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  1. The difference is British Airways shifting the blame to someone else.

  2. Re:Not IT... Riiiight... on British Airways Says IT Collapse Came After Servers Damaged By Power Problem (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    O'BRIEN: In order to bring the system up to Starfleet code, I had to pull out the couplings to make room for a secondary backup.
    GILORA: Starfleet code requires a second backup?
    O'BRIEN: In case the first backup fails.
    GILORA: What are the chances that a primary system and its backup would both fail at the same time?
    O'BRIEN: It's not likely, but in a crunch, I wouldn't want to be caught without a second backup.

  3. Because I'm having déjà vu.

  4. Re:When will you people learn on OneLogin Says Breach Exposed Ability To Decrypt Customer Data (krebsonsecurity.com) · · Score: 1

    I don't have a TV, you insensitive clod!

  5. Pedestrians, cyclists, animals, road conditions, weather.

  6. Re:This is going to be fun on Trump Is Pulling US Out of Paris Climate Deal: Sources (axios.com) · · Score: 1

    This comment was to show that currently polluting countries don't get any pollution-related tariffs imposed so the U.S.A. probably won't get any tariffs imposed either.

  7. Re:Obligatory Homer mis-quote on Technology Is Making the World More Unequal; Only Technology Can Fix This (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Sometimes Truth is Stranger than Fiction

    Oh, that was a neat movie.

  8. Re:When will you people learn on OneLogin Says Breach Exposed Ability To Decrypt Customer Data (krebsonsecurity.com) · · Score: 1

    That's the "I've got bigger problems" part.

  9. Re:Oh, well, if it worked in Iran for $1.50 on A New Report Finds No Evidence That People Will Work Less Under a Universal Basic Income (theoutline.com) · · Score: 1

    Well, USD$1.50 is like CAD$150.00 so yes I'd apply for that.

  10. Re:When will you people learn on OneLogin Says Breach Exposed Ability To Decrypt Customer Data (krebsonsecurity.com) · · Score: 1
  11. Re:When will you people learn on OneLogin Says Breach Exposed Ability To Decrypt Customer Data (krebsonsecurity.com) · · Score: 1

    Nope.

  12. Re:Obligatory Homer mis-quote on Technology Is Making the World More Unequal; Only Technology Can Fix This (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Read a book? You mean like the phone directory?

  13. So... giant peltier module?

  14. Re:When will you people learn on OneLogin Says Breach Exposed Ability To Decrypt Customer Data (krebsonsecurity.com) · · Score: 1

    Janitor? In my freakin' house? Nope.

  15. Re:Obligatory Homer mis-quote on Technology Is Making the World More Unequal; Only Technology Can Fix This (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm talking about Homer freakin' Simpson, you big-headed ignoramus! Nobody cares about some guy who died thousands of years ago!

  16. When will you people learn on OneLogin Says Breach Exposed Ability To Decrypt Customer Data (krebsonsecurity.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My passwords are in a little paper book on my computer desk. If a hacker has access to it, I've got bigger problems.

  17. I don't need to have my account hacked to post obnoxious crap. I can do it on my own!

  18. Re: It's never their fault, of course on Movie Studios Are Blaming Rotten Tomatoes For Killing Movies No One Wants To See (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    If you want bouncing girls, check out the Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball games.

  19. It's never their fault, of course on Movie Studios Are Blaming Rotten Tomatoes For Killing Movies No One Wants To See (qz.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Never mind that all they're able to do is either come up with sequels or prequels, or movies with brain-dead characters and insipid stories filled with impossible computer-generated action scenes.

  20. Try to imagine how much more money would be made if they allowed adult/porn/hentai apps.

  21. Obligatory Homer mis-quote on Technology Is Making the World More Unequal; Only Technology Can Fix This (theguardian.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's to technology: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

  22. Re:This is Why FTFY on Man Fined $4,000 For 'Liking' Defamatory Posts on Facebook (cnn.com) · · Score: 1
  23. Re:Damn on Silk Road Founder Loses Appeal and Will Serve Life (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    And... and... eh... only a double-moran would reply to this!

    I got you now!

  24. Re:ESPN? on Bill Simmons Says ESPN Blew It By Not Embracing Tech (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    That's why I watch porn. I get to see someone else getting fucked for a change.

  25. Damn on Silk Road Founder Loses Appeal and Will Serve Life (yahoo.com) · · Score: 1

    ...money laundering charges...

    I'll be triple-checking my pockets every time I do the laundry from now on!