actually, theyre not, but I think a sock with beans in it would proly taste better. jelly babies taste like shit -- I will leave you all to comment on how this compares to other English cooking... *sorry*
i wear a tie every day, and tastefully sized pants.
I put my wallet and PDA in my left pants pocket, and my cell and keys in my right pocket... all my cards and whatnot fit in either my pda or wallet so thats no problem... on company field trips the digi-camera fits in my breast shirt pocket. What's the big deal, besides the people who ask me why my pants are so bulgy. If you keep everything on credit you dont need cash to bulk up your wallet, too.
hehe, i just replied with damn near the same comment -- LORD was the grandfather of online based games like Counterstrike, i wasted HOURs hacking bbs just to play.... *sigh*
also, my other comment inquired about super mario bros...whatsup with THAT? What about PONG, PACMAN, Or even GHOST HOUSE. WTF??!
when we were young we didnt need no gd nvidia chip, we had 4k of video mem and that was JUST FINE!
damn it, I thought Shelbyville was tainting the water, no wonder it tastes so terrible. (I _DO_ live next to lake Michigan -- *looks down at Chicago*: thanks for the garbage you wanks!)
Either way this server is crunching something fierce, this 42 meg download is running at 5k/s -- ahh, no I didn't miss my modem AT ALL.
i might agree if it werent for a man who runs a company with the shittiest and most annoying banner ads ever. You are insanely stupid, dont ruin it for the rest of us.
shit, aol thinks their network is better, and for some reason so do people. I dont think its better, I think its a fricking nightmare -- not to mention trying to talk to people who think aol == Internet. While it is noble of you to think this way, its not what we should expect from the herd of cattle typically dialing into the Internet.
Remember when Homer says, "phhpt, 'Internet' -- is that thing still around?" thats only funny to you and I, most people dont understand it as any more than another medium to buy products.
its cuz the people with any brains dont have time for this, they are out making money, not irritating people. If i was a real bright kid, and good at writing code, I'd show up on m$' doorstep and ask for a job to _fix_ their code at 120k a year, rather than f with it for $0.
definitely: when you hear bill gates, you think of M$. We need someone that will link our minds with OS the way that Linus does with LinUx. Will the real OpenSource programmer please stand up? -- I think we're gonna have a problem here.
i proly missed something, but what the hell happens when the baloon suddenly looses all that ballast (the rocket) -- doesnt that raise it up like a couple hundred feet or more in a REAL hurry? Do they time this thing and start throwing out gas right away?
seems cool, i sure hope this guy is succesful, I hate seeing cool things laughed at -- which is what happens if he kills himself
the worst of it is is that i cant get the damn name out of my head, and now im drinking this nasty soda. Is it really so far out that PepsiCo released this worm to get us to buy their new flavor?!??!
im having a problem with some software i bought from them, and i sent an email about that, as well as complaining about these damned ads, here is the response:
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actually, if you re-read the post you will see that we were in fact connecting to Africa. During a great depression that they were having our company was urged to pull out, but we stayed, and many believe we kept many people there from being homeless. Sometimes its nice to be a big-corporate-meat head. Either way, at least I didn't go to san diego state
guess thats waht we should expect from someone at san diego state. phhpt, cmon, you're being rediculous. the internet allows people access to others machines, should we shut it down? no...just fix things. Java is cool, and anything that is cool can be turned bad, thats life... lets fix it, not kill it. like tigers, tigers are cool, but I dont kill them even though they may like to eat me. San diego state, really....
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it had buoys in it to keep it from snapping. They were only so weighted, so that they would float far below the surface.
you're dumb -- plastic sorta floats anyway, and there WILL be air in there
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I work for a large company who has a lot of production in South Africa. Back when days were I remember this fella from IS talking about how they just got on a boat with this huge spool and just let it sail down to the floor. The thing is though, in most place the floor is so deep there is no possible way for it to hit bottom. They just let it roll down as far as they feel like it (im sure its not THAT simple), and hope nothing cracks it open. When you think about it, we're not a _REAL_ bright people.
You may ask, "why dont we use sattelite" - answer: too slow, think about all that extra distance to the stars, and then back.
heres the official document from the US attorney's office, with contact numbers. I think its worth reading / calling them. Politely let them know how you feel.
anyway, if you're really stuck (i would imagine a day or two w/out taking a shit) you can go to a proctologist. Ass doctors are trained for this sort of thing. Maybe then you'll post something relevant? Here's a good ad for being straight edge, poster child.
sXe-4-Life!
all of life is numbers, look around. They have done studies that determine humans find things rock not because we just have some sort of impulse, but because of simple symmetry. Computer art is an art form, period, its met with rigidity because it seems "easier" than actually painting, (the same way some still feel about photograhpy)
Basically, art is a LUCK, it is a SKILL, it is something you better damn well have been born with, and you can hone it, but it needs to be in your blood.
More than anything it is one thing, so I ask you, are you passionate about your work? My relationship with my girlfriend could be considered an "art" - it takes a lot of my heart, blood,pain and tears, (no not in the freaky ways) to make it work -- life is art.
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pretty things like to be stolen, gigantic crazy military and republicans make us sleep better at night. Kinda like when Homer says, "To alcohol: the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems."
if it would have been a man, "miss thang", the pronoun would have been something like, hmm, i donno, "KnuckleFUCK." (Thanks for that one from the other submission, btw, I like it:) )
Get a life or find a man, geez.
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What are you, an idiot?
FUCK, does everyone have to take a shot at MS every friggin two seconds, give it a rest already. I think you people got an old style freudian for billy boy and his bill folds...
KEE RYE.
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actually, theyre not, but I think a sock with beans in it would proly taste better. jelly babies taste like shit -- I will leave you all to comment on how this compares to other English cooking... *sorry*
i wear a tie every day, and tastefully sized pants.
I put my wallet and PDA in my left pants pocket, and my cell and keys in my right pocket... all my cards and whatnot fit in either my pda or wallet so thats no problem... on company field trips the digi-camera fits in my breast shirt pocket. What's the big deal, besides the people who ask me why my pants are so bulgy. If you keep everything on credit you dont need cash to bulk up your wallet, too.
hehe, i just replied with damn near the same comment -- LORD was the grandfather of online based games like Counterstrike, i wasted HOURs hacking bbs just to play.... *sigh*
also, my other comment inquired about super mario bros...whatsup with THAT? What about PONG, PACMAN, Or even GHOST HOUSE. WTF??!
when we were young we didnt need no gd nvidia chip, we had 4k of video mem and that was JUST FINE!
what about legends of the Red Dragon, thats got to be the grandfather of all online games.
And SUPERMARIO BROS isnt even ON THERE? CMON.
damn it, I thought Shelbyville was tainting the water, no wonder it tastes so terrible. (I _DO_ live next to lake Michigan -- *looks down at Chicago*: thanks for the garbage you wanks!)
Either way this server is crunching something fierce, this 42 meg download is running at 5k/s -- ahh, no I didn't miss my modem AT ALL.
i might agree if it werent for a man who runs a company with the shittiest and most annoying banner ads ever. You are insanely stupid, dont ruin it for the rest of us.
Remember when Homer says, "phhpt, 'Internet' -- is that thing still around?" thats only funny to you and I, most people dont understand it as any more than another medium to buy products.
that felt good to read... almost like first-handjob-good. Kudos to your melon.
its cuz the people with any brains dont have time for this, they are out making money, not irritating people. If i was a real bright kid, and good at writing code, I'd show up on m$' doorstep and ask for a job to _fix_ their code at 120k a year, rather than f with it for $0.
definitely: when you hear bill gates, you think of M$. We need someone that will link our minds with OS the way that Linus does with LinUx. Will the real OpenSource programmer please stand up? -- I think we're gonna have a problem here.
seems cool, i sure hope this guy is succesful, I hate seeing cool things laughed at -- which is what happens if he kills himself
the worst of it is is that i cant get the damn name out of my head, and now im drinking this nasty soda. Is it really so far out that PepsiCo released this worm to get us to buy their new flavor?!??!
Thank you for contacting us with your concerns. These ads are opened when you visit a site that we have an advertising relationship with and they do not track you personally. We advertise on many popular web sites; any of the sites you visit regularly might run our ads. Because of the way the ads work, you should only see them once a day from each of the sites they are on. You can remove yourself from our pop-under advertising by following the instructions at the bottom of this page: http://www.x10.com/x10ads.htm If you follow these instructions, a cookie will be placed on your PC that tells us not to display the ads to you.
ok, off topic, but I give up. what is IANAL???
actually, if you re-read the post you will see that we were in fact connecting to Africa. During a great depression that they were having our company was urged to pull out, but we stayed, and many believe we kept many people there from being homeless. Sometimes its nice to be a big-corporate-meat head. Either way, at least I didn't go to san diego state
guess thats waht we should expect from someone at san diego state. phhpt, cmon, you're being rediculous. the internet allows people access to others machines, should we shut it down? no...just fix things. Java is cool, and anything that is cool can be turned bad, thats life... lets fix it, not kill it. like tigers, tigers are cool, but I dont kill them even though they may like to eat me. San diego state, really....
you're dumb -- plastic sorta floats anyway, and there WILL be air in there
You may ask, "why dont we use sattelite" - answer: too slow, think about all that extra distance to the stars, and then back.
http://www.usaondca.com/press/html/2001_07_17_skly arov.html/P
anyway, if you're really stuck (i would imagine a day or two w/out taking a shit) you can go to a proctologist. Ass doctors are trained for this sort of thing. Maybe then you'll post something relevant? Here's a good ad for being straight edge, poster child. sXe-4-Life!
all of life is numbers, look around. They have done studies that determine humans find things rock not because we just have some sort of impulse, but because of simple symmetry. Computer art is an art form, period, its met with rigidity because it seems "easier" than actually painting, (the same way some still feel about photograhpy) Basically, art is a LUCK, it is a SKILL, it is something you better damn well have been born with, and you can hone it, but it needs to be in your blood. More than anything it is one thing, so I ask you, are you passionate about your work? My relationship with my girlfriend could be considered an "art" - it takes a lot of my heart, blood,pain and tears, (no not in the freaky ways) to make it work -- life is art.
pretty things like to be stolen, gigantic crazy military and republicans make us sleep better at night. Kinda like when Homer says, "To alcohol: the cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems."
fuck thats funny, I was just thinking that.
if it would have been a man, "miss thang", the pronoun would have been something like, hmm, i donno, "KnuckleFUCK." (Thanks for that one from the other submission, btw, I like it :) )
Get a life or find a man, geez.
What are you, an idiot? FUCK, does everyone have to take a shot at MS every friggin two seconds, give it a rest already. I think you people got an old style freudian for billy boy and his bill folds... KEE RYE.