User: JDark

Visa Gift Card leftovers

On: Leaving a Comment? That'll Be 99 Cents, and Your Name

I have $1.37 left over on a gift VISA card. I can change the name to anything I want. Turd Fergason coming to a comment section near your.

Green Diamond

On: The Data-Driven Life

I just want to know when I will be getting the green diamond over my head.

Re:Code Heaven

On: What Happens To Code From Failed Projects?

Then you have not met the right stripper.

Install lights and mirrors...

On: What Shall We Do With the Moon Once We Get There?

so the moon can never appear as a crescent again. HAHA Muslims.

Insert random breast implant joke here.

On: Perfect Silicon Sphere to Redefine the Kilogram

Jenna Jameson do your part for science.

How everyone keeps their passwords..

On: Suggestions for Company Wide Password Vault?

Buy bulk post-it notes and a novelty sized keyboard.

My vote is...

On: Treasures or Trash, 5 PC Cases for Gamers

trash, trash, trash, trash, and trash.

Why didn't he delete the Hosts file first?

On: The Cost of Computer Naivete

I'm almost positive that is why it wasn't letting it connect.

When am I gonna get served?

On: 2191.78 Years for the RIAA to Sue Everyone

Great.. with my luck I'll be served in the first 200 years.

Re:Like candy from a baby

On: BitTorrent Community Running For Cover?

You go Tofu.