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  1. Re:But did they hit you with advertising? on Review: Spiderman · · Score: 2
    Don't forget about all the ad banners at the Unity Festival. I wonder how much Cingular paid to be in this movie?

    Still, I guess it was worth it to see...

    *SPOILER* .

    .

    .

    .

    ... The Green Goblin surf around the buildings.

  2. Re:Why link to Yahoo!? on Doom III Officially Announced · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why link to Yahoo? Because we like ID and don't want to /. them ;-)

  3. Re:Less buggy browser? on Slashback: Spambots, Retroism, VoIPhooey · · Score: 2, Flamebait
    Anyone want to tell me a less buggy browser?

    I've heard good things about something called Internet Explorer. Why not give that a try?

  4. Well Duh! on Science a Mystery to U.S. Citizens · · Score: 2
    Sixty percent of those surveyed believe in ESP, psychic power, and alien abduction.

    Well, I saw that coming. The aliens told me about this announcement weeks ago.

  5. Help For Windows Users on Klez, The Virus that Keeps on Giving · · Score: 3, Informative
    I use a freeware, non-spyware, small Windows program called Popcorn to check all my e-mail before I download it to Outlook Express. Popcorn does not support attachments at all, it shows received attachments as base64-encoded text. It's great for filtering out junk, I just delete it from the server directly.

    http://www.ultrafunk.com/products/popcorn/ is the website for the program.

    I have nothing to do with the program or its development, I'm just a happy user.

  6. Same Here on Larger Flatbed Scanners? · · Score: 2
    I also work for a university and we're also looking for a 11x17 flatbed scanner. We've done some pricing and everything is very expensive (one scanner vendor wanted $9000 for such a device!) and way out of our budget. We're a Windows-only office (goodbye, karma) so if anyone knows an affordable Windows 11x17 flatbed scanner solution, please pass it on.

    Thanks!

  7. Cost of CDs on AOL-Time Warner's Money Pit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Finally, after all these years, the costs of sending out free AOL CDs has finally caught up with them!

  8. Re:News To Me on Linux "is not piracy" Says Microsoft Lawyer · · Score: 1

    Pirate: We must be buryin' our booty. Prepare the map! X-Windows marks the spot!

  9. Re:News To Me on Linux "is not piracy" Says Microsoft Lawyer · · Score: 5, Funny
    And I always thought "piracy" was the illegal plundering of ships and boats. I love newspeak!

    Maybe it's all in how you develop your software.

    Normal: "I'm going to compile my latest version of code."

    Piracy: "Avast me hardies, I'm going to compile me latest booty! Arrr!"

  10. Re:So when can I get my copy on Campaign-Themed Video Games? · · Score: 2, Funny
    When can I get my copy?

    When it's done.

  11. Re:which four? on Video Games Not Protected Form of Speech · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Not a bad list, but I can do one (or four) better.

    I'll see your four and raise you four more.

    The Legend Of Zelda - The Triforce should be a controlled substance.

    Mega Man - Rehabitilitation of mad scientists doesn't work.

    Donkey Kong Country - On the other hand, rehabilitation does work for gorillas.

    Super Mario Brothers - Trust the fungus.

  12. Re:No... on Nanotechnology, US Government, and Secrecy · · Score: 1
    They got started in the 1970 in Washington state.

    No, I mean the other Borg Collective, the one that wants to control everything and everyone and...

    Um...

    I mean the other Borg Collective, the one that takes other people's technology for itself and... um...

    OK, OK, I got it this time: I mean the other Borg Collective, the one that ignores problems until they become a threat... wait, that's still not totally clear...

    I was talking about the Borg Collective from Star Trek.

  13. Re:Nanotech != Good. on Nanotechnology, US Government, and Secrecy · · Score: 4, Funny
    I want nanobots in my bloodstream that automatically repair wounds, keep my arteries clean, and generally upkeep my body.

    I think this is how the Borg Collective got started...

  14. G4 Programming Schedule on G4: The Pong Channel? · · Score: 1
    After Pong Week get ready for the excitement of the G4 summer lineup!

    In May G4 takes on everyone's favorite shooter with a weeklong marathon of Duck Hunt! And after dark, we send the ducks home and show nothing but hot clay pigeon action (please, adults only).

    All this and more on G4. Insert coin!

  15. Soylent Chips on Fried Carbohydrates Form Carcinogens · · Score: 4, Funny
    high-carbohydrate foods creates acrylamide (which is a suspected human carcinogen)

    Did anyone else read that and have a Soylent Green flashback?

  16. At The Old Mac's Home... on Where Old Macs Go To Thrive · · Score: 2, Funny

    "These young whippersnappers today, they ain't even got floppy drives! What is the world comin' too? Back in my day..."

  17. Re:I think to use a radio transmitter in the car.. on Transmitters for MP3 Portables? · · Score: 3, Funny
    The last thing I need is to be driving to work in the morning, listening to my favorite radio station, and I stop by your car at a stop light and hear some god damned Punk Rock music or whatever you kids are listening to these days over MY radio!

    What ever happened to the days when people listened to The Eagles?

    "...Welcome to the Hotel California, such a-(*static*) GONNA KICK YOU IN THE FACE! GONNA SHOOT YOUR (*static*)-Plenty of room at the Hotel California..."
  18. Music Makes All The Difference on Finding the Programming Zone? · · Score: 1
    I've found that having music playing is a big productivity booster for me, and the type of music I have playing depends on what kind of project I'm working on.

    Tracking IP numbers or banning members from an online forum that I moderate requires a looped playlist of the themes from Mission: Impossible and The Lone Gunmen.

    Working on a website works best with classics from the 1980s. Give me Huey Lewis songs any day.

    Working on software is the time for lite rock or classical. However, no divas (in fact, that's a good policy for any music playlist) and no whiny love songs. Something with a beat that I can code to is optimal.

    If I want to clear out annoy coworkers having a mini-meeting in the hallway, I fire up my looping MP3 of the original Super Mario Brothers theme.

    All in all, good music is key.

  19. Re:recycle? on Recycle Fee For Each PC? · · Score: 3, Funny
    I have an old 486 with Windows 3.1 sitting under my bed just waiting for the day that I call it back into action.

    Patience, my dear, patience...

  20. Re:What's with all the *.3 filenames!! on JPG Compression - The Bandwidth Saver · · Score: 1

    Back in 1996 when I was creating a website to be hosted on the now-defunct Prodigy personal webpages server, if I used a file extension that was not 3 letters, the system would gripe and insist that 4 letter extensions were not allowed. Apparently their server system only allowed 3 letter extensions. Perhaps other servers out there use a similar set up and forbid non-3-letter extensions.

  21. What?!? on Voyager Keeps on Trucking · · Score: 4, Funny
    What are you talking about? The series finale aired last June. It's called "Endgame" and...

    Oh, you meant the probe... my mistake...

  22. Re:But it's April 17th on Thousands of Inca Mummies Unearthed · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    So, this guy's nick name is really Willy Cock?!

    Can you imagine attending a lecture by this guy?

    "Please rise for Dr. Cock..."

  23. Re:On a (somewhat) related topic... on Don't Hit That Back Button · · Score: 1
    You work for Salon, don'cha?
    No, with web design plans like that I'd say he works for Satan!
  24. Re:Fair play isn't the objective.. on The Music Business and the Internet · · Score: 1
    their goal is the acquisition of profit

    Aha, so all this time it was the Ferengi running the RIAA! It makes so much sense now!

    Quark, call your office...

  25. Re:Errr, what happened to the law? on Slashback: Membership, Quarkiness, Audioggogy · · Score: 5, Funny
    Sort of... MGM and New Line joined a club (MPAA). One of the rules of the club is that you can sort out disagreements within the club.
    First rule of Film Club: Do not talk about Film Club.