great, how many innocent kids had to DIE due to people playing carmacks games such as doom or quake. Not only has he spent his life creating violent pointless games, they have also pushed many students to massacre their peers and play 'real life doom'
Re:Nothing like a little Carmack...
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Yeah carmack is great. He's a really smart guy, but he chose to waste his life coding pc games. He could have been doing something really productive, changing the world, but instead just makes games were you shoot people with guns. Pathetic.
What's the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards dont bleed.
When a baby is being born, why do they boil water?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.
What's 18 inches long and can make a woman scream?
Stillbirth.
Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
What's a foot long, blue and makes women scream in the morning?
Crib death.
What's black and white, runs around the room, and smokes?
A baby with his hair on fire!
How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
What's the best part about a baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a bat when it comes around.
How did the baby fall out of the tree?
I shot it with my 12-gauge semi-automatic rifle.
What's cold, blue and doesn't move?
A baby frozen too death.
What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art!
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match... Woof!
How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw... Meeow!
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos!!
What's more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline?
Stopping them with a shovel.
What's more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch?
Doing it with a snow blower!
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take yer foot off of it's head and let it rise to the surface.
What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.
What starts out white but becomes white and red?
A baby playing with an apple peeler on its head.
What is white red and green?
Same baby a few weeks later.
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a baggie.
What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.
What's red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.
What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
What's red and screams and goes around in circles?
A baby nailed to the floor.
What's black and sits in a corner?
A baby with it's finger in a power socket.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
Ripping it off again.
What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.
What's blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed water-wings.
What's black and bobs up and down?
A baby in a toaster.
What's the difference between an abortion and sand?
You can't eat sand.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.
What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What's pink and goes black with a "hiss!"?
A baby thrown into a furnace.
What's the definition of fun?
Playing fetch with a pitbull using a baby.
What's the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A doberman on a children's playground!
What's blue and sits in the corner?
A dead baby in a plastic bag.
Know what's gross?
Running over a baby with a mack truck.
Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires.
Why did the babby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs.
How do you know when a baby is dead?
When it doesn't cry if you nail it's feet to the ceiling.
A woman is lying in a bed in a hospital after recently giving birth and her new born baby is asleep in the cradle beside her when the doctor walks into the room. The doctor picks up the baby, throws it in the air - letting it land on the floor. He picks it up again and throws it against the walls a couple of times before drop-kicking it out the window.
"My baby, My baby" The woman screamed with horror. "You killed my baby!".
To which the doctor replied. "Ha ha, April fools it was already dead!"
What's 12 inches long, pink, hard and drives women mad in the morning??
Crib death.
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin thru it's head.
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
The family used it to crack nuts.
What's red and screams and goes around in circles?
A Baby nailed to the floor.
What's black and charred?
A baby chewing on an extension cord.
How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: Take your foot off its head.
A2: A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.
What's more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!!
What's red and black with little spots all over it?
Dead baby at a golf club. (Think cleats, guys...)
What's harder to do than nail a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
What's pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza!!!
What's red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What's red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth?
Your baby's leg
What's red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it
What's red and black and gray all over?
A dead baby on a meat hook.
What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's red white and screams?
A pealed baby in a bag of salt.
What's little & can't fit through a door?
A baby with a spear in its head.
What's pink and blue and stares at you from the bottom of your freezer?
A baby with an icepick through it's head.
What's the differnce between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
How many babies fit in a blender?
Depends on how powerful the blender is.
How do you stop a cute new-born baby gazing up at you with lovingly eyes full of joy, gurgling bubbles at you through its tiny little baby mouth and waving at you with those tiny pudgy hands and those adoreable little baby toes?
Gauge its fucking eyes out.
What's a sure-fire way to stop a baby crying?
Use an axe.
What's white and glows pink?
A dead baby with an electrode up its ass.
What's the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Well, ya just keep piling them up, and the cockroaches will do it for ya.
What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Baby with slashed floaties.
What's red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
What's red and hangs around trees?
A baby hit by a snow blower What's green and hangs around trees? Same baby 3 weeks later
When unloading the dead babies with a pitchfork, how do you know if you get a live one?
Pitchfork quivers. This is really effective while demonstrating it live.
How do you keep a baby from swimming?
Chop off its limbs.
What has 10 arms and blood all over it?
A pit bull in front of a pile of dead babies.
What's red and hangs out of the back of a train?
A miscarriage!
What do you do with a dead baby?
Cut off its head, stuff it, and mount it on your wall
What's the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit
How do you quiet a crying baby?
Smash it with an asphalt roller
Re:Eminem, aged 29, found dead
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H2K2 Conference
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you smell like shit and your mother is a whore.
I can say whatever I want cause my karma is -8.
Jack off a llama and eat stinky shit.
Eminem, aged 29, found dead
on
H2K2 Conference
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· Score: -1
Sad news. Eminem was found dead in his recording studio. Apparently he died from a meth overdose. He will be missed, truelly an american icon.
Slashdot is alot like jealous children, when one has a superior toy, such as microsoft with windowsXP, compared to an inferior knock off one, such as Linux, the children simply get jealous.
Linux users are simply jealous that MS has the superior operating system and market share to match.
I'm currently in a class action lawsuit against wayback machine for copying our copyrighted site, we are also planing on sueing slashdot for linking to it
What's the difference between a baby and a dart-board?
Dart-boards dont bleed.
When a baby is being born, why do they boil water?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.
What's 18 inches long and can make a woman scream?
Stillbirth.
Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room?
They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle.
How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil?
It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
What's a foot long, blue and makes women scream in the morning?
Crib death.
What's black and white, runs around the room, and smokes?
A baby with his hair on fire!
How do you save a drowning baby?
Harpoon it.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds?
A baby with a punctured lung.
What's the best part about a baby hanging from a ceiling fan?
Hitting it with a bat when it comes around.
How did the baby fall out of the tree?
I shot it with my 12-gauge semi-automatic rifle.
What's cold, blue and doesn't move?
A baby frozen too death.
What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall?
Art!
How do you turn a baby into a dog?
Pour gas over it and light a match... Woof!
How do you turn a baby into a cat?
Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw... Meeow!
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With Doritos!!
What's more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline?
Stopping them with a shovel.
What's more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch?
Doing it with a snow blower!
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take yer foot off of it's head and let it rise to the surface.
What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor?
A baby with a javelin through its throat.
Why do you put babies into blenders feet first?
So you can see the expression on their faces.
What starts out white but becomes white and red?
A baby playing with an apple peeler on its head.
What is white red and green?
Same baby a few weeks later.
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
What's blue and sits in the corner?
A baby in a baggie.
What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal.
What's red and swings back and forth?
A baby on a meat hook.
What's present do you get for a dead baby?
A dead puppy.
What's red and screams and goes around in circles?
A baby nailed to the floor.
What's black and sits in a corner?
A baby with it's finger in a power socket.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall?
Ripping it off again.
What do you call two abortions in a bucket?
Blood brothers.
What's blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of the pool?
A baby with slashed water-wings.
What's black and bobs up and down?
A baby in a toaster.
What's the difference between an abortion and sand?
You can't eat sand.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones?
Jab 'em all with a pitchfork.
What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath.
What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!
What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What's pink and goes black with a "hiss!"?
A baby thrown into a furnace.
What's the definition of fun?
Playing fetch with a pitbull using a baby.
What's the difference between a baby and a onion?
No one cries when you chop up the baby.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A doberman on a children's playground!
What's blue and sits in the corner?
A dead baby in a plastic bag.
Know what's gross?
Running over a baby with a mack truck.
Know whats worse?
Skidding on it.
Worse than that?
Peeling it off the tires.
Why did the babby fall off the swing?
Because it had no arms or legs.
How do you know when a baby is dead?
When it doesn't cry if you nail it's feet to the ceiling.
A woman is lying in a bed in a hospital after recently giving birth and her new born baby is asleep in the cradle beside her when the doctor walks into the room. The doctor picks up the baby, throws it in the air - letting it land on the floor. He picks it up again and throws it against the walls a couple of times before drop-kicking it out the window.
"My baby, My baby" The woman screamed with horror. "You killed my baby!".
To which the doctor replied. "Ha ha, April fools it was already dead!"
What's 12 inches long, pink, hard and drives women mad in the morning??
Crib death.
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin thru it's head.
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.
Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout?
So they could light it and toast their marshmallows.
Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer?
The family used it to crack nuts.
What's red and screams and goes around in circles?
A Baby nailed to the floor.
What's black and charred?
A baby chewing on an extension cord.
How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: Take your foot off its head.
A2: A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby.
What's more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!!
What's red and black with little spots all over it?
Dead baby at a golf club. (Think cleats, guys...)
What's harder to do than nail a baby to a tree?
Nailing it to a dead puppy.
What's pink, flies and squeals?
A baby fired from a catapult.
What do you call the baby when it lands?
Free pizza!!!
What's red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What's red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth?
Your baby's leg
What's red and has more brains than the baby you just shot?
The wall behind it
What's red and black and gray all over?
A dead baby on a meat hook.
What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's red white and screams?
A pealed baby in a bag of salt.
What's little & can't fit through a door?
A baby with a spear in its head.
What's pink and blue and stares at you from the bottom of your freezer?
A baby with an icepick through it's head.
What's the differnce between a dead baby and a water melon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.
How many babies fit in a blender?
Depends on how powerful the blender is.
How do you stop a cute new-born baby gazing up at you with lovingly eyes full of joy, gurgling bubbles at you through its tiny little baby mouth and waving at you with those tiny pudgy hands and those adoreable little baby toes?
Gauge its fucking eyes out.
What's a sure-fire way to stop a baby crying?
Use an axe.
What's white and glows pink?
A dead baby with an electrode up its ass.
What's the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Well, ya just keep piling them up, and the cockroaches will do it for ya.
What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?
Baby with slashed floaties.
What's red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
What's red and hangs around trees?
A baby hit by a snow blower What's green and hangs around trees? Same baby 3 weeks later
When unloading the dead babies with a pitchfork, how do you know if you get a live one?
Pitchfork quivers. This is really effective while demonstrating it live.
How do you keep a baby from swimming?
Chop off its limbs.
What has 10 arms and blood all over it?
A pit bull in front of a pile of dead babies.
What's red and hangs out of the back of a train?
A miscarriage!
What do you do with a dead baby?
Cut off its head, stuff it, and mount it on your wall
What's the worst part about killing a baby?
Getting blood on your clown suit
How do you quiet a crying baby?
Smash it with an asphalt roller
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great, how many innocent kids had to DIE due to people playing carmacks games such as doom or quake. Not only has he spent his life creating violent pointless games, they have also pushed many students to massacre their peers and play 'real life doom'
I luv you jamie
Yeah carmack is great. He's a really smart guy, but he chose to waste his life coding pc games. He could have been doing something really productive, changing the world, but instead just makes games were you shoot people with guns. Pathetic.
you're a fucking fag
its called page widening code. Slashdot is coded really really bad and its impossible to prevent.
Pretty sad that some people pay to subscribe to a crappy site that doesn't even support its users.
What's the difference between a baby and a dart-board? Dart-boards dont bleed. When a baby is being born, why do they boil water? So that if its born dead they can make soup. What's 18 inches long and can make a woman scream? Stillbirth. Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout? So they could light it and toast their marshmallows. Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room? They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle. How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them. What is red and is creeping up your leg? An abortion with homesickness. What's a foot long, blue and makes women scream in the morning? Crib death. What's black and white, runs around the room, and smokes? A baby with his hair on fire! How do you save a drowning baby? Harpoon it. What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung. What's the best part about a baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a bat when it comes around. How did the baby fall out of the tree? I shot it with my 12-gauge semi-automatic rifle. What's cold, blue and doesn't move? A baby frozen too death. What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall? Art! How do you turn a baby into a dog? Pour gas over it and light a match... Woof! How do you turn a baby into a cat? Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw... Meeow! How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender! How do you get them out again? With Doritos!! What's more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline? Stopping them with a shovel. What's more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch? Doing it with a snow blower! How do you make a dead baby float? Take yer foot off of it's head and let it rise to the surface. What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor? A baby with a javelin through its throat. Why do you put babies into blenders feet first? So you can see the expression on their faces. What starts out white but becomes white and red? A baby playing with an apple peeler on its head. What is white red and green? Same baby a few weeks later. What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out. What's blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a baggie. What's red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal. What's red and swings back and forth? A baby on a meat hook. What's present do you get for a dead baby? A dead puppy. What's red and screams and goes around in circles? A baby nailed to the floor. What's black and sits in a corner? A baby with it's finger in a power socket. What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off again. What do you call two abortions in a bucket? Blood brothers. What's blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed water-wings. What's black and bobs up and down? A baby in a toaster. What's the difference between an abortion and sand? You can't eat sand. What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt. What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck. What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole. How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones? Jab 'em all with a pitchfork. What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? Twins in an acid bath. What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler! What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. What's pink and goes black with a "hiss!"? A baby thrown into a furnace. What's the definition of fun? Playing fetch with a pitbull using a baby. What's the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. What has 4 legs and one arm? A doberman on a children's playground! What's blue and sits in the corner? A dead baby in a plastic bag. Know what's gross? Running over a baby with a mack truck. Know whats worse? Skidding on it. Worse than that? Peeling it off the tires. Why did the babby fall off the swing? Because it had no arms or legs. How do you know when a baby is dead? When it doesn't cry if you nail it's feet to the ceiling. A woman is lying in a bed in a hospital after recently giving birth and her new born baby is asleep in the cradle beside her when the doctor walks into the room. The doctor picks up the baby, throws it in the air - letting it land on the floor. He picks it up again and throws it against the walls a couple of times before drop-kicking it out the window. "My baby, My baby" The woman screamed with horror. "You killed my baby!". To which the doctor replied. "Ha ha, April fools it was already dead!" What's 12 inches long, pink, hard and drives women mad in the morning?? Crib death. How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin thru it's head. What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave. Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout? So they could light it and toast their marshmallows. Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer? The family used it to crack nuts. What's red and screams and goes around in circles? A Baby nailed to the floor. What's black and charred? A baby chewing on an extension cord. How do you make a dead baby float? A1: Take your foot off its head. A2: A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby. What's more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!! What's red and black with little spots all over it? Dead baby at a golf club. (Think cleats, guys...) What's harder to do than nail a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy. What's pink, flies and squeals? A baby fired from a catapult. What do you call the baby when it lands? Free pizza!!! What's red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. What's red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth? Your baby's leg What's red and has more brains than the baby you just shot? The wall behind it What's red and black and gray all over? A dead baby on a meat hook. What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees. What's red white and screams? A pealed baby in a bag of salt. What's little & can't fit through a door? A baby with a spear in its head. What's pink and blue and stares at you from the bottom of your freezer? A baby with an icepick through it's head. What's the differnce between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon. How many babies fit in a blender? Depends on how powerful the blender is. How do you stop a cute new-born baby gazing up at you with lovingly eyes full of joy, gurgling bubbles at you through its tiny little baby mouth and waving at you with those tiny pudgy hands and those adoreable little baby toes? Gauge its fucking eyes out. What's a sure-fire way to stop a baby crying? Use an axe. What's white and glows pink? A dead baby with an electrode up its ass. What's the difference between a baby and a mars bar? About 500 calories. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, ya just keep piling them up, and the cockroaches will do it for ya. What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool? Baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby. What's red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower What's green and hangs around trees? Same baby 3 weeks later When unloading the dead babies with a pitchfork, how do you know if you get a live one? Pitchfork quivers. This is really effective while demonstrating it live. How do you keep a baby from swimming? Chop off its limbs. What has 10 arms and blood all over it? A pit bull in front of a pile of dead babies. What's red and hangs out of the back of a train? A miscarriage! What do you do with a dead baby? Cut off its head, stuff it, and mount it on your wall What's the worst part about killing a baby? Getting blood on your clown suit How do you quiet a crying baby? Smash it with an asphalt roller
you smell like shit and your mother is a whore.
I can say whatever I want cause my karma is -8.
Jack off a llama and eat stinky shit.
Sad news. Eminem was found dead in his recording studio. Apparently he died from a meth overdose. He will be missed, truelly an american icon.
Sad news. Eminem was found dead in his recording studio. Apparently he died from a meth overdose. He will be missed, truelly an american icon.
can those moon power stations tap the power of the ass crater
Slashdot is alot like jealous children, when one has a superior toy, such as microsoft with windowsXP, compared to an inferior knock off one, such as Linux, the children simply get jealous.
Linux users are simply jealous that MS has the superior operating system and market share to match.
further proof that slashdot is a biased and and unreliable site for ANY info.
I'm currently in a class action lawsuit against wayback machine for copying our copyrighted site, we are also planing on sueing slashdot for linking to it
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Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
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wow since when did slashdot become a warez site?
do you have a copy of soldiers of fortune 2?
those system requirements are almost as high as gnome's
I suggest all trolls sign up and start posting 'amd sucks' threads on toms cpu message board.
VA linux is proof of how successful an open-source company can be!
Not bad, but you need to add a bit more to the end and maybe go into a bit more detail in the story.
goatse.cx runs linux
windows XP would probably run fine, I doubt linux would though.
Linux requires a 1ghz processor AND AT LEAST 512mb of ram.... to run the console
window managers require 2 gigs of ram and a quad xeon system. Thats why nobody uses linux now.
how much? can I pay you in drugs?
first post for clit
werd to my logged in trollz!
What's the difference between a baby and a dart-board? Dart-boards dont bleed. When a baby is being born, why do they boil water? So that if its born dead they can make soup. What's 18 inches long and can make a woman scream? Stillbirth. Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout? So they could light it and toast their marshmallows. Why do people keep dead babies in the rec. room? They cut off one leg and use it as a ping pong paddle. How many babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them. What is red and is creeping up your leg? An abortion with homesickness. What's a foot long, blue and makes women scream in the morning? Crib death. What's black and white, runs around the room, and smokes? A baby with his hair on fire! How do you save a drowning baby? Harpoon it. What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! What's blue and flies around the room at high speeds? A baby with a punctured lung. What's the best part about a baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a bat when it comes around. How did the baby fall out of the tree? I shot it with my 12-gauge semi-automatic rifle. What's cold, blue and doesn't move? A baby frozen too death. What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall? Art! How do you turn a baby into a dog? Pour gas over it and light a match... Woof! How do you turn a baby into a cat? Freeze it solid, then run it through a bandsaw... Meeow! How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender! How do you get them out again? With Doritos!! What's more fun than swinging babies around on a clothesline? Stopping them with a shovel. What's more fun than shoveling dead babies off your porch? Doing it with a snow blower! How do you make a dead baby float? Take yer foot off of it's head and let it rise to the surface. What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor? A baby with a javelin through its throat. Why do you put babies into blenders feet first? So you can see the expression on their faces. What starts out white but becomes white and red? A baby playing with an apple peeler on its head. What is white red and green? Same baby a few weeks later. What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out. What's blue and sits in the corner? A baby in a baggie. What's red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal. What's red and swings back and forth? A baby on a meat hook. What's present do you get for a dead baby? A dead puppy. What's red and screams and goes around in circles? A baby nailed to the floor. What's black and sits in a corner? A baby with it's finger in a power socket. What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off again. What do you call two abortions in a bucket? Blood brothers. What's blue and yellow and floats at the bottom of the pool? A baby with slashed water-wings. What's black and bobs up and down? A baby in a toaster. What's the difference between an abortion and sand? You can't eat sand. What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt. What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck. What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole. How do you find the live baby in a pile of dead ones? Jab 'em all with a pitchfork. What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? Twins in an acid bath. What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler! What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. What's pink and goes black with a "hiss!"? A baby thrown into a furnace. What's the definition of fun? Playing fetch with a pitbull using a baby. What's the difference between a baby and a onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. What has 4 legs and one arm? A doberman on a children's playground! What's blue and sits in the corner? A dead baby in a plastic bag. Know what's gross? Running over a baby with a mack truck. Know whats worse? Skidding on it. Worse than that? Peeling it off the tires. Why did the babby fall off the swing? Because it had no arms or legs. How do you know when a baby is dead? When it doesn't cry if you nail it's feet to the ceiling. A woman is lying in a bed in a hospital after recently giving birth and her new born baby is asleep in the cradle beside her when the doctor walks into the room. The doctor picks up the baby, throws it in the air - letting it land on the floor. He picks it up again and throws it against the walls a couple of times before drop-kicking it out the window. "My baby, My baby" The woman screamed with horror. "You killed my baby!". To which the doctor replied. "Ha ha, April fools it was already dead!" What's 12 inches long, pink, hard and drives women mad in the morning?? Crib death. How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin thru it's head. What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding? A baby in a microwave. Why did the family take the dead baby along on the cookout? So they could light it and toast their marshmallows. Why was the dead baby kept in the kitchen drawer? The family used it to crack nuts. What's red and screams and goes around in circles? A Baby nailed to the floor. What's black and charred? A baby chewing on an extension cord. How do you make a dead baby float? A1: Take your foot off its head. A2: A glass of soda water and 2 scoops of baby. What's more fun than throwing a baby off the cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender!! What's red and black with little spots all over it? Dead baby at a golf club. (Think cleats, guys...) What's harder to do than nail a baby to a tree? Nailing it to a dead puppy. What's pink, flies and squeals? A baby fired from a catapult. What do you call the baby when it lands? Free pizza!!! What's red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. What's red and pink and hanging out of your dog's mouth? Your baby's leg What's red and has more brains than the baby you just shot? The wall behind it What's red and black and gray all over? A dead baby on a meat hook. What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten trees. What's red white and screams? A pealed baby in a bag of salt. What's little & can't fit through a door? A baby with a spear in its head. What's pink and blue and stares at you from the bottom of your freezer? A baby with an icepick through it's head. What's the differnce between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon. How many babies fit in a blender? Depends on how powerful the blender is. How do you stop a cute new-born baby gazing up at you with lovingly eyes full of joy, gurgling bubbles at you through its tiny little baby mouth and waving at you with those tiny pudgy hands and those adoreable little baby toes? Gauge its fucking eyes out. What's a sure-fire way to stop a baby crying? Use an axe. What's white and glows pink? A dead baby with an electrode up its ass. What's the difference between a baby and a mars bar? About 500 calories. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, ya just keep piling them up, and the cockroaches will do it for ya. What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool? Baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats at the top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby. What's red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower What's green and hangs around trees? Same baby 3 weeks later When unloading the dead babies with a pitchfork, how do you know if you get a live one? Pitchfork quivers. This is really effective while demonstrating it live. How do you keep a baby from swimming? Chop off its limbs. What has 10 arms and blood all over it? A pit bull in front of a pile of dead babies. What's red and hangs out of the back of a train? A miscarriage! What do you do with a dead baby? Cut off its head, stuff it, and mount it on your wall What's the worst part about killing a baby? Getting blood on your clown suit How do you quiet a crying baby? Smash it with an asphalt roller