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During a recent interview, one of the top executives from the Dallas, Texas based game
company ION Storm admitted to "teabagging" Richard Garriot's keyboard on a visit
to Origin Systems several months ago. The practice, which involves a man resting his
testicles gently on another person's property, is apparently sweeping the electronic
gaming community.
The exec--who requested anonymity--claims that after leaving a secret business meeting held on the grounds of Origin's corporate complex in Austin, Texas, he made his way to Lord British's office for the sole purpose of teabagging Garriot's keyboard. "We've had a little war going on in our Dallas office for a while," said the ION Storm exec. "If someone pisses you off, you get even with them by teabagging their chair, desk, keyboard or even their coffee mug after they leave for the night. Then you tell them about it a couple of days down the road. I was annoyed by what had gone on in the meeting, so I made my way down to the area around LB's office. All the Ultima 9 guys were out in the parking garage looking at Garriot's new minivan, so I just walked into his office, pulled open the leg of my shorts and rested 'my boys' there on the keys."
Surprisingly, teabagging is not as unsanitary as it sounds. One notable hygiene expert has been quoted as saying, "Most men keep their scrotum fairly clean, so there is minimal risk of disease transmission. Though they are often sweaty."
Another nameless game developer claims that the practice alleviates stress. "I do it all the time now. Mostly to the marketing people at my company. I've also done it to a number of keyboards while visiting the offices of various game industry journalists. I feel better as soon as I do it--it
just makes it easier to deal with the stress. Once you know, secretly, that you have teabagged someone, nothing they do bothers you any more."
During a recent interview, one of the top executives from the Dallas, Texas based game
company ION Storm admitted to "teabagging" Richard Garriot's keyboard on a visit
to Origin Systems several months ago. The practice, which involves a man resting his
testicles gently on another person's property, is apparently sweeping the electronic
gaming community.
The exec--who requested
anonymity--claims that after leaving a secret business meeting held on the grounds of
Origin's corporate complex in Austin, Texas, he made his way to Lord British's office for
the sole purpose of teabagging Garriot's keyboard. "We've had a little war going on
in our Dallas office for a while," said the ION Storm exec. "If someone pisses
you off, you get even with them by teabagging their chair, desk, keyboard or even their
coffee mug after they leave for the night. Then you tell them about it a couple of days
down the road. I was annoyed by what had gone on in the meeting, so I made my way down to
the area around LB's office. All the Ultima 9 guys were out in the parking garage looking
at Garriot's new minivan, so I just walked into his office, pulled open the leg of my shorts and rested 'my boys' there on the keys."
Surprisingly, teabagging is not as
unsanitary as it sounds. One notable hygiene expert has been quoted as saying, "Most
men keep their scrotum fairly clean, so there is minimal risk of disease transmission.
Though they are often sweaty."
Another nameless game developer
claims that the practice alleviates stress. "I do it all the time now. Mostly to the
marketing people at my company. I've also done it to a number of keyboards while visiting
the offices of various game industry journalists. I feel better as soon as I do it--it
just makes it easier to deal with the stress. Once you know, secretly, that you have
teabagged someone, nothing they do bothers you any more."
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During a recent interview, one of the top executives from the Dallas, Texas based game
company ION Storm admitted to "teabagging" Richard Garriot's keyboard on a visit
to Origin Systems several months ago. The practice, which involves a man resting his
testicles gently on another person's property, is apparently sweeping the electronic
gaming community.
The exec--who requested anonymity--claims that after leaving a secret business meeting held on the grounds of Origin's corporate complex in Austin, Texas, he made his way to Lord British's office for the sole purpose of teabagging Garriot's keyboard. "We've had a little war going on in our Dallas office for a while," said the ION Storm exec. "If someone pisses you off, you get even with them by teabagging their chair, desk, keyboard or even their coffee mug after they leave for the night. Then you tell them about it a couple of days down the road. I was annoyed by what had gone on in the meeting, so I made my way down to the area around LB's office. All the Ultima 9 guys were out in the parking garage looking at Garriot's new minivan, so I just walked into his office, pulled open the leg of my shorts and rested 'my boys' there on the keys."
Surprisingly, teabagging is not as unsanitary as it sounds. One notable hygiene expert has been quoted as saying, "Most men keep their scrotum fairly clean, so there is minimal risk of disease transmission. Though they are often sweaty."
Another nameless game developer claims that the practice alleviates stress. "I do it all the time now. Mostly to the marketing people at my company. I've also done it to a number of keyboards while visiting the offices of various game industry journalists. I feel better as soon as I do it--it
just makes it easier to deal with the stress. Once you know, secretly, that you have teabagged someone, nothing they do bothers you any more."
During a recent interview, one of the top executives from the Dallas, Texas based game
company ION Storm admitted to "teabagging" Richard Garriot's keyboard on a visit
to Origin Systems several months ago. The practice, which involves a man resting his
testicles gently on another person's property, is apparently sweeping the electronic
gaming community.
The exec--who requested
anonymity--claims that after leaving a secret business meeting held on the grounds of
Origin's corporate complex in Austin, Texas, he made his way to Lord British's office for
the sole purpose of teabagging Garriot's keyboard. "We've had a little war going on
in our Dallas office for a while," said the ION Storm exec. "If someone pisses
you off, you get even with them by teabagging their chair, desk, keyboard or even their
coffee mug after they leave for the night. Then you tell them about it a couple of days
down the road. I was annoyed by what had gone on in the meeting, so I made my way down to
the area around LB's office. All the Ultima 9 guys were out in the parking garage looking
at Garriot's new minivan, so I just walked into his office, pulled open the leg of my shorts and rested 'my boys' there on the keys."
Surprisingly, teabagging is not as
unsanitary as it sounds. One notable hygiene expert has been quoted as saying, "Most
men keep their scrotum fairly clean, so there is minimal risk of disease transmission.
Though they are often sweaty."
Another nameless game developer
claims that the practice alleviates stress. "I do it all the time now. Mostly to the
marketing people at my company. I've also done it to a number of keyboards while visiting
the offices of various game industry journalists. I feel better as soon as I do it--it
just makes it easier to deal with the stress. Once you know, secretly, that you have
teabagged someone, nothing they do bothers you any more."
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What version linux do you have loaded on your car battery?
No, I was not bragging. I am not proud of the fact that I have sexual intercourse with a goat. Fuck, who would be proud of such a thing?
But the fact remains that goats are warm and moist. Hang a feedbag on them and do your stuff.
I may not know what to do with a woman, but I can get down on a goat's ass.
Just look at your mom, she is still walking funny.
Missed! Maybe the AC could teach you a thing or two?
Now that was an entertaining first post! Great job!
You know, I have noticed that you are quite the fucking idiot.
You snap on me, but jesus fucking christ, you are a stupid motherfucker.
You keep out of this, little lady.
why don't you email me so I can properly kick your ass?
your hidden sid sucks.
Oh no! I am sure that being on your "hit list" is the kiss of death!!!
Mackga, beware!
Why ask me? How would I know?
See post #4 for your answer.
You are quite good at the fp thing. Congrats!
What explains you?
Who is spork_testicle, and why do you hate him?
hey there poop for brains! I guess you missed that one, and now you have exposed yourself as a complete fool!
Kudos!
Good, you probably did not have anything important to say anyway.
That is a convenient answer, but you are the one that should check the dictionary, as that was not sarcasm.
That would be more closely defined as fucking stupid. Are you as ignorant as you lead us all to beleive?
You praise the very ones that you chastise?
Make up your mind, can't have it both ways.
Hello Mr. Mackga,
How are you today? How about joing the converations on Geekizoid.com. We could use your witty comments and sense of humor there.
Thanks,
Asbestos_diaper
Being a senator, you have the opertunity to mount her when ever you like, right?
The sentate chambers is one huge orgy, so I have heard.
How many viagra does an old fart like you have to pop?
But she is not gorgeous, she is a hideous beast. I love Hillary Clinton!