dude, try this: eat fried eggs, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes and chips for breakfast, cover it in chutney and vinegar.
Then have an apple, a milkshake and a banana.
For added power, have a greasy chinese meal for lunch.
To go over the top, get a pizza and put every spice you have on it: salt, pepper, curry, paprika, green herbs, etc.
Then add anything hot: tabasco sauce, chillies, olives, etc.
By midnight you'll fart fire, let alone the follow through.
Ok, I admit some bias. I'm using FreeBSD based OS X.1.2 & I'm programming an OS based on OpenBSD.
The important bit is the grid design, it allows serving and sharing far better than current apps do.
It will have a cutomised apache that is immune to the/. effect (can handle thousands of hits at a time)
Not really, OS X is based on FreeBSD.
FreeBSD is designed for x86 hardware.
The Aqua gui is Mac based, but it could be ported if you could run PDF in realtime, etc.
Not all Closed source is bad, My KAOS gui is closed source based on OpenBSD.
What's good about that?
it's capable of learning what you like to do, it can mutate it's functions to work more efficiently / do things nobody thought of & it can go back to the way it was when you had it set the way you want.
Soon as I compile my experimental OS that takes full advantage of a Dual G4 processor with 640 MB Ram by Learning and mutating to run more efficiently, I shall have a far better collection of apps than anyone on/.
And the best part is the faster interface with better buttons and themes.
Something even OS X has yet to do.
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Use KAOS, my revoltionary operating system.
Although it's still being designed, it has several significant advances no other OS has.
It: is a grid based OS; can run classic unix & java apps; has an XML filesystem; has very high grade encryption built in; has a completely custom theme interface & (most importantly for some/. readers) has the "dutch miracle" login.
['dutch miracle' is the magical appearance of porn pictures for your password and error messages.]
Plus, it's based on OpenBSD, so the system is very secure & native apps are agent sub processes, can only crash a sub process, have a status memory and scale up to meet any task.
A KAOS version of Apache is planned which can handle the/. effect by scaling up to run multiple servers with the same knowledge of user details.
Normal mutation is simulated, however, for the purposes of rapid evolution, it is ok to allow mutation to be from 1/1000 to 2/100 percent per generation.
Not sure what transposons are, but virii are easy to code as parasitical programs.
Reproduction has been implemented, but for some strange reason, linux users don't have reproduction capabilities yet.
Apparently, a real life is needed in order to reproduce.
:p
Just click the icon at login and the password is now your favorite pornstars...
All the errors are now porn too...
Imagine your sysop asking "what is the image you get when there is a disc error?" and "why would you want to see a girl with THAT in her WHAT?"
Yes, my KAOS sytem has this, just click the icon in the login window and porno password loads up.
Of course this means you have to have pr0n in the directory, but you can have (000) , (7 o 9) & (*}{*) as your password
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Maybe he's in a different timezone, sometime cooler than any american timezone...
Of course, I'm in the first timezone of the civilised world, New Zealand.
First to see in the new year, last to sober up...
A hidden option at login screen is Porno Password.
Click on the icon, then you can pick the (0 0 0) one with 3 boobs, (7 o 9) startrek babe & (*}{*) favorite pornstar as your login.
My KAOS system has mixed passwords, it has key passwords, sound passwords, picture passwords and porno passwords (ok, you want the lady with 3 boobs, 7 of 9 nude and your favorite pornstar as a password?)
For blind people, you can set it to play certain sounds for keys. (maybe a blind person can play the first bit of smooth criminal by Alien Ant Farm to login)
In a move to steal the spotlight from the linux update for xmas, both apple and mozilla released new versions of their software.
Rumors have it that this new version of OS X is stable enough to go for a week without a kernel panic.
And mozilla 0.9.7 now allows ugly windows icons to be used as favicons, it is rumored that autopr0n.com is considering an animated stripper as the favicon.
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dude, try this: eat fried eggs, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes and chips for breakfast, cover it in chutney and vinegar.
Then have an apple, a milkshake and a banana.
For added power, have a greasy chinese meal for lunch.
To go over the top, get a pizza and put every spice you have on it: salt, pepper, curry, paprika, green herbs, etc.
Then add anything hot: tabasco sauce, chillies, olives, etc.
By midnight you'll fart fire, let alone the follow through.
and use the profanisaurus
I am creating a new operating system which is slightly better than linux.
KAOS is an OpenBSD based operating system with smart agent apps that can learn, mutate, scale up to demand and do other cool things no OS has yet.
Ok, I admit some bias. I'm using FreeBSD based OS X.1.2 & I'm programming an OS based on OpenBSD.
/. effect (can handle thousands of hits at a time)
The important bit is the grid design, it allows serving and sharing far better than current apps do.
It will have a cutomised apache that is immune to the
Not really, OS X is based on FreeBSD.
FreeBSD is designed for x86 hardware.
The Aqua gui is Mac based, but it could be ported if you could run PDF in realtime, etc.
Not all Closed source is bad, My KAOS gui is closed source based on OpenBSD.
What's good about that?
it's capable of learning what you like to do, it can mutate it's functions to work more efficiently / do things nobody thought of & it can go back to the way it was when you had it set the way you want.
Check my Journal for more details.
Soon as I compile my experimental OS that takes full advantage of a Dual G4 processor with 640 MB Ram by Learning and mutating to run more efficiently, I shall have a far better collection of apps than anyone on /.
And the best part is the faster interface with better buttons and themes.
Something even OS X has yet to do.
.
Use KAOS, my revoltionary operating system. /. readers) has the "dutch miracle" login.
/. effect by scaling up to run multiple servers with the same knowledge of user details.
Although it's still being designed, it has several significant advances no other OS has.
It: is a grid based OS; can run classic unix & java apps; has an XML filesystem; has very high grade encryption built in; has a completely custom theme interface & (most importantly for some
['dutch miracle' is the magical appearance of porn pictures for your password and error messages.]
Plus, it's based on OpenBSD, so the system is very secure & native apps are agent sub processes, can only crash a sub process, have a status memory and scale up to meet any task.
A KAOS version of Apache is planned which can handle the
know what i mean? know what i mean?
I wonder if I could get my cd mavica to do that?
Theoretically, if you rig up a microwave, preferably with 2 waves, in a cannon tube you can make an EMP gun.
just make sure you've got the tube sealed tight at your end.
I've had a pattern recognition program for 42 months, it's not that hard to do.
yes, not every part of the logic needs to evolve.
Normal mutation is simulated, however, for the purposes of rapid evolution, it is ok to allow mutation to be from 1/1000 to 2/100 percent per generation.
Not sure what transposons are, but virii are easy to code as parasitical programs.
Reproduction has been implemented, but for some strange reason, linux users don't have reproduction capabilities yet.
Apparently, a real life is needed in order to reproduce.
:p
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why not get real security, like OpenBSD?
It's very stripped down, you have to select which features you want running and has hard crypto built in.
BTW, my KAOS operating system is based on OpenBSD and is designed to use low memory.
It has more features, mostly detailed in my journal.
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yes, this system is in KAOS, my operating system.
Just click the icon at login and the password is now your favorite pornstars...
All the errors are now porn too...
Imagine your sysop asking "what is the image you get when there is a disc error?" and "why would you want to see a girl with THAT in her WHAT?"
This news just in:
KAOS, the new operating system in development from wellington, new zealand now features "xxx errors"
XXX errors are activated when you use "Porno Password" (click on the icon at login)
You can set the images to be any pr0n you have on your system or the network.
For example, the goatse.cx guy can be the insert disc error, etc
BTW, if NSA don't want us to use it, why should they use it themselves?
a G4. supercomputer on a single cpu?
BTW, I have 2 supercomputer cpu's.
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Yes, my KAOS sytem has this, just click the icon in the login window and porno password loads up.
Of course this means you have to have pr0n in the directory, but you can have (000) , (7 o 9) & (*}{*) as your password
Maybe he's in a different timezone, sometime cooler than any american timezone...
Of course, I'm in the first timezone of the civilised world, New Zealand.
First to see in the new year, last to sober up...
I thought there was an infinite number of dimensions in the multiverse.
why not have absolute chaos?
BTW, my OS is called KAOS.
It's based on cloned agents.
I'm making an OS, KAOS.
A hidden option at login screen is Porno Password.
Click on the icon, then you can pick the (0 0 0) one with 3 boobs, (7 o 9) startrek babe & (*}{*) favorite pornstar as your login.
My KAOS system has mixed passwords, it has key passwords, sound passwords, picture passwords and porno passwords (ok, you want the lady with 3 boobs, 7 of 9 nude and your favorite pornstar as a password?)
For blind people, you can set it to play certain sounds for keys. (maybe a blind person can play the first bit of smooth criminal by Alien Ant Farm to login)
There is my Operating System, KAOS (Krypto Anarchy Operating System) but it isn't close to completion anytime soon.
Some of it will be based on OpenBSD, some on Linux, some on FreeBSD and whatever else is good enough.
If anyone represents the whiners on /. it has to be JonKatz.
It means he's that butt ugly troll whose face was used by the model cave troll in the first movie.
BTW, they have an 8 metre statue of the cave troll on the embassy theatre balcony in Wellington, New Zealand where LOTR was made.
I will go see it after I get back from the forest resort I'm going to.
In a move to steal the spotlight from the linux update for xmas, both apple and mozilla released new versions of their software.
Rumors have it that this new version of OS X is stable enough to go for a week without a kernel panic.
And mozilla 0.9.7 now allows ugly windows icons to be used as favicons, it is rumored that autopr0n.com is considering an animated stripper as the favicon.