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  1. Mod This Up! on IP Theft in the Linux Kernel · · Score: -1

    Hahahaha!

    PS: Taco the inability to hit the back button and return to this form because I hit SUBMIT 18 seconds, instead of 20, really fucking sucks. Slashdot is becoming more and more of a piece of shit with each day.

  2. You must be a MS employee on IP Theft in the Linux Kernel · · Score: -1

    Good job on your software. Its much better than Linux. Sorry the mindless slashbots give your company so much shit.

  3. Taco... on IP Theft in the Linux Kernel · · Score: -1

    Be careful. He's known to slip roofies to unsuspecting men, and then have his way with them while they're unconscious. I'm told sometimes he kills them and keeps their organs around his house as erotic mementos. All of this while he's employed as a chocolate factory worker in Milwuakee.

  4. Yeah but BSD stole its TCP/IP stack! on IP Theft in the Linux Kernel · · Score: -1

    The irony of this is delicious, considering where BSD stole its TCP/IP stack from. They got it from DOS. Yep, stole it right from Microsoft. Now this. What goes around comes around, I guess.

  5. Woah, settle down! on Lord of the Rings Theatrical Trailer · · Score: -1

    Sit down somewhere tranquil, and repeat to yourself, "Its just a book. Its not real." until you feel calm.

  6. Re:Wow... on OS X 10.1 Coming Today (Sorta) · · Score: -1
    Linux really has a the advantage of being theoretically in constant development for decades. OSX will be gone the minute the company loses interest


    They've been spending a decade on it, and it still sucks. Give me OSX any day of the week over than that stanky Finnish turd.

  7. Silly AC! on OS X 10.1 Coming Today (Sorta) · · Score: -1

    No, it wasn't the NSA. It was the Japanese. They're going to be installed in every toilet in their country. Sick bastards, the lot of them.

  8. Mexican Network Security on Ethics in Scientific Research · · Score: -1

    Haha! Mexican Network Security. That just *sounds* like the punchline to a joke.

  9. Re:Interesting contrast... on Ethics in Scientific Research · · Score: -1

    "Slashdot is inconsistent in their opinion!"

  10. Good Job Trollman 5000! on Ethics in Scientific Research · · Score: -1

    I admire your quickdraw reflexes in getting the first post! Its about time a non-AC got the FP as well. The entire troll community is behind you, except Kiss the Blade, who is on his knees in front of you!

  11. Hahaha! on Morals and Layoffs · · Score: -1

    Sorry that some ass modded that down as a troll. The fucking moderators on Slashdot have no sense of humor. Thats why I post at -1. But anyways, that was funny.

  12. True at SF CompUSA on OS X 10.1 Coming Today (Sorta) · · Score: -1

    I went into the SF CompUSA today, and sure enough some people were there getting it burned onto CD-R. I'm not sure if they had to prove they already owned OSX or not, but hey, go check it out.

  13. I'm With Trollificus on FiveFingerDiscount.com? · · Score: -1

    Yeah you gotta give us his name. Out with it, man, out with it!

  14. Yep on FiveFingerDiscount.com? · · Score: -1

    You can hook up a Linux box and sell it to script kiddies. That's all Linux is really good for, anyways. If you make money on this, I'll expect a generous finders fee.

  15. WTF? on FiveFingerDiscount.com? · · Score: -1
    I am a lawyser, but this is not legal advice.


    What the hell is a lawyser? It sounds like something from a bad sci-fi movie.

  16. Why is this suprising? on FiveFingerDiscount.com? · · Score: -1

    They've been trying to justify Linux as a valid replacement for Windows, for years. You didn't think they'd get their heads removed from their ass in time for this article, did you?

  17. Fire Extinguisher? on FiveFingerDiscount.com? · · Score: -1

    Why on earth would you bother to steal a fire extinguisher?

  18. Haha! on FiveFingerDiscount.com? · · Score: -1

    While you were composing your little quote there, I snuck into your house and stole your monitor and your new optical mouse. You should've paid me the two dollars you owe me for delivering your newspapers.

  19. Truly a great story! on FiveFingerDiscount.com? · · Score: -1

    This is better than anything ever composed by Charles Dickens. I can almost hear that young boy now ... "Please sir, may I mount another?"

  20. Re:Rusty Trombone on Philip Zimmermann and 'Guilt' Over PGP · · Score: -1

    You're right. And I found that woman with "little ego and self-esteem." It was your mom. Everyone wins!!!

  21. Oggs is stillborn on Rio Car (Empeg) Sounds Like History · · Score: -1

    Oggs is pointless. No one except a handful of pasty-faced geeks in their parents basement will use it. They think they'll be very subversive by doing this, but all it really does is make them even further outcast from society. I seriously doubt we'll ever see the day when a real company (ie: one that has posted a profit) ever releases hardware that plays Ogg files.

    Did I mention it has a retarded name too?

  22. Yep on Rio Car (Empeg) Sounds Like History · · Score: -1

    Amen to that. Of course you'll be modded down for speaking the truth, and not conforming to the mindless Slashdot groupthink. I'm on a Linux box right now, and I must say that it certainly is ghetto. While I loathe MS marketting dept, I have to admit their coding is excellent. Wish I was on a Win2K machine right now, actually.

  23. Re:Rusty Trombone on Philip Zimmermann and 'Guilt' Over PGP · · Score: -1

    Ummm yeah, ok. Good comeback there, Sparky. Why don't you spend the rest of the night working on a better retort than that. I'll check up on you in the morning, after I've fed your mom a hot load of jizz!

  24. Re:Ouch! on Hackers are 'Terrorists' Under Ashcroft's New Act · · Score: -1

    I conducted some "penetration testing" on your mom last night. I'm proud to say she passed with flying colors!!

  25. Not Me! on Hackers are 'Terrorists' Under Ashcroft's New Act · · Score: -1

    I for one will be glad when some of these obnoxious, pimply-faced introverts are sent to Federal Pound-Me-In-the-Ass prison.