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  1. Re:Interesting on BBC Optimizing UHD Video Streaming Over IP (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you just keep spouting off your unused testosterone.

    We'll learn from gramps and profit from his experience. Just keep mouthing off to people who have accomplished things before your time instead of learning from them. I'm sure some one will realize your greatness some day and place the crown on your head as you truly deserve.

  2. Re:Interesting on BBC Optimizing UHD Video Streaming Over IP (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Care to explain a little of the overall design?

  3. Re:zero copy on BBC Optimizing UHD Video Streaming Over IP (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    How? Please explain.

    I would expect that bypassing the network stack is no small feat.

  4. Re:Elephants next, please on Chinese Company To Sell Genetically Modified Micro Pigs as Pets (abc.net.au) · · Score: 1

    And fill the manure pile with ease.

  5. Re:would you buy a pet from China on Chinese Company To Sell Genetically Modified Micro Pigs as Pets (abc.net.au) · · Score: 1

    They need to make pigs where you can peel off the bacon from their hides like bark on birch or cork trees.

    Ommmmm. Come here little piggy.

  6. A gender problem? on There Is No .bro In Brotli: Google/Mozilla Engineers Nix File Type As Offensive · · Score: 0

    What a fucking faggot.

  7. Re:What applications? on Japan Display Squeezes 8K Resolution Into 17-inch LCD, Cracks 510 PPI At 120Hz · · Score: 1

    I'm typing this response from a 17" Mac laptop right now.

    Daily, I work on a 15" MBP Retina, but I hate the fact that the screen is so small. I need a Thunderbolt display right next to it for decent display of the content.

    Yeah, I want to see 17" displays again too. Badly.

  8. Re: Irony on Dormant Virus Wakes Up In Some Patients With Lou Gehrig's Disease · · Score: 1

    One of my former CEOs was diagnosed with ALS and made it his second job to fix his ALS, or he'd be dead. 15 years later and he's not in a wheelchair and he's not dead.

    I know, I know, I know, I know it sounds crazy but he said he used Cayce wet cells (yes, that Cayce) and that put a stop to his ALS. He's no longer taking bags of pills, he's leading another company and he doesn't have ALS.

    I know it sounds nutjobbery, but I'm just passing this on since you don't hear about people halting their illness (especially when it comes to ALS) and if it's useful to others, I hope that it it's put to good use.

  9. Re:Well, now we know she h8s the US Constitution on Carly Fiorina: I Supplied HP Servers For NSA Snooping · · Score: 1

    Who doesn't?!

  10. I don't watch Office Space. on Are Enterprise Architects the "Miltons" of Their Organizations? · · Score: 1

    What the hell is a "Milton"?

  11. Re:Go ninja, go ninja, go! on iPhone 6s's A9 Processor Racks Up Impressive Benchmarks · · Score: 0

    Meh. Cheerlead much?

  12. Re:Go ninja, go ninja, go! on iPhone 6s's A9 Processor Racks Up Impressive Benchmarks · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Now, if only their UI designers would get some sense in their heads and kill this white and harsh blue, ultra skinny fonts, overly animated everything and go back AT LEAST A LITTLE to the iOS 5 and iOS 6 realism.

    That UI was SO much easier to understand and less visually hideous to look at.

  13. Re:What? on Australian Workplace Tribunal Rules Facebook Unfriending Constitutes "Bullying" · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shut up, you bully.

    Why haven't you found me and sent a friend request to me yet?

    You bullying is oppressing me.

    You must be part of the patriarchy, you oppressor.

  14. Re:Still better than that malware Android on Number of XcodeGhost-Infected iOS Apps Rises · · Score: -1, Troll

    Calm your estrogenic jets there little Miss. Oversensitive to Perceived Slights on your Faggotry.

    "Stop oppressing me, stop oppressing me! Look! Look! I'm being oppressed by their thoughts, likes and dislikes! You must rush to my aid! Form a committee to save me! Why are you not saving me? You're bad people for not saving me! I'm not hurting anyone! Why don't you like me? Why don't you don't champion my causes! You're oppressing me!"

  15. In the immortal words of John Carmack on Hackers Remotely Cut a Corvette's Brakes · · Score: 1

    From an email to a friend of mine around 1996,

    "Failure in brakes.dll" - John Carmack

  16. That's unpossible. on Microsoft Creates an AI That Can Spot a Joke In a New Yorker Cartoon · · Score: 1

    There are no jokes in New Yorker cartoons.

  17. Re:Scaremongering. on Tiny Black Holes Could Trigger Collapse of Universe—Except That They Don't · · Score: 1

    Exactly.

  18. They evaporate first before eating the entire universe.

    Quite polite of them, I must say.

  19. That's kind of crazy on Epic Mega Bridge To Connect America With Russia Gets Closer To Reality · · Score: 1

    Maintenance on such a bridge will be kinda madness. Financially, as well.

  20. Not everyone is good at it and still, other things need to be done.

  21. That's nice and all, but⦠on Scientists Arm Cells With Tiny Lasers · · Score: 1

    Where are our promised "sharks with frikken' lasers"?

    The people demand answers!

  22. They should. on Nokia Wants To Make Phones Again · · Score: 1

    The past 4 times I was in Africa, I'd just buy a Nokia phone, and local number and I'd be able to roam and talk without an issue.

    With a 3G modem, I even transferred funds from one account to another in the middle of the Kalahari.

    They made great low cost and perfectly functional phones.

  23. Rather than Mars, we should look to Venus. on First Human Colonies Should Be Among Venus' Clouds · · Score: 1

    Why? Mars doesn't have a magnetosphere. Until this is remediated, any atmosphere will be whisked away by the solar winds.

    Venus has a magnetosphere. We could and should start not terraforming Venus, but "atmosphere-ing" Venus so that it can then be terraformed. Develop bacteria that live in the Venusian extremes, eat sulfuric acid and output fixed sulfur and H2O. Let the process run. We can then handle the rest.

  24. Re:My favorite color on Nanoparticle-based Fibers Could Lead To No-fade Textiles With Structural Color · · Score: 1

    Mine is plaid.

  25. It works pretty wall for reptiles, birds and butterflies.