Slashdot Mirror


The Cost of Computer Naivete

wiredog writes "What happens when you put an unprotected Windows 98 box on a broadband connection? Two perspectives from two reporters for the Washington Post (frr,yyy): The User's " an odyssey that has taken $800 and roughly 48 man-hours over nearly three weeks" and Digital Doctor's "Her PC was in such bad shape, it required 10 1/2 hours of surgery to restore it to working condition.""

917 comments

  1. Slow computer! by NeoFunk · · Score: 4, Funny

    Geez... it takes 10 1/2 hours to install Linux these days? Have all distributions gone the way of Gentoo?

    1. Re: Slow computer! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 3, Funny


      > Geez... it takes 10 1/2 hours to install Linux these days? Have all distributions gone the way of Gentoo?

      Hours??? You've obviously never tried it over a dialup connection!

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:Slow computer! by fitten · · Score: 1

      Geez... it takes 10 1/2 hours to install...

      or reinstall Windows 98 or any OS...

    3. Re:Slow computer! by jimicus · · Score: 4, Funny

      or reinstall Windows 98 or any OS...

      Yeah, but you know what happened:

      Tech: Heck, this is a mess. Best to reinstall the whole lot from scratch. You do have backups, right?
      User: B... Back--ups?
      Tech: (sigh)

    4. Re:Slow computer! by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      Tech: Heck, this is a mess. Best to reinstall the whole lot from scratch. You do have backups, right? User: B... Back--ups?

      It most liekly has a Ghost image onan enclosed CD of the OS as it was shipped. Takes about 15 minutes to reghost a machine.

    5. Re: Slow computer! by ReTay · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Is it just me or should that guy be embarrassed to admit that he took 10.5 hours to reinstall an OS and a security suite? I realize that he took the long way to fix the issue. As far as I see it if ANYONE other then the client has had root on a box you can't trust it. Ever. You need to reinstall from known good media and start over.
      But maybe that is just me.

    6. Re:Slow computer! by jimicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not the point. If the customer doesn't have backups of their work & you don't have easy access to some means of backing it up, you'll have to do it the hard way. (WTF are you doing such a job if you don't carry around a spare hard disk?!)

      If the customer simply doesn't like the sound of rebuilding from scratch, you'll have to do it the hard way.

      If the customer doesn't have access to original install media (and you're going to be a Good Little Tech and refuse to put pirated software on), you're going to have to do it the hard way.

    7. Re: Slow computer! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful


      > Is it just me or should that guy be embarrassed to admit that he took 10.5 hours to reinstall an OS and a security suite?

      Embarrassed? If he was charging $45/hour he should be bragging about it.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    8. Re:Slow computer! by I_am_the_man · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If the customer doesn't have access to original install media (and you're going to be a Good Little Tech and refuse to put pirated software on), you're going to have to do it the hard way."

      This is quite laughable. You will have more luck seeing little green men than a Windows "Good Little Tech" that does not have a trough full of pirated Windows software that they are not only willing to use but think it is almost silly not to.

    9. Re:Slow computer! by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know, I know, don't feed the trolls, but if more ppl would read things like this: Dispelling the myths of Gentoo Linux, an honest review: more ppl would know what they were talking about in regards to Gentoo.

      Oh, and CAN WE GET A GODDAMN GENTOO TOPIC ICON ON /. PLEASE!

      CVB!@#$%^&*()

    10. Re: Slow computer! by ReTay · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Umm $45.00 X 10 hours would be $450.00
      He states that he billed her 800.00 total.
      That is a lot more the $45.

      I would hope computer people have more morals than used car sales people or politicians.

    11. Re:Slow computer! by cyber0ne · · Score: 1

      ...you're going to have to do it the hard way

      Hence charging by the hour.

      You're right though, if a customer's complete lack of preparation is part of the problem then it's going to cost them.

      I remember introducing this concept to a small company I used to work for (putting small networks in local businesses). My boss thought that partitioning the drive on a machine we install was "more complicated than it needs to be." No, spending 8 hours at the client's office "fixing" a computer instead of Ghosting an image (we had a license for Ghost, why weren't we using it?) was "more complicated than it needs to be."

      --
      http://publicvoidlife.blogspot.com
    12. Re: Slow computer! by jedidiah · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What I think is shocking is the fact that the PC tech apparently did not feel it necessary to wipe the OS and start from scratch. Both these articles perpetrate the dangerous notion that being r00ted is recoverable. Once a system has been compromised, there's no telling what other nasties reside therein.

      This bit of info was sorely lacking from both articles.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    13. Re: Slow computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      First, the article says the guy came over in course of the next week and try to install Norton firewall, to no avail, and that the owner made some calls to M$ for like half an hour. Therefore the $800 paid for more than the 10 hrs of technician labor.

      Second, as someone else pointed out in this thread, you do not expect a car to go on without maintenance. Come on, the computer is not a damn fridge. It is a COMPUTING device, and the Internet is a complex two-way medium, not a dumb TV set. If you do not take care of your car, you will end up with your thumb on the road. Same here. Tow-away and repairs.

      So no, the technician did not act like a used car salesman. The dude just fixed a computer that was unusable.

    14. Re: Slow computer! by ReTay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "First, the article says the guy came over in course of the next week"

      Right and a week to do an OS install is OK how?

      "If you do not take care of your car, you will end up with your thumb on the road. Same here. Tow-away and repairs."

      Right but the miss in your analogy is that the mechanic billed for 5 times the book repair time.
      Or actually took 5 times as long as it should have taken. And if that is the case how is it the problem of the client that it took that long?

      10.5 hours for an OS install? No way. For $800 the client could have gotten a new computer.

    15. Re: Slow computer! by ReTay · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP!

      Exactly trying to scrub a rooted box is not good security. You also leave your self open to the questions like... Are you sure you got it all?
      When they resume the habits that got them all the bug in the first place.

    16. Re:Slow computer! by TheZax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the customer doesn't have access to original install media (and you're going to be a Good Little Tech and refuse to put pirated software on), you're going to have to do it the hard way.

      If the person has a legal license for windows (assuming they had windows pre-installed, they would), is it still pirated if you use different media?
      That sounds like a BSA stance, not a legal one.

      --

      JWall: GUI client for IPTables
    17. Re: Slow computer! by SnappleMaster · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Exactly. He should have spent 20 minutes backing up her crud and then a couple hours doing a reformat reinstall.

      It would have been easier and by far the most intelligent course of action.

      He should also be smacked in the head for not getting her off Windows 98. Windows 98 is 6+ years old. How many people here recommend 6 year old Linux distros?

      --
      Be happy. Nothing else matters.
    18. Re:Slow computer! by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      Totally agreed. It may be technically non-legal, but morally its fine since you aren't causing any loss in revenue.

      Although I would add that for friends and family I wouldn't care about the licensing issue since the machine came with a Windows license, *but* for anyone else I'd have to be pedantic just to cover myself legally.

    19. Re:Slow computer! by mazesoft · · Score: 1

      Not always.

      I am one, and know several others personally of the "Good Little Tech" variety.

      I don't pirate, and will not assist others in pirating. I do this out of respect for the law, and out of courtesy to other programmers who put their time and effort into making software.

      If you are willing to pirate software, may I suggest you do some programming first to get an understanding of what goes into creating the very work you are stealing?

    20. Re: Slow computer! by Cramer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, you can de-0wn a rooted UNIX(tm) system. Microsoft has made it much more difficult with their own (lame-ass) file integrity controls.

      Restoring a UNIX(tm) system is merely tedious. Compare the existing system to that last known good archive and/or OS distribution media. Any missing or new files should be inspected manually and restored or deleted as needed. (All of this is done from a different system, obviously.)

      I have un-r00t3d several systems over the years. And I've burned down a number of windows boxes. Erasing a system and starting over is not always a good solution as it will often take longer to reinstall all the applications and personal data than it would to inspect the entire system. (Of course, if a virus scanner has found 23,000 infections in 30mins, it's best to take it out to a field and shoot it.)

    21. Re: Slow computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I see it if ANYONE other then the client has had root on a box you can't trust it.

      Than. The word is than.

    22. Re: Slow computer! by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "He should also be smacked in the head for not getting her off Windows 98. Windows 98 is 6+ years old. How many people here recommend 6 year old Linux distros?"

      I sometimes use and sometimes reccommend Windows 98. It doesn't have the security problems of XP/2000 (no Windows Messenger, no LDASS or whatever that was, no remote assistance, no product activation, no media player with evil crap in it, you can update it without revealing the software you use to Microsoft, the EULA doesn't allow Microsoft to impose new terms on you in the future, nor does it allow them to remotely install software on your machine. It's not as stable, but it only needs to run for long enough to play a game; nobody would be using Windows for any real work anyway, and you can dual-boot back to a proper operating system when you've finished playing the game.

      Oh yeah, and "flamebait" is the button you want to press. Reccomending windows98 indeed! Don't I know that the moderators are all MS guys, with their "if you administered a billion computers for a fortune-500 company like I do, you'd know..." attitude.

    23. Re:Slow computer! by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "I know, I know, don't feed the trolls, but if more ppl would read things like this: Dispelling the myths of Gentoo Linux, an honest review: more ppl would know what they were talking about in regards to Gentoo."

      A review from somebody who "examinined the output of dmesg to discover that the new SATA drives are accessible by /dev/sda instead of /dev/hda", then "checked his kernel source-code to find whether SATA is part of the SCSI system"

      Which myth was this dispelling? He was going through the linux kernel source-code, just to try and get his hard-disk recognised!!!

    24. Re:Slow computer! by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 2, Informative

      hey now, I could do a GRP install (binary packages) of Gentoo in less than 3 hours.

      I don't.....but I could.

      --


      "Lame" - Galaxar
    25. Re: Slow computer! by Westech · · Score: 1

      What gets me is that she spent $800 to "fix" a six year old computer running Windows 98. For that price, she could have bought a brand new, much faster computer with the latest operating system.

      I see this mentality all the time. Why is it that people choose to spend 2-3 times what an old PC is worth to fix it? Once it's fixed, you still have a crappy, old PC! Even when you point out to someone that they could buy a brand new PC for what they are spending on the old one, the response is usually something like, "But I don't need a new computer. This one does everything I need." Huh?

    26. Re: Slow computer! by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Not entirely. It's a bit of a stretch, but this -is- Windows 98 we're talking about here. Remember what a huge pain in the ass that was? "Please insert the Windows 98 CD". Then navigate to the proper location. Wash, rinse, repeat.

      I recently had to reinstall an AXP 1800+ system that had 512M and a 7200rpm 40G disk. It was using Windows 2000. The only software that was being put on it was the device drivers (including those for a Matrox G450 dualhead), Symantec Act! (all Symantec software is shit, I've concluded), and Office 2000.

      The whole affair took roughly 6 hours to complete, possibly a bit longer. Granted, I would make some changes, reboot the thing, and then walk away for a few moments, but I doubt that added much more than 30 minutes to the entire process. I ran into continual driver problems, despite having installed the system with the -exact- same software versions several months prior.

      Weird shit would happen. The audio drivers would be installed properly, the speakers would be plugged in and turned on, and media player said audio was being played - but no sound came out of the speakers. Hunt for files, delete files, and reboot. Wash, rinse, repeat.

      10.5 hours is completely understandable for a 6 year old Windows 98 machine from Gateway, of all places, known for shitty hardware world round. Reinstalling Windows is often a bitch.

      --
      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
    27. Re: Slow computer! by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Nothing short of a format will ensure that 100% of all malware has been expunged from a system. When measured against potential losses incurred due to a possibly overlooked .001%, the extra time on the frontend is more than worthwhile.

      The OS and the OS metadata are where the infection lies. So, wiping user data may not be necessary. Although, M$ has "innovated" enough in this area that even data might be suspect.

      At the very least, the entire registry needs to go.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    28. Re: Slow computer! by visgoth · · Score: 1

      For $800 she could have ditched that ancient piece of crap machine, and bought a new one that would smoke her 6 year old clunker. She's have a clean install of a new os, and tech support for however many months the maker offers. Honestly, only an idiot would pay that kind of money to have their drive wiped and os reloaded.

      --
      My patience is infinite, my time is not.
    29. Re: Slow computer! by jedidiah · · Score: 0

      New Linux distros are FREE.

      That makes a big difference. New monopolyware costs money. Monopolyware will also try to force change upon the user (potentially expensive change).

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    30. Re: Slow computer! by visgoth · · Score: 1
      blah, itchy trigger finger... here's what I meant to say:

      For $800 she could have ditched that ancient piece of crap machine, and bought a new one that would smoke her 6 year old clunker. She'd have a clean install of a new os, and tech support for however many months the maker offers.

      Honestly, only an idiot would pay that kind of money to have their drive wiped and os reloaded. Get the neighbourhood teenage nerd to do it for $100, a pizza, and some coke (thats how I earned my money back in the day :) )

      --
      My patience is infinite, my time is not.
    31. Re: Slow computer! by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Hello? McFly? The user data is most likely the source of the spewage... VBScript, macros, "screen savers"...

    32. Re:Slow computer! by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      ...If the customer doesn't have access to original install media (and you're going to be a Good Little Tech and refuse to put pirated software on), you're going to have to do it the hard way.

      If the customer doesn't have either the original media or a new purchase of the media, I will not be doing any kind of install, period (we're talking Windows).

      I'm assuming you would also have them purchase new media before you rebuild as well, given your piracy statement.

    33. Re:Slow computer! by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

      was it obvious that SATA is seen under sda, and not hda, even though it's an IDE drive? sounds like nitpicking if you ask me, there's a point to the article, and that's not it.

      PCV&()*#@$$$$

    34. Re: Slow computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      About that "Please insert the Win 98 cd" problem: Copy the contents of the \win98 directory to the hard drive. When any installer asks for the cd, point it to the hard drive files instead.

    35. Re: Slow computer! by BlueStraggler · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Honestly, only an idiot would pay that kind of money to have their drive wiped and os reloaded.

      Anybody whose data is worth less than their computer is just using it as a toy. Regaining access to your data is of far greater value than making the stupid hardware run. If it was one of my computers, I'd happily pay the $800 (or even $8000) to get my data back, and *then* I'd ditch the "ancient piece of crap machine" and buy a new one.

      (Well, actually, I keep distributed backups to avoid this problem, and use almost exclusively ancient piece of crap hardware since the machines themselves are irrelevant. So if it were my computer, I'd probably just spend the $800 on women and beer.)

    36. Re: Slow computer! by danila · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The lusers don't care about security, they only care when their computers are slow... or actually they don't even care when their computers are slow, they only care about the computers not working at all!

      So if you want to write spyware or viruses, make it efficient, and don't use too much computer resources. Nobody really minds running about a dozen rogue programmes on the PC if they don't prevent their browser and other Internet software from running. In reality, the thing that users don't like is adware, which replaces DNS or some other Internet services and prevents them from reaching their favourite Internet sites (even everywhere, that simply shows popups or replaces text on web pages with advertising is ok).

      --
      Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
    37. Re: Slow computer! by wabb1t · · Score: 1

      I fully agree with you. I avoid IE for all sites except http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com, and have uninstalled the "File and printer sharing for MS Networks" and "Client for Microsoft Networks" services. This leaves me with drivers for the network card, and TCP/IP.

      No open ports on the machine, therefore no way in while I leave the machine alone. And I have installed the critical updates.

      Furthermore, I also have FreeBSD (flame > /dev/null) as a primary operating system. Windows' main job is gaming these days.

    38. Re: Slow computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Right on, somebody gets factual about 98. Thanks man.

      Hate Microsoft all you want, but here's my experience with 98se: it works fine if you do a few simple things.

      The big one is don't use MS apps. No IE, no Outlook, and no Word if you can avoid it. (OOffice can't do everything you need to collaborate with some publishers. It does a lot now, though. Many professionals don't need Word anymore.) This makes an stable box for joeuser who turns the computer off at night.

      Run a lot of software over time and you will start getting the crash-happy MS experience we are all too familiar with. Install the Unofficial Patch. This cures it flat out. Every bit as good as reinstall. I haven't had done a reinstall on any 98 box since that's come out; it may be a permanent fix.

      The recipie: install w98se + Unofficial Patch + O'Reilly Utilities + Tweak UI, and you've got a stable 32bit OS that runs almost all software and hardware, and with a low learning curve that you can hand to any joeuser. Add zonealarm and AVG and it's secure. (remember, you're not running the insecure MS apps because they make it instable.)

      I'd love to have a Linux option that's this damn easy. We're not there yet. But we're getting close and I'm looking forward to it. Linux is so much better in other areas.

      Also we're finally seeing apps and hardware that don't list compatibility with 98. These mostly work, but there's no longer enough 98 users to justify supplier testing. So we're finally seeing the end of the road coming for 98 as a do-everything OS.

      But dual boot is a piece of cake with 98, meaning moving your joeuser on to Linux for the inevitable OS upgrade is easy. No need for XP.

      Hope that helps somebody. MS deserves a lot of flak, but that's been overwhelming the fact that an excellent stable w98se can be easily set up for clients, friends, and family. Use those old disks if you've got them: it's *not* the blue screen hell you've been told.

    39. Re:Slow computer! by JaxGator75 · · Score: 1

      *BING!!!*

      --
      Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
    40. Re:Slow computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had an IDE drive (of the SATA variety), I wouldn't even think of looking under sda if I didn't catch it in the boot up messages. That's just fucking retarded.

    41. Re:Slow computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For re-installs you don't have to purchase new media, you can re-install from the same licence.

    42. Re:Slow computer! by JoeZeppy · · Score: 1
      "If the customer doesn't have access to original install media (and you're going to be a Good Little Tech and refuse to put pirated software on), you're going to have to do it the hard way."

      This is quite laughable. You will have more luck seeing little green men than a Windows "Good Little Tech" that does not have a trough full of pirated Windows software that they are not only willing to use but think it is almost silly not to.

      Hey!

      Policemen don't pay for donuts.
      Car mechanics use the service bays and tools free after work.
      Lan Admins don't pay for software. Call it a perk

      (and don't tell me none of you developers has a work-owned copy of Visual C++ or whatever at home "for working from home on the weekends").

      (Plant tongue firmly in cheek) I think if these companies want me to recommend and support their buggy crapware, it's a professional courtesy for them to supply me with a copy so I can become experienced on it. ;')

      That being said, I don't pass out free software to others, both for legal reasons and I don't want them to get caught or left hanging by vendor support, since they don't realize what they have is illegal. But if I need a copy of something for a re-install or troubleshooting session, I've got a humongous 3-ring binder full of everything that ever went across my desk.

      Once a year I want to muck around with Photoshop for personal amusement, if I didn't burn a copy, there's no way I'd buy one.

    43. Re: Slow computer! by TheGavster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hear hear! For an inexperienced home user, Win98 is rather safer than 2K/XP. Its also much easier to grab files off of a FAT32 partition when it dies than to mess with getting the machine booted to a state where you can see the NTFS structure. Average users wind up being given root accounts on 2K and XP anyhow, simply because so much software requires it. 47 days is plenty of uptime for someone who only uses their computer a couple of hours a day tops.

      --
      "Because Science" is one step from "Because old book". Try "Because of my experiment testing my falsifiable assertion".
    44. Re:Slow computer! by pyrrhonist · · Score: 1
      If the customer doesn't have either the original media or a new purchase of the media, I will not be doing any kind of install, period (we're talking Windows).

      Why not? With Windows 2000 and later, the serial number is physically placed onto the computer in question. You can install the same OS from any media without violating the license agreement by using the number on the Microsoft sticker attached to the case.

      --
      Show me on the doll where his noodly appendage touched you.
    45. Re: Slow computer! by Humpinate · · Score: 1

      The same fact that this IT ne'er-do-well amply demonstrates TWICE is that he has NO EXPERIENCE.
      He's OBVIOUSLY some MCSE
      tool hired at minimum wage until "he got his feet wet" loading 300 of the same machine with the same AW-ffice $oftware.
      The central fact ignored by most of the people reading these parent articles is this : HIRE A FU%#IN'
      PROFESSIONAL !!!!!!

    46. Re: Slow computer! by spudgun · · Score: 1, Insightful

      you sir , are why landfills are full

      if it works why get a faster hotter computer , and polute the enviroment more ?

      --
      Type unto others as you would have them type unto you.
    47. Re: Slow computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • Both these articles perpetrate the dangerous notion that being r00ted is recoverable. Once a system has been compromised, there's no telling what other nasties reside therein.

      Congratulations, I think you're the only one who got it. Once you're rooted, by spyware or by a hacker, the only really safe out is to start from scratch. It's too late to do anything else.

    48. Re: Slow computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe I misread the article, but I didn't see anything about an OS being reinstalled. Perhaps, just perhaps, this wasn't an option? Bad OEM disc, or no OME disc, or no disc at all? Not completely out of the norm.

      True, 10 hours is a long time, but don't be hasty to doubt his ability to troubleshoot and resolve issues.

    49. Re: Slow computer! by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's something which you might want to try:

      Make www.windowsupdate.com and v4.windowsupdate.com trusted sites, then crank up the security settings for the internet zone. No html forms, no downloads, no activex, no vbscript, no java...

      It cripples IE so much that you can't even use it by accident. Not so useful if you're out of the habit of typing things into the address bar of file manager windows, but very useful if you have others using your computer who ust don't listen. ;)

      --
      It's been a long time.
    50. Re:Slow computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (and don't tell me none of you developers has a work-owned copy of Visual C++ or whatever at home "for working from home on the weekends").

      1/ The Microsoft EULA for dev studio permits this

      2/ No, I don't even run windows at home =p

    51. Re: Slow computer! by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Another useful thing is that you can install over a damaged 98 installation to get a running machine with most of your settings and such intact. It's a bit crude, but it's a world easier than dealing with an NT install with a couple toasted files from a chkdsk and having to start from scratch because the installer removes everything and renames the profile on you. :/

      --
      It's been a long time.
    52. Re:Slow computer! by kundor · · Score: 1

      You're not buying the media; you're buying a license to use the software. So it's perfectly legal to use someone else's media (or a copy) to utilize your license -- as long as you only have it installed on one computer at one time.

    53. Re:Slow computer! by maximilln · · Score: 1

      You're not buying the media; you're buying a license to use the software

      A license is a fictitious construct of a rental agreement. The only difference is that the enforcement of a license is paid for by public funds and is a felony while the enforcement of a rental agreement requires the owner to fund their own legal pursuit and compile their own case.

      Any intelligent renter (*ahem* licenser) is well aware of the implications of reproduction. Wouldn't it be a little more socially responsible to work within the system rather than making felons out of 12 year olds? Well, unless there was some enormous profit motive, that is...

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    54. Re: Slow computer! by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      RTFA. Glenn did reinstall Win98, be he had to go it into a usable shape before backing up the data - even though he did not specificially mention this. Kathleen did touch on the virtues of free software (albeit Zonealarm), but didn't go far enough IMHO.

      --
      --
      no sig for you. come back one year.
    55. Re: Slow computer! by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Because the 5 or 6 year old pc that was wonderful at running Windows 98 won't cut it trying to run XP, no matter how much ram you throw at it. If you want to stick with Windows, you MUST upgrade at some point. If you want to keep using 98, and it works for you (hope you don't need usb much), then it's fine. But most people want to use what's new or what's supposed to be 'better', at least software-wise.

    56. Re:Slow computer! by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I operate with a few rules... fix peoples screwed up machines, make money, cover my ass. The last one is actually more important than the first two, but in the spirit of customer service the first one is only virtually important, and not as realisticaly important as the second. heh

    57. Re: Slow computer! by spudgun · · Score: 1

      well Actually yes W98 still runs all my apps
      the only thing I've struck that won't run is Nvidia's "dawn"

      mind you I only upgradeed from 3.11 when 1 app wouldn't work anymore, in early 1998

      But back then all games were dos and I had good old slack 3.x for my net use ....

      --
      Type unto others as you would have them type unto you.
    58. Re: Slow computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ve been trying to load PCQLinux2004 on my PC since Saturday night with no success.14th Aug to 17th Aug.2004. Half way through it aborts/terminates.'There is a bug pl post it to bugzilla..'I tried MBRTool to clean my MBR before loaing , tried FDisk and Ranish Partition Manager to clean the 10Gb HDD which has Winows98 on about 4Gb partition.

    59. Re: Slow computer! by snuf23 · · Score: 1

      There are tools available that can read NTFS partitions for recovery. In addition to commercial tools such as NTFSDOS or ERD Commander, Knoppix uses open source NTFS tools to allow you to recover data. Last time I checked they were read only, but thats all you need to recover.
      I used to only use FAT32 because it was easy to recover, but now it makes more sense to use the more robust NTFS. NTFS handles large drives much better.

      --
      Sometimes my arms bend back.
    60. Re: Slow computer! by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      you could reinstall the OS (to be sure its safe) and keep the data.

      bring knoppix or slax, mount a usb keyring, or a borrowed cdrw drive, or anything like that, stick the data on there.

      wipe the HD, reinstall the OS, virus scan the removable storage medium, recover the data stored on the removable storage medium.

      This way you have 100% integrity and all the data is still there. How much is a usb keyring (128mb should be enough for a typical windows 98 user) nowadays? not even $100 - therefore, if i charge $50 ph, i could do the job for $300 tops (and thats after buying a very expensive usb keyring), and be sure of the integrity of the OS afterwards.

      And I would throw in the USB keyring for free :)

    61. Re: Slow computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! Overrated? "Offtopic" I could see, but it's not overrated; nobody thinks to do it. Evidently CAIMLAS didn't think of it, and he's not the first person I've heard lament the need for the Windows cd while never realizing the hard drive could help. Excuse me for trying to help with a common Windows 98 complaint. We can't all be omniscient Linux gods.

    62. Re: Slow computer! by The+Slashdot+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This guy charged someone $800 buck to fix a system running Windows 98, rather than telling them to just go out and buy a new system for that price or less?

      He acted like a crooked mechanic, no better.

    63. Re:Slow computer! by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

      exactly, thus the pertinence of this article.

      your humble servant,
      CB(*)$#@

    64. Re: Slow computer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Make www.windowsupdate.com and v4.windowsupdate.com trusted sites, then crank up the security settings for the internet zone. No html forms, no downloads, no activex, no vbscript, no java... It cripples IE so much that you can't even use it by accident."

      So what you're saying is, untick all the buttons labelled "infect me please"?

    65. Re: Slow computer! by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Second, as someone else pointed out in this thread, you do not expect a car to go on without maintenance. Come on, the computer is not a damn fridge.

      That's right. And even a fridge needs to be defrosted and cleaned out now and then. If even a fridge needs this, why do so many computer owners not expect to maintain their computer?

      --
      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
    66. Re: Slow computer! by EndlessNameless · · Score: 1

      ::: Another useful thing is that you can install over a damaged 98 installation to get a running machine with most of your settings and such intact. It's a bit crude, but it's a world easier than dealing with an NT install with a couple toasted files from a chkdsk and having to start from scratch because the installer removes everything and renames the profile on you. :/ :::

      In the case of WinXP (which is the only NT-based OS a regular home user would reasonably have), simply installing Windows to a different directory prevents the OS from screwing with the existing user data. Granted, you may have to figure out on your own that S1-2345-4576-2346-4567 is the name of little Suzy's profile directory, but it should all remain on the hard disk.

      I believe this is also true of NT/2K since they wouldn't have to overwrite the SAM security hive in the Windows directory, but I'm not 100% sure of those OSes.

      --

      ---
      According to the latest ruleset, this post should be modded as Vorpal Flamebait +5.
    67. Re: Slow computer! by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Windows doesn't come with this stuff, but stupid dumb lusers install it all anyway... I've had PC's come back to me with the same problem - THE DAY AFTER I sent it back to them in perfect working condition - because they installed shitty software including, but not limited to MSN, WMP, Kazaa, Hotbar, Incredimail etcetera...

      --
      Founder & COO, Hayai India (hayai.in) / USA (hayaibroadband.com) // t: @mgcarley
  2. To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    (Yeah I know, fair to Microsoft... on Slashdot!)

    Windows 98 is 6 years old and isn't sold with computers anymore. This test just shows remaining Windows 98 users they should keep up to date or upgrade to XP.

    1. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by HBI · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be fair, if I put up my 1996 version of Slackware on the net or a copy of System 7.5.3 on an old 68k Macintosh I wouldn't have these problems, at least not to that degree.

      I don't absolve Microsoft at all.

      --
      HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
    2. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by sw149 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mac OS 7 secure and stable as ever.

    3. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Throtex · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you wanted to be really fair, I could say that I could put my Commodore 128 on the Internet and let anyone who telnets to it run anything they damned well please, and I still wouldn't have problems...

    4. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by polyp2000 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      This test just shows remaining Windows 98 users they should keep up to date or upgrade to XP.

      I tried to upgrade my mothers PC to XP, its a 400mhz AMD K6. It didnt work. So I installed Mandrake 10. No problems whatsoever.

      --
      Electronic Music Made Using Linux http://soundcloud.com/polyp
    5. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are no exploits in linux software from 1996? I find that difficult to believe after seeing exploits in Apache, SSH, etc, etc.

    6. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so is my box running DOS 6.22.

    7. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Nick+of+NSTime · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Consider this for a moment. Jane Boxwine buys a brand-new computer in 1999. It's a Pentium II 400 with 128MB RAM, 8MB HD, and Windows 98. She spends $2000 on it.

      Jane Boxwine uses this computer for Quicken, maybe to email her family, Solitaire, and simple things like that. Her computer has not outlived its usefulness, but it is woefully underpowered by today's standards.

      So now you're telling her that she has to spend $100 on a Windows XP upgrade *and* install an OS that will be very noticeably slower on her machine? You're telling her that Microsoft made mistakes and now Jane has to pay for it?

      So what's the solution for Jane Boxwine?

    8. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by PoprocksCk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It may be true that Windows XP is much more stable and in some cases, secure, than its 9X predecessors. However, I have found that 99% of the problems that occur with Windows machines are due to spyware and viruses that have plagued the machine.

      Merely switching to XP is not enough. As a relatively proficient user, if I were to set up a Windows machine for a friend or family member, for instance, I would make sure a virus scanner was available, along with a spyware scanner and tell them to run the spyware scanner once a week. I would also replace Internet Explorer with Firefox, or maybe Mozilla Application Suite.

      The point is, Windows may be more stable out of the box than it used to be, but it is still susceptible to the exact same problems that its predecessors were, mainly due to flaws in IE and other MS programs such as Outlook.

    9. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by dave420 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Yes, and that OS can't do as much as Windows 98 can for that particular user. Let's compare like with like here. I mean, I could say "and I can turn on my Spectrum 128 +2 and it would run fine!" - technically true, but hardly a real comparison.

      And this is /., so no-one expects microsoft to be absolved, even if they did nothing wrong ;)

    10. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Compare apples and oranges, please. Last I looked Win98 didn't come from Microsoft with Apache, SSH, etc...

      But if you *do* want to compare Apache against PWS, go ahead - even MIcrosoft didn't consider PWS a real web server - just something you could use to test and play with.

    11. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by hb253 · · Score: 1

      I do some work on the side. Regardless of OS (98, XP, etc), a majority of the PC's I work on have major problems due to viruses, spyware, and general lack of maintenance. People simply are not aware of how to take care of a PC. They don't know about patches, firewalls, antivirus, defrag, spyware, disk space, screen resolution/refresh rate, etc. I guess they view computers as appliances and expect them to be as reliable and maintenance free.

      As part of my service, I try to educate customers about these things, and generally, they're receptive. But there's a limit to how much of my time people are willing to pay for in order to learn "computers."

      --
      Self awareness - try it!
    12. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by garcia · · Score: 5, Informative

      To be fair, if you installed a stock version of Slackware from 1996 on the net, without a firewall, you would be subject to known exploits either in the kernel or the userland programs that were included in the stock distribution.

    13. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't recall what all Slackware installed in 1996 by default, I just have a hard time believe none of it had any exploits.

    14. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by HBI · · Score: 2, Informative

      What exactly *can't* a Macintosh do?

      Admittedly the 68k boxes were paltry low-end 486 class performers even in their best incarnation, but many a person was running Win98 on a comparable machine in 1998.

      I'll answer my own question: "DirectX games". That's about it.

      --
      HBI's Law: Frequency of calling others Nazis is directly correlated with the likelihood of the accuser being Communist.
    15. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Actually the ONLY time I was ever 0wn3d--either Windows or other--was with a circa 1996 version of RedHat!

      Someone got into my pc using the LPD Root Exploit. Of course, I was stupid enough to put a Linux box on the Internet with no firewall! Still my personal experience from that time was the Linux had a problem!

    16. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Microsoft doesn't consider anything you don't pay for "real" ... at least, in my experience.

      (Which, I'll admit, is pretty limited regarding MS products. I didn't have a Windows box until I installed XP Pro on a spare system last month...)

    17. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You mean the only time you were owned and knew it. With linux, software behaves consistently enough, that it's much more obvious when you've been nailed. The cable modem light blinking furiously, the hard drive whirring? Shit, something's up!

      With Windows, you're left wondering if that's normal behavior...

    18. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by JJahn · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think Jane should spend that $100 on some bottles of decent wine, instead of that crappy box wine.

    19. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by dave420 · · Score: 1
      Yup. DirectX games, or any direct[whatever] you can think of (which slackware still has problems with today ;))

      And back in '98, most people were on to Pentiums, as opposed to the ol' 486s...

    20. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      It's a Pentium II 400 with 128MB RAM, 8MB HD, and Windows 98.

      This is more than enough computer to run Windows XP Professional if all you're going to be doing is "Quicken, maybe to email her family, Solitaire, and simple things like that." I just installed Windows XP Professional on a Celeron 333 laptop with 128MB of RAM and it works great. I ran Windows 2000 Professional just fine on a similar laptop that was a Pentium 200MHz with 96MB of RAM.

      Windows 98 is old software. It was developed for a different era of computing. This is one of the most stupidest experiments that I've seen.

    21. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, I was stupid enough to put a Linux box on the Internet with no firewall!

      J00 4R3 73H 57UP1D!!1!1!

    22. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same, but the important fact is this. You can't by any stretch of the imagination expect a Windows 98 user to have a secure box without 3rd party programs. At least with linux you can say "make sure you don't install any servers". Maybe it can be teardropped or something, but does that ever happen to regular Joes? (windows or linux using)

    23. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> I don't absolve Microsoft at all.

      I do. How many Slackware (circa 1996), or System 7.5.3 systems are still in use? What was that? I thought I heard you say almost none. Oh that's right... there IS almost no computers out there running those OS's of that age!

      Why would anyone design spyware, viruses or other malware for a 6 year old system that isn't in use?

      Your point: moot-ed!

    24. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The question is rhetorical. There is no answer. You must either upgrade to a modern OS or suffer the consequences. This is definitely a Pro Linux (tm) situation, as it basically highlights the Upgrade-Or-Die mentality of the Redwood camp.

      But in a nutshell, yes, she does need to upgrade if she wishes to keep using her machine as she's used to doing. This is a new environment and Win98 is an old system that quickly bogs down when you try to band-aid it with differing programs such as Anti-Virus or Firewalls (though some are less bulky than others).

      Whenever I see a spyware-riddled PC, I reinstall Windows. There is no question. I've gone past running 3-4 different Ad/Spy-finder programs, and them all find something different, only to remove the invaders and then reboot and see that some hidden hook has returned most of them.

      This is the sort of madness that most Win98 users live in, and sooner or later abandon it for a smarter OS, which is usually WinXP but on those fringe cases will actually add another point to the statistics of the most stable and robust Mac OSX or even Linux (for those who don't need games).

      The solution is to change to something better, and growing pains will be involved. Is that a better answer?

    25. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by essreenim · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, or if you work in a relatively big office, your system admins do all that for you.

      Constans sys admin on your box running Windows. Its a match made in the fires of hell.

    26. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by 4of12 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So what's the solution for Jane Boxwine?

      Switch!

      You make good points.

      But Jane's problem is that she knows about as much about her computer's operating system as she knows about the automatic transmission in her car.

      She bought these advanced devices (computers, cars) in good faith that since everyone else seemed to be buying them, they must work somehow, and if there's a problem, then a lot of people will be in the same boat trying to solve the same problem, so that solutions will be easy to come by.

      But there's more to Jane's computer problems than to her car problems: since she bought her PC, she's bought a bunch of convenient, shrink-wrapped boxes of software to run on that box.

      If Jane gets up the courage to switch to something like Mac OS X or Linux, she won't know how to deal with getting that shrink-wrapped Windows application and all of its weird data files from her Windows box onto the new application.

      Tragically for Jane, advantageously for Microsoft, there is a significant barrier discouraging her from switching to a competiting platform.

      If the Windows API were an free, complete openly-published standard that competing companies could implement, then this wouldn't be a problem.

      --
      "Provided by the management for your protection."
    27. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by nes11 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "So what's the solution for Jane Boxwine?"

      continue using dial-up like she had when she bought it.

      She can't expect to use a product for a new purpose without considering what impact that may have. if she wants to upgrade to broadband then she needs to be responsible and install a firewall.

    28. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      When I'm done cleaning up a Windows machine, I've got a maintenance document that I hand to the user with the bill. This document tells them exactly what to do weekly (check for antivirus updates, run adaware) and to check for critical updates for Windows itself. They're getting both some education and a repaired machine, and I've handed out enough of those documents that there's no incremental cost in time for producing them.

      That way if they bring it back and haven't followed the recipe, I don't feel too bad charging them again.

      --
      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
    29. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Her solution is to bite the bullet and really learn to use a computer. Redhat, Mandrake... though I don't like them, are far more acceptable than windows. The training wheels must come off someday.

      Or she could buy a Mac next time. Hell, in many cases System 7 is still very serviceable, even more so for OS8 and OS9...

    30. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Informative

      I know what it installed by default. It installed your ethernet, brought it up, installed telnet, brought it up, and left you to log in with NO ROOT PASSWORD. Thats the uber-secure linux of the past.

      Install that old slackware while connected to broadband, and if you decide to take a coffee break before logging in and setting the password (or if you forget to do it, or miss that line item in the install instructions) and you're fucked.

      Hell, those were my Uni days. We'd have a ball in the computer lab watching the one TA (total stereotype smelly bearded hippy geek with a bad attitude) install some new linux terms, and we'd race him (and beat him!) every time to log in as root and do various stupid things.

      Hell, I'd wager on 7 out of 10 student machines on the campus net never did get a root password set.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    31. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      geez what's with you and every post being a flame against Apple?!?!

    32. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by fitten · · Score: 1

      If the Windows API were an free, complete openly-published standard that competing companies could implement, then this wouldn't be a problem.

      Nope. This has nothing to do with it. If you try setting up an old RedHat distribution on that machine, for example, and do not keep the patches up to date, it'd be rooted in no time as well. This doesn't have as much to do with what OS you are running as it does with keeping whatever OS you are running up to date. In this case, being up to date means not using Windows 98 and using Windows XP instead. Just as you would be running an unpatched RH7.2 machine, you'd at least install patches or you'd upgrade to the latest distribution.

    33. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by nolife · · Score: 1

      Not to by unfair to MS but..
      Although they did not mention specific viruses and spyware that this user had, there is NOT many pieces of viruses and spyware that are only specific to Win98, they generally work across all of the W32 platforms. Fully patched, 2000 and XP included. Ten hours to clean and repair seems excessive unless there were other issues.

      On a side note.. I read the dead tree version of the Washington Post. There were no less then three more scattered in the same business as this articles referenced article. The top two articles on the front page of the business section were W32 virus, spyware and XP-SP2 related. Maybe the non geek type are finally starting to realize there really is a problem with something not being updated and maintained and the simple plugging the computer in and leaving it alone is NOT going to work anymore. People are now seeing the simplicity of "Where do you want to go today" is not really as simple as it was made out to be after all.

      --
      Bad boys rape our young girls but Violet gives willingly.
    34. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by DCheesi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Err, if you haven't noticed, many of the worst M$ security problems lately have affected only the WinNT codebase, including some that are WinXP-specific. As long as you're only running client apps, Win9x derivatives may actually be safer than the newer ones!

      The problem here isn't the OS version, it's that she didn't install the necessary security apps before exposing her computer to a direct internet connection. True, WinXP includes a very basic firewall app, but ZoneAlarm is just as easy to install and probably works better anyway...

    35. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by l0rd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hello, she paid 850 bucks to get it fixed!!! Anyone stupid enough to use an oudated OS without patches and without a firewall deserve's what they get!

    36. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by erroneus · · Score: 2, Funny

      In short, YES.

      Rebooting your PC from crashed applications and drivers is normal. Get used to it. When Microsoft decides to stop supporting a given OS and all other newer ones require better hardware, then YES you should be forced to upgrade both the OS and the computer too.

      "I'm sorry, that's just the way it is." But look over here! Isn't that "Clippy" entertaining?

    37. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by fitten · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You mean the only time you were owned and knew it. With linux, software behaves consistently enough, that it's much more obvious when you've been nailed.

      Not if the person who hacked your box knows what they are doing. You could have been rooted for a year and not know. Again, this is because Linux, the thing is consistent enough to where another user (even one that has rooted your machine) can do plenty of other stuff on your machine without your being impacted by it at all.

    38. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      This test just shows remaining Windows 98 users they should keep up to date or upgrade to XP.

      Windows 98 does not support as full or as mature an IP stack as Windows 2000 or Windows XP - therefore 98 does not have the capabilities of running a lot of the normal Internet services that the other two do.

      It could therefore be argued that running an unprotected Windows 2000 or Windows XP box would be much worse.

      --
      Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
    39. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by rudolfel · · Score: 0

      (Yeah I know, fair to Microsoft... on Slashdot!)

      Windows 98 is 6 years old and isn't sold with computers anymore. This test just shows remaining Windows 98 users they should keep up to date or upgrade to XP.
      ... because the latest virus only run on win XP ;-)

      --
      -- Segmentation fault. Core dumped
    40. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      If software developers wrote code in C, and included compile options for all operating systems, it wouldn't be a problem either. Those same shrink wrapped boxes would work on all computer platforms. However because M$ was able to corner (yes corner there's no way out) much of the market Software has been developed using M$ Winblows only code.

      --
      DarkMantle I been bored, so I started a blog.
    41. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by AC5398 · · Score: 1

      Jane needs to install an antivirus program and a firewall, or she keeps the computer permanently off of the internet. There's no getting around this.

      Even if she upgrades the OS and/or the pc, she'll still need an antivirus program and a firewall.

      But you already knew this.

    42. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's a Pentium II 400 with 128MB RAM, 8MB HD, and Windows 98.

      This is more than enough computer to run Windows XP Professional

      Um... 8 MB of hard drive space would hardly be enough to run Windows XP.

    43. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But still back in 1996 Linux was made with high speed networking in mind. Windows 95, 98 were made with mostly dial up networking in mind. Linux in 1996 wasn't even seriously trying to invade desktop or even much of the server market. At this time Linux was just trying to go "Hello!!! We exist and we can do a lot of stuff that you 10k Unixes can do for free." So it was busy porting all the Unix utilities to it. So we had netscape 3.0 which didn't have enough features to support the viruses and spy-ware. While Windows 98 Has the market share Apple was dead, Unix was dead Linux was just a bit player for hackers. So Microsoft worked on putting on features to the product to sell more, and to kill off netscape. Integrated everything, that was the buzzword of the late 90s. No one really (Who had enough say at Microsoft) had foresight of todays problems to make windows 98 still run in 1994. So features were added. And if Linux had the technology at the time there was a good chance that they would do the same as well.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    44. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Judg3 · · Score: 1

      I tried to upgrade my mothers PC to XP, its a 400mhz AMD K6. It didnt work. So I installed Mandrake 10. No problems whatsoever.

      Care to expand on the problems you encountered? I only ask because I'm running Windows Server 2003 on a P2 450 without any problems. 40Gb HDD and 384MB Ram too.

      --
      Looking for hardware (Currently need: Large Etch-a-Sketch) Have one? See my journal!
    45. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by swordboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So what's the solution for Jane Boxwine?

      I just worked on her PC. Nearly exactly as you've described.

      The solution was simply to install one of the many free antivirus packages out there (I used AVG) and AdAware as well as a helping of Windowsupdate.com. Microsoft was gracious enough to realize that Win98 users will need support for a long time coming.

      After removing half a dozen viruses (virii... whatever) and 500 spyware/adware "objects", the PC runs fine.

      --

      Life is the leading cause of death in America.
    46. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Tarwn · · Score: 1

      Heh, yep. If only the API were free, that would solve all her problems.

      It wouldn't conceivably increase the amount of attacks on her no longer upgraded API, it wouldn't decrease the cost of upgrading to somehting like XP, it wouldn't automatically install firewall software for her.
      Please, decamp and find a real reason that making the Windows API would be a good thing. Ifthe Windows API were open and free, the only thing tat woudl change is that there would be even more exploits for this older system unless you knew where to find the couple dedicated hackers who wanted to patch together their own upgrades.

      As for not being able to switch OS's, I don't see how that would be any easier if she was running Linux, except that in order to run it for the past 6 years she would have to be more familiar with all the in's and outs ofthe system, costing her the time she could have been doing other things. And switching from a Mac (or upgrading to MacOS X) would be just as much of a problem, except that Mac would cost even more to upgrade.

      --
      Whee signature.
    47. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      In my experience, WinXP Home runs better on the same machine than Win98SE or WinME. Now, is it more secure? Dunno -- doubt it.

      BTW, SP2 has been banned in our company because it breaks the security infrastructure we've built to defend WinXP from itself. Go figure.

      --
      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    48. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      Windows 98 is 6 years old and isn't sold with computers anymore.

      Irrelevant. Windows 98 is still the primary OS of a lot of computers, because for many people upgrading to XP would mean having to buy a new computer.

      There are still plenty of people who may need to wipe their existing Win98 PC and reinstall everything... they won't be willing to take the time to download the megs and megs of updates that exist for 98, even on broadband.

      Conclusion: It's very relevant to take this 6 year-old OS and sit a box running it (with no patches installed) on the public internet to see what happens-- because there are likely still thousands of computers just like it in daily use.

      ~Philly

    49. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      8MB HD..
      *sniggers*
      --
      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
    50. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Judg3 · · Score: 1

      Good point! I think I'll write an article about a linux install from 1998 and see if Slashdot will post the story. (They won't? Why? Oh, because you should update your system so my story is redundant? Ah - then why's this one here, just because it's about Windows? Thought so.)

      --
      Looking for hardware (Currently need: Large Etch-a-Sketch) Have one? See my journal!
    51. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not if the person who hacked your box knows what they are doing

      That's lacking proper perspective. I know of only a few dozen people who could successfully deceive ps and netstat at will, and all of them have far more important things to do. I know of many other people who probably have the skill to do it but have no interest in poring over the source code to actually figure it out. Then there's the matter of writing a properly deceived edition, compiling it, and placing it on the victim's machine. Script kiddies use rootkits, which are typically kernel modules, and most Linux enthusiasts will switch their kernel once or twice a year which would require that the kmod be recompiled.

      I'd say the single best thing to do is watch netstat. Of course, doing this had me infuriated one time when gconfd was hosting a remote network connection. Even after several hours of looking through Gnome documentation I had no reason why this would have been happening.

      Ironically, Windows, even 2k or Me, do not have a program which is as neat and tidy as netstat. I don't know if this is by design or by idiocy, but the best thing you can do is set the network monitor to look at total traffic incoming and outgoing (IP and TCP byte count). When I did this I noticed that both IP and TCP byte counts would go up even if I launched Wordpad.exe and started typing. I didn't want to get too paranoid so I turned it off.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    52. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Same could be said for windows, though in reality it rarely happens with either.

      The ratio of uberhacker to script kiddy being what it is, what I've said is much more applicable.

    53. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by mpe · · Score: 1

      They don't know about patches, firewalls, antivirus, defrag, spyware, disk space, screen resolution/refresh rate, etc. I guess they view computers as appliances

      Probably because that's what the machine was sold as.

      and expect them to be as reliable and maintenance free.

      Maybe they would be were it not for the use of personal computer operating systems which expect the end user to do all the "servicing".

    54. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by superbondbond · · Score: 1
      My wife recently inherited a workstation from her place of work (a bank). It's a Dell Optiplex that couldn't be more than about a year old.

      I was shocked to fire it up and find Win98 running on it. I was even further shocked to find the Win98 Second edition sticker on the bottom of the case, right next to the infamous "design for Wondows XP" decal.

      I too thought Win98 wasn't sold anymore (though a year ago I'm sure it was). I guess I was just confused as hell to learn that a large corporate environment using 98 for their client workstations.

      Needless to say, before I even plugged in an ethernet line, I slapped Linux on it and now I have a screaming little machine.

    55. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Rits · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the car analogy: wouldn't Jane expect to pay some additional fees over the years to keep the car in shape? Unless she's a mechanic herself of course, about as likely as she being an Linux expert.

      --
      If you don't like having choices made for you, you should start making your own. - Neal Stephenson
    56. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Um... 8 MB of hard drive space would hardly be enough to run Windows XP.

      Yes. That's hardly enough to run DOS!

      --
      God save our Queen, and Heaven bless The Maple Leaf Forever!
    57. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Megane · · Score: 1

      "If your operating system has a year in it... it's EXPIRED!"

      --
      #naabhaprzrag, #sverubfr-000, #agi-fcbafberq, negvpyr[pynff*=' negvpyr-ary-'] { qvfcynl: abar !vzcbegnag; }
    58. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Nurseman · · Score: 1
      So what's the solution for Jane Boxwine?

      If I were advising Jane, I would tell her to keep up to date with virus software, install a firewall, and keep her 98 Box until it becomes a problem, then trash the whole thing, spend $500 and get a new box, Windows comes free. Save the 98 box as a Linux experiment. Hell, I have a coworker who just bought a new Beemer, but still does his computing at home over dialup with a Win 98 box, "Because it work fine".

      --
      Save a Life. Donate Blood. Please.
    59. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by LordNimon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You must either upgrade to a modern OS or suffer the consequences. This is definitely a Pro Linux (tm) situation, as it basically highlights the Upgrade-Or-Die mentality of the Redwood camp.

      You're naive if you think Linux doesn't have an upgrade-or-die problem.

      I've frequently had problems trying to install an application that required a library more recent than the one I had, and there was no way to install that library. Oh sure, I could have downloaded the source code and built everything myself, but that's not a solution, that's a work-around.

      If anything, I think Linux is worse than Windows in this regard. At least technically it's possible to install most new apps on Windows 98 and old apps on Windows XP.

      --
      And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
      To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
    60. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by dancingmad · · Score: 1

      A) Where can I meet this Jane Boxwine? She can use my computer whenever she likes :)

      B) Isn't 8MB a little sparse? ;) I'm sure you meant 8GB, though, I had a machine with about those same specs.

      --
      "There is no time, sir, at which ties do not matter," Jeeves, (Jeeves and the Impending Doom)
    61. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, she can use OSX which wont cost her $100 over 6 years but $129 a year plus the price of admission to the Apple elite which starts at a mere $1000.

      What sound advice!

      Or no, she can change to Linux...ofcourse then this same person has to learn to use it and protect it, something even experts dont find that easy and deal with dependency hell if she wants to 'upgrade'.

      Yeah I can why people switch in droves to Linux and OSX...and why in the real world it doesnt happen.

    62. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by moonbender · · Score: 3, Informative

      Both 2000 and XP have a command line application called netstat - I'd have thought it imitates the GNU netstat...? It certainly was useful to me a couple of times.

      --
      Switch back to Slashdot's D1 system.
    63. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      **But in a nutshell, yes, she does need to upgrade if she wishes to keep using her machine as she's used to doing.**

      which a quite problematic bit in software sales - if your product is flawed make a new version and sell it again.

      basically a flaw like that is a design flaw and not something that appeared because of normal tear and wear... which would in any other consumer product mean that they would have to replace it because the product was flawed to begin with(like a dishwasher that was designed so that you could potentially get electrocuted).

      basically software can't stay like this forever, at least consumers shouldn't take that kind of crap(and yes actually microsoft could afford to create & send fixes to these things without going bankrupt).

      --
      world was created 5 seconds before this post as it is.
    64. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what does your comment have to do with the quote? If the Windows API were free/open, then there wouldn't be as much of a problem porting software to other OSs, and there wouldn't be as much of a lock-in to Microsoft products. That was the point, which you happened to completely ignore. No one is arguing that you don't have to keep your OS up to date regardless of what it is. Even still, there's a clear difference that an open API is more likely to have problems fixed than a closed one. Security through obscurity just gives the malicious users an advantage when there actually is a problem.

    65. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2000 and XP have netstat. A five-second check would save you from looking like a pro linux homeboi.

    66. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by geomon · · Score: 2, Funny

      To be fair, if you installed a stock version of Slackware from 1996 on the net, without a firewall, you would be subject to known exploits...

      Oh, CRAP!! (runs from room to find server and power switch)

      --
      "Rocky Rococo, at your cervix!"
    67. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "stock distribution"

      That's not fair at all. In both cases you should install any freely distributed patches supplied by the vendors.

    68. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Prothonotar · · Score: 2, Funny
      Windows 98 is 6 years old and isn't sold with computers anymore. This test just shows remaining Windows 98 users they should keep up to date or upgrade to XP.

      That's right, Windows XP definately has a lower Total Cost of 0wnership.

      --
      "Every man is a mob, a chain gang of idiots." - Jonathan Nolan, Memento Mori
    69. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      You misunderstand.

      Jane Boxwine wishes to continue using her computer the way she has always used it.

      She doesn't want to put new apps on it. We aren't saying that she needs a Windows XP upgrade in order to install Windows XP apps.

      We are saying that she needs a Windows XP upgrade in order to be able to use her computer.

      It's a fundamentally different question.

      If you want to use the latest apps, yeah, perhaps you have to upgrade your OS.

      There is no reason that your 5 year old OS, though, should go 'stale'

      --
      WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
    70. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This test just shows remaining Windows 98 users they should keep up to date or upgrade to XP.

      Um, NO NO NO NO! This test shows Win98 users, just like users of every other OS in the world, should use the proper protection: a firewall, careful with what you install, don't use IE to access random websites, etc.

      That is ALL. There is nothing magical about XP, MacOS, Linux, blah blah blah. It's all about using proper security measures.

    71. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      It's a Pentium II 400 with 128MB RAM, 8MB HD, and Windows 98. She spends $2000 on it.
      Please tell me "8MB HD" does not mean 8 Megabyte hard drive. 8 MB cache on a 1 GB hard drive maybe? :)
      And yes, she now needs to spend some extra cash to upgrade. Just like if I buy a car in 1999, by 2004 I will have needed to spend money to upgrade (repair) the sucker. The fact that she spent $2000.00 on her computer and only ever utilized it in a limited sense is not the point.
      The other option would be to stifle innovation so in 2004 the top of the line computers are Pentium III 800 MGHTZ...

      --

      I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
    72. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be rooted in 2 hours.

      Any user installing an OS in 1998 and not install any updates since or run a firewall on a broadband connection is owned without 2 hours whatever the OS involved may be.

      Of course, this being /. the answer is to move to Linux which doesnt have bugs and never needs updating....and they wonder why folks who know their stuff call them trolls.

    73. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 1

      Consider this for a moment. Jane Boxwine buys a brand-new computer in 1999. It's a Pentium II 400 with 128MB RAM, 8MB HD, and Windows 98. She spends $2000 on it.

      I say she's a sucker to begin with considering I bought a brand new computer in 1999/early 2000 that was a PIII 800Mhz, 128MB RAM, 7200 RPM 30GB hard drive and windows 98 for about that much or less and it was not top of the line.

      Besides, I seriously doubt Windows 98 will fit on an 8MB hard drive straight off the CD.

      Whoever sold that computer to her must have been laughing all the way to the bank.

      On topic, and per the grandparent:
      This test just shows remaining Windows 98 users they should keep up to date or upgrade to XP.

      If Ms. Boxwine would have kept up to date, she wouldn't have had the problems and wouldn't need to upgrade to Windows XP (or spend $100 on a slower OS for her PC). Jane's mistake was not keeping up to date. Even now, if she updates completely (after getting rid of the spyware/adware/viruses junk) and stays up to date she'll be fine.

      On a side note, my company has had Windows 98 PCs on the open internet, no firewall, no updates (a few have IE5.5 SP2), and no antivirus running for years (restarted nightly now, they were just running and only restarted when they locked up or the power flickered) and they don't have any adware crap on them simply because they aren't used to browse the internet / check emails. This may be the exception to the rule, however :)

    74. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      2000 and XP have netstat. A five-second check would save you from looking like a pro linux homeboi

      Oh yeah? And where's the PID tracking so that you know which applications are making those connections?

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    75. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Windows 98 is 6 years old and isn't sold with computers anymore. This test just shows remaining Windows 98 users they should keep up to date or upgrade to XP.

      Wouldn't that cost money? Or would Microsoft perhaps be giving away XP to 98 owners as a security patch? Seems only fair, right?

    76. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is rhetorical. There is no answer. You must either upgrade to a modern OS or suffer the consequences. This is definitely a Pro Linux (tm) situation, as it basically highlights the Upgrade-Or-Die mentality of the Redwood camp.

      It's not a pro-Linux situation, it's an anti-closed-source situation. If Microsoft sell a product, and they are the only ones who could possibly fix problems with it, they should be responsible for those problems. Permanently. If they think that's too much of a burden on their lowly, strapped-for-cash organisation, they can release the source so that other people can fix it.

      Microsoft sold a product and end-users have every right to expect it to continue to function indefinitely. It's not a physical item that can rot away, it's software.

    77. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by thrillseeker · · Score: 1
      Oh sure, I could have downloaded the source code and built everything myself, but that's not a solution, that's a work-around.

      Uh, no - that is the solution - everything else is a compromise.

    78. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Gentoo is good in this respect, in that when you try to install a newer program it updates all the appropriate libraries aswell.. I believe debian does the same too.
      Unlike release-based distributions where your stuck with version X and a set of patches, once the patches stop your stuck with the old versions and can't upgrade without reinstalling the whole os.
      The difference between these linux distributions and windows however, is that the upgrade on linux costs nothing and won't reduce a modern machine to an unuseably slow speed.

      --
      http://spamdecoy.net - free throwaway anonymous email - avoid spam!
    79. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by KnarfO · · Score: 1

      What exactly *can't* a Macintosh do?

      Play Doom 3.

      --


      "Creativity is allowing ones self to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep" - Scott Adams
    80. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by AsbestosRush · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I, at one point, thought this too. However, when you think about it, it's really kind of asinine.

      Here's why I believe this: The computer is a tool, just like a car, a microwave, blahblahblah. The end user just wants it to work. Just like they turn the key on the car, turn on the microwave, blahblahblah. The answer of "Her solution is to bite the bullet and really learn to use a computer." really isn't addressing the issue of the fact that it's supposed to be a tool that I turn on and use, not have to be a CS major/have years of experience/whatever they percieve it takes to fix it to understand it. This moves the onus of fixing a programmatic problem (holes that should be patched/shouldn't exist/aren't obvious to someone who is usually unqualified to address it.

      Hell, I work for a shop that's like this: The user's use a PC by mandate for the most part. They use it as a tool. They just want it to work. These people keep a lot of techs in work.

      I'm not saying that the user is totally out of the woods for some of their own problems. I've cleaned enough spyware off machines to know that some people are just stupid, and willfully do commit acts to put spyware and stuff on the machine. These people don't need to use a PC until they've had it drilled into them that "yes" to everything will lead to problems, or at least cost them to pay someone to fix it.

      --
      EveryDNS. Use it. It works.
      AC's need not reply
    81. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by scum-e-bag · · Score: 1

      karma slut.

      --
      Does it go on forever?
    82. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Not much of a tech, are you? It's actually pretty easy to find those files if you know what you're doing, then delete them either from a boot disk or safe mode, something. And it usually saves the user the pain of reinstalling all 500 or so apps, as well as all their data.
      And, FYI... it's been XP I've had to solve these problems with lately. XP is no panacea, even with all the service packs and patches.

    83. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 2, Informative

      Both 2000 and XP have a command line application called netstat - I'd have thought it imitates the GNU netstat...? It certainly was useful to me a couple of times

      It's pretty useless without process tracking. Sure I can see all the connections, so is that connection to that odd numerical IP from the latest banner ad/popup or is that a trojan?

      Right now, as I look at the netstat list (-a 1), I see about 12 entries that I can't identify and I have no chance of ever tracking what on the system is causing them.

      Netstat never shows any connections when I use Wordpad.exe, but the TCP and IP byte counts both go up.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    84. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Dependency hell is a redhat/suse/other rpm based distro problem...
      debian and gentoo don't suffer from these problems, all dependencies are automatically installed.

      --
      http://spamdecoy.net - free throwaway anonymous email - avoid spam!
    85. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Irrelevant. Windows 98 is still the primary OS of a lot of computers, because for many people upgrading to XP would mean having to buy a new computer.

      It's very relavent. Microsoft has improved their OS since then. While people may continue using it that doesn't mean that Microsoft hasn't taken steps to improve their latest offerings. What would you propose Microsoft do? Travel back in time and alter the way Windows 98 was written? I fail to see why this experiment was even performed. It serves no purpose but to make the Linux apologist feel better about their choice of OS.

    86. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just a hint : On winXP pro, I can select the columns I want to see in Task Manager.
      What is the first column to check? let'see.....hmm..PID?

    87. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "netstat -b" shows you the programs making the connection.

    88. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by AVee · · Score: 1

      There are still plenty of people who may need to wipe their existing Win98 PC and reinstall everything... they won't be willing to take the time to download the megs and megs of updates that exist for 98, even on broadband.

      Not suprising given the fact that it takes about 8 hours and 15 reboots to download and install all updates and get a firewall plus virusscanner running.

      Now for the people that want a faster solution, get yourself a simple router or configure your cable modem to do NAT keep the worms out, then get any browser you like as long as it ain't IE en any mailprog you like as long as it's name doesn't contain 'Outlook'.
      Or better yet, install a decent linux distro...

    89. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by mike449 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So what's the solution for Jane Boxwine?
      Switch!


      A router (with built-in firewall) is obviosly a better solution than a switch in this case.

    90. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by airConditionedGypsy · · Score: 2, Informative
      There is an application called fport by Foundstone that adds this capability.


      And I think XP and W2k3 has the -O option (or -o, i can't remember) that allows a PID to be reported also.


      Despite the existence of this utility, it is the fact that it is 'hidden' ... the typical user has no way of knowing what their box is doing with reference to the net (and the new networking tab in the task manager is a start, but people have no frame of reference for what is normal).


      It's really a user education problem, not a technology problem. The capabilities are (now, at least) there.

      --
      I bootleg Fizzy Lifting Drinks.
    91. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by DangerTenor · · Score: 1

      To be fair, if you installed unpatched original Windows XP on a machine with no firewall, you would also be subject to many worms, exploits, etc. XP has vulnerabilities too. Fewer vulnerabilities than Windows 98, yes, but it only takes one...

      --
      Check out our infosecurity industry blog: http://securitymusings.com/
    92. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's netstat -b instead

    93. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Zoop · · Score: 1

      Any Mac you bought 6 years ago will go on broadband just fine with the OS it shipped with and won't be a security risk. In fact, I use one that's even older (albeit with slightly more recent OS) as my router for my broadband connection (shhhh). It stays exposed to the world because it's not a multiuser OS and Apple didn't see fit to program in all the hooks for virus/spyware writers on it.

    94. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Bert64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the API were open and free then anyone could implement it and sell/make available for free a compatible OS.
      microsoft would be forced to compete on quality and price with all the other vendors offering compatible solutions, look at the price/performance/quality of hardware in the last few years due to competing hardware makers.
      Users would be free to install whatever os they wanted, safe in the knowlege that all their apps would run the same under any of them.
      And, with people running different os's with different or less security holes, there would no longer be a single static target for exploits to target.
      Ofcourse this wouldn't fix good old human stupidity, but it would massively improve upon the situation which exists now.

      --
      http://spamdecoy.net - free throwaway anonymous email - avoid spam!
    95. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 1

      Even now, if she updates completely (after getting rid of the spyware/adware/viruses junk) and stays up to date she'll be fine.



      Clarification to my own post, by "fine" I mean until she downloads and installs more adware/spyware crap. Even a fully patched and updated PC will get adware or spyware on it if the malware is installed by clicking "yes" to something she shouldn't.

    96. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by kisielk · · Score: 1

      Funny thing, Windows XP was running just fine on my sister's PII-400 and was perfectly useable for all her day-to-day stuff, web browsing, word processing, email, chat, and even some graphics. I just upgraded her to my old Duron 1GHz to improve the performance of PaintShop, but other than that it was fine.

      And yes, Microsoft *did* make mistakes (doesn't everyone?) and if she wants to improve her OS, she *will* have to spend $100 for it. A worthwhile investment, IMO, if it saves you hours of fighting with your computer or having to recover a severely borked 98 install.

      She'll probably have to upgrade that 8MB HD though :P

    97. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Particularly in a business environment, you generally use what you know to work. My workplace still has some win98SE machines. When they fail or new machines are added, I generally spec win2K. WinXP has some known issues with our existing network (an NT 4.0 domain server), it doesn't co-exist well with win98 machines on the network and it has issues with some of the software that we depend on daily.

      So, in order to upgrade I would have to:
      1. upgrade or replace about 5 machines that are currently running win98SE.
      2. upgrade or replace our server with a new one running win2k3.
      3. upgrade or replace 3 software packages for everyone in the company.

      Cost: enough to break the company's back! We are a small company, there are only about a dozen workers and, with the economy the way it is, this is not the time to be making big ticket purchases.

    98. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      it's netstat -b instead

      netstat /? doesn't show any -b here (WinXP Pro) and netstat -b just gives a summary of command options.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    99. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      What the hell does the task manager have to do with netstat?
      If netstat doesn't tell you the PID, (which it may or may not....I'm on a SuSE 9.1 live CD right now, and have no way of checking....) what good does it do to have the PID listed beside the program name in TaskMan?
      If netstat does list the PID with some switch, then you can correlate this to the TaskMan output, but without a PID from netstat, it's useless.

      --
      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    100. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by swb · · Score: 1

      From a historical perspective, isn't bitching about OS upgrades or hardware upgrades kind of like complaining about cars in the 1920s and 1930s? The technology is a rapidly moving target -- it's not like other appliances, and the expectation that a 6 year old computer should work as well as it did when new, despite changes in the computing world, strikes me as naive as expecting a 1920 car to work as well as a 1930 car.

      Sure, MS made a bunch of mistakes; some were true mistakes, some were compromises made to advance MS, some were legitimate engineering compromises. But when released, it's not like the technology didn't work or primarily do what it was supposed to (hence Jane's essentially uninterrupted use of it).

      But to think you can use an OS largely designed in the mid 90s on the public internet without problems isn't just naive, it's stupid.

    101. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by bitflip · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With Windows, you're left wondering if that's normal behavior

      For me, that's exactly backwards. I'm very good with Windows, I've used it for many years, in it's many incarnations. I know how it's supposed to act - if it does something different than what I expect, then I know something changed.

      I've been using Linux for a while, but I haven't developed that same level of familiarity (compounded further by its near-constant change). Its more rare now, but there's still times when it does something exactly correct, but not what I expected. The only reason I don't automatically assume "hacked" is because of the relative rarity of exploits on Linux (not to mention the various firewalls I have in place). For example, for awhile I freaked when (on FreeBSD) the locate database would be rebuilt: hard drive going crazy, without my touching it. It took investigation to figure out it was okay.

      The first part of your statement I agree with totally; I could be hacked on my Windows and my Linux boxen, without knowing it (right now, someone could be watching me type this. Hi, Mr. Hacker!). The bit about blowing off abnormal behavior simply because it's Windows is utter crap.

    102. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 1

      it's netstat -o, sorry :)

      --
      - Arwen, I'm your father, Agent Smith.
      - Well, you're just Smith, but my father is Aerosmith!
    103. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Somehow my Slackware 3 CD allows me to install and then set a root password without ever bringing up ethernet or telnet.. all thanks to this magic thing called local console..

      Of course not the oldest slackware out there, and I didn't use earlier versions myself...

      I did use Snow in the pre linux 1.0 days tho, and there the situation was the same.

    104. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what happens when you get drunk kids.

      **********************
      Don't try this at home
      **********************

    105. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      -b Displays the executable involved in creating each connection or
      listening port. In some cases well-known executables host
      multiple independent components, and in these cases the
      sequence of components involved in creating the connection
      or listening port is displayed. In this case the executable
      name is in [] at the bottom, on top is the component it called,
      and so forth until TCP/IP was reached. Note that this option
      can be time-consuming and will fail unless you have sufficient
      permissions.

    106. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Users would be free to install whatever os they wanted, safe in the knowlege that all their apps would run the same under any of them.

      Much like the promises Java makes, eh? ;)

    107. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      And I think XP and W2k3 has the -O option (or -o, i can't remember) that allows a PID to be reported also

      Alright, through a clumsy implementation of the task manager and netstat -o I can track PIDs of network connections to processes. Now we're addressing the obscurity of Windows in that half of the connections are assigned to process "System" and process "svchost.exe".

      On a typical *NIX system I can tell you exactly what each and every network connection is doing and what it's legitimate uses are. If I don't know I can type "man ".

      I guess we just hope that a trojan or malware never decides to attach itself to "System" or "svchost.exe", huh?

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    108. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, just avoid drinking loads of gooines AND avoid smoking strange weeds.

    109. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      you obviously have non-standard netstat...
      standard is:
      netstat -o

      --
      - Arwen, I'm your father, Agent Smith.
      - Well, you're just Smith, but my father is Aerosmith!
    110. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Of course, this being /. the answer is to move to Linux which doesnt have bugs and never needs updating....and they wonder why folks who know their stuff call them trolls.

      People who know their stuff also know that in 1996 there already existed linux distributions that did not run any services by default. This might still be vulnerable to bugs in the ip stack for example, bur I am very sure it is possible to install some distributions from that time on a machine, not instalkl any vendor updates, leaving it on for a few days, and not get rooted.

    111. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by airConditionedGypsy · · Score: 1
      > I guess we just hope that a trojan or malware
      > never decides to attach itself to "System" or
      > "svchost.exe", huh?

      Amen. wait .. doh.

      And don't ever try killing all svchost instances or your clipboard may go missing...

      --
      I bootleg Fizzy Lifting Drinks.
    112. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by pboulang · · Score: 1
      You may want to be more specific in your statement there was no way to install that library, I don't see how that is possible... did you mean easily? or automatically?

      I think the grandparent is referring not to the fact that Linux doesn't have the Upgrade-or-die mentality, but rather that the upgrade is painless on the wallet (it isn't a business model), is painless on the CPU (doesn't have so much cruft in the latest version in an attempt to justify itself), and is painless in terms of choice of exactly what updates you want to install and why and exactly what is being upgraded.

      --

      This comment is guaranteed*

      *not guaranteed

    113. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      And don't ever try killing all svchost instances or your clipboard may go missing...

      I was thinking more about killing the "System" process since it has the most listening ports that I don't recognize.

      Granted, this is the work machine, so it's probably just the IT admin-spyware. :-)

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    114. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Politburo · · Score: 1

      Despite the existence of this utility, it is the fact that it is 'hidden' ...

      How is it any more 'open' or 'hidden' than linux? Go to a shell, type netstat. Now, which OS did I just give the directions for?

      Both Linux and Windows assume that the sysadmin has an understanding of the system and a knowledge of the tools available. The problem is that many Windows users do not have that understanding.

    115. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by hummassa · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... slackware 1996 (with X, FVWM, etc...) vs Win98. Slackware wins big, feature-wise.
      MacOS probably does, also.
      You are wrong, you know. By 1996, a slackware could do everything WinNT 4 could not, *and* run X+fvwm95, presenting a somewhat similar interface. Ok, the daemons were more difficult to configure, but that's it. I worked at a ISP at that time and I can say to you: it was WAAY easy to drop a NT4 machine off the net (remember the ping-of-death thing? i had to disable all icmp in our Sisco router because of it)

      --
      It's better to be the foot on the boot than the face on the pavement. ~~ tkx Kadin2048
    116. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      I'd bet their netstat is derived from BSD just like their ftp client is/was..

      Usefull indeed... has been there for quite a few versions of windows now also.

    117. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      -o is PID, -b is program name. It's netstat from Windows XP Pro SP2.

    118. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With Windows, you're left wondering if that's normal behavior...

      rudundant. Getting 0wned is normal behavior on windows =P

    119. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      It seems the masses believe this is normal and acceptable.. IT IS NOT...
      Unreliable cars get bad reputations and don't sell.. same for any other consumer items that are unreliable.. Why should we accept unreliable computers? It's only accepted because often there is no alternative, or no alternative is known. The general public need to be taught that unreliable computers are not acceptable, otherwise vendors will have no motivation to produce software of an acceptable standard.

      --
      http://spamdecoy.net - free throwaway anonymous email - avoid spam!
    120. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows XP is not going to be that much of an improvement. Recently my parent's PC was root kitted. While visiting home I decided to format the thing and install XP. I figured that I would leave the broadband connection on, obviously I would have no problems with spyware or hackers until I had a chance to install the service packs right......
      Well, to make a short story long, as Windows came up for the first time I noticed eARN in the start menu. I checked the list of running processes and found that there were two spyware/virus processes running. There was also pr0n in the favorites list in internet explorer.

      Word to the wise, no mainstream OS is safe without some form of firewall. Unplug your broadband until you have one.

    121. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Hatta · · Score: 1

      With linux, software behaves consistently enough, that it's much more obvious when you've been nailed. The cable modem light blinking furiously, the hard drive whirring? Shit, something's up!

      Me, I'd be more worried if the cable modem and hard drive weren't blinking at near epilepsy inducing speeds.

      --
      Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
    122. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Cyberdog00 · · Score: 1

      "At least technically it's possible to install most new apps on Windows 98 and old apps on Windows XP."

      Not in the least bit true in my personal experience.

      I find I need to run both XP and 98 on two separate boxes.

      Digital Camera - can not be installed on Win98 as drivers do not exist for it.

      Old games - will not run on Win XP

      New games - will not run on Win98.

    123. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by a_nonamiss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OK, I hate defending Microsoft, but let's put this in proper perspective. Cars in the 1950's weren't required to have seatbelts, airbags, crumple zones, etc. These innovations happened well after the 50's. You can still drive around proudly in a 1956 Belaire Convertible, but God help you if you hit a moped or a grounhog going 25MPH, because you will probably die a horrible, painful death. Nobody is asking Chevy to provide free retrofitted seatblets, airbags, etc., to increase public safety. Although these cars are not fit to drive by today's safety standards, they were considered safe when they were manufactured. If I were so motivated, I could probably take that '56 Belaire, weld some seatbelts to the frame, make some body modifications and if I was really good, maybe even retrofit some airbags in that puppy. It would be much safer, but considering the amount of time and skill required for such modifications, it would probably be a fraction of the cost to go out and buy a new car.

      As much as I feel for the poor woman stuck with Windows '98, I can't really agree that it's Microsoft's fault. When Windows 98 was invented, it was reasonably secure. Since then, there have been many innovations, and things have changed. It is severely outdated, but as long as you know what you're doing, you can keep it running, but in the hands of a novice, it can be dangerous. No different than an old car.

      --
      -Arthur
      Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules
    124. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Attract consumer software developers?

    125. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      For a stand alone PC, 98SE is a FAR superior choice to XP. Less bloat, stable drivers, and, on a modern box it SCREAMS. Also on a network, with a proper firewall, good NAT, or other precautions, it can also work fine. Now, jacking your cable modem directly to a Win 95 box (honest, I talked to a guy last week with this) is not a real good idea

      --
      - Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
    126. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1


      Good thing a normal user can't rename/move svchost.exe and replace it with something which has been modified.
      </humor>

      I just tried it. It's particularly useful since "System" and "svchost.exe" seem to be catchall processes which handle half the listening network connections.

      Now, if I tried to rename or move ssh, or ftpd, or smbd on Debian as a normal user I probably wouldn't be able to do that.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    127. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      > I ran Windows 2000 Professional just fine on a similar laptop that was a Pentium 200MHz with 96MB of RAM.

      Interesting... the Win2k copy I have here refuses to work on anything below a pentium-pro...

    128. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by airConditionedGypsy · · Score: 1
      How is it any more 'open' or 'hidden' than linux?

      From my perspective, Windows is meant to be dealt with via the GUI. *nix users are brought in assuming that cmd line is par for the course. Windows cmd line support is (as you point out) useful for knowledgeable admins. As a regular Windows user, I say Shell? Huh? Where do I click?. Oh, here. Ok. Great, a little black box. You mean I have to type something?

      The problem is that many Windows users do not have that understanding.

      Exactly. As I said, it's primarily a matter of user education: if they are initially conditioned to expect to interact with a GUI, they lose access to a rich legacy of cmd line apps (and yes, MS DOS has managed to include a good amount of equiv Unix functionality).

      --
      I bootleg Fizzy Lifting Drinks.
    129. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah, OK.. I'm still running sp1, and it only has -o... great it has -b now

    130. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      And the person that just wants to turn the key, and have it work, is usually the same that kills someone during hour in the morning, because they're a freaking idiot. Those sorts of people shouldn't be allowed to touch anything made of more than one part.

      And I'm not suggesting that she should be able to go in and tinker with a Makefile until something builds the way I can, let alone fix code. However, 80% of windows problems are idiotic configuration issues, maybe half the user's fault. The rest can be blamed on an OS that makes it impossible to configure things well. Switching to linux, learning it even as well as she has learned windows, she'd drop 40% of the config issues right there, another 10% of the coding problems (imo, half of the remaining 20%), and in time would eat away at the remaining 40% of config problems that can be blamed on the user. Inertia and MS Office are not good excuses to labor under shit like she did.

    131. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Touche.

    132. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well.. you can see what svchost.exe is running by getting tcpview or procview tools from www.sysinternals.com

    133. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      The fallacy here is the Microsoft's API _can_ be made open. MS would have to publish all the bugs and they would have to be replicated for complete compatibility. Now if the API were something like the C++ standard, that is a Platonic ideal which all competitors work to acheive, then yes, this would work. The problem is that the API is whatever it is, warts and all. Compatibility means compatibility with all the bugs, quirks and calls to BurgerMaster or whatever the Windows XP version is. It's not that MS doesn't want to do it (Heck, they are light years more open than in the Windows 3.x days when the real anti-competitive damage was done, although it's far from perfect), it's that they literally could not without releasing the entire Win32 subsystem source. Could MS compete in a world where the Win32 source was open? I think so (after all MS Research is like IBM research, they have all kinds of mind-blowing stuff going on there), but there's no advantage to them to do so. They win by virtue of inertia and bundling (even when they are doing it fairly), so it will never change...

      until Linux starts eating into their bottom line AND they are forced to deal with the problem fairly and not through FUD, intimidation or other bully practices.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    134. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by redsilo · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what we do. Currently running a 7 year old g3 with MacOs 9. I try to find them on ebay for cheap enough to get here under $100(minus monitors). For monitors find a local computer scrapyard and save the shipping. We have used DSL for a couple years now with no firewall and no antivirus and no problems. Maybe I should knock on wood. I can only agree with the comments in favor of backups though. There is nothing like a complete erase/reinstall every so often regardless of platform. redsilo

    135. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Jane Boxwine should spend $399 buying one of those Dell machines that come preloaded with XP home edition.

      Most people would not drive a car that puts them at risk on the road, it is no different with a computer. By using a windows 98 OS you're making yourself vulnerable to a plethora of attacks, some of which could cost you a great deal of money. So does she need a 1.4 GHZ celeron to run the software that she'll run, save the OS? Nope she doesn't, but in my mind it's worth the money for the added security. And anyone who says XP can't be secure, it's only not secure if you don't set it up right. Is it perfect? Nah but it is good enough to stop most things.

    136. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by LetterJ · · Score: 2, Informative

      netstat -o

      gets you an extra column in the output with the PID right there. The -o option is listed right in the same list as the -a option you used in your example.

    137. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Officially neither can 98

    138. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      well.. you can see what svchost.exe is running by getting tcpview or procview tools from www.sysinternals.com

      We're really getting back to the original observation: Is Windows purposely broken so as to stimulate the economy by requiring the system user to spend additional money for basic functionality? Theoretically you can write your own applications to monitor everything in precisely the way you want. That could be Windows' final rebuttal,"You're just a Linux fanboy! If you don't like our netstat/process list/<insert app name here> then write your own or spend another $100 for it!"

      When the debate has come full circle like this it's obvious to see that all Linux advocates are terrorists because we're trying to sabotage the economy that Microsoft is working so hard to stimulate.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    139. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Slackware '96 will not force you to install any of those.

      Those are all highly optional services that will not impact the graphical console user if disabled.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    140. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by king-manic · · Score: 1

      For the same 10.5 h bill she can buy a Pc with xp. and XP can be made to look and behave liek win 98 with little trouble. As a good tech I'd also help her patch and add a firewall for about 3h worht of work on top. Total bill.

      $399 cnd comp (no monitor)
      $100 cnd XP (OEM fromt he shop)
      $130 cnd (work)
      __________
      $629 cnd

      New stable comp, with fw, spybot/ad aware and a much better experience.

      --
      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
    141. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Bachus9000 · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure XP Home will run much better than 98SE on that 300MHz K6-2 with 64MB of RAM I've got lying around...

    142. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Yes, found it, now, looking down the rest of this debate tree, we just need to figure out what these catchall processes "System (4)" and "svchost.exe" are, and why it's possible for a regular user to rename/move svchost.exe. If I were a malware or trojan writer that would now become my primary target.

      I can't move or replace ssh/ftpd/smbd or anything else on my *NIX systems.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    143. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Bwahaha! Muahahahahahaha!

      Finally, a test case for my Mac Orifice toolset.

      Anyone still using DOS? Das Orifice is nearing completion too!

    144. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Mmm. Sounds attractive. Virtually the same userbase, less functionality and only thrice the work than they had before!

      (I know I know, that's ignoring cross-platform toolkits that exist nowadays)

    145. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

      That wasn't the system mentioned in the parent, so what's your point?

      --
      -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
    146. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you an actual "regular" user or one with admin rights? (Which tends to be the default.)

    147. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by ugauaauag · · Score: 1

      Hello, she paid 850 bucks to get it fixed!!!

      That's what I really don't understand from the newspaper article. I wouldn't spend $20,000 to fix a five year old Honda when I could buy a brand new one for $15k...

      Maybe this was a case of the tech nickle and dime-ing her to death.

    148. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I connect an Atari ST or Falcon to the net it won't get rooted like a WinDOS box. If you add features that can be a security problem, then you should design appropriately. It's not as if there weren't ample real world design examples to go off of (commercial Unix, VMS).

      The Morris Worm incident occured a FULL DECADE before Win98 was released. Microsoft's so-called engineers should have known better.

      Windows was never "reasonably secure". It was designed based on the paradigm "internet, what internet?".

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    149. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by AsbestosRush · · Score: 1

      And the person that just wants to turn the key, and have it work, is usually the same that kills someone during hour in the morning, because they're a freaking idiot. Those sorts of people shouldn't be allowed to touch anything made of more than one part.
      Talk to me in 50-60 years when your reflexes aren't up to dodging traffic. Are you going to give up your driver's license willingly?
      80% of windows problems are idiotic configuration issues, maybe half the user's fault. The rest can be blamed on an OS that makes it impossible to configure things well.
      While I believe these numbers to be skewed in favor of the software designer, these are the exact issues that I'm speaking of.
      Switching to linux, learning it even as well as she has learned windows
      Ahhh... here's where we get into the attitude of the user. I said this before: The user just wants it to work. They've already dumped X hours learning what they need to do on what they have. They don't want to learn what they already know how to do again, in a different way. Since you started with the car analogy, I'll go with it: Let's say JoeUser learned to drive with a steering wheel, and an automatic transmission. Does Joe want to learn to drive again with a joystick, and a 5 speed semiautomatic where you have to push buttons to shift? Probably not. Inertia has some traction on this issue.
      Once more: To the user, the computer is a tool. Something that's just supposed to help get work done.

      --
      EveryDNS. Use it. It works.
      AC's need not reply
    150. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Well, before you are allowed to drive a car, you got to get that license... and follow some appropriate trainign and do an exam to get it.

      So, in case of cars, peopel are simply forced to learn at least the basics for operating them.

      I'm not arguing that the same should happen for computers, but pointing at the fact that when there is an actual safety risk, we do require peopel to follow some level of trainign before allowing them to operate certain devices.

      Hence the comparison between computers and cars is flawed for now.

      The comparison with microwaves and such is also flawed. A microware is a relatively simple to operate, dedicated device. It can do one or at most a few things, and seldom has the possibility for 'upgrades' or extentions.

      A computer on the other hand is a general purpose device that is not capable of much on its own, and needs to be given specific instructions (in the form of software) about how to accomplish certain tasks. The capabilities of it depend on what is installed on it. It is also a relatively complex device to operate, it has more buttons then virtually any other device used by consumers, but most of all, it doesn't serve a clear purpose, rather it serves almost any purpose when you install appropriate software.

      When looking at somewhat more complex microwaves, lets say, one with hot-air oven and grill built in that can be programmed to use its different functions in a specific order for a specific amount of time... my mother has one, and is clueless about how to operate it beyond using the muicrowave... and can stare in awe ar me putting ina simple program to defrost and then bake a pizza... It seems that this is already a step to complex for her at least...

      Another interesting one is looking at how many people have a VCR and can play a tape on it.. I bet you'd end up with almost everyone around you... now go look at their VCRs and see if they show the nice flashing 12:00 or 0:00 or similar... how many of those people are actually able to program their video recorder?

      Like many technically interested people, I have no problem with such things, but I learned to recognize that most users will only ever learn the few things they actually need or strongly want from a device, and will never bother to actually learn what the device can do for them and how.

      If you make and sell a consumer device, you better keep that in mind unless you are aiming at the niche of the 'geek market' (which is a valid and often proffitable market).

    151. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > On a side note, my company has had Windows 98 PCs on the open internet, no firewall, no updates (a few have IE5.5 SP2), and no antivirus running for years (restarted nightly now, they were just running and only restarted when they locked up or the power flickered) and they don't have any adware crap on them simply because they aren't used to browse the internet / check emails. This may be the exception to the rule, however :)

      My 98SE gaming box is in the same boat. I configured it once ("Custom" install without IIS/Outleak, manually kill NetBIOS over TCP/IP and anything to do with "sharing" before it even gets plugged in), threw in a few beloved utilities (and an ancient Netscape and an ancient Eudora, neither of which use the IE rendering engine), a software "firewall" to see what (if anything) dares to phone home, and Ghosted it. That image was the basis for all my gaming boxen. (One box, three motherboards.)

      Then a set of mobo/chipset and video/sound card drivers, and another Ghosting. That's the basis for "the current gaming box" and a good restore point.

      The Ghost image goes on a 2GB partition. The Apps go on the rest of the drive.

      Six years, never a virus nor spyware. And yeah, I check. I see a whole lotta exploited 2K/XP boxes out there, though. Oh, right, they have tons of services that can't be disabled out of the box. Meantime, the 98SE gaming rig... runs nothing, listens to nothing, and gets 0wn3d by nothing.

      Is 98SE a real OS? With uptimes measured in days/weeks, fuck, no. Is 98SE stable enough for a (non-online) gaming rig? With uptimes measured in days/weeks, yes.

      I can see an argument for moving to XP for users willing to regularly patch the thing, and with a hardware firewall, and who install their games as Administrator but run them as a nonprivileged user, and who are playing online games.

      If one of those four things isn't true, there's no real benefit (security-wise) either way. If you're running as Administrator, and your online game client gets remotely h4x0r3d through some new game-specific exploit, your box is 0wned whether it was running 98SE or XP.

    152. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by pqdave · · Score: 1

      This was my attitude, but apparenlty some of the most recnet spyware is more difficult. I manage to avoid spyware even on my windows boxes, so my experience is in cleaning up other people's computers.

      For stuff that Spybot or Adaware can find but can't delete, I create a batch file with lines like

      del "c:\program files\whatever\somespyware.dll".

      and set a scheduled task to run this on boot. On Win9X machines, I add these lines to the autoexec.bat file.

    153. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Mycroft_514 · · Score: 1

      >Err, if you haven't noticed, many of the worst M$ security problems lately have affected only the WinNT codebase, including some that are WinXP-specific. As long as you're only running client apps, Win9x derivatives may actually be safer than the newer ones!

      I have 3 machines at home right now. 2 are running Win 98SE and 1 is running Win 95c. You heard me. When I went to broadband, I hooked up all 3 machines to the net. 6+ months later and I have not yet seen a SINGLE VIRUS or SPYWARE hit on any of the machines.

      Now, since I have three, I did put a router in and turned on the router's firewall, but the Win95 machine has no virus protection! (You can't buy it anymore). The Win 98SE machines have some, but the detection isn't really up to date. Adaware is running, but hasn't found anything malicious yet.

      So, why is everyone having such problems? Good user training not to open crap, and a lack of visits to stupid websites maybe?

      Heck, the only item I had attack me was while I was on dialup, and I got rid of that ad thing via the delete command!

    154. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by rikkards · · Score: 1

      Dosbox = most old games will run on XP.
      Check it out.

    155. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by AsbestosRush · · Score: 1

      I learned to recognize that most users will only ever learn the few things they actually need or strongly want from a device, and will never bother to actually learn what the device can do for them and how.
      This is what I'm driving at. It's just a tool to the user to get something done. Just because the tool is problematic (windows 98 in this case), do we blame the user? The user just wants it to work.

      --
      EveryDNS. Use it. It works.
      AC's need not reply
    156. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Even if we assume this to be true, two facts remain:

      Upgrading to the latest Linux distro will not force/encourage you to upgrade your hardware if you don't change your computing habits.

      Upgrading to the latest Linux distro is FREE.

      The problem with WinDOS security vulnerabilities is the fact that a comprehensive security upgrade COSTS MONEY.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    157. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by armitage_23 · · Score: 1

      I had my parents K6 200 running XP on a 4gb drive. It needed more RAM than it did with 98, but worked fine.

    158. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A hardware firewall, Firefox or Mozilla, anti-spyware utilities, and she's fixed for trivial cash.

    159. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by dave420 · · Score: 1
      I'm comparing it against Windows98, as the article said. Not NT 4. NT 4 wasn't even up to Windows 95 standard, and was released before. NT4 didn't have modern DirectX or hardware acceleration. It didn't have fully-fledged multimedia support, or play the latest games properly.

      NT couldn't do anything compared to 98, so by saying Slackware in 96 could do everything NT could, you've just proved my point. Thanks! :)

    160. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Except the car is physical.

      There is no oil to change in an algorithm.

      There are no belts to change in an algorithm.

      With software: If it breaks then it was broken when it left the factory.

      It just wasn't obvious.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    161. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by erroneus · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's kinda what I was saying while trying to get moderated as "funny" at the same time. I hope it works because I'm a karma whore.

    162. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Are you an actual "regular" user or one with admin rights? (Which tends to be the default.)

      Good question. I checked the file svchost.exe and noticed that it could be compromised by Admins and anyone in the System group. However, I can't seem to find the System group in the Groups section of the Computer Management application. I imagine that the "System" group is assigned to any process which has managed to be spawned by PID (4) which is called "System". I don't know much about the framework of the Windows API but I'm not convinced that achieving System association would be too difficult.

      You are correct about my user, however. I hope it's not the default but you're probably correct: this user is a member of both the Power User and Administrator groups. Rah-rah for default configurations.

      I don't know a single Linux distro which puts the first normal user as a member of root's group. Even if they were, /bin, /sbin, /usr/bin, and /usr/sbin are typically 0755.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    163. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by NoxiousB · · Score: 0

      hmm, look at your specs again, i think Janes kinda screwed already if she only has 8 Megs of HD space.

    164. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      I agree with this. If you practice safe surfing, you have no problems. I have 98SE and I've been on broadband for 2+years. I've never installed anti-virus and have not been hit by the latest virus attacks (which were XP specific, anyway). Of course, I don't use Outlook or OE, so that helps. I do get spyware (my wife uses IE and will not switch to Mozilla, which I use), but I can eliminate that with Spybot.

    165. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Tycho · · Score: 1

      Except for that lousy write cache hard drive corrupution bug in 7.5.3. Not to mention the Mac version Netscape 3 and its annoying habit of freezing for 30 seconds and then working fine until it freezes again. Ahh 1996 what a great year for computers.

      --
      Impersonating Tycho from Penny Arcade since before there was a PA.
    166. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      This one of the biggest piles of bullsh*t in the computing industry. No, the tech is not a "rapidly moving target". Consumer PC software tech is DECADES behind the state of the art. If it's being done on PC now, some University researcher was probably futzing with it 20 years ago (probably on a mainframe).

      Also, things the whole "Active X" vs. "Java Sandbox" were issues actively discussed in wide open spaces when these technologies were first competiting with each other. It's not as if the likes of Sun and Microsoft were not in full awareness of the potential impact of what they were implementing.

      Microsoft simply chose to pander.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    167. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean Blinky.

      "Hey there, Skipper! Looks like you're trying to write a virus! Need any help?"

      Check ubersoft.net.

    168. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1
      Just like if I buy a car in 1999, by 2004 I will have needed to spend money to upgrade (repair) the sucker.

      Tires wear out, oilchanges need to be done, and maybe I'll even have to replace a bad transmission, or something like that.
      But, I'll never have to replace the entire engine, transmission, rear axle, chassis, body, interior, electrical system, and licence plate holder because they're no longer supported, and not compatible with current roads.
      The annual Bothwell Car Show (biggest one in SW Ontario) was just last weekend, and there are always plenty of cars there from the 70's, 60's, 50's...even back to the 20's.
      All these cars are still perfectly serviceable, and run perfectly well with current roads, as well as contemporary cars.
      If the 1969 Pontiac GTO gets bogged down in current heavier traffic, and starts overheating on a regular basis, either GM Performance, or a third-party company, will provide a triple-core heavy-duty radiator to replace the double-core stock one.
      This is the equivalent of a Microsoft patch. But Microsoft doesn't provide patches for Windows 98, and they won't let anyone else do it, because of their oh-so-precious source code.

      In short....your analogy sucks.
      --
      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    169. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warez Windows?

    170. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Jane should spend that $100 on some bottles of decent wine, instead of that crappy box wine.

      Do not taunt happy fun blue duck.

    171. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      But Jane's problem is that she knows about as much about her computer's operating system as she knows about the automatic transmission in her car.

      Fair enough. <sarcasm>And we all know that cars require no maintenance, and that dealers will fix the "little" problems after the warranty has expired because they owe it to you, and that the neighbor kid can make your car 20% faster by removing the rev limiter with no ill effects whatsoever.</sarcasm>

      However, replace "car" with "computer" and "removing the rev limiter" with "overclocking" and people will think that you've made a perfectly reasonably statement.

      As far as having to replace or upgrade add-on software, consider that my current car has an excellent Bose audio system. If I buy another car, I'll have to get used to a different stereo. Now, I can move my CDs (analogy: Word files, pictures of the kids, Quicken accounts) to the new car, but I won't be able to keep my current stereo. But I paid for it - shouldn't I be allowed to use it forever? Of course! But I can't expect the manufacturer of either car to help me get my old stereo working in my new car, and I'll probably break a lot of things along the way.

      People understand this about their vehicles and it never occurs to them to question it (beyond griping that they wish their new car had a certain feature that they really liked in their old one) because that's just the way things are. Involve a computer, though, and those same people will scream to high heaven that the family tree maker they bought in the discount bin at Sam's Club in 1993 should still work ("it ran right on my old computer, so what's wrong with this new one?!?") no matter how infeasible that may be, or how many bugs their vendor would have to support to make that happen.

      Trust me, I wish everybody looked at their computer just like their car. Noone gripes when their 1992 econobox doesn't perform like an '05 fuel-injected, lightweight two-door.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    172. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Trashman · · Score: 1

      Let's use the examples you gave:

      Here's why I believe this: The computer is a tool, just like a car, a microwave, blahblahblah.

      A hammer is tool. It is used hit nails. If it used improperly, you can end up hurting someone or yourself. Likewise with a car. If you don't have some basic understanding of how to operate a car or knowledge of the traffic rules then the result is same as the hammer. The differenece with a car is that there's something that says that you meet the minimum requirements for knowing how to operate a vehicle and understand traffic regukations. That something is called a Licence.

      The end user just wants it to work. Just like they turn the key on the car, turn on the microwave, blahblahblah. The answer of "Her solution is to bite the bullet and really learn to use a computer." really isn't addressing the issue of the fact that it's supposed to be a tool that I turn on and use, not have to be a CS major/have years of experience/whatever they percieve it takes to fix it to understand it.

      It turns out that you do. See my comments above. but let me just add that even with a microwave, there are instructions on how to use it. There are also warnings about what not to put in it. (here's a hint, aluminim foil or anything made of metal.)

      This moves the onus of fixing a programmatic problem (holes that should be patched/shouldn't exist/aren't obvious to someone who is usually unqualified to address it.

      I'll give them some credit. With 2000 and XP, Microsoft has made efforts to at least keep people's machines updated. For the most part, it's been pretty painless. however, Computers being complicated machines this doesn't mean that Jane should just remain in 1998. Times change, and she needs to upgrade occasionaly. And as a result she needs to learn a little more about the tools she uses.

      --
      Do not read this .sig
    173. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by neko9 · · Score: 1

      interesting copy you got there. my old k6-200mhz with 96mb ram ran win2k just fine.

    174. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      So what's the solution for Jane Boxwine?
      Install ZoneAlarm, invest in a virus and pest scanner, and move on with her life.
    175. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by moitz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, to be fair to the cars in the '50s....if you hit a moped going 25mph, you'd probably just keep driving, completely unaware that you had just hit him. Those things were built like army tanks.

      -moitz-

      --
      Screw 'em...who cares what anyone thinks.
    176. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhm, how about don't connect to the internet via a broadband connection with a pc that can't keep you safe? you can still connect via dialup without problems.

    177. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Ahhh... here's where we get into the attitude of the user. I said this before: The user just wants it to work. They've already dumped X hours learning what they need to do on what they have.

      Fine. Let them stick with windows then, they must like pain. They made a dumb, sheepsumer choice in Windows (aggravated by a DOJ that wouldn't act meaning there really wasn't that many choices) and now there is a price to pay for that dumb, wrong, sheepsumer choice. They have two options now, learn linux, a mostly one-time, modest cost, or continue to torture themselves with an OS whose suckiness is beyond measure.

      Unfortunately for the user/idiots, the default option in this choice is the wrong one.

    178. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But didn't Steve Balmer use Red Hat 6!! He demonstarted that the TCO(Total Cost Ownership) of Red Hat 6 was greater than Windows. So why shouldn't this experiment have used 98. Also a lot of casual PC users, the type who don't update etc, are likely to still be running 98, oblivious to the consequences.

    179. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by admdrew · · Score: 1

      netstat -o will give you the PIDs, while -b will give you the PIDs *and* the running program name.

      (which it may or may not....I'm on a SuSE 9.1 live CD right now, and have no way of checking....)

      google or msdn :P

    180. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Maybe I'm paranoid, but I've always installed without any network cables plugged in. Kind of hard for anybody to beat me to a root login that way :-)

      Mind you, I also remove the CD and floppy drives on most of the boxes when I'm finished, so uses aren't tempted to run their latest games when nobody's around, also.

    181. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by burns210 · · Score: 1

      "Windows 98 is 6 years old and isn't sold with computers anymore. This test just shows remaining Windows 98 users they should keep up to date or upgrade to XP."

      This sounds bad I guess, but if Microsoft would have released say 2 or 3 more services packs, 98se would have been a sweet desktop OS... It problems were bugs, DOS and a GUI shell are plenty scalable to desktop systems. The only reason Microsoft would need to get off the 9x bandwagon was when they wanted more money.

      If 98se source was released, it could become probably a superior desktop machine to XP... better firewall, ad-aware, pop-up blocking.. services turned off, bug fixes, update protocols and such... If only.

    182. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Dialup gives you the exact same connectivity, and hackers the exact same opportunity, as broadband. Just slower.

      You get an IP address with both, the internet as a whole can connect to that IP address with both, and spyware can be installed with both.

      Only difference is, your dialup connection gets completely drowned in automatically-emailing viruses, rather than some schmuck not noticing the furiously blinking LED on the cable modem.

      --
      "City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
    183. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Once you buy your car, you are consistantly pumping money to keep it running. The same thing goes for your computer. You can consistantly run your computer and have it work just fine (just like you use the same roads that were built with your 1920s car in mind). Try and run win XP on a 386 and you got problems. Then again, put a NOS system in a 1920 car and you will also get problems.

      That 1920's car (which needed some serious work so it still runs today, unless it was treated like a baby) will work on the road- just won't be optimal (actually the 1920's car will have to be updated so it meets safety specs).
      Here is a perfect example of you needing to replace your system - if you plan on running system diagnostics (i.e. Davis Driveright) you will need to spend a lot of money on your 1920's car or any car prior to 1996 (assuming it is even possible).
      How long must MS provide support for its product? It has been 6 years - it has far surpassed its life expectancy. As for their source code - they created, it is their choice to utilize it how they see fit - and I am *SURE* much of their source code is still in use in XP - hence why they do not want to give it out.

      --

      I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
    184. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Hmm, it includes sp1... could that be the problem? dono.. when trying to install it on an old p200 here, it fails complaining it needs 686 class cpu.

      Not that I want to run it ont hat machine anyway (actually, trying to take the machien out of use)

    185. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by CamTarn · · Score: 1

      Actually, if the user is a dialup, ISDN or slow cable user, the upgrade does cost. The monetary cost isn't as much as buying a copy of WinXP, but downloading takes time. Metered-by-the-minute dialup connections still exist.

      I run Debian on three machines at home. It's fantastic, but even on a 150kbps cable line* upgrading is pretty slow - each machine needs about 200Mb of updates every month or two.

      I was installing Windows XP for a dialup household the other week. I'd forgotten just how slow dialup was - even downloading Firefox and Adaware took almost an hour. Windows Update took most of a day just for the critical patches.

      Admittedly, you can of course get away without upgrading anything unless it's necessary.

      As for speed - I love Gnome and KDE, and I love the apps that go with them ... but even on a modern machine, they're not particularly speedy. Going from X-with-a-window-manager-and-apps to a full KDE or Gnome environment is something of a shock.

      *"150 kbps cable?!" - yeah, I'm in Britain, where "broadband" == anything faster than a modem...

    186. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      Windows 98 is 6 years old and isn't sold with computers anymore. This test just shows remaining Windows 98 users they should keep up to date or upgrade to XP.

      I call BS. Name a current desktop OS that's secure without any patches. There aren't any. And there sure aren't any from MS.

      FWIW, I still install Win98 on Corporate machines. Just run Netware, don't use IE/Outlook, and you're all set. Not only that, but now you have a real file server. Take a vacation ;)

      Removing MSNetworking removes all the open ports on the PC.
      Removing/Disabling IE/Outlook removes the main entrace for remote vulnerabilites.

      IMHO, Win98 works just fine.

      --
      "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
    187. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Is Windows purposely broken so as to stimulate the economy by requiring the system user to spend additional money for basic functionality?

      Perhaps you should get the facts before spewing the misinformation that you do. First it was that Windows didn't have a command similar to "netstat". Someone pointed out that Windows has the command "netstat". Then you changed your tune to "How do I do process tracking with the Widnows version of Netstat". Someone showed you that the "-o" option will give you process tracking. Once again you changed your tune to "how do I know what's going on with svchost" and "system". Someone points you to some utilities from sysinternals that provide this information. Then you change your tune and say that this comes at a cost. Now I'm here to tell you that said utilities are free...just a download away (though i don't know what procview is but there is process explorer and ps list which will give you a wealth of information). So what tune are you going to sing now in your eternal quest to bash Windows despite having been proven wrong four times in a row? Perhaps you'd be wise to learn something about the platform you're bashing. At least you wouldn't look like an idiot.

    188. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1
      I bought a new car in 1999. It was a 4 door, blue toyota with a 4 cylinder engine, automatic transmission. I spent $20000 on it. I use this car for driving back and forth to work, maybe to go to the store, short trips. Simple things like that.

      Now your telling me I have to spend 20 dollars to get my oil changed, $1000 for a new transmission, and 100 for new light bulbs?

      The point is not that Jane HAS to get a new computer, but that Jane needs to step up and take responsibility for doing regular maintenance on her computer. A Computer is NOT a stove. It is a complex machine.

    189. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      To be unfair, my commodore 64 is 22 years old, isn't sold any more, and works just fine (at least I assume it does, were I to fish it out of the basement)

    190. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry but within 30 seconds of a fresh windows XP install being connected to the internet via broadband, during the Windows update procedure, I got 4 viruses and around 14 attacks on my machine. Windows 98 is very old and crackers are more interested in XP boxes. You have to be concious of the threat of XP out of the box, without a firewall and anti-virus software, it's crackerville.

    191. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      So what tune are you going to sing now in your eternal quest

      I'm going to say that I get less hassle for free by avoiding MS.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    192. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1
      Then I think you have a bogus copy of Windows 2000.

      According to the 2000 Resource Kit, Minimum supported CPU speed is a Pentium 133.

    193. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      "When Windows 98 was invented, it was reasonably secure."

      Best quote of the day! Mod this funny!

      Windows 98 wasn't secure. "Press ESC instead of putting in your password". You do remember? This runs in 32 bit mode, but ALWAYS as root. &etc.

      The comparision to the car is silly. An alarm can be easily installed in the care, as can a lojack. Problem solved. You don't need to purchase a brand new care in order to benefit from a lojack.

      And that's the ONLY problem here -- people cracking in. There was/is abolutely no reason for there to be such grevious security issues with Windows 9x. It's not like the 'net was a new idea, or security was a new idea. Windows 9x design may even be the base for a class action suite (to recover the upgrade fees to Windows NT). Especially Windows 98, with IE merged.

      Ratboy.

      --
      Just another "Cubible(sic) Joe" 2 17 3061
    194. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by admdrew · · Score: 1

      First off, it's not always the software's fault (hardware). Second, there are things beyond the control of a normal computer user that emulate degradation of quality in software.

      An individual piece of software may not change, but the whole system of software makes for an environment closer to the workings of a car than some unchanging entity.

    195. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by SillyNickName4me · · Score: 1

      Heh, after another post told about it running on some amd k6, I took a peek at what the official information says, and you are absolutely right.

      The copy I have is a Dutch version including sp1, not that that should make a difference, but hrm, it does complain when trying to install on less then a ppro.

      Ah well, I don't use it anyway.

    196. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by admdrew · · Score: 1

      If you doubled the ram, it would. My friend has XP Pro on an old K6-2 laptop (300MHz) with 128mb of ram, and the thing boots faster and runs better than his original Win98.

      We managed to get XP Pro installed on an old Compaq here at work that only had a single 64mb stick of ram in it. Wasn't exactly a speed demon (and it ran slower than 98), but it found all the hardware automatically and hasn't BSODed.

    197. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOLOLOL

    198. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by admdrew · · Score: 1

      What about my Packard Bell 486 DX4 (66MHz)? Windows 2000 runs great, albeit with a resolution that makes me cry and with a boottime that makes me glad I don't restart it often...

    199. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by juhaz · · Score: 1

      No idea about XP, but 2000 netstat does not have -o option, it just prints the same usage notice it does with any invalid parameter if you try to feed it that.

    200. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by spinochet · · Score: 1
      it's supposed to be a tool that I turn on and use, not have to be a CS major/have years of experience/whatever they percieve it takes to fix it to understand it

      Well, no. The computer is a general purpose tool. Of course it takes training to use it. If JB doesn't want to learn to use a general purpose tool (GPT), she should buy something else instead, perhaps a settop box. But if she is going to invest $2000 in a GPT, then yes she should invest the time and effort to learn to use it. If not, she's just wasting money.

      All these problems stem from the fact that the computer is GPT; it can be programmed, and thus used for a wide variety of things. This creates a need for ongoing knowledge maintenance. Some of us love computers for this reason. Those who are not willing to invest the requisite effort sould buy a single purpose tool (SPT) instead.

      If you bought one appliance that functioned as a refrigerator, stove, microwave, toaster, and dishwasher, you would expect a learning curve. There is no a priori obvious way for this to function. But it is just a multi-function tool, whereas a computer can be made to do things that were not yet conceived of at the time of manufacture. It is patently absurd to think you can have that level of flexibility without having to do some learning. Furthermore, if you leave it open for others to manipulate while you eschew any loss of ignorance, someone will take advantage of you. People would never do this any other area of life, so why do they do it with the most complicated tool they buy?

      --
      spinochet
    201. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I'm going to say that I get less hassle for free by avoiding MS.

      I'm not surprised. You've done an admirable job of avoiding learning even the basics of Windows. Instead choosing to spread FUD rather than become educated on Windows.

      I've been using Windows 2000 Professional since it was released. Not a single problem. No antivirus. No anti-spyware. Just simple security precautions:

      1. Firewall - This is more for wireless and connecting multiple PC's to the Internet through my cable connection.
      2. Not running as an administrative user for day to day tasks - This solves your svchost / system problem that you were concerned about.
      3. Regular patching - Though not as important due to the above precautions.

    202. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

      Urm yes, basically it blue screened after installation then reboot (I tried several times). Having seen that, was enough do strengthen my lack of faith in the operating system.
      MDK 10, however , just worked.

      --
      Electronic Music Made Using Linux http://soundcloud.com/polyp
    203. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAH you said WinDOS as in Windows but using DOS HAHAHA you are teh fuHNNY! Man I'm ROTH LOL OMG OMG you said WinDOS man!

    204. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      I want to know what sort of screwup the user did -- I ran an unpatched Win98 box unprotected on a dialup connection for almost four years without any problems.

      (Well, almost no problems. Any time I tried to visit Windows Update, the computer would crash.)

      --
      "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
    205. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by boy_afraid · · Score: 0

      FUNNY:
      "Press ESC instead of putting in your password"

      I was working in an office, but I was the non-official tech support that someone called on when the real tech support was too busy or nowhere to be found. They had a problem and I needed to log in into thier PC. They tried to tell me thier password but I always dismissed them while pressing the ESC key and watching thier eyes blow up like balloons wondering how I did that!

      THOSE WERE THE DAYS! HAHA !!

    206. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by AsbestosRush · · Score: 1

      Because computers aren't percieved as a general purpose tools by Joe User. They're usually purchased (initally) to do a very small scope of tasks. That's my impression, at least.

      --
      EveryDNS. Use it. It works.
      AC's need not reply
    207. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      OMG! You remember the FUNNIEST DILBERT EVER!

      Actually the best one is the one about masturbating with chopsticks! That's also very true.

    208. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      Either the mods didn't catch on to your pun, or I'm the only one who noticed it.

      --
      do not read this line twice.
    209. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
    210. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh, but if I wanted to I could install my own seatbelts, airbags, ok probably not crumple zones. And if I am really ambitious I could open a business and install these things into other 1956 Belaires. Can I fix Windows 98 to be more secure? Can I create patches to fix the holes in Windows 98. I have a feeling I would have to marry a lawyer to avoid the ass-raping MS would give me if I tried.

    211. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by AsbestosRush · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I'm not saying that Joe User has a correct attitude. I got into computers because I like learning things, so it doesn't bother me. Joe User purchased a computer to help further what he/she does best, weather it be run a business, CAD/CAM, stay in touch with family, whatever. I'm not saying that these things can't be done on some other platform. Far from it, but the user started with something, and learned it that way. They're usually not interested in learning it again.
      Again, all that I say is from my realm of experience. Maybe someone else has users that aren't Luddites or afraid of change. :)

      --
      EveryDNS. Use it. It works.
      AC's need not reply
    212. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      To be fair, you should compare Windows 98 to other operating systems of that time. Mst other systems at the time were light years ahead of Windows in terms of security.

      Solaris, Linux, and *BSD might not have been ready fo the average consumer's desktop, but that's not an excuse for Microsoft, which was fully aware of Windows' security shortcomings.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    213. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1

      Interesting, maybe Microsoft changed the specs when they released your version. I did some looking on the web and found nothing, but did notice that even XP only requires a minimum of a 233.

    214. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Xerp · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because everyone can afford to shell out for a new version of Microsoft windows (plus having to also pay to update half their applications as they are also so old they no longer work).

      Then, despite having upgraded to the "latest and greatest", they are still in *exactly* the same position they were in before and get 0wned within moments.

    215. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by shotfeel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "You can still drive around proudly in a 1956 Belaire Convertible, but God help you if you hit a moped or a grounhog going 25MPH, because you will probably die a horrible, painful death."

      Not so sure about that. There was a time when a full frame made of steel I-beams was the norm. I'd feel sorry for most of today's SUV's that hit this thing (assuming the frame wasn't rusted away).

      OTOH, the driver of the Belaire would have been thrown out of the car unless they were "lucky" enough to get their head stuck through the steering wheel.

      Point taken though.

    216. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by rhacquer · · Score: 1

      I second that emotion. Especially when you consider that the author is a reporter for the Washington Post and is almost certainly NOT hurting for cash, she had ABSOLUTELY no business still running a 'puter with Win98.

      Who wants to bet that she wouldn't DREAM of wearing any article of clothing dating back to 1998? Wanna bet that she has probably updated her TVs, stereo system, cars, cell phone, etc. multiple times since 1998? Then why is she still using a beater Win98 machine? And from the sound of it, as her ONLY machine?

      It's the 21st century, folks. Time for the general public to own up to the fact that they're going to have to be generally savvy to computers, just as our grandparents became mechanically literate as the automobile became a part of society.

    217. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      I'm not surprised. You've done an admirable job of avoiding learning even the basics of Windows

      Please. You're trolling behind the veil of AC.

      Let's have a look at the usefulness here. The Windows environment is natively GUI. DOS based tools are all but phased out. For many years there has been much marketing which tries to divest Windows of DOS. For anyone, especially an AC, to rely on the continued existence of a legacy DOS app to provide competiveness with *NIX is a farce. Face it--you're lucky it's even still there! If MS really thought that netstat was important then why haven't they put a nice GUI wrapper around it? Even NOTEPAD has been present since Win95.

      And what of integration? Can I take the netstat output and actually do anything with it? Netstat is nothing without the system around it and DOS is, for the greatest part, a depracated relic with little real world functionality left in its deteriorated shell. Isn't that cute? I can have netstat show up and then manually and visually cross-reference it with the task manager and then, if I'm lucky, I might be able to narrow it down to a single app--or not. Maybe I can only get a vague description of a superserver (svchost.exe) and be left to hope that malware and trojan writers don't get any brighter than the people clinging to Windows.

      I've been using Windows 2000 Professional since it was released. Not a single problem. No antivirus. No anti-spyware. Just simple security precautions

      I'm not going to argue. The latest bout of MS releases do an admirable job of finally putting forth a reasonably secure operating system with a reasonably useful interface. I should hope so. The systems are $200/pop, or $100 for an upgrade, or nearly free if you're somehow still in need of a complete hardware setup. They have a near world-wide monopoly, more cash holdings than any other software company and probably more than any leading company in any other Wal-Mart, Target, Best Buy, etc. product, can successfully tell world governments to go bounce off the pavement, and have no qualms about incorporating legal losses and fines into their business model. It would be nothing short of a supreme embarassment if they hadn't finally managed to come up with a product which had enough safety-nets and band-aids so as to appear stable and relatively secure. The only thing which keeps them ahead of systems which are completely free is their ability to offer hardware vendors and distributors monetary incentives to get locked into exclusive partnerships. Nothing beats the ability to buy friends.

      With similar resources, Linux developers could probably have figured out the secrets of macroscale room temperature fusion, time travel, and probably have a way for Linux to help you lose weight, add muscle, seduce the opposite gender, and maybe even score a promotion at work.

      Now _THAT'S_ fanboy writing. Bring it on, AC.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    218. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So now you're telling her that she has to spend $100 on a Windows XP upgrade *and* install an OS that will be very noticeably slower on her machine?

      Or Jane could spend $300.00 on a new system, get a MASSIVE boost in processing power, cd burner and other goodies in addition to having XP factory installed on the machine.

      Some open source people are way to used to getting something for nothing.

    219. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      Ironically, Windows, even 2k or Me, do not have a program which is as neat and tidy as netstat.

      Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
      (C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

      C:\Documents and Settings\robert>netstat

      Active Connections
      Proto Local Address Foreign Address State
      TCP KILGALLEN:microsoft-ds localhost:3532 ESTABLISHED
      etc

      BZZZZZZZZZZT!

    220. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Ever considered using a Linux machine with Samba as your PDC? That'd mitigate a lot of the cost, depending on how complicated of a network you have.

    221. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by phasm42 · · Score: 1

      Consider this for a moment. Jane Boxwine buys a brand-new horse and buggy in 1909. She spends $2000 on it. Jane Boxwine uses this horse to go to the store, maybe to visit her family, ride around the countryside, and simple things like that. Her horse has not outlived its usefulness, but it is woefully underpowered by today's standards. So now you're telling her that she has to spend $100 on a car *and* drive congested highways? You're telling her that civilization has advanced and now Jane has to pay for it? So what's the solution for Jane Boxwine?

      --
      "No one likes working in a hamster wheel, and your shop smells of cedar shavings from here." - TaleSpinner
    222. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Diiiiiiiiid they? How many grandparents do you know that do most of their own car repairs instead of taking it into the garage? Me: 0. In fact, that kinda holds true for all generations.

    223. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by horza · · Score: 1

      Since you are allowed to look under the hood of your car, and are allowed to dismantle it, the car is effectively Open Source. You could go to any one of a thousand competing companies and get any modifications you like done for a fair price. This is not AT ALL like Microsoft and their software lock-in and forced-upgrade path.

      Phillip.

    224. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Please. You're trolling behind the veil of AC.

      Typical Linux fanatic response. Attack the poster and not the content. How does my argument change if I were to post without being AC? That's right...it wouldn't.

      And if by trolling you mean correcting your FUD then you're right. I'm trolling.

      GUI. DOS based tools are all but phased out.

      See, here's the problem: They're not being phased out. If you knew anything about Windows you'd know that Windows 2003 Server actually increased the command line tools in an effort to make scripting easier. Not only that but netstat is not a DOS program. It is a 32 bit Windows program. Just because it looks like DOS doesn't make it DOS. But hey, you've been wrong about everything up to this point why should you stop now by actually learning something about what you're commenting on?

      Can I take the netstat output and actually do anything with it?

      What did you have in mind? You can do a lot if you know what tools are available. But as you've so well demonstrated you're clueless as to the tools available. You didn't even know about netstat.

      As I said: Learn before you make stupid assertions that are wrong. It's no wonder you dislike Windows...you haven't a clue about anything more than the GUI front end. There's a lot more to Windows than the GUI.

    225. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Mine granddads did, all three of them (stepmothers dad included), until they were too old to lay on hot, hard asphalt for hours, or lost the ability to see or turn wrenches.

      Hell, my grandpappy did it with one hand (the other paralysed by a Korean War-era bullet).

      I still do, except those repairs that require computer diagnostics (no $$$ for a $2000 computer and codes CD), or special tools (which I'll sometimes rent if I can, spring compressor, for example).

    226. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hell, those were my Uni days. We'd have a ball in the computer lab watching the one TA (total stereotype smelly bearded hippy geek with a bad attitude) install some new linux terms, and we'd race him (and beat him!) every time to log in as root and do various stupid things.


      Yeah man you totally had the life at college.

    227. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by pjgeer · · Score: 1

      Jane needs to yank the phone cable out of the back of her computer. Her typing is so bad that I just can't tell anymore if that email from her is a worm-generated virus or an annoying forward about Neimann Marcus cookies. Either way, if she wants to send people purity tests and hypothetical glurge about angels, then she needs to use snail mail to do it. Someone tell me why not one of my friends would even consider forwarding me a chain letter by snail mail, but as soon as they connect to the Internet, they turn into complete spam-forwarding morons.

      Here's a brief cost-benefit analysis:
      US letter stamps($0.37), 8-1/2 x 11 envelopes($0.50), paper doilies clip-art angels etc.($0.99@ at Dollar Tree), and all her friends call her to tell her how touched they were by the lovely keepsakes she sent

      vs

      AOL account costs $24.99/month and everyone in the whole wired world hates her

      Jane isn't a straw man so much as a semi-evolved simian whose mother threw out her Smurf sticker collection before she was ready and she has never recovered.

    228. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds like you need to pick up a book or two. Windows 98 will run fine with a firewall and any of several virus protection programs. Microsoft is still actively making critical upgrades. Windows 98 is fine for old hardware. If you use "good" software it will tend to be stable for a few days, but then will probably need a reboot. It's certainly not as stable as xp or linux, but it's okay. You need to stop spreading misinformation and educate yourself a little before you go correcting others. I certainly hope you never get hired for IT at any job I work at, and I'm just an amateur at IT support.

    229. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Windows 98 wasn't secure. "Press ESC instead of putting in your password". You do remember?

      Did Microsoft ever claim that this was to secure the computer?

      I thought it was pretty obvious that the password was to log onto a network. That's what I used it for, and pressing escape wouldn't let me still log onto the network. It would however let me use my computer without logging onto the network if I wished, which is an obvious feature to have.

      Did System 7 have password protection?

    230. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by JaxGator75 · · Score: 1
      That GOD-DAMNED Family Tree Maker nearly caused a Divorce in my household... "There is a reason it costs $5 after tax," I said. . .

      "That stupid 3.5 floppy with every known cocktail ain't gonna work either." But what do I know...

      --
      Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
    231. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by rarkm · · Score: 1

      "Consider this for a moment. Jane Boxwine buys a brand-new computer in 1999. It's a Pentium II 400 with 128MB RAM, 8MB HD, and Windows 98. She spends $2000 on it...So now you're telling her that she has to spend $100 on a Windows XP upgrade *and* install an OS that will be very noticeably slower on her machine? You're telling her that Microsoft made mistakes and now Jane has to pay for it?

      So what's the solution for Jane Boxwine?"
      ________________________
      Probably a honking big class action lawsuit against Microsoft for delivering an inherently defective product that cannot perform its intended function. Or maybe a collective reenaction of the mob scene in Frankenstein, only this time in Redmond.

      Forget about the hapless IT guys -- at least they get paid to screw around with this stuff. What about the poor clueless home user. What about the promise of easy, useful home computing? What about the $1200 bucks he just dropped at Circuit City so that Jimmy would be able to use it and get into college? What happened to the damn "user experience"?

      Service Pack 2 (STILL not out) addresses weaknesses in M$'s OS and browser design that everyone in the business has known about for years. M$ engineers should be walking around in Groucho Marx disguises. Their bosses should spend the rest of their lives in depositions, talking to lawyers. This post may be flamebait, but if we lose our collective capacity for outrage, we've been 0\/\/n3d for sure.

      --
      [Insert pretentious and semi-clever sig here: ______ ]
    232. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      I think the solution is to keep using Win98 for Ms. Boxwine(?). Win98 isn't vulnerable to as many security issues as XP, and really if you can install a firewall and show her how to update it and use a non-IE browser, it should run fine for a long time to come. Who cares how old the OS is? If her computing needs haven't changed, why should she change operating systems?

      From a maintenance point of view, I would probably recommend sticking a second hard drive in the machine (could even be a small one since she doesn't do much) and having her save everything she would ever want to keep there, so that there would be no worries about wiping and re-installing the OS on the main drive if needed. Trying to deal with messed up installations without being able to re-install because of important data on the drive is just unnecessary pain.

      --
      We may experience some slight turbulence and then...explode. -Capt. Mal Reynolds
    233. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Farrax · · Score: 1

      What, you mean like this: http://www.ecma-international.org/publications/sta ndards/Ecma-234.htm? Considering that "most" of the core Windows API has remained constant since Windows 95 days, this specification isn't quite as worthless as it's date may lead you to believe. Just like the C# standard from ECMA is unlikely to keep pace with MS's innovations in their compilers...

    234. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually to be fair to Microsoft ...

      I used to run Windows XP Pro on a Tillamook Pentium-266Mhz w/ MMX (Notebook CPU) with 96 MB of RAM. It ran no slower than Win98 did once I turned off virtually all the useless on-screen visual effects and trashed system restore.

      I also run it on my sister's PentiumII-300mhz with 128MB RAM - it runs quite well to just do Word/OpenOffice, Firefox and run a few CD-ROMs required for her Nursing degree.

      So there - massive hardware upgrades aren't necessary and Windows is usually smart enough (if you tell it to figure out whiat is best for your computer) to say "Hey - 300Mhz Processor and a 2MB PCI Graphics card - better turn off all the fading/scrolling stuff!".

      There is just no excuse for Windows98.

    235. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by WiPEOUT · · Score: 1

      As a regular user, getting SYSTEM priviledges without exploiting a vulnerability in a process with SYSTEM priviledges is not possible. FYI, SYSTEM is much more analogous to root under Windows than an Administrator is.

      Of course, since most Windows users run as Admins, it's a moot point.

    236. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by jabber01 · · Score: 1

      But I already sent in my car payment... Whaddya mean I also have to pay for insurance, and gas, and oil changes, and "maintenance"? And what the hell is a "parking ticket"? It's my car, I'll park it wherever I want!

      --

      The REAL jabber has the user id: 13196
      What you do today will cost you a day of your life

    237. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Not only that but netstat is not a DOS program. It is a 32 bit Windows program. Just because it looks like DOS doesn't make it DOS.

      Oh, you're right. To me it looked like a *BSD program. Maybe Redmond didn't pillage California as badly as I had thought. I'll quit sympathizing with *BSD now ... even though they seem more than willing to become slaves to the proprietary shop in their quest to crush Linux and be the only free OS out there. Don't they realize that, after Redmond domination has destroyed GNU, BSD simply won't be their anymore? There's a sick delusion to playing second-in-line to the gallows. "At least we won't be the first to go!"

      See, here's the problem: They're not being phased out. If you knew anything about Windows you'd know that Windows 2003 Server actually increased the command line tools in an effort to make scripting easier.

      They're still not implementing it. All of the certification courses are pounding home "Start-->Run". There isn't a single mention of "now, if your network is misbehaving, open a DOS prompt and..."

      What did you have in mind? You can do a lot if you know what tools are available

      Oh, I dunno. Perhaps I run an FTP and want to do something like:

      08:40 PM max@elemental:~$ $(netstat -aNe | grep ftpd > rub ) && cut -d: -f 2 rub | cut -d" " -f 6

      And then perhaps I'd want to send that out to a perl script, or a python script, or a compiled C program. Oh wait. Windows doesn't come with any of that by default, does it? Maybe I'd want to send that output directly to whois if I changed the port to something that I don't run, like 27374? Maybe you'd like to grep that output and put that in a spreadsheet or database or publish it to an .html file for direct availability via an apache server? How about take that information and compile it for direct feed into an e-mail client like mutt? Or imagine what you could do with EMACS and Lisp? Holy cow! Before long you could have real time implementation of attacks and responses. Script kiddies could be gone within months!

      Have fun doing that in VisualBASIC. Have fun trying to learn how to do it with the Windows API for less than a few thousand.

      Everything you need to learn how to do it on *NIX is freely supplied by the vendor and just takes a few minutes.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    238. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tell them to keepp their old machines running 98. Just get a flipping firewall and antivirus and keep it updated, never turn it off.

    239. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your analogy sucks!
      to my knowledge no one welds seatbelts on any automobile,except you.
      Get it right,or shut your face.

    240. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      you're kidding on NS3 right? you could overflow nn3.x - 4.06 with javascript alone.. not no mention they had serious memory leaks until like v4.08 ... then they went into permanent feature creep (4.50+).

      --
      Michael J. Ryan - tracker1.info
    241. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Here's why I believe this: The computer is a tool, just like a car, a microwave, blahblahblah. The end user just wants it to work. Just like they turn the key on the car...

      Owning a car is not just a matter of turning the key! There's a fuel tank to fill, tyres to check. You also need to know what those lights on the dashboard mean so you don't fuck your engine because you ignored the oil light.

      Like a car owner, a computer owner needs to know a few little things that will cause major problems if ignored. Even the microwave owner needs to know that certain things (like tinfoil) shouldn't be put in there. All appliance have certain caveats and care that owners need to be aware of.

      --
      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
    242. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by DarkMantle · · Score: 1
      Actually... all you need is
      #IFDEF "windows.h";
      //stuff to include
      #END

      #IFDEF "linux.h"
      //etc....

      do this for linux, windows, bsd and others.... and only SOME libraries are platform dependendent
      --
      DarkMantle I been bored, so I started a blog.
    243. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Netstat exists on Win9* as well. And yes, it's useful there too.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    244. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got it too, but hey, now he has karma (damn the useless funny mod to hell and back)...

    245. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by akc · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately its not that simple. My wife uses a machine that is adequately powered running Win98. I tried to upgrade to WinXP, only to find that all her favorite programs (old DOS games) would no longer run. I had to quickly downgrade her.

    246. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Oh, you're right. To me it looked like a *BSD program. Maybe Redmond didn't pillage California as badly as I had thought. I'll quit sympathizing with *BSD now ... even though they seem more than willing to become slaves to the proprietary shop in their quest to crush Linux and be the only free OS out there. Don't they realize that, after Redmond domination has destroyed GNU, BSD simply won't be their anymore? There's a sick delusion to playing second-in-line to the gallows. "At least we won't be the first to go!"

      You've now moved the goal posts...AGAIN! Your intial claim was that Microsoft didn't include netstat. That claim was quickly disproven. You then made a number of modified claims. When those were quickly disproven you've now changed the subject entirely. I'm not going to defend Microsoft and their business practices. I disagree with them. But that wasn't the discussion that we were having, was it? Hint: No, it wasn't. You've just been shown to be completely clueless about Windows and you're trying to draw attention away from it.

      They're still not implementing it. All of the certification courses are pounding home "Start-->Run". There isn't a single mention of "now, if your network is misbehaving, open a DOS prompt and..."

      "They're still not implementing it"? What is that supposed to mean? Did you mean "emphasizing"? I'm sure that I recall having read it in the Microsoft MCSE study material that I read. It's been quite a while so I could be wrong...and I don't have that material here so I cannot verify it.

      Face it: You claimed that they didn't offer netstat. You were quickly shown that you were wrong. You then modified your requirement. That was quickly proven wrong. You then modified your claim a third time. That was shown to be wrong. A fourth modification was made (this is where I jumped in). That was shown to be wrong. You then made a fifth (phasing out command line tools) and sixth claim (that netstat is a DOS program). Those were quickly disproven. That's six errors that you've made about Windows. It's obvious that you're not qualified to comment on Windows.


      Oh, I dunno. Perhaps I run an FTP and want to do something like:

      08:40 PM max@elemental:~$ $(netstat -aNe | grep ftpd > rub ) && cut -d: -f 2 rub | cut -d" " -f 6

      Aside from being completely outside the scope of your original claim (that's what desperation does to Linux fanatics) I think it's highly unlikely that most people using Windows will want, let alone know how, to do something like this. But if you want the tools are available. UNIX includes a lot of great tools for command line manipulation.

    247. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Your intial claim was that Microsoft didn't include netstat

      Dumbass. Here's my initial claim:

      Ironically, Windows, even 2k or Me, do not have a program which is as neat and tidy as netstat

      This statement was made in the context of monitoring network security. What use is a badly formatted netstat at a DOS prompt if the output cannot be manipulated and integrated into the surrounding environment?

      Which makes this:

      08:40 PM max@elemental:~$ $(netstat -aNe | grep ftpd > rub ) && cut -d: -f 2 rub | cut -d" " -f 6

      Completely within the scope of my initial claim. Netstat is neat and tidy not just because of what it does but because of how it can be used within the system.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    248. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Dumbass. Here's my initial claim:

      Ironically, Windows, even 2k or Me, do not have a program which is as neat and tidy as netstat.

      See, the problem is that Windows does include a program which is as neat and tidy as netstat. It's called "netstat".

      You were wrong...and no amount of spinning will change that fact.

      This statement was made in the context of monitoring network security. What use is a badly formatted netstat at a DOS prompt if the output cannot be manipulated and integrated into the surrounding environment?

      This is a different topic than your original claim. Your original claim was wrong. You second modified claim was wrong. Your third modified claim was wrong. Your fourth claim was wrong. Your fifth claim was wrong. Your sixth claim was wrong. Eventually, after modifying your original claim, you're bound to come up with something that's right. But the modified claim has no relationship to the original claim. It has morphed into something completely different.

      Completely within the scope of my initial claim. Netstat is neat and tidy not just because of what it does but because of how it can be used within the system.

      Not at all. Only your desperation would lead you to such a conclusion.

      Face it: You're clueless when it comes to Windows. You're completely unqualified to offer an opinion on it as you've demonstrated quite clearly that you lack even the basics of its underlying tools. It is obvious in your initial claim that you didn't know about Windows' netstat command or else you would have worded that claim differently. Even giving you the benefit that you may not have worded that claim correctly to convey what you meant you then made subsequent claims that demonstrated your lack of knowledge about the command.

      Admit to your bias. Admit that you're not the most qualified person to discuss Windows. There's no shame in it. It's certainly better than these futile, desperate attempts of yours to save face.

    249. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      See, the problem is that Windows does include a program which is as neat and tidy as netstat. It's called "netstat".

      I'm starting to see why this isn't going anywhere. You, as a troll, have no concept of the construct "neat and tidy" and have been screaming about the name of a binary file since you started. You read what I wrote as "Windows do not have a program which is...netstat". Your mind blanked when it hit the words "neat and tidy" and you didn't even give a moment's thought to what that might mean to a real user. You're right, netstat exists. As you've been so eager to harp about it's usefulness is so insignificant that I didn't even remember that it is still around.

      What else did you think "neat and tidy" referred to? If you'll be so banal as to think it meant literal output then you must notice that netstat at a DOS prompt can't even format columns correctly.

      This is a different topic than your original claim

      Troll on. Read my original claim.

      Ironically, Windows, even 2k or Me, do not have a program which is as neat and tidy as netstat

      This was a reponse to a post which was considering the ability of the user to know if they've been hacked. netstat, by itself, does very little to tell you if you've been hacked. It is only the manipulation of the output (grep cut) which makes netstat useful. Would you have your sysadmins manually comparing a screen scroll DOS prompt update with a tiny GUI task manager? Perhaps they could manually cross-reference the IP numbers with a whois query at the web site of the major registrars? Maybe they'd like to copy and paste the IP address from the netstat output into an e-mail they're writing in Outlook. Oh wait--you can't CTRL+C text in a DOS box. On this particular WinXP machine, you can't even select it with the mouse. Windows' netstat definitely is not "neat and tidy". It is similar in output. That's another point of derision for MS: they pass fake replicas as the real thing and charge extra for the deceit.

      It's certainly better than these futile, desperate attempts of yours to save face

      You have an obsession with insulting your debate opponent and this unprofessional behavior is exacerbated by your flagrant dismissal of any useful context. You are a particularly nasty and abusive one, I'll give you that.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    250. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You, as a troll, have no concept of the construct "neat and tidy" and have been screaming about the name of a binary file since you started.

      As I said: If correcting you is trolling then I'm guilty as charged.

      Spin it as you will. I'm not the only one who reached this conclusion. There were a number of people who corrected you...even before I became involved.

      Face it: You're clueless about Windows. There's nothing more to say.

    251. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Maybe they'd like to copy and paste the IP address from the netstat output into an e-mail they're writing in Outlook. Oh wait--you can't CTRL+C text in a DOS box. On this particular WinXP machine, you can't even select it with the mouse.

      Time for some more of my trolling:

      1. In the upper left corner of the "DOS" (when will you relize that it's not DOS?) box right click on the icon and select "Properties". Ensure that both check boxes under "Edit Options" are checked.

      2. Highlight the desired text as you normally would. Let me help you since you're completely clueless when it comes to Windows: Use the left mouse button.

      3. To copy: Hit the right mouse button once.

      4. To paste within the "DOS" box: right click again.

      5. To paste within Windows applications do what you normally would (well, what everyone else would do. Who knows what the hell you do you're so clueless about Windows). Let me help YOU: Right click and select "Paste" from the context menu.

      Glad my trolling can help you learn something new AGAIN

    252. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that was the most idiotic response I've read on Slashdot in a while. And no, I'm not new here.

    253. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      when will you relize that it's not DOS?
      Ensure that both check boxes under "Edit Options" are checked

      You have displayed, at every turn, a superior knowledge of Windows minutiae. www.m-w.com defines a pedant as "one who is unimaginative or who unduly emphasizes minutiae in the presentation or use of knowledge".

      This thread started out as a consideration of intrusion detection. Windows does not have a program which is as nice and tidy as netstat.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    254. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      You have displayed, at every turn, a superior knowledge of Windows minutiae.

      I have displayed a knowledge of Windows BASICS. Something that you obviously lack as you don't know how to copy and paste from the "DOS" prompt.

      Your stupidy about Windows was revealed yet AGAIN. Your attempts to draw attention away from your lack of qualifications won't succeed.

      Just thank me for, once again, helping you expand your knowledge of Windows. At some point I might correct you enough that you'll become and expert. But since I'm limited to 10 posts a day as an AC I doubt I'll even begin to scrath the surface. You've already been corrected almost 10 times in two days.

      Windows does not have a program which is as nice and tidy as netstat.

      Sure it does. It's called "netstat". You've already been told this. Repeating the same incorrect statement won't make it correct. No matter how you would like it to. Now if you want to write, as you did in your modified argument, that Windows doesn't provide tools like "grep", "cut", "awk", and "sed" you will have a valid point. But claiming that it doesn't have a tool that it does just makes you look foolish (something I'm certain you're used to).

    255. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      I have displayed a knowledge of Windows BASICS

      I have not seen any introductory course for Windows which focuses on the use of the command prompt. I have rarely seen the command prompt used even in advanced courses. The primary emphasis is on "Start-->Run".

      Something that you obviously lack

      Obviously.

      Just thank me for, once again, helping you expand your knowledge of Windows

      Thank you. Are you finished spouting off with your superior knowledge of Windows tricks which add up the same dead end in functionality?

      Sure it does. It's called "netstat". You've already been told this

      Netstat on the command prompt is more useless than netstat was at a DOS prompt which is infinitely more useless than netstat in a proper shell. That's reality.

      Now if you want to write, as you did in your modified argument

      The original argument was "a program as nice and tidy as netstat" in the context of intrusion detection. Can you do anything useful with the output of Windows' netstat in real time?

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    256. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I have not seen any introductory course for Windows which focuses on the use of the command prompt.

      I see. So you're unaware of something so therefore it must not exist? That's the heart of the problem: You're not aware of Windows' basics so one has to question if you're qualified to talk about more advanced topics. From what I've seen I would have to answer "no, you're not qualified".

      Why don't you just admit this? It's obvious to all so stop pretending that you're qualified to comment on the basics, let alone advanced topics of Windows.

      I have rarely seen the command prompt used even in advanced courses. The primary emphasis is on "Start-->Run".

      If that's the extent of the advanced classes that you've attended it's no wonder you're lacking in some of the basics. You need to attend a real advanced course. Not something that pretends to be an advanced course. Better yet you need to spend some time learning Windows. Not just the pointy clicky aspects of it. But all aspects about it. Once you've done that then you can comment on it's strengths and weaknesses. Until such time you're making a fool out of yourself making claims that are easily proven incorrect.

      Are you finished spouting off with your superior knowledge of Windows...

      The problem is that it's not "superior" knowledge. It's nothing more than the BASICS of Windows. If it we were discussing advanced topics then I wouldn't be so hard on you. But we're not. We're talking about the basics.

      Netstat on the command prompt is more useless than netstat was at a DOS prompt which is infinitely more useless than netstat in a proper shell. That's reality.

      It's the lack of supporting commands, such as "grep", "cut", "awk", and "sed" that makes netstat less valuable to you. It has nothing to do with netstat itself. Your original claim was that Windows lacked a netstat type of tool, not the lack of supporting tools to manipulate the output of netstat. When shown that Windows had netstat you then attempted to fault netstat capabilities. Note that your were focusing on netstat itself and not other support tools. That didn't come until later...after you had been made aware of netstat and its capabilities.

      Can you do anything useful with the output of Windows' netstat in real time?

      This is not the original claim. Keep moving the goal posts and you're bound to score a field goal eventually.

    257. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      So you're unaware of something so therefore it must not exist?

      Have you looked in the classrooms of grade schools, high schools, and any college curriculum which isn't science or engineering? Use of the command prompt in Windows is a footnote to the vast majority of the population. Even with system administrators the command prompt is not the primary interface. Microsoft has been creating the Computer Management tools so that administrators no longer have to wrestle with command prompt commands. Active Directory is a GUI based interface. There is no emphasis on using the command prompt in Windows in the real world.

      Through the event viewer it is possible to track connections but it is a good stretch to categorize and view those alerts in real time. You could keep checking the log file that it writes to. You could clutter up your GUI with constant pop-up events. It is not a tool as nice and tidy as netstat in a *NIX environment.

      This is not the original claim

      This is the original claim. In the context of intrusion detection Windows does not have a program as nice and tidy as netstat. Face it. It doesn't. It has a lesser netstat with no expandable functionality.

      It's obvious to all so stop pretending that you're qualified to comment on the basics

      Obviously.

      let alone advanced topics of Windows

      The real time monitoring and filtering of active network connections is not an advanced topic. Every system, from the smallest living microbe to the largest electronic network, places enormous importance on the ability to detect and interpret interaction with the surrounding environment.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    258. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Use of the command prompt in Windows is a footnote to the vast majority of the population.

      Irrelavent. It's not what is taught that's important. It's what *YOU* know if *YOU'RE* going to engage in a discussion about Windows' weaknesses. If you want to be considered an authority it's up to you to learn these things. And if you actually tried to use Windows you'd know some of the things that I, and others, have mentioned. I know about these things. Others know about these things. They exist. The fact that you don't know about only means that you're unqualified to be an authority regarding Windows.

      Even with system administrators the command prompt is not the primary interface.

      Again this show your ignorance regarding Windows. As I said yesterday: Microsoft recently increased the number of command line tools available in Windows 2003. Why do you think they did that? Because they have nothing else to do with their time? Did you know that Microsoft improved netstat from Windows 2000 to Windows XP? Why do you think they did that? Because they have nothing better to do with their time?

      Microsoft has been creating the Computer Management tools so that administrators no longer have to wrestle with command prompt commands.

      Yes they have. That doesn't mean that they don't provide command line tools as well.

      Active Directory is a GUI based interface.

      AD had a lot of command line based tools too. But why would I expect you to know that? You don't appear to know much about Windows other than the GUI. You're a rookie when it comes to Windows. That's OK. Just don't pretend to be an authority on it.

      It is not a tool as nice and tidy as netstat in a *NIX environment.

      Nor is it as nice as the netstat in Windows. Use the right tool for the job.

      In the context of intrusion detection Windows does not have a program as nice and tidy as netstat.

      Yes it does. It has the same tool: netstat. Repeating the same incorrect infomration doesn't make it any less incorrect.

      The real time monitoring and filtering of active network connections is not an advanced topic.

      Which just makes you more of a fool.

      Seriously. What would be your assesment of my qualifications about UNIX if I claimed that UNIX doesn't support command line completion? Or that I couldn't recursively delete files? What credibility would you assign to me if I had made such foolish claims? Would you consider me an authority on UNIX after having made such claims? Would you consider me capable of speaking on advanced topics after having made such claims?

      It's no wonder you don't like Windows. You don't know anything about it. You might just like it if you took the time to learn more (in your case much more) about it.

    259. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      It's not what is taught that's important. It's what *YOU* know if *YOU'RE* going to engage in a discussion about Windows' weaknesses

      You're right. It's not about what I've been taught. The Windows command prompt is a footnote to the prevailing majority of the world. There has been a lack of standard issue Windows programs to conveniently monitor, track, filter, and manipulate network connection information in real time. For intrusion detection Windows does not have a program which is as nice and tidy as netstat.

      Where is this functionality in Windows? Netstat provides all the raw data. Now what can you do with it?

      Nor is it as nice as the netstat in Windows. Use the right tool for the job

      Where is the tool for actively monitoring and categorizing network connections in Windows? Windows' netstat is fine for raw output. How can you manipulate it in real time to make it useful? Is it possible, using the standard tools which ship with the OS, to integrate its output into the Windows firewall for IP blocking or intrusion detection?

      Yes it does. It has the same tool: netstat

      It is not the same tool. Netstat in Windows is missing a large amount of modular functionality that netstat possesses in a real shell environment. The crux of your position relies on an identical name and similar output. Windows' netstat simply does not have the functionality in terms of command line switches or output manipulation.

      What would be your assesment of my qualifications about UNIX if I claimed that UNIX doesn't support command line completion

      Command line completion is not a function which has been turned off by default in any distro I've used. How could you not know about it? It is the same TAB in both environments.

      Or that I couldn't recursively delete files

      That's an interesting point as del doesn't distinguish between files and directories but rm does. I'd tell you simply to use the "-rf" switches. I wouldn't be nearly as condescending and abusive as what I've tolerated from you in the last 15 posts.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    260. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Where is the tool for actively monitoring and categorizing network connections in Windows? Windows' netstat is fine for raw output.

      You just answered your own question.

      How can you manipulate it in real time to make it useful?

      This isn't the original claim that you made. As I said: Move the goal posts often enough while the balls in play and you're bound to get a field goal every now and then.

      Is it possible, using the standard tools which ship with the OS, to integrate its output into the Windows firewall for IP blocking or intrusion detection?

      How do you do this with Linux's version of netstat?

      Netstat in Windows is missing a large amount of modular functionality that netstat possesses in a real shell environment.

      How is it not the same tool? Specifically what is missing?

      The crux of your position relies on an identical name and similar output.

      The crux of my position relies on the fact that the tools does the same thing as the Linux version of the tool. There are slight differences to be sure. But the ones that appear to matter to you (by your having stated that they weren't supported and then being shown that they were) are there. It's only after you were shown up that you moved the goal posts. Just admit it...you didn't know about netstat in Windows. You didn't know it's capabilities. Now you're moving the goal posts in a lame effort to try and be right when you were wrong.

      Command line completion is not a function which has been turned off by default in any distro I've used. How could you not know about it? It is the same TAB in both environments.

      How could I not know about it? That's irrelavent. Assume for the moment that I don't. Given what you just said would you consider me knowledgable enough to hold a technical discussion about Linux knowing that I didn't even know about this basic functionality? BTW - The editing I showed you is the default in Windows XP. Which makes you only more of a rookie.

      That's an interesting point as del doesn't distinguish between files and directories but rm does. I'd tell you simply to use the "-rf" switches. I wouldn't be nearly as condescending and abusive as what I've tolerated from you in the last 15 posts.

      Your behavior would depend on what I was saying about Linux. If I said "Linux can't even delete a directory" you'd get the impression that I'm a rookie. If I continued and said that "Linux can't even complete a command line like Windows can" you'd considered me a rookie. If I said Linux sucks because of all of this you'd start getting a little more abrasive. As a matter of fact you already have.

      The point is that you're unqualified to comment about detecting trojans on Windows. You can't even cut and paste from a command prompt. Why should anyone heed your advice about Windows?

      If you don't hear from me check back tomorrow. Who knows where that counter is at.

    261. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      This isn't the original claim that you made

      The original claim was in the context of intrusion detection. Intrusion detection is much more than display of the raw data. Windows does not have a program as neat and tidy as netstat. The Linux netstat is neat and tidy. It integrates well into shell scripting. The Windows netstat is a paperweight because it does not integrate easily with the command prompt tools around it. This can also be viewed as a deficiency in the Windows command prompt.

      How do you do this with Linux's version of netstat?

      while 1 do; $(netstat -aNe | grep $TROJAN_PORT > rub ) && cut -d: -f 2 rub | cut -d" " -f 6 > inc && for IP in $(cat inc) do; iptables -t filter -A INPUT -s $IP -j DROP && rm rub inc; done

      Windows has no mechanism for automating that task without praying that the 3rd party firewall might have the framework.

      Assume for the moment that I don't

      The first thing you try is what you already know. You try TAB. Now you know.

      The point is that you're unqualified to comment about detecting trojans on Windows

      Nobody is qualified to detect trojans on Windows. Nobody could possibly be qualified to do it because the proper tools are not readily available on Windows. You keep insisting that Windows doesn't have grep, cut, awk, sed, python, perl. What _DOES_ Windows have to replace the functionality which the shell gives to *NIX netstat? Windows has nothing. For intrusion detection Windows does not have a tool as nice and tidy as netstat.

      You can't even cut and paste from a command prompt

      Why is that turned off by default except to give trolls minutiae to gloat over?

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    262. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Windows does not have a program as neat and tidy as netstat.

      And neither does Linux. Your example illustrates this quite well.

      while 1 do; $(netstat -aNe | grep $TROJAN_PORT > rub ) && cut -d: -f 2 rub | cut -d" " -f 6 > inc && for IP in $(cat inc) do; iptables -t filter -A INPUT -s $IP -j DROP && rm rub inc; done

      Idiot. Re-read what I wrote:

      "How do you do this with Linux's version of netstat?"

      Please note the highlighted word "netstat". What you gave was not an example of how Linux's version of netstat can be used to accomplish your goal. What you have is an example of combining the output of Linux's netstat with other tools to achieve your goal. I can do this in Windows as well:

      Z:\Home Directories\Anonymous Coward>netstat -n | grep ESTABLISHED
      TCP 192.168.2.5:3389 123.123.123.123:42677 ESTABLISHED

      Z:\Home Directories\Anonymous Coward>


      Address changed to protect the innocent (me)

      Note that grep was something I added to my Windows system. The point is that you can use Windows' version of netstat in the same manner as Linux's. There's no difference. Therefore your claim about netstat is wrong.

      Windows has no mechanism for automating that task without praying that the 3rd party firewall might have the framework.

      I don't know about a 3rd party firewalls but SP2's firewall can be manipulated from the command line. Here's an example:

      netsh fi add portopening protocol = UDP port = 62515 name = "Cisco VPN Client" mode = ENABLE scope = ALL

      Another thing that you apparently don't know. But hey, why should you stop being wrong now?

      What _DOES_ Windows have to replace the functionality which the shell gives to *NIX netstat?

      Wait. Wasn't your claim that all this could be done with just netstat? Now you're saying that the shell of UNIX is what gives Linux's netstat it's power. That's an entirely different statement. One which I would agree with.

      Why is that turned off by default except to give trolls minutiae to gloat over?

      Idiot: It's enabled by default. Something I mentioned in my last post to you:

      "BTW - The editing I showed you is the default in Windows XP. Which makes you only more of a rookie."

      Not only is your knowledge of Windows sorely lacking you can't even comprehend simple things that you've been told. Perhaps you're hopeless?

    263. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Another thing that you apparently don't know. But hey, why should you stop being wrong now?

      Gah. This insistence at hurling insults and incendiary remarks is stale. Is this what Windows promotes? Repeated bully attacks to turn a comparison of product functionality into a single-sided name-calling match? I will concede that you have more insults than I do.

      It's enabled by default.

      My default installs of Win98SE at home and WinXP at work do not have copy/paste available from the command prompt. A search through Windows help for "command prompt copy paste" does provide a nice walkthrough. This is little more than a gloating point as manual copy and paste is not the preferred route for an IDS by any stretch of the imagination. You've shown that copy/paste is available. Can we get back to the original question of which system provides a better platform for intrusion detection by the end user? Under *NIX, using netstat, it's fairly trivial. On Windows, using netstat, it's still a matter of personally monitoring the output.

      Your example illustrates this quite well.

      My example illustrates that it can be done. It is not perfect. I'm actually flattered that you didn't pick apart the absence of a check for the null condition. Even in its imperfection it's a long way ahead. You still haven't connected your netstat output with your netsh input.

      I can do this in Windows as well
      Note that grep was something I added to my Windows system. The point is that you can use Windows' version of netstat in the same manner as Linux's. There's no difference. Therefore your claim about netstat is wrong.

      No difference? I noticed that you didn't try to see what would happen with netstat <interval>. You provide an example which requires aftermarket installation of grep to produce one-time output of multiple fields which cannot be expanded in functionality. My example gives real-time output of a set of single fields which can be integrated into a constant intrusion detection and response system using simple tools which come with every distro. Your output is at least two steps away from prime time: filtering and integration with...

      SP2's firewall can be manipulated from the command line.

      I suspected that it could. If it is possible at the Windows comamnd prompt please update your example with an integration with the output of netstat, preferably with constant real time updates. If you manage to produce something workable I will congratulate you that a multi-billion dollar company with the power to tell world governments to eat dirt can finally offer the functionality that hobbyists offer for anyone with a desire to learn. Perhaps you have money to waste. Not I.

      Wait. Wasn't your claim that all this could be done with just netstat?

      The claim was in the context of intrusion detection. Had I known that you would lose your mind over this I would've taken the time to write an entire IDS shell script before making my first post. Can you write an IDS script for the Windows command prompt? The basis for a CLI script for IDS on either platform will be netstat. That I had forgotten its existence on Windows is indicative of the lack of Windows command prompt usefulness. Your argument is solid only in that you've ignored context and straggled behind on functionality. It must be all that reliance on VisualBASIC programming that's confounding you at the basic CLI interface.

      Windows does not provide a tool as neat and tidy as netstat for the purpose of intrusion detection. The netstat at the Windows command prompt is a butter knife. The netstat at the *NIX shell prompt is a swiss army knife of epic proportions.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    264. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      Where are you going to get security updates for your 5-year-old version of Linux? Unless it's Red Hat Enterprise Linux, you're probably not.

    265. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Gah. This insistence at hurling insults and incendiary remarks is stale. Is this what Windows promotes? Repeated bully attacks to turn a comparison of product functionality into a single-sided name-calling match? I will concede that you have more insults than I do.

      Sometimes the truth is not what one wants to hear and it therefore sounds like an insult.

      You've shown that copy/paste is available.

      Yes, I did because you weren't aware that it was.

      Can we get back to the original question of which system provides a better platform for intrusion detection by the end user?

      I'm only interested in correcting the misinformation that you've been spewing about Windows.

      My example illustrates that it can be done.

      But it cannot be done solely with netstat. Something that you were trying to spin your original statement into. I'm glad that you finally realized that you were only succeeding in making yourself look foolish.

      You still haven't connected your netstat output with your netsh input.

      And I won't as it falls outside the scope of my disagreement with you.

      You provide an example which requires aftermarket installation of grep to produce one-time output of multiple fields which cannot be expanded in functionality.

      I provided the example solely to show that you can string commands together within a Windows command prompt just like you can in UNIX. To show you that if you have the supporting tools (like grep, awk, sed, etc) you can process the output of Windows' netstat command just like you can in UNIX.

      I will congratulate you that a multi-billion dollar company with the power to tell world governments to eat dirt can finally offer the functionality that hobbyists offer for anyone with a desire to learn.

      The problem is that you're trying to apply UNIX concepts to a non-UNIX platform. The fundamental goals of the two platforms are different. Trying to hold either platform to the same standards as the other is foolish.

      Had I known that you would lose your mind over this I would've taken the time to write an entire IDS shell script before making my first post.

      No need to do this. Just admit that you were unaware that Windows had a netstat command. And perhaps consider that maybe you should become more familiar with Windows before bashing it.

      That I had forgotten its existence on Windows...

      Please...don't try to pass it off as you just forgot. Subsequent statements that you made indicate that you weren't aware of it at all.

      Is this what Windows promotes?

      Typical Linux fanatic assumption: Anyone that knows something about Windows and defends it must be a Windows user. Your assumption is wrong.

    266. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      I don't run it anymore, but afaik, SuSE is still releasing security updates for 7.0, which was released in 2000.

      So perhaps not 5-years, but 4.

      Beyond that, kernel 2.2 is relatively stable.

      Add a decent firewall, don't run many servers (we are talking about home), and your 5 year old linux is gonna run just fine.

      --
      WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
    267. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      But it cannot be done solely with netstat. Something that you were trying to spin your original statement into

      In the context of intrusion detection any user who wasn't a complete bumbling idiot would know the task requires more than netstat. It requires things that Windows does not provide and does not provide for.

      And I won't as it falls outside the scope of my disagreement with you

      What is the scope? You've been avoiding the socpe since your first nitpick about the name of a binary. The scope is intrusion detection from the CLI. Rather than even consider the scope you've chosen to focus entirely on the existence of a binary which looks similar to *NIX netstat.

      To show you that if you have the supporting tools (like grep, awk, sed, etc) you can process the output of Windows' netstat command just like you can in UNIX

      That's outside the scope of the disagreement. I said that Windows has no program nearly as neat and tidy as netstat. You've shown that it might if and only if you install the proper tools. Even with your aftermarket additions you still cannot come close to a CLI IDS system. Not only are you behind in functionality but you've completely left the context of my statement.

      Just admit that you were unaware that Windows had a netstat command

      I was aware that Windows had netstat at one time and, do to the complete inability of the Windows command prompt to integrate usefully with the rest of the system, had forgotten that it existed. Within the scope of the original claim, intrusion detection from the CLI, Windows does not have a program nearly as neat and tidy as netstat.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    268. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      In the context of intrusion detection any user who wasn't a complete bumbling idiot would know the task requires more than netstat.

      Why didn't you name the missing tools instead of netstat? Seems to me that if you're going to make the argument that Windows doesn't contain the necessary tools to do proper intrusion detection that you would list tools that weren't included instead of ones that are. Instead you're trying to make that argument by naming a tool that is included and then saying you can't do anything automatically with its output. Seems like a foolish way to make an argument.

      It's obvious what happened. You weren't aware of the command. And once you were made aware of the command you then began moving the goal posts. And now that those numerous attempts failed you are trying to redefine what you really meant. It's not working. You may think that it is but it's not.

      You've been avoiding the socpe since your first nitpick about the name of a binary.

      Sigh. You're hopeless. It has nothing to do with the name of the binary and everything to do with what the binary does. The netstat command in Windows provides similar information to the netstat command in UNIX. Both versions provide similar information.

      Within the scope of the original claim, intrusion detection from the CLI, Windows does not have a program nearly as neat and tidy as netstat.

      It sure does: netstat. Try as you like to spin your original statement that statement was plain wrong. You've demonstrated that your statement is true not from the lack of netstat but a lack of tools such as "grep", "awk", "sed", "cut", etc. Therefore you should have worded your original statement along the lines of:

      "Within the scope of the original claim, intrusion detection from the CLI, Windows does not have the tools necessary to provide a neat and tidy output from netstat"

      The above is correct. Your original statement is not.

    269. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by maximilln · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with the name of the binary and everything to do with what the binary does

      Precisely. My binary DOES integrate with the surrounding environment. Your binary DOES NOT integrate with the surrounding environment.

      Windows does not have a program as nice and tidy as netstat.

      It sure does: netstat

      You can rename your notepad but you will never have vi. You can rename win.exe to linux.exe but you will never have linux. You can rename netsh but you will never have a firewall as good as netfilter.

      Windows may have netstat.exe but it does not have a tool as nice and tidy as netstat for the purpose of intrusion detection.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    270. Re:To be fair to Microsoft by rarkm · · Score: 1

      In all fairness, I have now installed SP2 on three boxes so far and the installations have gone without a hitch. Only one box had problems (user related, but easily fixed) and all three machines are now running noticeably better and faster than before the service patch. We'll see how well the patched boxes resist the bad stuff with experience, but the technical description of the changes seems to close most of the documented and obvious attacks. As far as my memory serves, this is the first major patch or service pack that has resulted in noticeable real world performance improvement.

      Suggestion for patchers: Do a full virus and spyware scan, a disk check, and defrag and clean out your temp and garbage files before patching. If you're a real adrenaline junkie, update a mission critical box without a backup! It's thrilling!

      --
      [Insert pretentious and semi-clever sig here: ______ ]
  3. Windows 98? What about XP? by Brain+Stew · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It is bad enough with 98, but what if the same experiment where conducted with XP, considering all the wild RPC attacks?

    --
    "Here's a spoiler: You're will die alone."-Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
    1. Re:Windows 98? What about XP? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      but what if the same experiment where conducted with XP

      Based on the number of attacks my firewall gets a day, I think that experiement is going on all the time. Of course, the XP users are unaware that it is happening...

    2. Re:Windows 98? What about XP? by MadRocketScientist · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My recent XP experiment:
      I was installing a firewall for a client a couple of months ago after they got a new DSL circuit installed. The connection failed, so I called the provider and was informed that the line was disabled for security violations. Someone had plugged in the WinXP home edition desktop before I got there. Needless to say, it was so laden with trojans we didn't bother trying to clean it, we just went straight to the system restore disk.

    3. Re:Windows 98? What about XP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or what about a stock install of [INSERT ANY OS FROM 2001 THAT ISN'T PATCHED]?

    4. Re:Windows 98? What about XP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I actually performed this same 'experiment' last night. A client of mine had 'upgraded' to XPhome from 98 (on a p2). He applied none of the patches, and did not activate the xp firewall. The computer was online for about a week. This was a very infected computer.

      It would have taken all night to clean, and probabally cost him ~$400. But he opted for a reinstall (where I applied patches and security) for a lot less $.

    5. Re:Windows 98? What about XP? by burns210 · · Score: 1

      I have had(posted in this before) a 2000 machine get an RPC virus within 10 minutes of a finished install... Type in the network settings, check connection... Typed in 1 more setting we forgot(dns, silly us) and checked again, connection worked... Said a few words to eachother and BAM, shutdown in 10,9,8... RPC viruses are great!

      I actually won 20 bucks, as we bet to see if we could get a virus before we could patch a system. Sucker.

    6. Re:Windows 98? What about XP? by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      That is extremely unprofessional on the part of the ISP. Disabling the link for "security reasons" is ok, but why did *you* have to call to find out? I don't think it's unreasonable for them to tell their client when they're cutting the service.

      --
      Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
  4. I just got a new pc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I am putting windows 2000 on it. I have read here, and on other sites, that it will likely be infected before I can download the proper security applications.

    How do I avoid this?

    1. Re:I just got a new pc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Download updates beforehand and don't connect your Windows 2000 computer to the net until you've patched it OR put it behind a NAT/firewall device.

    2. Re:I just got a new pc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      turn the firewall on before pluggin in the internet cable.. then just be quick. you *should* be fine if you are quick

    3. Re:I just got a new pc... by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      Download all the relevant updates from AutoPatcher on a secure machine and burn them to a CD. Install 2k on the new machine and don't even plug in a network cable until you've installed the patches from the CD - that way you never have to let an unsecured box out onto the net.

    4. Re:I just got a new pc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is simply FUD. Install and download patches.

    5. Re:I just got a new pc... by vivek7006 · · Score: 1

      AutoPatcher 4.6 is currently in it's Alpha Stage, but is progressing nicely.

      You are suggesting that people install a third party alpha stage software in their PC?

  5. Format? by Klar · · Score: 3, Insightful
    So to sum up, I spent one day cleaning up problems created by ne'er-do-well hackers and overzealous advertisers and four more trying to resolve a known problem with a product that is supposed to help prevent problems, not create new ones.
    So the tech place got the girl to pay for a 10 1/2 hours of labour for a format, install of Win98 and Norton Anti-Virus? Why not just spen $100 and put a copy of XP with a firewall turned on, or hell... spend $0 and throw a copy of linux on? If the comp was full of spyware and you could backup any infomration you wanted to save, why not just format right away if you aren't comfortable using the anti-spyware programs?
    1. Re:Format? by Throtex · · Score: 1

      No, it was for 10 1/2 hours of bringing back the system to a usable state without formatting.

      Total waste!!

    2. Re:Format? by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      For that much time and money, she could have bought a whole new computer!

    3. Re:Format? by FloodSpectre · · Score: 1

      Because if the user is sad enough to have her computer this messed up, she'll never be able to figure out Linux.

    4. Re:Format? by TykeClone · · Score: 1

      It would have taken less time to backup the hard drive and then reformat and reinstall everything and copy the data (the important stuff) back into the system.

      --
      A fine is a tax you pay for doing wrong and a tax is a fine you pay for doing all right.
    5. Re:Format? by justkarl · · Score: 1

      10.5 hours labor(computer repair): $800
      New Dell(Dude!): $450
      Saying "Screw it!" and formatting your hard drive in 20 min.: Priceless

    6. Re:Format? by webwalker · · Score: 1

      Are you a moron?

      Install Linux? These people don't know how to SPELL Linux.

      A more helpful (and less expensive) recommendation would be to suggest they dump the system and go to WalMart to buy a Lindows (ahem, sorry...Linspire) box.

      This is the consumer, dude. This is not the pencil-neck pocket-protector set. Would you recommend that the poor jane-average motorist rebuild their engine? Could you? Don't be foolish.

      --
      flames > dev/null
    7. Re:Format? by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      10 and a 1/2 hours? Who are they kidding? What were they running pentium pro trying to install win xp professional?
      My cousins crappy 1.2 gig celeron processor which he used to surf every pornsite out there was owned by spyware.
      Dial-up connection, having to get through all the spyware (going to ad-aware website took me to a bogus place). Luckily I could download mozilla :)
      So dialup getting mozilla, spybot S&D and ad-aware. Plus doing all the scans, updates, etc took me about 4 hours.

      --

      I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
    8. Re:Format? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      So the tech place got the girl to pay for a 10 1/2 hours of labour for a format, install of Win98 and Norton Anti-Virus?

      She willingly paid for it, right? That would be "The Cost of Computer Naivete" that the subject refers to. :)

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  6. Re:reg only? by Papineau · · Score: 1

    (frr,yyy): (free registration required, yada yada yada)

  7. stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone that takes that long to backup a hard disk, reinstall Windows 98, some office apps and maybe Quicken,and then copy the data back on should be fired. This is the work of "consultants".

    1. Re:stupid by Conor+Turton · · Score: 1

      Err DUMBASS, he spent alot of that time trying to remove the crap WITHOUT re-installing.

      --
      Conor "You're not married,you haven't got a girlfriend and you've never seen Star Trek? Good Lord!" - Patrick Stewart
    2. Re:stupid by flibuste · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried to restore the user's settings after a reformat of a Windows system?
      Obviously not...It take far more than just re-installing the damn Windows from a CD. And you're generally better off avoinding a reformat, because OF COURSE, users want to keep their computer the way it was.
      Try explaining you are going to wipe out everything they had.
      I don't understand who can mod you insightful.

    3. Re:stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that is her fault why? Give me a break. This guy is shitty, no defense necessary.

  8. They're idiots by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Her PC was in such bad shape, it required 10 1/2 hours of surgery to restore it to working condition."

    It takes me a lot shorter to install Win98 on a box and that includes saving any or all documents.
    1.5 hours tops.

    --
    This is the sig that says NI (again)
    1. Re:They're idiots by psyclone · · Score: 1
      It takes me a lot shorter to install Win98 on a box and that includes saving any or all documents. 1.5 hours tops.

      I agree. Besides, you need to reinstall Win98 every 6 months anyway. I had a dual-boot machine a few years ago. I hadn't booted to Win98 in about 5 months. (The semester ended so it was time to play some old games.) I hadn't changed any hardware, but on boot, Windows "forgot" about my video drivers and network card. And that was 5 months not even running windows!

    2. Re:They're idiots by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      Even better yet, spend the 10 hours educating the users about firewalls, virus scanners, spyware and not to click on "Yes" to everything.

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    3. Re:They're idiots by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      Friend of mine worked with a fully working Win98 install for 5 years.

      To be honest, he didn't connect to the net much

      But still, I thought it was impressive :)

      --
      This is the sig that says NI (again)
    4. Re:They're idiots by bfields · · Score: 1
      It takes me a lot shorter to install Win98 on a box and that includes saving any or all documents. 1.5 hours tops.

      You're probably minimally organized.

      Now consider how long it could take on a random user's box that you've never seen before. They've got documents and preferences saved all over the place, they installed a bunch of software, and they can't remember where they installed it from or how they configured it. They've lost the printer manual and the IP information from their ISP, etc., etc., etc.

      It could take almost arbitrarily long....

      --Bruce Fields

    5. Re:They're idiots by abb3w · · Score: 1
      It could take almost arbitrarily long....

      I usually combine such work with upgrade to a larger hard drive-- economical, given the typical Win98 machine drive size. Re-install the OS and software to the new drive, then reconnect the old hard drive as a slave (or USB 2.0 external, if no slave spaces are left). That makes looking through for "OK, what else is missing" easier... and makes the process reversible, in case you screw up.

      Also install a copy of diff - makes comparisons easier.

      --
      //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
    6. Re:They're idiots by TrumpetX · · Score: 1

      As long as you have access to the internet (in my case I just have all my friends bring me their pute so i can work on it from my house) you can get all those pesky drivers... ISP info is easy, sit them down at the phone and tell them to call up and set it up via the tech support. no reason you should have to fix your friend's friend's sister-in-law's computer to the point of sitting on hold for 4 hours.

    7. Re:They're idiots by Gorath99 · · Score: 1
      Friend of mine worked with a fully working Win98 install for 5 years.

      To be honest, he didn't connect to the net much

      But still, I thought it was impressive :)

      I did the same for 4 years or so in my pre-linux days and even was on the net a lot (with IE even) during the last 2 years or so. It's certainly possible, but having a good firewall (preferably hardware), an up-to-date virusscanner, regular windows updates and a fair bit of determination/masochism are a must.
    8. Re:They're idiots by psyclone · · Score: 1
      Friend of mine worked with a fully working Win98 install for 5 years.

      Dude, call Guinness for a record!

    9. Re:They're idiots by Abundantes · · Score: 0

      There are situations where you just can't do that, especially if the person(s) using the machine didn't separate their data from their software...

      If you've got 20 or more applications and half a milion places where the files have been saved to (cite: "yes, all files are there. the files containing [this]? no, those are [there]. the files containing [that]? no, over [there].") the mess is to big to be searched through

      throw in fancy naming habits so you can't tell what is what...
      You can eighther begin to search manually through all of the machine from there to separate the data so you can restore it after reinstall or risk to lost the stuff the customer "forgot to mention" (which they always do).

      IMHO putting everyting into one partition is THE one mistake one should never make, especially with win...

      Basically all of this is cleaning up other peoples mess - which i hate.

      --
      This is good for nothing. Ignore it or send it to the Customer Care Dept.
    10. Re:They're idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would take me many hours to get my laptop back up to working the way I like it. Games, editor, OOo, Firebird + a dozen extensions, DVD utilities, Perl, and about a hundred Perl scripts (many of which have hotkey shortcuts in the Start menu), registry hacks, dialup options, and a bunch of other stuff that I have probably forgotten is even there but would want again some day, and might even be using without knowing it.

    11. Re:They're idiots by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      Um, I'm kind of embarrassed to say this, but I'm typing this on a fully-working Win95 install, which has been on there for more than 5 years. And I *do* connect to the net much. (Okay, behind a Linux server, so it's not like I'm all the way out there connected.)

      I'm not sure it's "impressive," though. I'd say rather just lazy. I actually have a Debian box (a 333 to replace this 133, yet!) sitting here next to it to replace it, and haven't gotten around to actually plugging it into the network.

      (And they all moved away from me, there on the Group W bench. But then I said "But I spend most of my time in a shell on the Linux servers either way," and they all moved back over...)

      --

      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
    12. Re:They're idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing, but your forgetting one thing. You have to reinstall the software - much of which the user either doesn't know where it came from, or it came with the PC but they threw away the disks (this often includes drivers for stuff you can't even download anymore).

    13. Re:They're idiots by linguae · · Score: 1

      If you think that was impressive, my mom is running Windows 95 and ran it for nearly 6 years without a reinstall. It is connected to the Internet nearly every day, yet the computer is protected (firewall, anti-virus/adware/spyware, Mozilla), so that might be a reason.

    14. Re:They're idiots by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      I call bullshit.

      If an application needs to install files into Windows syetm directories, it will access the necessary partition to do so.

      If it doesn't, it will probably write itself to Program Files if there is only 1 partition. Failing that, it will almost certainly write itself to a directory outside Windows dirs that could be confused with app dirs.

      Where is the benefit, other than performance-wise, of putting data on a seperate partition?

    15. Re:They're idiots by RailRide · · Score: 1
      Six-year-old install of 98SE on the P-II laptop that serves as my primary dinking-around machine. Of course it's fully patched, Ad-Aware+Spybot fully updated, using Eudora Pro, and never used or even configured Outlook with any of my data (but it's been patched too). I often leave it on over weekends without issue. It's only been hit with one worm (Emmanuel) that I set off accidentally while clicking around my attatchment folder looking for flash animations. Prior to that, the worm had lain dormant for almost 6 months. After that, I got real good at identifying suspiscious emails and whacking their attatchments into the bitbucket (I assigned a .wav of a loud toilet flush to the act of emptying the recycle bin to celebrate their demise).

      It runs behind a homebuilt P-4 1.7 tower, running it's install of '98SE for three years, mostly running the modem shared by my network (too cheap to pay $50 a month for broadband). Also fully patched, scanned regularly for spy/adware, and often runs unattended for entire weekends without incident. I know that's not really much to brag about, but it stays up well enough that no one loses any sleep if it's left on for a few days

      That arrangement apparently kept my brother's XP laptop from catching Blaster while getting his first updates (though I had to help him with a browser hijacker once, but that's an IE issue (and he fixed his next encounter with one himself)). I also updated my first XP laptop through it, and my first Win2000 laptop (and that one needed to sip 45 megs out of Windows update)

      Sheesh, I even managed to get a ME laptop to behave itself. Had Pinnacle Studio 8 crash repeatedly after getting into a fight with Kernel32.exe (or so it said), while Ulead Videostudio 6 and Windows Media Player 7, as well as the OS itself, kept chugging along as if nothing happened. Too bad I lost that machine after accidentally leaving it on an Amtrak train a month or so ago, so no more proof of my "accomplishment".

      ---PCJ

  9. Re:reg only? by Vacuum+Sux · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's said "Washington Post (frr,yyy)" Free Registration Required, Yadda Yadda Yadda.

    --
    In Soviet Russia, the profit overlords welcome you!
  10. Re:reg only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nevermind... i'm partially illiterate.

  11. Mantra by wbav · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whatever happened to:

    Format, fdisk, re-install do da, do da?

    Pull all the useful data off onto a spare disk and clean the machine. Just don't be like my neighbor, and wipe, then install your new os on the spare disk.

    --

    =================
    Unix is very user friendly, it's just picky about who its friends are.
    1. Re:Mantra by aelbric · · Score: 5, Funny

      Format, fdisk, re-install do da, do da...

      Thanks. Took me a minute to put that to the tune of "Camptown Races". Then I started laughing. Sonn as I get mod points you get one.

      --
      nos laetus epulor qui would domito nos
    2. Re:Mantra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      That should read "fdisk, format reinstall ..."

      fdisking a drive you just formatted creates a waste of time. Examples are left as an exercise for the reader.

    3. Re:Mantra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Point taken, but its Monday. Cut a guy some slack.

    4. Re:Mantra by radon28 · · Score: 1

      what are you talking about? you've never created partitions after a format before?

    5. Re:Mantra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean fdisk, format, reinstall, do da, do da... :) still retains its jingle.

    6. Re:Mantra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the first time I've ever seen someone awarded such a high score for basically explaining someone else's joke. And there's an informative in there too! I guess the mod-crack is extra strength today.

    7. Re:Mantra by mikeg22 · · Score: 1

      I believe you mean "Camptown Lady". Or maybe it goes by both names, I'm just trying to be anal.

    8. Re:Mantra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you not aware that this is a much older song, or did you not realise you linked to a song rambling about bongs and reefers?

      The original song is fucknastily old, and called Camptown Races.

  12. 10.5 Hours? by digitalvengeance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Very few machines are worth 10.5 hours for me. Factoring in labor, I can save a lot of money by saving the data elsewhere then FDisking and reinstalling the OS. Even considering windows install time, program install time, and configuration, I don't have 10.5 hours in it and the user probably has a less glitchy machine for it.

    --
    How many roads must a man walk down? 42.
    1. Re:10.5 Hours? by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      In 10.5 hours, at my billable rate, it's cheaper to replace the entire system with new hardware.

      --
      You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
    2. Re:10.5 Hours? by Klar · · Score: 1

      If your billable rate is that high, I would hope it would only take you an hour or so to re-install windows........

    3. Re:10.5 Hours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. If I tried to bill a customer 10.5 hrs for what basically amounted to a spyware infection, I'd get laughed at. You can buy a new computer for that kind of money.
      The trick is the be prepared when you go on site. Take a laptop and slap their drive into a USB or Firewire enclosure. Scan it that way.
      If you don't have a setup like that, take the system back to your house and scan with your own system. Between AdAware, SpyBotS&D and HijackThis (plus maybe WindowsXP winsock fixes) you should be able to clean everything off in less than 2 hrs. Then install Kerio Personal Firewall and either a trial version of Norton or the free version of AVG AntiVirus. Load Firefox/flash/shockwave/sun's java/some extensions and set it as default browser.
      The result is a bill for almost 3 hrs (at 45/hr if not on site, 60/hr if on site). The customer's happy and I've made more than I would have all day at my previous job. 10.5 hrs? He was either milking it or having a really bad day.

    4. Re:10.5 Hours? by (H)elix1 · · Score: 1

      Very few machines are worth 10.5 hours for me. Factoring in labor, I can save a lot of money by saving the data elsewhere then FDisking and reinstalling the OS. Even considering windows install time, program install time, and configuration, I don't have 10.5 hours in it and the user probably has a less glitchy machine for it

      I've done this a few times... The victim is almost always in the position where they don't have a recovery disk / install media / key for some critical bit of software. Nuking from orbit is easy, teasing out the DLLs, registry settings, and data for a critical custom application is hard. I've seen the lone win95 486 chugging away because they could not migrate it on their shinny new XP box. (Extra points if the old software even works on a current OS) More often then not, they actually *have the data backed up - only to find they never understood how the tape drives actually work. We do an incremental backup every week. We swap back and forth between these two tapes... Anyhow, this is usually when the customer also learns how much that custom application / data is worth.

      Even for myself, I'll install the OS, an Application Server, DB, LDAP and a few other bits on new hardware and park a disk image because the time to set up my development environment. IS is more than happy to build a fresh Solaris box, but the apps are what take all the time.

    5. Re:10.5 Hours? by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      If your billable rate is that high, I would hope it would only take you an hour or so to re-install windows........

      What are you tlaking about? Even at a box-busting bench tech's average billable rate....about $65, 10.5 hours still far exceeds the value of the machine in question.

      --
      Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
    6. Re:10.5 Hours? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What idiot spends $800 to fix their computer? Chances are that if it has windows 98 installed on it, the machine itself is probably not worth even half of that.

      Man, who knew the PC repair market was such a boon these days? I didn't know such stupid people were still so prevalant. Shit, for $800, I'll gladly back up your documents folder, format the drive and reinstall the OS for you. And I'll do it in just a couple hours!

      Then again, women drive around in their car forever while ignoring the "OIL" light - so why is THIS any surprise?

    7. Re:10.5 Hours? by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      Depends on the user, though. You take a machine like my mother's, you have all kinds of wacky stuff (at least up until recently): she had a Glyffic pad, which is a tetchy little critter that isn't Plug-n-Play. (Or rather, it is, but it detects as a different sort of mouse than it really is, which is worse as every time the machine reboots it wants to "fix" it.) She also had no less than four different parallel-port devices, on two ports, including a DOS-based(!) card programmer for an electronic embroidery machine, a wacky little Sharp PDA-organizer thingy, and a scanner that fought with every other device on the system.

      Juggling interrupts and drivers that goofed up other drivers could easily eat up 10.5 *days* on *that* box. And that's with the previously-mentioned tactic of upgrading the hard drive and slaving the old one to mine for drivers.

      Mercifully, the embroidery machine finally entered the 90's with Windows-based software, the Glyffic died (unmourned, and I suspect foul play), I gave her a USB scanner for Christmas, and she bought a USB printer. It's *much* easier to maintain now. But I bet it'd take 10.5 hours for a fresh install nonetheless, just because of all the software, and getting it back to exactly the way she wanted it set up. Home setups tend toward the idiosyncratic, and you don't get the luxury of saying "It's company policy, you don't get to change the setup."

      --

      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
  13. Re:reg only? by marol · · Score: 1, Funny

    I read Why? WHY? WHY?!?

  14. Re:reg only? by Mantorp · · Score: 1
    did you get scared?

    and there was

  15. Similar idea to what I wanted to try by British · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wanted to take a 98(non-second edition) box, no patches, no firewall, and no updates and visit a frew pr0n sites with IE, and see how much I could get it to be 0wned with spyware, plugins, popups, etc before it was rendered unsuable. Make it a competition to see how quickly it would bring the system down.

    The screenshots would have been hilarious. If I only had VMware.

    1. Re:Similar idea to what I wanted to try by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 1
      Make it a competition to see how quickly it would bring the system down.

      Just set it up as a web server and post something on it that gets noticed on /. Instant boxen toast.

    2. Re:Similar idea to what I wanted to try by oasis3582 · · Score: 1

      visit a frew pr0n sites with IE

      I have a multitude of suggestions for sites should you decide to tackle this project. :)

    3. Re:Similar idea to what I wanted to try by British · · Score: 1

      That would be an entirely different project. My idea (and the article's to some extent) was to get time to ownage(tt0) by visiting website, not by being a website.

      Hell, every slashdot article is an experiment on web site stress.

    4. Re:Similar idea to what I wanted to try by regcrusher · · Score: 1

      I tried a similar thing on a Windows XP, non-SP1, non-firewalled box.

    5. Re:Similar idea to what I wanted to try by burns210 · · Score: 1

      Quick Story:

      In talking with a co-worker of mine, I told him of stories of people installing XP and getting viruses during install, or so soon after install that patches coulnd't be applied. He didn't believe me, so we tried it out.

      Clean installed Win 2000 Pro(no XP disk on hand) in the DMZ of his router... Any traffic going to his ip(DHCP assigned) gets thrown to that box... that is as virgin a connection to the net as we could create.

      We installed, did all the wizard crap, and finished. All was fine. Double checked network settings, and filled those in correctly. Check web connectivity, failed. Input DNS address(duh!) and tried again, it worked.

      Once the default homepage came up, my friend turned in his chair and asked, 'so how do we want to track this?', 'how will we tell if it has a virus...?'

      I pointed to the screen, and on it, was an RPC viruses' shutdown countdown window... From install to infected in (approximately) 10 minutes.

    6. Re:Similar idea to what I wanted to try by Black+Jack+Hyde · · Score: 1

      Ah, gotcha. And may I say you have the most frightening web site I've seen in quite some time. I'm going to curl up into a ball now. The 80s are not a nice thing to inflict on the innocent, don't you know?

  16. Surgery? by Blindman · · Score: 3

    I think someone thinks a little too highly about their profession.

    --
    I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person that I'm preaching to.
    1. Re:Surgery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think someone thinks a little too highly about their profession.

      Well... I dunno... I often get service calls from someone looking for a computer doctor or a pc surgeon.

    2. Re:Surgery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, the one I thought of was 'stupidity.'

  17. And I hope she buys a Mac next time by paulproteus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While Apple's track record on security isn't perfect, I hope she'll realize that she has these problems because she chooses to use Microsoft products. That it's a choice is debateable, given MSFT's documented predatory practices. However, it's ultimately up to her to stand up to the monopoly, since the government refused to.

    If she buys an Apple Mac computer next time, she will have a computer that functions better, works better, and breaks much more rarely than her current Windows computer. It's simple, really.

    (Me, I use Debian GNU/Linux because I value the freedom that is in Debian's goals. I recognize that Apple shares to some degree these goals, looking at its KHTML-based Safari goals.)

    Flame me, since many of you will, but consider that whether you blame the creators of Gator, Microsoft, or worm writers, she would have a better experience on a Mac.

    "choice"

    --
    |/usr/games/fortune
    1. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1

      While Apple's track record on security isn't perfect, I hope she'll realize that she has these problems because she chooses to use Microsoft products. That it's a choice is debateable, given MSFT's documented predatory practices. However, it's ultimately up to her to stand up to the monopoly, since the government refused to.

      While it's obvious you're one of Apple's hired astroturfers, I'll answer you anyway.

      Installing Windows 98 on a machine is equivalent to installing Mac OS-8 on a machine. And pre OS-X, there were all sorts of Mac problems kicking around.

    2. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by dave420 · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      "functions better, works better, and breaks much more rarely" - that's your opinion. I could voice my opinion, which is that it would cost a lot more, function less, work less and break more. And if she likes playing games, forget it.

      People don't want to buy hardware/software because of ideological reasons. They want what can do the job. A PC and XP does the job, and is cheaper than a mac. By far. As for Linux? Sure. If the user likes compiling or having to find "alternatives" for everything they want to do.

      I'm not having a go at anyone, or saying anything trollish. Let's just stop speaking out of our collective asses.

    3. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by PoprocksCk · · Score: 1

      I think the problem with Macs isn't the machines themselves, or even the OS and how it functions. The problem is perceived lack of applications, as well as cost. People seem to think that they won't be able to continue using the programs they use every day by switching to a Mac. And cost is a big factor too... a top-of-the-line Mac costs more than a comparable PC (or even one with more overall power).

    4. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      hah, apple doesn't need to hire astroturfers. they work for free!

    5. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by rayde · · Score: 1

      OS 8 did not have the extensive security issues that Windows 98 had. The original poster is simply talking about Microsoft's undeniably poor track record in having and dealing with security problems when compared to Apple or oss vendors.

    6. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by fullmetal55 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      don't take this the wrong way but, if the person is using a Win98 machine, chances are its an older machine and they want to keep it working. I have a friend who's using an old P200 with win98, she can't afford a new computer let alone a mac, the computer she has was gotten used. she's not too smart when it comes to computers and linux is a bit much for her. that in mind, she did get broadband, and hooked up without a firewall or anything. and immediately started getting stuff sent her way... she had the foresight to tell me this and call me in to fix it. it only took me about an hour to get it up with a firewall and cleaned from spyware. this isn't a flame but merely a first hand perspective on this "she should buy a mac or run Linux" idea. Its enough that I'm called over there at least once a week to fix problems it'd be worse if I had to go over there to show her how to do things in linux. I'd rather put out small fires than have to teach her linux. as for Macs well, cost is a big issue with her. she can't afford a mac. I know i know... but its true macs are expensive. and you know one thing mac pushers forget? if Mac ever did get 50% of the market share, guess what platform the script kiddies would be writing their viruses for... They don't write viruses for MS because MS is easy, and easily exploitable, that just makes their job easy, they write them for MS because MS has the market share and they can infect more pcs and cause more damage by choosing MS. same with spyware.

    7. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      While it's obvious you're one of Apple's hired astroturfers, I'll answer you anyway.

      Was that the blitz? Was that the blitz? Shouldn't we be getting into an air raid shelter?

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    8. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by notblue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Macs are fine, I have had them at home for 20 years without a problem. But... they are expensive and Apple is the king of planned obsolescence.

    9. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by Mant · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hope she'll realize that she has these problems because she chooses to use Microsoft products.

      No, she has these problems becuase she didn't know about computer security. I've had my XP box for a couple of years, and had no problems. Norton AV, Windows Update and Windows Firewall have been just fine.

      I'm no great fan of MS business practices, or some of their software, but you can run Windows quite stably and securely without much effort. Choosing to use MS is not the problem.

    10. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Macs are fine, I have had them at home for 20 years without a problem. But... they are expensive and Apple is the king of planned obsolescence.

      These days, you can get a Mac with built-in monitor for about $800. And you can save a lot more if you pick up an older model, used. I don't quite get the "planned obsolescence" remark. We've got Macs nearly a decade old that still work fine. Sure, if you want to take advantage of Apple's latest OS versions and nifty included applications, you need a fairly recent model. But an old Mac will work just fine for a lot of purposes, and you can even connect it to the net without worrying that it will be colonized overnight by spyware, worms, and viruses.

    11. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      If she buys an Apple Mac computer next time, she will have a computer that functions better, works better, and breaks much more rarely than her current Windows computer.

      In this context, I'm having a hard time seeing how "works" and "functions" aren't synonyms. Also, what you're essentially saying is "buy a new Mac, it'll work better than your 6 year old PC!"

      Well, duh. And buying a new PC with XP would give her a computer that works better and breaks less often, with the added bonus that most if not all of her current software will work on it too.

      that whether you blame the creators of Gator, Microsoft, or worm writers, she would have a better experience on a Mac.

      True enough. But any operating system that has a significant market share is going to be targetted by virus, spyware and other malware writers, and the truth is that the vast majority require user intervention to install and spread. All that would happen, if the user didn't just run as root/whatever, is that they'd enter their root password when prompted. Malware will still masquerade as system utilities, or piggy-back on legitimate installs (Kazaa, etc). Then, once OS X/Linux/whatever is little or no safer than Windows, what then? Everyone move to a BSD?

      The only solution is to educate the users. Switching platform is a temporary solution at best.

    12. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by Orbital+Sander · · Score: 1

      Hah, apple doesn't need to hire astroturfers. they work for free!

      Even better, we Mac users pay the big bucks to astroturf for Apple!

      OK, back on topic now.

    13. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by danigiri · · Score: 1
      True enough. But any operating system that has a significant market share is going to be targetted by virus, spyware and other malware writers, and the truth is that the vast majority require user intervention to install and spread. All that would happen, if the user didn't just run as root/whatever, is that they'd enter their root password when prompted. Malware will still masquerade as system utilities, or piggy-back on legitimate installs (Kazaa, etc). Then, once OS X/Linux/whatever is little or no safer than Windows, what then? Everyone move to a BSD?

      [Insert arguments of IIS vs Apache marketshare and exploits ratio discussion]. This unsecure from unexposure argument is a fallacy and you know it.

    14. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Virtually all of her problems stemmed from the fact that she didn't install patches. She would have had a mere fraction (unnoticeable, I'd even wager) of the problems had she patched her machine fully.

    15. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They don't write viruses for MS because MS is easy, and easily exploitable, that just makes their job easy, they write them for MS because MS has the market share and they can infect more pcs and cause more damage by choosing MS. same with spyware.


      I'd like to touch on this issue for a moment. Microsoft has this very nice API for working with running processes that is widely known among hacker/spyware folk. Basically, it allows you to get around what is supposed to be protected memory between processes. Essentially, ANY user process can get the handle to ANY OTHER user process and then proceed to manipulate that processes memory in various ways. I could go into details, but a few simple google search and you can learn how to inject code into running windows processes on all Microshaft OS's from 95-XP. XP makes it extremely easy by providing a means to start a thread inside of another running process and even provide the chunk of code for it to run. Combine that with the widely used IE exploits that allow that type of code injection to be performed by simply loading a webpage, and you may have instant spyware infection across all your running processes.

      As for *nix OS's, I have yet to see an out-of-the-box means of injecting code into a running process against its will. Sure, some applications are vulnerable to such attacks by providing a extension interface. Applications are still vulnerable to rougue binary compatible library wrappers. You are still vulnerable to trojan horses. But the simple fact is, *nix operating systems aren't providing "features" that ultimately provide script kiddies with the power to do their business.
    16. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 1
      While Apple's track record on security isn't perfect

      .... you mean like how they went months with an unpatched drive-by-download vulnerability so simple an 8 year old could understand it that could only be "fixed" by crippling the help system?

      I think it's (sorta) patched now. But please. Apples track record on security from this incident alone makes it just as bad as Microsoft - the severity is at least the same.

      That it's a choice is debateable, given MSFT's documented predatory practices.

      If you think Apple are not "predatary" you need to review their history. Their legal department has a far worse history of targetting people than Microsofts does.

      If she buys an Apple Mac computer next time, she will have a computer that functions better, works better, and breaks much more rarely than her current Windows computer. It's simple, really.

      This isn't a scalable solution. It works as long as only a few people recommend/get Macs. As soon as Macs become sufficiently popular they'll be targetted by scumware authors too, and all the evidence is that they'd have a field day.

      Me, I use Debian GNU/Linux because I value the freedom that is in Debian's goals. I recognize that Apple shares to some degree these goals, looking at its KHTML-based Safari goals

      Apple used KHTML because the resources required to write a rendering engine from scratch are immense, and while they have a lot of manpower, they don't have enough to write and maintain a (good) engine themselves. Hyatt himself basically said this was the reasoning. It has nothing to do with a love of free software.

    17. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Insert arguments of IIS vs Apache marketshare and exploits ratio discussion

      They are remote exploits. I am talking about a clueless user sat at the keyboard with the admin/root password and clicking "yes, I would like to install your software [and associated malware you're burying the details of way down in the EULA no-one ever reads]".

      Please, tell me how the Unix security model protects against this situation, where you effectively have a rogue admin using the machine.

    18. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by azav · · Score: 1

      Agreed!

      I ran an unprotected web server off my Mac 8500 for 4 years with probably only one successful hack that disabled it.

      My solution? I rebooted it.

      OS X, even 7, 8, 9 are much more secure since there is less spyware and viruses written for them and OS X is pretty secure. If she spent 800 bucks on help and God knows how much her time cost, switching to even a used iBook would have been more cost efficient. Of course, I can't predict what software she used or the cost of that.

      Just because it is a Microsoft world, doesn't mean you can't find a better solution. Linux is great for some, but for the casual user, a mac just provides less to worry about.

      FYI, I work on Win 2000 and OS X all day.

      --
      - Zav - Imagine a Beowulf cluster of insensitive clods...
    19. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by fullmetal55 · · Score: 1

      you completely missed the point I was making... that does "make their job easy". i never disputed that. in fact I said MS does make their job easy. as you even quoted so nicely. however, If a unix/linux/bsd os suddenly became more popular than Microsoft, while it may be tougher for them to write viruses etc for it, they will come and they will be just as numerous. malicious viruses are written for the platform where they can do the most damage. or more accurate damage the most computers. the wider the spread the higher the fame. they may take a few years to get as fast releasing as they are now for MS, but they'd still be coming out. there are vulnerabilities in linux. but the simple fact that there are millions more computers running windows than linux leaves the virus writers an obvious choice as to which OS to write for that will infect more computers. add to that the fact that linux users tend to be more savvy when it comes to computers and viruses, and you have an obvious target. Windows. the fact that its easier is a bonus. and to be honest I'm no programmer, but what I do know that the most wide spread viruses don't tend to do what you suggest. even spyware tends to create its own processes under false names. I've seen only a few pieces of spyware which actually infect other processes. most run by themselves. or run as services. that being said its not impossible for that to happen. So, there'll have to be a different way to infect *nix pcs... it may take a few more months to get a good strong virus out there for it, but it would happen. IF linux ever gained a superior market share.

    20. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      Apple, the company that supported the Mac Plus through System 7.5.5? A computer released in 1986 could run the most recent OS version as late as 1997? Or, more recently, any Mac made in the last 7 years can run a version of Mac OS X? The window is shrinking (as supporting 11 year-old systems was a ludicrous waste of development resources), but it's stabilizing at about 5 years, to run the most recent whiz-bang OS. Where's the "king of planned obsolescence" there?

      --
      I don't know what kind of crack I was on, but I suspect it was decaf.
    21. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      I love how the Mac-bashers always trot out high-end systems to support the myth that Macs are so terribly expensive. Well, duh! You want to run things like Motion, Final Cut Pro, etc, you want a high end Mac and you're going to be willing to pay for it.

      Now for consumers (since that IS what this is about) you can get a very respectable eMac for $800, brand new. Sure, you can get an eMachines for a couple hundred less, but we're not talking the enormous order-of-magnitude difference that people make it out to be.

      --
      I don't know what kind of crack I was on, but I suspect it was decaf.
    22. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OS X is based on FreeBSD.
      Sorry

    23. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by diamondsw · · Score: 1
      They don't write viruses for MS because MS is easy, and easily exploitable, that just makes their job easy, they write them for MS because MS has the market share and they can infect more pcs and cause more damage by choosing MS. same with spyware.

      Wrong: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=117377&cid=993 2392

      --
      I don't know what kind of crack I was on, but I suspect it was decaf.
    24. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As for Linux? Sure. If the user likes compiling or having to find "alternatives" for everything they want to do.
      I don't see it as an "alternative." I see it as the way things are done. I have no trouble doing what I need on Linux. Never do I have to find any "alternatives," and if I do, it's usually all a matter of looking at apt-cache search or packages.debian.org.

      On the other hand, if I'm at a Windows box, I'm constantly trying to find "alternatives" to Unix tools that I've been taking for granted.
    25. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OS X is based IN PART on FreeBSD. That doesn't mean they're the same thing. You're over-simplifying.
      Sorry.

    26. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by danigiri · · Score: 1

      Certainly no security model other than a complete "1984" will protect from Stupid Users(tm), so this being equal on all systems, let's factor it out of the discussion already.

      True remote exploits due to the crappy Windoze security model will kick the butt of the Average-non-stupid-user(tm) whilst the same user on a more security-concious and better overall security design (read MacOSX or Linux) will be safer.

      Power-users(tm) are usually safe on any decent enough platform, but you have to agree that is also a factor to be left out of the discussion.

    27. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      Apple used KHTML because the resources required to write a rendering engine from scratch are immense, and while they have a lot of manpower, they don't have enough to write and maintain a (good) engine themselves. Hyatt himself basically said this was the reasoning. It has nothing to do with a love of free software.

      They may not like free software, but it's a great investment for them. They have a vested interest in further development of KHTML and FreeBSD, so both of those projects will benefit from having the great coders at Apple looking at their source.

      --
      I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
    28. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by CatOne · · Score: 1

      Not sure about the "king of planned obsolescence...." The latest OS, 10.3, runs on hardware up to 6 years old (and it's supported hardware). It seems the "phase out window" is about 6 years or so, because 10.3 eliminated support for "beige G3s," which are models that don't have built-in USB.

      If you think back to computers that were pre-USB, you'll see that fairly old hardware is supported. And you can still run 10.2 on 8-year-old hardware.

      Hardly "planned obsolescence."

      As for more expensive, yes, but not that much, if you look at the eMac, for example ($799, plus $100 for enough RAM to be realistic).

    29. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by admdrew · · Score: 1

      Ugh. Use linebreaks and more punctuation.

    30. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is no differennt than a car. A complex machine with only 4 moving parts you interact with. Someone told her how to take the car in for oil changes and get the tires rotated and belts and hoses checked. Someone needs to tell her to do the same with her PC. She had probelms because: 1. She did not have a firewall. That is irresponsible of her braodband provider to not provide one. My new DSL modem is a router with NAT enabled and all ports closed by default. 2. She did not have AV. That is irresponsible of her OEM to not include at least a 1 year subscription and irresponsible/ignorant of her to not keep it up to date. She does change the oil in her car doesn't she? 3. She installed Kazza and comet cursor and lord knows what else. If this is a work machine she should have thought a little bit harder about putting that frivilous garbage on a machine she uses for her bread and butter. Reputable sights you would use for legitimate work purposes do not install garbage on your machine. Win98 is fine and takes about a 1/2 hour to install. It will take about 4 hours to download and install all of the patches including the reboots. Third party software is normally what screws it up so buy brand. She needs a router, zone alarm or some such and AV. She needs to update the OS and AV regularly. She would have also had problems with linux. Finding someone with expertise to fix those would be much harder and probably much harder to fix. Worst case. Partion her drive into a c and a d. Copy the old c to d. Format and reinstall c. Recover important data files from d. So that makes for a Partiion Magic session and a win 98 boot CD plus patching and rounding up all of the drivers. It could be ten hours work. And ten more hours of phone support over the next couple of weeks.

    31. Re:And I hope she buys a Mac next time by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Except unlike Windows, a six year old Mac doesn't even have memory protection, so the amount of security offered is limited. It's also susceptible to viruses, and you have to always run as "root". The only possible advantage it would have is security through obscurity, but then you've got all the disadvantages of using an obscure OS too, not to mention that that advantage is hardly exclusive to Macs.

      The rest of your points are subjective opinions with no examples or evidence to back them up; on the other hand, I found MacOS to be the most painful OS I ever had to use - but I at least acknowledge this as opinion and not fact.

      But quite why someone would bother with a six year old system if they were buying a new computer. And please don't tell me that your point was that a Mac of today is better than the Windows of six years old..

  18. Scotty School of Computer Repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "This repair will take 40 hours Cap'n and not a minute less!"

    "Scotty, you have 10 and a half."

    "Aye sir, I'll do my best!"

    (10.5 hours go by...)

    "Scotty, I need that computer working NOW."

    "Almost done Cap'n."

    "Scotty...."

    "There! Now Cap'n!"

    "You're a miracle worker Scotty."

  19. Naive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So are they naive because they let their computer get that bad or because they paid a ridiculous amount of money to fix it?

  20. And modem users? by tmk · · Score: 1

    What do you do with an unprotexted Win98/2000/ME/XP and modem connection? Before you get the first servicepack you have to reinstall the system.

    1. Re:And modem users? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So don't leave it unprotected. I installed Norton firewall and av software from the CD first, then ran Norton's update, then Microsoft's. No problems. If you want free as in beer software have a friend download it and burn a CD for you. If that's too much trouble then spend the damn money for commercial software.

    2. Re:And modem users? by Big+Boss · · Score: 1

      Call Microsoft? XP-SP2 is a free CD in the mail... I would think they might offer something like that for the other OSes. Or find a friend with broadband and a CD burner to make you a disc. I've heard there is a site with ISOs for all the updates to a particular date. That will take care of 90% of your problems. From there, you can use Windows Update to patch up without too much trouble, even over a modem.

      You might also consider asking the IT guys at work for one. Most of the time, IT people are willing to help out. Many larger companies have MSDN subscriptions, so the CD is allready available to them. IIRC, there are no copy restrictions on the SP discs.

  21. Wow fdisk is really slow... by ellem · · Score: 1, Informative

    10.5 hours to run:

    C:\>fdisk /mbr

    And reinstall W2K?

    Damn that tech was milking it.

    --
    This .sig is fake but accurate.
    1. Re:Wow fdisk is really slow... by merky1 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that after 10 hours and $800 dollars, I could have rebuilt the box with an AMD64 / SATA / Win XP, and pull the data off of the old drive.

      I guess the point of this article is, at what point do you make the decision to just start over? I have found that my comfort time is 50% of reinstall time.

      --
      --WooooHoooo--
    2. Re:Wow fdisk is really slow... by bigbadunix · · Score: 1


      I mean, that's fine and all...How about backing up/restoring user data scattered about the user's HD? A machine that old, chances are, does -not- have working USB, a cd-burner, firewire, or anything else needed to back up their crap.

      How many hours does that fit into the equation? Remember, we're not dealing with our own machines where, where we have them backed up via countless redundant methods.

      We're talking about a client, who has no clue where her pictures of her baby's first steps are, where she happened to save all those documents which are "critical", etc.

      Yeah, I know it's fairly easy to find out where this stuff is, but let's be realistic. Fixing the problem is not as simple as the average slashdot reader (i.e. someone -not- working in the real world as a well-paid, trustworthy, people-oriented consultant) wants to make it.

      Call me what you will, I just call them as I see them after spending -far- too much time here over the years and getting more and more frustrated at the lack of real-world experience behind the "cute" comments constantly being made.

      I'd like to see the client's response after you wipe the drive and forget some critical piece of data has not been backed-up/restored.

      As a qualified tech, you need to know that the user does -not- know where everything is, and that it's your responsibility as the contractor/tech to make sure that everything is in order before doing anything as rash as a fdisk/format/reinstall.

      If it's your sister's machine, fine. A paying client, not.

      Is 10.5 hours excessive? Absolutely, but again, depending on the amount of applications installed, what needed to be backed up, what type of backup device was used...that can easily start chewing up billable hours very quickly.

      But, that's my opinion, and I'm dumb.

      --

      The older I get, the less I like everyone else.
  22. Were they trying to clean it from within? by jea6 · · Score: 1

    It would have made more sense to take the drive out of the machine in order to correct problems on it. Or at least not boot off it...

    --

    sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
  23. Re:reg only? by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    yikes, hopefully the grandparent won't sue for "pain & suffering"...

    --
    Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
  24. Surgery? by kaleco · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'Surgery' is a little misleading since it suggests hardware damage was incurred. If I was determined to use a metaphor, I'd go for 'therapy' :)

    --
    Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped. Calvin Coolidge
  25. Hard to believe! by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 3, Informative
    Her PC was in such bad shape, it required 10 1/2 hours of surgery to restore it to working condition.

    C'mon now! IF runing Spybot S&D and Microsoft's own repair process didn't fix it, you could have just reinstalled Win98.

    Total time, 2 hours MAX!

    1. Re:Hard to believe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming you can untangle the user's data from the OS. With some users it could be almost anywhere on the hard drive, and they have no idea about their internet settings, passwords, email adresses, docs with hardcoded links to pictures, etc.

      It's often easier to fix the OS than attempt to fix their filing methods as well.

    2. Re:Hard to believe! by Mant · · Score: 1

      If you read the article the tech spent ages rebooting trying to get Norton Firewall and AV to install, but they wouldn't work together becuase of a bug.

      Restalling 98 wouldn't help

    3. Re:Hard to believe! by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      Her PC was in such bad shape, it required 10 1/2 hours of surgery to restore it to working condition

      I think the problem here is that the took the computer into surgery, rather than having a technician look at it. Come on now, just because a doctor can fix a broken femur, doesn't mean they can fix a broken registry! I don't even want to think about having to use a speculum to look inside a data file.

      --

      NO CARRIER
    4. Re:Hard to believe! by Tlosk · · Score: 1

      A data save and OS reinstall is 1.5 to 2 hours minimum. That is a known quantity going in.

      The fix to the problem however is of unknown duration. It could be 5 minutes, it could be an hour, it could be 10 hours. Only once the problem has been fixed will the time taken be known.

      This is the reason people often end up spending ridiculous amounts of time trying to wrangle their computer into behaving properly again. At any given moment in the trouble shooting process, the fact a solution could be minutes away keeps people from committing to the known slog that a reinstall will entail.

      Are you actually suggesting that anytime anything goes wrong where a fix is not immediately apparent, data should be backed up and the OS and software reinstalled? I suspect if you add up the time spent doing this over and over will quickly reach into the same ridiculous territory that hammering away trying to fix problems without reinstalling incurs.

      Granted, for some people who have extensive experience with these issues, they can get a gut feeling for when a problem is too much to try to mess with and a reinstall is the wiser choice, but that experience doesn't come freely. But outside of being a psychic and knowing beforehand how long something will take to fix (or to know that it cannot be fixed), I really don't see a reinstall at every problem that crops up as a the viable solution you suggest it is.

    5. Re:Hard to believe! by dgrgich · · Score: 1

      Excellent point and one I intended to make but you beat me to it. :)

      This just shows that Glenn (the author) had the mostly proper attitude of finding the root cause of the problem and fixing it. This is fine when:

      a. you are working on your own computer and spending your own time
      b. you are working for a client for free
      c. your client realizes that you are trying to find the root cause and doesn't mind paying the extra hourly rates for you to find the root cause.

      I recently had a new client (mortgage brokerage firm) who neglected to keep their Win2k systems patched and assumed that their av software would fix the worst of the problems. They called me (this is how they became my client) and when I saw how bad the systems were hosed due to spyware and/or MyDoom, I told him that we'd be better off reinstalling since his data was on their server due to the excessive time it would take to root out all the crap.

      This is not me being holier-than-thou - simply just a point.

    6. Re:Hard to believe! by promethean_spark · · Score: 1

      >C'mon now! IF runing Spybot S&D and Microsoft's >own repair process didn't fix it, you could have >just reinstalled Win98. >Total time, 2 hours MAX! Sure, but then you have to reinstall her internet connection, drivers to the video card and cd burner, OFFICE, scanner/camera/printer software... It'll easilly be 10+ hours before it is doing all the stuff it was doing previously. Before win2k I had to go through this process every ~6 months with 98 and it usually took a day to get a fair degree of the functionality that existed before it was hosed. Invariably something would break before I was even done installing everything and I'd give up on the idea of making a 'clean and complete' backup. Glad I had more free time back in those days...

  26. If they don't want to pay $200+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Then they should just get linux. Many people don't want to spring the $200+ it costs to buy windows XP professional (XP home is a joke).

    Looks like the first story of 800$ could have been avoided by switching to linux. You can run MS Office in CrossOveroffice, which costs $40. And you'd avoid the virus issues, and the cost of upgrading.

    She could have avoided the $800 headache too.

    These stories just make me sad. If only people knew what was out there.

    If you ever have problems using linux, head over to one of the friendly irc chans for your distro on irc.freenode.net (use xchat or a graphical irc program, it's really easy to use.. just type /join #nameofdistro, e.g. /join #mandrake or /join #suse once you're connected)

    1. Re:If they don't want to pay $200+ by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      $800? They could have bought a cheap MACINTOSH for that price.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    2. Re:If they don't want to pay $200+ by bluekanoodle · · Score: 1
      How is XP home edition a joke? It's the exact same OS as XP pro except that it doesn't include a lot of features that are only useful in a corp setting.

      Here's a list :

      http://www.winsupersite.com/showcase/windowsxp_hom e_pro.asp/

      Looking at that list, most home users would never have any need for any of this stuff.

      Perhaps you meant to say Windows ME?

    3. Re:If they don't want to pay $200+ by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Many people don't want to spring the $200+ it costs to buy windows XP professional (XP home is a joke).

      You're right on both counts. But people can spend $299 and get an entirely new 2.7ghz+ machine with CD burner and all the bells and whistles and WinXP.

  27. It's Interesting by aynrandfan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find it interesting (and a little frightening) how otherwise educated people (reporters, for instance) can be so clueless in critical areas. Is this inevitable for people?

    And yes, I do consider basic computer literacy a critical skill; your computer is not just an appliance. Letting your computer get 0wned is much like letting your car run out of oil.

    --

    ----

    "Ours was a free culture. It is becoming much less so."-Lawrence Lessig

    1. Re:It's Interesting by Threni · · Score: 1

      Computers are still expensive (when compared to other electronic devices), and I think when you've spent that much on a PC you sort of expect it to work. The level of computer awareness you seem to believe all computer users must have is actually fairly involved.

      They'd have to be aware of the risk of hackers, aware that hackers don't always know in advance what's on a machine before they hack it, that you can become infected by simply clicking on a link that Google throws up as the result of a search or reading an email, that you can be hacked just by connecting to the internet (via an ISP) without actually going to any websites or reading any email, etc etc.

      I don't doubt for a moment that it is possible to educate the averagely intelligent but computer illiterate person about all of this in under 15 minutes but it just isn't being done.

    2. Re:It's Interesting by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >I do consider basic computer literacy a critical skill; your computer is not just an appliance.

      Its a good skill to have but critical?

      I enjoy computers and software but the only thing "critical" about my computer is making sure it doesn't burst into flames.

      There is alot more things in the wide world, like testing my home fire alarms, that are much more critical.

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    3. Re:It's Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I find it interesting (and a little frightening) how otherwise educated people (reporters, for instance) can be so clueless in critical areas.

      Reporters, journalists in general, are usually a lot less knowledgeable in any area than their writing would make you assume.

      Of yourse, if you think about it, it makes perfect sense: People want to feel well informed when reading the morning paper or watching TV news. Therefore, journalists have perfected the art of seeming knowledgeable. Alas, once they did that, what incentive was left for going the extra mile and actually become knowledgeable? "None" would be a pretty good estimate.

      This explains why people from many walks of life so often express the feeling that the press is usually knowledgeable -- except when reporting within their field of special knowledge.

    4. Re:It's Interesting by aynrandfan · · Score: 1

      Its a good skill to have but critical?

      When you can't get some - or all - of your work done because your computer is hosed, that's pretty critical to a lot of people.

      --

      ----

      "Ours was a free culture. It is becoming much less so."-Lawrence Lessig

    5. Re:It's Interesting by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ``Computers are still expensive (when compared to other electronic devices), and I think when you've spent that much on a PC you sort of expect it to work.''

      Or, when you buy such an expensive machine, you learn how to use it and take good care of it. Back in the day when computers were still uncommon in households, the people who used PCs were very aware of the virus threat and had backups and virus scanners.

      These days, even though the virus threat is a lot bigger and gets more publicity, people just don't seem to care. Most people I've talked to (after they got infected) told me that they knew their computer could get infected, but they expected it not to happen.

      Several months ago, some institution conducted a study that found that users actually blame their ISPs for virusses. They consider it the ISPs responsibility to keep virusses out of their system. This shocked me, and I wrote a letter to the newspaper that published the findings, explaining that the ISPs have nothing to do with it and you don't even want them to filter what gets to your computer and what doesn't. I also explained that a lot of exploits are only possible because people chose to run known insecure software. Hopefully it educated some people. I am afraid, though, that people just won't take responsibility for their own computers.

      --
      Please correct me if I got my facts wrong.
    6. Re:It's Interesting by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      I did think about it, I work alot with computers at my job.

      But "critical" is still not a category I would put computer skills in.

      Sorry, but I do think that there is alot more to life than my job. At least I'm trying to get to that point.

      --
      The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    7. Re:It's Interesting by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Or, when you buy such an expensive machine, you learn how to use it and take
      > good care of it. Back in the day when computers were still uncommon in
      > households, the people who used PCs were very aware of the virus threat and had
      > backups and virus scanners.

      Which day would that be, exactly? It wasn't until the Internet that many people bothered with virus checkers, what with the machines not being on a network. IE people who had a PC to do their accounts (either for their business or their personal tax returns).

      > Most people I've talked to (after they got infected) told me that they knew
      > their computer could get infected, but they expected it not to happen.

      That's also true of humans and the current huge rise - in the UK at least - of sexually transmitted diseases. It's always something that happens to someone else. This isn't really a tech thing at all!

      > Several months ago, some institution conducted a study that found that users
      > actually blame their ISPs for virusses.

      &

      > I am afraid, though, that people just won't take responsibility for their own
      > computers.

      I sort of agree, though I suspect that some people want it both ways - ie it's Joe Sixpacks problem when he gets a virus/hacked, but when his machine is subsequently used to attack other machines that's also his fault! If someone gets attacked by another user of the same ISP then it's arguable that the ISP should/could have done something about it. Certainly there's an argument for there being 2 (or more) sorts of ISP account - one for nerds, which is left alone, and one for the majority of home/clueless users, which would have some of the protection offered by ZoneAlarm at the ISPs end of the cable, so the attacks don't get to the user in the first place. Also a mechanism for blocking access to sites once it's been discovered that they're involved in virus propogation, phishing scams etc.

    8. Re:It's Interesting by tin+foil+hat+dude · · Score: 1

      Never in the course of human history have so many made a good living off the ignorance and stupidity of others.

      --
      Reality is all that stuff that doesn't care if you believe in it or not.--Solomon Short
  28. Re:reg only? by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    frr:yyy

    I think you are going to run into year 1000 issues with a format like 'yyy' *adjusts foil hat*

    --
    #hostfile 0.0.0.0 primidi.com 0.0.0.0 www.primidi.com 0.0.0.0 radio.weblogs.com
  29. Yes but... by ColourlessGreenIdeas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Consider a hypothetical Win98 user. For the sake of argument call her 'my mum'. She runs a Pentium II-450 and uses it for email, word processing, web browsing and very occasional other bits of office. The computer runs all these tasks fine, but it really isn't powerful enough to run XP. Windows 2000 would make life better, but it will go out of support soon and if you worry about getting legal copies, it's not available in a home edition so it's very expensive. Windows ME can hardly be called an improvement.

    So you're saying people in this position need to spend money to upgrade their hardware despite the fact that the current computer runs all the software they want to run at a speed they find acceptable.

    Yes I know; install Linux.

    --
    In soviet russia stale jokes recycle you!
    1. Re:Yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NT 4? Although that would be pretty useless if the computer is connected to some USB devices (camera scanner mouse etc...)

      By the way, anyone knows how secure NT 4 is these days?

    2. Re:Yes but... by goates · · Score: 1

      I put XP on a PII 350 and it runs quite well. It actually improved performance in some cases, especially networking, and it is far more stable. With my brothers constantly beating on it, Win98 crashed with a BSOD at least once a day. I haven't seen one yet for XP. I did max out the RAM (384MB) in the computer though, which seems to help quite a bit. Since we did get a new computer recently, the PII has been passed on for my mom to use exclusively and it works just fine.

    3. Re:Yes but... by Angostura · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To be honest, I think the thing to do is to print out the article for the hypothetical user, and point out that this is what happens if you don't install critical updates, a firewall, virus protection and Adaware

    4. Re:Yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "Yes I know; install Linux."

      If you'd done that in '96 when we told you
      to, you wouldn't have this "Windows 98" problem to begin with.

    5. Re:Yes but... by Shirotae · · Score: 1

      At home I have a Win98SE machine, the last one in the shop before ME was launched (I got a discount, and the option of a cheap upgrade to ME, but fortunately, I didn't follow up on it). I might prefer Linux myself, but it would be an uphill struggle to persuade other family members to convert.

      I don't trust a Microsoft OS upgrade to work without a lot of pain, and if I have to spend money, I would rather replace the whole machine anyway. One thing that puts me off is the effort of getting all the applications we use installed on a new machine. It looks like a lot of effort for little reward. For now I will make do with free anti-virus and adware removal tools, and an ADSL modem/router that runs Linux with some nice firewall rules.

      I could do more, but I don't want to spend my free time doing tech support, there are too many other things to do.

    6. Re:Yes but... by diamondsw · · Score: 1

      Once you turn off all of the eye candy, it will run Windows XP very similarly to Windows 2000. Not quite as fast, but losing a second here and there (compared to a reboot due to a lockup or dataloss) is nothing.

      --
      I don't know what kind of crack I was on, but I suspect it was decaf.
    7. Re:Yes but... by pqdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Haven't run XP myself on the same hardware as anything else, but people I trust tell me that XP runs as well or better than other Windows on 233mhz and up machines. My experience with 98 vs 2000 on a PII 450 would support that--Printing made Winamp stutter on 98, worked fine on 2000 with no other changes.

      In this case, the hardware upgrade that makes sense would have been a router. They are cheap enough that they are worthwhile for the firewall functions even on a single-user broadband connection, and they make setting up a new computer that much easier.

    8. Re:Yes but... by jhimm · · Score: 1

      I would suggest that what they're saying is not "people in this position need to spend money", but rather "people in this position need to make a choice. which is 'more expensive'?
      1) updating to current hardware that can run current, more secure software, or
      2) keeping old software on old hardware, that is fraught with security problems and is no longer supported by pretty much anyone (aka, you will get less and less help as the task of keeping the system problem-free gets harder and harder)".

    9. Re:Yes but... by kzinti · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Mum's computer doesn't have enough horsepower to run XP, but it does have enough horsepower to run all the viruses and spyware that she will accumulate? That sounds like false economy to me.

      Anyway, I think your Mum's computer will run XP just fine with a few tweaks. Turn off all the visual effects, every one of them. And tell Mum not to turn them on again. Turn off unnecessary services (there are a bunch) and don't tell Mum how to turn them on again. Tweaking the services may take you a few hours (don't let Mum do it - do it for her), but in the end XP will run just fine. There are lots of XP-tuning sites out there that will give you loads of other advice - like turning of fast-user switching if Mum shares her computer - seek out those sites and heed their advice.

      I have an old 433MHz PII-Celeron laptop with just 128MB of memory, and it runs XP just fine. It's not the fastest computer in the world, but for things like email, web browsing, and occasional Word processing, it does just fine. And it's far more stable than 98, which would crash daily even with just light usage.

      Set Mum up with XP. She'll love it. And maybe she'll even bake you some cookies to munch on while you work.

    10. Re:Yes but... by scum-e-bag · · Score: 1

      Very interesting, thanks.

      --
      Does it go on forever?
    11. Re:Yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just warez winblows... everyone else does.

    12. Re:Yes but... by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      To be fair to Win98 for a second, I think its 2000 and XP that suffer from worms more so? If you just ensure there aren't any unused services running and make sure nothing is shared, then it should be as secure as XP is when running as administrator!

      If you switch from dialup to [A]DSL then a nice NAT box will provide an extra layer of defence.

      The worst thing about the Win9x series is its woeful stability issues, but if its just being used for a limited set of tasks then it should be okay.... ish.

    13. Re:Yes but... by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Your 'mum' can at least get a cheap $50 hardware router/firewall.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    14. Re:Yes but... by goates · · Score: 1

      You can also set the computer to use the old Windows 98/2000 window theme which helps speed things up wuite a bit. Personally I just left the Luna theme on because I don't really like either one that much. Adding as much RAM as you can will go a long ways towards speeding up XP.

    15. Re:Yes but... by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      So you're saying people in this position need to spend money to upgrade their hardware despite the fact that the current computer runs all the software they want to run at a speed they find acceptable.

      Yes I know; install Linux.

      Well, you got what you asked for! When you run an MS system, you get those MS goodies - and you get a very rapid upgrade path.

      If you want to run old hardware for a long time, and still get security updates and such, you don't run Microsoft software. Plain and simple. To bellyache about that is as silly as crying about having bought a car, and now you've got to pay for gas. You know what you're getting into when you run an MS machine. No point acting surprised now. Machines that sit for 10 years and run the same old software don't make MS money.

    16. Re:Yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Install Linux from 6 years ago - what do you get? Certainly not an experience useful to "Mum".

      Dickhead.

    17. Re:Yes but... by dstar5 · · Score: 1

      I have installed windows xp on a 487 MHZ machine with 192 mb or RAm, work just fine for the people that use it. I have also heard of people using 200 MHZ machines with windows xp.

    18. Re:Yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop spreading bullshit.

      XP does not require higher specs than 2000. If you can install 2000 on your hypothetical mother's machine, you can install XP. You do, however, need to disable all the whizbang special effects.

  30. 10-1/2 hours?! by vasqzr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I seem to get a call from some family member every few weeks where their computer is unusable due to viruses/spyware/adware...

    Basically what happens is I spend at least an hour or two, (but not 10-1/2), removing programs, installing programs like Adaware, Spybot, ZoneAlarm (or make them buy a NAT device) and some decent Antivirus software.

  31. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What happens if you put a six year old piece of software that was never designed for always on networking on broadband?

    Or an unpatched version of XP - which is now 3 years old?

    What happens if you go on holidays and leave your all you doors and windows open, and you change your answering machine message to "Hi, we're out and we won't be back for ages. Help yourself to whatever you need!"?

    This is all Microsoft's fault.

    1. Re:Hmm... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the windows were closed when the people bought the computer. Or they at least thought they were. No one has told them that this has changed, and it's not like they care/understand. All they know is that they want the content available on the intarweb.

  32. This reminds me.. by manavendra · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ..of my initial days of tinkering around with RedHat 6.x.

    My old office had two RH boxes on a static IP. There was no such thing as an administrator. As a programmer, I was supposed to install all applications, configure them and also *ensure* it was up and running.

    Got a call from the ISP two days later. They had shut down the machine because of complaints from other users - apparently some application from these machines were flooding the network (I never did find out what they were doing though). Got the ISP to restart them. Frantic googling and few "security guide" downloads later, I started exploring what was wrong with them (incidentally, I was *still* accessing those machines remotely - my office wouldn't pay for me to go to the site to check the machines). Turned out there were THREE rootkits installed on one of thsoe machines. Found the traces of one of the possible three attackers - was some IP space in netherlands. Later found that that range of IP addresses was actually under contention and was thought to be not allocated and probably belonged to some malicious/rogue ISPs (I haven't understood this part yet).

    Not knowing much, I got them to reinstall the OS. Of the three, two rootkits appeared within 2 days. Another re-install, this time with the Linux security guide implementations for securing the box. Things were ok for about 2 weeks or so. I then had yet another attack and someone was using my box as a IRC relay host (or something) and I was still in trouble.

    Finally, after some RH updates and more tweaks (and ipchains and iptables install/config), I was able to have reasonably secure machines.

    Trial by fire, but I learnt a lot!

    *shiver. I hate to think how it would have been, had those been '98 machines

    --
    http://efil.blogspot.com/
    1. Re:This reminds me.. by jdhutchins · · Score: 1

      There are many things in *nix world that are insecure, sometimes by design. If you used your base install of RH6, you probably had telnet, rsh, and god-knows-what-else running (chances are you had your own irc server running too). Shut those down, and you would have eliminated the script kiddies attacking your box. You'd have a long way to go to stop a truly determined and skilled hacker, but those are not nearly as common as script kiddies.

      You can easily make *nix secure, but you do have to take *some* steps to secure it.

    2. Re:This reminds me.. by manavendra · · Score: 1

      this is why I said it reminded me of naivette (for Linux, in my case) :)

      --
      http://efil.blogspot.com/
    3. Re:This reminds me.. by robfoo · · Score: 1

      My naive linux (also RedHat6) experience:
      Some years ago when I was working in web design/coding, we moved from a cable modem to new premises with a 10Mb link (that was shared by half the city, I found out later)..
      We needed a router, so we set up a vanilla RH6.0 (I think) box with a couple of network cards and told it to act like a router.
      I mentioned to my boss that seeing as it was being a router, maybe we should spend some time stripping out all the extra stuff, but it took us long enough to get the thing up and running (I was still learning about the whole routing thing back then), that I was put back to 'more important' web work as soon as possible.
      As you can imagine, it wasn't long before we got r00ted.. I was on my way in to work one day when my boss called and said the ISP had blocked our MAC address cos it'd been flooding the network and had all but taken out another ISP.
      Needless to say I was allowed to spend some time securing that box. I don't think having telnet running was the problem, more likely either the only non-root user account having the same username/password as the machine name; or possibly the easily exploitable version of BIND we had (found this one out when our webserver got hacked by a friendler h4xx0r - he actually pointed out what was wrong, and what we should do to fix it!)

  33. Not uncommon by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My mother's machine was the same way. Win 98, no windows updates for nearly three years. On a cable broadband connection, no firewall. Anti-virus wasn't updated since 2000.

    Between an updated McAfee, Ad-aware, and a few other spyware removal tools - I spent nearly eight hours on getting her machine back to a working condition. Once I was able to back up her data, I formatted and moved her to XP Pro.

    She had enough trouble learning XP - I wouldn't dare put Linux in front of her.

    Almost 20 viruses.
    Over 150 spyware components, files, etc.
    Three hours of Windows Updates to download over a broadband connection.

    Don't clickety-click on everything on your screen. Some of those links are bad.

    1. Re:Not uncommon by IoN_PuLse · · Score: 1

      Enjoy even more problems using your "legit" XP Pro. A home user buying an OS has no use for XP Pro, Home is enough.

    2. Re:Not uncommon by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      I've had too many problems with XP Home, even in a home office environment. I'd never recommend it.

      In fact, the University where my mom works requires XP Pro for all Windows boxen. Anything else is unsupported (and likely won't work on the network).

    3. Re:Not uncommon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A home user buying an OS has no use for XP Pro, Home is enough.

      And this is why you fail!

    4. Re:Not uncommon by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

      She had enough trouble learning XP
      Just reconfigure the desktop to look like 98 and she wont know the difference. And it's much easier to use

    5. Re:Not uncommon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother's machine was the same way. Win 98 ...
      I formatted and moved her to XP Pro ...
      She had enough trouble learning XP

      Because Win98 and WinXP have completely opposite UIs and require hours of training to learn the differences? Please.

    6. Re:Not uncommon by mpe · · Score: 1

      She had enough trouble learning XP - I wouldn't dare put Linux in front of her.

      This could translate to "Moving from Win98 to Linux is as easy as moving from Win98 to WinXP"...

    7. Re:Not uncommon by logic+hack · · Score: 1
      Don't clickety-click on everything on your screen. Some of those links are bad.
      Ahh goatse, making netizens smarter, one irreversable mental image at a time.
    8. Re:Not uncommon by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      Don't clickety-click on everything on your screen. Some of those links are bad.

      Could be worse. Your mother could, as mine does, insist that she *wants* to use Uproar, and she's perfectly happy registering with a throwaway address... but giving them her real mailing address, because they mail her prizes (two cheapo DVD players, to date).

      We had a tense discussion about what Roar *is*, and how they and spammers like them have cost *me* a lot of time trying to keep my hobby mailing-list server spam-free, and whether her two DVD players were worth supporting companies that were destroying something I've put 18 years of my life into.

      She still uses Uproar, and gets very annoyed when Spyware S&D "breaks" things.

      Sigh.

      --

      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
    9. Re:Not uncommon by demo9orgon · · Score: 1

      "She had enough trouble learning XP - I wouldn't dare put Linux in front of her."

      I would say don't underestimate women--especially Mom. If she's not being lazy she will ask you enough questions to get started and then learn on her own.

      I put a Mandrake/KDE desktop in front of an older woman who was from rural Arkansas, and hadn't touched a computer in her life. The machine had an Epson Inkjet printer on it and she had a great time playing solitare/puzzle games, and ran through at least a ream of paper printing out stuff she was writing. She even changed the printer cartridges on her own. The machine never crashed and I never recieved a call to fix it.

      That's something no first-time user can accomplish running any flavor of MS office on a Windows install. MS Office 0wns the MS OS--it is a disease without a cure. The Epson Drivers eat Windows' users for breakfast too. Cups drives an Epson printer like a dream.

      The only down-side would be trying to run some crummy directx game.

      Otherwise, I'm almost certain your Mom would understand how to use KDE in about five minutes. You should let her try (do the Knoppix!) sometime.
      Cheers.

      --
      Every new form of media has it's own Requirimento
    10. Re:Not uncommon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 79 year-old mom has windows 98 on her machine and Linux. She uses Linux for email and internet browsing without any more difficulty than using Windows programs.
      Trying to get her not to click on bad links would be harder than having her run Linux.

    11. Re:Not uncommon by imroy · · Score: 1
      She had enough trouble learning XP - I wouldn't dare put Linux in front of her.

      This is just like all those MS-funded TCO reports that claim users need lots of training to learn Linux but fail to mention that those same users need training every 2-3 years when the latest version of Windows+Office roll out of Redmond.

      Who says that learning Linux + KDE (or GNOME) from win98 is any harder than learning winXP? And if it's roughly the same, wouldn't it be more worthwhile going with the OS (and desktop and apps) that will cause the least amount of trouble in the future to both you and your mother? In fact, if Linux + KDE + Mozilla/Konqueror cause you to have less security problems, isn't a little extra trouble worth it?

    12. Re:Not uncommon by Fratz · · Score: 1
      Otherwise, I'm almost certain your Mom would understand how to use KDE in about five minutes. You should let her try (do the Knoppix!) sometime.

      Speaking as someone who just switched mom and dad over to Linux from WinXP, I can say that I wholeheartedly agree.

      I started out with Knoppix, to show them how things look, to make sure their hardware was detected, etc. (They had a WinXP-specific scanner that they're replacing with a $51 purchase. Not a bad price for peace of mind.)

      After a backup/export of data from the Windows apps, I installed Mandrake 10.0, set them up with Crossover Office for Quicken, and imported mom's Family Tree Maker GEDCOM files for use in GRAMPS.

      They found all the card games and Frozen Bubble on their own, and they also figured out how to print pictures without me showing them.

      Keep in mind, these are the same people have no idea where they save their files - they certainly weren't WinXP tweakers, and they often say vague things like, "I can't connect to Comcast" when they really mean, "I reset my Home Page in Mozilla, and now it goes to a site that isn't www.comcast.net"

      In my experience, people with little computer ability are more likely to see rapid benefits from having someone clueful set them up with a Linux machine. Plus, if you're their designated support person, you don't need to worry about them needing root priviliges in order to run certain userland apps; you don't need to fear trojans or worms; you can easily and securely do things on their machine from the comfort of your own house, just by running an ssh daemon.

      --
      -- Fratz, human
    13. Re:Not uncommon by IoN_PuLse · · Score: 1

      It's the same thing though!? Have you ever researched the differences?

    14. Re:Not uncommon by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      ...and hadn't touched a computer in her life.

      That's the trick right there. People are willing to learn new things, but most are only willing to learn them once. If they already know Windows, then they will claim that everything else is too difficult for them. I once met someone who claimed that OSX was too difficult for them, and they returned their iMac a week after buying it and got an eMachine instead.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    15. Re:Not uncommon by waveclaw · · Score: 1

      She had enough trouble learning XP - I wouldn't dare put Linux in front of her.

      My grandmother complained that her (realtively) locked down WIndows 2000 box was shutting down randomly on her. Since I had spent quite a few hours maintaining that system every week I was amazed at how nasty it had gotten with only a month of not keeping up with the patches, virus updates and etc.

      She only uses it to play solitaire and get to her yahoo email account. After fighting with that machine for almost a whole day, I offered my grandmother a deal: I put Debian stable on that box. If she didn't like it I'd go back and put Windows back on her box.

      Two weeks later and she's still playing Gnome solitaire and browsing with Mozilla.

      84 year-old homebound women can't waste their time with faulty software. To my grandmother every hour of breath is precious. She can't waste it rebooting and re-installing Windows when she should be emailing her great-grand children about their birthdays.

      --

      "You cannot have a General Will unless you have shared experiences. You cannot be fair to people you don't know."
  34. Re:reg only? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    Worked fine for me...Firefox killed a bunch of popups, though.

  35. Hosts File by ejdmoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I bet he didn't check the hosts file. I bet that was null routing the liveupdate DNS records.


    Once the infections were removed, LiveUpdate still could not retrieve the latest virus-targeting data. So I gave up on that and uninstalled and reinstalled the entire Norton AntiVirus program, hoping that its update system would work afterward -- but it did not. I again tried to access Microsoft's Windows Update Web site, but IE still failed to respond.

    Suspecting a problem with Internet Explorer itself, I tried to repair IE using the Add/Remove Programs control panel. That didn't work either, producing an error message that indicated some file or files necessary for IE were damaged or inaccessible. Trying to restore the previous version of IE, 5.5, yielded no benefit, either.

    Finally, I abandoned ship, reinstalling the entire Windows 98 operating system to repair the damage to Internet Explorer and allow Kathleen's computer to access the Internet and update the Norton AntiVirus definitions.


    I always check that file. It always gets hijacked. I'd be willing to bet that was his problem.

    1. Re:Hosts File by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Why don't you set the hosts file to read-only.
      I doubt that most spyware will assume that the hosts list is read-only, so they won't change the properties when attempting to write 'updates' to it.

    2. Re:Hosts File by wfberg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Spybot S&D makes the host file (in which in can store a lot of ad/spy-related hostnames to point to 127.0.0.1) read-only. It's been doing this for ages, so I'm guessing spyware makers will have found out about it by now.

      --
      SCO employee? Check out the bounty
    3. Re:Hosts File by aahzmandius · · Score: 1

      Agreed. A number of the newer spyware programs and gambling dialers replace or append it. Easy fix - make the HOSTS file read-only.

      Enjoy,

      --
      --Aahzmandius
    4. Re:Hosts File by ejdmoo · · Score: 1

      I set *mine* to read only, yes. I'm saying when diagnosing problems on others' machines, I look there right away when unable to reach liveupdate or windowsupdate.

    5. Re:Hosts File by myov · · Score: 1

      Most likely it was the hosts file. But another trick to remember is that Norton releases stand-alone updaters once a month. Incredibly useful if you're needing to install updates over dialup (standalone update to the last month, then liveupdate from there), or in this case, if the box refuses to liveupdate.

      I always bring the updates for AV software with me, along with spyware updates (for the same reason, spyware likes to block or modify the definition file).

      Other times, the virus is resident in memory and gets in the way of LiveUpdate or Norton itself. Stinger, running in safe mode is another good tool. It's self-contained and small enough to fit on a floppy. It only scans for the larger viruses, but often it's enough to eliminate the problem virus.

      --
      I use Macs to up my productivity, so up yours Microsoft!
  36. Linux r00lZ by duffbeer703 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The Linux fanboyism on this site is sickening.

    Try sticking an unpatched Red Hat 6 box from 1998/9 on the public internet and see how many minutes it takes to be totally rooted.

    Then you can put "R3dh/\7 s\_/X04z" in your sig.

    --
    Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
    1. Re:Linux r00lZ by BenjyD · · Score: 1

      Huh? The title of the article is "...Computer Naivetie...", not "Windows is Lame". Most of the comments are "Why not install XP/2k or wipe the machine?". There's one or two Gentoo jokes, that's it.

      Where's the linux fanboyism? Wouldn't it make sense to actually reply to a fanboy comment (if there are some below my threshold) rather than posting a top level comment?

    2. Re:Linux r00lZ by barawn · · Score: 1

      Actually, I had a Red Hat 5.2 box installed in 1999 unfirewalled until just recently. It's never been rooted once, and I haven't installed an update on it for multiple years, other than to fix a bug in an app or two. It's not running any more, so don't bother with the "oh yah? well it will be now!" jokes. And yes, I do know that it wasn't rooted. I did check pretty carefully periodically, and the network admins were pretty careful about watching for suspicious traffic.

      Why was it okay? That's simple enough - there were no vulnerable services running on it.

      That particular machine was a very limited server - it didn't even respond to machines outside of the local subnet, but the argument applies even better to desktops. What server does a desktop *need* running? None.

      This is the point - Linux can get rooted from servers, which you can avoid totally if you don't need the server. But Windows can be rooted from IE, or in the case of XP, through a service that's installed by default (that you pretty much *can't* disable before the installation's complete, so the machine would be rooted already). In other words, you can get rooted for just using Windows as a desktop. It's a bit harder with Linux.

    3. Re:Linux r00lZ by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      The "solution" of turning everything off on a general purpose computer is bunk. There has to be a balance between ease of use, function and security.

      Sure, I can disable every network service and use Lynx to browse the web... but I lose too much in the process.

      Unless your vision of the computing future is glorified dumb terminals sitting on top of TV sets, getting rid of functionality isn't the way.

      --
      Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth. -JFK
    4. Re:Linux r00lZ by Badanov · · Score: 1
      The "solution" of turning everything off on a general purpose computer is bunk. There has to be a balance between ease of use, function and security.

      And BSD provides that. If you run BSD/Unix/Linux in a locked down environment, as in nothing goes in or out, and then as logs indicate open only the services you need (or want to provide) and block off ALL outgoing services/ports you don't need, you do get functionaltiy and ease of use an unfirewalled/poorly firewalled machine can't possibly hope to provide.

      --
      Dawn of the Dead
    5. Re:Linux r00lZ by barawn · · Score: 1

      Sure, I can disable every network service

      Which ones do you use? Now which ones does Joe Sixpack use? On a desktop, at home?

      For a machine that browses the Web, what services do you need? Considering many people use the stock NATing routers as internet sharing devices, apparently most people don't need any network services. So long as they can get an outbound connection, the inbound ones don't seem to matter much.

      For those that do, they should learn the dangers of the software that they're installing.

      and use Lynx to browse the web...

      Mozilla would be fine. Most of its recent security issues were Windows-only problems. And they were very minor, comparatively.

  37. OSX 10.1 by artlu · · Score: 0

    I wonder what would happen if OSX 10.1 was left wide open. Anyone still run this OS and can comment?

    GroupShares Inc.

    --
    -------
    artlu.net
  38. Bull by Jozer99 · · Score: 1, Informative

    I run a computer repair service for home users. I routinely see 98 and Me machines that have been on broadband with no protection (hardware or software firewall) for months. I do not know what kind of surgery these people performed to fix these machines, but short of taking a microscope and tweezers and flipping all of the bits on the hard drive over, there is no way it could take 8-10 hours. When I encounter a machine like this, the operating system is composed of more infected files than non-infected files (ok more Non-Microsoft infected files than Microsoft infected files in the case of Me). Virus scanning is usually impossible due to system stability, and getting rid of the viruses does nothing because there are so many it takes most of the system files with it. I usually just tell people to back up as much as possible, boot with my trusty DOS boot disk (try doing that with a USB drive on older computers), reformat and reinstall. The whole process takes maybe 4 hours on a 400 Mhz machine, not 10.

    1. Re:Bull by ivoras · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I can think of a few reasons *your* story might be classified as "bull" :)

      Firstly, installing "everything" on a machine, including Office and other big application suites, on a 400MHz machine, with (very likely) a slow HDD, will take ages. Secondly, what if, for some reason, you can't just reinstall everything? In your case(s), you say you frequently just reformat and start from scratch, but do your customers provide you with the licensed software, or the CD keys of the software you need to install? And what if those are lost, and repairing is the only option?

      --
      -- Sig down
    2. Re:Bull by Mant · · Score: 1

      I do not know what kind of surgery these people performed to fix these machines,

      From the article:

      Windows couldn't boot up properly while a certain Norton program file was active, but the Norton firewall couldn't operate without its being active. Glenn spent hours taking that file -- SYMTDI.VXD -- on and off the computer, each time having to reboot. Eventually he installed more memory -- triple what we had -- because our limited supply made the reboots ungodly long.

      That's why it took so long.

    3. Re:Bull by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

      The whole process takes maybe 4 hours on a 400 Mhz machine, not 10.

      Jeez... we've known it's been faster to reinstall for 15 years now. We all know it's faster to reimage for 10. It's not *insightful*, it's common knowledge. 10 years ago it used to take close to an hour to image a 8GB machine. Today, it takes less than 10minutes to reiamge a 40GB machine. We reimage 40+ machines a day, and users are back online in under 20 minutes. We don't fix machines, we ask the users to step out and get a cup of coffee or something, and by the time they get back they're up and running. So saying "reinstall is faster" is old news, really old news.

      But sometimes you can't reimage. For some reason or another, you just have to spend the time to pick through and clean the system. Maybe there's special customized apps that the user has lost the install disks to. Maybe there's a software registration process that involves calling and giving information which can't be done until 9am monday, and they need the machine fully functional NOW. Maybe it's a laptop with a broken floppy and no CD, with unknown hardware and no drivers. That's the point. Sometimes you have to just dig in there and clean it manually. And yeah, sometimes it will take 10 hours, sometimes it can take much longer.

      --
      -- If god wanted me to have a sig, he'd have given me a sense of humor.
    4. Re:Bull by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Firstly, installing "everything" on a machine, including Office and other big application suites, on a 400MHz machine, with (very likely) a slow HDD, will take ages.

      Win98, Norton AV/Firewall (with full updates), O2k Pro, Photoshop, plus network configuration including ICS on both a PII/400 and a K6-3/400 with WD or SeaGate HDs (5400 and 7200)... about 3 hours.

      Debian Sid (0-day) on same systems with same functionality (samba, ICS, reasonable WM settings)... also about 3 hours.

      And what if those are lost, and repairing is the only option?

      That's when you make use of your real skills and find keygens. Repairing is never the only option and it is rarely an option even worth bothering with. Windows explicitly tries to preserve broken/compromised components with bubble-gum and duct tape. That .dll that's newer than the version you're trying to install--is that newer because of the updated driver or is it newer because of virus? Then, if you take the safe route and replace it, you find yourself in IRQ hell where you have to uninstall (and physically remove) every piece of hardware and add them back in, one at a time, updating the drivers as you go. It's just not even funny.

      Reformat and reinstallation is the logical way to go, preferably with a zero-fill over the first 1024 cylinders.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    5. Re:Bull by Jozer99 · · Score: 1

      Ok, I have gotten a lot of replies to this post. Let me state that did not, and still do not intend to insult anyone or their beliefs on what is best to do with a crapped-up Win98 machine.

      Most of the people that we work for are not of unlimited means. They usually have only a couple of MBs of word documents to backup, and all of the programs they use came on CDs with the PC, or are freeware from the Internet. They want their computer working for as little cost as possible, which means as little time spent fixing it as possible, since we bill by the hour. Reinstalling is the fastest way for us. I have completed a reinstall of 98 on a 333 Mhz machine with Office, firewall, and other misc programs in 1.5 hours. For the most part, these machines require under 3 hours.

      Sometimes we have special clients, usually buisnesses, that need the OS actually cleaned, because of installed and lost software, or just the sheer amount of backup that would be needed before a clean install is possible. These machines often do take days to fix, and are never the same as a fresh install, but at least usable. Imaging is not an option for us, since we do not want identical machines like a corporation might, but it is a very good and fast way of installing in the right circumstances.

      I now see that the artical was about actually cleaning the machines, not for practicality, but to see if it can be done.

  39. The real way to protect windows on a broadband by foidulus · · Score: 2, Funny

    connection: Cover your ethernet chord with a prophalctic(sp?). Of course, you block out all the interesting stuff on the internet along with the bad stuff, but that is the price one must pay to sleep with a dirty whore!

    1. Re:The real way to protect windows on a broadband by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Cover your ethernet chord with a prophalctic(sp?).

      Not really neccesary. You wouldn't have these problems if you started from Middle C like you were taught at your very first lesson.

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  40. Naive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I think this article spotlights how unfair it is to blame the naive for having infected machines and passing along worms, trojans and such, as Microsoft tends to do more and more these days. I have heard it hear as well, but the fact is Microsoft has created a generation or three of point-and-click drones who expect everything to work out of the box. Microsoft blames security issues on their customer base for not patching (which would be counter to resonable business practice for anything but a monopoly), but most Mircosoft patches are akin to shutting the barn door after the horses are out. I would say let Bill fix the problems he has created, but where would he start?

  41. Re:10 1/2 hours? by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on. Even with Gentoo, you don't have to compile everything. I use precompiled binaries on Debian, myself. (Except for mplayer, which I compiled.)

  42. Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure. by frankie · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sheesh, here at the office, if IT is called to disinfect a PC, we'll spend maybe an hour to twiddle with SpyBot, RegEdit, etc. If it isn't clean by then, we fdisk the beast, reinstall from master image, firewall, windows update. Way less than 10 hours.

  43. Needs an `OBVIOUS` tag by Wingchild · · Score: 4, Interesting
    A few years back a buddy of mine came over to my apartment and plugged into my hub. I wasn't using a router at the time, just a hub with a WAN port for broadband. (I know it sounds terrible, but I keep my system configured according to DISA's security guidelines; sometimes I feel like testing it against real-world attacks. Bit of a masochistic streak.) I was running a locked-down Win2k box; he brought an unsecured Win98 system -- with it's C drive shared. To EVERYONE.

    Things were going pretty well, and we left the systems on overnight. When we signed back on in the morning, my machine was fine; his machine had been compromised -- in grand style. We found the following:

    - two separate users were connected to it.
    - Cygwin, which my friend had managed to break and wasn't operational, had been either repaired or reinstalled.
    - gcc was added.
    - eight (!) separate viruses were on the system; two had been compiled with the local gcc, from the look of it.
    - those viruses were being sent out around the net.

    The main data on the system was not compromised and while there was a minor virus infection, for the most part things were not touched. I should say, "things were not touched that we could detect" -- they could have taken a full copy of his HD for all I know, not that anything important was on there (it was just a gaming box).

    He probably wouldn't have noticed the attack itself except that his processor wasn't all that hot and he was on a 10M/sec network card; between the heavy compiling and the constant sending of virii system performance had dropped noticably.

    The fix?

    Unplug from the internet, make sure no data on the box is needed, and format it back to the stone age. It isn't like reinstalls take a long time. (Backups are your friends. :) )
    1. Re:Needs an `OBVIOUS` tag by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      he brought an unsecured Win98 system -- with it's C drive shared. To EVERYONE.

      Hey, I used to date a girl like that!

      We found the following: two separate users were connected to it... eight (!) separate viruses were on the system

      With remarkably similar results!

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  44. Nuke 'em from orbit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the heck didn't the supposed 'Computer Expert' nuke the machine and reinstall. In my experience when things are this pooched; backup what you can to CD/USB HDD/Flash and then fdisk and reinstall. It's the only way to be sure.

  45. Uh, patches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep Windows 98 patched and up to date?

  46. Weeks to fix a computer... by NoMercy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are quicker methods.

    Drive C: contains a valid NTFS partion, are you sure you wish to format (y/N) y.

    1. Re:Weeks to fix a computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If she's using windows 98 I hope drive C doesn't contain a valid NTFS partition ;)!

  47. 10.5 hours by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    To be fair they should use XP in these tests. It knows how to break itself, and has a whole new exploitability. But - and this is quite shocking - sometimes it can fix itself!

    After being very devious, and listening to music and idly browsing the web (about 2 days after XP was released) my friends XP stopped rebooting.

    Luckily the recovery system worked, and my friend was able to get XP running again!

    This sounds like one of those stories where 'friend' is like me, talking about myself in third person, but honestly, it is this friend I have, who used XP...

    friend (frnd)
    n.
    1. A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts.
    2. A person whom one knows; an acquaintance.

    Acronym Definition
    XP Experience (Microsoft Windows XP)

    --
    #hostfile 0.0.0.0 primidi.com 0.0.0.0 www.primidi.com 0.0.0.0 radio.weblogs.com
  48. Yeah well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    What if you have software you don't have the install disks for.

    Kind of hard to reinstall it isn't it.

    1. Re:Yeah well.. by MoonBuggy · · Score: 1

      It says that it cost >$800 to get the machine fixed. For that money you could've bought not only a new OS but a whole new PC to go with it.

      I think that the moral of this story is 'people are dumb'.

  49. Something sounds fishy by darkjedi521 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I've put unpatched '98 installs and unpatched XP installs side by side on my school's network. Guess which one got nailed with viruses?

    The XP box, which caught Sasser, and probably a few other nasties, but I didn't bother looking, and just nuked the box.

    The purpose of the exercise was to make a CD containing all the updates as of April, 2004 that a clean 98, 2000, or XP install required to be usable.

    1. Re:Something sounds fishy by ImpTech · · Score: 1

      Well of course it did. People seem to forget that Win98 runs few-to-no services by default. Heck, it doesn't *have* many to run. The only one I can think of off the top of my head is netbios, and I'm not even sure that its turned on in a default 98 install.

      XP on the other hand ships with everything and the kitchen sink accepting remote connections. So its no surprise that there are dozens of worms running around the net that can exploit an unpatched box.

      This is not to say that Windows 98 is a safe OS to run. Its not. But you have to actually use the OS in order to break it, whereas XP will do all the work for you.

  50. She was right on the cusp of greatness by jgorkos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:
    "What a revelation: Four programs -- one a firewall and three to combat spyware -- I downloaded FREE worked better than one I paid through the nose for. Why would anyone create these terrific programs for free? Often, as in the case of ZoneAlarm, they hope people will like the product so much they will buy an upgrade or, in the case of the spyware, pay to subscribe for upgrades."

    She was right in the middle of the trees, and couldn't see the forest... yes, free software, even WINDOWS free software, works better and does what it says it does.

    Talk about leading horses to water...

  51. What an embarassment to our profession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to take 10.5 hours on ANY windows 98 problem is just ridiculous. If you're not tegging anywher after an hour on ANY client machine, RELOAD THE OS. It's just a better investment of time.

    THe only time it's worth doing something like this is if it's an application SERVER, a DOMAIN CONTROLLER, something that can't just be REBUILT.

    Honestly, I would NEVER EVER pay 10 hours for anything on a client machine. Isn't this tech TECH enough to realize that : $800 will get them a decent BRANDY NEW BOX from Dell with Windows XP Home?

    Sheeeesh....another winner that heard the radio ad 2 years ago making them believe they can "be an MCSE in less than 6 months and make 50k per year!"

    I'm not sure who is more at fault here, the person that paid for 10 hours of service, or the person that provided the service and actually thought they did a good job!

  52. Neatly illustrated by maximilln · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I finally decided to install Apache. I had been running an ftpd for a long time to transfer files between home/work/family/friends but so many of them began asking for me to appeal to the least common denominator that I finally did the apt-get install apache. Honestly speaking it was the easiest fileserver I've ever set up. Granted I didn't look into authentication or restricting access yet. I simply wanted to install it and offer files. In terms of basic functionality apache was much easier to achieve liftoff than ftpd or samba.

    Here's the rub that fits with this article: Apache was not up and running for more than 2 hours before I had 3 IP addresses, two of them on my own ISPs /24, poking around for overflow vulnerabilities by sending SEARCH and GET requests with more than 8190 bytes.

    Why can't these script kiddies be stopped? It is obvious what the intent was.

    --
    +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    1. Re:Neatly illustrated by Apathetic1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I suspect those were worm requests (W32-Nachi tries to overflow the buffer that handles SEARCH requests in IIS), rather than a particular person attempting to 0wn your webserver. I had to start filtering the request strings out of my log files becaues they were filling up the /var partition every two weeks.

      --

      My username does not make me Apathetic. It's irony, get it?

    2. Re:Neatly illustrated by NASAdude · · Score: 1

      Regarding the short time for SEARCH and large GET requests...

      Most likely it has *nothing* to do with script kiddies. You're just seeing others on your ISP infected with worms. While it is possible that it's someone manually looking for a vulnerability, it's a lot more likely to be a worm.

      This same misunderstanding is often used by firewall manufacturers, whose products scream "look at all these probes I blocked!" The users think their investment is well worth it, even though a properly patched system wouldn't be affected. Of course a new worm/vulnerability can affect systems before a patch is available, but it can also affect systems before firewall/AV updates are available as well.

      You're just seeing your Apache logs fill up with these unusual requests. If you are running the latest version (and run AV, firewall, etc. to reasonably secure your system), they are more of an annoyance than anything else.

      And you thought it was bad when your pet got worms. Now it's your much-beloved computer at risk.

  53. letting your car run out of oil by wiredog · · Score: 1
    Not an uncommon occurrence, by the way. I am no longer surprised by the number of people I meet who have no idea of how to do the basic maintenance on their car, or even what maintenance is required.

    I know people who've had to buy new engines because they didn't know that they had to check the oil, and didn't realize that the little "oil pressure" light on the dash meant that oil pressure was low. Or that the light could fail.

    Why should we (or Microsoft) expect computer users to be any more knowledgeable about computers than they are about cars?

    1. Re:letting your car run out of oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice analogy. I wonder how many of the people here criticizing this journalist for not being more tech savvy could replace the break pads in their own car.

      I'm betting most of them would have to pay someone else to do it for them..

    2. Re:letting your car run out of oil by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      I'm betting most of them would pay promptly when they start squeaking... unlike people who think that a bogged computer system is "normal". Thank you, Microsoft!

  54. Type of person by oasis3582 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The user here was probably the type of person that would love to see pics from MyParty! (.zip file attached)

  55. 10 1/2 hours? Has he never heard of the regedit? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure how bad this womans system was but reading both stories makes me wonder if Glenn has ever heard of regedit. Where I work I have had to remove several pieces of spyware/malware from users machines (though not part of my formal job description) and to date not one piece of cruft has been able to hide from me.

    I use the very simple process of going to Add/Remove and finding out what junk has been installed. I then write their names down and use Add/Remove to start the process. I then delete any and all folders for this crap. Finally I go into the registry and delete any reference to these programs. Reboot the machine and check my work.

    So far I have a 100% success rate. Now if only the morons here would stop installing this crap. That and if the powers-that-be would switch to Firebird or Mozilla. *sigh* This is what one gets for working for a government entity.

    --
    We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
  56. Pick up the Ball Apple! by microcars · · Score: 2, Insightful
    from the article:
    "...More important, everybody selling to home users -- Microsoft, hardware manufacturers, software developers and retailers -- needs to do a better job of informing customers of the risks and potential problems of Internet access."

    I don't know why Apple doesn't pick up this ball and run like hell with it.

    Most of the people I know that run 98, 2000 or XP just assume that ANY computer OS, Windows or Mac has the same internet "experience", but it just costs more to have the same crappy "experience" on a Mac.

    --
    I like microcars
    1. Re:Pick up the Ball Apple! by phillymjs · · Score: 1

      I don't know why Apple doesn't pick up this ball and run like hell with it.

      Well, they have always been lacking in the OS X marketing arena, but they will especially not do anything now because Apple's having enough trouble filling the current demand for their machines from people who've already imbibed the Kool Aid-- it took them two months to fill my dual 2.5GHz G5 order. The iMac is the machine targeted at the "average user," and Apple has absolutely none of those right now, nor will they for a few more weeks at least. So basically, they don't want any new customers right now. :-)

      Having said that, though, I'd love to see some damned OS X commercials that specifically target people who are sick and tired of being plagued by Windows' vulnerabilities and all the work that must be done by the end user to mitigate them.

      Hell, they could even do 'tie-in' ads that mention the iPod: "Tired of Windows worms and viruses and spyware? Wouldn't you like a computer that just worked, like how your iPod just works? Well, check out a Mac running OS X!"

      Too bad it will, for whatever reason, probably never happen.

      ~Philly

    2. Re:Pick up the Ball Apple! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a "certain fruit company which does not make fruit" and although I do not speak badly of the competition, I always warn my customers who are thinking of buying a Windows machine: If you connect a Windows machine to the internet, you are taking a risk. In order to keep the machine healthy and running properly, you must be a near-expert. You must maintain not only the OS, but your firewall and anti-virus software as well. This requires knowing at least three or four pieces of software intimately. You must realize of course, that most people I speak with have a hard time separating the concept of web browsers from the internet. If they buy Windows boxes and hook them up to cable or DSL...they're gonna get owned.

  57. The digital doctor needs a new line of work by kamelkev · · Score: 1

    "Her PC was in such bad shape, it required 10 1/2 hours of surgery to restore it to working condition."

    Are you kidding me? Any guy who calls himself "the digital doctor" should have enough know-how and resources to be able to back-up a machine, wipe it clean, and re-install the necessary applications.

    It is all too common nowadays for the inept to call themselves experts.

  58. Recovery rather than reloading by b4rtm4n · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm trying to recover a spyware ridden winME (shudder) system at the mo. Nice Co-incidence.

    I've been told by the owner that I can't reload it.

    Now this is gonna take a lot longer than zapping it with the restore disks but this is what they want.

    The point is - reloading it is the sensible option but the computer owner doesn't want it reloaded and is prepared to wait a reasonable amount of time to have it repaired. It may well take 10+ hours but "the customer is always right"!

    --
    "goatse? What's that? Anyone have a link?" - AC
    1. Re:Recovery rather than reloading by 6502_C64 · · Score: 0

      I found presenting the 'owner' with the current market price from google or ebay for the same exact spec machine to be a good wake-up call when they insist on repairing. If its a critical business app that can't be migrated, run it under VM.

  59. How come they didn't call their company's helpdesk by 6502_C64 · · Score: 0

    I'm suprised that they didn't call their company's helpdesk. If the PC was that badly infected with viruses and spyware, I would boot up with Knoppix, copy critical document files, re-image with the OEM restore CD, or 'ghost' with WP image.

  60. BUGMENOT.COM by Krafty+Koder · · Score: 1
    for those who dont want to register in order to read the stories linked above bugmenot is your friend.

    you'll also need to untick the "remember me" tick box or else you'll get stupid cookies-are-needed-blah-blah messages...

    1. Re:BUGMENOT.COM by roseblood · · Score: 1

      As of August 18 2004 www.bugmenot.com is not up. Unknown if this is a long term or short term condition.

      --
      There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
  61. That's why I hate computers by Mickey+Jameson · · Score: 1

    Most people expect computers to just work without understanding anything about them. Last week at work someone asked me if I could virus scan her machine because she's never done a scan before, yet all the tools are available network wide and are well documented so people don't have to bother me.

    There's two types of people I work with: The ones who are afraid to ask and take hours or days to try to figure something out (and ultimately mess something up) and the people who do ask the most idiotic mundane questions (after ultimately messing something up).

    Then there's the people whose machines I service on the side. A friend asked me why her computer was so goldarn slow. How am I to know? So I took 2 hours out of my busy schedule to find out. She went out and bought WinXP and installed it on her p3-800 w/ 128MB RAM. I told her it's slow because her machine is not adequate for XP.

    So-called technical coworkers don't understand the difference between a physical drive and a partition. Or why their password doesn't work when they have their Caps Lock on. Or when I tell them to send me FULL EMAIL HEADERS they cut and paste the false Outlook To/From lines. Or why they think external devices (modems, etc) are better than the same thing on an ISA/PCI card.

    They don't get it. They assume everything will just magically work, and refuse to follow simple instructions I write up for them that a freakin' monkey could comprehend.

    Most people don't understand simple things which makes my job very frustrating. It's gotten to the point that when I leave this company, I will never do IT again.

    1. Re:That's why I hate computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A friend asked me why her computer was so goldarn slow. How am I to know? So I took 2 hours out of my busy schedule to find out. She went out and bought WinXP and installed it on her p3-800 w/ 128MB RAM. I told her it's slow because her machine is not adequate for XP.

      You told her wrong. A Pentium 3 with 128 MB is more than adequate. I run XP on a Celeron 800 with 128 MB. No complaints here. Maybe you should've checked for background programs eating up RAM.

  62. Not necessarily by cprincipe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For example, a tax accountant would probably think you clueless if you ended up having a big tax bill on April 15. Paying your taxes properly is a critical skill, since everyone has to do it.

    Or a doctor would think you clueless if your cholesterol was over 200. It's (usually) quite simple to keep your blood cholesterol low.

    Unless it has happened to them or someone they know, most computer users are unaware of things like spyware, virii, etc.

    --

    bun-fhuinneog agam!

    1. Re:Not necessarily by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
      That's all well and good, but not paying your taxes only hurts yourself. And (under our current system of health care) so does having a cholesterol level over 200.

      However, leaving your PC open to spyware/adware affects everyone. It spreads the filth over the Internet, and could become a zombie for DDoS attacks that could cripple our entire economy.

      There is a public interest in limiting the damage any one person could do on their computer. Ideally, OS's should not allow things to be installed without the user's permission or authorization. They should also have their firewall enabled by default, and should prevent DDoS attacks at a hardware level.

      --
      I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
    2. Re:Not necessarily by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Warning: off-topic rant follows

      > For example, a tax accountant would probably think you clueless if you ended up having a big tax bill on April 15

      I specifically *want* a large bill on April 15. My actual instruction to my CPA was "I want to owe as much as possible without incurring penalties"

      It's my money, dammit! Not theirs. Why give it up any earlier than I have to?

      People who look forward to getting a large refund are idiots. They just made a free loan to the government.

      The only caveat are people who are incapable of saving. But if you cannot have money without spending every nickel, then you have other problems.

  63. Hey Washington Post, the nineties called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...they want their operating system back.

  64. Useless tech by Explodo · · Score: 1

    It sounds to me like Glenn didn't know what he was doing. He's yet another tech who thinks very highly of himself, yet doesn't know what's wrong with your PC.

  65. Whose fault is it? The ISP. by Marge+N.+Lacoste · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I've "fixed" my share of coworkers'/neighbors' home PCs after they bought broadband service. I always recommend buying a hardware firewall to prevent this happening again. "Firewall? what's that?"

    The ISPs are pushing broadband -- hard -- and should be responsible for either providing a HW firewall with their DSL/cable modem or at least educating their customers that they need to install one.

    I felt the same way when the AOLers discovered Usenet years ago. AOL brought them here, so AOL should teach them netiquette.

    Also, broadband ISPs should register their dynamic IPs at SORBS.

    It's not a Windows problem, it's a PC enduser problem. The domain technical contact is ultimately responsible for his users.

    1. Re:Whose fault is it? The ISP. by Rick+Genter · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I maintain computers for a set of Curves for Women gyms owned by a couple of friends of mine. I run into the spyware/malware problem all the time.

      Each gym uses DSL to connect to the internet. While working on one of the computers this weekend, I noticed that McAfee Personal Firewall (I stopped using Norton a while ago) wasn't seeing any inbound events, unlike the other gyms where it sees 10,000 to 20,000 events per week. A little investigation showed that the DSL modem at this site has a built-in DHCP server/router/firewall/NAT function. Seems like the DSL providers are getting a clue and building necessary capabilities into the hardware that the customer has to have just to connect to the Internet.

      --
      Don't underestimate the power of The Source
    2. Re:Whose fault is it? The ISP. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what are you doing here on /.? I'd be happy for the virus problem, if I were you. In fact, I might put them there myself to have an excuse to work at the gym. There are women! Working out! In spandex!

  66. Go somewhere else for service by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    Any computer shop that spends 10.5 hrs trying to fix spyware is either deliberately running up the bill or incompetent. Once the level of destruction was clear the tech should have tossed the drive in an old machine, pulled off anything important and formatted it. As other posters have said, that would have taken 2-3 hours tops.

    --
    If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
  67. Better to start over... by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 1

    If I tried to bill a client 10.5 hours, I'd be fired so fast. It's best when to know when to cut your losses, slave the drive to backup data, reformat, and reinstall. There's no way fixing a computer should take longer than 4 hours. If it can't be fixed fast, wiping it is probably best. I mean, it costs almost as much to fix it as to get a new computer at 6 hours.

  68. Oh Jesus, Moderators. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Slackware also had NOWHERE REMOTELY CLOSE to the installed user base that windows 98 had. Windows 98 is in all likelihood still beating it.

    Virus writers don't give a shit about Slackware. It's like saying that my car has better security because it wasn't broken into when I left it in the middle of nowhere for a week and noone touched it, as opposed to your car which you left in a shady alley way in Los Angeles.

    Mod this obvious tripe down.

    1. Re:Oh Jesus, Moderators. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Good point about homogeneous environments. Thanks to the fragmentation of Linux (mix of RHAT, NOVL, etc) it's hard ot write a virus that spans all platforms without being incompatable (and easily detected) on the others.

      Asking to get yourself modded down was insightful. :)

  69. MS is, alas, targeted Re:To be fair to Microsoft by swschrad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    and a switch is definitely in order. when you have blight, nematodes, and rot in a soybean field, you have to rotate out of soybeans and plant anything else unrelated for several years to clear the land.

    in the MS software monoculture, we are also at that point. pick Mac OS or Linux, but switch. you can't grow anything in that MS patch any more.

    if you can't/wont, I have had multiple update choke-n-hangs with norton antivirus in the last year plus. each has finally been resolved by switching that user to Grisoft's AVG program, www.grisoft.com... and using Zone Alarm and Ad-Aware to deal with the other types of threats.

    --
    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  70. The fact is... by jb_nizet · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's now a major pain to install a windows system from scratch, using the original CD.
    You now have to
    - think about getting the latest service pack first
    - think about getting a firewall with its license key (love it when the firewalls ask to be registered before working, and need an internet connection to be registered!),
    - think about getting an anti-virus (same story)
    - then install the system (disconnected from the network, of course, so forget about "configuring an internet account" during the install)
    - install the service pack
    - install the firewall and the anti-virus and make sure that they're running
    - go to windows-update and patch your system
    - start to play.

    This is an impossible task for 99% of the regular windows users, who don't even know what a firewall is and how to configure it. There have been improvements in the installation process of OSes and applications, in order to make it possible for reg. users, but all these efforts have been ruined by virus and worm writers.
    And I'm not even talking about spyware, adware and spam...

    1. Re:The fact is... by maximilln · · Score: 1

      It's now a major pain to install a windows system from scratch, using the original CD

      It's even worse with MS selling "upgrade CDs". I recently helped a colleague with a Gateway. Install Win98 (first edition!) to find out that it can't be upgraded to WinXP. Then try to upgrade it to Win98SE to find out that it can't be upgraded. So install Win98SE (from _MY_ CD) so that I can install they're WinXP.

      UGH! The headache. It took about 10 hours... especially since his daughters had 3 gb mp3 libraries which just _HAD_ to be saved.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    2. Re:The fact is... by vspazv · · Score: 1

      You do realize you dont have to actually install the previous version first right? Just start with the upgrade disk and let it scan the old CD for a few seconds when it asks for verification. I had someone yesterday at work who had upgrade disks for XP, ME, 98 and 95 and thought they had to have 3.1 installed first then work their way up.

    3. Re:The fact is... by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Just start with the upgrade disk and let it scan the old CD for a few seconds when it asks for verification.

      Tried it, didn't work. WinXP told me that my Win98SE was not upgradeable. I installed Win98SE to the first reboot, entered the key, and then used the WinXP upgrade disk. There was no trouble after that.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    4. Re:The fact is... by bedessen · · Score: 1

      OR, you could get a $30 hardware NAT gateway and forget about all that bullshit.

      There's no need to jump through all those damn hoops. You can connect the system with no software firewall and no service pack without any fear of anything while you download updates and install the system. I don't see why in the world anyone would try to do it otherwise.

  71. The biggest problem is Internet Explorer by Leomania · · Score: 1

    I'm like Glenn (the IT guy in the story) in that I get to work on family and friends' PCs. I do so happily (which I admit suggests some sort of mental illness on my part) as it's something that I know how to do well and I'm glad to be able to fix their computer problems without them spending a boatload of money. But the main thing I've dealt with lately is malware installed via Internet Explorer on PCs whose owners are not by any means naive.

    The last one was a friend who had a broadband connection, was behind a firewall but still had countless malware programs including one of those nasty browser hijacking/popup creating beasties that creates new randomly-named programs if you try to kill it while in normal mode. Try searching for one of those filenames in Google to get more info! Anyway, it took me hours to clean it up, and she was *shocked* when I told her how un-patched IE was. She said, "But I just downloaded the IE6 security patch... it can't have any unplugged security holes! And my network admins didn't say anthing about this." So of course I had to calmly explain to her the details about IE's status and how integration of IE into the OS by Microsoft had been a Very Bad Idea (tm). She was incredulous, but I pointed her to enough articles to convince her. Goes to show how difficult it is for people with non-geek day jobs to be informed about fundamental problems like this. Had it not been for the malware, she'd still be in the dark about it.

    She's on Firefox now, and knows to keep it up to date. I told her she needs to start thinking about her employees computers, as they are using IE to browse the web from work... and you can guess how sick that made her to think of what could be leaking out to the world from behind her firewall.

    - Leo

    --
    You don't use science to show that you're right, you use science to become right.
  72. I considered this by gerf · · Score: 1

    So I move in for free with a guy for the summer. Very nice house, but he has this old 450p3 Gateway, Win98, and it's dying (Southbridge going out). I've spent prolly 60 hours on that sucker, and now it runs, albeit barely. What a nightmare. And I feel obligated to get things working, as I'm living there for free.

    Anyway, I considered Linux, but then he couldn't run things like MS Money 2004, or a few games that I refuse to put on there. A reinstall with Win2k and FF fixed most of his problems, ZA and NAV finally installed, and he's on his farking own now. While he may not be naive, he doesn't really do much with his computer anyway: look at pornsites, check email, fark, play starcraft and CS. Linux is just too much of a hassle for me/him.

    I now refuse to touch Gateways. They suck so bad.

  73. worms by cycle · · Score: 1

    I work at a big company with a big, world-wide intranet. I installed WinXP on a machine at work from a pre-SP1 CD. The machine survived about 30 minutes on the intranet before a Sasser-like thing found it, which is not enough time to get through the Windows Update process. I eventually figured out that if I stick the machine behind a NAT, I could get the OS installed and patched before releasing it into the "wild" of our network.

  74. 10.5 Hours? by rudy_wayne · · Score: 0, Redundant

    10.5 hours? You've got to be kidding. What an incompatent moron.
    I've completely wiped my hard drive, re-installed Windows, re-installed all my applications and restored all my important data files from a backup CD in less than half that time.

  75. Why didn't he delete the Hosts file first? by JDark · · Score: 1

    I'm almost positive that is why it wasn't letting it connect.

  76. This is how I learned about computers by Gregoyle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't think I'm alone here; problems like this (although not this exact one) were how I learned about computers. It's during these agonizing multi-hour sessions that you really get a glimpse of what goes on behind the curtains.

    I learned how to build and modify my own box after many agonizing sessions installing new hardware, much like the doctor in the Post story who couldn't get her printer working for love or money. When you go through all the troubleshooting procedures for figuring out why your new RAM, hard drive, or video card doesn't work you learn very quickly how it all goes together. The second or third time you do it is much easier.

    I was never really all that interested in computer security until my first Linux box got rooted. Luckily for me I had it configured for a graphical login where all accounts were listed as icons, or I might never have noticed that there was an extra account. After that I became a computer security nut, getting updates from 5 different sites and configuring multi-tier systems. Being interested in security is also what got me into OpenBSD. The experience I got with OpenBSD was extremely useful for me in getting one of my first IT jobs; I think my broad experience with multiple Unices is what got me that job and allowed me to be successful there.

    Troubleshooting problems like these, annoying and frivolous as they may seem at the time, is a great way to become the guy that people go to for their problems. Now whether or not *that's* desireable I'll leave up to you ;-).

    --

    "He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil."

  77. 98 lol by shitpiles · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you installed the 98 box, would it be possible to also use the honeypot to download porn and whack your cocok off, you know something of the sort besides letting it sit, would that give you more chances of being anally and/or orally raped?

  78. Ummm... Stop Drinking Box Wine? by stuffedmonkey · · Score: 1

    thank you thank you, I'm here all week.

  79. For the benefit of Jane Boxwine... by sczimme · · Score: 1

    Compare the computer [in broad terms] to a car:

    Both require maintenance. If you cannot do the maintenance yourself you must find - and likely pay - someone who can.

    Neither runs forever, even with meticulous maintenace. Both die sooner when abused and/or not maintained.

    Both will eventually be replaced - see above.

    When purchased new, both will depreciate considerably in the first couple years of ownership. Recognize this and accept it, or buy a used machine.
    People are generally more familiar with cars, so analogies in this area may be helpful.

    OT: 'Jane Boxwine' is interesting, and [to me] connotes a different sort of person than 'Jane Sixpack'. Bonus points to the individual who coined the term.

    --
    I want to drag this out as long as possible. Bring me my protractor.
    1. Re:For the benefit of Jane Boxwine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The key difference is that when your Ford has a security recall, they'll patch/recall it even after the next model came out. If your car were like Windows, a couple years later Ford would be telling you to buy a new car because they stopped supporting the old one.

    2. Re:For the benefit of Jane Boxwine... by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      As opposed to Judi Vodkashots who's still quite popular with the boys even as she gets up there in years.

      --
      Degaussing scares the bad magnetism out of the monitor and fills it with good karma.
    3. Re:For the benefit of Jane Boxwine... by admdrew · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, one was still able to use Windows Update for OSes other than XP and Server 2003...

    4. Re:For the benefit of Jane Boxwine... by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1
      OT: 'Jane Boxwine' is interesting, and [to me] connotes a different sort of person than 'Jane Sixpack'.

      Yeah, it reminds me of a woman I knew who could not stop working out. Great abs, but totally obsessed with looking good.

      Anyway... the fundamental problem with the car/computer analogy that I haven't seen mentioned yet is that cars have been around long enough and have become so basic to American society that *most* owners know there are some basic things that need to be done.
      Gotta get gas, change the oil, check coolant before winter, etc. Now, there are some people who don't have their oil changed more frequently than once every 10,000 miles or so, but they're in the minority.

      But basic computer "maintenance" is a recent issue for the general population. Most people don't know they should have a firewall or antivirus software, or if they do, that they need to keep the virus definitions up to date. Most people aren't stupid. This a training issue, but how do you reach the person who bought a computer 5 years ago and just decided to get broadband? Well, the broadband provider could offer tutorials on security and related issues. At the very least, a booklet or CDROM with a number to call if you want (at extra cost) a field tech to checkout your system. This probably won't work because the provider will most likely look at it as a way to make more money, and the service will be grossly overpriced.
      So maybe local PC tech services should start targetting home users and offering "computer tuneups" (I have seen a few advertised) that do it at a more reasonable price.

      And it is getting worse. At home, my machines are behind two routers (one is the crappy Qwest DSL box, the other is wireless: cheaper than paying for Actiontec's upgrade), both with NAT and one with a firewall. After months of no activity, I'm beginning to see a lot of failed SSH attempts to my primary Linux machine. Enough so I finally shut down port forwarding of SSH as I don't really need outside access to it. Our lone WinXP box has up to date virus subscription and is regularly updated and appears to be OK, but it's scary to see how many attacks are being made on my systems, and those are only the ones I know about.
  80. Both perspectives, preemptively by Scoria · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Realistically, I would anticipate a similar result if I were to directly connect an unpatched Red Hat 5.1 machine to the Internet. After all, Windows 98 and Red Hat Linux 5.1 are both technologically obsolete, having been released on June 25, 1998 and May 22, 1998, respectively. They are over six years old, and both were available for purchase. Why should Microsoft support Windows 98 if Red Hat doesn't support RHL 5.1?

    On the other hand, Red Hat Linux is open source; thus, anybody is capable of backporting patches to their version of the operating system, whereas Windows users remain dependent on Microsoft. Additionally, the operating system still does possess a substantial user base, whereas users of RHL 5.1 are much more likely to have already updated their machine(s). Most importantly, Microsoft is probably financially capable of supporting Windows 98 indefinitely.

    I ultimately believe that it is Microsoft's responsibility to provide support for Windows 98 unless they develop an alternative method for the end-user to properly secure it. Not everybody is willing to endure the inconvenience of installing a new operating system every two years, and the Internet certainly doesn't benefit from a prodigious cache of unsupported, vulnerable machines.

    --
    Do you like German cars?
    1. Re:Both perspectives, preemptively by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      On the other hand, Red Hat Linux is open source; thus, anybody is capable of backporting patches to their version of the operating system, whereas Windows users remain dependent on Microsoft.
      FUD and nonsense.

      Though the users are dependent on Microsoft for basic OS upgrades, there are tons of security and application "upgrades" available from third parties. Once can easily replace Outlook Express with Agent, install Zone Alarm, replace Explorer with Firefox, etc.. etc.. For a clued in user, Win98 works just fine. (And that's the key point regardless of ones political OS bias, the posession of a clue.)

      As a Win98 user, I'm no more totally dependent on Bill than a Linux user is on Linus. In some ways I'm better off as there is only one distro rather than a veratible forest of them.

  81. If not "idiots" at least "barely competent". by khasim · · Score: 3, Informative

    So, you talk to someone who's having problems with her Win98 machine on a broadband connection.

    #1. Advise her to go out and purchase an inexpensive hardware firewall.

    #2. Advise her to go out and purchase a decent CD-rewritable burner and a few rewritable CD's.

    #3. Backup all of her data.

    #4. Wipe the drive and partition it into 3 segments. OS/swap-n-temp/data.

    #5. Re-install the OS and apps. Patch. Configure. Google toolbar is she must use IE. etc. Anti-virus set to auto-update every hour and auto-delete infected files (see #7 before you start screaming).

    #6. Copy her data back to the machine. Make sure it is in the data partition.

    #7. Show her how to backup the data partition onto the rewritable CD's. Inform her that here hard drive WILL fail sometime in the future and that this is will keep her data safe from that.

    These are the basic steps whenever I'm asked to fix someone's computer. And it does not take 10.5 hours. Like you said, 1.5 hours tops.

    1. Re:If not "idiots" at least "barely competent". by loraksus · · Score: 1

      I think you forgot "hunt down all the goddamn drivers for their 12 year old hardware".

      --
      1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0pqawsedrftgthyjukilo;p'azsxdcfv gbhnjmk,l.;/
    2. Re:If not "idiots" at least "barely competent". by screwdriver · · Score: 1

      Honostly, do you think the typical computer user is going to bother with this? Firewalls cause certain programs to function improperly. Even if most of those contain malware, the typical user could care less about security. Believe it or not, most clueless computer users actually feel a need to install super similey or comet cursor (et. al). Telling them these programs contain spyware usually illicits a response of "but I need my smileys!"

      Backup their data onto CD's? Care to tell me how many CD's that spiffy new 120GB hard drive will take? The attitude most general consumers (not just computer users) have is "What the hell do you think I'm paying you for?"

      Not to mention the fact that if anyone offered me $800 to fix their computer, they would get exactly what they wanted, whether or not it's the best option! If the tech in question really cared about this poor user, he would've mentioned that a new computer would be less than the $800 to fix the old one. However natural law states that a fool and his/her money are quickly parted.

    3. Re:If not "idiots" at least "barely competent". by Starcub · · Score: 1

      I have Win98SE and it won't recognize any other partitions on my hard, not even the fat32 ones.

    4. Re:If not "idiots" at least "barely competent". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whole thing reads like an ad for Zone Alarm.

  82. Grr.. by naelurec · · Score: 2, Insightful

    10.5hours?! Man oh man.. the way I look at it is like this:

    If spyware, viruses, etc get on a machine, it is effective "0wn3d" .. Going back to sys admin 101, if a box is owned, you have to restore it from trusted media.

    Granted, since I can't make a distro of Win98 (with all the upgraded patches, Office, etc) and reduce the re-install time from the 3hrs+ of most-of-the-time sitting at the computer hitting "next" or rebooting (seriously, the time it takes to backup data, format, reinstall Windows, upgrade patches, install applications, reinstall virus/spyware scanned data, install additional protection measures and configure (spywareblaster, virus scanner, firewall, firefox, yada yada) then I tend to do the following:

    Run spyware check & virus check (both run mostly unattended, can do other stuff) -- consider the box good. If there are outstanding issues, run a quick hardware diagnostic (unless symptoms make me believe it is the issue initially) and if it checks ok, then reinstall.

    Microsoft could have made it a LOT easier if we as IT pros could make a reliable windows "distro" -- throw all the most-requested software on the disk, be able to install it virtually unattended and have it have an updated driver database so hardware installs, again, mostly unattended.

    I do use ghosting/sysprep when possible, but there are some serious limitations that only make it feesible for certain situations (ie computer labs, standardized business desktops).

    I suppose to an extent, it is job security, but I'd rather spend my time building solutions, than fixing Microsoft's issues. Oh wait, WinXP SP2 will fix all that .. bwhahhahah.. I can't even type it with a straight face. :)

    1. Re:Grr.. by maximilln · · Score: 1

      f spyware, viruses, etc get on a machine, it is effective "0wn3d"

      This is a concept that receives too little deserved attention by security advocates.

      What is it about spyware, adware, malware, or "cuteware" that makes it so unquestionably secure? Does no one think that these programs don't do anything unacceptable of their own volition, but rather they are poorly coded and are remotely exploitable?

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
  83. Disagree with your conclusions by siskbc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Windows 98 is 6 years old and isn't sold with computers anymore. This test just shows remaining Windows 98 users they should keep up to date or upgrade to XP.

    First, no it doesn't - they didn't do the necessary control experiment, which would be leaving an unpatched, no-AV machine with XP hanging around on the broadband network. Do that and your box is fried a lot faster than 98.

    ...I have some Win 98 boxen around here, as well as some Win XP/2K. I have MANY more problems from the newer boxes, mainly because most of the newer worms are no longer "compatible" with the older machines.

    Yes, it's security by obscurity, but that's good in addition to having current antivirus signatures! With the XP/2K machines, we can't patch them fast enough to keep them clean on our notoriously insecure university network. The 98 machines are dedicated to running some specific lab hardware, and are sufficient to the task. They aren't getting replaced, or upgraded. Well, I did upgrade them from 95, but even I'm not that crazy. ;)

    --

    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

    1. Re:Disagree with your conclusions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh, you really want a good laugh - a windows 3.1 box floats around like it's from another world. Windows viruses and worms bounce harmlessly off of it. Spyware coughs and dies by mere exposure to it. I mean what do these viruses and spywhere do when there is NO REGISTRY to exploit?

  84. Re:10 1/2 hours? Has he never heard of the regedit by Conor+Turton · · Score: 1

    WEll you've not seen anything serious then. How about the crap I tried to get shut of at the weekend which re-installed itself everytime you restarted by running some obscure DLL accessed by an equally obscure registry key?

    --
    Conor "You're not married,you haven't got a girlfriend and you've never seen Star Trek? Good Lord!" - Patrick Stewart
  85. News just in... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    After extensive police trials of medieval armour they found that the chain mail did not provide enough protection against 9mm rounds. Though the full plate mail suits did provide adaquete protection many policemen were unable to actually move.

    1. Re:News just in... by Bnonn · · Score: 1

      To be serious for a moment, I teach Western armed martial arts, and plate is both light and manoeverable (when worn, not when carried). If it weren't, it would be useless; one needs to be able to perform the same actions with a weapon while wearing armor as one would while unarmored. If I recall correctly, as an example of how nimble one can be in full plate, Henry VIII was known to vault onto his horse in full plate.

  86. have router, will patch by StDave · · Score: 1

    I recently had a similar issue. I was visiting a friend in Germany and his win2k machine had been infected a few weeks earlier. He had a cousin rebuild it, but the cousin hadn't run windowsupdate. The way that my friend connected to the Internet was directly with ISDN. He would literally be compromised in 5 minutes unless I had Norton running. Then there wasn't enough memory left to run windowsupdate without crashing.

    If you can get the thing off of the Internet directly, through a router or something (anything) and you can pull it off, but the direct connection is just WAY too dangerous and counter-productive.

    Oh, and trying to read error messages in a foreign language hurts your brain too.

  87. it would have to be re-formatted for XP Re:Format? by swschrad · · Score: 1

    XP won't install, won't work if it tries, over a machine swarming with shitware. so you can't do an upgrade, it's a raze and rebuild mission. best move is to cross-format and wipe the drive by doing an install of linux, picking the wipe-the-disk option to blow all of windows out, then repartitioning and installing the MS virus again.

    oh, by the way, this is going to nuke every scrap of user data, because it's threaded through and through with the viruses and other shitware.

    this is rather, IMHO, like doing a total strip and rebuild on the museum-grade plan of a 1975 AMC Gremlin, because it had a trailer hitch and you wanted the kid to have a car that can haul his/her crap to and from college. much better to buy a little pickup instead of spending tens of thousands rebuilding what started as a piece of crap and didn't last long when new.

    if MS doesn't clear this mess up for its users by end of the year, they don't deserve to survive. it's their legacy holes back to dos 3.01 that cause it, and they have to fix it or die. the mainstream media have clearly realized this by now, and Jane Doe User has gotten the message at this point.

    good thing office depot and best buy have started recycling programs for those old computers....

    --
    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  88. What? They make us login? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone trying to login to those washington post articles should use the following address and password(thanks to bugmenot.com):
    szander2001@yahoo.com
    b41four

  89. 10 1/2 hours way to long. by Decclan+Macmanus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I deal with these problems everyday and I can clean a computer that bad in about 2 hours. This is one subject all IT computer guys need to get on the band wagon. It is getting worse. The necessary tools to fix all these problems are these. (I'm sure there are some other tools as well.) 1) Spybot 1.3 2) Adware 6.0 3) HijackThis 4) CWShredder, Kill2Me, CWS Mini Removal tool. 5) VX2Finder 6) LSPFix or Winsock XP 7) Good virus scanner (AVG, Panda, Trend) 8) Learn how to identify registry entries for manual deletion. 9) Always clean out Temporary Internet Files and some Temp files and turn off Restore on XP/ME computers. 10) Repeat steps when necessary.

  90. Will the proles ever learn? by cortana · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I just hope she remembers the name of the company who got her into all this shit ("Microsoft") and buys a Mac next time. Of course she probably ponied up another $2000 for a brand new computer running Microsoft Windows XP, without a second thought.

    1. Re:Will the proles ever learn? by Scoria · · Score: 1

      Will the proles ever learn?

      You should hope not. If you're a computer technician, then the "proles" are your job security.

      --
      Do you like German cars?
  91. VERY insightful, I'd say ;) by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    Quote from http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A644 83-2004Aug14.html

    She couldn't "IM." (IM stands for "instant messaging." And for those a bit behind the times, yes, it can be used as a verb.)

    --
    Privacy is terrorism.
  92. The Cost of Nerd Naivete by B_SharpC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Techy Nerds generally have poor social, interpersonal skills. This is the largest factor causing the destruction of their IT industry through outsourcing.

    Doctors have Unions, called the AMA. Unions provide "Congress" protection. Dentists have Unions, called the ADA. Their Unions protect their industry by limiting enrollment and limiting both OUTsourcing and INsourcing. There are plenty of willing foreign Doctors prevented to emigrate to the U.S. to alleviate the high costs of Medical.

    Doctors and Dentists are smart. They have Congress protection. They have social skills.

    Techies and Nerds are stupid. They have poor personal skills. They have poor Congress protection. Hence, Congress screws their IT industry because they can. No protection. No Union. No AMA or ADA for Techies.

    This is the cost of Techy naivete. It's the systematic destruction of their industry and jobs through OUTsourcing and INsourcing and Mass Immigration.

    Outsource Congress this November. :-)

    --
    Score & Karma: SASA: Slashdot Approval Seekers Anonymous
    1. Re:The Cost of Nerd Naivete by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      If I had a MOD point you'd get it.

      The flip-side is that much of our work can be done via remote control and you do not need physical presence to perform the task. If Tele-sugery and Tele-Dentistry existed, those unions and associations would be useless, even if it's against the law.

      If we techs ALL didn't show up for work one day, the PHBs would just call head-hunters in India...

      --
      Obama's legacy: (N)othing (S)ecure (A)nywhere and (T)error (S)imulation (A)dministration
    2. Re:The Cost of Nerd Naivete by Decclan+Macmanus · · Score: 1

      Actually I am a very social person. Not all Techs are stupid or socially challenged. But I do agree there is a lack of communication somewhere.

    3. Re:The Cost of Nerd Naivete by B_SharpC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That is incorrect. Nursing is not a remote control industry. In the 1980s the Nursing industry was flooded with cheap foreigners.

      Doctors and Dentists just have the best Unions. Oh what my parents did not tell me about life. I should have been a Doc.

      Congress is screwing you in 3 devastating ways through Mass Immigration. There is more Mass Immigration now than at any time since the Civil War. 150 years.

      1) IN sourcing mass foreigners through visas to replace you.

      2) OUT sourcing 'til your company reamins only as a sales group representing another Sony.

      3) Law Breaking: All mass immigration is because law breaking is profitable. Citizens must follow the law. Foreigners get exemptions. Remember, Japan does not suffer from OUT sourcing.

      Congress is screwing you because you are ignorant. Bunch of lawyers they are.

      --
      Score & Karma: SASA: Slashdot Approval Seekers Anonymous
    4. Re:The Cost of Nerd Naivete by denis-The-menace · · Score: 1

      That is incorrect. Nursing is not a remote control industry. In the 1980s the Nursing industry was flooded with cheap foreigners. That's my point. The computer work CAN BE a remote control industry. Even if we had a union, the PHBs would just circumvent it using India and the Internet.

      --
      Obama's legacy: (N)othing (S)ecure (A)nywhere and (T)error (S)imulation (A)dministration
    5. Re:The Cost of Nerd Naivete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I should have been a Doc.


      Have fun devoting 20% of your income to malpractice insurance!
  93. Let's be Fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The author ran into problems installing Norton products on a new install. A dependency hell many a
    linux user knows too well. The hint, "hours on the phone/web w/ Norton...". All repair tech should at this point give their win98 clients a copy of their
    favorite linux live cd. It's the right thing to do (although many don't because the pc in mention will be back w/in 2-3 mos/wks, cha ching). It's inevitable. That's why most repair techs recommend windows, it's a cash cow. How thet sleep at night, another story.

  94. Laptops by Detritus · · Score: 1

    What if Jane has a laptop? My limited experience with laptops is that they are very difficult to upgrade to newer versions of Windows. The factory install has a large number of model specific device drivers and utilities. Most laptop vendors seem to be uninterested in releasing new versions of model specific software to support newer versions of Windows. They only support what was shipped on the laptop. If you need/want a newer version of Windows, their suggested solution is to buy a new laptop.

    --
    Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
  95. This is frighteningly pervasive by sdo1 · · Score: 1

    I was talking computers with my father-in-law the other day. He wanted some instruction on how to burn CDs. I asked him when the last time he ran Windows Update was. "Windows what? What's that?"

    Seriously, the collective "we" make up probably no more than 5% of the total home computer users ("we" being anyone that has the slightest clue what they're doing).

    I've given up on helping friends and family straighten out their messed up computers. It could be a full-time job if I let it and I have other things to do with my life. If I had a habit of never changing the oil in my car, I wouldn't "expect" one of my mechanic friends to fix my broken car.

    -S

    --
    --- What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?
  96. Reformat and reinstall by ledow · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Reformat and reinstall seems to be everyone's
    answer. Personally, I see that as a final resort.

    Do you have any idea how long it took me to get my programs runnning the way I like them? That "personal" data is spread across a registry that, in this case, was probably not good enough to backup and just restore.

    I've NEVER reformatted a computer unless it was a new hard drive. NEVER. My job is to keep four different schools' computer networks (all mixed 95, 98, 2K and XP) up and running, everything from mouse cleaning to network installation. I've NEVER had to reformat any of the PC's.

    Personally, I run 98, on my main desktop machine, ever since 98 was launched and before that 95 was on my previous main desktop machine that WAS STILL WORKING 5 years later when I decommissioned it (now a Linux router with the original hardware still going strong and the Windows partition still working from a LILO prompt).

    Reformat and reinstall is a stock answer that means "I don't know how to fix this." or "It's too big a job for me to be bothered with." My computer has gone up the creek any number of times (99% bad drivers/software, 1% user stupidity, 0% viruses or other rubbish) and it's always salvageable, proof is that I'm running the same machine here and now.

    It's 98SE... it's on the net (broadband), it's patched up, it's got AdAware, SpyBot, Zonealarm (with antivirus, though it's disabled because I don't run anything I don't know... never had a virus except a brief glimpse of one from a computer magazine's cover CD demo of SIN... no damage, detected and fixed within a few hours).

    People like this poor unfortunate person don't know that their PC is not an appliance. It's not Plug and Play (no matter what MS or Linus may tell you) but it *should* be by now. We put a man on the moon 40 years ago but we can't stop a twelve-year-old writing software that bypasses Microsoft's security. This shouldn't be a poke at the user who had this problem or the techy who took so long to fix it... the problem is much deeper... it's not even a case of user education... user's should NOT have to worry about things like this.

    Reformatting someone's PC is damnright rude. They use that PC, they don't want to have to go through all the business of setting up and installing their programs again. It may save you time, but it costs them twice as much in the long run.

    It would take a few hours to fix this PC, if you did it properly... especially with reboots, crashes etc in between, but fewer and fewer technicians bother... it annoys me as a technician that people still think formatting is an answer... it's not... it's an admission of defeat.

    I had a bug-ridden laptop brought to me a few months back, with Win2K. AdAware showed over 300 seperate pieces of crap on it, not to mention viruses and being unpatched for over three years (it had been on the QE2 cruise liner all that time, with only occasional internet access). It was cleaned, pruned, had a few bits installed to prevent it happening again (as the user is a bit of a tech-dummy) and it's running fine, without the need for a reinstall.

    Bad defaults, hole-y operating systems, no thought of a "dumb" user in the design process and lack of a decent auto-update (hey, MS, why not send out a free update CD to every single Windows registered owner and have a single-download EXE online, updating it about twice a year?) are the problems here, not the user.

    Oh, and I miss the days of a DOS boot floppy with an up-to-date Virus scanner on it... You need control of the entire computer to properly flush out a virus without getting yourself reinfected or into "this file is in use" trouble, especially on the DOS-based Windows. There's no point virus-scanning when you're running the virus scanner off your hard drive... how do you know that's not been compromised? I'll leave that idea there for the next generation of virus writers.

    1. Re:Reformat and reinstall by KingKurly · · Score: 1

      Amen to the "reformat and reinstall" thing. I think it's probably better to tell someone "Sorry, I can't help you" than "Sorry, I formatted your computer" -- even if you do ask first if it's okay.

      The problem is actually bad enough that I have had someone ask me if they should "reboot" their computer. By reboot, they meant reformat and reinstall... and I thought it was somewhat of a GOOD thing when they had said they only rebooted once or twice a month!

      --
      It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
    2. Re:Reformat and reinstall by Mitleid · · Score: 1

      This shouldn't be a poke at the user who had this problem or the techy who took so long to fix it... the problem is much deeper... it's not even a case of user education... user's should NOT have to worry about things like this.

      I couldn't agree with you more on this, my friend. I grow so weary of the belief that using a computer is a privelage, and anyone who doesn't have the "know how" of so many of the nerds on slashdot shouldn't even be allowed near one. The fact of the matter is not everyone enjoys tinkering with computers to the degree many of us "nerds" do, so you cannot realistically expect them to learn, or even WANT to learn, how to use one. Computers are complex machines, and we've gotten to a point now where they're almost a necessity for EVERYONE, and I really think it's time the nerds got off their high horse and realized that poor software/hardware design is the result of "oblivious" users, not the fact that the uers are stupid. As the nerds that we claim to be, it's not our responsibility to bitch and mock computer illiterate users, but to first try to teach them. Failing that, just fix the damn thing so they don't even have to worry about it anymore.

      The ironic thing is that so many of the nerds who are so apt to criticize are probably often the same ones designing so much the poorly designed software/OS components. Therefore, I think this should be a pretty strong indicator that you need to adopt one of two philosophies: make your software so ROCK SOLID that even the most illiterate person can sit down and start using it (which I think would be pretty easily argued to be next to impossible) OR design your software while keeping in mind that computers and their users are touchy and often unpredictable things, and the user is going to do some pretty stupid stuff sometimes. Deal with it, and try to accomodate it to the best of your abilities. Don't berate the user...

      --

      --
      Is it me, or did it just get fatter in here?
    3. Re:Reformat and reinstall by Decclan+Macmanus · · Score: 1

      Reformat...Never heard of it. If I can't fix it then it's not fixable. Enuff said. I agree with two thumbs up!!. Reformatting is for wankers and for corrupted Windows files that can only be fixed by reinstalling. Spyware and Viruses are all fixable. It's always best to have a second computer ready to be your virus scanner tool for those viruses that infect everything including virus removal programs.

    4. Re:Reformat and reinstall by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      Reformat and reinstall is a stock answer that means "I don't know how to fix this." or "It's too big a job for me to be bothered with."

      For the latter point - yes, it is too big a job, but not for me - for the customer... If it takes 10.5 hours as the article says to fix the machine, at average rates in my area, that's over a thousand dollars. Plus any software updates that need to be purchased. And yes, that's real - I'm not an IT person, just knowledgeable, and I still charge $80/hr to fix people's computers, and they think that's cheap compared to what they have been charged.

      For that price, they could just buy a new Dell. And a hardware firewall to slap in there to keep them from being owned again.

      If they don't want to shell that out, then for 2-3 hours of work, and thus $200-300, it's cheaper to backup data, format the drive, and reinstall.

      -T

    5. Re:Reformat and reinstall by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1
      Reformat and reinstall is a stock answer that means "I don't know how to fix this." or "It's too big a job for me to be bothered with."

      Well, ignoring the 'three hours to reformat/restore data vs ten hours of screwing around' argument, there's also the 'when a system has been compromised, you restore it from TRUSTED MEDIA because, lets face it, you don't know what's lurking around on there' argument.

      --
      Vintage computer games and RPG books available. Email me if you're interested.
    6. Re:Reformat and reinstall by nlawalker · · Score: 1
      I wish things were that simple, but I have a couple of viewpoints:

      1. I have a mom who is computer illiterate. To her, the computer is an appliance to look up recipes and travel information online, send email, and instant message. As you said, "People like this poor unfortunate person don't know that their PC is not an appliance." The heart of the matter is, they don't understand that it's not an appliance no matter what you tell them. In fact, they steadfastly refuse to accept that they need to learn a few things to be able to use the computer on their own without running into huge problems. I could back up this person's data, reformat and reintsall, and they probably wouldn't notice. They don't know what reformat means. They know that their computer is speedy again, doesn't crash, and stops giving error windows when they try to use the internet. The fact is, these people do exist, in large numbers, and they are by no means stupid. Much like I just want my car to start when I turn the key, they just want their PC to work. Many Slashdotters may turn up their nose, and say "If you're not curious enough to know how it works, you don't deserve to have it work for you." Please. I guarantee there are at least a few things in your life that you take for granted, and just expect to work: Running water, the wiring in your house, your car, the government, etc. For these people, the computer is one of those things.

      2. I live in a fraternity. These guys have more warez, movies, music, sketchy DVD and CD burning and ripping utilities, etc. on their computers than anyone I have ever met. They see something that looks good or useful, they download it. The network in the house is the computer equivalent of a trash heap. Viruses have crashed our server and slowed our network to a stop. Again: "People like [these poor unfortunate people] don't know that their PC is not an appliance." As one of the two or so computer literate people in the house, I am asked daily to "fix my network" or figure out "why doesn't Winamp work?" About 95% of the time, I tell them to reformat. I don't care if it's salvagable or not, and I don't care if it takes 10 hours or not. I don't care if it "saves me time but costs them twice as much in the long run," and neither does the rest of the house because their machine has a virus that floods the bandwidth on the internet connection. I have tolerance and respect for these people, and I do help them. I help them back up their data, and get them started on the fairly friendly XP reformat process. Problem solved.

      "Reformatting someone's PC is damnright rude. They use that PC, they don't want to have to go through all the business of setting up and installing their programs again." They lose the right of "not having to go through all that business" when they come to me, hands waving, saying, "I don't care, just fix it!" Like I said, I am tolerant, but a reformat is the silver bullet. Computer illiterate people have it both good and bad; they can be completely and happily oblivious to anything bad that may happen to their computer, but when something does happen, they are helpless to fix it. Like a car, you don't have to know everything about it to use it, and you can happily go about your day not worrying about it, but you aren't going to get a free ride when the thing breaks and you can't fix it. Everyone whose computer I fix, I encourage them to learn about what makes it tick, why they should stop downloading sketchy stuff on the net, etc. It's their choice not to listen, and pay the price later.

    7. Re:Reformat and reinstall by Jollyeugene · · Score: 1

      Do you have any idea how long it took me to get my programs runnning the way I like them? That "personal" data is spread across a registry that, in this case, was probably not good enough to backup and just restore.

      I would fault windows design for that... My configuration data is stored in my home directory with the rest of my data.

      I've NEVER reformatted a computer unless it was a new hard drive. NEVER. My job is to keep four different schools' computer networks (all mixed 95, 98, 2K and XP) up and running, everything from mouse cleaning to network installation. I've NEVER had to reformat any of the PC's."

      Yes, and as you say... you have never had a virus either at your school. OK..at least not any you know about. Try taking a box that has been infected with 20 known viruses the way most unprotected home broad band users PC's are. Now what? You cannot vouch for any file on the machine since they are all subject to having been trojaned. If you are going to run a hash crypt against every executable on the computer then maybe you can get away with not reinstalling and call the computer properly fixed. But finding and replacing all questionable files (while reading the disk from a known OS that cannot be moving the trojaned content around) will take a hell of a lot longer than just reinstalling the whole OS. Virus scanners do not count-- they fix known viruses. They do little for the unknown. A broad band unprotected windows box is a petri dish for viruses and the like and it is much more probable that it has unknown exploits on it than a secured machine with no known exploits. I would not trust anything on the users machine until the disk is formatted and cheched for boot sector viruses. Even the users data is really suspect. You can always hide viruses in windows data and the scanners will, once again, only catch known viruses.

      Personally, I run 98, on my main desktop machine, ever since 98 was launched and before that 95 was on my previous main desktop machine that WAS STILL WORKING 5 years later when I decommissioned it.

      The 98/95 uptime claims are unrealistic for most users. The registry is a pile of crap. Even Micro$oft tech support admits 98 needs to be installed every 6 months to a year because it craps all over itself. Once you make so many updates to that registry you are going to have a slow computer. You can restore the registry with tools, yes. But this is hardly something the average user, or even tech, wants to be responsible for. This is an OS design flaw with a crappy work around.

      "People like this poor unfortunate person don't know that their PC is not an appliance. It's not Plug and Play (no matter what MS or Linus may tell you) but it *should* be by now.

      Now we are on to something. But I would submit: no the computer should not be an appliance! It should be a computer, most users should be using an appliance NOT a computer! Appliances like DVR's or TV internet access points are what users need. But they are just now starting to exist. That is because Micro$oft and Intel have figured out that they can sell us an expensive $1000+ box, $1000's in software, technical support, consulting, hardware upgrades, and user "education". All instead of just selling us a simple appliance that does a few things well and integrates with other electronic devices.

      But they will not sell them to us unless they get market dominance and some way to sell us something else (ala X-box, take over the market and sell us games). There is not much money in appliances. Where are the pointless hardware cycle upgrades due to built in obselesance? The software and hardware incompatibilities that require consultants and purchases to fix? The mindless dummy "training" (ok click on start->shutdown)? Where is the money that this hoared up industry requires to appease Wall Street stockholders?

      Its nowhere in an appliance model. You just buy a new one when the old one gives out. Not much money in that. Industry people have never wa

    8. Re:Reformat and reinstall by ledow · · Score: 1

      1) Windows design... correct, but that's the OS the article discusses and that I use for my main desktop.

      2) "Yes, and as you say... you have never had a virus either at your school" - I said I have never had a virus... the schools get them about once a month, if we're lucky. One laptop had five different viruses at one point, all within a day of being cleaned. Viruses can be cleaned properly... identify, read up on the exact variant, realise every capability of the particular virus in question and remove manually (hashes and instructions are online for every virus within a few days of discovery).

      3) "The 98/95 uptime claims are unrealistic for most users" - Correct. Not many people have 9x running for so long, not so much uptime as useable life.

      "The registry is a pile of crap." - Agreed.

      "Even Micro$oft tech support admits 98 needs to be installed every 6 months to a year because it craps all over itself." - Maybe, but they're wrong... carefully managed computers don't need this. This is my point.

      "Once you make so many updates to that registry you are going to have a slow computer." - Nope. Not really. Computer still as fast as the day I installed it (have benchmarks around somewhere). Only "slowdowns" are conscious changes to the system that I've made, e.g. installing Zonealarm or whatever, which obviously impact performance.

      "This is an OS design flaw with a crappy work around." - Agreed.

      Agree with the points regarding appliance/PC though. Thanks for reading.

  97. This Doctor is what I call a "techno-winnie" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He probably makes more ca$h writting for the Washington Post than fixing users' PCs.

    BTW: A "techno-winnie" is what I call someone who knows enough stuff to REALLY screw up a PC but has no clue when he is about to break something. He's able Wow the average Joe but make any real computer guy laugh inside.

    1. Re:This Doctor is what I call a "techno-winnie" by BestNicksRTaken · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I kinda get the idea that the "Digital Doctor" is more likely to be one of those people who do reviews of "excellent software like Gator" than a SysAdmin.

      I guess I am [or we Slashdotters are] so far removed from Joe AOL user that we can't even fathom what took him 10.5 hours or why the user didn't just buy a router and re-install instead of screwing around for over a week.

      My friend and I were thinking of setting up a PC building/fixing business, but were worried about there being enough customers. I think this article just goes to prove that Microsoft will be keeping us in business for years to come!

      --
      #include <sig.h>
  98. Re: Planned Obsolescence by Scoria · · Score: 1

    I tried to upgrade my mothers PC to XP, its a 400mhz AMD K6. It didnt work.

    But the hardware vendors require patronage, too, and deprecating what is predominantly an OEM bundled operating system is one effective method of "encouraging" the "consumer" to purchase additional hardware. Computer users are realizing that you don't require a three gigahertz machine to browse Web sites; as a result, the corporations are becoming somewhat desperate.

    --
    Do you like German cars?
  99. Kernel message by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    I came to understand that the meltdown of my home computer was my fault, the result of having switched to a high-speed Internet connection without installing a firewall or heeding those pesky warnings to download critical updates for Windows and anti-virus software.

    Reminds me of something I read somewhere. Don't remember where it was...
    No one will listen, just laugh for ignoring this SERIOUS WARNING.


    Z

  100. Firefox is better with adware.... by xot · · Score: 1

    I have shifted to mozilla(firefox) and it really helps with the adware problem.I've had a lot of problems with adware at office(IE) and my pc used to get completely bogged down.
    Any users who are completely caught up can give FireFox a try.You can use at as an alternative or temp browser.Its faster and much lighter than IE.And it helps curb adware(to a certain extent).

    --
    Lord of the Binges.
  101. "Fixing" the problem by sloth+jr · · Score: 1

    A few "solutions" crop up here (no panaceas, but I think these steps would help).

    1. Require users to pass basic computer security awareness/computer literacy test program before allowing connection to the Internet. I am not at all joking about this one. Seems like the vast majority of Windows problems are social engineering hacks that can only be fixed through some necessary education. Alternately, issue state licenses for operating computers - can't connect to the Internet without valid license.

    2. For Windows, Apple, Redhat, etc, the connection should be brought up initially with inbound connections disabled, and outbound connections limited to the vendor's upgrade site (or an IT-specified proxy for corporate machines).

    3. Only after all "Critical" upgrades have been put in place should outbound restrictions be lifted.

    sloth jr

  102. User Error by answerer · · Score: 1

    This is really the fault of the user (and unscrupulous ad-ware companies). The average computer user on the Internet is like one of the pedestrians in GTA... It doesn't matter what operating system someone uses, if they don't understand certain concepts, their computer is going to get 0wned one way or another.

    At least with Windows 98, you have to do things before you end up with spyware/adware. If you put up a system with a two year-old Linux distro, you're going to get 0wned REALLY fast.

  103. Generic reply by phiwum · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ten and a half hours? What an idiot. Why, I would have made her buy two new computers, a firewall, a new operating system and a shotgun, installed XP and FreeBSD before lunch and still charged her my usual billable rate, which is $70 gajillion.

    --
    Phiwum's law: anyone that names an obvious law after himself and then puts it in his own sig is just pathetic.
  104. same old stuff but more of it. by twitter · · Score: 3, Interesting
    XP gets wiped out the same way, but the user does not notice it as soon. XP is generally running on better hardware and the "slowness" is not as evident. The software and design is mostly the same, so most of the same hacks apply. Just do an "upgrade" at a fortune 500 company and you will see that the best M$ can deliver for the money and kept up by dedicated professionals is still totally owned. Small offices and home users are just as wiped out.

    They also get owned through dial up. Just as fast. Once again, the slowness of the connection itself masks the fact that the thing is broken. It makes the user think that dial up is unusable, when I've shared a dial up connection with my wife under Linux without problems. Dial up users are also targeted by a special class of worms, porn dialers, which can cost the user plenty. I've heard users tell me about their computers dialing on their own in the middle of the night. Nasty.

    With all the broken Windoze boxes out there able to launch all manner of attacks, the web is a really ugly place right now.

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:same old stuff but more of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just do an "upgrade" at a fortune 500 company and you will see that the best M$ can deliver for the money and kept up by dedicated professionals is still totally owned.

      If dedicated "professionals" are keeping up the system that is best delivered by "M$", then they should be able to protect their machines. If they can't do this, then they should be fired because it is not hard to keep systems from being "owned". There are services available that keep their systems up to date, as well as ingenious devices such as intrusion detection systems, or firewalls. You might want to look into it. But hey, why am I even telling you this. You are twit, err I mean twitter, master of the 0wned 0$.

      I've heard users tell me about their computers dialing on their own in the middle of the night. Nasty.

      These are probably the some of the same users who click yes on every banner they see just to try and access some more porn. Little do they know that their machine is dialing some 900#. Whoops. I'm sure that would never happen on another operating system. I mean, its not like its the dumbass computer user who's at fault.......

      I've heard users tell me about their computers dialing on their own in the middle of the night.

      I've heard users tell me that about their computers hard drive reading feverishly on their own in the middle of the night, because someone used some remote ssh exploit to access their system and, we can only assume, to type in "rm / -rf". Just about everything was wiped from their system, so we may never know for sure.

      With all the broken Windoze boxes out there able to launch all manner of attacks, the web is a really ugly place right now.

      The web is fine. Stop with the fear mongering you little pest. All it takes is a $40 hardware firewall, keeping up-to-date on your computer (which is very easy in Windows - don't turn off automatic updates), and having some common sense about not clicking every god-damned link or installing every program you can find. It really isn't that difficult. But again, why am I telling you this. You are twit, err I mean twitter, master of the 0$.

    2. Re:same old stuff but more of it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Moderators: Please note that "twitter" is a known fanatical psycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft bashing. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" or "fanboy" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, twitter is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

      I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider twitter and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Knoppix or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

      If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than twitter. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

      To get an idea of what I'm talking about, check this post out. I mean, this is an article about email disclaimers, right? The parent of the post is complaining about the ads in the linked page and so on, and twitter actually goes off on a rant to blame it on Microsoft and recommend Lynx. WTF?

      Here's another. In this post twitter not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "GNU". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +4) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

      More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own. Or these two. Or this one.

      Still not convinced? This is what twitter considers "humour" while going about his daily "M$" routine.

      More? Bad spelling in astounding conspiracy theories, more offtopic FUD and uninformed "I'm right, look at me" rants, promptly proven wrong. Worse even, twitter wants to be RMS, apparently (that first one is a winner). I mean,

  105. Trying too hard. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I used a win98 box as my game machine for a good while. Just through normal use, the damn thing would degrade over the course of a year and become sluggish and erratic. Grant you, I'm using it like a 15 dollar ho, but that's not acceptable. (I've still got the comp, and its running RedHat8, and STILL getting slapped around, and it's got an uptime of 108 days (Power failure). Vive la differance.)

    The secret is to keep a data drive and a OS drive, and when it ends up in the shitter (as it will, without a doubt), copy your data and reinstall. Sure, you can screw with the registry and a vast array of tools that claim they'll fix your computer...But trust me, they're a waste of time. A clean 98 install is good for 6 to 8 months of only minor suckitude.

    Even better to make a ghost image of a good install, and then restore it whenever you need to.

    --
    ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
    1. Re:Trying too hard. by aonaran · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ghost, DriveImage, PartitionImage, whatever you want to use fer godsakes people make a backup of some kind.

      I don't know how often I've had to explain to people that backup software is only really useful if you make the backups BEFORE the problem occurs. waiting until you have a problem does absolutely no good. ...but still not one person I know has a proper backup of their machine.
      Not even the ones who already have the software to do it.

    2. Re:Trying too hard. by gerf · · Score: 1

      Heh, it helps more if more than one IDE channel is working. Secondary went out, or I would throw another hdd in there.

    3. Re:Trying too hard. by Krunch · · Score: 1
      Even better to make a ghost image of a good install, and then restore it whenever you need to.
      Why spend $69.95 when all you need is a bootable floppy (or CD) whith netcat and dd ? Or just use g4u.
      --
      No GNU has been Hurd during the making of this comment.
    4. Re:Trying too hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So just format every 6 months. I thought that was standard operating procedure for a win98 box anyway. You're absolutely right about using two partitions. And that's how I got along just fine with 98 clear up to last september, when I finally switched away.

    5. Re:Trying too hard. by eclectro · · Score: 2, Informative

      For those that need to work in a windows enviroment, I recommend xxcopy.

      Print out the instructions for "disk cloning". Once you have done it once, it is very easy to do again. You can then make a "clone" of your harddrive install, so when Win98 turns to mush for one reason or another, you can reformat and re-clone. Best of all, you don't have to spend a dime for it and you get all the functionality of Norton's ghost.

      I have found that W98 requires a re-install once a year, and that there is no way around it. For those that haven't moved to linux yet, I highly recommend Xandros. While it does not come with the firefox browser, it is easy eonough to install.

      I have told my entire family (and all those that they send to my door with their various MS "windows problems") that I no longer support microsoft windows operating systems, and will stop supporting microsoft apps shortly as well.

      By no means am I a linux fanboy. It's just a question of being practical. I can't spend all my time de-worming/reinstalling everybody's computer when a viable alternative is at hand now.

      --
      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    6. Re:Trying too hard. by r3m0t · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The secret is to keep a data drive and a OS drive"

      This is *so* easy in Linux: Keep a /home partition seperate from everything else. You can do this during the install, in expert mode, or some distros might automatically do this. Granted, it is a true pain when one of the partitions fills up and you have some resizing to do, but it's do-able, and with today's 80GB+ drives you shouldn't get that problem.

      With Windows (even XP) you can't do that. NTFS partitions cannot be resized in the Logical Disk Manager (Control Panel -> Administrative Tools -> Computer Management).

      Besides which, XP loves its "Documents and Settings" folder. Never mind that it always goes on the same drive as the Windows folder. This folder holds caches, e-mail (with a "Windows-standard-compliant" program like OE or Thunderbird), the My Documents folder and its offsprings, bookmarks, and history.

      OK, so you can mount partitions in an NTFS folder, like mounting in Linux. But you need to:

      1) During the install, create two partitions, or leave unpartitioned space
      2) As soon as you get into using Windows, copy all of Documents and Settings into your new partition (formatted, obviously) and delete everything currently in Documents and Settings.
      3) Remount the partition as Documents and Settings.

      If you don't do this, my bet is that just running Windows will mean that some files in Documents and Settings are always being used and therefore cannot be deleted. And remember, even if you use the CD to get into Recovery Mode (which is basically DOS with NTFS support), you can't resize those NTFS drives.

    7. Re:Trying too hard. by jimicus · · Score: 1

      There are two types of people in this world.

      Those who make backups, and those who have never lost data.

    8. Re:Trying too hard. by general_re · · Score: 1
      With Windows (even XP) you can't do that. NTFS partitions cannot be resized in the Logical Disk Manager (Control Panel -> Administrative Tools -> Computer Management).

      Absolutely yes you can - you just need to create dynamic disks instead of basic volumes. You can resize dynamic volumes, mirror them, or span them across multiple physical drives if you like. You don't even need to reboot :)

      --
      ABSURDITY, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
    9. Re:Trying too hard. by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      Right click My Documents --> Properties --> Move --> click on the partition of your choice. Done.

      Or you could try ripping it out from under Windows and hoping things don't break, but somehow I think the actual way MS provides is better. ;)

    10. Re:Trying too hard. by general_re · · Score: 1

      One caveat, though - you cannot resize or span the boot or system partitions. Anything else is fair game.

      --
      ABSURDITY, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
    11. Re:Trying too hard. by aonaran · · Score: 1

      3 types,

      you forgot the ones I'm complaining most about....

      those who HAVE lost data and still don't make backups because they just don't get it that recovering data is far more of a pain than backing up in the first place.

      I think that computer stores should start encouraging people to buy tape drives. It seems that Hard drives just get used as extra storage space, and CD/DVD burners never really get used to make backups. (I think mostly because the software to make backups onto CD/DVD requires the inconvenience of shutting the PC down to do it.)

      Tape on the other hand, you set up once and just feed it a new tape when it prompts you to.

    12. Re:Trying too hard. by Helios1182 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I have: Filesystem 1K-blocks Used Available Use% Mounted on /dev/hda1 15799896 5888360 9911536 38% / tmpfs 514268 12 514256 1% /dev/shm /dev/hda2 46014948 6186204 37491288 15% /home /dev/hdb1 75984864 45851840 30133024 61% /mnt/fat32 The fat32 section is leftover from my Windows days, but now it just has movies, mp3s, etc on it. The owner is Fat or something and whoever I want to have access to the media gets it. At some point I'm change it over to ext3 or ResierFS. All personal files are kept in /home, obviously, which is on a seperate partition as well.

    13. Re:Trying too hard. by Erik+Hollensbe · · Score: 1

      when I didn't have extra drives to spare, I partitioned the main drive.

      Doesn't help in the case of a disk crash, but it does allow quick reinstalls if I hork a system pretty bad.

    14. Re:Trying too hard. by jimicus · · Score: 1

      those who HAVE lost data and still don't make backups because they just don't get it that recovering data is far more of a pain than backing up in the first place.

      http://www.vogon-data-recovery.com/

      Seriously. Get the user to request a price for recovering a couple of hundred megs of "vitally important" data. Should do the trick...

    15. Re:Trying too hard. by danila · · Score: 1

      The problem is there are five categories of computer files. One is the operating system. The second is the installed programs. The third one are the settings. The fourth is the downloaded files, and the fifth are the user-created files.

      It's very hard to keep them separate, especially in Windows because the registry contains all the settings. So when you reinstall Windows you lose all the settings, which sucks.

      --
      Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
    16. Re:Trying too hard. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (I think mostly because the software to make backups onto CD/DVD requires the inconvenience of shutting the PC down to do it.)

      Huh?

      (seriously)

    17. Re:Trying too hard. by r3m0t · · Score: 1

      OK, if you're willing to leave all the other (much smaller) stuff on your OS partition, that would work.

      Hell, I never thought of going to the Properties on one of these "virtual folder" thingies. I suppose that cutting My Documents and pasting it elsewhere will have the same effect?

    18. Re:Trying too hard. by r3m0t · · Score: 1

      I assume the system partition is the one with the stuff on? I mean, with the Windows directory on?

      In which case, if you've already set your system up with the One Massive Partition method, you're screwed.

      Unless you can resize it from a Recovery Disk thing...

    19. Re:Trying too hard. by general_re · · Score: 1

      If you failed to have some foresight about setting up multiple partitions at install time, then yes, you pay the penalty of buying a third-party tool like Partition Magic to resize the system partition ;)

      --
      ABSURDITY, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
    20. Re:Trying too hard. by vivian · · Score: 1

      There are two types of people in this world.

      Those who make backups, and those who have never lost data.


      That joke makes a lot more sense without the word never

    21. Re:Trying too hard. by gerf · · Score: 1

      His hdd is only 6 gigs to start with....

    22. Re:Trying too hard. by aonaran · · Score: 1

      You show me a program that does a complete windows or linux backup to DVD without taking the system offline.

      Add to that the necessity of having a spare 4GB for ISO image creation.

  106. And to be fair to manufacturers by joggle · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    Unfortunately for users, computer equipment manufacturers and resellers don't adequately inform Windows users of the risks involved in accessing the Internet without proper security measures.

    I don't know about computer manufacturers themselves (I always build my own), but every DSL and cable modem I've ever bought came with tons of warnings to use firewalls and anti-virus software (in fact, the last DSL modem I received has a pre-configured built-in firewall). Is there any broadband service provider that doesn't send the new customer manuals with rather large warnings inside? No amount of warning stickers/labels can inform the user who chooses not to read them.

  107. fdisk and forget it by leereyno · · Score: 2

    Hours and days and weeks of work to "fix" her computer? I say fdisk and forget it.

    Computer trashed with malware? fdisk

    Computer owned by crackers (who I wish I could kill)? fdisk

    Computer infected with viri and sending out penis-pill spam? fdisk

    I get to fix infected systems at work all the time and I would NEVER spend weeks trying to fix a system instead of rebuilding it.

    Lee

    --
    Muslim community leaders warn of backlash from tomorrow morning's terrorist attack.
    1. Re:fdisk and forget it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would never spend that much time either but I'm good enough to where I don't have to. It's all in the knowledge of what you are doing. If you are having to format that much at your work then you need to gain some knowledge brother.

    2. Re:fdisk and forget it by leereyno · · Score: 1

      I can see why you posted as an AC. I've been a hacker for almost a quarter century and I don't need some wet behind the ears newbie telling me I have things I need to learn.

      If you think you can consistently "salvage" compromised Windows systems then you're clearly delusional. You might be able to straighten things out about half of the time, if you're lucky. Otherwise a clean install is in your future.

      --
      Muslim community leaders warn of backlash from tomorrow morning's terrorist attack.
  108. Re:10 1/2 hours? Has he never heard of the regedit by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    Maybe nothing too serious but I have had to dig around once or twice for an obscure .dll and other registry keys.

    I even had to go into one place where I can't remember how I got into it and don't remember the name of what it was. All I know is that it was the last piece in the puzzle for getting rid of a pop-up box.

    --
    We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
  109. Priceless by otisg · · Score: 1

    The Cost of Computer Naivete: Priceless

    --
    Simpy
  110. Eight Hundred Dollars by panda · · Score: 1

    For $800 she could have just bought a new machine that would have blown the old one out of the water.... Yeah, she's naive all right.

    --
    Just be sure to wear the gold uniform when you beam down -- you know what happens when you wear the red one.
  111. Just upgraded to XP from 98se by Darthmalt · · Score: 1

    And I have to tell you ive already had more trouble getting spyware out of XP than I ever had with 98. I've run into several programs that would load themselves at startup (didnt show up in startup manager) And wouldnt allow me to close them through Task manager (said I didnt have authority or whatever even though I was logged in as admin.) I finally had to load Kerio personal firewall to stop the programs from even loading, manually delete them out of the registry and then delete their files.

  112. I had this exact thing happen. by absurdist · · Score: 1

    My boss asked me to look at a bill for fixing her teenaged daughter's computer. $1500 to get rid of all the spyware, adware, trojans, etc... This was on an old Compaq PIII-500, with nothing on it so valuable they couldn't have just wiped the hard drive and reinstalled 98 or XP, for God's sake. And it STILL didn't boot right once they were done. I called the company and, feigning ignorance, asked what they'd done to justify the charges. I got a lot of drivel about how they'd had to "inspect each file to make sure that all the viruses, adware, etc... were removed." My response was, essentially, "OK, so you ran a virus scanner and a copy of Ad-Aware on it. What else? And why won't it still boot right? BTW, you do know you could have just reformatted the HD and installed XP and it would have been a hell of a lot cheaper, don't you? For that matter, you do know you could have replaced it with a BRAND NEW COMPUTER and it still would have been less expensive?" After about ten seconds of silence, the bill was dropped to $50. The cost of a standard service on the machine. More thieves milking the ignorant. And no, I'm sorry, ignorance isn't something that should be punished. Corrected, yes. Punished, no.

  113. 10.5 hours to reload 98? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Something is dreadfully wrong if it takes you more then a couple of hours to reformat and reload..

    Even on a slow machine.

    And NO i have not read the article, seems its 'registration required' and i refuse to. So they lost ad revenue on me.

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  114. Some people prefer not to lose their data by FreeUser · · Score: 1

    C'mon now! IF runing Spybot S&D and Microsoft's own repair process didn't fix it, you could have just reinstalled Win98.

    Total time, 2 hours MAX!


    Yes, and in two minutes they can be running foot-loose and fancy free on a Knoppix or other Linux LiveCD. So what?

    People's data is far more valuable than the software and hardware it runs under and resides upon, and very few people can afford to simply throw it away in order to expidite a repair.

    Should these people have backed up their data and configurations? Yes.

    Should they not be running Windows at all? Yes.

    Should they switch immediately to Mac OS X or GNU/Linux. Absolutely.

    Even if they do all of these things, the fact that they didn't backup previously (or have backups that are hopelessly out of date) means that one will probably spend a good eight or ten hours getting the system into a state where the data can be extracted, prior to booting a Knoppix or other Live CD, reformatting their hard drive, and installing Linux, or alternatively, going down the street to the nearest Apple store and leaving the pain of Microsoft Windows behind for good. Either solution is good (I have provided both to various and sundry non-techie people, all of whom, universally, have expressed extraoridinary gratitude at having been shown how to be windows free, and gone on to enthusiastically laud their new Apple|Linux box).

    The pain is there. Any recovery of their data from an infected, corrupted, or 0wned windows box is likely to take many hours ... after which a quick 2 minute boot of Knoppix will have them up and running again, safely and securely ... but if they want those old financial records and documents, they have to go through the multi-hour recovery process first.

    --
    The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
    1. Re:Some people prefer not to lose their data by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1
      People's data is far more valuable than the software and hardware it runs under and resides upon, and very few people can afford to simply throw it away in order to expidite a repair.

      I can reinstall without losing my data! All my data is backed up:

      1. My entire drive is backed up to a spare SATA drive, that's used ONLY for backups once a week

      2. My current "working set" (i.e., projects I'm working on) gets backed up to DVD-R once a week

    2. Re:Some people prefer not to lose their data by jay-be-em · · Score: 0

      If your only goal is to recover the data and then install some other OS why not just use one of the many linux live cds that support mounting fat32 and use it to back up the data? Seems a lot simpler than putzing with win95 for 10.5 hours just to grab some data.

      --
      "Orthodoxy means not thinking--not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness." --Eric Blair
    3. Re:Some people prefer not to lose their data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've reinstalled windows and even moved from Windows to Linux without data loss. I've even managed to move from one country to another while keeping my valuable data.

      In this day and age it is easy to separate data from your programs for backup or transfer purposes. Also if the data is that important it should be backed up. In fact reformatting the hard drive would be a valuable lesson, and probably encourage future backups. It would definitely encourage backing up before calling tech support.

    4. Re:Some people prefer not to lose their data by rgriff59 · · Score: 1
      ...one will probably spend a good eight or ten hours getting the system into a state where the data can be extracted, prior to booting a Knoppix ...

      That's odd. That is one of the many things I use Knoppix for, extracting data from corrupted Windows systems.

    5. Re:Some people prefer not to lose their data by FreeUser · · Score: 1

      If your only goal is to recover the data and then install some other OS why not just use one of the many linux live cds that support mounting fat32 and use it to back up the data? Seems a lot simpler than putzing with win95 for 10.5 hours just to grab some data.

      Often that is the case (I've used Knoppix more than once to pull files off of a suspect Windows box prior to a reinstall), but in at least two cases (including the one I had in mind when I wrote the earlier post) one has to actually run the software and export the data into a vendor-neutral format before moving platforms. Annoying, because it does generally involve restoring the current windows version (or hoping to god the vendor's key will work after a reinstall with the old files ... something that in one case I know of isn't true at all.

      --
      The Future of Human Evolution: Autonomy
  115. If she had a vocabulary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe the hacker g0d's wouldn't be after her for abusing the english language... ;)
    It's cracker lady, not hacker.

  116. Oh please by bigberk · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Shall I list the ways you can remotely root a 5 year old *UNIX (FreeBSD, OpenBSD, Linux, whatever) that hasn't been kept up to date?
    • wuftpd
    • sunrpc, portmapper
    • imapd
    • sendmail!!
    • bind!!!
    • openssh
    • openssl
    • apache
    • php
    • samba
    I'm sure I forgot a dozen other common packages, but you get the idea. Any outdated, Internet-connected system is a disaster waiting to happen.
    1. Re:Oh please by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      While the various Linux distros vary wildly in the default configurations, none of those packages or other dependent upon them were enabled by default on FreeBSD/OpenBSD five years ago.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  117. Being clueless is expensive by Radnor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a friend who recently had to take her computer in to Best Buy and spend $210 for them to diagnose, remove viruses/spyware, and install protection. It took them 2 days to do this. All of this because she is very computer illiterate (she uses it for email, visiting websites) and her mom is even morseo.

    I tell them time and time again not to open strange email attachments and to keep automatic updates turned on. Still, even though neither of them will admit to ever clicking on "bad" emails or visiting spyware infested websites, the Best Buy techs managed to find over 30 different types of spyware installed.

    1. Re:Being clueless is expensive by Elsebet · · Score: 1

      My boyfriend works at Best Buy as a tech and I hear stories like that all the time. Only if the customer requests it (and obviously, pays) do firewalls/virus scanner/spyware protection get installed. They aren't allowed to install any free software.

      Basically they install a series of tools, mostly free and widely available ones, to clean the computer then they remove all of that software and present the customer with a clean but unprotected pc. The garauntee is only 7 days, long before it's noticeably slowing down again from malware or a virus.

      Sad really.

      Although the stories about all the pr0n he finds are pretty amusing.

      --
      Sacré-bleu! Where is me mama?
  118. It's NOT Interesting by dancedance · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I find it interesting (and a little frightening) how otherwise educated people (reporters, for instance) can be so clueless in critical areas.

    I find it much more interesting how clueless the parent is. If he read the article he would have seen that the user did have computer literacy, with at least basic trouble shooting skills. The problem is that it is not easy to keep a windows box clean from any malware. MS (and others) need to be make it easier for users to protect their PCs (which, by the way, is the point of SP2). Computers should just work correctly, without users having to work very hard.

    We in the computer industry need to all work toward this goal. Computers are tools to make things easier; they shouldn't make peoples' lives more difficult.

  119. Change of Topic: What happens w/ Adware on a mac? by HWguy · · Score: 1

    Are there any adware programs that can be loaded on a Mac the same way as on a PC using IE?

    What happens when a Mac user comes across all these adware/malware laden websites using IE? Do files get placed on the Mac?

  120. Is Apple listening? by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Long ago, an early Mac ad compared itself to the IBM PC by dropping the corresponding manuals next to each machine. The Mac manual was light as a feather, the PC manual pile was 2 feet high. It was of course an exaggeration, but the point was valid.

    I don't see how Apple can afford to not take advantage of the current spyware/security craziness occurring in the Windows world, and put out a ballsy ad along the same lines. Perhaps show each computer out of the box being plugged into a broadband connection, and on the Windows box, instantly a dozen windows pop up advertising things. Something along those lines.

    I use both Macs and Windows all the time. My mom has a Mac, because I don't have time for the "family tech support" that her having a PC would require. She does complain about occasional problems with the Mac, but I have no doubt it would be at least 3 times as bad if she was running Windows.

    1. Re:Is Apple listening? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Long ago, an early Mac ad compared itself to the IBM PC by dropping the corresponding manuals next to each machine. The Mac manual was light as a feather, the PC manual pile was 2 feet high. It was of course an exaggeration, but the point was valid.

      Wouldn't that be more of inadaquete documentation then ease of use.

      --
      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
    2. Re:Is Apple listening? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I remember seeing those ads on a daily basis for a while after the Macintosh first came out. As the documentary "Triumph of the Nerds" explains, these ads did little good. Sales of the Mac were sluggish until desktop publishing took off (especially after the introduction of the Mac II, which had expansion slots).

      Home computer buyers are motivated primarily by price.

    3. Re:Is Apple listening? by 3)+profit!!! · · Score: 1

      Maybe because then virus and spyware creators would start targeting them more, just making them look really stupid?

    4. Re:Is Apple listening? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think so. Macs are very flexible in the things that count (no, changing the skin and cursors doesn't count). It's very easy to use and it lets you use it in different ways. As you grow comfortable with it, you discover ways that will make your job easier and before you know it, you become a computer savvy or power user.

      Even software installation for most apps is very easy on the Mac. In the old days, it used to be 5-7 steps to install Win apps and 3 steps to install Mac apps. Windows gets better and the difference is no longer obvious, but it's still there. Of course, with the UNIX stuff, things go the other way for Macs. Some apps are not user friendly at all to install since they require tweaking and compiling.

    5. Re:Is Apple listening? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Bill Gates had been smart, when all this started to be a problem, he'd have created a Microsoft hardware firewall box rather than the money losing X-Box gaming system. For that matter, Apple could have done that too. A stripped down NT OS on a small imbedded SBC. How hard can that be? Microsoft apparently is making good $$$ off their keyboards and mice. If I had been smart, I'd have thought of that and sold the idea to Bill. And hope MS didn't just outright steal the idea.

    6. Re:Is Apple listening? by j+h+woodyatt · · Score: 1

      It would certainly turn one of the persistent criticisms of the Macintosh on its head: that there isn't as much software for the Mac as there is for Windows. But I doubt it will work well.

      Authors of malware target Windows because the users they most want to reach are the ones who are 1) the least technology savvy; and 2) the least willing to risk using an unconventional operating environment. The reason there is such a dearth of high-quality malware available for the Macintosh has much less to with the architecture of Mac OS X than people here think. It has a lot more in common with the reason there aren't very many good games for Mac OS X: there isn't very much money to be made in writing them.

      For the message to work, Apple would have to communicate somehow to risk-averse, technically-unsavvy people that a new computer won't be any less prone to malware unless it isn't a Windows computer.

      I don't think you can do that. I think you have to persuade people to switch for other reasons and just nod sagely at them when they "discover" how much less malware they have to endure.

      --
      jhw
    7. Re:Is Apple listening? by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      The fallacy that the most common/popular platform gets targeted is just that - a fallacy.
      If it wasn't, then apache would get more attacks than IIS.

      --
      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
  121. stupidity... useless stupidity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will the press figure it out?
    Virusses and hackers are not the problem. None of those problems got 0wned from either. The problem is SPYWARE.

    Anyone on a broadband connection should buy a router with a hardware firewall. They are cheap as hell. Software firewalls are just a waste of system resources for most people.

    Viruses... yeah they can cause problems but its pretty rare to get one without being on a large network or being stupid about you email attatchments.

    Windoze updates? Never do em. Time consuming to do manually and the autoscheduler takes up system resources. If you arent on a coporate network (which neither were), they just arent that importaint. When a service pack comes around I install it, thats about it.

    Spyware tanked all those machines. First... IE is a big no no at this point. Get people hooked up with firefox and 90% of the problem is fixed. Instead of futzing with zone alarm and norton, they should have been more agressive with the spyware stuff. No, you cant just download spybot and forget about it. I use no less than 5 programs (sometimes more) for an infection such as described. Spybot, Spysweeper, Ad aware, Hijackthis!, cww shredder. And even with all these, it is absolutely necessary to manually delete things. Go into msconfig and kill services, startup processes. Go into the registry and manually delete keys.

    IMO these techs were irrisponsible. You do a cost benifit analysis for formatting vs repairing. If reparing takes more than 3-4 hours- FORMAT. Nobody should pay for 10hrs of service on a box.

  122. Hardware Firewall? by BrianWCarver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why didn't they spend $50 on a wireless router that includes a firewall? I guess it sounds like no one in her house owns a laptop, but if they did and could thereby benefit from the wireless access, this would have been a simple way to protect everything on the broadband connection.

    --
    Like Digital Freedoms? Then donate to EFF before they're gone.
    1. Re:Hardware Firewall? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      3 people in my neighborhood have cable modems and wireless firewalls/routers. I can use all 3 of their connections, because there is no encryption. Also, the password on each of the 3 routers is set to the default.

      So I don't recommend people get those unless they're going to do something about that kind of problem.

  123. MOD PARENT UP +5 FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, that was the best laugh I've had all day.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP +5 FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too bad its a mac joke so no one got it but you two

  124. HAH! Bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    By the end I came to understand that the meltdown of my home computer was my fault, the result of having switched to a high-speed Internet connection without installing a firewall or heeding those pesky warnings to download critical updates for Windows and anti-virus software.
    She put it very well. "Heeding those pesky warnings" is very, very simple; they try to be as obtrusive as possible without getting angry e-mails, but people just don't care. I'd consider clicking "install now" simple enough, and this would have prevented a large majority of her problems.
  125. XP should run fine by RJack-45 · · Score: 0

    I had an AMD K6-2 450MHz machine with 384 MB of RAM, and I never had any problems with it. You'd probably want to turn off all the fancy stuff, though.

  126. Try brain transplant (Re:Surgery?) by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

    If you are going to be running Win98 on the wild wild internet then that is as good as consenting to "elective" surgery before you even start.

    As for the therapy, I think that would only apply with ECC ram so that the memory could repair/replace the bad bits. I guess physical therapy may apply since you are teaching the computer how to "walk" again, but in the end if you are fdisk/formatting/etc., you are really doing a brain transplant on the OS--any you might as well do one on the owner at that point as well.

    --
    "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
  127. Same impression here by glass_window · · Score: 1

    That was my first reaction upon seeing it. Unless you're just messing around, trying to find out what exactly it would take to repair it without reinstalling everything. Sounds like the cabbie that drove 10 miles out of the way to get you to your destination. Ring up the bill anyway possible.

  128. Gconfd network agony by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    This had me infuriated one time when gconfd was hosting a remote network

    infuriate...confd...remote network.

    Am I the only one that's been through agony with gconfd?

    I run KDE, but like a few Gnome apps like Firefox and Evolution.

    And I run where my /home/me is NFS mounted.

    And I frequently get hosed by

    GConf Error: Adding client to server's list failed, CORBA error: IDL:omg.org
    that I've read is probably related to NFS-client server problems that can only be corrected or compensated if you have root on your box and can edit /etc/orbitrc.

    I'm not root on this box and am suffering.

    [Sorry for drifting - the keywords got me going...

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  129. 10 1/2 hours? by Chuck+Bucket · · Score: 1

    I'm sure this will be mentioned, but it doesn't take 10 1/2 hours to reintall and then update all of the software. Unfort. with the way win worms/viruses, this is what I now recommend to friends and family that call me for support. funny thing is, I only run Linux and Mac at home, and after a reinstall, I always recommend they look into buying a Mac next.

    Also funny is when I couldn't help my friend's dad out with his windows worm any further than trolling google, he said, "Isn't this what you're interested in?" and I told him, "No, not since I've moved on from windows, it's not"

    CB!@#$%^&*()

  130. How bout an unprotected copy of RedHat 6.2 by jaylee7877 · · Score: 1

    Would it really do any better? Remember, the firewall was disabled by default and most, if not all services are enabled by default. It would be a warez shop in no time. The only thing this proves is that old code shouldn't be left exposed to the internet.

  131. Making ghost images by Alioth · · Score: 5, Informative

    You don't need any stinking non-Free software to make ghost images.

    Here's how you do it:

    0. Set up a recipient (either a second hard disk, a machine on the network - whatever - I do it over the network)
    1. Boot Knoppix on the machine you want to ghost.
    2. Mount the destination.
    3. dd if=/dev/hda bs=128K | gzip > /path/to/image.gz

    To restore:
    0. Set up the source.
    1. Boot Knoppix on the machine you want to install.
    3. Mount the source.
    4. gzip -dc /path/to/image.gz | dd of=/dev/hda bs=128K

    Tips: Overwrite any free space on the machine you want to ghost with a huge file filled with 0x00, then delete the file. The disk image will compress much better as you've scrubbed the deleted files.

    I use a system like this to ghost many machines at a time (an image server can easily deal out 30+ images at once). It'd cost a fortune to license many copies of ghosting software - with Knoppix and a very small shell script, I've got an automated system which will do many machines at once. (A typical 40GB fresh WinXP install with our apps compresses to under 1GB with gzip).
    If you're doing WinXP, remember to either make a Sysprep build or use something like System Internals free (open source but not truly free) tool to change the SID and hostname of the machine when it's booted the first time. (This is the approach we use due to the limitations of sysprep).

    1. Re:Making ghost images by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why bother with Knoppix? Spend a short amount of time and you can make a boot floppy. It'll boot much faster when it's just disk/network drivers, bash/dd/mount, and your shell script.

    2. Re:Making ghost images by PeteDotNu · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't find it in the Start menu! Hay-ulp!

      --
      My other processor is big-endian.
    3. Re:Making ghost images by vvg · · Score: 4, Informative
      You can also use partimage instead of dd. The advantage is that partimage does not copy unused areas.

      I also save the MBR and the output of fdisk -l seperately.

      Beware that support for NTFS is still experimental.

    4. Re:Making ghost images by nine-times · · Score: 2, Informative
      ...or try g4u ("ghost-for-unix"). It has images for both floppy and CD. It's small, simple, and free. It doesn't do everything, but what it does, it does pretty reliably.

      (I'm not the author or anything, but I find it a useful addition to my toolbox)

    5. Re:Making ghost images by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      To restore:
      0. Set up the source.
      1. Boot Knoppix on the machine you want to install.
      3. Mount the source.
      4. gzip -dc /path/to/image.gz | dd of=/dev/hda bs=128K


      What about step 2?

    6. Re:Making ghost images by AttractWomenNow · · Score: 1

      Cool, I've been wondering how to do this without spending a bunch of money for something I don't need often

    7. Re:Making ghost images by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      2. Send invoice to clueless users and collect before proceeding: profit! :)

    8. Re:Making ghost images by Bill+Hayden · · Score: 2, Funny

      [Jeff Goldblum voice] There is no step 2. There is no step 2!

      --
      Protect your browser with the Force Safe Search add-on
    9. Re:Making ghost images by Pootie+Tang · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've done this technique. Although I've abandoned ghost and do this now, it has some disadvantages.

      Ghost understands the filesystem which has some potential advantages. You can explore a ghost image file to see what's in it. I'm not sure how to do that with a dd image.

      The main thing is I don't think ghost even attempts to read unused sectors. Zeroing out and using gzip is better than not doing it, but still slower than simply not reading them. 40 GB drives comes out as 1 GB? That's a lot of wasted time reading and compressing those sectors. Back when I was using ghost I'd backup more frequently, now it just takes too long to do periodically.

      One tip, you can use the GPL Eraser program to zero out spaces on windows. It's more thorough than the "big zero file" technique. It will clear cluster tips and can also zero out the swap file (swap clearing is done by windows, but it lets you turn that feature on). Mainly intended as a secure delete, it requires minor configuration to write zeros.

      There are some linux tools that are more like ghost, but I haven't played with them. Last I looked NTFS wasn't supported very well. For now I just keep my windows partition small (10 gig or less) and use dd.

    10. Re:Making ghost images by wviperw · · Score: 1

      placeholder (good info!)

      --
      Nothing disturbs me more than blind loyalism towards some unrealistic and over-idealistic notion of one's nationality.
    11. Re:Making ghost images by Exocet · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uhhhh yeah. Using DD when tools like Partimage are available is basically just silly. I have used Partimage most recently to back up a WinXP SP2 data partition (NTFS of course) and then proceeded to destroy it, recreate it and then restore the data via Partimage. No problems.

      In the era of 30 to 120+ GB HD's I do not have the time or patience to wait for DD to back up non-existant data unless it's for a serious (law enforcement is involved) situation.

      Someone else mentioned making a boot floppy. Bah! I'll make a Knoppix ISO and hit knoppix 2 at the boot options screen if I don't want the pretty GUI but I do want most every tool I could possibly have a need for vs. the limited functionality boot floppy.

      --
      Exocet Industries - Taking over the world, one computer at a
    12. Re:Making ghost images by M1FCJ · · Score: 1

      I use it regularly but the only thing it does is dd piped to ftp. You still have to zero the unused sectors before copying the data.

    13. Re:Making ghost images by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can explore as you say a this gzip image, but you have to decompress it first, unless someone else has an idea.

      now:
      # mount -o loop -t ext2 imagefile /mountpnt

      or something like that (might be ext3)
      now on /mountpnt you have the whole image

    14. Re:Making ghost images by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      You can explore a ghost image file to see what's in it. I'm not sure how to do that with a dd image.

      mount /path/to/image -o loop /mount/point

      Lots of fun with floppy/cd images, works just as well with hard drive partitions...

    15. Re:Making ghost images by nine-times · · Score: 1
      You still have to zero the unused sectors before copying the data.

      Oh, I wasn't saying you didn't. I only meant to present it as backup for the claim that "You don't need any stinking non-Free software to make ghost images."

      Yeah, I defrag and zero out the empty space before I run it so the whole thing will compress well. (I've gotten a W2K+Office2K+a bunch of other stuff on an 8 gig drive down to 600MB) I also use ntfsresize on a Gentoo-based rescue CD rather than PartitionMagic when I copy the image back to a larger disk. Like I said, it doesn't do everything, but what it does, it does pretty reliably.

    16. Re:Making ghost images by ubertopf · · Score: 1
      I make images of my laptops harddisk the same way except that I use netcat to store the image on another box, so I wont need a second (larger) harddisk in the some box:
      dd if=/dev/hda bs=128K | gzip | netcat image_host some_port
      And on image_host I do:
      nc -l -p some_port > ./hdd_image.gz
      Works for me ..
      --

      something clever to make me stand out!

    17. Re:Making ghost images by WoTG · · Score: 1

      Yep. I use g4u every now and then. It's great because it's so simple. An FTP server is trivial to setup on any platform (try FileZilla Server if you're on Windows) and the little boot disk supports the vast majority of network cards. I tried the Knoppix thing once, but I got frustrated trying to get Samba working... I can't remember the exact problem, just that it wasn't worth playing around with it.

    18. Re:Making ghost images by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      You can probably mount the dd image using the loopback device (-lo 0 I think).

  132. Neither article mentions hardware firewalls? by Rocco+Bambieze · · Score: 1
    Why does all discussion on firewalls tend to focus exclusively on software running on the local machine...

    Anyone *that cracked* ought to have first put a piece of hardware between themselves and the outside world.

    And why aren't these so-called ISP's recommending them for their customers, doing a bulk purchase or something?

    Harumpf!
    -Mel Brooks

  133. And we wonder why we still have the common cold by zenst · · Score: 1

    People like this are a liability, and cause suffering to many others by allowing there PC's to not only get infected with spyware and torjans but act as a platform to propergate and spam away to those that do make the effort and as such soak up loads of global bandwith. Were was this 800$ sum dirrived, I mean if you were able to add up how much of the internets bandwith was lost due to these people letting there PC@s act as gateways for the spam world etc then I'm sure they actualy cost the World alot more than that. Anything they paid for to fix the situation was a cheap deal and 800$ is a couple of new PC's, though I didn;t spot any $ values in any of these posts when i glanced thru them. People like this are the first to moan and winge that they catch a cold, yet the first to ignorantly propergate them and believe they are the innocent. Please more tails of fools suffering, it compensates for the stress of having to stay ontop of them and makes prevention seem so much more worthwile. Remember security is as only as good as those your in touch with and on the internet your in touch with alot of fools, you just have to avoid suffering them. One day we will have a two tier internet, those who have there computers nicely dressed and in protective clothing and those that dress how they like :). Hawian shirt or a Tux, tough choice realy - hehe

  134. Email to Kathleen Day by Phil+Wherry · · Score: 5, Informative

    I saw this in the Washington Post yesterday and thought it interesting enough to send the reporter (Kathleen Day) a note, which follows, summing up my thoughts on the matter. I haven't heard anything back yet (and I don't necessarily expect to).

    -Phil

    Ms. Day:

    I find it absolutely fascinating that problems such as the one you encountered are treated primarily as a user education issue. It's true that there are some things that everyone needs to know in order to use a computer. It's also true that savvy users can often avoid security mistakes. But one wonders, "Why is it that users *have* to be security-savvy in order to effectively use their computers?" I'd submit that the problems you wrote about are mostly the result of design flaws and not naivete. In many ways, I think the computer industry has set the bar far too low by blaming users for problems it has created. Put another way: what would you think if you had a car that would sometimes break down without warning if you drove it on the highway without first buying additional parts?

    As I see it, there are two design weaknesses that contributed to the problems that you wrote about. First, basically anything you do on a machine running Windows is done with full administrative privileges. In one way, this makes sense: you own the machine, so you should be able to do anything you want with it. The problem, however, is that this blind trust allows malicious software to do pretty well whatever it wants. Most other operating systems (Mac OS X, Linux, and Unix) require you to take some special action (usually typing a password) in order to install software or alter the operating system. While this can't prevent you from choosing to install malicious software, it makes it quite difficult to do so unknowingly. To stretch the car analogy a little further: people can't modify your car's engine without your knowing about it because you have to open to hood in order to reach it. Computers should work the same way.

    The second problem is that Windows doesn't make a strong distinction between programs (the applications that you run) and data (documents and the like). This makes several attacks a lot easier, as malicious programs can sneak onto your machine by masquerading as data when you are browsing the Internet. For most non-Windows operating systems, there's something that you have to do explicitly to say, "This is a program and it's OK to run it." If Windows has these protections, there still wouldn't be anything to stop someone from maliciously sending you data you didn't want--but your computer wouldn't be able to then run that data as if it were one of your programs.

    It's a mistake to say that anything is totally secure. There have been (and will continue to be) successful attacks on operating systems other than Windows, of course. But I think it's a mistake to think that Windows has so many (and such severe) attacks just because of its dominant market position. True, it's low-hanging fruit for those with a malicious bent. But it's also so much easier to attack Windows because of the way it's been designed.

    The very concept of a computer virus depends on both of these two factors. Take away the administrative powers, and the virus has little if anything to infect. Remove the confusion between programs and data, and it becomes much more difficult for malicious software to spread. Many regard it as unnecessary to run antivirus software at all on non-Windows systems. While I'm personally not sure that's a good idea, it does give one an idea of the relative security levels involved.

    I think these security problems may ultimately threaten Microsoft's market position. The bad design decisions that are part of Windows weren't made because Microsoft is dumb (quite the contrary: they employ a lot of very smart developers and architects). They were made for market-driven reasons. Lots of old software (dating back to old versions of Windows and the even older days of MS-DOS) simply won't run in a more secure environment. As

    1. Re:Email to Kathleen Day by whiteSanjuro · · Score: 0

      i call bullshit on this. the fact is, if you can't handle driving on the highway (whatever the reason) AND you keep crashing your car into other peoples cars (read: zombie spam machine), you shouldn't be on the damn road.

      yes, window's has fundamental design flaws, but that does not logically imply that all technology/pc industry designs are flawed. it just means the current popular consumer software is. in the future (when trees are made of translucent plastic), people will not have problems, like this...we will have an entirely different set of equally shitty, newer problems.

      your time writing that and then posting on /. would have been better spent sending her a link to http://www.gentoo.org or http://store.apple.com

    2. Re:Email to Kathleen Day by maximilln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if you can't handle driving on the highway (whatever the reason) AND you keep crashing your car into other peoples cars (read: zombie spam machine)

      Wrong analogy. This is Ford with a faulty tension spring in the carburetor that has a potential to turn into an engine fire by allowing far too much fuel in. Then they issue a recall (a patch) which adjusts the spring, leaving it mostly broken, and losing a few screws here and there when they put it back together.

      Historically Microsoft patches haven't fared very well.

      but that does not logically imply that all technology/pc industry designs are flawed

      Whoa there. This was never a point. The point was always about the insecurity of the software.

      it just means the current popular consumer software is

      Microsoft has, at every turn, wisely invested marketing dollars to minimize the perceived threat of having a just a faulty little spring that opened the valve a little too far. It probably won't make any difference in everyday usage. Sucks to be you if you're the guy whose engine blows up. Identity theft and harassment are very very real and it's not primarily by 14 year olds. It's done by people with too much time on their hands. Know anyone who doesn't need to work and can just lay around all day?

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
  135. What to do in such cases by clarkie.mg · · Score: 1

    Like others have written in this thread, the articles don't suggest the best solution for solving the problem.

    Here's what I did this WE with a similar case :

    1. Partition hard drive in two with partition magic
    2. save everything from c to d
    format c
    3. install windows 98
    4. install antivirus zonealarm and adaware
    5. check c et d against virus

    It's important to save everything because sometimes, the user doesn't have the driver disks anymore (and in my case, the drivers downloaded from DLINK web site didn't worked !)

    --
    Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education. Bertrand Russel
  136. To rebuild, or not rebuild. That is the question. by Vague+but+True · · Score: 1

    How long do you work on fixing a PC before you just rebuild the thing. The moonlighting rent-a-tech, Glenn I belive, worked on the PC from 11am to 9pm (give or take), and had to come back again?? Slave the drive, copy user info, rebuild, then install firewall/anti-v/anti-spy software, and finally...make a ghost for them.

    --

    I'm not a doctor, but I play one in bed.

  137. WTF?! by Xyl3ne · · Score: 1

    I didn't read it all, but $800 and 48 hours to fix some BS software problem. It would be one thing if it was hardware and something had to be replaced, but this is M$ Software crap. I didn't know it costs $800 and took 48 hours to reinstall an operating system.

  138. Obsolete by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    Using the long obsolete Windows 98 is like using a rope to secure your front door. Anybody who can afford broadband can afford to upgrade to Windows XP.

    Of course, you can install Linux instead if Windows compatability isn't important. In either case, you may have to update or replace your computer hardware.

  139. WTF?? by sjwt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I beg your god damm parden??

    $800??
    10 1/2 hours of work??

    lets see..

    10am arive
    10:05 boot into safe mode and run anit virus
    10:45 (assumming major problems), run spyware removela.
    11:30 (assumming major problems) virus free, spyware free, install zone alarm.
    12:30 (assuming major problems, computers a ok.

    at the worst it being 98, reinstall over its self, and remove a few programs and reinstall them..

    that woudl add 2 more hours at the most.

    Thats 4 1/2 hours, if your being riped off.

    buying more ram?? WTF??

    I meen comeon..
    Ive restored a 20 gig HD after a major FAT crash useing an old verry slow resore program(in fact twice as there where two ways to recover files and some i had to do the second way) and reupdated and installed all my programs and games in less time..

    I also had the same thing happen to my comptuer jsut hte other day when i was installing doom3, opps i got borde and was jsut surfing around and picked up a virus and about 12 malware programs (ok so every now and then i get borde see a file in a newsgroup and go hmmm freeporn.scr wonder how much dammage this can do)..

    I still managed to install doom3, reboot 10 odd times trying to get a free virus prgram installed
    reboot 10 odd times agine get ad aware up and runing, reboot and instlall zonealarm, trouble shoot the new video card and monitor i added and play doom3 for about 10 mins in the 2 hours i had.

    for $800(im assuming US hear) I would of been able to do all that, and get the ssytem close to doom3 specs. Or hey buy a brand new one!!

    --
    You have 5 Moderator Points!
    Which Helpless Linux zealot/MS basher do you want to mod down today?
    1. Re:WTF?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      too bad you can't afford a fucking spellchecker. go die.

  140. 8mb cache... by No-op · · Score: 1

    when 1GB hard drives first came out, most of the machines using them only had 8mb of ram! I remember those days. ugh.

    well, I had dropped some hard earned cash and bumped up to 32, but that was some serious $$$ at the time.

    I still think about that when I buy 1GB sticks of ram these days!

    --
    EOM
    1. Re:8mb cache... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      I remember upgrading from 4 MB of RAM to 8 MB of RAM (bought a 4 MB stick) it cost me $200.00 :)

      --

      I mod down so you can mod up. Your welcome.
  141. Free Answer... Ad-Aware. by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 1

    It's simple enough for the newbies. (I know it's not the most powerful, but it is by far the most convenient).

    --


    (If at first you don't succeed, do it different next time!)
  142. + HijackThis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another utility I've found useful in cleaning up trojaned PCs is 'HijackThis'.

    Once you've got rid of your malware you often find that the malicious crap you've removed is immediately reinstalled as soon as you reconnect to the internet. Your AV software has just removed the trojans themselves, not what installed them in the first place

    HijackThis shows all .dll's and applications that are associated with IE, some of these are reinstallers for malware.

  143. Stinger & Ad-Aware Nothing More by Concrete+Nomad · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I do this for a living. I work a regular job trading futures, but I've been playing with computers since I was 6 or so. It is the easiest money to make. I could charge tons, but I just charge around $100 bucks for 1-6 hours of work and usually people are so happy I make everything work that they give me food and beer.

    It boils down to having a USB key with 5 programs. They all fit on a 16MB key. Sometimes if I know my client has a virus program ahead of time I will download the definitions, but not that often.

    People's problems are always the same. Virus and spyware. I don't recommend that most people use a software firewall since everyone just gets click happy. I usually tell them to just get a router. I have yet to get a call back from any of my clients and each time I do see them they say they never have any problems. They also like the fact that the router is just a one time buy rather than constantly buying new software and upgrading. I know there are free programs out there, but most people just don't trust them (beats me why).

    1. Re:Stinger & Ad-Aware Nothing More by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      And what are these five programs?

      I'm looking to put together the same thing, USB keys and CDs with common recovery software. What's everybodys recommendations.

      64MB key....700mb CDs

    2. Re:Stinger & Ad-Aware Nothing More by BestNicksRTaken · · Score: 1

      I'd say you'd have more luck with a CD-R than a USB key - remember, Win98 (first edition) had barely any USB support so you'd still need to take drivers, same as a bootable DVD.

      I'd say:

      Adaware
      Spybot S&D
      puTTY (for getting to your own box)
      Firefox/Thunderbird (replace IE/Outlook)
      AVG antivirus
      FDISK (for retrieving MBRs etc)
      WinXP SP2/2000 SP4 (that's gonna need a CD-R)
      Fixes for a few common viruses

      --
      #include <sig.h>
  144. Hardware Firewall, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest to all my customers to utilize a hardware firewall in addition to a freebe such as Sygate.

    The hardware firewall allows the customer to get on the web to do windows update and install AV software without having to worry about viruses - as long as they stay out of e-mail and stay off of other websites.

    For only $19.95, they are well worth it. And you can still find WebRamps on eBay for your dialup users. I have one myself.

    Too many customers spend hours dealing with problems that $19.95 would have prevented. It's one very important piece to the internet puzzle.

    Personally, I would like to see this built into the cable modems and RAS dialup software. Most folks don't need any incoming connections anyway, while the TOS usually prevent them either way.

    Edwin Davidson
    www.acmenews.com

  145. 1994? by Prien715 · · Score: 1

    No one really (Who had enough say at Microsoft) had foresight of todays problems to make windows 98 still run in 1994.

    I wouldn't have predicted it either. It's the first piece of software to travel back in time! Obviously, MS knows something we don't.

    --
    -- Political fascism requires a Fuhrer.
    1. Re:1994? by Benanov · · Score: 1

      Windows 98 wasn't entirely Y2K compliant IIRC. :)

    2. Re:1994? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      No it is more like Jellomizer wasn't 2000 Compliant.

      --
      If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
    3. Re:1994? by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Try the new tachyon drive case mod.

      --
      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
  146. Got my vote on the Idiot thingy. by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 1

    It's true most of us on Slashdot could probabbly fix it in 1/4 of that time.

    However, by the time we reach that level of expertise we become too busy or advanced in our careers to do sideline projects like that.

    --


    (If at first you don't succeed, do it different next time!)
  147. The Cost of Asthetic Naivete by sharkey · · Score: 1

    Can be seen here.

    --

    --
    "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  148. Tips, and a list of known rogue spyware cleaners by Alien54 · · Score: 5, Informative
    He went down the merry path of trying to rescue the system in order to keep customer data intact. The story is typical of someone who is entering the fray without have their tools prepared in advance. The solution always looks easier than it really is.

    In his case, he needed

    • a CD with all of the relevent tools and updates
    • a windows boot disk with CD support
    • an understanding of the windows command line in order to copy a subset of these tools to a convenient folder on the hard drive from the CD
    • The knowledge to run these tools from Safe mode, and how to get there in the first place
    • Include in the subset of tools one that can fix the broken LSP setup.

      [LSP or Layered Service Provider is a piece of software that can be inserted into the Windows TCP/IP handler like a link in a chain. However, due to bugs in the LSP software or deletion of the software, this chain can get broken, rendering the user unable to access the Internet. Spyware is good at this, and some cleaners leave a broken LSP behind.

      With the correct tool, the fix takes seconds. Without the tool, you need to uninstall and re-install the winsocket, or else the same with the entire network support. Otherwise you fall into the trap this poor bloke got into.]

    tips - I deal with this stuff all of the time. The best data on this stuff can be found in articles at spywareinfo.net - the forums are not bad either, although spywarewarrior.com also has good forums. also good to have is this list of known rogue spyware cleaners, along with this list of Anti-Spyware Orphans & Outcasts

    My current recommended free antivirus is Avast! Home Edition, which is very low maintenance for the home user, and requires registration for the free license. It also protect a number of common Instant Messenger clients, as well as several common P2P clients. It is better than AVG in my opinion, and detects many trojans as well as spyware.

    You can get a system that is so hosed that it will not boot, not even into safe mode, even under XP. The solution there to remove the hard drive, drop it into an external drive enclosure, and hook it up to another system where you can use scanning software to do a basic clean so you can boot in the original configuration. Once it boots you can install cleaners from safe mode, and then run cleaners from inside every user account.

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  149. wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I fail to see where you're coming from. The article was about computer naivete, not the suckiness of Windows. The fact that they used Windows was just coincidence. This article isn't a dig at Microsoft, but a dig at naive computer users in general.

    In short, you just showed exactly what the article was saying. It looks like you're trying to defend yourself from strawmen here.

  150. Automatic firewall for XP/Linux (+linux advocacy) by drf5n · · Score: 1

    The new XP service pack touts an automated and interactive firewall builder. It supposedly starts out with a closed firewall and builds one in response to new packets. Microsoft sometimes does a good job of delivering good features and this is one of them.

    Is Masonthe best tool for doing this on the Linux side? It looks like it has been around a while, and I'm lamely noticing it right now.

    A good project for linux advocates might be a translation of MS's sales literature into how to do it in Linux, Debian, Redhat, Fedora, etc.... MS's marketers are good at identifing what they need to write on the box or in the literature to get people to buy it, and I'm certain that for each line item, there is good open source software. Right now you need a guru or tons of time to figure out just how to do each of the features on a MS XP/Office/whatever box, if you could go to to a how to do it in linux site and find a point-by point guide to how-tos, it might make the assimilation easier.

    Example: from a current XP/SP2 release:
    The software adds a new "security center" that is intended to provide a beefed-up firewall as well as easy ways to tell whether a PC is updated and protected against viruses.

    Alternatives:

    Mason, (link) the automated firewall builder
    LIDS, Linux Intrusion detection software
    Tripwire, (link) the system intrusion monitor

    * Debian: apt-get mason tripwire
    (see http://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/securing-debian- howto/ch6.en.html
    http://www.debian.org/doc/manua ls/securing-debian- howto/ch-sec-services.en.html

    * Fedora: yum install mason tripwire ...or whatever. Each big story or release of MS software should be an opportunity to figure out how to do it in linux.

  151. Re:fp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does your failure hurt you like it hurts your anus because you also failed to keep it clenched tightly?

  152. possible fix? by spectrokid · · Score: 1

    Would it not be possible for OS companies (MS, but also Redhat,...) to configure their install so that the computer only accepts connections from the upgrade/patch server until the user specifically "releases" the box? Or would it get hacked anyway?

    --

    10 ?"Hello World" life was simple then

  153. Knowledge is power... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

    Ignorant people should pay $$$ if they are not willing to understand the technology to do it themselves.

    The funny thing is how indignant they get about the whole thing. They seem to think it should just 'work' right out of the box. Computers and computer networks are complex beasts not easily understood by a layperson. Why? Because computers and computer networks were designed, from the begining, to be as flexible and general purpose tools as possible.

    This allows us use the network to do things the original inventors never dreamed of (instant messaging, multimedia delivery, VOIP telephony etc...). This allows computers to 'simulate' just about anything you can imagine (an airplane, a race car, a storm system, a stock market, a map, a book, a writing tablet, the mind for a robot on Mars, etc...).

    The day these tools are limited to a few predefined functions is the day computer science will die. Sadly, the anti-intellectuals in power would like nothing better.

    I blame it all on Bill Gates. :p

    --

    Lodragan Draoidh
    The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it. - Mark Twain
  154. Dumb people by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

    The average fourteen year old boy would be happy to come out and fix machines, and wouldn't be distracted by the big, yellow, shiny Symantec boxes.

    This just betrays one of the most annoying things in the modern world; the average consumer trusts shrinkwrapped solutions more than competence.

    --
    Oddly Draconis
    Too cynical to live, too stubborn to die.
  155. Wild hard drive behavior by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    It was months before I realized that cron running updatedb was the cause of furious hard drive activity in Linux when the computer was otherwise unused.

    --
    Contribute to civilization: ari.aynrand.org/donate
    1. Re:Wild hard drive behavior by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      I too, didn't learn about crond the first couple years. Wonder how you lived without it so long.. or was it you just didn't notice the crontab entry?

      Offtopic: Anyone interested in crond supplement I'm thinking of calling astrod? Sunrise/sunset, phases of the moon, eclipses, etc...
      (Dunno if it works correctly yet... astronomical math isn't easy!)

    2. Re:Wild hard drive behavior by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Hey they he goes again! Every midnight like clockwork this guy tries to break into my system. You would think he would have learned by now...

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  156. Re:To be fair to Microsoft - Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All command line utilities are there. To get what you ask for, just type

    tasklist /svc

    Amount of ignorance wrt Windows shown on /. is sometimes truly amazing ....

  157. Re:Tips, and a list of known rogue spyware cleaner by CerebusUS · · Score: 4, Informative

    Besides, the typical "mod parent up" post, can I recommend creating a BartPE boot CD with those tools you mention on it. Then you can skip the step of mounting the hosed drive in another machine.

    I used a generic BartPE disk this last weekend to copy a friend's data off a system that was so badly hosed it wouldn't let me log in.

    Nice stuff.

  158. I'll say it.. by TheHawke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And i'll say it agian..

    1. Run Spybot.

    2. Run Ad-Aware to clean up what Spybot missed. (which is not much)

    3. Load a Hosts file filled with nearly all of the nasty URLS in which the 'wares originate.

    Were do you get his hosts file, you might ask?
    http://www.pelicancoast.net/~nighthawke/host s.zip

    Do a file search for hosts and replace it with this one and enjoy your sparkling-clean system as it roars off the blocks at boot and purrs all day long.

    --
    First rule of holes; When in one, stop digging.
  159. Windows is stupid, but its users are even stupider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just got done reading the first 3 pages of the first article, and a couple of points occured to me

    1. When its that bad, *save your data, wipe the drive, and reinstall from scratch* MOPON!

    2. Zone Alarm? Norton Firewall? Utter crap - a 'Firewall' is a piece of HARDWARE. Not software that depends on the machine its supposed to protect to be operting properly in order to protect it. An actual peice of hardware - a router/NAT device. ($60 at best buy, NetGear, Linksys, etc, probably less than he paid for Norton 'Firewall')

  160. False association. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The programs you list above are used on servers that are expected to be administrated.

    1. Re:False association. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, but most were installed and active in several distros 6 years ago!

  161. Completely not the point. by torpor · · Score: 1

    Its been out for 6 years.

    Thats 6 years worth of people having to go through this same issue.

    --
    ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
  162. Your cable modem light doesn't blink furiously? by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    I'm using Linux too, but my cable modem is constantly flooded with ARP requests generated by the incoming packets from the hordes of worm-ridden XP boxes that now own the internet and are repeatedly scanning our entire subnet. Perhaps your ISP is smarter than mine - Road Runner appears to be firewalling off incoming traffic to all the most dangerous ports now, but apparantly not in a way that prevents their routers from generating repeated ARP requests to the thousands of unused IP addresses which I must share a cable with.

    Furious blinking became normal behavior for many cable modems years ago, and I don't think there's anything I can do (except maybe convincing my more network-savvy friends to go get jobs at Time Warner) to stop it.

    1. Re:Your cable modem light doesn't blink furiously? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same goes for CONCast

  163. Win98 is teh old by peterpi · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't a similar thing happen if you stuck a vanilla RedHat 6 box online?

    1. Re:Win98 is teh old by peterpi · · Score: 1
      [oops, I'm talking to myself]

      Only it would be about 5 zillion times more difficult to actually get back into a working state (including X, sound, 3D, modem, etc).

  164. I just went through this by Durandal64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My girlfriend's aunt's computer was acting up, and they asked if I could fix it. They complained about pop-ups mainly. When I sat down at the computer, it was just excruciatingly slow. After I finally got the hardware properties to display, I saw that they were running a 2.6 GHz P4 with 512 MB of RAM and a Radeon 9800 Pro. But spyware alone had brought that computer to its knees. It was a mess.

    I installed Ad-Aware and Spybot and let both of them run, and just got rid of everything. I removed a ton of crap with Add/Remove Programs, as well (lots of online casino shit and other useless garbage). I then removed those irritating TVMedia pop-ups by booting into Safe Mode and removing the necessary programs and running Hijack This.

    I explained to them that, by running Spybot and Ad-Aware regularly, as well as keeping Windows up to date with Windows Update, they could keep their computer mostly clean. But one point I made very clear to them was never to use Internet Explorer unless absolutely necessary. I downloaded Firefox for them and set it as the default browser. I explained that Internet Explorer was probably the cause of 90% of their problems, because it's possible for websites to install things silently by using it or any number of other undesirable things. So I made it very clear that they should stick with Firefox. I also uninstalled Kazaa and installed Kazaa Lite for the kids.

    Now their computer is running as it should. No more pop-ups or any shit like that. It took about 3 hours, but I did a damn fine job with that box, and they were grateful. All throughout that ordeal, I was thinking, "God I'm so glad I'm a Mac user."

  165. One better... by choovanski · · Score: 1

    > (love it when the firewalls ask to be registered
    > before working, and need an internet connection to
    > be registered!)

    I ordered the free security update cd the Microsoft has out.

    I do a clean Win98SE install on a friend's computer.

    Onboard video won't go above 640x480 without the driver.

    I don't have the driver.

    I try to install the critical updates before I go online for the first time.

    Disc doesn't work under 800x600. ^-^

    (Yes, the update files you need are on the disc but how is Jo Sixpack supposed to figure out which ones to use?!?)

  166. Get a router !! by blackest_k · · Score: 1

    Ok tell me I am wrong and tell me why I am wrong please, as I want to learn!

    wouldn't a hardware router such as a linksys usrobotics , belkin protect a win98 system from getting owned since to get to the pc port forwarding must be turned on.

    Ok you need antivirus and spybot s&d and adaware as well.

    secondly for all those people saying install xp dont run an old o/s i must point out
    win98 is a good operating system for old hardware and you are not going to put xp on a p133 p200 system and have it work.

    take most games out the picture and a p200 running 98 is a useful system.
    I have a cafe full of 98se machines they get abused a lot but get a restore about once a month followed by updates to windows and the antivirus and they all have firefox, open office and gimp as standard along with yahoo aim and msn and icq. running xp on them isnt an option.

    without the router i guess they would be owned but they are not and even virus infections are getting rare since i created disk images to restore from. instead of running AV and spyware checks which was how they used to be managed.

    1. Re:Get a router !! by maximilln · · Score: 1

      wouldn't a hardware router...protect a win98 system from getting owned since to get to the pc port forwarding must be turned on

      For the greatest part, yes. It won't prevent people from getting owned by IE exploits or trojans in the mail which initiate the connection and open the router through port forwarding. There have also been reported exploits in some hardware routers, usually resulting in remote administration, but these are harder to come by.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
  167. Re:Tips, and a list of known rogue spyware cleaner by Curtman · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the tip about Avast!, I recently had the experience of having to rescue a friend's PC after he tried to steal a copy of Norton Antivirus, and it blew up on him. That was just plain nasty. I couldn't even format the drive afterward, it would just sit there 'trying to recover sector xxxx'. I had to boot Knoppix, and do dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/hda, then repartition, and finally Windows would format it. Any low-level format tool would have worked probably, but I never leave home without a copy of Knoppix.

    It still amazes me that people will install software they steal from Kazaa in the hopes that it will keep their system secure. Those people need serious thought adjustment therapy. That kind of stuff is the best thing that ever happened to Free Software.

  168. Why is this newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this even newsworthy? An incompetent reporter doesn't update her computer, and writes a rant because she's using an obsolete operating system? She even confessed to ignoring the instructions she was given to install the AV software and firewall.

    *grumble* Can we have your job please? It sounds like you'll be out of work once the robots take over.

    This is about as newsworthy as me complaining that my Dodge Dart is 'terribly slow' and 'crashes a lot'.

  169. $800!? by PhraudulentOne · · Score: 1

    Its funny (to me) that this person had to spend $800 and almost 3 weeks to fix her computer. I have two points to make about this:

    1, $800 would have bought her a NEW computer much better than the one they already have. Get an estimate when you are getting work done on anything. Explain that if the total repairs add up to 3x's the cost of the actual machine being "fixed," then screw getting the work done. Its like dropping a $5000 new crate engine in an old rusty Ford Escort.

    2, It wouldn't have taken that long to fix the machine if she had just taken the computer to a reputable shop. I don't know why this is but I work support and people never want to take the computer to the place that specializes in repairing computers. They always want me to come and do it. I tell them I fix networks, not computers and if they want me to do it it will have to be later in the week after hours if I feel like it. People actually wait! 15 minutes away there are 2 computer repair shops, but nobody will take them there. The repair guys could have them fixed by the end of the day.... the mentality of these people is crazy.

    Just because it's a computer doesn't mean you have to bend your whole logic system around. If your car is screwed, you take it to the mechanic, you don't bug your neighbour for weeks on end to do it because he helped you fix a flat one day and is now supposed to know everything and do everything better than the actual mechanic (even if he can).

    It's like there is a mental block if you mention C O M P U T E R. Having people unplug a cord is impossible, but if you asked someone to unplug a toaster, it would be no problem. Click "My Computer" twice with your left mouse button - thats impossible! Set the microwave to cook for 5 minutes - no problem! Its very strange.. there should be some sort of test done on these people as it is toally the subjects mind that makes this so difficult.

    --
    You create your own reality - Leave mine to me.
  170. $800 by zorander · · Score: 1

    For $800 she should have just bought a whole new computer. These days, $800 buys you a fairly decent one.

    Granted, she didn't know that before she started, but once it turns into 3 or 4 hours, you may as well quit while you're behind and shell out for a new system. She could still have done better.

    Computers running windows 98 should not be on today's internet. No one who would run 98 is also conscientious enough for taking the steps to protect themselves online. Most people who actually care enough to take precautions also care enough about upgrading.

    Would you leave your car doors unlocked downtown? How about paint a sign on your roof indicating that your car is in this status?

    Brian

    1. Re:$800 by arexu · · Score: 1

      That sort of defeats her chances to save the data, doesn't it. It as if you were to say, "Oh no, somebody wrote in my notebook. I'd better throw it away and get a new one, rather than simply erasing the offending intrusions!" Save the data, then trash the computer-- that I can agree with, certainly. I'm saving up the pennies myself, to replace this 700Mhz WinME dog...

      --
      I'd love to help you out -- which way did you come in?
  171. Except that by Azureflare · · Score: 1
    You have to be a complete idiot to be running servers without updating.

    This is the story of a DESKTOP USER.

    For the slow in the head (or the microsoft furies): Desktop user != Server

    So, you cannot compare servers to desktop usage, apples and orange, yadda yadda.

    Honestly the best solution to these problems is: Get a fucking router with built in firewall. A linksys costs $40. (less if you find it on sale)

    It's worth the price.

  172. PEBKAC by Graemee · · Score: 1

    The problem is not Microsoft, the OS, the PCs power or that fact it's on the net. It's the operator. Do you think it was hacked and all that crap was installed with out the user clicking or installing some thing.

    I've had to fix a lot of PCs because the user clicked a box, usually misrepresenting what the results would be, and some payload frigs them.

    The Problem Exists Between the Keyboard and the Chair

  173. Re:reg only? by Al+Al+Cool+J · · Score: 1
    It's said "Washington Post (frr,yyy)" Free Registration Required, Yadda Yadda Yadda.

    Oh. I thought (frr,yyy) was a (login,password).

  174. Win98 bizarrely not owned by Cally · · Score: 1
    This comment comes courtesy of my Dad's very old pentium - pentium nothing that is - running win89 with _four year old_ virus definitions. On pirated a/v software. He uses IE and Outlook.

    I ran a couple of free online virus checkers over it and was surprised to find no evidence it's been owned or infected with anything. Perhaps cos it's only on dialup and he only visits two or three websites - banking type stuff. I haven't managed to educate him about not clicking links in emails though...

    That said when I wanted to move some files down to my Linux box, Windows refused to install a NIC without the original access media (you guessed it, some friendly local amateur upgraded it to 98 using their own media.) Knoppix to the rescue :)

    --
    "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
    1. Re:Win98 bizarrely not owned by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      I recently upgraded my gaming box from Win98SE. I had been running SE for almost 7 years. It is close to impossible ( note I didnt say it was impossible ) to own a 98 box. I have friends that work for the NSA in cyber crimes. I challenged one to hack my unfirewalled, unpatched, stock cd version of Windows 98. After three months he gave up. Unless a user uses IE and actually believes that Popup message stating they have spyware or a virus and they need to click here. Then 98 is more secure than any other Windows version from a standard install. And yes it is on high speed net connection.

      --
      I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
  175. Re:Firefox is better with adware.... by grendelkhan · · Score: 1

    I know it's getting old, but Firefox really is better for this kind of thing. The whole IE Browser Helper Objects thing is a massive headache and a great way for all these places to insert their code onto your machine.

    I switched my non-techie mother-in-law over to Firefox and she has been ecstatic over it. She thanked me yesterday because she hasn't had her browser hijacked, gotten malicious pop-ups, or been infected with spyware since I installed it.

    --
    Wu-Tang Name: Half-Cut Skeleton Get your own Wu-Na
  176. WinXP security by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think WinXP users would have a harder time getting online and staying online and uncracked long enough to get the security updates.

    I've had to rebuild XP boxes, and the only ways that seem to work is to either sit them behind something that does NAT (or a firewall if the user has one - yeah, right) or install ZoneAlarm off a CD before connecting it to the 'net.

    Even on dial-up. A worm doesn't really care if you're on dialup.

    One of the things that surprised me in this article was the report that the problems only started once the user got a broadband service. (a) Really, worms don't care. (b) I was unaware that win9x had any remotely exploitable security holes. Outlook and IE holes aplenty, yes, but listening, exploitable services?

    XP, on the other hand....

  177. Nice, but wrong! by hummassa · · Score: 1

    1. NT4 was launched by the end of 1996. Don't confuse it with NT 3.51.
    2. NT4 could do everything 95 could do; DirectX wasn't an issue yet, direct-hardware-accessing games were DOS-mode games. Some of those ran under NT4 (on ring3, with DOS+VGA compatibility layer) and some did not. Remember: no 3D fancy video cards in '96!!!
    3. Windows 98 only got DirectX right by 1999/2000, way after 98SE.
    4. A '96 vintage Slackware has many, many less known exploits than 95 and 98. Or NT4.
    5. NT4 had NTFS, done-right file locking and a complete network stack -- which neither 95 nor 98 had.
    I *wanted* to prove your point, but I couldn't. :-) Sorry.

    --
    It's better to be the foot on the boot than the face on the pavement. ~~ tkx Kadin2048
    1. Re:Nice, but wrong! by dave420 · · Score: 1
      Woah woah woah, boy! :)

      1. Very true, and I'm not. The two beasts are VERY different, even for a complete eejit.
      2. No, NT4 was constantly coming up short when compared to Windows95. The DirectX issue was huge at the time (trust me, I remember it clearly). No hardware-acceleration was a big deal, as the games weren't all dos apps (obviously, requiring DirectX they can't be). No fancy video cards? 3DfX was around in '96 too... I had one
      3. Windows98 has had support for DirectX ever since it was released, and even now supports DirectX 9
      4. Because a '96 vintage Slackware was pretty much unknown on the desktop, for very good reasons
      5. And that has something to do with what, exactly? :)

      There's no point arguing about this one. Windows 9x were great OSes with multimedia support and every single popular game available for them. They ran Office perfectly and everyones software worked. Slackware didn't have that in '96, and no amount of playing NT off against 9x will make it so ;)

  178. Don't forget... by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

    Don't forget...Activation!

    Remeber it's not safe to go online yet, so use the phone. My favorite part of my modern windows installation is: "Ok Now enter the first five." ..."Great now the next five"..."The next five"..."Ok now enter the next set of five"....."Almost half way there, now the next five"..."You're doing great, the next five"..."EXP just increased +3 , you're about to level up, now the next five"..."Almost finished, please enter the next five"..."Please enter the next five"..."Now for the last set of five"..."This activation code is invalid, please stay on the line for a Microsoft Activation Technician."... "Yallo pleez what are de first vive?"

    Really this is where it get's fun, but I digress.

  179. Did anyone else just think.... by BestNicksRTaken · · Score: 1

    1. buy $30 Netgear/Linksys router

    2. backup important files to USB drive or something

    3. format, re-install '98, windows update

    4. install AV/Spybot/Adaware

    Shouldn't have taken any "Tech" 48 hours.

    Definitely a problem between chair and mouse.

    --
    #include <sig.h>
  180. Re:Change of Topic: What happens w/ Adware on a ma by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1
    Nothing happens. Or at least nothing has happened to me in 10 years of Mac use, and through college. Usually, I just get a warning saying I can't reach the site because I'm using a Mac. Occasionally, I get an alert asking if I want to download something. If I click "Yes", it'll download to my hard drive as an exe, and if I try to open it, my Mac won't know what to do with it.

    The way Macs function, you need admin privileges just to move something into the /Library/Startupitems folder. So you'd have to get authorization to do so, and even then it's pretty easy to get rid of it, simply by finding all the files (using something like grep or find or locate) and then sudo rm.

    Not that that's happened to me, but a hosed copy of iPhoto made me do some research into removing programs that had files buried all over the HD.

    --
    I'm in the hole of the broadband donut.
  181. Easier way...you guys are all morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If its win9x, you boot from a Win98 boot disk, and then you delete Windows and Program Files directories.

    Then you reinstall windows.

    Godalmighty, you guys call yourselves techs. You should be embarassed. Its as simple as anything.

  182. -1 Redundant by commodoresloat · · Score: 0
    Grant you, I'm using it like a 15 dollar ho

    You already said you had Windows 98 on the drive.

  183. My Win98 box ran for 5 years, no reinstalls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought my laptop in 1999, which came with Windows 98 on it, and never really bothered to change the OS. Back then, I had a slow connection and little interest in learning Linux. Never touched the OS ever since, except for a few restoration operations from DOS for the Registry after a rather nasty programming screwup. I didn't have the cash or the will to upgrade until 2004, and to this day the system is still living with that same OEM Windows 98 installation, although it is now merely a secondary machine.

    Yes, the poor thing crashes occasionnally and ran Photoshop 7 quite slowly (300mhz mobile celeron), but it's still working. No reinstallations, no virii, no nothing. I figure I'm an exception to the rule, but yes, even under the rather heavy and daily use, I kept the OS up and running for those several years. The machine even had its display and mouse pad repaired during the years, and got a RAM upgrade for running newer programs.

    I'm not your average Jane Boxwine, thought.

  184. Why SHOULDN'T Users be naive? by Ridgelift · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What happens when you put an unprotected Windows 98 box on a broadband connection?

    If you went back in time (say 1950's) and were able to peer into the future to 2004 and saw how users had to be "educated" in computer usage (install anti-virus, anti-spyware, OS fixes AND having to keep the whole mess updated), I would think the first thing that people would ask is "Can't the computer do it?"

    Patching, fixing, protecting: it's a computer for crying out loud! Why shouldn't users be naive? Why should people be wasting their time learning how to fix something that shouldn't be broken in the first place?

    Take a step back, and it seems totally absurd that people need to learn to protect an operating system so bad that it can't protect itself. I call that "sickly".

  185. BHO Daemon by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    I could have saved her 79 and 1/2 hours and $800 A free download of BHO Deamon would have found the offending Spyware in record time.

    --
    I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
  186. Well duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't delete their data.

    if you delete the windows directory and program files directory, you're all set. You leave My documents, and all their "stuff" is saved.

    Honestly, you people make it harder than it has to be.

  187. Basic Economics by brendanoconnor · · Score: 1
    Is it just me, or does this sound like an aweful lot of work just to run windows? I mean, we all know that windows 98 is not going to last more then a year anyway.

    Blockquote

    In his case, he needed

    * a CD with all of the relevent tools and updates

    * a windows boot disk with CD support

    * an understanding of the windows command line in order to copy a subset of these tools to a convenient folder on the hard drive from the CD

    * The knowledge to run these tools from Safe mode, and how to get there in the first place

    * Include in the subset of tools one that can fix the broken LSP setup.

    LSP or Layered Service Provider is a piece of software that can be inserted into the Windows TCP/IP handler like a link in a chain. However, due to bugs in the LSP software or deletion of the software, this chain can get broken, rendering the user unable to access the Internet. Spyware is good at this, and some cleaners leave a broken LSP behind.

    With the correct tool, the fix takes seconds. Without the tool, you need to uninstall and re-install the winsocket, or else the same with the entire network support. Otherwise you fall into the trap this poor bloke got into.

    When I read all this I the first thought I had was, gee I could through a slackware boot cd and be up and running in under an hour, and have all the applications I would ever need to do a great deal of work. Not counting patch time of course, but then slack 10 does not have that many fixes to it yet anyway.

    Just my thoughts.

    Brendan

    P.S. I know we are saving a windows box but after a while is it really worth it?

    1. Re:Basic Economics by CerebusUS · · Score: 1

      One of the things that constantly amazes me about some of the "in the wild" windows installations is how much people do with them while knowing absolutely nothing about the underlying OS.

      We all have stories about setting up a perfectly usable Linux installation for a complete neophyte that can let do the basics, but until the OS has matured to the point that it can be dropped on without configuration and there's a wide enough base of easy-to-find / easy-to-install / easy-to-use software available to people with no clue how to find it, Linux distributions will face an uphill battle.

      I'll agree with you on one point, though... 98? phew. what a stinker.

    2. Re:Basic Economics by thephotoman · · Score: 1

      Um...the full 7-disc version of Debian (Sarge) should be plenty. Configuration, from what I understand, isn't that bad, and you'd be hard pressed to find something that isn't in that package somewhere.

      --
      Haec merda tauri est. Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam.
  188. win98 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ive actually been having less problems with windows 98 than xp as far as being attacked goes.. ive had 2 mostly unsecured win98 computers running apache (it was just a test and i decided to keep them up) but i think more people are trying to go after xp vulnerabilities since I really havent had any issues with these computers yet...

  189. Come on folks, this is unrealistic. by Cookie3 · · Score: 1

    I hope someone tells the author that ZoneAlarm, if uninstalled on a Win9X box, has a tendency to delete certain files that are essential to internet usage. What's worse is, a typical Win98 "System Restore" via the Win98 CD won't actually recover the files. Removing and re-adding the appropriate network hardware won't recover the files, either.

    No, the only (guranteed) means of recovering them and having the net settings restored is to use a pre-ZA Win98 directory backup, or else WIPE THE DRIVE and reinstall from scratch.

    All-in-all, this guy has (a) no idea what went wrong with his computer, and (b) no inclination to find out what went wrong with his computer. The "Digital Doctor" sounds like he's not very handy with older OS's either. Reinstalling Win98 is certainly an easy thing to do, but there are plenty of other steps he should've taken before the wipe and reinstall.

    For starters, there's a command-line FTP program, which could've been used to acquire Mozilla, which would've given him the necessary net access to grab the latest virus definitions manually. He could've also downloaded Isarn Taskinfo or some other utility to better monitor what's in memory (since Win98's CTRL-ALT-DEL menu doesn't display everything). At that point, he'd have some grasp as to the severity of the situation, as well as (hopefully) some running, up-to-date AV software to nuke anything unwanted in the system.

    Next he'd need to take a quick trip through REGEDIT to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curre ntVersion\Run and HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curr entVersion\Run and other similar registry keys, noting files that appear like they shouldn't be there, and tracking them down. Next, a trip through C:\Windows\System would be beneficial, if you know what to look for. Win.ini, System.ini, autoexec.bat, and config.sys are also places to look for at-boot problems.

    C'mon. I can do better than that. Whoever hired Glenn, fire him and hire me instead. :p

    ---

    --
    present day... present time... hahahaha...
  190. i see this all the time by patrick.whitlock · · Score: 1

    and im thinking that the guy working on this pc isn't a "tech", though HE may not be aware of that fact. this could have (probably) been resolved in around 2.5 hours. he thinks we (the industry) need to tell poeple the dangers... well we do, if they don't listen...tough. if you make it worse trying to fix it yourself, i hate it for ya, you shoulda come and seen me first. i'll admit that the problem with the symantec products should be put on the cd sleeve, but then again... most techs already know about this. and when i say tech, i don't mean phone tech

  191. reinstall vs repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I have been fixing machines for a long time and i know that most technicians say "well, it's messed up, let's just reinstall everything. I hope you have backups." this is simply a mistake, a lazy tech who doesn't feel like dealing with the problem, or an uninformed tech who doesn't know how to fix the problem. also, it isn't so much a windows problem as it is a problem with other software. i have a win2k box that i use that has been hooked to broadband (although it is not currently) and it has run without errors for almost two years now and i haven't had to do a single reinstall or even a reboot that i can recall.
    The problem is in being able to remove the software that isn't working. if the techs in the story followed symantec's instructions for removal of antivirus products from the machines, then that is the first problem because i happen to know firsthand that those instructions are largely incorrect and leave a lot of registry keys left untouched, which was probably why they were having issues with it.
    I have been able to repair most of the computers that i have fixed without a reinstallation of windows. the only time i'll reinstall is if something is highly time-critical, the person's software and settings are stored in their roaming profile, and i have a ghost image or a RIS image of the machine that is tested and ready to go. otherwise, i'll do these things in this order: find the offending peices of software and destroy them manually, run adaware and a fresh install of a current copy of an antivirus program that is different from the one they were using (antivirus.com has a free online scan that's pretty good), delete all unecessary crap from hard drive (temp internet files, recycle bin, temp folders, etc.), then install all current upgrades to windows (except xp sp2, of course) and upgrade all driver files. finally, install a good firewall (like zonealarm) and antivirus program and then reinstall their software and give some instructions on where spyware comes from and how to deal with it.
    Newsflash, people: script kiddiez are not just going around and breaking into people's computers randomly. it does happen occasionally, but i have had dozens of people tell me that they were hacked and i'll check things like system logs and firewall logs and various other information and of all the people claiming to have been hacked, only one of them actually was. I don't think that hackers (or crackers, as i prefer to call most of them) are to blame for as much as people give them credit for. it's mostly uninformed users and people who will install anything. our solution here should be focusing on education of the core principles of which technology operates instead of a bunch of "how to do this" and "install this, you need it" without telling anyone what that stuff does. it's kinda like give a man a fish, he can eat for a day, but teach a man to fish, etc.

  192. the old adage by mapmaker · · Score: 1
    is still true:

    "If you think education is expensive, you should try ignorance."

  193. Moron's supporting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    idiots, running software designed by salesmen and implemented by hamstrung engineers. Sounds about like the SOP for almost any large business these days. Common sense is a liability...What could a home user on 98 have that could not be reinstalled ? I think I'd be looking at the time I was charged...

  194. am i the only one by whiteSanjuro · · Score: 1

    who is pissed that she is angry at "hackers?" hackers did not destroy her computer, a combination of her own ignorance and the nature of corporate exploitation did. in my vocabulary, hackers would be more likely to help you fix the problem instead of creating it. i believe she is concerned more with crackers, script-kiddies, etc.

    also, if you actually RTFAs, you would realize pretty quikly that "Glen" the tech is a complete dumbass who is perhaps a green belt in fixing-pc-kung-fu...i'm sure the average /.er is at least a black-belt...he is the real reason she went through so much grief...she automatically waited a full week for him (but tried to solve it herself anyway? wtf!), and then he ends up making her buy more memory (instead of a hardware firewall/router/thing). plus, he encourages the obsession over an obscure AV/software bug. some things cannot be solved with the current set of knowledge! move on! path of least resistance is the solution to problems!

    argh! this whole article just made me want to bang my head into the wall and cry.

  195. should have reinstalled... by runamok1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why would a computer technician spend that much time trying to bring a box with windows 98 back from the dead? 1. Find out what applications they use and make sure you have all cds and cd-keys. 2. Make note of all hardware (especially ethernet card drivers) for driver purposes. 3. Find out what email they use (all users) and all passwords and settings for all. 4. Find their documents, images, mp3s, etc. 5. Buy a new HUGE hard drive for $70.00. 6. Partition new drive so the 2nd partition is big enough to hold all the data from the old HD. 7. Copy data from old drive to new drive's 2nd partition using the image tools that came with the HD. 8. Install a fresh copy of windows 98 on the new HD's 1st partition. Install firewall and antivirus software. Get updates. Install all the apps. 9. Set up email, copy documents, images, etc. 10. I would probably then try to make a copy of the new first partition to the old hard drive after wiping it first. Working your ass off to remove spyware that it takes 3 programs to "mostly" uninstall is a losing battle. This crap is insidious. Especially when you are dealing with a win 98 install that is older than 6 months or so. The spyware folks are well aware of ad aware et all and are making serious efforts to not be detected, etc. Final notes. Several years ago I used to work for a company as a pc tech. We charged $79.00 an hour and the average virus call would take at least 2 hours. I hated taking money from little old ladies and family's with teenagers. The REALLY depressing thing is that I spend a few hours fixing my friend's computers. Come back in a few months and they have crap on them again. Un-fing-believable. Are these @$$holes actually making ANY money from all this? Are they really going to benefit from observing my slashdot and p0rn habits? Or popping up vi@g@r@ ads for a healthy 29 year old? It just seems so pointless.

  196. Know Your Enemy by tiny69 · · Score: 1
    From the Forward of Know Your Enemy, Second Edition:
    A random computer on the Internet is scanned dozens of times a day. The life expectancy, or the time before someone successfully hacks, a default installation of Red Hat 6.2 is less than 72 hours. A common home user setup, with Windows 98 and file sharing enabled, was hacked five times in four days. Systems are subject to NetBIOS scans an average of 17 times a day. And the fatest time for a server being hacked: 15 mintues after plugging it into the network.
    If you use the default install of an old, vulnerable OS install without patching it or disabling unneeded services, the average attacker will know more about your system than you. Nice to see the media is finally catching on. Hopefully the unwashed masses will follow suit.

    --
    Go not unto/. for advice, for you will be told both yea and nay (but have nothing to do with the question)
  197. Using Word means Knowing Computer Technology?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Common, this article must be some kind of April 1st joke. This whole thing is so ridiculous!!! Install the damn patches, and make VERY sure you don't confuse spyware with anti-spyware!!

  198. In complete fairness... by WebCowboy · · Score: 1

    ...you are only partly right. In 1998 it could be pretty easy to install Red Hat (for example) with total lack of security as well--and I saw the results when friends with no Linux or UNIX experience at all would throw Red Hat on a leftover box, connect it to their cable internet and have it comporimised before the day was out. The total newbie audience was limited, however, and even newbies with an interest in Linux learned quickly how to secure their machines.

    That is where the difference lies. The Linux community (from end user right up to the distribution companies) learn much more quickly. Fast forward to 2002 when WinXP was shiny and new and Red Hat and other distros really grew up. By then, you could get SELinux. A newbie could install Mandrake with everything locked down in a very secure configuration simply by clicking "high" or "paranoid" during installation. The kernel and applications were patched and maintained, and features such as packet filtering were included in the OS and continually improved. As a result, you are SAFER with Linux on the net now than you were with Linux on the internet of 1998.

    Microsoft learned ABSOLUTELY NOTHING during that time. Windows XP was released with NO improvements to security--either in the OS itself or with its default configuration over WinNT or 2k. Everything was wide open. In fact, XP Home--despite being based on the same WinNT core as the other editions, had WORSE security. Microsoft figured the concept of protected access to system functions was too complicated for the home user (an admin password would just confuse people). As a result, things such as raw sockets were left wide open to anyone who gained access to the system--which was relatively easy to do with XP home. These huge blunders are only being corrected now with SP2.

    Saying that this Win98 demo demonstrates how "users should keep up or upgrade to XP" is misleading. If the same blissfully ignorant user were to put an unpatched, unprotected XP box on a cable internet connection I GUARANTEE you it would be compromised MUCH QUICKER than a Win98 box. I've seen it before myself--witness some poor schmuck upgrade his Win98 box to XP, and in the time it took me to go and grab a bite to eat he had it on the net and connecting to Windows Update. Before the updates were finished downloading it was infected with THREE blaster and sasser variants and started rebooting spontaneously. Users should do more than just keep up to date or chane OSes. Users have to adopt good security practises--don't hook to the 'net without making sure there are not weak passwords, stupid open ports/services present etc. and probably a firewall in place. Keep virus software up to date at least daily and so on. Furthermore, Microsoft and other providers must make it easier for users to adopt these measures (and they are--slowly but surely. Still not up to snuff yet though).

    A good Linux distro is a good basis for a secure system (better than any Windows OS I'd say). Sure it's not perfect (nothing is) but even though Linux might not be at the head of the security class, it isn' the retarded, paste-eating child in the corner that Microsoft has demonstrated itself to be.

  199. What a stupid article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Win98 is 6 years old. Who the hell cares? MacOS 9 wouldn't do any better if anyone gave a rat's ass about it.

  200. Re:Change of Topic: What happens w/ Adware on a ma by Tezkah · · Score: 1

    Yep, and some pr0n sites which want to install spyware/adware simply give you the same message: "YOUR BROWSER IS NOT WIN32 COMPATIBLE!"

    I know this happens in Linux, but I dont know if I've ever come across it in Windows on Firefox.

  201. To: Kathleen Day by steak · · Score: 1

    format is your friend, rather than pay for 48 hours worth of trouble shotting (aka paying someone to run ad aware) do yourself a favor and back up your files and format that sucker. maybe even splurge a little and pay $199 for xp. this is why people under 15 and over 30 should not be allowed to touch computers.

  202. Mozilla anyone? by shis-ka-bob · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was shocked that a search fo Mozilla came up empty. Simply switching to Firefox and making some descent security choices prevents all sorts of spyware. This is something that our reporter can actually do proactively, if only she gets the word. The other useful tool is the Thunderbird Email client. Remove MSIE and Outlook (Express or regular) and you stop all sorts of spyware and virii. Thow in a cheap router with firewall (as others have stated) and some antivirus software and you will have a reasonable chance of being able to use high speed Internet with a Win98 box.

    --
    Think global, act loco
    1. Re:Mozilla anyone? by bldrake · · Score: 1

      I also did a search for Mozilla in these messages and came up with only one hit. Mozilla should be part of the tool box. The tech seemed to be using IE during the entire ordeal. Some of the pain may have been mitigated with a little Mozilla at the start!!!

  203. Re:Tips, and a list of known rogue spyware cleaner by shfted! · · Score: 1

    Actually, at my shop, the first thing we do now if there is spyware/viruses is remove the drive, and slap it into an external drive bay, and run the necessary scans to kill all the naughty files. Then replace the drive, do a regular boot, clean the registry, and done. This method eliminates all those nasties that like to hang around after reboot the easy way (it's also quite a bit quicker if the client machine is slower than the tech machine).

    --
    He who laughs last is stuck in a time dilation bubble.
  204. Hardware firewall! by mattb47 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Is it me, or is anybody who doesn't install a basic hardware firewall crazy??? (Or at least foolhardy.)

    I've setup DSL and T1s for lots of small companies and friends, and I always install a seperate firewall unit. Post-rebate, these things are sometimes $10 or less. (I wouldn't use one of the $10 units for a business, but it works great for Aunt Petunia.)

    With a hardware firewall, you don't need to jump onto WindowsUpdate immediately. And you can get to WindowsUpdate and update the system before your system gets compromised.

    Sure, your system is still vulnerable to viruses (via email) and spyware (via stupid user clicking and IE vulnerabilties), but you are very unlikely to get rooted or infected for simply existing on the Internet.

    (Firewalls can have security holes too, but they usually aren't so gaping.)

    And here's another vote for Avast antivirus (www.avast.com). Great program and free (for home use). Better than some pay programs.

    1. Re:Hardware firewall! by BestNicksRTaken · · Score: 1

      I agree completely (just posted just this!)

      Anyone not using an el cheapo $30 hardware firewall is crazy, I really believe the ISPs should be giving these out with the cable modems - although then they'll lose their money with the "multiple user accounts".

      I know people who use ZoneAlarm and ICS instead of paying $30 for a fscking router!

      As far as Avast goes, what's the process monitoring like - I currently use NAV2003 and it sucks, it slows down boot so much, and the process monitoring is turning my 2.5GHz Athlon into a P166!

      How's it compare to AVG - which was next on my list to try (as we use McAffee at work, and it catches nothing).

      --
      #include <sig.h>
    2. Re:Hardware firewall! by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      Agree totally. I don't even run windows, but I don't trust mandrake enough to be secure, so I have an old P166 running IPCop as a firewall. And this is for dial-up!

      --
      You make the mistake of thinking you can educate the fundamental stupidity out of people. You can't.
    3. Re:Hardware firewall! by mattb47 · · Score: 1

      Avast is a lot more feature filled than AVG's free version. It has most of the feature found in full $30-$40 products like Norton/McAfee Antivirus:

      - Avast doesn't insert taglines in Outlook / Outlook Express when checking mail (which AVG does)
      - It has Outlook/Exchange and IM support.
      - You can have excluded files/directories.
      - Updates are automatic/continuous instead of once a day.
      - You can configure alerts via various methods (IM, smtp, broadcast, etc.)

      And, like AVG, Avast doesn't take a lot of CPU time.

      I used to use AVG, but I'm happily switched.

      Great product!

  205. ISP Naivete by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

    Yet major ISPs like Earthlink still strongly recommend a "bare" broadband connection. I'm using an external consumer hardware router/firewall, and the Earthlink support staff just goes nuts whenever they find out about it. Of course their heads would explode if they found out I'm not using their Earthlink branded software...

    --
    Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
  206. What arrogance, just make it work right !! by gelfling · · Score: 1

    People wouldn't change the oil in their car if there was no plastic sticker in the windshield to tell them to do that. Shit, they probably don't clean out the toaster unless it catches on fire.

    If computers want smarter USERS then they have to build smarter COMPUTERS to serve them. Build it the fuck right from the get-go and make it so it is literally as idiot proof as the old pre-celluar age residential telephone.

    Until then? Shut the fuck up and keep fixing all the crap you sent us to begin with.

  207. Router by eyrich · · Score: 1

    A $40 router would have prveneted most or all of this.

    I think the lesson is that all networks should have hardware firewalls or NAT/PAT devices that block all incoming requests by default and only allow them after careful consideration.

    No one should have a broadband connection without one.

  208. obligatory Futurama by kalpol · · Score: 2, Funny

    No it goes like this:

    Tech: Where's your backup?
    Client: Back what?
    Tech: Backup.
    Client:What up?
    Tech: Backup.
    Client What what?
    Tech: Never mind.

    --
    12:50 - press return.
  209. Old joke alert by plover · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q: What's the difference between a used-car salesman and a computer salesman?
    A: The used-car salesman knows when he's lying.

    --
    John
  210. 10 1/2 hours? easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha, I know why it took 10 1/2 hours - in that time he rooted her box and I don't mean the machine :)

  211. unbelievable by bliSSter138 · · Score: 1

    it usually takes 1/15th of the time to slave the old HD into a known good disc for backup - then install XP pro...slave the "virus-ridden" disk into a flameable, yet virus protected system and let the scanning begin...clean files on the other end....

    win xp (home or pro), is around $70 US for a student to buy...and these people obviosuly knew a student...either the intern who suggested zone alarm, or the actual kid who's computer it was...and slap a bit more ram into the machine so that it can run win xp....256 will do the job for most casual users' needs...

    while the tech is at it - they're on broadband already, so why not actually do some real computer consulting and advise them on a $60 router with a built-in hardware firewall to do most of the protection heavy-lifting...

    this entire fiasco should have taken approx 1.5-2 hours....as many other people have said...and the aforementioned solution wouldn't have cost $800 bones....

    - bliSS

    --
    the only difference between a rut and a grave, are the dimensions
  212. Just boot from a Knoppix CD by klic · · Score: 1

    My sister-in-law was having problems with Win98 security. I brought over a Knoppix disk, and taught her and her kids how to use Mozilla and Gaim. That took care of their internet needs, and it is damned hard to root a CD.

    Next time I visit, I will show them how to mount the C drive and use OpenOffice. That will take care of most school and work needs.

    Yes, Linux can be complicated, and the games suck, but this family has modest computing needs, and no time for games. Knoppix, on the CD, is a good fit. It would probably work great for Kathleen Day's needs, too.

    --
    Keith Lofstrom server-sky.com
    1. Re:Just boot from a Knoppix CD by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

      it is damned hard to root a CD

      Not when the CD uses a blank password for root....

      --
      There are some people that if they don't know, you can't tell 'em.
    2. Re:Just boot from a Knoppix CD by klic · · Score: 1
      Not when the CD uses a blank password for root...

      Yes, a script kiddie can easily guess the root password of a Knoppix CD. But there are no exploitable open ports, and even if a black hat could get in (somehow), they cannot do anything to the CD and the executables on it.

      Yes, they could still (somehow) launch programs, but a flick of the power switch returns the system to the pre-compromise status quo. I would be far more worried about them looking at the outbound traffic, and sniffing passwords and such. But that can happen with careless users on any operating system, no matter how robust.

      --
      Keith Lofstrom server-sky.com
  213. NAT box by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    Repeat after me:
    Connect the Cable/DSL modem output to the WAN input of a NAT box. You'll save yourself hours of frustration.

    My Linksys BEFSR-11 is the best $100
    I spent. And, looking at the incoming traffic log will reinforce that conclusion for those with any doubts.

  214. It's all about the Benjamins. by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

    They can get money for your information.

    The SWIPE calculator will tell you what a company will get for selling your information. I'm not sure who is buying, but you can make 20-30 USD from each person's records.

    Beyond that, "they" can use a compromised box to send out more spam, and enough people buy to make it profitable. The same goes with ad servers and adbots on your machine. Eventually, you'll find an ad that's interesting. Slashdot wouldn't have ads if some of us didn't click them, would they? Ads also keep google afloat - if they didn't rake in the dough from google ads, then the program would have been discontinued.

    To put it another way - if they weren't making money, they wouldn't do it.

    --

    ---
    ECHELON is a government program to find words like bomb, jihad, plutonium, assassinate, and anarchy.
  215. Bzzzz... Wrong answer :) by saikou · · Score: 1

    $40 for hardware NAT box (any store has em)
    $400 for a new computer with Win XP and a whole bunch of preinstalled stuff (practically all retail boxes have some sort antivirus with 3-6-12 months of subscription)
    $25 for a box of CD-RW for dragging data back and forth.
    ---------
    $465.
    Can I have the rest please? :)

  216. Hopefully going to put an end to that by dragonitti · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hello slashdot gurus. This is my first ever slashdot post on here. It just so happens that new technology is emerging from under the shadows. No more will websites be able to install their crap undetected. With one tool, and not all these spam removal tools you need to use to clean the system. It's new and there is nothing like it on the market. See for yourself. www.bbxtechnologies.com

    1. Re:Hopefully going to put an end to that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus, with that type of marketing bullshit, you're not going to be popular on /.

    2. Re:Hopefully going to put an end to that by dragonitti · · Score: 0

      What do yo mean? I'm not in marketing. I just thought I would point you guys in a little direction of some new stuff that just came out. I'm in IT, not marketing, so not my job to dress it up.

    3. Re:Hopefully going to put an end to that by dragonitti · · Score: 0

      What do yo mean? I'm not in marketing. I just thought I would point you guys in a little direction of some new stuff that just came out. I'm in IT, not marketing, so not my job to dress it up. I'm just spreading the word. It's already being spread over at FCW. Check out the article here: http://fcw.com/fcw/articles/2004/0816/news-agencie s-08-16-04.asp

  217. A Teacher by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    at City College who is also a tech support person for a computer consulting company related an experience he had last spring.

    One of their clients had refused to update his annual subscription to antivirus definitions for his email server. So of course he was "owned" almost immediately.

    The tech spent three days trying to clean the machine. There were gigabytes of spam messages, and a ton of viruses, trojans and spyware on the server. The reason it took three days instead of just rebuilding the server was the tech was trying to get rid of just ONE virus that just couldn't be killed no matter what AV software he used.

    Eventually they decided to just rebuild the server. Once that was done and the server brought up, it was instantly hit by thousands of spam messages - the guy's IP address has been seized on by hundreds of spammers worldwide as a "spam server" and the IP address was now totally useless. Another IP address had to be assigned to the server.

    So the owner of the server spent who knows how much money per hour for tech support over thirty hours or more because he wouldn't spend $300 or whatever for an annual AV subscription.

    I had a client a few weeks ago who allowed the daughter of the secretary to come in and play with the secretary's machine which was on DSL. Next thing they knew, their mouse would freeze, their PC clock was losing time, etc. I came in, ran Ad-Aware - yup, spyware. Not too much - lots of tracking cookies, but only a couple executables. It doesn't take much for this crap to ruin your system.

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  218. This is why I gave up on IT. by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    Cleaning up after clueless users is a pain. When it's a boss who screwed up the Gnome install on his Linux box, it sucks. When it's a luser who installed a "free screensaver" and FUBARed a laptop it really sucks. But neither of those experiences can compare with how painful it is to try and build a network for a kludge of clueless morons who expect one server to do everything without enough money.

  219. $800? by fred+fleenblat · · Score: 1

    You could two brand new computers for $800 if you shop carefully. Or at least one very nice one. Either way you get a brand new operating system with a built-in software firewall.

    I'm hoping that the technicians he/she called in didn't actually bill her for this, they just gave an estimate of what they would have charged. It's kind of irresponsible of them to force a poor user to pay so much money just to get her computer back to 1996 specifications.

    1. Re:$800? by BestNicksRTaken · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no shit, I just took a double-take at the $800 and thought "why would she pay that to have an old Win98 box fixed instead of buying a new machine AND A FUCKING ROUTER?"

      --
      #include <sig.h>
  220. Whats retraining the user cost? by BLKMGK · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So yeah blow away her software and replace her OS with Linux and then spend HOW much time installing products that might do what she needs? Then teaching her how to use them? Remember - this was someone who wasn't bright enough to know how to stop this crap in the first place.

    Reinstalling the OS is also not always an option. Computers are much like people's homes in that they become heavily customized over time. Do you level your home and start over everytime the faucet leaks? Does everyone keep track of ALL of their registration keys? All of their passwords stored in cookies? All those tweaks to the interface and 3rd party products that do little things? All those funky drivers for oddball hardware from manufacturers no longer in business? From what I've seen hell NO they don't. Telling someone you have to trash their machine and that they have to reinstall from scratch will put many users in tears. I try VERY hard not to do it unless I absolutely have to. Besides, it's a challenge not to do it :-)

    I am now cleaning up machines just like the machines described several times a month. It takes me, on average, about 4-10 hours per machine and I'm pretty experienced at it too. Much of this time is spent kicking off automated programs, interpeting the output, and then cleaning out the crap. I have to do this with a second machine connected to the 'net just to research all of the TRASH I find on machines and sometimes to DL updates to USB fobs. There is even spyware out there that will disable virus scanners, disable Windows Update, and shut down many of the anti-spyware tools. It also doesn't help that these jerks have gone out and put up Web sites that look like they supply spyware cleaners that in reality install *drum roll* MORE SPYWARE! Some of this stuff even redirects searches for these products to bogus pages or to 404 errors. The scum of the Earth builds this stuff, how they actually make any money doing it is beyond me. The last machine I worked on had it's home page directed to an IP address that when visited actively ATTACKED the user's machine. It's tons of fun to finally get a machine back to working, hit MS Update, and find out that there are 35+ "critical" updates out there missed because a piece of crap turned off their update mechanism.

    The folks getting hit with this are much like the article's author. They don't understand security, they run sub optimal machines, they refuse to update their AV products when they expire (MicroTrend's Housecall is a godsend as an initial check), and they let their kids download and install anything they want. When I get my hands on them they are fairly glowing chock full of nasty crap. I clean them and I don't charge but it sure as hell takes up alot of my time. I learn something just about each and every time though so I DO get something out of it...

    --
    Build it, Drive it, Improve it! Hybridz.org
    1. Re:Whats retraining the user cost? by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "So yeah blow away her software and replace her OS with Linux and then spend HOW much time installing products that might do what she needs?"

      Remember that installing GNOME is the second-choice here. The first choice would be buying a computer capable of running MacOsX. If they've spent hundreds of pounds fixing the computer, if they use it for working from home, and if they're so worried about downtime when it breaks, they ought to at least consider whether a replacement computer might cost less money than keeping the current one.

      If you do choose to install GNOME, then most of the apps will be there. If there's a piece of software that she can't use, then it's normally a compatibility thing ("this doesn't integrate with windows application x"), in which case you have to decide if that application is worth the extra hassle of remaining on a Windows platform. But if the requirement is "a publishing program", "an AOL client", or "a word-processor", then they should have no trouble finding software to fit their needs.

      "Then teaching her how to use them? Remember - this was someone who wasn't bright enough to know how to stop this crap in the first place."

      Teaching applications should not be a problem -- GNOME is easier to learn than Windows especially for someone who is, as you put it, a bit clueless when it comes to Windows. The advanced users may have trouble switching, people who use Visual Basic and know where the control panel is, but home users should have no trouble finding their way around GNOME.

      "Reinstalling the OS is also not always an option. Computers are much like people's homes in that they become heavily customized over time."

      In this case, and many others, an OS reinstall was needed anyway and pronto. Do you really think an intelligent teenager and a journalist would have any trouble configuring their GNOME applications? Would they have any trouble at all displaying their favourite wallpapers in GNOME? If anything, they might be pleasantly surprised at the amount of customisation which is available -- it can be quite a "new shiny toy" to someone used to the options available in Windows.

      "Do you level your home and start over everytime the faucet leaks?"

      I was expecting an automobile analogy. I suppose a bathroom one will have to do. Why do people never talk about computers, they always go off on some analagous tangent? It's as if when you start your car, you... nevermind...

      "Does everyone keep track of ALL of their registration keys? All of their passwords stored in cookies?"

      Yes, home users do write down everything -- my family all have big notebooks with all their passwords, account names, etc. They seem quite surprised that I can remember passwords without a book. But there does always seem to be a printout of webshop account details, dial-up passwords, online receipts, etc.

      "All those tweaks to the interface and 3rd party products that do little things?"

      Little things like redirecting your browser and sending spam from your computer, like the 3rd party products the woman in the article was running? She mentioned that she was fed-up with such software, and wanted to get rid of it.

      "All those funky drivers for oddball hardware from manufacturers no longer in business?"

      That is a problem with Linux -- hardware manufacturers just don't give a belgium about drivers in general, and non-Windows drivers in particular. To be fair, I've got as much hardware with Windows98-only drivers as I have hardware that doens't work on Linux. But yeah, hardware manufacturers are sloppy, computer-illiterate, and disinterested in providing the software tools you need to get their stuff working.

      "Telling someone you have to trash their machine and that they have to reinstall from scratch will put many users in tears."

      Again, the computer was trashed and the user in tears anyway, and this was jus

  221. Twitter: Life and times of a petulant cock-gobbler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twitter, you're a petulant cock-gobbling sycophant to Linux Torvaldyos! Quit taking DP from ESR and RMS's feculent cocks and why don't you try to stop sucking quite so much? Get out of your parents' basement and see the real world - maybe then you'll see how pathetic you sound, with your neverending stream of bullshit about how Microsoft is stalking you. Wasn't it you who said that Microsoft believes your insane ranting is actually a threat to them, so they PAY PEOPLE to reply to you on Slashdot? No sir, I don't get any money. I do it for the love. Someone has to go up against your paranoid whining. So get back in your cage and shut the fuck up already.

  222. Funny you mention broken LSP chains... by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

    I've enver run into this myself but a friend who was unhosing a machine this weekend called me up with this very issue. A quick search found this site-> http://cexx.org/lspfix.htm

    Ya', it's not a link sue me. I can see how this issue could opccur with some of the "cleaners" out there not being real gentle onhow they rip stuff out of the Registry. I'd also agree that the guy who waded into this fight could've been better prepared. One of my hard rules for thi sort of activity is that I make NO HOUSECALLS! you want your machine fixed you bring the CPU box to my home or meet me somewhere and I fix it someplace where I have FULL access to tools and a high speed connection for updating your crap when I'm done. I don't get paid to do this so if folks want this service they come to me...

    --
    Build it, Drive it, Improve it! Hybridz.org
  223. More reasons reinstalling may not be an option by Old+Man+Kensey · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...the customer has the original media, but it's defective (people do horrible things to CDs because they think they're indestructible) and can't be booted from or even read.

    ...the OS has had so many service packs since it was released that by the time you download and install all the updates, you're already pwned. After seeing a fresh Windows XP install get Sassered in less than 60 seconds, I want to kill LSASS too.

    ...the customer has licensed software whose license depends on the SID of a particular Windows install and the installer won't continue if the SID is different from the one the license was generated for.

    Yeah, yeah, firewall, toolkit CD, spare hard drive, blah blah blah. How far do you want to take that? "What kind of half-assed tech doesn't carry around the kit to build a complete multi-tier corporate network from scratch?"

    The bottom line is no one should ever have to reinstall the OS just to get rid of malware. Right, wish in one hand, etc.

    When I went home for my sister's graduation last June, my parents were in a similar situation to this reporter. They had Windows XP and had never downloaded a Windows Update. Ever. There was too much stuff on the computer (financial records, etc.) to just blow it away and format from scratch.

    After about 6-7 hours of actual work and about 36 hours of downloading (yes, dialup, in a rural area to boot), I had the system back to what appeared to be normal. They haven't reported difficulties since then, so I assume it's more or less stayed that way. Ad-Aware, Spybot, Norton Antivirus, mostly judicious and occasional heavy-handed use of regedit, and several boots into Safe Mode were the key. It's tedious, but it can be done, and sometimes should be done.

    A lot of times reinstalling from scratch is somewhere between a false economy and a disaster waiting to happen.

    --
    -- Old Man Kensey
    1. Re:More reasons reinstalling may not be an option by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      A lot of times reinstalling from scratch is somewhere between a false economy and a disaster waiting to happen

      Admittedly I used to mostly repair Macs under OS 9 (it's been a few years since this was my daily bread), but I used to find that the most efficient way of dealing with a truly FSCKed machine was to boot from an external device, virus scan, copy the data off, low level format the drive, clean install of the OS, reload the apps from original media if available, hand restore client data from backup.

      The advantages of doing this in a Mac environment were that you always had SCSI or FireWire to boot from. I used to have an external drive especially configured for doing rescues. A disc copy would get everything, including invisible files. If the drive is really stuffed, something like DiskWarrior could probably recover the data from the machine.

      While you could spend the time looking around for what was wrong, if you can't identify it in a short period of time, the chances are that you will spend an hour or so messing around trying to identify the fault and then have to reinstall anyway. In a well set up workshop, you can have the backup, formatting and reinstalling happening while you are working on other tasks - it's only the sort/restore tasks that really require full attention. Frequently you end up with a working box faster than trial and error fixing, and as a general rule you end up with a more stable system.

      --
      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    2. Re:More reasons reinstalling may not be an option by maximilln · · Score: 1

      Frequently you end up with a working box faster than trial and error fixing, and as a general rule you end up with a more stable system

      Indeed. The more times you reinstall the more you take the time to focus on what's important. After a few forced reinstalls it's pretty obvious what needs to be secured. That's one learning curve. Then there's the necessity of regaining a full working state. That's another learning curve with additional lessons in what really needs to be saved. If one is truly installing from scratch then there's yet another learning curve in how the operating system works.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    3. Re:More reasons reinstalling may not be an option by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      "...the customer has the original media, but it's defective (people do horrible things to CDs because they think they're indestructible) and can't be booted from or even read."

      If that's the case I make them secure replacement cd's. Perhaps they'll be more carefull with the 2nd set.

      "...the OS has had so many service packs since it was released that by the time you download and install all the updates, you're already pwned. After seeing a fresh Windows XP install get Sassered in less than 60 seconds, I want to kill LSASS too."

      Having the RPC patch on a jumpdrive helps. If their on dialup their pretty much on their own after I install the auto-update (and only the auto-update).

      "...the customer has licensed software whose license depends on the SID of a particular Windows install and the installer won't continue if the SID is different from the one the license was generated for."

      They can call the vendor and get a new key or whatever.

      "Yeah, yeah, firewall, toolkit CD, spare hard drive, blah blah blah. How far do you want to take that? "What kind of half-assed tech doesn't carry around the kit to build a complete multi-tier corporate network from scratch?" "

      I carry a FULL Black and Decker toolkit full of shit.

      "The bottom line is no one should ever have to reinstall the OS just to get rid of malware. Right, wish in one hand, etc."

      Evidently they haven't seen a system so fuxored that it literally, and I mean LITERALLY has hundreds of adware crap on it (oddly enough only one virus). Some of that adware crap totally hoses XP security so that not even the administrator can get rid of it.

      "When I went home for my sister's graduation last June, my parents were in a similar situation to this reporter. They had Windows XP and had never downloaded a Windows Update. Ever. There was too much stuff on the computer (financial records, etc.) to just blow it away and format from scratch."

      Actually, I'm dealing with one of these machines right now. It's always a matter of escalation. 1) try to fix it, 2) tell em to back their shit up or lose it.

      "A lot of times reinstalling from scratch is somewhere between a false economy and a disaster waiting to happen."

      It's a false economy because knucleheads will always screw their machine up again. The disaster that's waiting to happen is the one sitting in the chair (the user) in front of their computer.

      What's even worse is that there are people that have no freakin clue. I fix it, they break it, THEN have the gall to tell me that I screwed up their machine. I chant the mantra... "you screwed it up after I fixed it, there's no need to call me again."

    4. Re:More reasons reinstalling may not be an option by JimC93SW2 · · Score: 1
      Umm, where are you going to plug in a jumpdrive on a six year old PC running Windows9X?

      Sorry, I don't mean to single you out, because you appear to have lots of "real world" experience. When you walk into a situation where their PC is already hosed, where there have already been who knows how many hands in the pot, I agree that the cheapest/fastest solutions are to buy a new PC or format the drive, but in the real world, simple PC users think that we computer savy techs can just wave our magic wand and fix the gremlins. Up front, they will never, ever accept a buy new or format the drive type solution. Some of the posts above are too funny to believe! Imagine, a user who is using a computer older than 6 months, with an OS that is not {insert MY favorite here} JUST because it's worked fine all those years until she listened to the nerds who told her to get broadband (and also told her - for years - that dialup users did not NEED firewalls, etc. etc. etc.).

      Average PC users are totally swamped with conflicting technical advice from people and media who "know all about computers", which is the other reason (besides the cost) they usually wind up doing nothing until they have a dead PC! Sure, there is always more than one way to do just about anything, but just check out this thread. The Tower of Electronic Babel! What's a simple computer user to do?

      The car analogy is one I often use (installing antivirus/firewall software is like your car's safety inspection or insurance premium). Well fixing a 6 year old PC with Win9x is no different than spending money on a 10 year old car with over 100K miles. When do you repair and when do you replace? Ultimately, it is up to us to lay out the menu of options, but it is up to the owner to decide.

  224. Re:Tips, and a list of known rogue spyware cleaner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You can get a system that is so hosed that it will not boot, not even into safe mode, even under XP. The solution there to remove the hard drive, drop it
    on the floor and get a new one.
  225. Usenet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe that no-one has mentioned Usenet yet. Always the best option for resolving whatever is the "problem du jour".

  226. not the point really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think you are over-estimating the importance of a computer to the average 'naive' computer user. it is an appliance to send email or look at nice things to buy on ebay.

    Gramdma has a toaster, a microwave and a vcr and all these other items she has ever purchased, they are EXPECTED to work everytime and for the most part they do. Her blender won't try to re-arrange her sock drawer for shits and giggle's and the microwave has made food hot every day for 15 years without fail.

    Has gramdma upgraded her microwaves OS? how bout her VCR or sewing machine? NO! She has never had to nor has she ever even expected to have to!

    You do not expect to have to upgrade your damn toaster or vcr on a viscious 3 month upgrade cycle, nor should you have to. Why would gramdma expect what is likely the most expensive item she has purchased in the last few years to be any different? Technology naive grandma does not even consider the possiblily of having to 'back up' her computer or upgrade her 'what the heck is an OS?' How come the damn thing can't just work right from the get go?

    I see countless posts like this and jokes on /. hahaha how stupid are these people. I'll bet there are many computer geeks (like me) who don't know the first thing about knitting or making cookies or being a nurse (which my grandmother was for 45+ years) or making an entire x-mas meal for 20+ people in one sitting. Naivete in one relatively new field does not make them morons. 6 years old may be an eternity for software and OS's but 6 years is but a blink to grandma who's refrigerator lasted 26.

    hell, I know about backing stuff up and downloading patches and and running this weeks flavor of OS and running firewalls and I occasionally get stung.
    to the average person, the damn beige boxes SHOULD JUST WORK.

  227. The Joys of Commercial Software! by budgenator · · Score: 1

    Does everyone keep track of ALL of their registration keys?

    I've often wondered if the frequency of Win9X crashes/currupted files was a thinly veiled attempt to get users to re-purchase software; not to mention all of the add-on stuff like virus protection, firewalls, pop-up blockers.

    --
    Apocalypse Cancelled, Sorry, No Ticket Refunds
    1. Re:The Joys of Commercial Software! by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

      Nah, that would require way too much thought and it's not like Microsoft is looking to pad anyone's pocket but their own. As to folks writing everything down as another has suggested - I don't see that. And I'd argue that the first time they downloaded and attempted to install a product that threw them into dependency hell they would NOT be happy!

      I'd agree though that OSX just might be a good way to go. IF Apple EVER makes that OS available on something other than their overpriced hardware I WILL purchase it and try it out. That is a UNIX I think is worthy of desktop use from what I can tell...

      --
      Build it, Drive it, Improve it! Hybridz.org
    2. Re:The Joys of Commercial Software! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's available on their competitively-priced Powerbooks. And their not-unreasonable eMacs, which go for about the same amount this lady spent on the tech.

  228. Re:Change of Topic: What happens w/ Adware on a ma by RailRide · · Score: 1
    I once had a copy of Netscape 4.x running on Win 3.1 crash on a site after it popped up a dialog demanding a 32-bit browser.

    Dunno if the site actually crashed the browser, since I never revisited that particular site afterwards (pre-1999)

    ---PCJ

  229. Registry has got to go. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    Half the win98 problems I've had have come from the registry. When I reinstall, I format that drive.

    My solution isn't a no cost solution. You're going to lose some stuff. But I learned the hard way that there really isn't any way to "fix" an old windows 98 distribution that doesn't take days and days.

    --
    ad logicam Claiming a proposition is false because it was presented as the conclusion of a fallacious argument.
  230. Re:Tips, and a list of known rogue spyware cleaner by ebyrob · · Score: 1

    [LSP or Layered Service Provider is a piece of software that can be inserted into the Windows TCP/IP handler like a link in a chain. However, due to bugs in the LSP software or deletion of the software, this chain can get broken, rendering the user unable to access the Internet. Spyware is good at this, and some cleaners leave a broken LSP behind.

    With the correct tool, the fix takes seconds. Without the tool, you need to uninstall and re-install the winsocket, or else the same with the entire network support. Otherwise you fall into the trap this poor bloke got into.]


    And the "proper tool" would be...?

  231. Re:reg only? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me too.

  232. I had one that was like that CDW commercial by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    My boss was coming back to use the computer in the shop and I asked him why, he said too many pop ups on his. Went to check, took 4 hours to clean his computer out. 23 adware, 2 trojans later I got it cleaned out. We were trying to figure out how it got so screwed up and I was looking at the programs on his computer, and found a couple of games. I asked him about it, and he said that he didn't install them. Then he said I bet my kids were using my computer while I was gone the week before. Sure enough, they had been online, playing games and something got installed and screwed it up. Why kids are allowed to mess with company computers, I guess is the misfortune of working in a small company. Needless to say, Active X has ben turned off, stronger antivirus software installed, spy cleaning/scanning software installed, and all password protected, and I'm the only one with the password.

  233. $800 well spent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or is it? I keep hearing in my mind: but Macs are expensive.

    Face it. People are stupid. They see good alternatives such as linux and Mac OS X and yet keep on sticking for Windows. And you know what? I have no simpathy whatsoever toward her. In fact, I am very happy to hear this. Let the world know that there is more to it than forking cash to a salesman to own a computer.

    What a sorry piece of article. At the least, she should inform readers of other alternatives.

  234. Umm, you do realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that you are not exactly doing a service to the Gentoo community, reinforcing myths as you are.

    "ppl" ??

    Come on!

  235. this is crap -- Re:Whose fault is it? The ISP. by hakalugi · · Score: 1

    the responsibility should be the users' for the router firewall.

    a broadband provider provided a new client of mine a modem/router combo with their newly subscribed connection- and wouldn't take it back.

    what a pain. it took an act of god for them to tell us what the admin username/pw was on this combo-unit; I just wanted to get DMZ & port forwarding set up for remote access to this site (via dynsns.org) as we already had a firewall all configured fine, and ready to go; now we're double nating, and i needed to change the address space on the lan, to b/c the nat range behind their Firewall was fixed and GUESS WHAT happened to match what we already had at this site. oh joy.

    what should've cost them .5 hrs of site time took 2.5 thanks to the stubbornness of the ISPs techs not wanting me to get root access to this router of theirs, and the lack of configuration on the unit, and their iron-fist policy on us using it.

    they should at least give you the option for a straight layer 2 device.

    --
    If she floats, she's a witch.
    1. Re:this is crap -- Re:Whose fault is it? The ISP. by maximilln · · Score: 1

      now we're double nating

      This is where you demonstrate your skills. Or you find the make and model on the modem and a nice little paperclip.

      GUESS WHAT happened to match what we already had at this site. oh joy

      I understand. Maybe the router is so cheap (like my Motorola VoIP) that you can't change the internal LAN address space. That would suck, but that's when you change the setting on the firewall that you're plugging the router into. The connection always goes through the firewall, doesn't it? So you change the WAN side address of the firewall and change a few iptables rules. Okay, even on my lowly LAN of two machines that's about 15 rules to change the IP on. Sed can automate that.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
  236. It's simple by ewe2 · · Score: 1

    What happens when you put an unprotected Windows 98 box on a broadband connection?
    0wned.

    I should take up computer journalism.

    --
    insecurity asks the wrong question irritation gives the wrong answer
  237. pirated software... rent-a-tech here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my policy on pirated software is simple:
    If i see the user is using oviously pirated software, i have no qualms in using it (because they don't). if they have no pirated software, i'll explain the idea of installing software sans legal liscense (Windo$e, they rarely have a problem with this), and go with it. I do however offer the legal route first, and after I explain the $100-$200 difference, they go with the 'less legal, but cheaper route). I don't give pirated anything to businesses though, that's bad.

    1. Re:pirated software... rent-a-tech here by maximilln · · Score: 1

      I do however offer the legal route first

      In today's world of FBI agents crushing 12-year olds who are trading mp3s one must be careful about these things. You have to weigh in your mind, the chance of rubbing off as an a__hole because you're too pious to give out software that your mother-in-law knows you have but isn't technically legal, or the possibility that, if anything ever goes wrong, she'll turn you over to the authorities.

      It's impossible to win. Just do what Microsoft does. Accept the fact of being a criminal and budget a yearly amount in legal fees to deal with it. Insurance companies sell legal liability insurance. I wonder who pays to keep their profit margins up 'cuz they're sure not making any money on Enron, WorldCom, Tyco, MS, or many others. The attorneys and accountants are milking insurance companies for all they're worth right now. What trends have cropped up in the insurance industry over the last 5 years?

      I don't give pirated anything to businesses though, that's bad.

      Some businesses are just starting out and no one asks too many questions. The moment a business is big enough to be audited by any sharp authority (ISO or the FDA for example) then software should be a little more on the up and up. Especially at that level they'll have accountants who can get the money back through one (taxpayer-funded) scheme or another.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
  238. Re:Tips, and a list of known rogue spyware cleaner by eww · · Score: 1

    I love this little program. It makes cleaning up a PC fast and easy. None of this 2+ hours to clean it up. Just remove the stuff that you don't need (Must have some experience with PC's to know what is good and bad). It even can remove the software that hooks into IE.

    I like HiJack this http://www.spychecker.com/program/hijackthis.html/

    I run Win98SE on two older computers. Here's what I suggest:

    1. Hardware firewall. Forget zone alarm and the rest. Just buy a little Linksys or Dlink high speed router/firewall. There cheap.

    2. Virus software. I use Free-AV http://www.free-av.com/

    3. Setup FireFox http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/ and
    Thunderbird http://www.mozilla.org/products/thunderbird/

    Don't worry about much.

    And when I need to I use HiJackThis to remove the odd piece of spyware that is installed.

    I noticed a lot of spyware comes from Kazaa and other P2P networks. If your just web browsing the previous precautions should be enough. P2P is a completely different story!

  239. To be really fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you buy a car, the salesman doesn't teach you how to drive it, doesn't tell you that driving it into a wall is a BAD idea, and doesn't tell you that it won't float if you run it off a bridge and into the ocean.

    Conversely, when a major OEM sells a system to an end consumer, should it be responsible if the buyer decides to download porn off of usenet that is infected? Should the OEM be responsible because the end consumer has no idea of how to use the system properly? Computer ownership and usage comes with a responsibility to the buyer holding them accountable for being a dumbass. You don't sue Ford because the sales rep didn't explain and teach you how to drive and you end up crashing into a wall because you can't figure out how to drive. Or maybe you do but its just as stupid and pointless as complaining that I didn't know if I download porn off usenet might expose my machine to worms.

    1. Re:To be really fair by maximilln · · Score: 1

      but its just as stupid and pointless as complaining that I didn't know

      That's a point of contension. There have been plenty of exploits available from perfectly legitimate websites. Well, maybe switch legitimate for legal in a pedantic way. A good portion of the derision for MS was their suppression of public knowledge about the prevalence of these exploits.

      If we must continue with the car analogy then Ford is required to tell you if there's anything potentially wrong with the product they're selling to you. There are many rules and regulations governing the safety of an end product. Would you buy a car if the seller told you,"I think the brakes are a little weak." Would you buy a television if you knew the wiring was faulty? Would you buy a bicycle if you knew that the frame was partially cracked? MS has never launched any effort to help the public educate itself as you would if you knew you had to change the brakes on the vehicle, have an electrician fix the TV, or learn to weld the frame together. We do not have personal security consultants like neighborhood garages to do the work for you.

      So, in that case, MS has not fulfilled its responsibility. EULAs are an unfortunate legal rub that are a sign of the times.

      --
      +++ATHZ 99:5:80
    2. Re:To be really fair by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

      You continuation of that analogy is ridiculously flawed. The continuation would be, should MS be required to hold classes that educate the the buyer about the thieves that are out their trying to steal your car? Is Ford required to hold a class on the proper use of door locks? If people are really concerned about their vehicular property, don't they have alarm systems installed on their own? What do you expect to happen to your car if you park it in a seedy neighborhood? Is the car manufacturer guilty because your car got jacked or is the car jacker at fault? Get real dude! You are too bent on blaming MS for problems that you caused or are responsible for to begin with.

  240. unsafe at any security level by goon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well done Phil this is spot on.

    Back in the 60's the American car industry peddled out a similiar line of "product before safety" . The book, Unsafe at any speed [Ralph Nader, 1965] ...

    • ... broke the car industries ability to pass off inferior products unsafe for use by the general public. ...

    In the case of the Chev Corvairs even when parked. (you can read such stories from the reader testimonials at amazon. Better still read the book at your local library). As a result of the book and the following movement, the mantra of "Engineering, Enforcement, Education". The legacy that is still applied to Engineering practice today.

    It's a sad day for journalists (let alone Journo's from the Washington Post [think Woodward and Burnstein]) that fail to understand Naders legacy and see it's relevence to todays computer software industry.

    The lefty ratbag John Pilger's creed should be repeated here to see where this journalist has failed the Posts readers ....

    • ... it's not enough for journalists to see themselves as mere messengers without understanding the hidden agendas and myths that surround it. ... John Pilger.
    --
    peterrenshaw ~ Another Scrappy Startup
  241. Tiny Personal Firewall by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

    I see a lot of mention of various firewall technologies here, but no mention of my personal fave for Win98 boxes: Tiny Personal Firewall. Anyone still use that? I *love* that thing. I actually have a Win98 box that I use as a web server -- it's far too underconfigured to bother upgrading to anything else -- and it runs TPF. After bringing that up, it runs SQL Server, Tomcat, and James. It crawls, but it's functional, and I have no doubt that that is at least in part due to the Tiny Personal Firewall software.

    --
    *** *** You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me... ***
  242. Re:Tips, and a list of known rogue spyware cleaner by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    Hijack this can sometimes fix it

    Otherwise, Spybot can fix it.

    Xblock will also fix it.

    All of which are mentioned at spywareinfo

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  243. Re:Tips, and a list of known rogue spyware cleaner by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    but you still need to run the clean from inside each user account, because otherwise things will hide in the seperate user folders.

    been there, done that.

    Tour guide

    --
    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  244. Nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Any OS at that time had mechanisms to isolate privileged tasks from normal users. UNIX (of course), mainframe OSes and Linux had root, MacOS, although was a network OS by then (AppleTalk?) only opened network services that were specifically configured to be open, otherwise there was no way to own it remotely.

    The dumbtards at MS (for chrissakes, by 1998 I had been using Linux to connect to the Internet for 2 years) did not put any security constraints in their cosumer grade OS.

    Sorry, but they failed that Engineering test and they did badly.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  245. Bullshit. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    In 1998 Linux had been in development for a few years and has delimited clearly the sphere of privileges for different users, UNIX and mainframe OSes had done it for even longer. MacOS, was a networked OS and did not allow connections willy-nilly. I don't remember about OS2 but I believe you were required to login to your own machine.

    For goodness sake, Novell Netware was making a killing as the network OS of choice and you did need to login to access the network resources, using a prompt you could not ignore.

    Sorry but by the time W98 came out there was a big enough body of knolewdge that require a minimum of security architectured in the desing of any OS.

    MS failed miserably, so please stop defending them about this one please like if there were no others at the same time doing things better.

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  246. windows is NOT the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows is NOT the problem. What you do or don't run on it IS.

    Run Firefox/Mozilla not IE. Run Kazaa lite not Kazaa. Run at least one good free firewall (zone alarm) and one good free anti-virus (spybot) and one good free anti-ad (ad aware). Take time to learn mozilla and its options especially ad block.

    And most of all : don't connect to the web till you know what you are doing (drive in a field or parking lot before getting on the roads) and don't move from dial up to broad band until you are good at defensive driving (surfing) (stay off the highway till you are good at nonhighway driving).

  247. Remeberance :-) by hummassa · · Score: 1

    2... yeah, I had a machine with some 3dfx card too (the ones you had to passthru the VGA cable) ... but the games were normally not DirectX (the showcase directX game was the Microsoft Plus for Windows 95's Pinball)
    4... no, lots of people used late 80's and early 90's Sun / DEC / IBM machines as desktops, and those who did could not go Windows, so they transported their X desktops to linux... both Slack and Debian (hamm)
    5... Slack'96 had good file locking, a sane filesystem, and also ran both SIAG and latex (that even up to the present day can make MSOffice run for the money -- even if it's not so ez to use __and I'll grant you that__)

    ok. if you were a kid, W95 had the gamez, but if you were an adult (and I was), linux was pretty much ready in 96. and the point to the whole article was: if I put a Slack with Linux 2.0 (which _is_ 96 vintage) directly connected in the net, as of today, I will have a machine with the same capabilities of w98 machine without the hassle of having my machine 0wn3d in the first 48 hours. And remember we are talking Linux'96 vs. Windows'98.

    But I bet you will agree in disagreeing with me :-)

    --
    It's better to be the foot on the boot than the face on the pavement. ~~ tkx Kadin2048
    1. Re:Remeberance :-) by dave420 · · Score: 1
      Damn straight I'm gonna disagree! :-P

      2. Mine was the Diamond Monster :) 4meg, with the pass-thru. ace stuff
      4. Yes, but we're comparing Slackware to Windows 9x here, though I appreciate the history.
      5. And that ran Office and all my other apps natively how? :)

      Linux was live in 96? The commercial world used Office back then too, remember? That's only just getting up to speed 8 years later - please don't say it's just been pretending these last 8 years, and has really been ready all along. Yeah, Windows had games, but then lots of people (not just kids) wanted to play games on their PCs. Windows let them do that. Slackware didn't.

      And as we're talking Linux'96 with Windows'98, Linux can't have done the same things, as DirectX is still an issue here. Windows98 had it, and Slackware didn't (or even anything similar). That's my point. Linux'96 can't do what Windows'98 did. This debate could go on for hours :)

      Just one more thought - what the heck was driver support like back in '96? I guess, with less hardware "on chip" it might have been better, but then with less market penetration, the impetus for linux drivers would have been much slimmer... just a thought.

  248. "Point-and-click drones" by ROU+Nuisance+Value · · Score: 1

    Zeus, what arrogance. I know /. is Geek City, but when are people here going to wake up to the fact that remaining blissfully ignorant of how some of the tech around you works does not, by definition, make people "stupid", "idiots", "drones", or any of the other pejoratives I see constantly slung about here? A good third of you have no idea how the electrical supply system really works, let alone how to fix it if it goes wrong. Yet you depend on it every day to run your cherished machines. Does that make you a "drone"?

    The man in the street has every right to expect his tech to work without repeated catastrophic failures or undertaking major surgery on his own -- something every civil or aeronautical or electrical engineer knows (because they get busted if they don't). The moment more than 10% of software "engineers" understand that, the sooner they will have earned the right to that honorific.

    Mod me -200 flamebait, but if you're looking around for a reason why your job's departing to overseas semi-competents, re-read the post.

  249. Unofficial Patch by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Duh, how about telling us what this Unofficial Patch you speak of is?

    --
    If Google really cared they would fix Android Chrome to reflow text, instead of discriminating
  250. owned by mgcarley · · Score: 1

    Heh. I got owned once... if you could call it that... back in about 1998 or 99 I accidentally on purpose put that trojan netbus on my machine to see what would happen.

    I was only on a shoddy install of Win98 at the time, so I didn't really care - it gave me an excuse to reinstall the next day (needed it anyway), so meh...

    Oh yeah, and I was on like, flash as 33.6k dialup due to the phonelines...

    Anyway, someone came on and said "so you playing [insert random shitty windows card game here], huh?" and I'm like, "yeah, so? im bored as shit." and they're all like [opens cd-rom drive] "did your cd-rom drive just open?" and i'm like "shit your lame. using netbus to "haxor" my computer... you suck"

    then i got their email address (iirc it was an @netscape.com address) and subsequently nuked their machine. (courtesy of winnuke. stupid kiddie script, but still fun...)

    --
    Founder & COO, Hayai India (hayai.in) / USA (hayaibroadband.com) // t: @mgcarley