by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      I'm French. Why you think I have this outrageous accent?

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    78. Re:Nope by emt377 · · Score: 1

      Just for a moment imagine that China and and North Korea got together and did some military exercises simulating the invasion of the US off of the California coast.

      We would find it natural if they got together and simulated a defense against an attack by the U.S. or anyone else for that matter. Just like we get together with South Korea to simulate a defense against an attack by the north.

      It's important to understand that the DPRK is not like any other country. Any other country would agree to peace, demobilization, and getting back to business. But the DPRK is organized solely for the purpose of winning a war against the south. It doesn't want peace. It wants to find an angle where its chances of winning are reasonably good - at which point it seize the opportunity before it's lost. The DPRK promotes people who win wars, who don't stop to think or worry about casualties. Children are indoctrinated into a war mentality starting in kindergarten. This isn't "western propaganda" or some sort of slander - it's how the country is organized in every respect.

    79. Re:Nope by emt377 · · Score: 1

      and a lot of fairly intelligent people also think it's valid.

      The issue that brought it to light was 'is the acquiring of WMDs a cause for preemptive war? It's largely agreed that there can be circumstances where a preemptive war is justified.

      Yes, it's justified where the owner of the weapons publicly threatens or promises to use them against me. Not pre-emptively because I've never made a comparable threat, but regardless of what I say and do, because their stated goal is to kill me.

    80. Re:Nope by emt377 · · Score: 1

      Note the "citation needed" in that Wikipedia quote. NATO's position was that if adopted it becomes law, and first use would become an criminal act. But the USSR was never hampered by this since it wasn't ruled by law, and could just change its mind and strike first. Hence, the agreement would in practice have different implications for the two parties. NFU is irrelevant today and never amounted to more than a propaganda play.

    81. Re:Nope by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      as can bee seen in the implementation of many many Eu directives by french civil servants :-)

    82. Re:Nope by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Maybe Cuba, but Cuba had a policy of being the spearhead of a Soviet attack on the U.S., so was genuinely hostile.

      Cuba was a response the United States putting missiles in Turkey, aimed at the Soviet Union. Ah, nothing like American exceptionalism in action.

      We're currently at war though, with Al-Qaeda and their allies and people we don't even bother to claim have an Al Qaeda affiliation.

      Fixed that up a bit. OBL's Al Qaeda was destroyed years ago, and the AUMF was explicitly limited to those who planned and carried out the attacks on 911. Which, funnily enough, hasn't included invading Saudi Arabia, but countries that didn't have anything to do with it in the first place (Iraq) or where the government offered to hand over OBL if Bush would just give some evidence that our accusations were correct (Afghanistan).

      We bombed Al-Qaeda bases and camps in Afghanistan in return for their bombing our embassy in Nairobi; we didn't consider the embassy bombing an act of war.

      The problem is that we're trying to have it both ways. We call accused terrorist criminals to deny them the rights of POW's, then say we're in a war to deny the accused the rights of criminals. Pick one and stick with it.

      Iraq was our enemy because Saddam Hussein said it was. It's that simple.

      Simply BS. Saddam's blustering was for the benefit of his neighbors, chiefly Iran, who for some reason still harbored a grudge over that whole invasion thing. American intelligence agencies knew perfectly well that Saddam had no WMD's or WMD program. Remember the whole PNAC planning an invasion of Iraq months before 911?

      The U.S. has never stolen resources from anyone.

      Please tell me you're snarking here. Please tell me no one with Internet access and some education is this ignorant.

      Never stolen resources? Land is a resource, and we stole most of this country from the people that were living on it. Stole more land in Hawaii after supporting a business coup, a raft of islands in the Spanish-American civil war. Stole Iran's oil by overthrowing their democratically elected government, and tried to do the same thing in Venezuela.

    83. Re:Nope by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      You're lying. Just saying that facts, you know, matter.

    84. Re:Nope by Trogre · · Score: 1

      With whom? The US has not been at war since 1945.

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    85. Re:Nope by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      English has all those checkbits and more, the problem is nobody uses them.

    86. Re:Nope by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      we will be exercising our right to preemptive nuclear attack against the headquarters of the aggressor

      So what's the problem. Make sure Congress is in a joint session and the heads of the two parties are invited for a special presentation when they hit D.C., and they'd be doing us a favor.

    87. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For what it's worth, current US nuclear policy is not to use nuclear weapons against nonnuclear, NPT-compliant states. Seeing as how Korea is neither, they're fair-game.

    88. Re:Nope by someoneOtherThanMe · · Score: 1

      you can be just as ambiguous in French as in English.

      And this is exactly the reason why it's useful for diplomatic traffic.

    89. Re:Nope by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Ah, but wasn't the US just 'defending' itself in the Iraq war?

      Well, the UK certainly was, Tony Blair told us that Saddam Hussein had WMDs ready to attack us at 20 minutes notice. And that's why we went to war with Iraq, right? Right?

      Oh no, it was to save the Iraqi women and children from oppression, or was that Afghanistan? It gets so confusing.

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    90. Re:Nope by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Maybe they want us to invade so we will rebuild their country like we did in Iraq?

      You spend tens of billions fighting a war and destroying stuff, then tens of billions more rebuilding it,then fuck off out of the country leaving a legacy of hatred and mistrust in the region that will last for generations. But the military-industrial complex got its gravy.

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    91. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have not rebuilt Iraq at all. You have destroyed existing infrastructure and you have forced to Iraq to fix it by giving contracts to American companies. You have also made them pay with oil rather than dollars... at a fixed price of 20$/barrel. This is on top of all money Iraq now owes US, because US had spent so much money attacking it. Iraq "rebuilding" effort is nothing like Europe after WWII. There, US policy was to rebuild Europe, so that European countries can be powerful allies against Soviet agression. Iraq is just robbery.

    92. Re:Nope by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      I thought the UK went because when you're bent over with the USA's pole in your behind you pretty much don't have a choice where you go.

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    93. Re:Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a fluent French speaker, trust me, you can be just as ambiguous in French as in English.

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  5. Rodman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whelp, guess obama and Jong Un aren't gonna have that lovely conversation about basketball I was oh-so waiting for. /sarcasm

    1. Re:Rodman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think maybe they are considering sending him over there to be an attack.

      Rodman calling their Supreme Leader "pretty awesome" is just such a blatant attack on his reputation; he's trying to be a dictator over there, they can't let people think he's a nice guy!

  6. Well That Escalated Quickly by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Informative
    I didn't see any quotes from DPRK in the article so ... They're trying to influence a UN vote that happens today on the new set of sanctions (harshest yet) that the US has proposed and will most certainly be ushered in days after they were proposed. North Korea's statement:

    The statement said North Korea "strongly warns the U.N. Security Council not to make another big blunder like the one in the past when it earned the inveterate grudge of the Korean nation by acting as a war servant for the U.S. in 1950."

    It's their standard MO and I hope it doesn't affect the UN's resolution. Another quote from North Korea:

    "Since the United States is about to ignite a nuclear war, we will be exercising our right to a preemptive nuclear attack against the headquarters of the aggressor in order to protect our supreme interest," said the statement carried by the official KCNA news agency.

    More details from reuters on what the new sanctions mean as well as South Korea's push back.

    And I'm pretty much done with any Slashdot discussion on this since the apologists and "MAD is good" folks have been mighty thick on these past few news stories. We have entered into the era of "Hey everybody, we have nuclear weapons now do what we say or we will nuke you!" Like a teenage gang member who found his first handgun ...

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    1. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by binarylarry · · Score: 0

      I wonder if they realize all we need to do is attack from the undefended parts of NK (i.e. not on the border with SK) and take out their dismal food supply.

      GG

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    2. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by dmbasso · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow, that's so easy! I hope you become general!

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    3. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are reported to have enough food stores to maintain their army for 500 days and enough fuel for 100 days. Its not the army that is starving.

    4. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Like their border with China??? Check a map.

    5. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by poofmeisterp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wow, that's so easy! I hope you become general!

      Yeah, that's a great idea. Attack them only when they're threatening with words so they have an excuse to say "YOU ATTACKED FIRST".

      Snap out of video game world and think about real life logic, please, when it comes to war.

    6. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

      cause it would be totally justified to starve the people as punishment for big talk by their illustrious Leader. Does the morality of such a measure even cross your mind?

    7. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by m.ducharme · · Score: 2

      That would be an atrocity and a war crime. The US doesn't do bad things like that, does it? Does it?

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    8. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jbolden · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I assume by "you guys" you mean the United States.

      1) The USA was not the one that invaded in 1950, the North did.
      2) The USA ain't the one that is maintaining tensions. We've had lots of problems with countries since 1950 and most of them haven't lasted this long.

      I know you think its chic to be critical of the USA for everything. But given that neither South Korea nor China can bring North Korea up to even basic levels of decency like feeding their own population, maybe this isn't the best example case. By and large North Korea has acted provocatively trying to create military conflict in the years since the Korean war, to which the USA has not responded forcibly. North Korea is a good example of what the world would look like when the USA does not "bomb everyone".

    9. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      The harshest sanctions yet? Are the UN planning to make a *gasp* sternly worded phone-call?

    10. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other option is to wait until they lob a nuke across the DMZ, killing potentially thousands of US and SK troops. That's essentially what they're threatening to do, and they've made no attempt to hide the fact that they can do it. There's something to be said for shooting a crazy guy waving a gun in your face, ya know?

    11. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Ooh. We are so scared. Now we will change our ways. Someone with nuclear weapons says they will attack us just because they can and because they don't like us. If we are going to stop being the world's policeman this would be an idiotic time to start: because North Korea says what they always say, except this time they mean it. You can only call wolf so many times before no one even listens to you let alone believes you.

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    12. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're 5 years too late with that one.

      War is good now. If you disagree, you are racist.

    13. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whooosh!

      But one can only employ Captain Picard (early) tactics for so long, "Really, NK, we're not going to attack you with nukes.... please don't do that.... lay off please.... step back now.... we're going to count to three.... and then six.... and then keep counting....."

      Real life logic: They've bragged they have nukes. They now threaten to use them. Time to take the velvet off the glove and make it clear that if they ever release one, their country is glass.

    14. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Let me know when the government and military agree to act on that.

    15. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

      No, that is not the only other option. And no, this is not to be compared to a crazy guy waving guns.

      Is that you, GW Bush?

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    16. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      No. They are just being wordy that if the US threatens to attack, they will attack first. Plus, we have the tools to detect incoming crap before it gets near us. Then, we will act.

    17. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Virtucon · · Score: 2
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    18. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm glad you cleared that up with a completely unfounded assertion, backed up by an ad hominem. If only we could all be as effective a communicator as you.

    19. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Jmc23 · · Score: 0

      2) The USA ain't the one that is maintaining tensions. We've had lots of problems with countries since 1950 and most of them haven't lasted this long.

      umm, sanctions?

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    20. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 4, Informative

      "North Korea is a good example of what the world would look like when the USA does not "bomb everyone"."

      Eh, I'm from a country that the US hasn't bombed recently and we look nothing like North Korea, luckily.

      And while I agree with you that North Korean leadership is just using this 'war' with the US as an excuse, the US is giving them a pretty good excuse to use. If only by maintaining the sheer number of military force you have been in the last few decennia. It's quite rediculous, compared to the military force of any other nation in existance today.

      Moreover, the US has shown a history of bullying nations. For example, I am from the country that is officially sanctioned to be invaded if an American soldier is ever incarcerated by the ICC for warcrimes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Service-Members'_Protection_Act

      And we're officially allies!

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    21. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by bobbied · · Score: 2

      There's something to be said for shooting a crazy guy waving a gun in your face, ya know?

      There is also something to be said about realizing that the "gun" is made of plastic, has an orange tip and shoots only a stream of water dispute what the crazy waving it says.

      NK is just engaging in it's standard procedure as we ramp up towards a serious discussion about it's latest nuclear test at the UN security council. They have a long history of making outlandish threats that over reach their actual capacity, used in a effort to push as far as they can in their favor, or at least that's how they see it. Personally, I believe that they would be much better served if they decided to "play ball" nicely with the rest of the world, but that would involve a dismantling of their power structure (or at least the risk of it) so the powers to be won't go there. It also might lead to an actual declaration of peace and the unification of Korea which would *surely* put the Kim's out of power and into prison in short order.

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    22. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they realize all we need to do is attack from the undefended parts of NK (i.e. not on the border with SK) and take out their dismal food supply.

      GG

      You more or less have your pick of scenarios where the North Korea loses(albeit most of them come with a side of a few million civilian casualties, which is considered rather tasteless). The trouble is that you have a much slimmer set of options if you want the North to not manage to zerg-rush and/or go artillery-happy against a nontrivial slice of South Korea first...

      Against inferior opponents, winning isn't the problem, it's the business of 'not losing' during the winning process that can really get unpleasant.

    23. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by realityimpaired · · Score: 3

      And I'm pretty much done with any Slashdot discussion on this since the apologists and "MAD is good" folks have been mighty thick on these past few news stories. We have entered into the era of "Hey everybody, we have nuclear weapons now do what we say or we will nuke you!" Like a teenage gang member who found his first handgun ...

      MAD actually *is* good... when the nuclear weapons are in the hands of rational people. It worked during the cold war because the Soviets had enough to lose, and were intelligent about it. It's worked in the India/Pakistan conflict because the leadership in both countries is intelligent and rational. It'll work in Israel/Iran for exactly the same reason (which is why I'm not worried about Iran getting nuclear weapons: Israel being the only nuclear power in the region is actually destabilizing things, and there needs to be an opposing nuclear armed state to restore the balance of power). Historically, we've enjoyed more world peace since the development of nuclear weapons than ever before. Even with all the clusterfuck going on in the world today, we're still better off than we were 100 years ago by a very wide margin.

      North Korea, on the other hand, has nothing to begin with, and they have an irrational despot calling the shots. Even China backed the last round of sanctions (rather than abstaining like they usually do)... that says it all.

    24. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll work in Israel/Iran for exactly the same reason

      Did you just call Iran rational? And also Israel is rational? I guess North Korea is rational as well! Of course, here come the MAD enthusiasts. Now we're just missing the people that cite US actions from 70 years ago and use those actions as justification for North Korea doing what they do ...

    25. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. He was just too specific.

    26. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I, and I'd dare say most Americans, would love to remove the troops out of South Korea. All it would take is for the North to formalize the end of hostilities from 60 years ago, for the north to actually join the rest of the world, stop brainwashing their kids to blame the US, instead of dear leader for their starvation.

      It take two sides to make a lasting agreement. When one side would rather point at the other, oppress it's people, and then blame the other side, then it's not quite as easy as you seem to make it out to be.

      If the US pulled every single troop out of South Korea today, do you honestly think there would be peace?

    27. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by eth1 · · Score: 2

      The harshest sanctions yet? Are the UN planning to make a *gasp* sternly worded phone-call?

      Worse. They're planning on calling them a "lot of second-hand electric donkey-bottom biters."

    28. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of hard to say "you attacked first!" when you're dead.

    29. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by X0563511 · · Score: 2

      So the UN is actually the US? Is that what you are trying to say?

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    30. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      No, but it would deescalate the situation. And return the conflict to it's smaller proportions, namely a civil war between North and South Korea.

      Correct me if I'm wrong, please, but AFAIK China has long ago withdrawn it's troops at the DMZ, hasn't it? Why doesn't the US follow suit? South Korea has an ample army, they should be more that able to fend off a defense themselves.

      Moreover, retreating US troops from South Korea will in fact destablize North Korean leadership by undermining their argument that the US is public enemy number one.

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    31. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      It's a peninsula. It's not exactly hard to reach.

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    32. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure "harshest sanctions ever" mean a sternly worded phone call is needless escalation.

      We'll implement sanctions that anyone and everyone who cares about will ignore, until the collective hand-wringing over the plight of the North Koreans means that we ship over another several shiploads of food, clothing, and medical supplies.

      That was Iraq.
      That is Iran.
      It will be North Korea.

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    33. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 2

      the leadership in both countries is intelligent and rational. It'll work in Israel/Iran for exactly the same reason

      The Iranian leadership is 'intelligent and rational?'

      What have you been smoking?

    34. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you hit their farming areas, and they will lob a nuke over, even if it is a revolver with a uranium bullet strapped to a ball of uranium the size of a watermellon, launched out of seven scuds bolted together. All it has to do is hit the south korean base, or if they are feeling up to it, at seoul.

      never imagine how creative someone can be when they are starving to death and are willing to die to prove a point.

    35. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also something to be said about realizing that the "gun" is made of plastic, has an orange tip and shoots only a stream of water dispute what the crazy waving it says.

      True, and if there's credible intelligence to suggest that, then we can safely ignore the crazy guy. That this guy has been seen popping rounds off into the ground and actively seeking more powerful firearms is a significant consideration, though. The crazy guy's threats shouldn't be taken lightly just because he's crazy... crazy folks kill people.

    36. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by geekoid · · Score: 1

      They US will also be doing Navel exercises around NK.

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    37. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Sanctions a re a response to the action NK does that are creating the tensions.

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    38. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by misexistentialist · · Score: 0

      The USA split the country to begin with. And as long as it remains split tension will continue.

    39. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Story of the moy who cried wolf is an interesting one.

      I have never blamed the boy for his demise. He was a child prankster. The parents, who let the biy into the woods ahve responsibility to klook after the boy every time he cries wolf, or leave him at home.

      NK can can not be ignored becasue they have been continuing to advance there weapon technology.
      They are a fanatic cult.

      These are the people you do not ignore.

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    40. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jadv · · Score: 0

      Actually this is more like a guy whose mental state is uncertain, standing unprotected in the middle of an open field, saying "Here, I have a gun in my pocket" to his enemies who are all armed to the tooth and spread out over a huge area all around him, some of them protected by huge concrete bunkers but with a clean line of fire to him.

    41. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm the troll and you're insightful for anonymously advocating mass murder? Oh my...

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    42. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They US will also be doing Navel exercises around NK.

      So if I vocally threaten to kill my neighbor and the police start regularly patrolling my block, I should be upset? Is the US staying on international waters? Then we're just looking out for every single other nation in the area.

    43. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 1

      I don't care if you're scared. I didn't mean it as a threat. I meant is a "Stop being so fucking beligerant every fucking time." but it seems that criticizing the egregious military mindset that many Americans (but not all) unfortunately have means one is a troll.

      If we need to analyze aggressive and warmonger rhetoric, just look all around US government and mass media calling for the bombing (sometimes nuclear) of many countries they do not align with.

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    44. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Isaac+Remuant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can't really respond to hyperbole. Not when You get modded insightful and I get modded troll.

      Not when you accuse me of wanting to be fashion by criticizing USA and later telling me that if USA did not bomb everyone the entire world would look like North Korea. There's so many fallacious and emotional statements I really can't do anything about it.

      I just wish you realize that it's not good vs evil and that warmongering rhetoric comes in huge troves from USA and a bit from smaller countries but actions mostly come from USA in the way of military aggression and sanctions that are borderline criminal acts causing famine in many parts of the world.

      It's hard to try and look at it from a neutral perspective, I get it. But if you just didn't buy every "we are the victims and we need to fight back and police the world" maybe we would be much better and you would be able to face the increasing encroachment on civil liberties and other social aspects at home that are largely ignored.

      I'm not saying it's easy (And each country has it's own problems with demagogic governments) but I'd love to see more Americans (I know a lot already) with a less violent and war apologist mindset.

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    45. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by onyxruby · · Score: 1

      MAD is good, it gave us the most peaceful and prosperous time in human history. Like it not MAD was the most successful peace program the world has ever known. All you have to do is go to any of the body count web sites that track death tolls before and after the cold war to see why. Yeah, people will keep talking about it, because nuclear weapons worked for keeping the peace.

      The problem with someone like North Korea having nukes is that MAD won't work with them, they aren't rational enough. The same thing can be said for Iran, the country is led by a death cult that /wants/ large scale death. Contrast those countries with Pakistan and India which hate each other with a passion and have each other locked into their own MAD scenario.

      It's not an apology, it's a statement of fact, MAD works and the body count is tens of millions in it's favor.

    46. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, to be fair. All aid organizations stopped food deliveries to NK when the authorities refused to let them monitor that the food aid reached the people that needed it and was distributed for free. However, the only action needed to cause some sort of revolt or collapse in NK is for China to stop giving them fuel and electricity. The bad thing is that it's impossible to predict what the outcome will be. Without fuel the NK military would only have a limited ability to control the people and no matter how brainwashed the people are, if their situation becomes even more desperate than it already is, they will do something.Not necessarily an uprising because they're so indoctrinated to worship their leaders but possibly a mass exodus to China. And that is why China won't cut the lifeline they're giving NK. To me the situation seems like a complete stalemate that will still last for quite some time - after all, it's the only "communist"* state that has successfully transferred power from one leader to another and they've done it twice so the system can outlast the life of its leaders.

      *) They call their ideology Juche which is not quite the same as communism and places more emphasis on military strength than anything else.

    47. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Kind of hard to say "you attacked first!" when you're dead.

      Yeah... The missile monitor telemetry in place has no effect. Lol

    48. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      I feel like North Korea is a screaming infant that the mom and dad (China and the U.S.) are holding onto in spite of its thrashing about because they don't want it to hurt itself and they know the thrashing will never actually hurt them.

    49. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently non american citizens don't count as human beings.

    50. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, that's just Congress Okaying the Prez to do it. Obviously a political bill. The ICC has complementary jurisdiction anyway, so it only would apply when the US failed to prosecute. While the US military sweeps things under the rug far too frequently, the anti-american sentiment also results in bias against the US at such tribunals, so some sort of tension is expected.

      In any event, isn't the US not a party to the Rome Statute, despite being a major player in its drafting, making this kind of irrelevant? I.e. if the ICC doesn't have jurisdiction, then it can't prosecute the soldier for war crimes anyway, so the act doesn't apply.

    51. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      It's a good thing for North Korea that guy is wrong. If the correct strategy to defeat NK is, in fact, to Dropship a Siege Tank behind their base to take out their drones then the South Koreans would win in a heartbeat.

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    52. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Well, it didn't used to. Or at least not very frequently, and it felt bad about it afterwards. Not anymore though.

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    53. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Who 'recommends' the sanctions to the UN? Who 'recommends' investigations of potential nuclear threats to the watchdogs?

      Ever get out much into reality?

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    54. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, on second thought: go back to your video game world and stay there.
      We grown-ups will deal with the real world.

    55. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, I am from the country that is officially sanctioned to be invaded if an American soldier is ever incarcerated by the ICC for warcrimes. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Service-Members'_Protection_Act

      Luckily, we can call in our buddies from the NATO and have the US bomb the shit out of the invaders for attacking one of its buddies... right?

    56. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

      The Iranian leadership is 'intelligent and rational?'

      Making value judgments isn't all that productive, but empirically they've maneuvered in a way to avoid being liberated from their oil by the axis of evil decider.

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    57. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by drerwk · · Score: 1

      I love Holland and immensely enjoyed touring from the cost to Utrecht to Groening and further on my bike in the early 90s, nothing like riding south to Den Oever in a strong wind from the west. We did bomb you only about 6 years prior to the last time we did NK - I am sure you know Nijmegen. And while that was no doubt accidental I'd dare say your neighbors are a center of European economic strength due to their treatment by the US and Allies both before and after VE. One of my favorite Dutch jokes - "How does a German tourist get to France? Drives to Holland and turns left." Perhaps not as funny as some of the Belgian jokes I heard in Holland.

    58. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I'd advise you to go look up what "recommend" means.

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    59. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also something to be said about realizing that the "gun" is made of plastic, has an orange tip and shoots only a stream of water dispute what the crazy waving it says.

      True, and if there's credible intelligence to suggest that, then we can safely ignore the crazy guy. That this guy has been seen popping rounds off into the ground and actively seeking more powerful firearms is a significant consideration, though. The crazy guy's threats shouldn't be taken lightly just because he's crazy... crazy folks kill people.

      People who pop rounds off into the ground are sometimes nut jobs, and other times harmless people who are playing with weapons. Hand-weapon displays and nuclear displays are very different.

      Now what I'm wondering is what will happen when they test nuke after nuke and release radioactive fallout into the atmosphere that lands in other countries. How long will we tolerate it? How long will everyone else tolerate it?

      It's kind of like tolerating smokers, but on a much bigger scale.

      Phase 1: Ask them kindly to stop.
      Phase 2: Demand they stop.
      Phase 3: Enact international laws that everyone agrees to that demand immediate cease and desist.
      Phase 4: ??
      Phase 5: ??
      Phase 6: Does Phase 6 exist at this point?

    60. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the US stops its guarantee of protection, then South Korea will want to start building its own nuclear weapons to counter those of North Korea.

      Then Japan will start getting really freaked out because, despite both SK and Japan being allies of the US, there's definitely no love lost between the two of them. So political factions in Japan that want to remilitarize will start to gain more favor than they already have.

      Then China will get freaked out about a remilitarized Japan for entirely understandable historical reasons.

      So, really, there's not a whole lot that can be done at this point.

    61. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jbolden · · Score: 2

      Again the USA isn't the one maintaining tensions. I'm not saying there aren't tensions and sanctions are generally part of what having tensions with the USA means.

    62. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jxander · · Score: 1

      Define irony:

      Dropping your Vocab-word-of-the-day, decennia, to try and sound smart (especially when the much more common 'decades' would perfectly suffice) ... then misspelling ridiculous 3 words later.

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    63. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jbolden · · Score: 2

      My point is that NK is an example where the United States has allowed a regime it would otherwise have a terrible relationship with to remain in power essentially indefinitely. Where we don't bomb. I didn't say that every country we didn't bomb is like North Korea.

      For example, I am from the country that is officially sanctioned to be invaded if an American soldier is ever incarcerated by the ICC for warcrimes.

      I have failed to understand why Europeans fail to see how aggressive their court system has become. You aren't alone in seeing it as entirely a natural state of affairs that the Netherlands should have the right to try US officials for stuff they don't like without political implications but no, that's not the way things are done. If country X doesn't recognize country Y's courts as having jurisdiction detaining someone is kidnapping them. Kidnapping current or former governing officials has been an act of war for thousands of years. There is a tendency in Europe to believe because the Europeans have court systems that Europeans like that acts of war aren't acts of war when they commitment them.

      The appropriate venue for dealing with issues that arise between the United States and the Netherlands is the US ambassador to the Netherlands, and the Netherlands' ambassador to the United States. Until such time as the US congress recognize the authority of the Netherlands courts to try US soldiers for acts committed in 3rd countries taking a US solider is a political not a judicial act. The ICC does not recognize this, so it becomes the obligation of the host country to make the position clear. All the Service Member Protection Act does is make a clear statement by the US congress they that do not recognize the ICC as a legitimate court. And attempting to enforce the judgements of the ICC are attacks on the United States.

      So now the Netherlands knows where they stand. If they choose to enforce the ICC they are attacking the USA. If the ICC takes action and they ignore it, they become hypocrites on issues of Universal Jurisdiction but avoid committing acts of war. Which direction the Netherlands chooses to go is up to the people of the Netherlands.

      Creating this situation is to some extent the fault of the United States and to some extent the fault of the Europeans. AFAIK the negotiations broke down with the US' demand for the right of trial by a jury for USA citizens. Had the Europeans yielded on this issue, and had the Senate ratified the treaty we would then have a situation where the ICC was a recognized court and would have the authority it claims to have. Then arresting US soldiers would be a judicial and not a political matter. But no, Europe and the Netherlands don't get to skip the successful negotiations followed by ratification step in establishing a court. Courts are supposed to be agencies of their enforcing governments not fully independent entities. That's the difference between a legal court and a religious court.

    64. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! This is actually Dick Cheney.

    65. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A funny thing the other night was that on "Pawn Stars", of all places, they mentioned that 44% of all military spending (i.e., in the entire world) is by the U.S.A. I would guess the show skews towards conservatives, so I just wonder how most viewers reacted when their favorite politicians are pushing for heavy spending cuts and not talking about the military.

    66. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Please share.

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    67. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jbolden · · Score: 1

      The reason the US troops remained originally is as a trigger. It was a symbol to the NK government that restarting hostilities with the South would once again bring the USA in.

      I agree that at this point those troops are provocative. The problem is withdrawing them is seen by both the North and China as aggressive since it would be seen as one of the steps prior to a major US bombing campaign. So there isn't a good way of pulling them out without freaking the North out. We've tried on several occasions to negotiate a pullout but we haven't been successful. Both South Korea and China are concerned about the USA pulling out without an agreement.

    68. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jbolden · · Score: 2

      The ICC claims jurisdiction to enforce the act on statue when US troops are acting under UN mandate. That's been the real problem. Korea being incidentally an example of where the ICC could claim jurisdiction that the USA doesn't recognize.

    69. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jbolden · · Score: 1

      I imagine the Soviet Union probably played some part in the split as well. Besides at this point the South Koreans are a democracy and do not want reunification. Do you believe in self determination or not?

    70. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't bullying someone when they're holding the sword of damocles over your head. The act only authorizes invasion of one city and is only in place to provide that city with the same sword over their head.

      I'd say it's perfectly fair. If you and your government don't like it, simply stop with the universal jurisdiction and we'll both breathe a little easier.

    71. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by gtall · · Score: 1

      Nope, they are threatening to send Jimmy Carter in search of Nobel Peace Prize to talk to the Dear Shrimp.

      Dear Shrimp: They are sending who?
      Lacky: Jimmy Carter.
      Dear Shrimp: Noooooooooo!!!! That's hitting below the belt.
      Lacky: It is likely he will be talking out of his ass again.

    72. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      They US will also be doing Navel exercises around NK.

      Navel exercises? You mean like belly-dancing? That actually sounds kinda fun.

    73. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that there are lots of countries that manage to not get slapped with UN sanctions, yet have disagreements with the US.

      Getting UN sanctions applied means that you aren't pissing off the US, but that you're pissing off most of the planet.

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    74. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jbolden · · Score: 2

      I agree with you on war apologetics and the USA. But North Korea isn't that sort of case. You got modded a troll probably because you are bring up objections to situations like Iraq in the context of North Korea. In North Korea we have more or less followed the policy you are advocating, and that's not a miner factual problem with your argument.

      Now lets deal with the next one:

      but actions mostly come from USA

      That's simply not true. In general most violent actions are directed against the USA by smaller countries as a way of creating deterrence. You can define the actions against the United States as "defensive" and the actions of the United States as offensive and put them in two separate camps. But if you just count, no by and large the US is generally the one being provoked through violence. In countries that are not attempting to deter the United States, like Europe, most of Latin America most of Africa... the USA is almost never violent. Things are handled diplomatically. The United States has a long track record of preferring diplomatic solutions where they are meaningfully feasible. When they fail over important issues, situations escalate.

      As for sanctions there three possibilities in dealing with bad actors:

      a) Ignore them
      b) Sanction them
      c) Attempt regime change

      Generally the US gets criticized regardless of which approach they use. For example the USA is frequently attacked for (a) with respect to Israel, for (b) with respect to Iran and formally Iraq and (c) with respect to Vietnam and Iraq. One of the problems from this sort of unthinking criticism you are engaging in is that by virtue of having power the USA must ultimately decide whether the approach will be (a), (b) or (c).

    75. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did the Belgian need a bigger moving van? The one that was sent was too short for his garden hose.

      How was copper wire invented? Two Dutch fighting over a penny.

    76. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and alternately, we could actually be stabilizing the world right now, and that's why all the other governments go along with what we do, and only complain about what we do but not actually do anything about it, because they know that if they do, it will disrupt the delicate balance we have right now and A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL STARVE.

      god, I feel like I'm talking to children.

    77. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by cusco · · Score: 1

      US troops in the DMZ provide a regular revenue stream to some very powerful people in both South Korea and the US. The Pentagon is less concerned with peace than they are about keeping the right people happy in order to keep the money river flowing.

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    78. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a pretty lame way to criticize the guy considering that based on what he said, his native language isn't English.

    79. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Usually, UN sanctions are economic in nature. We'll all agree not to buy your products as much and so forth. Of course, in the case of North Korea, that's *particularly* meaningless, since North Korea's economy consists pretty much entirely of the household finances of the Kim family and their employees, financed mostly out of Chinese aid. (There are also allegations that they may also make significant income from counterfeiting and similar endeavors, but, again, that's also not something that would be curtailed significantly by economic sanctions. Nothing they do would be, because they don't *have* any normal economic activity, unless you count subsistence farming. Well, there's Kaesong, but that would probably be exempt from sanctions on the grounds that it's all under the auspices of South Korean companies.)

      However, the fact that China is in agreement with the sanctions is meaningful. North Korea continues to exist as an independent country because they have Chinese support. If they upset China too much, they are looking at the prospect of imminent "accelerated government reform", if you get my drift. If China ever decides to depose the Kim family, nobody is going to object. (Well, the government of North Korea would object, but without Chinese support they wouldn't get to vote.)

      They can continue rattling their saber at the US, as long as it doesn't upset China too badly... but China isn't dumb. (A bit odd, from a Western perspective, maybe even eccentric -- aren't we all -- but that's not the same as dumb.) If they see North Korea doing something that they think will lead to problems for China, they're going to get upset. Starting a nuclear war -- or getting *close* to starting a nuclear war -- would certainly qualify.

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    80. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken from a country that considers itself world police. The Netherlands has every right to try someone for war crimes committed in Europe. Such as US torture committed in Poland and other European countries.

    81. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Yes, he was. This "war on terror" is living proof of that.

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    82. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's quite rediculous, compared to the military force of any other nation in existance today."

      The reason you can keep your military budgets low is because you know that America (and it's military) will come to your aid, if bad things happen.

      Let's face it - without American intervention, you'd be under German leadership (twice).

    83. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by binarylarry · · Score: 0

      How would eliminating the enemies supply lines be a war crime?

      I suppose using lethal force against the enemy would also be a war crime?

      Oh right but using nukes on a civilian population, that's not a war crime.

      Where do you fuckers come from?

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    84. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by eth1 · · Score: 1

      North Korea, on the other hand, has nothing to begin with, and they have an irrational despot calling the shots. Even China backed the last round of sanctions (rather than abstaining like they usually do)... that says it all.

      I wonder, though, how long he would continue to call the shots if he really told his military leaders to nuke someone. Even if KJ-U is irrational, he's not going to be personally delivering any nukes.

    85. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

      Iran hasn't started a war of aggression in 150 years, so yes, I do consider them to be intelligent and rational. They're doing better than the US has on that front, by a wide margin. My personal values and beliefs are more in line with those when it was still called Persia, but the current leadership in Iran isn't stupid.

    86. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm from a country the USA hasn't bombed EVER. And it looks exactly like the USA! Oh, wait...

    87. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      Yes we do, and have always done so, remember the civil war and General Sherman's march through the south burning everything in his path towns and farms included? Or privateers we commissioned against the English in the revolutionary war (yes they had them to but still). Or the killing of the American Bison to starve out the indigenous population. Its only been the last couple decades that we decided that we needed to play nice with others.

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    88. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by operagost · · Score: 1

      Implying that three-quarters of generals were dumb sons of bitches, and being offended by MacArthur's hat? Truman earned his terrible approval rating at the time. I don't understand the fawning Truman cult that later arose.

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    89. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      I've noticed a large increase in asinine drivel being modded to 5 since Dice bought /.

    90. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... look like when the USA does not "bomb everyone".

      Firstly, the USA attacked everyone in South America and bombed everyone in Vietnam to protect leaders which abused their citizens. Secondly, when the USA pushed the war into North Korea, they did 'bomb everyone' there. That "kill, crush, 'n' destroy" attitude upset the Chinese who joined the Korean war and forced the USA into the current armistice. We saw another war-torn story with Afghanistan and the Taliban, who then used Al Qaeda, not nuclear weapons to threaten the USA.

    91. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      The Iranian leadership is 'intelligent and rational?' What have you been smoking?

      Uh....reality? The belligerent powers here are the U.S.:

      Overthrew Iran's democratically elected government in '53, backed a brutal torture-loving dictator in the Shaw for over two decades, backed Iraq in the Iran/Iraq war, blew up one of their passenger jets murdering hundreds of people, and done multiple acts upon Iran that we would treat as an act of war (stuxnet/destroying their currency) if done to us?

      And Israel:

      Founded on stolen land, and dramatically increased in size with a war of choice in 1967. Already posses ~200 nuclear weapons. Makes wars upon it's neighbors on a whim, starves an entire population, slaughter Palestinians at will, and maintains an apartheid state.

      YOU are the baddies.

    92. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well then maybe they should overthrow said leader whose actions are hurting the people.

    93. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by emt377 · · Score: 1

      Well, let's keep in mind that the purpose of the ICC is to prosecute war criminals in states that won't prosecute themselves. The same legislative body that passes the Service Members Protection Act also has laws in place for the prosecution of U.S. war criminals. And it oversees the military judicial system, which prosecutes the same. If you hand evidence to a military prosecutor that some general ordered the genocide of a village, or instituted a policy of persecution, or otherwise ordered crimes to be committed - they WILL be investigated, and if there is a case there WILL be prosecution. In fact if there's any organization on this planet that's anal about obeying rules it's the U.S. federal government. NO part of the federal government tolerates criminal activity. There's just no debate; you'd be handed off to the FBI immediately. The same applies to the U.S. armed forces, there's just no tolerance for attacking or abusing civilians. There's no culture of doing that. It's not an organization built for that purpose, to set that into system, organized to that end. It decides exactly what it can do, then sticks to it. An officer would have an extremely hard time getting away with any crap, so when it happens it tends to be individuals or small units that lose it. Which do get prosecuted, making an obvious example to anyone else who ever considered the same, and their superiors get investigated to make sure they weren't involved in it. Their email, text messages, random witnesses who might have overheard orders or discussions, etc - it all gets collected. As a result, it's not possible to claim no as of yet uncovered systematic war crimes never happened in some conspiracy at some point, but it's really very remote. A state and a military ruled by law doesn't need the ICC. The only people who would be indicted would be by political finger pointing ("oh yeah, Obama himself must been involved!!! Amerikkka baaahd!!!").

    94. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me it is still funny that the only country to actually nuke another keeps trying to make sure no one else can do it too.

    95. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by bobbied · · Score: 1

      There is no *credible* evidence that the nut jobs in NK can do more than set off a nuclear device built in a cave and sling a small object into low earth orbit. These things have been demonstrated. But putting the nuclear device on a rocket and sending the thing very far is *NOT* something they have demonstrated and is considerably more complex than what they've done so far.

      Their rocket skills still have serious issues and have only succeeded in getting some useless space junk into low earth orbit, once, after multiple tries and failures. Who knows how large their ground based nuclear device is and how much it weighs, but it's unlikely to be anything small and light enough to mount on their rockets.

      So we have some crazy guy trying to tell you he's fired his gun, knows how to load and aim it and won't hesitate to shoot you. Problem is you already know that he only has 2 rounds, both of which he already set off by pounding them with a hammer and the squirt gun he's holding is almost empty.

      Funny part here is that about all we can do at this point is prohibit the sale of water to load his squirt gun because we've already banned everything else.

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    96. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jbolden · · Score: 1

      No they don't have that right. First off Europe is not a single political entity. If Poland objects to what the USA did in Poland that is Poland's obligation. Second, what the USA did they did with the cooperation of the Polish government. If the Netherlands has a problem with what Poland authorized they should take it up with Poland.

      And third, even if the USA had done this without Polish permission and this were Poland and not the Netherlands such an act is still aggressive. Poland would and should be walking on eggshells about it. Because we have thousands of years of those sorts of things starting wars.

    97. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jbolden · · Score: 1

      In the United States I'd say the issue would be acts authorized at the highest levels which are crimes. For example, our designation of Al Qaeda members as "enemy combatants" denying them both the protections accorded civilians and the protections accorded enemy soldiers under the Geneva convention. That wasn't some rogue officer those were acts, acts that many consider blatant crimes, that go all the way up to the president and congress.

      I agree with you the US doesn't need the ICC for rogue Captains. The ICC's impact would be for the Captains who really are following orders.

    98. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its hard to take your comment seriously when you decide to paint the entire USA with the same warmongering brush, stereotype much? Maybe its you who needs to open their world view just a bit more. For one, the USA doesn't operate these wars around the world without the complacency of all the nations involved. If you really think what the USA is doing is SO bad then you need to start electing officials that will actually stand up to US demands and say no. That is something most western governments can not do: Say no to American demands. Your problem is thinking that the USA is alone in this who mess, its not. None of the wars around the world would be possible without the support of the US's allies. Not everyone in this great country things we should have the unimaginably large military we have now, not even a majority. That just isn't how things work here even if you want it to. The will of the people is not the will of the government. Our huge military budget is making states with military industry very rich and prosperous. Politicians will do whatever they can to keep the war budget high and the contracts in their state. They could care less about the impact their selfish policies are having on the rest of the world. Brush up a little on how American politics, specifically the "power of voting" citizens have.

      tl;dr Pot, meet kettle. The USA requires its allies complacency in any of its foreign operations and its your own government allowing the USA to do the things you criticize it for. But you would rather complain and point the finger at the US rather than take action in your own country. But its so much easier to complain than do something, right?

    99. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      They had an Islamic revolution that to this day Mahmoud Ahmadinejad goes on rambling about the 2nd coming of Christ (12th imam reappearance). That, and nuclear war is the instrument by how to trigger this holy event. Either this man is a brilliant bullshitter calling our bluff, or him and the rest of his ilk are bat shit crazy!

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    100. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      But the US is not warmongering in this case. NK has said stuff like this a lot and the US hasn't gone after them. The only correct response to this sort of talk is to just ignore it. Until and unless it becomes more than words. Then the world would have a war on its hands unmatched in recent history. Maybe even nuclear, although I doubt NK would really use its nukes even if they were attacked (with conventional weapons).

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    101. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Mr Ahwheresmydinnerjacket was really as mad as the West like to make out, he'd have had Iran launching missiles at Israel by now, nukes or no nukes.

    102. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      To paraphrase an old saying, it's the victors who get to decide what an atrocity or war crime is.

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    103. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      And you have spent too much time drinking the propaganda (which exists on both sides, in copious quantities).

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    104. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Your projection of your programming is noted. Draw up a list of how many countries have been bombed or invaded by North Korea and Iran over the last 50 years, compare that to U.S. and Israel, and get back to me.

    105. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm late to the party and an AC (so, probably no one will read this) and I don't give the Iranians as much credit as you do (I still remember the hostage crisis.).

      But how does Israel having nukes "destabilize" the Middle East?

      it seems to me that it actually provides a bit of stability. The Arab nations bordering Israel know not to kick a hornet's nest and that's exactly what Israel is, partly due to their nukes.

      You can bitch and moan all you want about how Israel treats the Gaza Strip and the West Bank (and you might have a valid point), but Israel is not looking to start wars of aggression against any of its neighbors.

    106. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point is that NK is an example where the United States has allowed a regime i...

      Well, there's your first problem right there. You assume that the US has the right to allow countries to have a US-chosen government.

    107. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jbolden · · Score: 1

      When did I say anything about "rights". I'm talking simple behaviors, what they did or didn't do.

    108. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

      Excuse my french and thanks for holding me to high standards.

      Now let's hear your comment in Dutch or any other non-english language for that matter, thank you.

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    109. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by Trogre · · Score: 1

      We've had lots of problems with countries since 1950 and most of them haven't lasted this long.

      The problems or the countries?

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    110. Re:Well That Escalated Quickly by jbolden · · Score: 1

      :) The problems. Though I'll admit few governments have survived pissing off the United States for 60 years either.

  7. Ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seroiuslly. Don't respond, don't even acknowledge they are talking. Absolutely ignore anything everything they say.

    It's like a child having a fit. If you ignore them long enough, they get tired and shut up.

    1. Re:Ignore them by MatrixCubed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How many children do you know bear a racial hatred for Western culture that is bred and drilled into them, or are armed with nuclear warheads?

      It's exactly that arrogance that they are standing up against, however misplaced their aggressions are.

      There's no easy solution here; disarming them is impossible, making peace with them is impossible, talking sense into them is impossible, treading lightly and carrying a big stick seems to be the only safe alternative that doesn't cause us to descend into full military operation against them.

    2. Re:Ignore them by candeoastrum · · Score: 1

      Wow. When did the West become a race?

    3. Re:Ignore them by Capt+James+McCarthy · · Score: 1

      How many children do you know bear a racial hatred for Western culture that is bred and drilled into them, or are armed with nuclear warheads?

      Gangnam style!

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    4. Re:Ignore them by tgd · · Score: 1

      How many children do you know bear a racial hatred for Western culture that is bred and drilled into them, or are armed with nuclear warheads?

      It's exactly that arrogance that they are standing up against, however misplaced their aggressions are.

      There's no easy solution here; disarming them is impossible, making peace with them is impossible, talking sense into them is impossible, treading lightly and carrying a big stick seems to be the only safe alternative that doesn't cause us to descend into full military operation against them.

      Converting their constituent atoms to a plasma in a few nanoseconds is always an option, though.

      The GP is right, though -- while the teeming masses of NK may not understand what is going on, they're also not the ones who can start a war. And the leaders there are plenty westernized, live the high life and know perfectly well that our nuclear arsenal is dramatically more reliable than theirs.

    5. Re:Ignore them by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Anything can be a race; it's a purely social construct.

    6. Re:Ignore them by 0111+1110 · · Score: 2

      There's no easy solution here

      Yes, there is. Just ignore them. Talk is cheap and these sorts of threats are nothing new. If they want their threats to be taken seriously they will have to actually start doing something, but they won't because their leaders are too comfy and rich. And, no, they are not in fact insane. It's just business as usual for their silly foreign policy.

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    7. Re:Ignore them by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if you gave a little thought you would realize that what he meant was that North Koreans (especially the leadership) are trained to hate those who are not Korean? That would make it racial hatred, even though it is not directed at a specific race but against those who are not members of a specific ethnic group.

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    8. Re:Ignore them by MatrixCubed · · Score: 2

      Since I made the post at 8:58am today. Obviously.

    9. Re:Ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many children do you know bear a racial hatred for Western culture that is bred and drilled into them, or are armed with nuclear warheads?

      Every child in America.
      1:28
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL0PPxBYHK0

      It's exactly that arrogance that they are standing up against, however misplaced their aggressions are.

      Some kids and adults lack critical thinking skillz and surprise are easily suckered in all societies...

      The enabler for states like NK to continue to exist is fear. The fearful harbor no loyalty.

      There's no easy solution here; disarming them is impossible, making peace with them is impossible, talking sense into them is impossible, treading lightly and carrying a big stick seems to be the only safe alternative that doesn't cause us to descend into full military operation against them.

      Modernity is easy.

    10. Re:Ignore them by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1, Funny

      How many children do you know bear a racial hatred for Western culture that is bred and drilled into them,

      I can see you've never met the family of the average Berkeley professor...

    11. Re:Ignore them by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      There's no easy solution here

      Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

    12. Re:Ignore them by tigersha · · Score: 1

      You obviously do not have any children :)

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    13. Re:Ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to get the wooden spoon.

      It worked.

    14. Re:Ignore them by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      The problem is "but that's silly" no longer works in American political debates.

      "Wait, you're saying we should invade Iraq because they bought some aluminum tubes and cake? That's just silly!" "BUT TERRRRISTS!" and we invade.

      "Wait, you're saying we should have federal agents at every airport taking nail clippers from little old ladies? That's just silly!" "BUT TERRRRISTS!" and we've got the TSA.

      Coming soon: "Wait, so you want to invade North Korea, because they, North Korea, the most backward shithole on the planet, is going to launch a preemptive nuclear strike on the US? That's just silly!" "BUT TERRRRISTS AND AXES OF EVILS!!" and we'll get another stupid war.

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    15. Re:Ignore them by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      There's no easy solution here

      Yes, there is. Just ignore them. Talk is cheap and these sorts of threats are nothing new. If they want their threats to be taken seriously they will have to actually start doing something,

      You mean like actually setting off nuclear bombs and launching long-distance rockets?

    16. Re:Ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seroiuslly. Don't respond, don't even acknowledge they are talking. Absolutely ignore anything everything they say.

      It's like a child having a fit. If you ignore them long enough, they get tired and shut up.

      You're right. This should have been done SO many times in the past but wasn't. Just ignoring things or even thanking the threatening group for throwing out an alert so that the rest of the world can be more prepared for a counter-attack would be much more of a final hand-washing.

    17. Re:Ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aggression towards the US is not misplaced; at present it's one of the greatest services to humanity.

      Educate yourself on why this is the case:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Covert_United_States_foreign_regime_change_actions
      http://academic.evergreen.edu/g/grossmaz/interventions.html
      http://www.geopoliticalmonitor.com/us-interventions-in-latin-american-021/

    18. Re:Ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Converting their constituent atoms to a plasma in a few nanoseconds is always an option, though.

      Starting nuclear war with the biggest country in the world is an option? If you're going to suggest mass suicide, we need a demonstration of good faith from you first.

    19. Re:Ignore them by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      Ignoring them is pretty much what started the sabre rattling.

      Think of North Korea not as a crazy guy, but as a sociopath. Think American Psycho.. not stupid, but will kill you without even blinking. What are their goals? To exist is one. To be fed. To have a lot of cash.

      So, the North Korean economy is shit. They basically exist like the mafia - some foreign cash for renting out slave labor, a lot of money from counterfeiting, and extortion by threatening to blow people up. A lot of this sabre rattling comes from sanctions - threatening to turn off that money hose. If we just walk away, then the money doesn't go to the people in power, then they're in trouble. So, NK needs to be crazy every once in a while to do a cash grab.

      The one balance NK actually needs to keep is not piss off China too much. China is the one ally they have, and gives them some (not a lot) of UN cover. I don't think it's a coincidence that this new round of sabre-rattling comes when even China said "hey, that's enough, knock it off".

      And WTF Dennis Rodman?

    20. Re:Ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes let use the Rod of God!

    21. Re:Ignore them by geekoid · · Score: 1

      What if you child was a crazy violent sociopath with a gun?
      Ignore it and it will fester far worse.

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    22. Re:Ignore them by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Converting their constituent atoms to a plasma in a few nanoseconds is always an option, though."
      no, it isn't. DO you people simple not understand nuclear weapons and the fallout? or do you think NK is not near anyone else?

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    23. Re:Ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd still be tempted to say just ignore the fuck out of them. They'll keep making bigger and bigger claims, and just keep pretending that there's nothing more than silence coming out of that country.

      Eventually they'll throw the first rock. Assumingly, if the USA isn't completely fucking stupid, they will be watching like a hawk for anything coming by land, sea, or air, and also if they're not as dumb as a bag of sand, will be keeping as close as humanly possible tabs on the exact whereabouts of Kim, and any military leaders. The USA assumingly shoots down or otherwise stops (hopefully) whatever the attack is, and then (10) destroy the absolute living piss out of Kim's home/headquarters, any military leaders, any military or weaponry facilities, military shipyards, airports, etc... anything that may be construed as a base of military operations, and see what happens. Once there's nothing left but the pawns (the remainder of the military and civilians), we see if someone decides to step up to the plate and continue the aggression (at which point, GOTO 10). Only hit ctrl+break when they stop attacking.

    24. Re:Ignore them by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Gee, whatever became of demanding unconditional surrender? Anything less makes the use of warfare a complete farce.

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    25. Re:Ignore them by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      the difference is with iraq it was us saying iraq had nukes, with nk its them saying they have nukes and are going to blow up our capital.

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    26. Re:Ignore them by roca · · Score: 1

      There is a simple solution: convince China that it's in their interests to replace the North Korean regime with something sane, even at the cost of some temporary instability. This has historically been difficult, but with the latest vote, maybe China starting to come around.

      A couple of obvious things China could do:
      -- Open their border and stop returning escaping North Koreans to torture and execution. This alone could cause North Korea to collapse. It also happens to be the humane thing to do.
      -- Issue an ultimatum to the regime: take your loot and leave, or else China stops supplying NK across the border and the country falls apart. The NK regime would threaten war but they know it would be suicide to strike China (simultaneously being hit by China and the USA, awesome).

    27. Re:Ignore them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the best possible thing that we could do is to start showering them with food and nick knacks. Start dropping copies of old magazines, everything from popular mechanics to playboy. Once they figure out what they're missing maybe they'll stop this crap.

      The same treatment would turn Cuba capitalist overnight. By allowing them to isolate themselves we're just reinforcing the status quo.

    28. Re:Ignore them by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      You mean like actually setting off nuclear bombs and launching long-distance rockets?

      For a start, but I'd be satisfied with any attack that kills a large number of people.

      --
      Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
    29. Re:Ignore them by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Really. You like death and destruction so much that it makes you feel satisfied to see scores of people die? That's sick.

    30. Re:Ignore them by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      I'm an American. Surely you wouldn't be expecting anything else. You have to at least admit that seeing mushroom clouds in the distance like in the Battlestar Galactica pilot would be interesting. A nice fix for a boring life.

      --
      Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
    31. Re:Ignore them by ae1294 · · Score: 1

      Maybe Xenophobic is a better term...

  8. No longer awesome by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

    In other news, Dennis Rodman is quoted saying "You're no longer awesome, bro"

    1. Re:No longer awesome by robbyb20 · · Score: 0

      Ha! I thought he was going to go back over and try and broker a peace deal?!

      http://www.tmz.com/2013/03/06/dennis-rodman-north-korea-apology-great-leader-kim-jong-il-barack-obama/ (consider the source...)

    2. Re:No longer awesome by Beorytis · · Score: 1

      Actually, he already said that. Right after he was told, "That's not PSY!"

  9. I would think this was predictable... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ... after somebody allowed Dennis Rodman to go to North Korea.

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    CUR ALLOC 20195.....5804M
    1. Re:I would think this was predictable... by cusco · · Score: 1

      Actually the mistake was letting him come back . . .

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
  10. Why is it always the little guys? by Looker_Device · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dear Glorious Whatever,

    Look, little fella, I know you have something to prove and all, but really hope you didn't buy into your father's bullshit. Believe it or not the U.S. has absolutely no interest in restarting the Korean War. Frankly, we're kind of warred out right now. So please stick to playing basketball with Dennis Rodman and leave us out of your grandstanding and dick waving. We've already got enough of that at home.

    We'll be happy to keep sending you D-list celebrities if you'll just STFU.

    Yours truly,
    The American People

    P.S. I would point out the obvious fact that the U.S. will bomb your country back to the stone age if you try to attack anyone with nukes. But, looking at a satellite photo of the Korean peninsula at night, I'm not sure that would amount to much of a threat.

    --
    Your political party doesn't care about your rights and only represents corporate interests.
    1. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to call him "Glorious Wanker"

    2. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh he is a real American.. we're an arrogant bunch as you may know. We're also the greatest power in the world.. no other way to say that. We also act on our words and we don't make idle threats - as I think we've proven that over the years.. And we civilians aren't as war-weary as you might think. Iran and North Korea are constantly in our sights and as long as they rattle their sabres, we'll be watching. We know we'll win any conflict.. we just need to be willing to pay the price after we've decimated their countries - as we learned with Iraq. North Korea must have very poor intelligence or they'd realize what position they're in and would keep quiet. All that needs to happen is one slip-up over there (to weaken N. Korean-friendly countries' resolve) and our president to feel hawkish and several swift military operations will demolish their regime.

    3. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could have just written: "Be thankful you don't have anything we want."

    4. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw the stone age, we'll just make NK the extension parking lot for Samsung.

    5. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by Jmc23 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Greatest losers more like it. Might doesn't make right. There's a reason why the majority of the world dislikes the USA, even other western nations.

      --
      Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
    6. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      Its always the "AMERIKANS!!!!" that constantly poke jokes at other people, make sarcastic remarks and wont shut up that make us all look like dickheads. And much like a true AMERIKAN!!!!! you have to bring up some idle threat about how we will bomb them.

      If these saber-rattling threats from the North Korean dicatorship aren't laughable, then I don't know what is. In truth, it is just plain sad that a government can get away with the cruelty that has been inflicted on the North Korean people by their own government's policies.

      --
      "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
    7. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "P.S. I would point out the obvious fact that the U.S. will bomb your country back to the stone age if you try to attack anyone with nukes. But, looking at a satellite photo [newscientist.com] of the Korean peninsula at night, I'm not sure that would amount to much of a threat."

      True. Which is why I would phrase it as:

      "PS: Because we have no issue with the North Korean people, but only with the North Korean government leaders, we can promise you that if you shoot at us first (we won't), our first response will be to leave every single one of your fancy palaces as a smoking hole in the ground."

    8. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Frankly, we're kind of warred out right now.

      You realize US troops just started operations in Niger and Mali, right?

      War is the health of the State.

      --
      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    9. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by aquabat · · Score: 1

      But, looking at a satellite photo of the Korean peninsula at night, I'm not sure that would amount to much of a threat.

      There must be some truly incredible skies there for stargazing. I would think looking up and seeing that every night for your entire life would instill a sense of humility and scale or something.

      --
      A republic cannot succeed till it contains a certain body of men imbued with the principles of justice and honour.
    10. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet, whenever "the majority of the world... even other western nations" are neck deep in shit, who do they go asking for help? Uncle Sam.

      Have fun with your trendy US bashing. Don't worry, we'll be there for you the next time you need us.

    11. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cause you always hate the guy on top?

    12. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine most North Koreans have more pressing concerns.

    13. Re:Why is it always the little guys? by putzin · · Score: 1

      We'll be happy to keep sending you D-list celebrities...

      Hell, send ALL the d-list celebs! A good chunk of the C and B could go too.

      --
      Bah
  11. That is what you get by ark1 · · Score: 0

    when you send Dennis Rodman as your CIA agent/ambassador to NK.

    1. Re:That is what you get by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 1

      Or, for that matter, why not send Fredrik Neij, Peter Sunde or Gottfrid Svartholm as a SSS agent/ambassador to the DPRK?
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Security_Service
      They are good friends with Kim Yuck Ung or whatever right?
      Wait... what?
      A hoax?
      Aha....
      http://www.news.com.au/technology/pirate-bay-north-korea-move-a-hoax/story-e6frfro0-1226592461141

      --
      rm -rf --no-preserve-root / ...and let /dev/null sort them out...
  12. Does this not sound like... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    Does this sound like nothing but an attempt to get someone else to "throw the first punch so [North Korea] have an excuse"?

  13. Don't get even, get MAD! by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    Let's convince Japan, South Korea and Taiwan to arm themselves with nuclear weapons. Nothing says regional stability like everyone having nuclear weapons.

    1. Re:Don't get even, get MAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least 2 of those countries already have nuclear weapons.

    2. Re:Don't get even, get MAD! by rossdee · · Score: 1

      I doubt you could convince Japan to arm itself with nikes, since they are fully aware of the effects of such weapons.

      And if Taiwan started developing nukes, the (mainland) chinese would use it as an excuse to invade.

    3. Re:Don't get even, get MAD! by mister_playboy · · Score: 1

      Japan and South Korea don't have nuclear weapons, but they could start making some with a 60 day lead time if needed.. Germany is the same.

      --
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    4. Re:Don't get even, get MAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I count one?

    5. Re:Don't get even, get MAD! by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Nothing says regional stability like everyone having nuclear weapons.

      Actually, in the case of India/Pakistan, and Europe, that's exactly what people arming themselves with nuclear weapons has meant. And I have every confidence that if Iran is ever allowed to have nukes, that's exactly what it'll do for the middle east, too.

      That said, Japan, SK, and Taiwan are all signatories to the nuclear non-proliferation treaty, so them arming with nukes would be difficult without breaking several international laws that they helped write.

    6. Re:Don't get even, get MAD! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Nerve gas and (more then likely) biological weapons for Taiwan and S. Korea.

      Nuke parts built and ready in Japan, but no politician could survive authorizing assembly.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    7. Re:Don't get even, get MAD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you left out that three of those countries have nukes by proxy. United States Nuclear Subs sitting in wait off the coast of each.

  14. Rodmannnnnnnnn!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rodmannnnnnnnn!!!!!!

    [ yelled in my best JT Kirk, "Khan!!!!" impersonation ]

    1. Re:Rodmannnnnnnnn!!!!!! by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I read it as Col. Klink yelling 'Hogan'.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  15. Will by mybeat · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Nuclear launch detected!" be followed by: "Battle-cruiser operational"?

    1. Re:Will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Movin out!

      Dadadadaaadah dadadadaaahdah dadadadaaa da dadadada daaaah!

    2. Re:Will by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      So long as it's not followed by "Nuclear launch detected! Nuclear launch detected! Nuclear launch detected! Nuclear launch detected! Nuclear launch detected! ...."

      (cue "oh crap" flashbacks to playing SupCom - and the mad rush to check the map whilst praying those nuke symbols wouldn't be of the incoming variety, and then if they were, praying you had enough ABMs to stop them...)

  16. with all the past empty threats by NynexNinja · · Score: 2

    For over 50 years the propaganda war machine has been putting out highly inflamed offensive speech declaring war on various entities, so really at this point until they actually fire that first missile, I wouldn't worry about it. And when they do actually fire that missile, they will be wiped off the map.

    1. Re:with all the past empty threats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are running out of money and or food again for the 'elite' (never mind the thousands of others who starve). They want more. They do this about every 2-3 years. In 2-3 weeks suddenly there will be a UN resolution and food/money/water will be shipped over by the ton. Meanwhile they dig up their fields to grow drugs to sell to the west.

    2. Re:with all the past empty threats by twright0 · · Score: 1

      Thousands? Try millions. All of North Korea is starving.

    3. Re:with all the past empty threats by Bigby · · Score: 1

      ... And when they do actually fire that missile, that missile will be intercepted AND they will be wiped off the map.

      FTFY

  17. Iraq for less by cosm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We went to iraq on a much looser pretext.

    --
    'We are trying to prove ourselves wrong as quickly as possible, because only in that way can we find progress.' RPF
    1. Re:Iraq for less by candeoastrum · · Score: 2

      Oil

    2. Re:Iraq for less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "he tried to kill my daddy"

    3. Re:Iraq for less by CriminalNerd · · Score: 1

      Iraq on the other hand wasn't attached to China, and didn't have a comeback during the war where MacArthur got too close to China and nearly got chased out of the country for it.

    4. Re:Iraq for less by turp182 · · Score: 1

      We also knew that Saddam didn't have weapons of mass destruction, otherwise we wouldn't have invaded. Not so much with North Korea.

      --
      BlameBillCosby.com
    5. Re:Iraq for less by Zimluura · · Score: 1

      not just oil, iraq had a much weaker military than the dprk.

    6. Re:Iraq for less by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      Kim Jong-un actually killed Obama's dad?!

    7. Re:Iraq for less by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      Oil

      The pretext is the part you say out loud.

      --
      I am not a crackpot.
    8. Re:Iraq for less by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      Iraq didn't have a nuke. There's a reason these idiot dictators are so keen on getting them.

    9. Re:Iraq for less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it was because Saddam invaded Kuwait, our ally.

    10. Re:Iraq for less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but IRQ had no WMDs and that's why it was invaded. And the oil, of course. N.K. has WMDs and no oil. No reason to invade first.
      Nothing to be gained and chances of getting hurt at least a bit.

    11. Re:Iraq for less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But NK doesn't sell the US any oil, so no reason to invade.

  18. LOLOLOL by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    That would be suicide for NK, I'm sure the US would love for them to do that. No more troublesome and annoying diplomatic relations, just a peaceful, smoking, radioactive crater, legitimately created in self-defense.

    --
    "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    1. Re:LOLOLOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be suicide for NK, I'm sure the US would love for them to do that. No more troublesome and annoying diplomatic relations, just a peaceful, smoking, radioactive crater, legitimately created in self-defense.

      I'm stealing that last sentence as a signature. :)

    2. Re:LOLOLOL by rossdee · · Score: 1

      "a peaceful, smoking, radioactive crater,

      Unfortunately radiation tends to get blown around by the wind, and likely to affect South Korea, Japan, China, Russia, and even Canada and the US. Don't forget to stock up on iodine pills and do you have your Giger counter handy?

    3. Re:LOLOLOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We wouldn't even need to use nukes. Those would just be the easy and fast way.

      First, a few hundred cruise missles and one wave of stealth bombers to take out the majority of the air defense. Then fill the sky with B52s dropping standard munitions on every other target that could conceivably shoot at something, followed by a wave of cargo aircraft kicking fuel-air bombs out the back with almost as much explosive power as a nuclear artillery shell, but without all that nasty fallout.

      It wouldn't take much of that before North Korea starts calling Uncle.

  19. I think treaties prevent us from doing so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I heard that destroying these is against International treaties because it affects non-combatants. You are not supposed to target them directly.

  20. The only thing to worry about... by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...is if they're truly feeling suicidal or not.

    If you think that they could get through anything like that alive you're smoking something.

    It's not only the US or NATO that would strike either, it would be Russia and their buddies in China as well. There would be nothing left.

    Go read Dune. When one family uses "atomics" then everyone else combines and destroys them.

    1. Re:The only thing to worry about... by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      oh, who knows. Russia and China might take advantage of the confusion to send some missiles to the US.

      --
      Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
    2. Re:The only thing to worry about... by Demonantis · · Score: 1

      Cause that makes a load of sense. And there wouldn't be much of confusion. Everyone has radar up the ying yang. They would probably show footage of the trajectory and launch sites on the news by the next day. Also if you read the Russian news (and probably the Chinese too) you hear about how they are working to defend themselves from the crazy Americans. They don't want to attack the US unless they have to. China is more interested in regaining ownership of small countries around them. A significant amount of US military plans regarding China are for protecting those countries.

    3. Re:The only thing to worry about... by eth1 · · Score: 1

      The problem is, with the prevailing winds in Korea (SE in summer, NW in winter), if you nuke NK, you'd either end up poisoning S. Korea & Japan, or China, depending on the time of year, so those three would probably not let that happen.

      I think our sense of distance gets kind of warped in the US since we're pretty spread out. Both Koreas together would just about fit inside of Kansas, so you're not just nuking "those guys way over there."

    4. Re:The only thing to worry about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With that logic...

      There's a police sniper team with an incoming bullet tracking system and one criminal shooting at each other, let me use the confusion to try to shoot the cop, surely he won't notice. I'm sure if I hit him once, they'll all give up.

      Which is more likely:
      The cops all give up after one gets a leg wound on your first shot... or
      There's a large enough piece of your head left for your next of kin to identify you.

    5. Re:The only thing to worry about... by WillgasM · · Score: 1

      I'm sure we have enough conventional munitions to blanket the country at least once.

    6. Re:The only thing to worry about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's interesting is now that they've threatened to loose a missile towards the U.S. as a preemptive strike, the next missile they send up as a test is going to open them up for a very big response. And, no one will really be shocked when the U.S. lobs a few big boys at them and wipes them clean off the world map.

  21. Oh no! by r33per · · Score: 1
    On no - not Hans Brix!!!

    Oh: Herro, Hans!

  22. wow.. they are stupid... by zer0vette · · Score: 0

    I can't fathom the stupidity here.. i'd like to understand the psychology behind North Korea's thoughts/statements.

  23. Nope Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They said that if the US is about to start a nuclear war they reserve the right to make a pre-emptive strike, just like all nuclear armed countries do. There is no threat of action, merely a warning to the US that NK will defend itself.

    Actually no, that's not correct at all. Read eldavojohn's post below with the full quotes on the situation. You'd have to be pretty thick to honestly interpret it the way you are after reading those. It's quite clear what NK is really saying and what they mean, it's the same as always.

  24. Surely they are jesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The've got to be kidding! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    1. Re:Surely they are jesting? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      The've got to be kidding! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

      Perhaps they are feeling left out. After all the Muzzies get to shout "death to America" all the time.

    2. Re:Surely they are jesting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.muzzylearnandplay.com/images/muzzy.gif
      But what language do they shout it in?

  25. So.... by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 0

    We'll be seeing that strike in ten years...thanks for the advanced warning...

  26. It is interesting, isn't it? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2

    If the US decided right now to nuke NK the bombs would be falling within the hour. Everybody knows that. And NK surely knows that if they somehow lobbed one of their weapons at us the response would be, well...excessive.

    All this over sanctions. NK would rather try to make bombs and force the world to feed its citizens than figure out agriculture.

    Crazy. North Korea is fascinating.

    --
    Weaselmancer
    rediculous.
    1. Re:It is interesting, isn't it? by BigSlowTarget · · Score: 1

      >If the US decided right now to nuke NK the bombs would be falling within the hour. Everybody knows that. And NK surely knows that if they somehow lobbed one of their weapons at us the response would be, well...excessive. Yes, millions of NK people the leaders don't give a crap about would undoubtedly be killed. Given the time required to find Osama and Saddam the bunker the leadership was in would probably be missed. China might well suffer extensive fallout issues. The US would suffer a catastrophe thousands or tens of thousands of times greater than the 9-11 attacks. This does not work out well for us. This skips the possibility they will launch at a US carrier group, barren island or other non-continental target to induce terror but not civilian damage. We don't want them to have nukes for lots of reasons.

    2. Re:It is interesting, isn't it? by samkass · · Score: 3, Informative

      This skips the possibility they will launch at a US carrier group, barren island or other non-continental target to induce terror but not civilian damage. We don't want them to have nukes for lots of reasons.

      You're a few years behind. They already have sunk a SK Navy vessel and killed SK civilians in an artillery barrage within the last few years. The only question is if they try the same thing with a nuke.

      --
      E pluribus unum
    3. Re:It is interesting, isn't it? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      NK knows no one will nuke them.well, no major power.

      Seriously, do you think SK, China, and Japan would raise in concerns about the radioactive fallout raining down upon them?

      We can do the same damage conventionally, and with better targeting. Nuke are just quicker.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    4. Re:It is interesting, isn't it? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      why would the US have casualties?

      They can't deliver Nukes to US soil. Not Yet, anyways.
      Since they are a cult, their leader seems to be just as delusional as his father(in scary ways) if they did have the tech to get to us, I wouldn't have any problem with the US hitting them first, conventionally.

      Of course, would rather introduce the new leader to stripper, fast food, action movies, and video games. Even paying him a billion dollars to let corporate chains set up shop would be worth it.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    5. Re:It is interesting, isn't it? by BigSlowTarget · · Score: 1

      It's useful to remember that missiles are the fast showy way to get warheads to targets. Smuggling is a much lower tech and more realistic (for them) threat. As for introducing the new leader to all the goods of the west, he apparently went to school in Switzerland from 1993 - 2000 so it's doubtful he hasn't seen such. He was 16-17 so I don't know about the strippers. He probably has all those he wants though.

  27. jeez by buddyglass · · Score: 1

    Thanks for nothing, Rodman.

    1. Re:jeez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for nothing, Rodman.

      So Thin Man met Fat Boy. The first would have fizzled out if anyone had taken it seriously, and the second really has imploded under the weight of its own ego.

  28. Has he learned nothing from Saddam Hussain by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I would have thought that even the looniest dictator would think twice before threatening "weapons of mas destruction", "a mother of all battles", and so on.

    1. Re:Has he learned nothing from Saddam Hussain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeb Bush is laying groundwork for running for President.

      All lil' Kim needs to do is to set in motion a badly organized assignation attempt against Daddy Bush and then Jeb will start the "You tried to kill my daddy" war in four years, just like his brother did.

    2. Re:Has he learned nothing from Saddam Hussain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the loony dictator has very little option to change anything, if he tried to "normalize" NK he would quickly be removed by the military they all know that the only reason they have a high status and thus get food on the table is the near war state that justify the huge military

    3. Re:Has he learned nothing from Saddam Hussain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have thought that even the looniest dictator would think twice before threatening "weapons of mas destruction", "a mother of all battles", and so on.

      Learning from Saddam is exactly what he has done. Saddam made threats and oppressed his people but didn't have nukes so he got invaded and ended up dead. The NK leadership realized long ago that if they actually do have nukes, they won't have the same fate. So they put all their resources into acquiring them and can now make bullshit threats (which is what they are since the elite enjoy their luxurious lifestyle and aren't suicidal) without fearing foreign intervention.

    4. Re:Has he learned nothing from Saddam Hussain by Tom · · Score: 1

      He has . He's made sure that he actually has weapons of mass destruction.

      Would Bush have invaded Iraq if it could've resulted in a nuke going off above Jerusalem? I very much doubt it.

      --
      Assorted stuff I do sometimes: Lemuria.org
    5. Re:Has he learned nothing from Saddam Hussain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would have thought that even the looniest dictator would think twice before threatening "weapons of mas destruction", "a mother of all battles", and so on.

      Yes. The lesson is: Before you issue threats, make sure you actually possess those weapons first.

    6. Re:Has he learned nothing from Saddam Hussain by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Saddam threatened with a BB gun in his pocket. Kim, on the other hand, also has a suicide belt - and that thing is quite real and rigged to dish out some serious damage.

  29. Look what you did, Napoleon! by rmdingler · · Score: 1

    It's not always the lil guys...Khadafy was six ft tall before he was six ft under and the running joke in the rest of the World during the American's lengthy search for Bin Laden was, "How can they not find a two meter tall Arab in Pakistan?" There are many ways to develop a special needs complex, starting at birth... and continuing, for some damaged souls, right up till the day they miss that hug and take that AK to show and tell.

    --
    Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

    Ernest Hemingway

  30. combo breaker! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You wouldn't spank a babby with an axe.

    1. Re:combo breaker! by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      How is babby formed?

  31. elevator shoes by iSterculius · · Score: 0

    I think this is just more Short Man Complex playing out. Haven't North Koreans ever heard of elevator shoes?

    1. Re:elevator shoes by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding? The Glorious leader invented them. Elevator shoes are a key part of the idea of leche (wait, that's a fruit, whatever they call it).

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  32. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by PseudoCoder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seems the FUD on oil and the Iraq war has proven to be quite sticky. Fact is, there are many other oil-rich countries that would have been a hell of a lot easier and convenient to take over than Iraq. Seeing as how the accusation is that the U.S. fabricated a case, it would have been just as easy to fabricate a case against any of them. If I had to plan such a thing, Venezuela would be the first to come to mind, but it's not the only one I would consider.

    The war in Iraq was about one thing; Iran. Stabilizing the Middle East by reducing the amount of megalomaniacs by one. By calling Saddam's bluff (which was aimed more at Iran than the U.S.) the coalition slowed down a Middle-East arms race that was just getting started, but was going to speed up quickly once Iraq rebuilt its military capacity. One of the stated goals of the first Gulf War was to reduce their military capability for 10 years. Did the U.S. go about it the right time? Not optimal, but necessary, since it had been roughly 10 years since the first Gulf War. Did the U.S. go about it the right way? Definitely not. Rumsfeld screwed up the war strategy big time, starting with using half the troops that would have been needed for securing the borders. Nation-building and long-term occupation? No thanks; trying to quit.

    North Korea presents a decent enough military threat overall, only because they've starved their people in order to pay for their military capability and have thoroughly indoctrinated them into fighting to the death to stay enslaved, but their tension with Japan and South Korea still does not amount to megalomaniac A vs megalomaniac B.

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  33. Um, technically... by Millennium · · Score: 1

    If you really want to get technical about things, the Korean War never ended. There's a longstanding cease-fire in place (one which North Korea seems poised to abandon), but peace was never actually declared.

    Frankly, I think it's time to give China a little incentive to look the other way for a few months. No "buffer zone" could possibly be worth the trouble North Korea is bringing to their doorstep.

    1. Re:Um, technically... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      We should be asking China to attack. NK has no defenses to the north, it's all pointed south. China could walk into Seoul without too much trouble, if we let them in once they took NK. The trick is we should be promising NK as a "protectorate" of China, with a 99 year goal of uniting Korea, on China's schedule, and aid if milestones are reached to that unification, with greater payments for early unification. We should be exchanging NK to China in exchange for China releasing claim on Taiwan, or something like that. We don't care if NK belongs to China, we just want the nuclear nutjobs from doing something stupid. Now, maybe the south Koreans might object, but we can work something out with them better than we can NK. Hell, if we really wanted to get out there, I personally would consider a treaty with China against India in exchange for China invading and looking after NK. The "nice" thing about giving it to them is that they'll have fewer refugees. They can keep them in NK, rather than flowing over the border to China.

    2. Re:Um, technically... by Millennium · · Score: 1

      China won't attack. They'd have done so already if they ever really intended to. Instead, a toxic combination of Mohism, Communist solidarity, and simple loss of face pretty much binds them to act the way they currently do, whether or not they actually want to.

    3. Re:Um, technically... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I understand why they wouldn't spontaneously. But have we ever asked them? If not, there could be something that would help them decide to. They essentially have a smoldering war on most of their borders now, if you consider the Korean war to be at their border (India border disputes, Taiwan, and Korea). Getting rid of one of those with not just the blessing of, but actual public support by the USA would probably give them more stability and comfort than the loss of face of having the non-communist dictatorship be ousted. Now that Il is gone, they can blame it on Un, for being a non-believer who doesn't hold up the party ideals, but just made the motions because of who his dad was, and "real" communism should be brought to them by China. And the US should support that. Everyone wins.

  34. the wtc was taken out with box cutters by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    do not underestimate the motivation, determination and creativity of those who intend you harm

    false alarmism is a well understood concept here on slashdot

    unfortunately, false complacency, equally dangerous, is not

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    1. Re:the wtc was taken out with box cutters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      unfortunately, false complacency, equally dangerous, is not

      I prefer real complacency. It's much safer.

    2. Re:the wtc was taken out with box cutters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please. NK has been irrelevant on the world stage forever, and they're still not worthy of any major attention despite their posturing. It's one thing to have a nuke, entirely another to have a delivery system capable of getting to where it needs to go, as well as the production capacity to make enough to be a real threat. Flinging one dirty nuke won't be enough to do any significant damage to anybody except perhaps the smallest countries in the world.

      Any attack NK tried to make against the US would have a very predictable outcome. More likely, they'd try a covert sneak attack that they could deny all knowledge of in order to NOT end up like Afghanistan or Iraq.

      And let's not forget, China doesn't care about NK like it used to. If they get too uppity, it might well be China that decides to "accidentally" remedy the situation.

      There's nothing to be complacent about. It's called being realistic. I'd like to say NK isn't stupid enough to go beyond words, but either way it's of no major concern at this time.

    3. Re:the wtc was taken out with box cutters by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      it's nice to listen to armchair generals on the internet deliver talking points that fit their falsely complacent biases

      the truth is, you can't talk about what is stupid/ rational when you are talking about a regime that starves it's people while it builds nukes. rationality and intelligence are not part of the equation. you have to talk about what could happen due to an unstable irrational and bellicose cult of personality

      furthermore, i'm absolutely certain an attack by NK will mean instant punishments to NK, perhaps obliteration of the regime, by china and/ or the usa. so what? the damage is already done. the point is to prevent the attack in the first place

      the threat of the destruction of the regime in NK only works if you are dealing with a foe that is thinking rationally. a cornered animal will fight irrationally, and this is the current mentality in NK. there are plenty of end game scenarios where the regime in NK could just go "fuck it" and kill tens of thousands, simply out of spite. you say this doesn't fit the scenario? ok, mr. self-appointed expert, what does fit the scenario of a regime where it's people can't feed themselves but is hypermilitarized outside of all proportionality to any other country in the world and engages in constant war preparations and bellicose talk for decades?

      it's a huge problem, and a huge worry. we're not dealing with a rational foe, and their firm control of their situation is not guaranteed. there are plenty of scenarios, rogue generals, the collapse of the regime, 20 something hot head kid has to prove his worth as great leader, etc., that can play out with tens of thousands dead in SK, japan, or even the USA occuring. oh most certainly the NK regime ends right then and there. but the point is to avoid the tens of thousands of dead, not count on the automatic reprisal

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    4. Re:the wtc was taken out with box cutters by Cederic · · Score: 1

      It's one thing to have a nuke, entirely another to have a delivery system capable of getting to where it needs to go

      Yeah, they might have to attach it to a seventy year old propeller powered aircraft.

      Delivery is EASY. Especially if you only have one. The first one is the easiest to deliver.

      Any attack NK tried to make against the US would have a very predictable outcome.

      Yeah. The WTC wont be the 'ground zero' everyone remembers in New York.

      Do you really think this can't be done? Are you that naive? Are you so arrogant that you think only good ol' Americans can actually use nuclear weapons?

      North Korea may not survive the fallout, but don't be under any illusions about their ability to hit the US.

    5. Re:the wtc was taken out with box cutters by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      the truth is, you can't talk about what is stupid/ rational when you are talking about a regime that starves it's people while it builds nukes. rationality and intelligence are not part of the equation.

      Of course they are part of the equation! Their behavior is extremely rational. Just not moral. Their goals are not what you think they should be. It's not to work for the betterment of their people. It's to maintain their hold on power over their people. This doesn't make them irrational. It does mean that as long as you equate rationality and morality and therefore assume that they are irrational that you will never understand them. And because you will never understand them (deliberately!) you will never deal with them effectively.

      But failing before you even begin because of a conscious decision to replace reality with ideology is old hat for you, isn't it Mr. Iraq War Cheerleader? Is this you re-polishing your rhetoric in support of another war?

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    6. Re:the wtc was taken out with box cutters by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

      Their behavior is extremely rational.

      i stopped reading there. to look at the behavior of north korea and see rationality is to be someone not perceptive or intelligent enough to comment with any value on the issue

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    7. Re:the wtc was taken out with box cutters by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Of course you stopped reading. Just like you stopped looking at reality as soon as it stopped conforming to your pre-conceived ideology. And of course you call trumping reality with ideology "intelligence". Even though this viewpoint has been tried and found woefully lacking. But that was only in reality!

      I wish I was perceptive enough to see that reality is wrong when it contradicts what's in your head.

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    8. Re:the wtc was taken out with box cutters by emt377 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they might have to attach it to a seventy year old propeller powered aircraft.

      Delivery is EASY. Especially if you only have one. The first one is the easiest to deliver.

      It's not that easy. Any N.K. aircraft would be watched the entire way across the pacific and intercepted when it got close enough to the west coast. Even if it claims to be full of defectors it would be assumed to be hostile and directed to a remote airfield, without getting near anything urban. It would be directed to enter the airspace at a safe course; failure to comply would inevitably end up with it shot down well off the coast. It would be landed, those on board detained, and the aircraft searched. The damage they could do by setting off a fission device at any time would be very limited.

      The alternative is to smuggle it to Canada (not easy) or Mexico (perhaps easier) and fly it in from there. Still the chance of just flying in over the restricted airspace of a major city with the kind of aircraft needed to carry a primitive fission device is minuscule. It's not something you put in the back of a Cessna 172... Primitive nuclear weapons are huge, radioactive, and draw tons of attention.

    9. Re:the wtc was taken out with box cutters by Eugriped3z · · Score: 1

      Let it rain!! Think of it as karma. We need to start over, why wait?

      The U.S., like Israel, has become that which we claimed to revile. We allow corporate industrialists to become the architects of a society that values financial wealth and superficial consumption over the western ideals that we claimed to promote. We use the most advanced technology we can develop to kill our enemies at a distance. Our government tortures and imprisons people while hiding from our own courts and creating new artificial legal justifications that we sequester from public scrutiny.

      The Israelis can't see how Nazi-like their government has become in their treatment of the Palestinians any more than U.S. power elites will acknowledge how immoral, dictatorial and neo-feudal their policies have rendered the U.S. domestic life or our treatment of people outside the country through our foreign policies.

      The build out of the transportation infrastructure necessary to import and process Canadian tar sands, the extraction of which could never take place within U.S. national boundaries without rewriting our environmental law, should serve as a case study. The corporate cleptocracy can always find the means to profit, regardless of the best efforts of legitimate leadership to require industry to live up to the ideals promoted by responsible people seeking reasonable levels of safe healthy economic activity. Industry frames this issue in terms that can be used to justify their desires while denying the obvious contraindications and reasonable warnings about the health and environmental consequences.

      IF you want to talk about metaphorical box cutters or dangerous tools in the hand of unreasonable people, you should start by paying closer attention to those closest to you. And if you wanted to see ethically challenged people change, you should require that they live in direct contract with that which they are responsible for creating. Gas company execs should have the emissions and effluents from their plants pumped right through their living rooms, oil company and coal mining execs should drink the same water they pollute and bankers should have been required to invest their entire retirement savings in the same toxic assets they marketed to the world at large.

      Karma isn't optional but we could make it a whole lot more immediate.

    10. Re:the wtc was taken out with box cutters by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

      what a moron

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  35. Re:Blame your government by fuzzybunny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Oh, you mean 70 years ago, five years before North Korea started the Korean War?

    Please tell the Germans they'd better announce the right for pre-emptive strikes on France in case that pesky Napoleon comes over the border again.

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  36. No, no, NK! You're doing it wrong..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want the US to take you seriously you have say, "... exercise our right to a pre-emptive nuclear strike and dig up Marilyn Monroe".

  37. Re:Blame your government by Ender+Wiggin+77 · · Score: 1

    Would you have preferred someone else had them first?

  38. Haha by multi+io · · Score: 1

    North Korea threatened the United States on Thursday with a preemptive nuclear strike

    ...which would immediately be followed by the complete parkinglotization of North Korea. So they're not serious. I think.

  39. America responds... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    by having the UN writer a very stern letter! Or even better, broadcasting this over North Korea's TV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ

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  40. Re:Scary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One aggressive country with a huge military and a penchant for preemptive strikes is quite enough to make the world a scary place. And I'm not talking about NK...

    Isreal?

  41. Re:Blame your government by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Given the mindset of slashdot, odds are he would've preferred Stalin had them first.

  42. Dune is fictional by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would I go to a right-wing, pro-Fascist science fiction novel full of grand guignol guff for advice on military policy?

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    1. Re:Dune is fictional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dune starts off with a complex feudal/corporate/oligarchic triumvirate government. It retains this structure when under Paul Muad'dib, but Muad'dib is effectively a tyrant. It remains despotic (but always with the original forms intact) through the reign of the Alia as Regent and Leto, the God Empreror, before ultimately dissolving. It doesn't promote *any* of those forms of government except to tell the story.

      And with what the novels actually do say, especially about hero worship and the state, calling it pro-fascist is just spouting ignorance of the work.

    2. Re:Dune is fictional by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      How can a novel describing a feudal society even be "pro-fascist"?

  43. Re:Blame your government by geekoid · · Score: 1

    WHOOOOSH!!!!1

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  44. Somebody smart please answer this honest question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the CIA's dark history why can't it or the currently evil Chinese intelligence agencies do an assassination of the NK leadership? The US certainly has the most advanced technology at its disposal that is capable of identifying where he is and strike remotely. It looks to me like many important people outside of NK want him there. Refugees? Please. That problem can be tackled with relatively small amount of financial resources. It's not like that population is not already starving. Somebody please explain this to me.

  45. Been here, done this. by lexsird · · Score: 0

    Yawn, this was much more exciting and credibly frightening with it was the USSR, and it was vodka swilling Russians beating on the tables at the UN, who by the way, had the capabilities to sprinkle nukes all over every square inch of the country. Kissinger was right, it's these little fuckers who are the problem now.

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  46. Pongyang would be obliterated in 30 minutes by peter303 · · Score: 1

    If anything this serious happened. The child-leader is throughing a tantrum again.

  47. So long, it's been good to know you by mveloso · · Score: 1

    One thing for sure, Best Korea excels at publicity. At this point Mr. Kim's going to get the Saddam Hussein drone award delivered to his doorstep sometime soon.

  48. subject by Legion303 · · Score: 3, Informative

    NK threatened this about a decade ago when we were getting ready to invade Iraq for no plausible reason, but apparently no one gave a shit. No one's going to give a shit this time either since NK still doesn't have a credible delivery system. People will suddenly start giving a shit by the time they DO have one.

    1. Re:subject by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      They have jet airliners.

      Putting a bomb in a Tu-134 with a sacrificial pilot is an extreme, but credible delivery system.

      They probably can't hit California, but they probably can hit South Korea or Japan - either of which would somewhat obligate a US response.

    2. Re:subject by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      They could also just put it in one of their subs and sail it into a harbor.

  49. North Korea about to be disappeared in 3... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey North Korea, get exploded.

    But really, if they try anything, CHINA of all places would be the one to act.
    China aren't about to stand around while the next door neighbour starts war with other huge countries.
    North Korea will turn to dust and it would have all been for nothing.
    North Korea don't play Starcraft, so they have no clue about strategy at all. They need additional nukes.

    1. Re:North Korea about to be disappeared in 3... by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      They need additional nukes.

      They require more vespene gas.

  50. Reboot by Mike+Frett · · Score: 1

    If you read through all the Headlines about NK, it almost seems as if they want to be attacked; It's like they are screaming "Put us out of our misery!". It makes for good entertainment on the News, I mean that's what news is now in the US, just entertainment. Of course it could be just a cry for help, or maybe we will push them to the point where they actually do attack the DMZ and throw the world into some kind of World War with the Chinese siding with NK.

    I hate to sound like a Warmonger, but maybe the world does need a massive global war to kick us out of the fantasy world we've been living in for several decades. Show people that iPads and a new PS4 aren't important things in Life. One nice big reboot.

  51. Sounds like they're about to ask for something by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    They tend to do this when they are about to ask for more aid. I wonder what they want this time?

  52. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by celticryan · · Score: 1

    I agree with you on the fact if it was only about oil, there are better pickings. However, oil had to be part of the equation, even it was just a nice cherry on top.

    However, I am not sure about your notion that somehow taking Saddam out makes the US safer. Iran and Iraq are old enemies. It always seemed to me that keeping them pointed at each other was smart. However, claiming that there was an arms race that was just getting started seems odd. The arms race between those two nations has been a long standing "normal" in the Middle East. Do you have a reference for that? I would be interested in reading it.

    Your analysis of NK is spot in, IMO. Thanks for the well reasoned post.

  53. nothing to do with MAD by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    MAD is when two comparable nuclear powers are prepared to destroy each other. the few fission firecrackers, not missile deployable, of NK can not destroy even one major city of the USA. The U.S. arsenal of thousands of weapons can be delivered to any inhabitable part of the earth

  54. communism, schmommunism... by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do you think China's building all those ghost cities? Simple speculation run amok? pshaw!

    If the DPRK's leadership would let the peasants go, China could probably accommodate them in the spare guestroom while they invest in remodeling NK on a China model. Once they're all safely chained to their workbenches building eyephones and have enough to eat, Bob's your uncle.

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  55. Someone be honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this propaganda or did they really say that?

  56. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Nope. It was about restarting the Sunni v Sheit war. If we played it right, Iraq/Iran will be back on inside the decade.

    Also possibly giving the Kurds a homeland. Just to fuck with the rest of the Arabs, Turks and Persians. Give them someone but the Jews to hate.

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  57. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    look above. Everyone leaves the "he tried to kill my Daddy" element out of the equation when talking about Bush's decision making.

  58. The future of North Korea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I predict a glowing future for North Korea.

  59. But...but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought sending Dennis Rodman to N. Korea was going to solve all these problems?

    Maybe Michael Jordan can be a more effective diplomat than NBA owner?

    1. Re:But...but.. by PPH · · Score: 1

      Rodman might be their justification. What with him showing up with an unapproved hair style.

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  60. quit using term MAD by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    MAD is of no relevance when one side has no means to destroy the other, or not even destroy a major city of the other. You're using a term of strategic warfare that doesn't apply since one side has no strategic weapons

  61. New UN Sanctions Were Unanimously Approved by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Informative
    Six minutes ago it was announced the new sanctions are approved. To those of you still following or interested in this, Reuters even updated one of the links in my original comment that you can now find here to read:

    UNITED NATIONS (AP) — The U.N. Security Council has voted unanimously for tough new sanctions to punish North Korea for its latest nuclear test, a move that sparked a furious Pyongyang to threaten a nuclear strike against the United States.

    The vote Thursday by the U.N.'s most powerful body on a resolution drafted by North Korea's closest ally, China, and the United States sends a powerful message to North Korea that the international community condemns its ballistic missile and nuclear tests — and its repeated violation of Security Council resolutions.

    The new sanctions are aimed at making it more difficult for North Korea to finance and obtain material for its weapons programs.

    I apologize for making it sound like the United States was the sole proposer of the new resolution -- I actually got that vibe from the DPRK press releases. I didn't know until I read this that China (at least is reported to have) co-authored them with the US.

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    1. Re:New UN Sanctions Were Unanimously Approved by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2

      The thing that is even more remarkable is that not only did China co-sponsor the sanctions, but they've gotten to that point very rapidly after a long history of abstaining from these kinds of votes.

      China could veto any Security Council resolution they want with zero reprecussions. They can choose not to vote, letting the other members decide. They could vote yes on something another country puts on the docket.

      Or they could put it on the docket themselves, which they did. China has had enough of the Kim family's bullshit, and this is their way of signalling that in a very public fashion.

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  62. Time to test China on this I say... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd ask that they "put a muzzle" on their neighbor, or else. It's that simple. It's that, or "nuclear teardrops" would fall on said neighbor, only harming China itself (which is NOT the goal, but when words like that are uttered, it's the ONLY sound logical alternative to turning North Korea into a fused bowl of green glass)...

    * Were I our diplomats/politicians, I'd ask 1 simple question of China:

    "Were I to make such a threat to you, you would take it seriously, right? Well, your neighbors just have to myself, & we don't want trouble with you, but if your neighbor keeps it up, I just HAVE to take care of it, since nobody else will... that will draw you into this, and I am SURE you don't want that, & neither do we, but we don't HAVE ANY OUTS here, other than asking YOU help handle it!"

    The Chinese, while crafty, aren't insane... & it takes an INSANE MIND to resort to nukes - everyone, AND I MEAN EVERYONE, "takes a beating" on those (they're like the smell of shit in a room, it goes EVERYWHERE, in radiation poisonings via the wind, & water...).

    Let's face it - China IS the "top dog" on her end of the planet... she should take responsibility for it, especially with nutcases as THEIR fellow Asian neighboring nations, in trying to start something there really is no CLEAN finish to... never really is, for anyone, in fights of ANY kind.

    I've listened to China's diplomats on the tube before. They are NOT STUPID (far, Far, FAR from it - massively intelligent was the impression I got in fact)!

    Fact is - I am certain they realize that MOST WARS are started by some little nation, that draws their "big brothers" into it, like it or not. Sometimes though, as that "big brother" you have to SILENCE your little brother who started shit up that will end badly for EVERYONE...

    I am personally CERTAIN the Chinese are saying "Man, we have a maniac for a neighbor... time to do SOMETHING about it, before they draw us into something we'd have NO CHOICE on ourselves!"

    I know I would, before things get way, Way, WAY outta control... you'd have to, if you had ANY sense of civic responsibility & nobody else is willing to help (just for the sake of co-existence).

    APK

    P.S.=> I can't BELIEVE the Koreans are that stupid! I mean, hey - They're fools for making such threats (if indeed, they were STUPID enough to utter them) - on a personal level, it'd be like threatening the MOST dangerous man alive with a knife... just dead-up DUMB (mainly since he would most likely eat you alive in a street-fight, blade on your side, or not - especially when he has guns, outgunning the HELL out of you! Just "bad business"...).

    To myself?

    Well... Nations remind me of guys in a tavern - there's always a "top dog" & some "little dog" that "gets his gander up" *thinking* he can challenge for top-spot! It makes sense - sociology is the "psychology of societies" & societies are compositions of the parts making the whole via the sum of its parts (individuals)... & there are amazing parallels here, that only make sense when you think about them. Thus, you deal with these problems the SAME WAY you would on an individual level, as noted above, via the barroom analogy I just made.

    That is, until "little dog" challenger finds teeth busted out from the trying of it... AND, dragged his brother into it, without any consideration of the PAIN it would cause him also! It's utterly inconsiderate, to bring sorrow onto others is why I state this, above ALL else. Want trouble? She's easy to find, just like a hooker on a corner... but, handle it, yourself!

    That's when HIS (little dog's) pals SHOULD say "Look, shithead - you're going to get ME trapped in the mix of this blender of lunacy WITH YOU - don't, or I will shut you down, first! Now, want to 'play smart' with me on this? You'll find out JUST how not smart, you are, fast"...

    ... apk

    1. Re:Time to test China on this I say... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the wall of text almost sells it. but not one mention of how this can be solved by properly maintaining the purity of your HOSTS file. not really APK.

  63. Honestly who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How many children do you know bear a racial hatred for Western culture that is bred and drilled into them, or are armed with nuclear warheads?"

    I find I cannot care even the slightest amount

    "It's exactly that arrogance that they are standing up against"

    Again, its hard to get worked up about it. If they were to do something to seriously threaten the country (like attacking the US homeland), we'll simply kill all of them and render their land unfit for human life for generations.

  64. Hokay! by Chewbacon · · Score: 1

    Ruling out the ice caps maelting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up. Hokay!

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  65. with US or agaist. by Frontier+Owner · · Score: 1

    Quite honestly, it doesn't matter. but lets take a look at history. The cold war was a fine example. You sided with the US or you sided with the USSR. You wanna side with US, you prosper, you side with the USSR, you crumble. One side you got all you want, the other side you get toilet paper on every third wednesday. China sided with the USSR until they crumbled, now they are seeing prosperity. Even Russia is friendly to the US and improving economically. As far as North Korea, sure, they could probably unleash some destruction. They launch something, its tracked once it leaves the ground. Its a long flight from there to the west coast and even further to the east. about the best they can hope for is to hit something local, but that wouldn't be a strike against our capital now would it?

  66. Suicidal by Githaron · · Score: 1

    Only a suicidal country would openly use nuclear weapons against a United States controlled land. They would have to be sneaky and frame someone else.

  67. Just a reminder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the turn of the century, the USA invaded Iran on the mere *allegation* that they had nuclear weapons.

    Just sayin'.

    1. Re:Just a reminder... by PPH · · Score: 1

      Iraq.

      Alleged to have WMD, not nukes. Might have been trying to by the raw materials for nukes. But none yet.

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  68. "credible delivery system" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have delivery vehicles: http://www.odin.tc/news/read.asp?articleID=1323

    You kids don't remember the 1950s, when accuracy didn't matter and 'clean bomb' wasn't a criterion.
    Sink it in the harbor and set it off -- maximum contamination -- would be typical new-guys-with-bomb thinking.
    Read Philip Wylie, he understood.

  69. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

    The war in Iraq was about one thing; Iran. Stabilizing the Middle East by reducing the amount of megalomaniacs by one. By calling Saddam's bluff (which was aimed more at Iran than the U.S.) the coalition slowed down a Middle-East arms race that was just getting started, but was going to speed up quickly once Iraq rebuilt its military capacity.

    Assuming that were the case, it would have been nice if the the administration used that reasoning to justify the war instead of the lies they did.

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  70. All options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems North Korea is keeping "all options on the table" then.

  71. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by PseudoCoder · · Score: 1

    You're probably right; oil was probably a cherry on top.

    Also right on Iran and Iraq being old enemies, and yes, I'd much prefer to keep them aimed at each other, that is until the whole ME explodes on account of those two. That's why I would see the U.S. weighing the long-term benefits of removing one wildcard from the equation.

    The arms race "starting" is more in the context of Iraq reconstituting itself militarily after the first Gulf War, which was followed by a relative lull in their military spending, not in the absolute timescale. More of a natural extension of their long-term opposition, progressing past Iraq's use of chemical warfare of the Iran-Iraq war. That's why Saddam was stalling inspectors and making it seem like they had more to hide. This same arms race is what many people are fearing now between Iran and Egypt and Saudi Arabia and Turkey.

    http://books.google.com/books?id=qFCkQRQApSwC&pg=PA41#v=onepage&q&f=false

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  72. Hey NK, if you do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...please try to fire upon the areas with the densest population of politicians and/or lawyers.

  73. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by PseudoCoder · · Score: 1

    I disagree with your theory, but there's something about it I like.

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    "Now, I doubt any of you would prefer a rolled up newspaper as a weapon against a dictator or a criminal intruder."
  74. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the reason was not oil, then I expect the allied soldiers who have been sent to Iraq to be told "keep digging, we haven't found those weapons of mass destruction yet, and you're not going home until we do".

    Well, either that or Bush being sent to the chair for starting a war on a lie.

  75. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by PseudoCoder · · Score: 1

    I agree to a degree. I always facepalmed every time I saw the clumsy way in which the case was presented to the people. But in the context of calling a bluff I would think it's necessary to pretend to accept the opponent's premise.

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    "Now, I doubt any of you would prefer a rolled up newspaper as a weapon against a dictator or a criminal intruder."
  76. Last act of a desperate nation by Grayhand · · Score: 2

    I'm almost not joking when I say we could be staring at a "Mouse That Roared" real world scenario. They are dead broke and can't feed their people. Their infrastructure is collapsing as are many of their newer buildings that were cheaply constructed. There is no chance of them financially turning the country around within a generation and they are facing a complete collapse within a generation or less no matter what. They could be staring at the 60 billion we just blew rebuidling Iraq and we have only started there. It may be worth loosing a few hundred thousand lives for a 60+ billion dollar payday. If they loose a city or two we'll rebuild them and since around 20 billion went missing in Iraq between the war and the rebuild there will be lots of money to steal. Say they launch a nuke that blows up half way across the Pacific and we retaliate wiping out a city. They surrender conditionally, their leaders get some protections essentially, and they plead dire hardship due to the "war". We start shipping in food and building materials and Little Kim Jr retires to EuroDisney with a few billion in his pocket and is forced to live in exile. The remaining leaders line their pockets and we update all their factories and bring the rest of the country into the 20th century. Guarantees of not bringing Little Kim Jr to trial is the iffy potential deal breaker but the rest of the scenario sounds a lot like what happened in Iraq although Iraq was already a wealthy country. Kim could just hop the border to China who would likely set him up in a palace with what money he could steal and he could cut a deal with the remaining crooks to send him a cut of what they steal in exchange for arranging exits to China if the need arose.

    1. Re:Last act of a desperate nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice scenario but totally improbable. If and when NK explodes, it will explode going across to SK. And not even the 50 000 american marines stationed in the DMZ would be able to withstand a several milion strong army coming down on your position. Let alone that NK can shell with impunity Seoul. Why would they even want to launch a missile at the US ? Makes no sense at all. Better to launch those missiles at SK.
      And 2 things will happen, the US will get all mighty and righteous and "invade" NK with or without the UN. And then China not wanting US troops on its border will help NK drive the invaders to the south. And maybe this time they will not stop until the whole peninsula is unified under NK. In this way they kick the US out of Asia, and China is free to do what it wants in the South China Sea.
      China has a lot to gain if NK goes ballistic (metaphorically speaking).

    2. Re:Last act of a desperate nation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See, now there you go, thinking like a rational individual.

      The psychopaths in charge are, by definition, incapable of even recognizing, let alone believing, that their country is on the verge of collapse. Ego, ego.

      Like any pathogen, they'll just keep doing what they're doing until the body dies, taking them along with it.

      All with an uproar of (gun to the head) 'popular' fanfare.

  77. We need another 9/11 moment by ub3r+n3u7r4l1st · · Score: 0

    We will need to wait until they USE one. Preferably a successful attack.

    This administration will certainly try to engineer one to boost their popularity and approval ratings. It is one step closer to strongman Obama's coronation.

  78. You're off-topic, troll... apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hosts have nothing to do with this. Try be on topic here. It's serious in this topic as well, or don't you fear being roasted alive OR being slowly poisoned to death (as well as those you love, IF any exist, which I strongly doubt with online slime trolls such as yourself in fact)...

    * :)

    APK

    P.S.=> I honestly don't understand *WHY* you keep this insanity up, considering you've been TOLD to stop it, and get professional psychiatric help from your /. peers here 3x yesterday alone (where you listed doing it literally 76 times before) also in your insane mutterings:

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    http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3522191&cid=43096733

    http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3521669&cid=43094855

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    Now, "the infamous they" say this oft-quoted saying:

    "1 definition of insanity is repeating the same mistakes over and over expecting different results"

    You clearly exemplify it. I must have really, Really, REALLY "injured your 'geek pride'" shutting you down on custom hosts files benefits to end users in added speed, security, & reliability (as well as anonymity to an extent also) online.

    Especially since you're unable to disprove points I put up about hosts files listed here -> http://www.start64.com/index.php?option=com_content&id=5851:apk-hosts-file-engine-64bit-version&Itemid=74

    Fact is - I *might* actually even WELCOME a VALID attempt @ disproving the points in favor of custom hosts file usage listed there (16 points) - won't happen, many have tried over time (on this site & a few others, only to FAIL dismally each & every single time they did, which I felt was utterly hilarious, + exposed their "motivations" as well in the same stroke - bonus).

    However, as usual? Your continued "FAILS"'d only make me stronger for it, as usual... lol!

    (However - it's obvious you've tried & failed @ it, hence your reprehensible b.s. spawned from your "wounded" pride & the resultant "geek angst" you feel @ your failure to do so meeting my challenge above!)

    Especially with your nigh constant stalking ac posts of myself after my posts (or not), but... if you wish to look the fool, fine. That's purely up to you!

    ... apk

  79. duck and cover? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    time for me to practice the Duck and Cover routine. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duck_and_cover

    yes, I'm showing my age. lol

  80. Kim Jong Un.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    must be ronery.... so ronery.

  81. yachts, racing cars, luxury automobiles & jewe by 0xG · · Score: 1

    The resolution specifies some luxury items North Korea's elite is not allowed to import, such as yachts, racing cars, luxury automobiles and certain types of jewelry. This is intended to close a loophole that had allowed countries to decide for themselves what constitutes a luxury good. "These sanctions will bite and bite hard," said Rice.

    Ah! Humor! -Mork

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  82. Scandinavia by WilyCoder · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Scandinavian country should invade and conquer North Korea. Then we can call it Norse Korea.

    1. Re:Scandinavia by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Or Nokia for short.

    2. Re:Scandinavia by jadv · · Score: 0

      If Barry Manilow conquered it, it would become Nose Korea.

  83. Re:Somebody smart please answer this honest questi by PPH · · Score: 1

    Because we can't get any operatives inside the DPRK. The people that are starving don't get anywhere close to the leaders. The people that protect the leaders are well fed and cared for.

    Besides, there is the patriotism factor. We (USA) re-elected Geo. Bush even though most people thought he was an idiot. But he was our idiot. And during a time of war, its better to close ranks and stand behind the fearless leader. That's why crappy leaders like war (here and in NK).

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  84. Wag the dog. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And it wouldn't be the first time in the past 15 years. (Or the second or even the third.)

  85. Book first by coyote_oww · · Score: 1

    didn't see the movie, but in the book, they won.

  86. Technically the Korean War *DID* end by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    If you really want to get technical about things, the Korean War never ended.

    If I wanted to get technical about things, I would suggest that technical people take back the word "technical" from the lawyers. Then we could tell things like they really are: that the war ended decades ago when people (mostly) stopped shooting at each other (and no, an isolated axe murder doesn't count), regardless of whatever some lawyer says after looking for signatures on a page.

    Saying we've remained at war with NK is pretty much the same as saying we weren't at war with Iraq. Papers, signatures and legislative resolutions -- or their lack thereof -- don't serve as strong evidence of war; bullets, bombs, and their associated death tolls do.

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    1. Re:Technically the Korean War *DID* end by Millennium · · Score: 1

      The word "technically" is right where it belongs, for good or for ill. Both, really, when you consider some of the things that the fact of the US' technical state of war has been used for.

      I think the phrase you're thinking of is de facto.

  87. It's not Kim Jong Un by k2r · · Score: 1

    I think at this has nothing to do with Kim Jong Un but with a mad military machine running on autopilot.
    The wheels within the machine have no chance to survive but by producing even more hawkish and outlandish threats.
    There's no way out because there is nobody to talk to. Kim Jong Un is just stuck as the Master-Puppet, however there is nobody behind the curtain but a headless chicken.

    I guess that even the Chinese do not have much of an influence because if they build up pressure DRKs only possible reactions are more outlandish.

    1. Re:It's not Kim Jong Un by k2r · · Score: 1

      Someone ate me a "P".

  88. Fear the Phone by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    Are the UN planning to make a *gasp* sternly worded phone-call?

    Yes, via Skype so that North Korea has to use a proprietary phone application to receive the call. Since they can't security-audit the source, the NSA will end up pnwing the country's central computer. Hand the computer off to the CIA, who will then modify the payroll software to issue each soldier a voucher for an extra pound of rice every week, and the government will go bankrupt. The unpaid soldiers riot, overthrow the government, and checkmate.

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    "Believe me!" -- Donald Trump
  89. canada rules! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i say we put all the north koreans in the states, in the spot they are going to nuke....start thier own internal family war...if life was only as simple as an eye for an eye,do onto others as u wish them to u....there would b a kurfluffle...but then there would be PEACE! ......from canada\grandson of one of the 200,000 canadians that won the world in the first place......

  90. Suicide by cop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he's insane, maybe that's what's going on. Suicide by cop on a global scale.

  91. I could definitely see it happening or attempted by Cito · · Score: 2

    I've seen many documentaries on North Korea, especially the Vice guide docs which are awesome.

    But the entire country of North Korea lives like a Cult. Kim Jung- is just like a "Jim Jones" of Jonestown, he pretends he's some supernatural spiritual leader/god/messenger

    the people worship their "dear leader" and even make homage and pilgrimages to the "supposed" birthplaces of Kim Il-sung / Kim Jong-il / Kim Jong-un. Each father passed down this "how the cult works" to the son, and the culture is so brainwashed in this cult they agree and believe everything.

    There are rare interviews with some people who believe the leader has super powers, and that they actually believe that they aren't in a famine, they may not having nothing to eat by mouth, but they swear with teary eyes that their leader provides sustenance through the air and sun to sustain the people until food arrives.

    I mean these people are batshit insane, the entire country is batshit insane all part of this cult. It's a hardcore religious cult "100 times" more fervent and hardcore than Jonestown ever would be.

    Eventually this "dear leader" will realize with all the sanctions his country will die off and people will die of starvation and he may likely be assassinated under growing paranoia. So what happened when Jim Jones paranoia reached epic levels? well out came the Flavor-Aid and Cyanide.

    I really believe the same thing will happen with North Korea, except it won't be Flavor-Aid and Cyanide...

    it will be suicide by nuke, the leader's missile may not reach America but he can reach Japan or China or possibly the American coast if lucky. And he will launch his nukes and the entire countries people are ready to die already.

    watch interviews they have a prophecy of nuclear war already, that a blinding flash will carry them into heaven with their dead leader to watch over them for eternity. Almost taking the story of Christ and applying it to the countries leader.

    So the people want to be vaporized they are so brainwashed that it's part of their religion. So as a final suicidal act, I could very well see North Korea launching some weak nuke over to some country then getting rained on by hundreds of tactical nukes laying waste to everything left of North Korea which in the people's eyes fulfills their prophecy which in their minds North Korea will win all wars!

    thats how their religion and cult of personality is setup, so that even if they lose, in the country's dogma they ultimately win cause if wiped out they spend eternity with their leader.

    it's a really fucked up place and cult.

    if you have never seen it watch this documentary, it was mind blowing how the entire country is brainwashed and the entire country is a cult that works just like Jonestown

    Part 1 of 3 - http://youtu.be/24R8JObNNQ4

    Part 2 of 3 - http://youtu.be/xw46Ll-Zy4s

    Part 3 of 3 - http://youtu.be/3HJj85K_7MQ

    Crazy documentary, and I never thought an entire country could be in on the cult so hardcore.

  92. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fact is, there are many other oil-rich countries that would have been a hell of a lot easier and convenient to take over than Iraq. Seeing as how the accusation is that the U.S. fabricated a case, it would have been just as easy to fabricate a case against any of them. If I had to plan such a thing, Venezuela would be the first to come to mind, but it's not the only one I would consider.

    The USA didn't invade Iraq to take its oil; it invaded because they refused to pay tribute for that oil. Soon after the invasion, Iraq dropped the EURcrude exchange and returned to USDcrude exchange. Right now there's only one country that dares to try the same thing - Iran, and the USA is on the brink of war with them already. For all its rhetoric, Venezuela is still exchanging oil for USD and thus paying tribute to the USA.

  93. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Our nominal allies (Saudi, Kuwait, Turkey, Egypt, UAE etc) wouldn't support us if we said what were really after.

    I know you disagree with my assessment upthread. One thing is for sure. We can't say our real motivations on CNN.

    I think we're just pushing the 'Arab world' to do what it has always done. Fight their neighbors. Simultaneously we present their children with an attractive fantasy in the form of MTV middle east and infect their women with feminism. They're fucked in 50 years, tops.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  94. I'd probably support a US invasion of NK by DSS11Q13 · · Score: 1

    If we could come to an agreement for China to stay out of it, it seems like NK is a bigger threat than Iraq ever was, and, unlike Iraq, there are obviously pervasive human rights violations going on there with the prison camps.

  95. Mouse That Roared? by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Mouse That Roared
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053084/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

    An ok little movie, somewhat relevant.

  96. Troops in Korea by coyote_oww · · Score: 3, Informative

    US: ~28,500
    SK: ~639,000 active duty
                    ~2,900,000 reserves
                    ~300,000 paramilitary (possibly partially overlapping with reserves)
    NK: ~1,106,000 active duty
                    ~8,200,000 reserves

    So, the US has 1/30 of SK, roughly, and 1/60 of NK, not counting reserves.

    The US presence is more a physical manifestation of a guarentee that the US will assist SK in event of war than a serious threat. Its along the lines of the US presence in Europe during the Cold War - not nearly enough to stop a Soviet assult, just there to reassure the people there that the United States was serious about assisting with European defense. The real plan, in both cases, is that the troops in place will delay the advance of invading forces till reinforcements can arrive.

    Data summarized from multiple Wikipedia articles.

    1. Re:Troops in Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ~8,200,000 reserves? Does anyone believe this BS? That's basically every male in North Korea, including babies and old folks. Talk about a deluded government.

      Moreover, the average North Korean is underarmed, undertrained, undereducated, underpaid, and undernourished. That 1,106,000 active duty figure might as well be a tenth of that.

  97. Preemptive Nuclear Strike is US policy too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, will the zionist owners of Slashdot make clear to their readers that preemptive nuclear strikes are the official policy of the US government and NATO?

    Apparently the zionist owners of Slashdot want us to think anything THEIR enemies do is always 'bad', even when the exact same things are done by those the zionists support.

    North Korea faces the genocidal might of psychopathic war-criminal Obama. If I were in their position, I'd stock up on every destructive weapon system too. Without the presence of the US war machine in South Korea, South Korea would have long ago reconciled with the North. Remember how you Yanks were told for more than three decades that East and West Germany were deadly enemies, and that uniformed Yankee goons were required to 'save' the good people in the 'democratic' West? When the super-powers butted out, East and West IMMEDIATELY reconciled.

    Present day NK is thus a wholly US creation. To understand why the US needs NK, one must look toward the wider geo-political situation, especially with regards to China and Japan. Japan is the traditional dominant force, but its time as the regional bully is over. If the West leaves the region alone, Japan will make one last hopeless attempt to take over, and will be utterly destroyed. However, the USA has insisted Japan arm itself with masses of nuclear weapons (why do you think a place so vulnerable to earthquakes and tsunami is covered with nuclear facilities?). The fact that Japan is 'nuclear' gives the Yanks an excuse to stay in the region (and this was the plan).

    A united Korea is an impossibly dangerous economic and political opponent of Japan. Japan cannot allow unification. So Japan tells the USA that NK must continue to exist, and the US responds "fine, and this means we must continue to occupy Japan". All just a giant game. Meanwhile, China grows at a frightening rate, and becomes the de facto boss of the region. China will very soon have the clout to tell the Yanks to get the hell out, and will resolve issues of animosity with and between other nations in the region using its 'superpower' status. China will tell the Japanese that bending the knee to another local nation is far less humiliating than bending the knee to a 'foreign devil'.

    China is not going to earn a peaceful dominance, however. American military planning is for a rolling series of wars, that go nuclear in Iran, in preparation for a global conflict that will be justification for full scale war with China. Currently, American war chiefs are told by their military bosses that Russia will be on the side of the Yanks. This is the lie spun by Putin's most important ally, Blair, in order to give the US confidence to plan war against China. Our planet is truly in the hands of monsters, empowered by legions of brain-washed idiots that spend all their time thinking about reality TV, or the spread of their 'religion'.

  98. Red Dawn? by kwiqsilver · · Score: 1

    Now maybe it's because I recently watched the absolutely horrible Red Dawn remake, but maybe we should all stay away from Spokane.

  99. Not really by coder111 · · Score: 1

    I have read an article where there was an in-depth analysis of the situation. I cannot find it at the moment, but really, it's not really as bad as we think.

    First of all, only part of NK artillery is high range and can really reach Seoul. And even then most of it can only reach northern suburbs which don't have that high population density.

    On top of that, it cannot be all concentrated on Seoul, they have to think about defending their border. So it will be spread out and less guns would be firing on Seoul.

    Third, they cannot sustain high rate of fire for long. First is logistical problem of supplying ammo to artillery batteries, especially when facing enemy with aerial superiority. Add countebattery fire and bombing of batteries themselves. Add simple mechanical failures and attrition- the artillery wouldn't last long.

    Fourth, artillery isn't THAT deadly. On top of that, after the first salvo most people will be in cover or in bomb shelters (apparently there are plenty of those in Seoul), and people will evacuate ASAP as well. So continued fire will have less effect.

    In summary if I remember correctly the article estimated the number of casualties at around 1k-40k (best-worst case scenarios). Even that would be horrible, but Seoul wouldn't be consumed ir a sea of fire or flattened.

    --Coder

    1. Re:Not really by emt377 · · Score: 1

      A more important reason is tactical: the civilians aren't attacking, and shelling them isn't going to help win the war against those who are actively trying to kill you. Talk is cheap, but in war any sane commander will target the latter. Of course there are many examples of insane commanders, and it's not entirely impossible N.K. would fall into that category. But it's a whole lot more likely they're only actively nurturing an image of crazy, and will act rationally should the war resume.

  100. They aren't crazy by rabtech · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The North Korean regime is based on several odd pillars.

    One is that the Korean people are racially superior to others; their naturally superior, child-like nature is why they've been repeatedly conquered in the past. Kim is their mother-protector who gently guides them while sheltering them from the evil, corrupt world outside. They are encouraged from a young age not to think about things, merely to embrace their instincts and emotional reactions; as the naturally most superior race, their instincts are pure and right and thinking too much can lead them astray.

    A corellary to that is Americans are inferior half-breeds who can't help but be aggressive war-mongers and Korean baby-killers. Not even American women and children can be spared or trusted because their nature precludes it. Korean mothers are told if they leave their kids alone with American children, the American children will attack or kill theirs because of their nature. That isn't treated as a weakness by the way... Merely a result of the natural state of Korean innocence. In fact the Chinese, Europeans, Africans, et al are all inferior races, naturally untrustworthy, and beneath contempt.

    Second is that the NK population is well aware they have a reduced standard of living, but it is a sacrifice they must all make to ensure they aren't conquered by a foreign power again... Necessary to preserve the superior race of the Korean people. It's the military first policy. The information firewall has been down for some time - that's why they came up with the military first policy as a way to explain the discrepancy. Think Germany in January 1945. They've obviously lost the war, yet they fight on... Some even fanatically so. Why? Why bother showing up to build tanks? Why volunteer for suicide missions? To protect the homeland (and what else can you do anyway?)

    So without an ever-present enemy threatening to massacre the Korean people in a genocidal rage, an enemy that can't be reasoned or negotiated with, the reason for the NK's existence is removed.

    Remember: they have been repeatedly promising that when the US is vanquished from the penninsula, the one true master race will finally be united.

    When you understand these things, NK's actions make plenty of sense.

    --
    Natural != (nontoxic || beneficial)
    1. Re:They aren't crazy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful? Probably.

      An explanation of their behavior? Possibly.

      A rational move? Most assuredly not.

      Nobody is affected and nothing is effected by this threat. If it a statement of true intention, it is purely suicidal. The following "war" will NOT go anything at all like the last one did. The only Rules of Engagement will be complete destruction of anything that could possibly be used in a military fashion or to create anything that is military... regardless of any civilian casualties. This will not be a soldiering war, it will be a technology war (airplanes, bombs, satellites, etc) and North Korea will just utterly fail.

      There is nothing rational about their statement.

  101. Iraq was about profits by coder111 · · Score: 1

    Um, Iraq was about profit of selected American corporations. Some of them profited from oil, some of them from "rebuilding" Iraq, some of them from military contracts, some from manufacturing arms and equipment. It was a huge money laundering operation on scale of trillions designed to enrich selected people & corporations at the expense of US and Iraqui people. Nothing more and nothing less.

    The political situation did NOT warrant intervention, the outcome of the war is NOT worth all the cost and it was obvious to anyone with half a brain that nothing good would come out of this from the start. There were no WMDs, there were no connections with Al-quaida. All the intelligence that was used to justify the war was fabricated, and that was completely obvious and is now proven beyond doubt.

    --Coder

  102. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by cusco · · Score: 1

    Venezuela? Really, really, really bad idea. If you thought fighting in Vietnam was bad an invasion of Venezuela would have been an order of magnitude worse. A hostile government overwhelmingly supported by the populace, well-organized and armed militias spread throughout the country, not only jungles and swamps but also mountains to deal with, and no preexisting bases to assemble and organize operations from. Not everyone in the Pentagon are raving lunatics, there's no way an invasion of Venezuela would ever have gotten past the Joint Chiefs.

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    "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
  103. You know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If hard drive prices were not bad enough, a nuke strike on SK or Japan would give WD\Seagate an excuse to up them even more..

  104. Death to America! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nations with more military power than North Korea: US, China, Russia, Europe, just about fucking everyone.

    Nations that respond to terrorism by stabilizing the region, building infrastructure, and bringing the conquered nation into the 21st century: US, nobody else.

    The course is clear. North Korea's best economic policy is to wage war against the US.

  105. What does Metalstorm have to do with that? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    If you're trying to 'paint' an area with anti-personnel weapons, why use metalstorm? Just use a conventional cluster bomb. What added benefit would metalstorm give in that case?

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  106. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    iraq stopped trading their oil in dollars.

  107. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The war in Iraq was about Saddam threatening Bush' dad.

  108. democratisation by dotar · · Score: 1

    Can you guys please democratise that place soon? Wankers with nukes make me nervous.

  109. Depends on the target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they have a missile that can reach Las Vegas? I'd probably get some fallout here but it might be worth it.

  110. Super Supreme... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget how young their "supreme ruler" is. From his statements and actions (actually performing tests), sounds like he is trying to assert his dominance in the eyes of his underlings. China's actions seem like they're growing weary of the spoiled child leading the DPRK. Personally, I foresee the sanctions against North Korea eventually coming to a head with his own people. If you look at Chinese history, each time there was a famine, there was a change in government. Similarly, when North Korea's army can't be supported any longer, there will almost undoubtedly be some changes.

    1. Re:Super Supreme... by quantaman · · Score: 1

      The youth of Kim Jong-un is a good point, for all the talk of North Korea being some monolithic blob it's going to have its own internal politics. There's a lot of high ranking military and political people who are very happy with the current system, and tomorrow if Kim Jong-un announced he was going to hold free elections he might have an unexpected heart attack. He might be a reform minded leader who knows he's on very thin ice and wants to reassure the current power structure, or he might be a despot with some western tastes, there's really no easy way to tell but escalating back is probably a bad idea.

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  111. If this doesn't work... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can always threaten to hold their breath until they turn blue. Or maybe they'll threaten to run away from home?

  112. Weirdos? by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    I wonder what kind of weirdos would step into the vacuum left by a KJ-U defeat, though.

    Why allow a weirdo to step in? When Hirohito was defeated, Douglas MacArthur stepped into the vacuum, and did a first-rate job.

    I would also note that the U.S. wrote Japan's post-war constitution. This has worked out extremely well for everyone. The Japanese respect their constitution, and don't seem to mind that it was written by occupiers. We didn't go with that tried-and-true approach in Iraq; their new constitution was wholly written by Iraqis. And the results are not so great (a marginal, fragile democracy).

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  113. OK with me by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    China would love the excuse to outright take NK.

    I would love it if they did take NK. Instead of having to worry about a relatively stable nuclear power plus a wildly unstable nuclear power, we'd only have to worry about one relatively stable nuclear power. Conditions would improve quite a bit for NK's citizens, too. (Of course, conditions for NK's citizens would improve even more if NK peacefully reunified with SK.)

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    1. Re:OK with me by Hillgiant · · Score: 1

      Lets be honest. Global thermonuclear war would improve the conditions for NK's citizens. I mean, quality of life in the NK is an alarmingly low bar.

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  114. Re:Blame your government by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Oh, you mean 70 years ago, five years before North Korea started the Korean War?

    Oh, sidestepping the fact that the U.S. rides quite the high horse when it comes to nuclear armaments? Threatening WWIII if the Soviet Union stationed missile sin Cuba, nevermind that it was in response to the U.S. putting missiles in Turkey? Threatens to bomb belligerent countries if they might get a nuclear weapon, while ignoring the fact that the second most belligerent country on the planet, Israel, has a couple hundred nukes? Violating international law in threatening Iran from developing a nuke - in the weapons program both we and Israel admit they don't actually have - to protect the Non-Proliferation Treaty, nevermind that the U.S. isn't living up to the disarmament provisions of the NPT?

  115. This is serious by Animats · · Score: 1

    This is the first time in decades that any country with nuclear weapons has seriously threatened to start a nuclear war. Iraq never had nuclear weapons. Iran probably doesn't. North Korea has demonstrated both nuclear weapons and an ICBM. Maybe they can't cross the Pacific Ocean with it, but they can certainly hit South Korea, China, or Japan.

    This is the real worry in the world today. Afghanistan is irrelevant. Iran/Israel is a sideshow. North Korea has the military power to do real damage.

    If you're in South Korea, I would suggest getting a long way from Seoul for a while.

    1. Re:This is serious by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

      My worry is that North Korea may launch nuclear-armed missiles at the following targets:

      Seoul and Busan in South Korea
      Sasebo Naval Base, Iwakuni Marine Base, Yokota Air Base, Yokusuka Naval Base and Misawa Air Base in Japan--all major US military installations

      While the US military installations could protect themselves by Patriot and RIM-161 Standard-3 missiles, Seoul and Busan are very vulnerable to such an attack.

  116. I think you mean Seattle by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Face it, there are no targets they could even reach other than here. Trying to hit Hawaii is too difficult, given how inaccurate they are, Alaska is a waste of time, and Portland is too far away, as is Spokane.

    Seattle is the only place they could aim for and then claim a miss as a hit, given that there are so many prime targets within 100 miles of us.

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  117. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't we nuked this country into a sheet of glass?

  118. But by fireylord · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure that the anti-personnel mines would be all that functional when the whole terrain's been slagged by atomic weapons. Not that you'd need them for squishies trying to actually live in the terrain to be incapacitated. . .

  119. Hmmmm by fireylord · · Score: 1

    For sheer numbers of people in questionable quality boots, that may be true, but I'd bet the iraqi army at the time had more actually usable mechanised hard than dprk does right now.

  120. Dear NK. by flayzernax · · Score: 1

    If you absolutely must please target the financial and governing bodies of our country and leave rural America alone. I only say this because as one lone man I cannot stop you. But I hope that some good may come of your bullshit.

    Thanks.

    1. Re:Dear NK. by vettemph · · Score: 1

      So you want to send them the GPS coordinates for the RIAA, MPAA, Apple and Disneyland? :)

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    2. Re:Dear NK. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ssshhhh they're listening. Disneyland is after all a direct competitor to NK's reputation as a world class resort for 1st world tourists. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/09/04/world/asia/04nkorea.html?pagewanted=all

      Many think they have the same agenda anyway lol. Disney and NK that is...

  121. Well if th republicans object to the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    elected government so much they must be nuke worthy.

  122. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by jafac · · Score: 1

    You've got it backwards.

    The war in Iraq was about one thing. Iran. DE-stabilizing the middle east, by removing Iran's biggest obstacle: Saddam. Ahmed Chalabi was an Iraqi expatriate with a big ax to grind. He came over to the US after almost getting caught up in the BCCI scandal arrests, and then scammed-up PNAC into invading Iraq. When he finally succeeded, he got them to try to install him as PM over there. (the people of Iraq said "NO", of course.) He was later, caught sending classified information to Iran. So basically, he was an Iranian spy, all along. Working for the Shiites and the Fascist mullahs who wanted the socialist pan-arabist Baath party out of there. And the USA fell for it like chumps. Hey, what was that sound? whoops! that was Libya crashing. Oh what was that? Syria too? Who's next? The Persians are going to be running the joint soon. And we fucking PAID to make it happen. Which is okay, because the situation before was set up by the UK, and was doomed to fail eventually anyway.

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  123. The Cleanest Race by Guppy · · Score: 1

    One is that the Korean people are racially superior to others; their naturally superior, child-like nature is why they've been repeatedly conquered in the past. Kim is their mother-protector who gently guides them while sheltering them from the evil, corrupt world outside. They are encouraged from a young age not to think about things, merely to embrace their instincts and emotional reactions; as the naturally most superior race, their instincts are pure and right and thinking too much can lead them astray.

    Pretty much a paraphrase from the dust jacket blurb of The Cleanest Race , by B.R. Myers.

  124. 20kt air burst by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I figure that a 20kt Air Burst at approx 5000 ft would just about take care of Pyong Yang.
    1 Tomahawk, and bye bye New Boy.
    Then see how long it takes for the poor suffering regular folk to crush what's left of the freaks in charge over there.
    "I'm so Ronree..."
    Repeat to the End.

  125. Fals flag nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    North Korea would have no chance. They would be wipped off the face of the earth if they actually did that, and they know it. It does not benefit them in any way to do this.

  126. Sanctions? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    What possible sactions could be made? I mean is any UN country currently doing ANY trade with NK?

    I remember reading sometime ago when they were talking about Iran and sactions... if you don't do any trade with them in the first place, don't have an embasy there anymore, what is it you hope to possibly do?

  127. wrong scenario, folks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    570 posts and counting, with the usual /. kind of diversion into name-calling and criticizing the French... ... and nobody but me has mentioned EMP.

    Guess there are no real nuclear strategists on here any more.

    RME (Overmod) posting anonymous because unable to sign in.

  128. Re:I could definitely see it happening or attempte by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

    Not insane, just mindful of the consequences.

    Political repression is worse than any other country in the world. People often spy on each other for the slightest signs of disloyalty, and the government not only punishes offenders, but also punishes three generations of their families in order to purge their tainted blood.

    Basically, if you screw up, they take you, your family, your relatives, etc.

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  129. Democracy by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Time to export democracy to NK.

  130. Re: North Korea threatened the United States by CosineHamster · · Score: 1

    Kim Jong-Un recently announced that Pyongyang will be building a large number of factories to produce the letter "L". Until then,North Korea will remain a major Word Power.

  131. Re: North Korea threatened the United States by CosineHamster · · Score: 1

    North Korea is going to suddenly launch a large payload of rhetoric against Hawaii. They can't decide if they want a Parabolic trajectory and load the rockets with Hyperbole...or a Hyperbolic trajectory for rockets loaded with Parables....

  132. Re:Iraq for less - Whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many countries have better oil reserves, yes. But the one thing that made iraq different was they were not selling their oil in petrodollars. One of the first things the US did when they got into iraq was switch back to selling oil in petrodollars. It might have been an easy excuse to say we needed to get rid of Saddam, and truth me told we really did need to get rid of him, but that was not the only reason to go to war with Iraq (not including the wmd **** up).

  133. MAD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does everyone keep speaking of China as if it were a U.S. ally? Have we forgotten who it was that had North Korea's back in the Korean War, a war that was started by the North Koreans and condemned by the U.N.? Those facts didn't stop the Chinese (nor the Russians) from going toe-to-toe with nuclear-armed Americans, and China at the time didn't even have the nuke.

    Fast forward a few decades. Who was it that helped both Pakistan and North Korea get the nuke? When George Bush the Second, lightning rod for nationalist anti-Anglos everywhere, rightfully grouped North Korea in the Axis of Evil, who advocated the invasion and overthrow of North Korea then? Certainly not the anti-war camp. And NOW we are dealing with a nuclear armed overweight lunatic with bad hair. What if we had not overthrown Saddam when we did? What if we did not start putting the thumbtacks underneath the Iranian mullahs' fingernails when we did? We would be dealing with THREE nuclear-armed lunatics by now.

    The Chinese have been causing trouble with all of their Pacific neighbors in recent months over territorial claims. It constantly threatens Japan, Taiwan, and even the United States with rhetoric that the Kims have clearly drawn on for inspiration. Whether Americans want to admit it or not, China has been playing a dangerous game of good cop/bad cop with its rogue pitbull, North Korea. I have no doubt that the Chinese are experimenting with North Korea to see whether a nuclear proxy can be used to nuke U.S. assets or even the U.S. homeland.

    We must have a zero tolerance for nuclear attacks. Any attack must escalate to full-scale nuclear war, as decades of Pentagon wargames have already demonstrated that contained, limited nuclear war is impossible. Yes, this means a nuclear attack from North Korea must spell Armageddon for most of the world, but it's the only rational way to deal with Russian/Chinese proliferation. Otherwise, we're going to eventually experience near anonymous nuclear attacks of all sorts, and we simply cannot absorb such attacks the way we did with 9/11 or even Hurricane Katrina.

  134. Something of a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although North Korea might indeed strike the US with a nuclear bomb, I suspect their leader believes the world is very much the size of their own country or would see that the idea of even a massive nuclear bomb is something of a joke to a country the size of the US. Sure, it would kill many people and set the world in turmoil, but a single bomb no matter how well targeted just cannot do that much damage to a larger country. Strikes against small nation states like North Korea itself would definitely disrupt their entire way of life but a single bomb against any of the big countries would just be a very unpleasant mess that had to be cleaned up so things could move ahead. The fact of the threat itself indicates that they do not even understand how out of sync their worldview is.