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  1. Have an asshole on me on FTC Investigates Submarine Patents · · Score: -1
    I love you all.


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  2. Re:whee on FTC Investigates Submarine Patents · · Score: -1
    You're right.


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  3. If nobody else posts any comments, I'll have to on FTC Investigates Submarine Patents · · Score: -1
    Patent this:


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  4. One goatse.cx isn't enough for this story on FTC Investigates Submarine Patents · · Score: -1
    Here's another one:


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  5. Put your patents here on FTC Investigates Submarine Patents · · Score: -1


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  6. Re:But why ? on Man-Made Black Holes Looming? · · Score: -1

    Michael Sims loves anybody and anything that sucks.

  7. It wasn't jumbo jets on Man-Made Black Holes Looming? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    And the probability of two more jets running into WTC now is quite low.

  8. Man-Made Black Hole (fucking obvious) on Man-Made Black Holes Looming? · · Score: -1, Offtopic


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  9. Re:Cherish my balls! on Notebook Upgrades: Hacking your Dell/Compaq/Toshiba · · Score: -1

    Apparently your balls have already been cut off. So what use should you have left for your hands?

  10. Re:3rd post on Notebook Upgrades: Hacking your Dell/Compaq/Toshiba · · Score: -1

    Yeah, people can't even count to three anymore.

  11. Put your notebooks here on Notebook Upgrades: Hacking your Dell/Compaq/Toshiba · · Score: -1


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  12. Re:PGP on More Mapping of the Net · · Score: -1

    Hey, what about innocent child porn freaks?

  13. Bobby Fischer's Ass on Bobby Fischer Online? · · Score: -1


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  14. We all miss him on Looking At Pretty Graphics Of Dot Com Demographics · · Score: -1

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  15. Pretty Graphics on Looking At Pretty Graphics Of Dot Com Demographics · · Score: -1
    Here:


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  16. Nobody with "Linux" in his name will ever get fp on Lego and the IP Conundrum · · Score: -1

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  17. Bite the ass that feeds you on Lego and the IP Conundrum · · Score: -1
    But not this one:


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  18. Put all your legos in here on Lego and the IP Conundrum · · Score: -1


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  19. Re:Bar code on Your Face Is Not a Bar Code · · Score: -1

    Your mom's cunt is like a bar code. Everyone recognizes it.

  20. My ass is a bar code on Your Face Is Not a Bar Code · · Score: -1


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  21. You said "hole" on Bouncing UK Children Cause Earthquake · · Score: -1
    You invoked it.


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  22. Fuck You on Bouncing UK Children Cause Earthquake · · Score: -1


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  23. Re:problems with Slashdot on PDA Wars: HP Strikes Back With New Jornadas · · Score: -1

    It means you're smoking bad weed.

  24. Re:Your a moderator? on PDA Wars: HP Strikes Back With New Jornadas · · Score: -1

    Offtopic should be +1, because recently, the subjects of Slashdot's stories are increasingly boring.

  25. VA Linux is switching to proprietary software on PDA Wars: HP Strikes Back With New Jornadas · · Score: -1

    So they're actively trying to prove how Open Source Software sucks.