You know what your mom can't get enough of? When she plays my rusty trombone. What's a rusty trombone you ask? Its when your mom kneels behind me, giving me a rim job with her pink little tongue. At the same time as she's gobbling down my dingleberries, she's jerking me off. If you close your eyes and picture the movement of your moms lips and arm, its kinda like a trombone!
I also give your mom the dirty sanchez sometimes, too. And a donkey punch.
But if I killed myself, your mom would miss out on the quarts of jizm I splash on her face on a nightly basis. Good woman, your mom. She even has the manners to make me a sandwhich as I send her out the door. Oh, she asks if you can call me Daddy, too, fucknuts.
Of course not. If you spent millions of dollars developing a premiere product, would you release it for free so your competition can gain an edge? If the Open Source model is so great, surly someone should be able to code something up.
If you're using Word and Excel instead of their poorly-coded Open Source alternative, you're not a Linux user, and thus shouldn't be reading Slashdot. Oh wait, 80% of the Linux zealots here don't actually use Linux themselves. Nevermind. Please carry on.
Prisons are a waste of resources. We should deposit these people on a desolate and deserted island and forget about them. I propose we use the island of England. Who's with me!!!?!
I hope you ask for the banning of airplanes too after seeing what they can do.
I am. I believe that air travel should be limited to those new-fangled airships. If you tried to crash one of those into a building, it would probably just bounce off, and everyone inside would go "Wheeeeeeee! Do it again!" very merrily!
PGP and other tools of strong encryption should be banned. Honestly, does anyone but terrorists and child pornographers have a valid need for this? I know I have nothing to hide so what do I care if my email gets keyword scanned. If it helps make America (the best country in the world) a safer place, that's fine with me!!
PGP is used only by terrorists and child pornographers. No honest citizen has any valid reason for using encryption that its government cannot see through. What do you have to hide?
Eh, I'm kind of a jealous type so that probably wouldn't happen. But Jon Katz gets awfully lonely. I guess its hard to find someone when you're a three hundred pound hairy crossdresser. But his mantits look almost feminine in low light. I could introduce you to him.
You know, he's actually pretty good. He's very butch and just looks so damn hot when he's dressed up in his leather priests outfit. He looks not unlike a 1982-era Rob Halford. I like it when he puts the dog collar and leash on me.
CmdrTaco is a fag! But he lets me suck him off pretty regularly, so its all good. I've seen Jon Katz strolling around in women's underwear, though... not that there's anything wrong with that.
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You know what your mom can't get enough of? When she plays my rusty trombone. What's a rusty trombone you ask? Its when your mom kneels behind me, giving me a rim job with her pink little tongue. At the same time as she's gobbling down my dingleberries, she's jerking me off. If you close your eyes and picture the movement of your moms lips and arm, its kinda like a trombone!
I also give your mom the dirty sanchez sometimes, too. And a donkey punch.
Of course this might be a good thing because if they go to jail, hey, at least they're out of their parent's basement.
But if I killed myself, your mom would miss out on the quarts of jizm I splash on her face on a nightly basis. Good woman, your mom. She even has the manners to make me a sandwhich as I send her out the door. Oh, she asks if you can call me Daddy, too, fucknuts.
No but I support the elimination of the fat coworker who still thinks its funny to greet everyone by going "Whaaaazzzzupp?"
Thats MISTER/B Dipshit to you, fuckdribblins.
Of course not. If you spent millions of dollars developing a premiere product, would you release it for free so your competition can gain an edge? If the Open Source model is so great, surly someone should be able to code something up.
Someone set up us the Delta Force!!
Not only is it cute, but I'm very touched you would take the time to make something for me. Excuse me, but I don't want to cry in public.
He's not a troll. I believe, though, he is a crap-flooder.
If you're using Word and Excel instead of their poorly-coded Open Source alternative, you're not a Linux user, and thus shouldn't be reading Slashdot. Oh wait, 80% of the Linux zealots here don't actually use Linux themselves. Nevermind. Please carry on.
Here, here. There is little computing that needs to be done that cannot be successfully done with an abacus.
Nincompoop?
is it just me or does michael seem to look better since he shaved his nuts, and that space between them and his bung? now i can rim him for hours!!
Prisons are a waste of resources. We should deposit these people on a desolate and deserted island and forget about them. I propose we use the island of England. Who's with me!!!?!
I am. I believe that air travel should be limited to those new-fangled airships. If you tried to crash one of those into a building, it would probably just bounce off, and everyone inside would go "Wheeeeeeee! Do it again!" very merrily!
Thats how you can tell the anti-dandruff formula of new super-strength Head and Shoulders is working!!!!!!!!
Hahaha! No it can't! All PGP can do is to hide disguise child porn and terrorist plots. Don't try to change the issue with an array of lies.
No, they don't feel guilty. Neither do I. Do you?
PGP and other tools of strong encryption should be banned. Honestly, does anyone but terrorists and child pornographers have a valid need for this? I know I have nothing to hide so what do I care if my email gets keyword scanned. If it helps make America (the best country in the world) a safer place, that's fine with me!!
PGP is used only by terrorists and child pornographers. No honest citizen has any valid reason for using encryption that its government cannot see through. What do you have to hide?
This parent will be the most accurate thing said in this thread. Please mod it up.
Yeah don't let him lay on the bed that long. The Crisco he slathers all over himself starts to congeal.
Eh, I'm kind of a jealous type so that probably wouldn't happen. But Jon Katz gets awfully lonely. I guess its hard to find someone when you're a three hundred pound hairy crossdresser. But his mantits look almost feminine in low light. I could introduce you to him.
You know, he's actually pretty good. He's very butch and just looks so damn hot when he's dressed up in his leather priests outfit. He looks not unlike a 1982-era Rob Halford. I like it when he puts the dog collar and leash on me.
CmdrTaco is a fag! But he lets me suck him off pretty regularly, so its all good. I've seen Jon Katz strolling around in women's underwear, though ... not that there's anything wrong with that.