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  1. Da Fuck? on Teragrid: Massive Grid Computing · · Score: -1

    What the hell is wrong with Geekizoid? It seems like its just a big fucking banner ad now!?! :(

  2. Re:MOD DOWN on Teragrid: Massive Grid Computing · · Score: -1

    Apparently just as there is a +50 cap, there seems to be a -25 cap. Even though I've been modded down since, I can't seem to lose anymore karma. Perhaps Taco thinks that someday I'll come back to the fold, and doesn't want me to be completely without hope. Shrug.

  3. Re:Ah, the FBI's problem solved on Teragrid: Massive Grid Computing · · Score: -1

    Shut up, Commie.

  4. If Slashdot had a Self-Improving System... on Self-Improving Systems · · Score: -1

    ...that gasbag Jon Katz would've been removed ages ago.

  5. MOD DOWN on Teragrid: Massive Grid Computing · · Score: -1

    Please don't mod me up. I've worked very hard to get -25 karma and now someone is going to go and ruin it. Oh well ... at least my sig never lets me fall above 0.

  6. Logic 101 on Teragrid: Massive Grid Computing · · Score: -1

    Major Premise: A man can dig a posthole in one minute.

    Minor Premise: 60 men can do the work of one man 60 times as fast.

    Thus, 60 men together can dig a posthole in one second.

  7. Don't Forget... on Teragrid: Massive Grid Computing · · Score: -1

    Cyborg_Monkey, Sunken Kursk, Spork Nation, Trollman 500, Trollaxor, and Trollificus. Oh and Trolligula, I think. I'm just one insignificant cog in a troll machine.

  8. Could you imagine... on Teragrid: Massive Grid Computing · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...someone *not* making a lame Beowulf cluster joke about these? No, I couldn't either.

  9. Stop With the Emulation Jokes! on OS Emulation Extravaganza, OS X On Down · · Score: -1

    Ugh! Fucking Slashbots, all retelling the same fucking emulator-running-an-emulator joke. I know this is because the nerds who post these jokes wouldn't know funny if it came up and drew a clown face on them. So they have to retell the same fucking joke and beat it into the ground. Why do you think nerds repeat Monty Python lines endlessly?

  10. Re:This should go without saying, but... on OS Emulation Extravaganza, OS X On Down · · Score: -1
    i take it, then, that you are using internet explorer? you _do_ realize that isn't too especially common hereabouts, right?


    Child, please. I'd be willing to bet that *at least* 70% of the browser traffic that comes thru Slashdot is from Internet Explorer. Most people who visit Slashdot run Windows as their primary, if not only, OS. People give lip service to Open Source but little more. "Oh Linux is so leet...not that I'd ever run that unstable piece of shit." Not to mention that IE is the best browser on the market, so using anything else is just silly.

  11. Re:Isn't That Great on OS Emulation Extravaganza, OS X On Down · · Score: -1

    Yes since 90% of the computer world are turdwhiffs such as yourself.

  12. Re:MOD PARENT UP PLEASE! on Do Manufacturers Adequately Support Their Products? · · Score: -1

    Don't be ashamed. More clever men than you or I have fallen victim to my clever .sig

  13. Yes! on AltaVista Can't Keep Up · · Score: -1

    Yes exactly. I post at -1 now and I get pissed whenever I get modded up. It causes my karma to rise, and all the other trolls to tease me viciously. Once they beat me up and made me play cyborg_monkey's rusty trombone. I was grossed out, but deeply aroused.

  14. Re:proost frooost on More Details Emerge on AMD's Hammer · · Score: -1

    I'm working on my Taco story right now. What have you got planned?

  15. Re:The Arctic Tundra! on "Lindows" Coming Soon? · · Score: -1

    A good metaphor! I agree completely. I too think Windows shall soon crush Linux.

  16. Howdy! on AltaVista Can't Keep Up · · Score: -1

    Hey Sunken Kursk good to see you again. How's the wife and kids?

  17. Ummm... on AltaVista Can't Keep Up · · Score: -1

    When you post regularly at -1, you can't post anonymously. I doubt someone named after the hero of American Psycho meant to post that AC anyways.

  18. Bravo! on AltaVista Can't Keep Up · · Score: -1

    You, sir, have made me a convert to gnome. I shall start using it at once. Do you have any more enlightening articles?

  19. I Will! on ATI Drivers Geared For Quake 3? · · Score: -1

    Egg Troll reporting for duty!!

  20. Last Post!! on "Lindows" Coming Soon? · · Score: -1

    I declare this thread to be finished. By posting after this, one is confessing his joy in buggering 12 year old boys will receiving a golden shower from Jon Katz. If you post after this you are coming out of the closet, so think before you hit that submit button, NAMBLA-fan!!

  21. So the GPL isn't Open Source? on "Lindows" Coming Soon? · · Score: -1

    The GPL wouldn't be open source because "it's just not fully open in what you can do with it." Thats great to know! Thanks for clearing that up!

  22. Re:+5, Insightful on Do Manufacturers Adequately Support Their Products? · · Score: -1

    I'm considering making another account to accumlate karma, and thus post trolls at +2. I figure I should just tow the party line on Open Source and occasionally post the text of a few Slashdotted websites, and I'll be posting at +2 in no time!

  23. -1 is the realm of trolls! on "Lindows" Coming Soon? · · Score: -1

    Why don't the editors of Slashdot understand this? If someone is posting at -1, they're a troll. Banning them for 72 hours isn't going to change anything. Trolls are what make Slashdot so much fun to read. I mean if fucking Jon "Columbine" Katz can post on the front page, what's the point of banning the trolls.

  24. The Arctic Tundra! on "Lindows" Coming Soon? · · Score: -1

    The main problem is that Install Shield is advancing faster than wine is...

    Most glaciers advance faster than Linux does.

  25. Not Me on "Lindows" Coming Soon? · · Score: -1

    I don't think I've ever paid for Windows. Me and friends just pass around a CD like a joint at the Dennis Hopper estate. You have to remember that I'm a Linux user: I expect my software for free!!