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  1. Re:Lie down with dogs, you're bound to get fleas on All-Radio 4.27 Portable Can't Be Removed? Then Your PC Is Severely Infected (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with the neat "Please active Windows" watermark anyway? It's like a friend, always there for you!

  2. Yes sir immediately, I will call Bob and Mova for help, please hold.

  3. Obligatory Wall-E on SpaceX Will Send an AI Robot To Join Astronauts On ISS (seattletimes.com) · · Score: 1

    E-VE!

  4. Re:Use exactly as many as needed: 0 on How Many Exclamation Points Do You Need To Seem Genuinely Enthusiastic? (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    So we're supposed to stop watching cat videos but we're supposed to read your dissertation?!!!

  5. You need three, followed by a one!!!1

  6. That's going to go well with AmazonOS, FireOS, AlexaOS, ShippingOS, DroneOS and UnderpaidminionsOS!

  7. Re:No video over 480p is "unlimited"? on AT&T Removes HBO From an Unlimited Data Plan After Buying Time Warner (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1, Troll

    I use 480p on a 17" desktop monitor and it's almost good enough. Are you telling me anything over 480p on a freakin' 5" phone display makes any difference?

  8. They should rename themselves AT&T&T: American Twitter & Telephone & Telegraph.

  9. ... new customers ... will have to buy the more expensive unlimited plan to get HBO at no added cost.

    i.e. it's free if you pay more!

  10. Re:So, can we say "I told you so" now? on AT&T Removes HBO From an Unlimited Data Plan After Buying Time Warner (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    So basically... AT&ATs? Sounds like a great way to increase their Empire.

  11. Re:They want? on Amazon Wants You To Start a Business To Deliver Its Packages (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    This would make a great introduction for a parody of Logan's Run mixed with the style of Idiocracy and the concept of Fallout Shelter. All civilization collapses and the only people left are the ones in the Amazon Shelters.

  12. Re:They want? on Amazon Wants You To Start a Business To Deliver Its Packages (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Amazon wants you to start a business to deliver its packages
    Amazon wants you to turn your Fire tablet into a portable Echo

    Next up:
    Amazon wants you to start sending them your paychecks directly

  13. Re:Amazon has a 824 billion dollar market cap on Amazon Wants You To Start a Business To Deliver Its Packages (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Can they really afford it? I mean, they're already replacing warehouse workers with expensive robots just to stay profitable!

  14. Re:Tossing your packages in the yard on Amazon Wants You To Start a Business To Deliver Its Packages (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Well, what did you expect? You're the one who ordered a sack of bricks from Amazon!

  15. Does it affect "anything that has RAM" or does it have to be a specific type of RAM?

    Ex: is the RAM inside an ATmega328P affected by this security problem?

  16. What's up with ProtonMail outages? on What's Up With ProtonMail Outages? (bleepingcomputer.com) · · Score: 0

    And what's the deal with airplane peanuts?

  17. +1 insightful, I was about to post the same thing. If the setting is called "Tailored experiences with diagnostic data" then obviously the "off" setting is going to be the dimmed bulb.

  18. Re:Instagram is estimated to be worth something? on Instagram Is Estimated To Be Worth More Than $100 Billion (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    I wish people would stop paying ads for Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, yes.

  19. Re:Instagram is estimated to be worth something? on Instagram Is Estimated To Be Worth More Than $100 Billion (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    I still don't understand how users would be "worth" $4/month in the first place. If the internet was free and devices were free too, I couldn't complain.

    But right now, advertisting companies should be paying users to display ads on their devices. It's our bandwidth, our monthly quotas, our devices.

  20. Obligatory Mortal Kombat on Blogger Stabbed To Death After Internet Abuse Seminar (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    FATALITY

  21. Instagram is estimated to be worth something? on Instagram Is Estimated To Be Worth More Than $100 Billion (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Instagram is estimated to be worth more than $100 billion [...] The photo-sharing platform, which reached 1 billion monthly active users earlier this month...

    So someone is estimating that each and every Instagram user is worth 100 US dollars?

    WTF is wrong with wall street?

  22. Re:Unicode doesn't belong in a URL... on Scammers Abuse Multilingual Domain Names (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    But would anyone be able to get a certificate with a look-alike domain name signed to the name "Microsoft Corp." or similar?

  23. Re:Unicode doesn't belong in a URL... on Scammers Abuse Multilingual Domain Names (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Also, requiring ASCII doesn't prevent scammers. slashdot.org and sIashdot.org are both in ASCII character only.

    Let's return to ASCII-only URLs and have the browsers display the subdomain, domain name and the TLD in uppercase and have them use a constant font across all platforms that makes it impossible to mistake an uppercase letter "O" with the number "0" (zero).

  24. Re: Unicode doesn't belong in a URL... on Scammers Abuse Multilingual Domain Names (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Ook ook grok tok!

  25. Re:Obligatory Star Trek on NASA Asks: Will We Know Life When We See It? (nasa.gov) · · Score: 1

    The only Starfleet captain who has ever boldly gone somewhere is captain Picard.